The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Wild Willy Crashes The Plane

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

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This is the Don Lebatore Show with the Stoogats Podcast. It's time for... Against the Spread! And it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Mike, take it away. I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Too many points in Oklahoma City.

I know everyone expects a favorite to bounce back. I was thinking about going to Boston, but we're a little unsure about poor Zingus and Jaylen Brown. I think the greatest offensive player that I've ever seen has a great opportunity to keep that game a little bit tighter. Now does OKC bounce back? That's for the experts to decide. I just think it's too many points and I'm taking Denver against the spread. Billy!

Going to head over to the ice, Dano. So Florida Panthers, Toronto Maple Leafs. Florida Panthers are one and a half gold favorites on the road. And I was asking around this room here, because even though some people call me, you know, Baby Billy from Ice Ice Baby, number one hockey podcast that we had going

for some time there, until the dentist retired and then we kind of like, we should retire the show in his honor. Wow, Billy Wednesday. Why did that show end? then we kind of like, we should retire the show in his honor. Wow, Billy Wednesday. Why did that show end? I remember most of it. We had to retire in the honor of, yeah, the doctor retired.

Billy, I don't know, maybe I'll. It was caught, honestly, it was causing inner office friction and for the goodness of the lark, I said, you know what, we'll take a step back, give Dorky his room to shine, give Roy his room to shine and we'll take a step back, give Dorky his room to shine, give Roy his room to shine, and we'll take a step back here. And that's fine, we did it for the good of the Lark. Anywho, back to the ice.

No, but wait a minute. He took one for the team. Okay, but for the Lark. Good of the Lark. Yes, I got it. That's still the name, correct? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't think it's ever been the name. Can that go or? I don't think the Lark has ever been ever been the name can that go or I don't think the lark is ever gonna lose that in the divorce Or I like the lark better really just the lark lose the meadow. I believe that story still embargo Let's change it to the lark any who so back to the ice the Florida Panthers are one and a half goal favorites today In Toronto against the Maple Leafs, and I said that's that me as odd, a road favor by one and a half goals. So I asked around the room, the experts here on the ice hockey, I said, what gives?

And Chris said, cause Panthers bounce back. It's what they do. And I said, you know what? Good enough for me. So I'm gonna take the Panthers minus one and a half on the road today against the Toronto Maple Leafs. Again, subscribe. Bounce back.

Excellent analysis by you. I offered additional analysis. I'm like, well, the starting goalie is out for Toronto. And he's like, I got what I need, pal. It helps. I got what I need. I was sold, and the Panthers bounced back. That's what they do.

And then Mike gave me additional info. I said, great. I'm going to put that in my pocket for a rainy day. Bounce back. That's all I need. Against the Spray! Wow, New Year Wednesday. Right?

Cool. I don't mean. Tch. Tch. I don't mean to be crass about this, but if I say to you, and Sam Bennett was cleared and immediately cleared by Jonathan Zaslow proclaiming there would be no hearing and then breaking the news exclusively and journalistically that Sam Bennett would not only not be suspended,

but he would not be heard. He would not be, are you heard? Put it on the poll at Levitard Show when you're in the hearing at levitard probably for the best in it uh... no uh... because that if i ask you this question so that's it's crass but uh... your star player is or isn't suspended or put in controversy because he elbows the opposing goalie in the head during the playoffs. Toronto and Florida are both very good.

Toronto is up one nothing in Florida. If I just tell you, hey fan base that is cruel. In exchange for your guy is dirty, everyone hates him, Sam Bennett is trending, he's dirty, it might be an optical illusion, oh my God, Toronto's goalie is out and how long will he be out now? We don't know. But we know it's this one game, and everyone thinks.

We know that Joseph Wall is gonna be in there. He think he was, people think, some people think because of what might have been an optical illusion and a concussion earlier in the game, that there was a brain injury from a dirty hit in Panthers-Toronto that not only led to Florida getting back in the game but now leads to Florida having an advantage today. Most fans would take that, correct? If you're the Panthers

and you're like, I'll take my guy injuring the goalie so he can miss a game. So like this is what's so uncomfortable about this because nobody in Toronto could actually help and Stelarge could help out here. Paul Maurice kind of referenced like, hey, this was our guy. He was our backup last year. Him and Sam Bennett are friends. They can't tell the truth, which is he didn't get concussed on that play. Because if they tell the truth,

then the NHL, the Maple Leafs have to admit, the officials have to admit that they let a concussed dude play for like 15 real-time minutes. So what happens is this whole game of ambiguity, what would be bullshit is if Toronto tries to take a shot at Bob or take a shot at Sam Bennett because of revenge or the optics of revenge when that's not... No, no, no. It's not... It's flatly not what happened.

Was the shot to the face. He did not get concussed on that. Check Nowitzki's timeline does Toronto agree with that not the fans and you know why the fans aren't because they're falling for this narrative that is perpetuated by the media because the teams cannot tell the truth my because it makes the officials of Maple Leafs in the NHL look terrible so they're gonna let this narrative go you're gonna have goons in the in the crowd chaining for revenge when there's nothing to avenge. It was an innocuous hit that didn't cause a concussion.

It was a slap shot that he took off the face, that his helmet, it knocked his helmet off, he looked dazed, he was shaking his head, he showed a bunch of symptoms and this isn't according to me, this is according to experts. Do you think the Leafs see it that way though? The players, the guys playing? I hope in that locker room, it was like, yeah, it was the puck off the face. But why would you do that? Wouldn't I want my guys fired up and be like, Hey, they can cuss our boy!

I think it's fairly obvious. I think it's fairly obvious and I would be paying attention to what's not being said. What was that character? That's a hockey coach! A southern hockey coach? They can cuss our boy! I like this. Ah, we're not gonna take this line down! Who was that character? Who's that? That's a hockey coach. A southern hockey coach? That's a cassava. I like this. Ah, we're not gonna take this line down.

They're more Canadian, I'd say. That's Baby Billy. No, there was a Baby Billy in there. I would be paying attention to what's not being said because this is a delicate dance because the coaches left this guy out there. They're not doing what John Cooper did or what Brendan Hagel did,

which is up the ante after that hit hit. Like you can't go for someone's head. They're not saying those things. They're not saying like we're gonna come after Sam Bennett which is something that you often hear after something like this happens. You know why you're not hearing it? Because they know. Okay. They know what was the shot. That's right. Okay you're every bit as sure of this as I am that there have been no black knuckleballers. I got it, but I would be the first to admit that I'm wrong. Okay, they try to take retribution except in the Necro leagues They've been there. I Don't think our audience knows who the Necros are

Roy me juju. I forgot Carl earlier You also said sometimes Dominique sometimes Dominiqueique. Hawk that was here. Hawk definitely. But not the, I know there are two Hawks that are canon. Right, Hawk. Can I ask a question? They need to make a team just show, right? Or like a 30 minute episode? Yes.

Like they were doing all, they built all those sets just for the show for like three minute segments. They have to have made something with all of that, right? It's the only criticism I had, well now I had a couple criticisms about how it all ended, but one of them was, they have Baby Billy just quit the show in the middle. And I'm like, no, like Billy said,

I wanna see that finished product, kinda like that season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where they did the Seinfeld finale over, and then we actually got to see kinda bits and pieces of it in a storyline way. I wanted that, I wanted to watch this. A Teengis episode would have been incredible. Oh my God, is Baby Billy as Teengis? kind of bits and pieces of it in a storyline way. I wanted that. I wanted to watch this. A Teengess episode would have been incredible.

Oh my God, is Baby Billy as Teengess? The question I am asking Mike Ryan about Toronto and how these things could or would or should escalate. Baby Billy just exhorted the Toronto crowd, the Canadians. Canadians and Americans aren't in a friendly place right now and already all of Canada is mad that our little uh... shit team down here in florida is the one winning the championships over

mcdavid and everyone else it given the president hostilities in the world and given the hostilities that are generally pretty soft moroc and dumb in hockey filed under code as a strategic move if toronto's crowd is filled with hostility, these are the champions and they're allegedly dirty, and you want to incite that crowd that you felt that championship team after they gave you a dirty hit score three

goals bang bang bang and get momentum off of a cheap or what could have been a cheap shot. If you wanted to escalate the thing with misinformation just to throw a bonfire on crazy hockey playoffs, why wouldn't you incite the crowd and incite dumb hockey people into get the energy up here crazy, we're fighting right off the top of the game. You got a boy. The crowd's going to be plenty, Rodney. And look, there will be nasty interactions and retribution will be taken and it might have nothing to do with Stellar's because that's just playoff hockey.

He'll get booed every time he touches the puck. For heaven's sakes, Tidomi's kid's out there. There's gonna be shit. Is Tidomi's kid the same way? Yeah, he's the same way. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, you know. St. Bennett did kick his ass pretty bad one time. It was an ass kicking.

Thank you, Stugatso. I mean, Adomi is Adomi. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show, is Adomi Adomi. I asked the question poorly, you went again. I did not mean would one of Tidomi's kids be like Tidomi. That understood by everyone who has ever heard the name Tidomi that that kid would be like Tye Dome. That understood by everyone who has ever heard the name Tye Dome that that kid would be like his father.

What I was asking you is does he top Tye Dome on being Tye Dome? No. Nobody does, correct? The original is always the best. No, the sequel will never top the original. You know what's random is Tye Dome and Tom Brady are friends.

What? Like they're close, yeah. Yeah, I went to an Inter Miami match, and Tye Dome was there with Tom Brady. And it was like, I was also like feet away from, I don't get gooseies a lot, and I don't get, I've seen a lot of people in sports, I don't get impressive.

There was five feet in front of me, David Beckham and Tom Brady embraced. Wow. And I was like, whoa. Well, hold on for a second. And you're like, whoa, is that Tiedomi? I was like, that's Tiedomi. What's he doing there? That's Tiedomi.

Do we have them as friends going to the game together, or maybe Tiedomi got his ticket on Game Time app, and it was like, oh, I just happened to be sitting right next to Tom Brady. No, no, this was around the COVID time, which was like the best time to be an inter-Miami season ticket holder. I know that's weird to say because so many people died.

I miss COVID. But like the- Whoa! Because of the social distancing, they couldn't be near the field of the players where the normal boxes are now for VIPs. So they were mixed in with all the season ticket holders. So there was like one rain delay

where I'm just pounding my Miller lights and I'm at the same like bar top table with David Guetta. It was wild. That quickly stopped. Quickly, they quickly put an end to that because we were in the free state of Florida. Look at me, Louie.

But man, like that was a luxurious experience that was well worth the money. Did you thank David Guetta? I did for healing the world. Yeah, healing the world. Ending racism. Shout out to his family It's a weird thing that's MLS cannon

Does that happen at that game? No, no, no, no New York Crazy time that yeah, there is there is some good There are some aspects that will look back and be like I do kind of miss that like hunting for content being excited Everybody watching things together The lack of traffic. Oh the best dude remember when we're driving to the Cleveland or during those times I well I was when I was driving to Dan's apartment when the lockdown was really tight Yep, I was wrestling videos dude The smell of that place because it didn't have a garbage disposal the little dicks everywhere

Yeah, it was a was the last rager, the floor was still warm from the last bachelorette party. It's gonna be in the book. It was in the oral history episode, and we'll get around to that. I saw Beckham at Whole Foods the other day. Really? Really? Say hello?

Well, I wasn't sure it was him, and what was weird about it, Yeah, he's just got one of those faces. Wait, hold on a second. I mean, you know when you see David Beckham. Are you sure now? Yes. I'm gonna tell you the story.

You guys are so quiet. You know he's 50? Still waiting on the Lebo story. I'm gonna get there. It was gonna be the punchline at the end, but you ruined it. Cause of the Necroth. Wait a minute.

You know, David Beckham and I share a tattoo artist. How are we tied? Really? That's a humble brag. He's two stories together know, David Beckham and I share a tattoo artist. How are we tied? Really? That's a humble brag. Wow, I'm interested. Weave this quilt. Let's see if we can. If I have my teammates with me on a wild Willie Wednesday,

I might. So Whole Foods. Most famous person in the world in the history of sports is arguably there and you don't know if it's actually him. No, well, and I'm not. That would be Michael Jordan. No, it'd be David Beckham. Put it on the poll.

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Don Lebatard. I kind of agree this is a trap game. Stugats. I kind of do too but I wanted to pick the tall ones. Against the spread. This is the Don Lebatard Show with the StuGuts. I was at Whole Foods and the person who went past me looked a lot like David Beckham but was beat up.

Oh no. No, not physically beat up, but was wearing sort of a hoodie on a day that wasn't meant for, you know, it wasn't cold out in any way. He was being incognito. Yes, trying to hug. Well, but you may, no, no, no, no. Did he duck like this and say, push?

Yes, he did, Billy, it was strange. His voice doesn't quite match. Tell the truth. He's trying to weave, guys. The player cards right now, this conclave is cooking. Dude, Tops is going to have the wildest release ever. You want in on the chat? It's usually a Syria-ah chat, but now it's a conclave chat.

On the Tops insert, do you want a red piece or the white piece of the garment? Oh, the authentically worn? Yeah. Face death threats and criminal charges. The bullet points on these player cards are amazing. It's like fun facts. Wait, that guy that just spoke faced death threats

and criminal charges? Yes. What criminal charges he faced? I didn't read fast enough. Anyways, Posh. Good prep. Father Yuri. Not prep, it's live.

Yeah. But why is he up for this position? The Ohio State University. Chris Lamb is a great name for an orator. Especially about the Vatican. Yeah, he's the voice. So, Posh is there. Yeah.

Whole Foods. She was not. Then it wasn't him. They're inseparable I'm there and I'm unsure and I'm sorry for not having quite the certainty that you guys did been you weren't there at how it would feel to Be there and see the David Beckham. I saw I don't know what he did the night before I don't I'm not here to judge whatever he did the night before but it was

I'm not here to judge whatever he did the night before, but it was unshaven and it was haggard. And if it was David Beckham, and I'm expecting radiant sex symbol, it may have indeed been radiant sex symbol and old silver fox, but he looked pretty beat up from the night. I don't even know from what. And I'm like, well,

that can't be international sex symbol David Beckham. But I know- You said that? You know what it was going through his mind? To myself. To myself. You know what it was my son is mine to myself right you know I was going through it. No. I can't be the guy from highly questionable. He looks like shit now What happened to his mustache? Who's more reckless with their speculation Mike with Boris Sanchez's beard or Dan with perhaps

No, like I hung over David. All right. He did last night. I want to that's the part. That's reckless I don't know what he did the night before. Just say he was in a sweater. If I may. No, but this is not. No, but you're asking me, why did you not recognize David Beckham? I'm like, because Miami got him the night before.

And the hoodie. What aisle are we talking here? If I may, I'd like to revisit a new segment that I debuted earlier in the show. If I could have a camera fixated on one person reacting to something from that day, it would be David Beckham sitting back and watching Dan Lebatard say that he looked haggard. If he was there.

Yeah. Right now? You need him right now? Wait, can we play a game called what kind of milk does David Beckham get at Whole Foods? That's where I'm going with this. Oat, definitely. He had to be in an obnoxious aisle.

Oat milk. The annoying milk aisle for sure. If it was David Beckham, as you say. Did he have the wing tattoos on the neck? That'd give away. Yes, this was my next step, right? My next step on, I'm pretty sure that's Beckham, but there's a lot of tattoos covered.

Yes. And the ones on the calves, I'm pretty sure I recognize, even though there aren't a great many tattoos that I recognize anywhere, it looks like that might be more David Beckham, even though, holy shit, did Miami get him the night before. International, what? You keep doing it.

I mean, look, look. You don't even know if it was him. David Beckham is known to have fun. No, hold on. Hold on. He once met the prince. But what I'm saying, hold on. Hold on. You know, he once met the prince. But what I'm saying, so imagine my surprise, right? When a man that I know to have the stamina of David Beckham enjoys life, to be in a supermarket

on a Sunday morning and be confused because one of the great legend partiers of my lifetime, International Sex Symbol, famous for a long time, seemed like he took a loss the night before, tried to have fun with Miami, and Miami ransacked him and threw him in the produce section. Can I present an alternate theory? Maybe his dog was sick and he was up all night because his dog ate all the chocolate

that we left out for some reason when we went to dinner. And when he came home, he found the chocolate all eaten and then he was up all night at the vet and crying because I can't lose another dog like that. Sitting at a traffic light and then a cop recognized him and said, are you Dan LeBattard? And also you shouldn't be on a bicycle. Maybe that happened to him.

Drinking, yeah. I Googled, I did Google AI, what kind of milk does David Beckham drink? according to Google AI David Beckham primarily drinks oat milk Particularly in his daily lattes. He also enjoys protein shakes with coconut water and a little creatine Additionally, he drinks matcha with oat milk not the night before he didn't oh It might have a dog thing so I don't know it is reckless I'm not totally sure. But so, this is the part, and this is where you guys,

this is where you guys are unfair to me, right? I walked past an employee and I'm like, that's David Beckham. And his response was, no that isn't, that guy comes in here all the time and everyone thinks it's David Beckham Pays that guy to say that I think the Beckham's have five dogs It's a lot of toddler

So now I'm leaving the Whole Foods and I was pretty sure it was David Beckham But an employee denied it and gave me a story that was like well Maybe it wasn't that he got ransacked by the night before, it's just a guy that looks like David Beckham and doesn't look as good as David Beckham. That person's good at their job. Yeah. He's a good employee. Actually, I mean, the answer's been under our nose

the entire time. If anybody can mistake David Beckham, it's Dan. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Why? How's this tie into Lebo? I'm getting there. Please give me a chance

at the tapestry, Stu Gotts. I've got it at the end. It goes from the Negros to the dick joke. Hold on a second. Just wait for it, it's coming, I promise you. Willie Collie Stein. Good killer. Where has that one been?

In Dan's defense at F1, I thought I saw Stassi Schroeder from Vanderpump Rules, and then I was like, it couldn't have been her. And then I checked on Instagram and it was her so it's possible. Khaled may have been at F1 or may not. No he was definitely there. Well I was gonna say you may have seen him or someone else. He also dyes his hair like crazy. Well this is what I was gonna say if you had given me the chance before interrupting me I didn't know if it was Khaled because he had hair. Well he had gray hair or no I, because he had hair. Well, he had gray hair, or, no, I mean,

Khaled had hair, famously. Whatever he's doing fake upstairs is obvious to all. Even me, and I never noticed these things, unlike international insider Mike Ryan Ruiz. Khaled's one of the goats of the game. Yeah. Put it on the poll, is DJ Khaled a hair situation one of the goats of the game i want to get back to a second just for a second

mike ryan being surprised that tom brady was hanging out with tied only i don't understand his level of surprise given that why wouldn't tom brady respect the man who in hockey one of the toughest of the sports you know dirty player awful player but respected by all as this human being is tough and is willing to be controversial for being tough and when I asked many years later Stu got is Ty Domi's kid as tough as Stu got Stu gots knows better than to say any of Ty Domi's kids would be as tough as Stugats.

As Ty Domi. But it is, like, they could be friends, but they're really close. Go ahead and Google Tom Brady and Ty Domi. But why wouldn't Tom Brady really admire the toughest guy in hockey who's a little bit dirty? But you agree. If you ask Tom Brady, like, hey, listen to me,

you're 10 or 15 closest friends, you would never guess Ty Domi. It's as random a pull as Thabo Cefalosha. It makes no sense. The game's greatest quarterback, one of the most celebrated handsome men in the world, towers over Ty Domey. What do they have in common? I don't understand this. Have you ever played in Boston? Beckham and Brady being friends, that makes tons of sense. Is Ty constantly, is Ty Domey getting invited to all these galas?

Has Ty Domey ever received an invitation to the Met? No way. You know, I would have just assumed that Tom Brady's friend group is either former Patriots, Bucs, former Michigan guys, or athletes that also get invites to the Met. Or the President of the United States. Yes.

Yeah, he will refuse to admit that he's wrong. So I'm leaving the Whole Foods and another employee that I talk there all the time and is a sports fan and we always have sports conversations about things. I'm looking over my shoulder and I'm now doubting what I think I saw with my own eyes because an employee had absolutely dissuaded me of this and it didn't seem like anyone else in the store was reacting around him. But South Florida can be pretty interesting that way

in terms of tourism and international things. Where famous people can go to a Whole Foods and not get noticed because, oh, over there, that's just all Ecuadorian people and they are whatever. They don't know who somebody is. The Ecuadorians would recognize them. would recognize whatever whatever whatever doesn't know what David Beckham is or LeBron James or whoever it is would walk into a whole food whatever the nationality would be we could play that game if you guys want

to play that game I'd have more faith in the Ecuadorians recognize yes you're right it was a bad example by me the man in the yellow hat from Curious George, hat hall of fame. What about Tom Landry, did we ever put him in? Of course, yes. I've never been more certain than anything in my entire life that this was not David Beckham. I'm very confused, it may have been an Ecuadorian. So, excellent work, Mike, because this will bring us somewhat full circle before I get to the end of the story

with my brother and Adam Silver because you are gonna have to admit you're wrong again. Ah, damn it. I was, as soon as I said it, I'm like, damn it, he knows it's David Beckham. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I love being able to trap you even though you're always right,

but you're on a new path here. You're growing as a human being. You're willing to admit you're wrong as a political platform in America when no one's willing to admit they're wrong. Let me correct you. I've been on this admitting I'm wrong bandwagon for like two years and you're just getting wise to it.

I've been there two weeks. No, no, no, it's been a thing. I gladly admit that I'm wrong. The 2017 Miami hurricane season scarred me for life. And this employee, as I'm leaving, I say to him, I'm pretty sure that was David Beckham. And he's like, I don't think it was. And I'm like, your guy said that that wasn't David Beckham,

but that looked like David Beckham. Why aren't, can you go find out if that was David Beckham? You said that to the employee? Wow, why? Yeah. Why? Well, because of this, because of this. Because if I tell you guys the story,

I have to have the punchline. It's all content I guess that is a crazy thing that is wild, but it's also crazy I'm thinking about the employee who listened to you who's like the employee that insisted that it's not David Beckham No, no, wait a minute. No, wait a minute. No, you got it wrong. No, this is evil So then I hand up. I'm sorry. I got it wrong Well then, hand up. I'm sorry I got it wrong. You can't have a name Steve and then just name your daughter Eve. No, you got to say it out loud! I can't do it.

Look, I know I was trying to protect but like come on. Eve Wolf is related to Steve Wolf? You have a son named Ste? That's ridiculous. Cleave Wolf. Come here Ste. Where's Eve? You have a son named Steh? That's ridiculous. Eeeewwwoof Come here Steh Where's Eve? That's weird

I mean I guess it's kind of funny If you named your daughter Even Would it be E-V-E-N or E-P-H-E-N? Wow Gotta go with the E I would do P-H So you asked another employee? Yeah, did you offer a tip? I'm sorry I'm still not the same from the Negros, but I've now been undercut by Steve Wolf's daughter

So I am NOT myself right now. I need to gather myself for a sec. Which one is Lebo's daughter. We're getting there Domi and Brady are best friends. So are the kids. So weird, right? Domi and Brady are best friends. So are the kids. So weird, right? Yeah. Famous people, they just all know each other. Yeah, but that's a weird combination. Well, you would think so, but at Whole Foods they didn't.

Charles Manson. So what did that employee do once you gave him a task? I understand how you think this is rude. Again, you guys are listening to portions and pieces of the story and not all of the story because in your zeal to make fun of me and make this story less good than it actually is I can't actually get the story out land the plane Dana I'm trying But it's a wild Billy Wednesday

I mean, that's one of the best shows in the history of television. We watched the first episode and he did this whole thing with the pilot and he recreated the Houston airport and I said, it can't get crazier than this. And then episode two, we see the Paramount Plus Germany and Jeff the pilot and I'm like, it can't get crazier than this. And then episode three, he recreates Sully Sullenberger's life from birth, including breastfeeding. That segment was brought to you by HBO Max. HBO Max, we pay podcasts to talk about our shows.

I think it's just called Max, and our show is available on there. They also don't pay us, that was a joke, but people think they do, To talk about their shows. So, Eve Wolf, huh? This is a thing on Wild Billy Wednesday, huh? Aqua? Wild Billy Wednesday.

Ah! I did not send or summon someone with a task. Huh. Go find out if that's Actually, hold on. been signed for me. Go find out if that's David Beckham. Did you get off your horse? Look, I admitted that I was wrong because apparently this is David Beckham. All right, we'll get there

But that is 100% giving someone a task and I will not Stop stalking that show for a second and run to the back All right So let me retell the story and see if I can get to the end of it and wrap all this up. Ty Domey taught Tom Brady how to skate. Wait, what? That's amazing.

I want to play Mike's game now and just watch that. It's a good game. It's a great game. Yeah, just moments in time. You get one a day, and it's like one interaction. I'd like a daily nominee. I want to do right now a daily nominee of just one thing you get to watch. Because this Beckham, this would not be it.

Watch! You would be disappointed in this one. You would not pick this one or if you did pick the interaction between me and Beckham, it wouldn't have gone well. But I misrepresented it the way that I framed it in saying I sent him with a task a sports fan I see at Whole Foods almost all the time who happens to work there who I have near daily conversations with about sports as I'm leaving Whole Foods and I'm doubting whether or not what I just saw was real and I'm thinking can I bring anything in here on Monday that you fish will feed on. I say to him who's we're always

talking about the podcast, the show, he loves the show. I think that was Beckham, was that Beckham? And so he's like I'll go find out, like I'll go figure this out because I'm looking and I'm not saying go do that for me. Okay well then I admit I was wrong. No that's okay and fine you're gonna be wrong on both fronts but he then confirmed that it was indeed David Beckham because by the time he got there people were already taking pictures and doing stuff with David Beckham but I was in the front of Whole Foods and of course there's international sex symbol Gary Furman to confirm the report that I was in the front of Whole Foods. And of course, there's international sex symbol,

Gary Furman, to confirm the report that I was very wrong and he didn't have a Haggard Knight. Or maybe he did. Look at this gaggle of Ecuadorians. I don't know. Like, you've seen in LA, there's like fake, you know, Power Rangers outside. That's not the real Power Rangers.

It could be just an impersonator taking pictures. No, that's not what happened. Confirm and... Please, kids. Oh, he's like out of the week. Did you talk to him? Did you go up and say hi? impersonator taking pictures I'm no that's not what happened confirmed please kids did you talk to him did you go up and say hi I did not know I was close enough to smell him though oh and smelled like last night oh this again you've you brought it up hmm Ty Domey was a place kicker. So the quilt. Like Sir Hans Sir Han. USC. Stuh.

Don't talk back to Eve. We just talk, like it's pretty crazy of a move. I mean, Dion's son is, Shador is famous, but I think he's got several kids named Dion, and I think his daughter's named Deandra No one be George for George for me. He's got nine Georges, but he doesn't have a Georgina. I don't think Herman I'm wrong Feels good it! I haven't, I don't like to do it Why are we so pig headed? Stubborn, prideful, ego males, that's it

It's dumb! It's really dumb I didn't think that movie was going to be good and it turned out to be good and I enjoyed it That's a good feeling too Ty Dummy So my brother is sitting next to Adam Silver Thank you And we're in a loud restaurant and it's very loud and there are powerful people there and my brother

doesn't care, my brother never cared around powerful people or important people. He always liked it to deflate the balloon and as I said he accused Adam Silver, I think, yeah I'm pretty sure Adam sure to Adam Silver of coming in with a parasol because he thought that was more derisive than umbrella. So that's where the bidding started on the relationship between my brother and Adam Silver, and I was scared when they sat next to each other, and Adam Silver's a charming and nice man,

and he is much smarter than Roger Goodell. Do you think it's that girl, Leba, that works here? I wondered about her. I was thinking that. It's like I've never heard this name before. Corn Foam! And I'm getting uncomfortable because my brother, again, it's very loud and it's becoming sort of animated

in that my brother's, there's some histrionics involved and he's not mad at Adam Silver but I can't tell if he's joking or not or like but but he's elevated my brother is elevated and when what when I finally hear what it is that my brother said like and I'm not even sure I heard it I had to do with David Beckham and sort of confirm it because of how loud he was it was indeed that my brother said like and i'm not sure i heard it i had to do with david beckham and sort of confirm it is about allowed to you it was it was indeed that my brother said what what

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