The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: What's in Billy's Bag?

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

We kick off Hour 2 with QB talk: Jameis Winston brought a briefcase to work to be an inspiration, the "yeah, no" of NFL quarterbacks, the Trevor Lawrence question, and Lamar Jackson's case for MVP. Then, would you go on a 9-month long cruise? The Shipping Container has some strong opinions on cruise ship food. Plus, Jessica has decided who from the show she'd want to be stuck in an elevator with, Billy takes a look through his bag, the crew watches what may be the worst layup attempt of all-time, and Stugotz has nothing left in the tank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don't LaboTar Show with the StugatSpotcast. Mike Ryan and Jessica and me are getting crushed on X David A N 0 0 0 5 6 9 3 8 rights Bro an hour of NIL talk on a Monday local hour Come on and then who climbs into the comment section? Emmy winning, Jeremy Tashay, saying after a Jimmy Butler buzzer beater over the weekend nonetheless, give the people what they want, LeBetard show, more of me talking about the heat, actually used

bloviating about the heat. That's right, Jessica. Jeremy Tashay, it's all gone to his head and he thinks we should consult with him immediately when Jimmy Butler hits a game winner. All I saw with him shrieking into cameras over the weekend. He's got no interest in being an objective journal. When you first said Jeremy, I was like, oh no, Jeremy's going to come to our defense and crush this commenter. And it was no. It was Jeremy agreeing with the commenter. That can you respond to Jeremy that I'm glad they finally beat the bulls?

That was a big, big, good enough for it to get swept by them this season. How did we find and hire a greater homer than Mike Ryan on the Miami Heat? I don't understand. Cortez on Pablo Tora finds out. Stugots, I have a story to present to you that I am stunned. Legitimately stunned was not covered on God bless football. And it had Billy written all over it. I believe that Billy is the biggest James Winston fan

that there is anywhere in sports media. I don't believe that someone is as beloved by other media members as James Winston is by Billy. I don't know that I want that attached to my name. Maybe take maybe i'd say i want it i'm an admirer of some of his moments let's see the latest here the saints beat up uh... tami de vito and his green jacket and suit wearing agent uh... twenty four to six their car check

check down his way all the way down the field they're in the mix though dano and And James Winston is the, he is the greatest hype man in the league. Is he not? There is not, there is not a backup quarterback who has more positive energy than James Winston. And now this might seem to you a little bit of a hackneyed moment in an empty arena and an empty super dome. James Winston is walking down the sidelines with a briefcase.

That is not where no player that is not not a single players ever entered the stadium that way that is for the game that is not how it's an empty stadium but no one enters the stadium by walking physically on the sideline with a briefcase what is happening here billy well also and I don't want to be the person that's like over analyzing this but if you see the way that it starts I feel like he was counted down to start walking. It's not like we got this like mid walk. It very much like he starts walking when the video.

Yeah, it's like the old skip bailiff when you see him hanging out at his hallway before he turns the corner to throw away his Cowboys jersey. Did he do that yet today? Yeah, did he did it again? Yeah. Did he really? I was joking about that. No, I think he did. Well, I saw I'm trending, so I assumed he did it again. Well, so? I think he was joking about that. I know, I think he did, well, I saw I'm trending, so I assume he did it again.

Well, so for those of you at home who are wondering what is James doing, he's walking with a briefcase that was to be used as motivation. So everybody, of course, is like, well, what's in this briefcase? So the guy is he gonna motivate people with this briefcase, what's going on here? For the record, I just want people to understand

that this is, James Winston in the brand of James Winston is putting out a video where he is being the master motivator making a commercial on behalf of how it is that he's inspiring the saints to a victory over Tommy DeVito and his agent. Correct. Now, when I saw this, I was like, I didn't know James was starting, I guess, something happened in Derek Carrey's herd again, whatever.

And no, no, James isn't starting. He's just decided that this is his job on the team is to motivate people. And I think that he thinks he's the team captain. So he's decided that I will be the one to motivate everyone. So I'm making videos for us, not for them. This video is not for them, is it?

No, I don't think that I assume that someone just caught him out in the wild walking with his briefcase. This is very clearly him just walking from his car on his way to the Saints locker room. Through the wheels. Yes, I'm imagining that the briefcase is filled with little hearts and he's gonna go around locker room and hand a heart to everyone.

I like this, so for everyone. Here's your more heart for you. Okay, weird. I like this, for everyone who doesn't know what was in it Tell us what you think was in the briefcase to guys. What do you think was in the briefcase? I would say I don't want to say hearts, but I would say little motivational notes that he hands out to players You got this motivation notes to just you know what's in there then you can't play okay? You can't play Mike Well, I know too, but I was still playing the game

I also know but I would have guessed money. I would have said the money of some sort, just cash, straight cash coming in as a mercenary. So, two guys, he went and he gave an impassioned motivational speech to the saints, where everyone was wondering what's inside this briefcase. What's in the box? And he opened it, and there was nothing inside.

And he said, that's what's in between us and greatness nothing goose bumps gooseies that's what's between us and eight and eight nothing it's not crazy though they're right in the hunt yeah of course another half a team running out there have a big game against the Rams this week. They do massive games. There's a nice football. Yeah. They're a weird team, huh?

It's a weird league. Yeah, it is. A lot of bad quarterbacks. A lot of hurt quarterbacks. Was Derek Carr one of the good ones? Yeah, no. Did you see that? That's the answer.

Yeah, no. Is the answer. He was good yesterday. Yeah, of course. That's why it's a yeah, no. Yeah, no. That's why you know. All the division leaders, now this could be just a cookie year, but all the division leaders just so happen to have their quarterbacks healthy

all year and that seems to be what's separating them. That's funny, nothing in other words. Forever Lawrence gets a pass because he's playing in Jacksonville, right? Yeah, what happened with that? What happened with that Calvin Ridley thing? That seemed like it was a touchdown. Could have used that. I felt asleep though.

I feel like when you're a rookie season, urban Myers, your head coach, you get like a couple more years to. But for how long? He has gotten an awfully long pass, even with the urban Myers stuff, because he did enter the league with the hype that surrounded one of those camp-misc guys.

He looks the part physically gallops has the flowing hair dying to be a star. Like they're, here it is for you Trevor, like that you can have the whole league. The young people are taking over the league. It's Tom Brady's out, Rothlessburg is out, Aaron Rogers is old. Here it is. Here's the entire league. Oh, CJ Stroud stepped ahead of you in line. Have I been the only, I've had a real hard time trying to figure out what the Jags are for a couple of years now. I just, I can't make heads of tails of them this year.

I thought that, okay, it seems like they're struggling against good defenses. And Baltimore is a good defense, but they had a bunch of injuries on that side of the ball, two starting safeties out, so I thought, okay, surely, with the bright lights with your team needing to win right here, you'd perform well, but he didn't.

Bull take, he's got to cut the hair. The reason I'm surprised. Fits face, no, he has to cut it. It's too look at him. No, his face would be way too long with any other haircut. Agreed, yes. I needed it. Remember when Herbert cut his hair?

Oh, that was too worst. The worst. He should have fired his agent immediately. You got a Zach though. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I should have been fired immediately. Oh, 100 Chris, you're saying you have to do something to change it. I think if they, you know, fart this season away, right? Maybe they make the playoffs, but they don't make it far. He shows up the training camp. Cut here. I believe he's in concussion protocol. So if, uh, if I may, just real quick, because I do think this is something that happens nationally, where you you hold previous regimes against Lamar Jackson, like we've seen a lot of

Lamar Jackson playoff football and it begins to, guys, with him going like three televised hours without completing a playoff pass, because you understand that the position when it shakes as to what it is, he has defied a lot of people who thought he was just a wide receiver. And I believe the people under regard the Ravens because of that past without accounting for the Ravens have mauled everybody and they have been ahead in all of their games. Like the games they've lost are weird fourth quarter or second half stuff but physically offensively and defensively they're the 49ers like they ravage people up front and then Lamar Jackson is just still more of an athlete than everyone else but the

Ravens deserve the classification of what they did to the Lions no one does to them okay like San Francisco when they were injured since an anti went in there but what San Francisco of what they did to the lions, no one does to them. Okay? Like San Francisco when they were injured since an antihon in there. But what San Francisco does to the Cardinals, no one can do to the 49ers when they're healthy. And it's the same is true of the Ravens. But the Ravens have losses to the Steelers, to the Colts, to the Cleveland Browns. And like, I don't blame people for not trusting Lamar Jackson until they see him do it in the postseason. I get it.

I understand that. I understand it too, but what I'm saying is you're holding the past against Lamar Jackson and the playoffs when this version's to God's, he's never had flowers back up and I don't know what Andrews' status is, but he's got more help. Like, flowers is the legitimate number one. It's not Hollywood brown anymore. Like, that's a legitimate number one he's got more help. Like, flowers is the legitimate number one. It's not Hollywood Brown anymore.

Right. Like, that's a legitimate number one he's got. And so Beckham can get you for a hundred yards because he's your second receiver. He's getting behind your secondary. Like, that team is legitimately and obviously good. I didn't have Mark Andrews, I have Isaiah likely in there.

And I don't think that they're- With a catch yesterday. Yeah, I actually don't. I'm not as high on their surrounding talent. I do think Zay flowers is nice, but he's also a rookie and it's hard to have huge impact at that position you're rookie year, though he's been pretty good.

Odell getting into health, but they have this three headed running back attack, Keaton Mitchell picked up a knock last night and that looks like it's gonna hurt them. But no, Andrews is big for that. No, Andrews is massive. It was his primary target. So like last night, if you want to restart an MVP conversation and have someone join

Brock Perty in the conversation considering Daclete and Egg Lamar is just as good as anybody. Andrews is out for the year, correct? Yeah. Yeah. Because when I'm looking at what it is that the Ravens are doing stugots, you say that they have those three losses to bad teams, and we can do that to San Francisco too. Oh, Dan, you could do it to every single team.

Okay, but what I'm saying to you, when you talk about point differential and specifically what happened to the Lions when they went in there, and when we talk about game managers, Lamar Jackson's not in that conversation. Cam Newton's excluding him, because the start of them they have it quarterback, When we talk about game managers, Lamar Jackson's not in that conversation. Cam Newton's excluding him because the start of them, they have it quarterback.

I too wonder, Mr. Godds, I wonder what it's going to look like in the playoffs. But what I'm telling you is that physically what he's got around him is what Philadelphia and San Francisco have had around them the last couple of years where you've got a team that's more menacing than the other teams. They go into Jacksonville and they drag Jacksonville. Right. Twenty three to seven. The game against Detroit was at Baltimore. They blew out, you know, the line saying, I'm saying, no one does that to the Ravens. You can't do that to the Ravens. They're not, they may lose those games, but those games are going to be

close. You that team is the next best thing to San Francisco and obviously done lebertard you keep mentioning lou harris and uh... and uh... who williams and montreal harris you keep mention herald herald excuse me stugatz nick thank you for so much for being on with us really enjoy your work thanks for having me have a great day yet vcc done lebertar show with this to go This is the Don Lebertar Show with this Tougat. [♪ Music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing traveling that way where you just throw your bags in a room and it bounces from place to place and over three days or seven days. You can see things without

having to change hotel rooms. It's a very convenient way to travel if you don't mind that the pizza at midnight is not great in the buffet. How dare you? The pizza at midnight at the buffet is incredible. Put it on the pole, please, Judeo, at Levitage Show, is the cruise ship pizza buffet incredible. I fell somewhere in the middle there. Yes, I think, Billy, there's no middle. There's no middle ground here. It's like, it's crap. Billy said, it's amazing.

It's pizza. It's the journey. It's food at midnight when you're drunk. Right, I lean towards the Billy side. I'm not complaining, but it's not just midnight. I could go at 4.20 in the afternoon. I could go at 7. Right, I'm I lean towards the Billy side. I'm not complaining, but it's not just midnight. I could go at 420 in the afternoon. I could go at 731. If I want, there's always pizza at the ready.

But these people that want to order the entire pie, like, hey, two or three slices, people walk up to that thing at 3 a.m. And they're like, I'll take two pies, please. There's a line of 14 people behind you. So how about we all get our slice? No. And then if there's extra, you can have your GD pie. Extra, there are more pies coming out.

What are you talking about? You're slice, maximum, and then back of the line. Oh, start over again. Yeah. Yeah. The pizza is kind of in the realm of gas station pizza or microwave pizza. It is.

How about bowling alley pizza? Maybe, maybe, all right, put it on the pole at Levitard Show. Worst pizza, bowling alley alley pizza gas station pizza or Cruise ship next you're gonna complain about the soft sird by the pool. Yeah, no the soft serve is okay But also but not the best not the best talking about the best it's always there for you the The best the best so like cold stone the best No, you know, yeah, you sound like a fool.

No, it is the best. It is not the best. There's nothing like walking around dripping wet shirtless. I mean, it's just acid out of the pool. To go get a cone that you need to eat very quickly because your hand is melting the cone. Because again, it's wet because you were just in a...

It's always a sad line, too, because it's all kids and then me. And it's just like, this is awkward. I'm like standing behind a seven-year-old and an eight-year-old in line. It's like, I'm here for ice cream too. But the best, right? The Cody's not the best.

Why is that acid-eyed? I mean. But where's the best soft serve ice cream, Dan? Where is it? You tell us. I said, I mentioned a number of, I can mention a number of ice creams that are better than the soft serve on a cruise ship

that gets belted out like chocolate diarrhea on a two cheap cone because it's like the cheapest mass ice cream that can possibly be produced. That's probably from canned milk because it's not very good at all. It's just how much can I make for 3,000 people quickly and have an endless supply of flu, of bacteria curded milk? Well, back here. Well, back here. I mean, the person doing is wearing gloves.

There's no time for bacteria to form. It's constantly moving. They don't let us swirl. You can't do your own cone anymore. There's a person there. They take the cone. They ask you swirl, chocolate vanilla. They do it for you.

They hand it to you. I'm like, you throw a little more on that. Have you ever wondered why it is it's melting inside of six seconds? Because the consistency is shit. It is some of the world's worst ice cream. Dan, so right about this, you have experience. It's, yeah, I mean, yes. Of course, I've been poisoned at many a shitty buffet because I just want to eat shitty food.

Because I've had too much to drink on a cruise ship. Eggs on cru cruise are great. Don't know how they do it. That can't be true. It's true. The best. buffet eggs on a cruise? Oh my god, they're perfect.

Jessica, I'd like your thoughts, however, because three days or seven days, okay, maybe a couple of weeks, although I'd start to get claustrophobic, and I imagine I would get some cabin fever after a couple of weeks. But these cruise trips are now getting longer and longer. This cruise took off from the port of Miami a week ago and it will be at sea for nine months.

What? I would die. It's awesome. I go too hard. I mean you go basically like short-term rent out your house for nine months while you're on this cruise. If you stay for the entire thing, it's going around the world. It started at Miami. It's going around South America, the Drake Passage. It's going across the Pacific to New Zealand and then Australia and then China, India, through the Mediterranean and then back to Europe and then back to Miami in nine months.

I'm just doing the math on that drink package price. Woof. It was like, I think the lowest cost was like $66,000 for nine months or something like that. This would have to be something that you're doing only because you wanna see the world, right? It's not because you wanna live gross for nine months. Well, I mean, this cruise you could also,

you don't have to do the whole nine months. You can stop on and do like 12 days at a time or whatever and get like, oh, I wanted to do the China portion. I wanted to do this that. But there, I believe there's 700 people who are committed to the nine months. And how's that going to go?

And how are we already there after those things were floating penicillin dishes after, and around, take your trips around the world, COVID? I read that the guy who came up for this, like the executive at this cruise company, thought of it during COVID. He was like, oh, all these cruise ships are being like stuck

in at ports and people are all stuck on, you know, cruises and blah, blah, blah. What if we did the longest cruise ever and everyone was stuck on it for nine months and you saw the world? They got 700 people though, committed. I wanted to do it. I wanted to pitch a show and do a show for Metal Lark

where I did the cruise. And I also figured it out where I could do like seven seasons of the show, like for whatever the cost was, where I would go the night months, I'd do seven season and each season would be a different continent. You love cruise, it would be a seven season show. Who loves cruise is more?

The codis are the gills. I would say tie. I'm not gonna let you do this. Yeah, I'm equally don't tear us apart. Yeah, I'd say I like them the least I'm not a cruise person. I've been on one cruise I was on the Disney cruise when I was five that's not a cruise and I did love it Respectly to Disney. That's not I don't think I would do it again Lehman was on a cruise once with Guy Fieri and he said said it was a terrible experience, not because of Guy Fieri, because the waves were really bad, and they deported from New Jersey,

which I wouldn't recommend. It was a benign question. There are appropriate times to go on a cruise though. Like Winters are bad cruise time in the Caribbean. The waves are very, very choppy. Yeah, that's a pass for me, but I am shocked 700 people signed up for this. And I think Billy, there are people that signed up for it just because they know that there's a lot

of viral potential from going on the cruise and then creating content out of it. Like, Oh, you're not even saying viral like viruses. Well, there's multiple viral opportunities on the cruise. It's got to be a ton of old people, right? Guys, that's just what the sea of people can do. This besides old people, There's a, I think that the age ranges from two years old to 85 years old. People committed to the full nine months. I just love a two year old by themselves. What is it? Yeah, a two year old, like one day is in college and they're like, I've been to every continent.

Well, it's like, don't remember it. Don't remember it. Just a pizza and soft serve all day. It's perfect for a two year old. It's sad to imagine how difficult it is for that three year old later on to join a preschool and acclimate to life on dry land. They've been they've been a C person wasn't there a busy life in the kids from yes, we life. Yeah, they like lived on a cruise. They were fine Yeah, there can't be many kids on this right?

I know you said ages two to 85, but I would assume this is old people trying to see the world and also people who have realized that perhaps they can live pretty well if they don't have to pay rent or an apartment for nine months. I'm guessing if there is a possibility here where you can be Airbnb, your place and make up much of the money and see what. People that do that, there's people that just hop cruise the cruise. That's where they live on cruise ships. Make it in a parade.

Haha. I don't want to, I don't want to imagine what it's like being on this cruise for nine months. Like there are 700 people on this cruise. You have to imagine that at least 8% is not a large percentage, but 8% is going to be cheating on their significant other while they're on the cruise. That's some one.

And then they're going to be stuck on it for like eight more months. Makes sense. You're not stuck on it. You can get off whenever you want. That's some one. And then they're gonna be stuck on it for like eight more months. Right? You're not stuck on it, you can get off whenever you want. What's about the most you guys think you could do? Because nine months sounds too much. I even getting off as much. I mean, five nights is too much. Eight? I've done like an eight night and that's a lot.

274 nights, eight world or 11 world wonder, 60 plus countries. You're gonna visit on this cruise. I mean, if you wanna see the world. And you don't think anyone's gonna cheat on anyone else during any of this, come on. Possibly, maybe. I feel like this place will go on cruise. Chris Cody has it right though.

You wanna see the world eight hours at a time. Like, there'll be back on his boat by 6 p.m. or we are gone. Sprints off the boat, you don't really see anything. That's partially true. Those are my favorite videos. When you see those videos go viral of people

who are sprinting to the cruise because. And you hear, oh. Yes, the boat's like leaving, and they're like, if you're not on the boat, we're gonna leave your ass. And these people are sprinting down the dock and the boat is slowly leaving. And they're like, no. You really have to be an idiot to miss a cruise ship.

Yeah, like they make it so easy for you to get back. And they're, they wait. Like they don't leave right when they're supposed They wait they go looking for you on the island. I like to stay on the boat Whatever one gets off the boat. I like to stay on the boat you get the whole boat to yourself all the ice cream Everything's closed Like all wait. I'm good. I'm gonna get some ice cream How about I want you guys look at listen to stir guys.. Let's all six he stops staying on the boat.

He would return 640 pounds because it would just have it have the soft serve to himself. The sad buffet is all that's left because you know why? No people are on the boat. So it's just pizza and ice cream and still gots to actively doesn't want to see the world. Stu, you want to see the Taj Mahal? Nope.

Nope. Nope. Gonna just stay here with the diarrhea saucer. I think Prinsles. I was on a cruise with dance parents. Now, we didn't schedule it together. They separately, which happened to be on a cruise that I was on. I was at a blackjack table at seven hours later, dance mom came back. She saw me there at the beginning.

Seven hours later, came back, still there. My mother says, is stew got still drunk from how it is that he was drunk over his chips in an empty cruise ship. Chris Lee knows best. Who wants to see the whole world? Do you? I mean, yes, you need to see every country. I'd really like to see more of the world.

Yes, to God. I know you've given also how is Chris Lee still not in jail? I know you've given up. Is he? is Chris Lee still not in jail? I know you've given up on this. Is he? Yeah, yeah. Well, how they make a new episode? Life, I mean, when he talks about it. Experiences, they're done growing, do guys.

It's obvious. Oh, I'm growing. It's, is he okay? How's Mama? Micron, please have video get for me. I don't understand what happened here. Dance moms. You know, there's people on this cruise are documenting

everything right and like there's like a whole tick-tock of people that are on the cruise showing you the world but then there's like a subculture of tick-tock where it's just people talking about the people they watched on tick-tock on the cruise and those are the videos that I've found I haven't found the people that are on the cruise yet I've just found the people talking about the people that they've seen on the cruise because they think they're deviance or anybody who's gonna be somebody who's at sea for nine months, anyone who chooses that as a lifestyle is someone, it's good people watching, is that what you're telling me? I could tick-tock people watching. But how the kids! I just haven't found people on the ship,

I just know they exist and I know there's a lot of people watching them, free to talk about what the people on the ship are doing Jessica Why are you making faces? What is coach out talking about? Chrisley knows best Coach, oh, it's time to go to sleep honey. You got you got two kids out there. No parents. You got a grandma sweet innocent grandma You have been here three segments. You've said nothing else other than Ed Orgeron watching a menu. How many episodes of Chris Lee knows best? Is there a finale? You're not going to do better. What happened to the Chris Lee? They get afraid. You're not going to do better than that. That's the end of the line. Chris Lee knows best. Don Lebertard.

Stugots, if you give him the choice, Stugots, you can have the very same thing one of two ways. You could get it honestly or you could steal it. He'll always choose stealing it! Stugots! Well, it's the quicker path. I mean, it's just... This is the Don Lebertard show with this Stugots! Jessica has made her choice on who it is that she would like to be stuck with on an elevator

around here and she finally said, I wouldn't mind Stu, which suggests she doesn't want to be stuck on an elevator with any of us, but she could tolerate Stu Gotz the most or tolerate him better than everyone else. No one wants to be stuck with me either, okay? He vaguely smells of cigarettes, depending on the time of day. But I don't think he's gonna be so stressed out that I'm gonna start panicking on the elevator.

I feel like you'd spend the first, and I don't mean this in a judgey way. Hour and a half on the phone without realizing that the elevator is stuck. You're right, yeah. Making deals, trying to try to... Just like scrolling like, Hey, are we stuck, Laura?

We are, actually. Cal are point. We could listen to like one grateful dead sign together and then the hour's up. Right. No, but that's fair, Billy. 90 minutes before I realized we're actually stuck on the elevator.

I feel like you, Jess. No, me too. I mean, what are you talking about? I'm going back and forth with whether I'd want to be in there with Billy, because he'd be panicked very quickly, but he might also have a lot of snacks in his back. Wait a minute. You didn't go back and forth. You said he was last on your list. Well, because I know, just know he would be panicked. And like he said earlier, he'd be trying

to climb out. I would just like, let's keep calm. There's a good chance that I'd also have like rope to repel based on chance, because I needed it in another time. I was repelling. I can see the pros and cons to build. We're going to go through the bag right now. Hold on a second. We're going to find out together. Hold on, Billy. He's a another time. I was repelling. I can see the pros and cons to build. We're gonna go through the bag right now. Hold on a second. We're gonna find out together. Hold on, Billy. He's a new bag of Coke exploded in my other one.

I don't have as much fun stuff. Dan, I'm with you. It's funny what happens with a mic's turned on because Chris said he's the last person. You're right. Well, no, I'm just, I'm being honest with my feelings here. I'm going back and forth on it. Originally, Billy's the last person,

but he does keep a lot of, because at some point, food's gonna be coming up. Well, what stuff other than snacks? Chris, did you just make your determination based on whether someone is armed with food? Well, Dan, we have to, at some point, if this turns into three days, like, we're gonna eat each other. I mean, I chose juju because he'll have wheat. I mean, you know, that's a lot.

That's totally safe to just fog out that elevator. The prompt is it's an hour though, right? Like it's not indefinite. Because if the answer's indefinite, I'm gonna change my guess. Oh, but you don't know. You don't know. No idea.

You don't need an hour. You're playing. It's unknown. You're just stuck and you don't know how long it'll last. No, but hip-hop. Billy, let's see what's in your bag, please. Well, right now I have a handful of cough drops.

That means the good stuff. If you guys are ludans come on I'm not cherry sure Salompos for my bad back Why isn't spike working I Change my answer to Lucy Where's spike well hope Lucy has some use an X DM cuz Now you're gonna miss out. She definitely has like gum balls or something

Not even a miss out. She definitely has like gumballs or something. Could you live in her fud bark? Oh, the rice crispy tree. A squished rice crispy tree. Well, that Christ, the weirdest, how long has this been in here? The weirdest thing it is. The odd thing about the con.

Cougatown. The contents of that bag is it could be that of an 80 year old or a four year old. Yeah, I don't think I'm going in with Billy. I have notes from the God Bless football Monday episode when Jim Bofischer was fired. Nice. Yeah. Stugots was very worried about his upcoming Austin Eccler interview who's preparing

for it. I didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to ask him. He's caring about his feelings. His coach has been fired. Is he embarrassed? They quit. Well, no, there are tough questions to be asked, but I don't do it in a delicate way.

Dan does, because he has a heart and he has feelings and he cares about people. And so I was just asking Dan for some advice as to how to ask certain questions. And he's doing prep. Yeah. I can't believe it. I don't recognize it.

I'm confused by it. Ha ha ha ha. Billy, have we rummaged through the end of the context of your bag? Because not a lot of helpful elevator stuff there. There's not a rope. There's not a, there's not an ability. It's gonna be nice and excellent. I mean, I could fashion some things if I needed to.

I have a charging cable that I could use into, you know, I just realized that Dan, you're the person I want to be with. You're the most important. Like, people would be panicked if you weren't an elevator. That is probably true. If you stuck, they'd rush to get you out. But do we have Wi-Fi? No, do we have the ability to get out? Do we have the ability to call people?

We could at least use that thing and like the button we push the button and they're like, Dan is in here. People would notice you missing before they notice us. He's already sweating. Right, there would be an urgency. You're right. You guys, you think about eating me?

We don't have snacks. Resolient aisles. Do we have a phone on elevators? You guys are telling me that's been discontinued? It's not an actual phone. It's a button and then someone I assume will be like, hello, what not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I.

I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. I'm not really an I. You just start pressing zero. It's like Dan is not this is not a phone you guys think that the elevator works The elevator

Follower's like nine We're not gonna stop 9-1-1 what I would be dialing 9-11 and the 9th floor and the 11th floor and just keep hitting and dance like no It's lit. We're gonna go there. I'm a low-race star We're gonna drop there. And I'm a warm lone star. Perked up. Yeah. The one with Roblo. Get me my... Stop it, Coach, you'll enough. Enough, okay Mike?

It's been two and a half segments too long. Stop it. Just stop. Please stop. Please stop. You... Lo abiding citizen. You have done nothing.

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military or is that an airline attendant of some sort? Because of big difference. I know, but i can't tell from the uniform that all looks like come on we're doing our man dirty here no wait a minute though come on Chris i've never seen someone be this bad at basketball like that is just real and genuine panic maybe he was given bad direction it's like throw the ball into the tunnel by the hoop if he did that was what he was instructed to do I these are layups it is how you're supposed to triple a basketball no exactly how he failed at that even it didn't go far that's how have a check stole the ball right there exactly how you dribble the ball

dribbling on always on the top on such dress shoes. Pretty good fundamentals. Bad spot we put this guy in. It is a bad spot. Is this trying to help my man out here? This is a military person. Been a rough week for this guy. I mean, this could be a military person, but I'm working off of limited information. It could also be a flight attendant. I'm torn between the two.

I want to say thank you for your service, but I also... Well, if it's a flight attendant, thank you for your service but I also well if it's a flight attendant thank you for your service as well yeah yeah I think that covers you I think it's the same you're right you're right one of you you know protects freedom in our country the other one brings me you know snacks beach as I am I saw a good stat yesterday's to God's I don't know what it is that you think it should be happening on onside kicks right but the Washington commanders tried one yesterday at the end of that game as they feverishly tried to get the backdoor cover oh boy chikobi percent and the Washington

commanders have not recovered an onside kick 2015. You know how many games they've trailed in those eight years like they're always behind. They're always panic. Like those are really bad odds on recovering an on-site kick when you haven't recovered one in eight years of Daniel Snyder's reign. They've been kicking those things consistently for the last nine years, right? Not getting any better at them. I'm surprised there's not a different strategy at this point. Like someone just do something wacky. Something new.

It's not working the way you're doing it. I hate. Like, so find a way to like, pooch punnider or something. I don't know, pooch kick it. It's a kick off. You can't do that. I just surprised that there's not more creative hacks.

Are you surprised that it's been since 2015, since they recovered an on-site kick? That is a long time. So, got's as today. Well, how many kicks? I mean, we need to know that, right? Like how many attempts to be on-site kick? Do we need to know that? I mean, to his point, if it's only 17. Right. Since 2015, they're always trailing at these games. I know it feels like a lot, but maybe it's not that's all I'm saying and perhaps it's not but it's eight years worth of there usually behind I'm looking it up Ron Rivera Riverboat Ron. You remember when he was crazy for going for it on forked out Now look at it

How's the whole Eric be enemy thing working? They seem to miss him in Kansas City, but he's not helping in Washington That's odd. Yeah Right, but let's give him a job too, right? No Filter beginnings of the grounds well No, yeah, it's what happened to his wife. Yeah, no interviews. Yes. The rule, you know, bearing degrees of success. That's correct. Moving on. Did you get my gut field note?

Cut failed, exclamation point. The five. I believe Dan, for every 70 onside kicks, nine are successful. Neil Cavuto. Why would you make that up to? I didn't make it up. I mean I looked it up What's your what is your source?

OnsideKicks.com It wouldn't like that's strange odds you're using there of every 70 Nine no, it's just it seems like bad math from you like it seems like you could have gotten some factors there Well, look it up. You could have thank you. I think you look at look at how proud he is of the work he's done. He's rummaged around in his pocket. He's taking sips of water. You guys see who's going to be on the manning cast tonight? No. Meena. Really nice. Meena's a guest on the manning cast. That's awesome. Pretty excited about this one. What is the story of the day today in football? Is it just laughing? Jared Parker is getting hired at Troy. The Notre Dame offensive. That is not the story of the day

It's the Cowboys losing it's just I just track to play. It's kind of the bills being back to I'd say like people are now So just the one good game the one late game was a bad game. No, but it's a bad game But it's among teams you know to be good. Yes, everyone else like one of the things to guys was one of those teams is not the playoffs Some of the playoff quarterbacks. Yes. Hey, do you realize how good the Browns might be if that whole Dishonn Watson thing had been good money spent? They're nine and five. Well, they are. But Mike in the AFC, you have the Ravens.

Their quarterback is healthy. The Dolphins quarterback is healthy, which should be the biggest story of the year. Chiefs quarterback is healthy. Jaguars quarterback is healthy. They drop off on the division winners to the wild card of the year. Chiefs quarterback is healthy. Jaguars quarterback is healthy. The drop off from the division winners to the wild card teams. So you have four only great- So let's like we explored that earlier in the show.

It's, it's some, but Joe Flacco, Gardner Minshiu. We'd like to circle back to two bro girls. Other more bro girls. I have found that Stugans by the end of Monday after God bless football. He has very little in the tank like Perhaps three broke girls. Well, you said something that I said and I was trying to hammer home the point That's all I was trying to do there, but he we've covered that part already. Yeah, but you brought it up again

Chef is a bit pushy. I did not bring it up through the same prism of talking about the same things about whether the quarterbacks are healthy Is there anything Jennifer Coolidge can't do? Apology now I'm talking about the same things about whether the quarterbacks are healthy. Is there anything Jennifer Coolidge can't do? Apology. Now.