The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: YGFY...Or Else

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Twista is doing something the rap game has never seen before: rapping over machine guns firing AND...ventriloquism. Then, how in the world can Arkansas need to vet Bobby Petrino when his transgressions happened under their watch? A segment featuring Petrino, Art Briles, Jon Gruden and some good, clean fun. Plus, Aaron Rodgers' practice window has opened and he seemingly has a message for Dan, Amin and Jess have a debate over the best Monopoly game, and Tony almost gets arrested while delivering his Tony's Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshall with the Stugat's Podcast. There are many confidence crushers that come with age. I mean, and one of the things that I hesitate around is I feel super ridiculous, saying the name of the rapper Twista at my age. Just doesn't feel right to have to avoid the ER and hit the twist. How often does twist come up in conversation with you Dan? I'm just saying generally some of the names of the rappers

when I'm talking about pop culture things, I get just, I feel ridiculous. It doesn't feel like it's age appropriate for me to be talking about twist. I'm gonna go hard over here. it's age appropriate for me to be talking about twister here. I understand. So I have to accentuate the a a little extra and I have to say twister. But the reason I'm bringing all of this up is because I'm surprised that a rapper hadn't thought of this before now, which is twister is doing his rapping while accompanied by machine gun fire, by someone nearby who

has just got an assortment of guns in an America that has way too many of those, but if you're going to use it to make a little music, I'm kind of surprised to mean that this hasn't been done before, that this video is something that's novel. I would have thought somebody would have done this because this sounds pretty good. I don't know how you won't be right, but the make you was a rabbit. You know what I'm not. Play something so good, man. Try to fix the ability to fly. Twist the, you're not right. I make you was a rabbit.

You know what I'm not. Ging you rights, I go, you're not right. We swear, I go. Tony is awed by the gunman. Jessica, I just saw her mouth. What the? Just saw it. Jessica didn't have any use for that music.

I'm gonna grab the steering wheel and veer it in a different direction. Those guns remind me of a new addiction. That was an old addiction. You ever have an addiction and you kick it, you're clean and you're like, I can be around this. No problem.

Bornal. You know when you see it. I thought I was clear and clean and living good off of Red Dead Redemption. And then I was like, I thought you were going to say Kanye. Oh man, I was having a conversation with my kid about like, oh there's this game and my kid's like,

oh yeah, and I was like, yeah, I'll show you. Like I go hunting in it. Fast forward Thanksgiving, the entire, I mean, every day, eight hours a day of just mindless, red dead redemption playing. I love that game so much. Eight hours a day? Yes.

Wait, you were your kid. Me, my kid just sat there and watched as I try to get legendary moves. It is fun to watch. Oh my God. I could watch it for eight hours. And so, but the worst part is Jessica, I wish it was just hunting, but the problem is as I try to get legendary moves. It is fun to watch. Oh my God. I could watch it for it in hours. And so the worst part is Jessica.

I wish it was just hunting. But the problem is there's several bounties on my head from the last time I played. So I get these bounty hunters that always come up. And so I'm like, all right, hold on, we got to pause the fishing for a second. Daddy's got to pull out his rifle. And I'm like, I've got the sniper scope.

And I'm picking off these bounty hunters from like miles away, they're on the top of the ridge and they're like tracking, they're looking around and I'm like, oh, I got your ass now. One guy, I shot him so hard, his hat flew in the air and my kids had a laugh. This doesn't sound like great parenting. Oh, that's what I'm saying, it's like, this is terrible.

No, it's a soothing game. It can just gallop. Yeah, you just write a horse around. They like to go out They like that tractor simulator. I need to explain to the audience the sheer horror that just swept over the face of a means partner Charlotte. Her eyebrows shot into the sky. Just horrified. No, no, not horrified. I think what was going through my head was I have no idea how to play. I would have no I don't understand I Have never experienced red dead redemption. Oh, it's amazing if you've ever wanted to be a cowboy like this is the game for it

That my favorite thing is when you get like a perfect headshot sometimes you get this little cinematic where they replay it in slow motion And they show the bullet going through the guy's face And so the first time I did that my kid is like, whoa, I'm like, yeah, it's cool. And again, not great parenting. It didn't, it probably felt pretty good though to be like impressing your kid with, right? It felt amazing. And that's the problem. If it felt bad, I would have stopped.

But if, if all those feelings came, I don't think you know this, Dan. When I worked at ESPN in LA, I had Michelle Beatles old cubicle when she went to go to get up. So I set up, I had a monitor, and I had a place, my PS4 in there. So I would go in the morning, and I'd do my morning stuff,

and then I'd do the show, I'd do sports nation, and when I was done, I'd go to the cubicle. So this is about like one, 32 o'clock, and from that time until like literally, like it was done, I'd go to the cubicle. So this is about like one, 32 o'clock, and from that time until like literally like it was nighttime and people have left and like the nighttime. So you're proud of addicted. You're talking about something that calls you right back in. You feel a little gross doing it afterward,

but you feel good doing it, but you thought you would quit. You thought you had gone cold turkey. Then I don't feel gross afterward. I feel like, oh man, I have to get up now like, no, you don't. You can keep playing. Do you feel, are you in withdrawal right now or did you somehow bring it with you? Oh, no, I didn't bring it with. I should have. That's just a lot to pack. And I don't want to have to go through TSA with a huge PlayStation. I always look down on people.

So watching Twisted Do that made you want to play Red Dead Redemption again. You watch that video and it's a guess a cool idea that the gun sinks with the beat. I'm sure it's been done before. Well, yeah, my two-pock and bone thugs is an original. Yeah, it was a banger. Bone thugs, my number one on unwrapped. So I have a crazy, yeah, yeah, I went through it like such a huge phase. This year? My number one on unwrapped. So I have a crazy, yeah. Yeah, I've went through it like such a huge phase. This year? This year, yeah, there were just so far ahead of their time. Thoughts and prayers to Crazy Bone were thinking of you.

Dan, how do you feel about the Spotify unwrapped? But what I wanted to talk about real quick, I was getting somewhere. Prior to the Red Dead Diet drive. Oh. Was that, was that Twista, is actually, that's a bit of marketing for Twista because he is a certified gun instructor.

And you can take, exercising a second of them and I like them. You can take classes here as we found. He's a gun coach and you can get concealed weapons classes delivered to you from Twista. Are you familiar? You're obviously familiar with overnight celebrity and what is perceived to be his day job. He's got the side hustle. Do you know what his, are you familiar? You're obviously familiar with overnight celebrity and what has perceived to be his day job.

He's got the side hustle. Do you know what his other side hustle is? Nope. He's a ventriloquist. Really? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. I've seen these videos.

That's good. I'm interested in that. Tell me more about that. Does he have like set little puppets that he? Well, hold on a second. He does. We have a tiny twist and twisted together here uh and I can't wait to see how good he is as of in trill request okay all right well let's see

what you can do then I know the beat the beat go like this If I'm alive. Would you talk about the bass line or something? Yeah. Well, how does the bass line go? Okay. Okay, you think we can do it together? Yeah. Ooooooo Ooooooo Ooooooo Okay, you think we can do it together? Yeah, there's no way you can't, Tuesa.

Ooooooo Nooo Ooooooo Ooooo Ooooo Okay, I got you. You did! Ah! What can't he do?

Who was the song with me? Hello, Iris. Hello, Iris. I was fairly ready to pounce on him. That's not a ventriloquist. Not good enough as a ventriloquist. He needs to be better. He does not have range.

I certainly became both a twist expert and a ventriloquist expert. But then he unleashed that ending and I had no answers. He silenced me. Tony was odd. How do I do that? Tony, how indeed? I want to see the puppet shoot a gun. That I'll be impressed. While the puppets wrapping overnight celebrity. I mean, just showed you what a terrible ventriloqu quest he would be. Oh. Oh. Does make you want to try that? It does like you want to try that. What?

Does it make you want to try that? Yeah, exactly. Oh, kind of. I think I'm good at it. I think I'm good at it. I don't know what you guys. They're like a jazz man and sneakers. OK, Mike is actually pretty good.

A jazz hand? Drums. Oh, all right. I know. A jazz hand? Drums. Oh, my God. I know what, I want to try something. I'm like a drums. Anticuato. I know. No, no, no, no, no, you've gone too far.

I'd like to try something actual. What's that? Can I get a mean El Hassan's expert commentary on the sale of the Mavericks to Mark Cuban, but only talking to a mean Elhasin as of in Triliqua. We're gonna have to hold your hand up as a puppet. No, I got a hold on right here. Hold on.

Do you have a puppet? You have a puppet? What do you want? What do you need to get me? You have a puppet? Yeah, he has a puppet. Okay, he's got a snake up some sword. No, he's got the run.

Oh, nope, he's got a fish. I thought he was gonna go with a run. Wait, I think I've got a better thing than that. Let's see what we've got here We'll give but we we're gonna seed the floor to you to give you oh Oh Okay, that doesn't really work. I know we've just going well We've been weaponized by the right and I don't want to give them the same ignition. What's that?

This is just bad stuff. Hold on, you're a danna shot here. He's got a snake. Oh, it's scared of snakes. The degree of difficulty on what you're doing and going to squeaky voice and a fish as it's called a shark. Okay, he's got a shark now. He doesn't need my head. He has. Yeah. All right's got a shark now. He doesn't like it.

He has to be a shark. Yeah. All right, talk about Mark Cuban. Oh, man, this guy. You can't do it, I can't say his name, because his name. It has a B in it. Yeah, and an M. Both booze and N.

The letter that comes right after that. Okay, I'm going to bathe on this as a concept. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I know what the production meetings for. But I know that he's got good thoughts on Mark Cuban. Looks like a heinous. It looks like a what? You should see a doctor.

Oh, a poorly. I wish I could say peas, a poorly circumcised one at that. Can you give me though, because I do want your good analysis on something. Please stop talking like that. I've given up on I've given up on the idea of you talking without your lips moving. Okay. I'm sweating an embarrassment on your back. What are you going to do with the snake? I was going to give him the snake to replace the fish because I thought he was going too much squeaky voice And I was gonna make it easier because he made the degree of difficulty too hard

It was hard enough as it was now. He had to do it as the missing in the mountains? You're not getting you ice like a wee wha- We said, oh, Don Lebertard! How do people always go missing in the mountains? Don't go to the mountains? And by the way, I don't want to bring races. This is the most white people thing ever. Going missing in the middle of the mountains. It's the strangest thing. You go by yourself, you don't take a radio,

you don't take a phone, you're missing for four days, and they find you like 10 years later covered in snow, and it's like, don't go by yourself. If you're gonna go on a trail, don't go by yourself. Stugots. Put it on the pole. Is it the widest person thing ever? I believe is what you called it going into the woods by yourself. Is going into the woods by yourself.

I can't disagree with that man. I mean, so so black people don't camp. Yeah, black people don't hike. They don't camp. They don't go on to the woods. This is the Don Limitahtar Show with this two gods. The college football coaching carousel keeps spinning and one of the news items that made a lot of people chuckle. And curious was that Bobby Patrino, who was at Texas A&M and no

longer part of Jimbo Fisher's staff because there is no Jimbo Fisher staff, has found his way back to Arkansas, a place where he used to be the head coach. And now he's going to be the offensive coordinator for Arkansas. And I'd love the way that it was reported. Arkansas is now vetting. Bobby Patrino as a potential offensive coordinator. What exactly does Arkansas need to vet? Did something happen when he was there before

that I wasn't vetting? Is this metal arc doing the vetting? Because historically, I'm very good at that, there. How can that happen? Like, it happened on their watch. The motorcycle accident happened on their watch. The person riding behind them on the motorcycle happened on their watch.

They, how do they need to vet that? Google, there's nobody left over there. And I have done some reporting that, if boy, does Bobby Patrino in that offense, that runs in direct opposition to the team that same pitman was recruiting in the style he had been playing. And that's not necessarily gonna work out because when you have years of recruiting

and sacking classes for a certain style, to all of the sudden change it, KJ Jefferson, who I rate and is a brilliant athletic talent. I didn't understand why they were, I didn't understand why they were actually refuting that. He posts in a 19-year story. Yeah, he says he has not been, he reports.

I'm all over the Arkansas razor backbeat. Why is that? Yeah, it's weird. And it's a weirdest fan base I've ever encountered, but they care deeply about their team. Why are they so bad at offense though? Well, your former offense of Courier was let go after he was emailing back fans that were mad about the way that their offense

was performing. They backslid and I actually low key think Arkansas is a great job. Money bag boosters and they operate in a state and we're already seeing it with their basketball team because they did damage in the portal where the institution can essentially pay NIL directly. Missouri, if you're wondering how they became a top 10 team, it could be very well because they have a good staff and a good program there, but they are also aided by, they essentially have a base salary.

They can go and offer in-state kids. Missouri, Arkansas, good jobs, and we now know that with Missouri, Arkansas is going to be a good job. However, this is not Sam Pittman's call. This was forced on him by the administration. That's a little report there for you. But I cannot believe I understand how Patrino and his offense, which gets results, ends up at other places.

This is awkward. He used to be the head coach there. Now, Vance Joseph is killing as defensive coordinator for the Denver Broncos. Like, there is precedent for this kind of stuff. But you're vetting him. He did something as a lead administrator of your athletic program that you don't often come back for. One of the most famous coaching photographs ever taken is him at a press conference with a neck brace, his face bleeding, trying to explain why it is that he crashed a motorcycle

with a young woman who was not his wife, but worked in the athletic department, I believe. Yeah, she was a former volleyball player who he hired to his staff. And then he, I might get the details wrong, but he was lying about the nature of the accident. And then when the police report about the accident came out, that was how people found out that he wasn't alone when he crashed the motorcycle. And so obviously it was a scandal

because it wasn't a fair with a employee, but. It's most memorable for the photo. It also, yeah, he went to this press conference with Anec Grason with his face, all bloody, and we all have seen the photo. And the Aussie Sugar Bowl had to remind everybody that that's assembled of his accomplishments. And he's just gotten a lot of second, third and fourth chances since then. And this is despite not just the Arkansas debacle, but also like everything else he's done in his career, whether it was like Louisville

or the Falcons or the way that he's left other jobs. Like he has just gotten a lot of chances to coach places. There is only one time in my life. I have felt what Bobby Patrino must have felt or a feeling of it as he had to walk to the microphone and give the press conference in that condition. And I was a young person in the Bahamas and I wrecked a scooter I had rented and I was going to lose my deposit and I wanted to conceal that I had blood on me and conceal.

I didn't wreck it badly, but I damaged it. And so I wore a long sleeve shirt and I was clearly bleeding through the elbows of the shirt, which I didn't know until it was pointed out to me from the person who said, no, we're gonna keep your deposit, you clearly wrecked this. And I'm like, what are you talking about? But that wasn't walking into a press conference where I had to explain something like this

to the public, to my fan base, to my wife, where I'm covered in blood. And again, I'm wearing a neck brace. But Mike, you mentioned the ability for these guys to rehab themselves. What are the latest groomers? That's fascinating. There's a whole bunch of fascinating things in this college football cycle. For one, Jeff Levy getting a head coaching job

where I guess our briles, or are we forgetting about that? And how Jeff Levy is associated with that. But yeah, John Gruden has creeped back in to the rumors and I wish we could go back a couple of years ago because I'm like, it's only a matter of time. John Grootin pops back up whether it be a radio broadcasting gig just like Tesla Waters and get you used to seeing John Grootin back out there. John Grootin is one of the rumored names in the mix for this Indiana job.

I think that also has been refuted since like I saw after I think Bruce Feldman tweeted that he was being considered another reporters like that's just not true But Bruce Feldman is as close to the gold standard in this I feel like this is one of those times where you throw out that trial balloon Hey, you know, we said good and how do you guys feel about that? And then the public the public's like oh no, no, oh yeah, that's that room is crazy Yeah, no, that testing the that room is crazy. That could be, yeah. Another testing the waters, that could be part of it. I mean, that is part of the whole coaching carousel thing for a lot of people who want to throw their names into the, or their agent will like throw their name

to the ring and be like, look, this is a coveted hire. And then other people will see it and think, oh, this is someone who maybe we should look into hiring. That's like how the whole ecosystem works around these different guys getting promoted and hired different places. Like only guys that are, I think, really close to the beat generally know who actually is being interviewed or not.

And like the rest, you just see names get thrown out that years later, you'll find out, oh, that person was never actually even considered for this. This was completely separate. This was maybe an agent trying to get them in the conversation. Yeah, there's a lot of that too, and a lot of hires actually get made because the AD and the head coach share an agent, and there were people theorizing that was what was going on with the Mark Soups thing.

Did we ever get down to it because they were conflicting reports? Did he actually get in an airplane and land in Texas and then was told, you know. Give me five minutes, I'll let you know. Yeah, and then was told, like it's been reported because it's one of those things where this becomes the truth because we like it so much.

The rumor is that stupes after that rivalry, it is a tough word. Just say, yeah, win over Louisville. He essentially hopped on a bird and was on his way to become the new Texas A&M fightin' naggy head coach. And then the response to that, and I understand, as a survivor twice of a Mark Stoops head coaching rumor, I understand why it's not sexy enough for you.

But then, but then to be like, well, you're something sexy for you, Mike Elco. If he got to Texas A&M and they're like, oh, never mind. And he got himself to college station. Oh my god. That's it. And then he fired off that tweet, you know, after much reflection. That's the whole time said tweet.

Like after my reflection, I could never leave for Kentucky. I, after seeing my team upset our in-state rival who had won last this whole season, biggest game of our season, I could never leave these guys. And it's like, oh, we all have ice. I have a funny tip about, is it Bjork, the AD over at, yeah, Ross Bjork at the AD? Miami in their search, the search firm did rate Ross Bjork

as the AD and when I was doing a report on the AD and head coaching search, Bjork, I mean, through the age and, you know, I just got to Texas A&M and be awkward, believe I'm very happy. And then reports came out, substantiated or unsubstantiated that Miami was, this was a salary that they were looking to pay the AD. And guess who came kicking around the job again?

Hey, I remember when I told you I wasn't interested. Are you actually paying this? Let me ask a mean this question because not about, no, I just have the ADV and someone with a swan outfit on. Like something like that. Something not unlike what I am wearing right now. That's Britney Spears. She's incredible life by the way.

It's odd, but she's great. Zack Taylor. Amazing pipes. I don't know if you guys have seen what the Bengals coach record is without Joe Burrow. It's 428 and 1. The Bengals were a laughing stock franchise. Zack Taylor gets there and now after many many years of laughing stock, they've got Joe Burrow and they're not that. I know that coaching and culture and these things are important, but when you start telling me that Grootin can be back in the game, I'm like, why are we doing that?

Brian Billick, he had the same career record as Brian Billick. That's always my example too. He was a super bowl winner. No one, people just stop calling Brian Billet. I actually do think we're not done with John Gruden. I think in a broadcast capacity, some radio syndicate is gonna give him an opportunity

and he will find his way back into the public eye. Look, Gruden's 117 to 112 as a, in the regular season, as a head coach, which is 0.511. He's above 500. I feel like the only way you don't get hired again as a coach is if you're really bad. I feel like you can do pretty much anything and people will be like, well, did he have a winning record? He did?

Okay. That's why Josh McDaniels will never coach again. Bobby Patrino gets the Arkansas. Okay. I thought Josh McDaniels will never coach again the first time. See, well, also he will. He'll be in Charlotte in like three years. But Mike's point and this is not an irrelevant one. It's not a great job for a former NFL head coach to become a offensive

coordinator. But for that school to bring him back when the disgrace we're talking about has resulted in not one but two paid great great of death punishments to shame him for that school to come around and say you know what? Kind of miss what the offense looked like when Patrino was here. Never mind that we have a bunch of plotting power guys. We're going to do this air raid Patrino thing. I thought you were going to say felt most like Patrino when you had the neck brace on. Don LeBatard. You know what a razor is Dan? I do not know. I don't know what a Motorola razor is. You don't? No. I bet you had one. I did not have one.

Really? Let's walk through your phone history. What kind of phone? I never had a Motorola Razer. I did not have a Motorola Razer. What was your first phone? Ooh. Not a Motorola Razer.

Telegraph machine after that. The Motorola Razer Dan was the one that was like really, really thin that it flipped over, but it was like as thin as like a razor blade. That's why they called it the Razer. What is a telegraph machine? I don't know. They had one in down nabby still got the Titanic stop has sunk in stop John take a bastard stop is missing stop You think that was my phone you think that my first phone was the Titanic's

Emergency signal this is the down le Limita show with this two-gats. When a player is cleared to practice, it activates a 21-day window during which the player must be activated to the 53-man roster or placed on season-ending injured reserve at the conclusion of the three-week period. So that's what's happening here with this window opening, Billy? They could also be released or traded. Thanks for getting juicy now. Well, he can't be traded at the deadline.

Aaron Rodgers to the Patriots. Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. A 21-day practice window has opened. It's open, Dan. Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Did you know there was such a thing as a 21 day practice window? 21, 21. Have you seen the report that Aaron used to be tied to the playoffs?

And I know he went on McAfee and he kind of acknowledged that it is tied to the playoff chances, which is a little change of pace from what they were reporting, which Jake Lazer had reported on Fox, which is, no, Aaron wants to do this, to prove people wrong. It doesn't matter if they're mathematically eliminated, which kind of just feels dangerous. Why not just make sure he's fully healed up because the speed bridge operation, they showed graphics of it, it doesn't, I mean, we've never seen someone come back this way in this kind of fashion. So I do think skepticism here is safe,

though he laments it openly. As he talked about what he's gonna do next year, like is he gonna play again somewhere? Or is there, he's got a two year contract there. Is he going to play? That's not the question I asked. Well, the way that he's got he's got a two-year contract there is he going to play that's not that that's not the question I asked not well the way that he's been talking recently makes it seem as he's got a refreshed view on things And he misses it greatly now that he's gone and that he's obviously reinvigorated

It's and it's not an unreasonable question for you to ask did he take a shot at you yesterday That's where a lot of people are going with this and everybody's taking shots at my dog leave my dog alone now or else You dropped an or else there. I especially thank you, Juju for doing that. I am especially broken here today because at the end of Our two here. I've been lamenting about Greg Cody's stamina, our two, and I've just realized today, this realization came that the days that I wear the costumes make me super tired late in the show where I fall apart.

I saw that kinky sex you're having with your wife, and it, hey, here's a video courtesy of the Pat McAfee show was Aaron Rod Rogers talking about Dan There's still people I don't think you tore your kelly's will we ever get a photo of the kelly's being just ripped Listen, we're on YouTube now, so let me just say it to anybody out there. I didn't think I tore my Achilles G.F. Why oh First word is go in the last word at yourself figure in the middle middle is probably what you're not doing living in your parents place Okay, that was what happened with tovitt. Yes. Oh god Wouldn't be all right here. Well GF. What all of them? That's what I say. No. Go finger yourself everywhere.

Amen. All over the place. Do what you need to do. That's right. But just keep your stupid, ill-informed opinions out of our universe. Please. Ain't that right, Aaron?

Yeah. Do your own research. Oh, no. Nice, nice. Please, gentlemen, Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Yeah. That you own research. Oh, no nice nice nice ladies gentlemen air Rogers Do you own research sounds like more of a like a confirmation of your stance now? Air Rogers knows that we don't have basements here in South Florida He doesn't know that I've been having sex with my wife in costumes though

That's that's something that he would have only learned if he was listening to this program right now. Yeah, you're cool It's a look on Charlotte's face right now. Why did well? Yeah, there's a lot of things that are there's a lot going on But when he says GFY wait, is that what it was? Yeah When he says that and then looks at the cameras though It's the meanest thing anybody's ever said he's like G, gee, like a little kid learning to swear, but not swearing. And then he tries me crazy. He drives me absolutely insane. Then my man says, what does that mean?

What is going to come back before anyone expected him to come back? That seems, that, maybe not. Because I found out the 21 day practice window, he doesn't actually need to come back. I had someone tweet at me and I don't know why I've become the center of this conspiracy. I had someone tweet at me that they think that what's happening here is that like he wanted the jets to lose and not make the playoffs and then have the jets be the ones to come in and stop and be like,

no, just come back next year, right? So then he can kind of play the position of, well, I was going to and I did beat it position of, well, I was going to, and I did beat it before anyone else could, and I was going to do it, but they didn't let me, so I'm just going to come back in a year instead. Billy, this is exactly the theory I've had about him for years now. He doesn't want to have a good team. He doesn't want to be in a position to win. What he wants is for people to say, oh, poor Aaron Rogers, look, he does so much with so little, he's always angling for that. And this, this theory that you just said Billy works perfectly. Not my theory, someone. But I like it. I like it. Man, it's gonna get blamed for all of this shit y'all saying. And I don't like it. Billy was the person

who said, oh, so Aaron Rogers, I got something for you. Y G F Y. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. What? G F Y. I shoot you, Goddy, everybody. Yeah. Yeah.

Dan Levitard, Y G F Y. Yeah. I just see. Or else and a Y G F Y. Is there anything better than an or else when you tell someone to do something? We say, hey, you better get your ass out of here or else. And you don't even have to finish it. You don't have to say what happens or else.

No, I mean, because then the other person goes or else what? And then you go, no. And then the argument's over. It works every time. No, only certain people can pull off the or else. I cannot. I also cannot. I don't think a lot of people are trying to pull off the or else I cannot. I also cannot. I don't think a lot of people are trying to pull off the or else anymore. I think of that as something from Westerns. I don't

think of that as a modern phrase. Are you calling or else 20 CB? I'm asking at Lebitard Show are people still using or else as a threat at Lebitard show. We're gonna throw this out to Tony in a second. He's somewhere in Miami with a top five football observations. But before we do that, I just asked him in and got the answer I was expecting. I asked him, hey, were you on the set of the jump and on ESPN all the time thinking about playing video games back in your cubicle? and he's like, oh, absolutely.

I was full blown addicted. Not video games, that video game, red dead redemption. Absolutely. Absolute, I'd be staring at the clock. Kind of the way I'm staring at it right now. Waiting for it to tick down on like 1 p.m. Pacific time, and I'd be like, all right, I said, good shayah, take off my mic and my earpiece and then rush into my cubicle.

I wouldn't even take off my suit jacket sometimes. I'd really sit there for hours, still wearing my suit. There is like a very specific thing that where you get really, really, really addicted to a game and like it's all you can see and you close your eyes and you're playing the game even though you're not really playing the game

that like, unless you've been there and experienced it, you don't know what it's like. You just have to play the game. And that happened with me with the mobile monopoly game, like two and a half years ago. And I could not stop playing monopoly on my phone. Every waking minute, I just wanted to play monopoly. I would be sitting in my chair at the Cleveland

or playing monopoly, well, you guys were talking to me. And I just couldn't stop doing it. I didn't even win that much. It was just a dicking. So you seem to have, based on the history on this show, and what you've told us, like, a monopoly adjacent addiction, right? Because you had monopoly go, you had the monopoly mobile game. I don't think you'd be able to sit down

for full-blown monopoly. I played it recently, actually, for five hours. Yeah. Oh, no one wins. No one ever wins. Oh, what can you do? You're on forever. What?

You've never played monopoly with me then. Oh, there's a winner all right. Got let lay down. Yes. We should do a monopoly deal off. No, yes, we should. No, I play full-blown monopoly and no other version. I need really pay per.

Honestly, the other versions are better. No, they're not. Yes, monopoly deal is not Hopefully it is the greatest game ever made it's a game of attrition It's a game of wearing down your opponent. Make it I played monopoly where my sister with my family my sister Literally either could have accepted a very generous offer for me, which was hey, I'll let you's you know Skate on this rent that you owe me, but I get free rent anytime I land on any of your properties from here on out.

And she looked at me, she said, I would rather lose this game. And it was just the clear bankruptcy right there. That's the greatest feeling of monopoly, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, we got it done in 15 minutes. No, 15 minutes. I don't wanna play no quick as monopoly. I gotta make a last one.

We can play more monopoly. You don't understand. It's not like it's less dramatic because the games are like four and a half hour shorter. Yeah, no can play more monopoly. You don't understand. It's not like it's less dramatic because the games are like four and a half hour shorter. I mean, no, no, no, no. No, you don't understand the tension of monopoly deal. You've never played it, you don't understand. You just don't get it.

I mean, you don't want to slowly break a person. Yes, thank you. I mean, you can do that in monopoly deal. It's just a satisfying. And then you, getting up on them and you beat them seven times in a row. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The only one that thinks of fingering yourself in that context felt more graphic.

The thing about monopoly is you get things like, you know, you have to go around the board once before we can start buying things. And you get people who get all the way up to that last, like, chance or community chest. And then it's like, go to jail, go directly to jail. And they're like, no, I don't like, yes. Oh, I hate going to jail. Oh, I love going to jail. I love going to jail. I love it to jail. I love going to jail. I love going to jail. I love going to jail.

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We should say that every time we start a segment. Tony, where are you right now? Dan, I'm right here in the cut right next to the triple A. I've been, not accosted, but I've been told by security guards that I can't stand on this buoy thing that holds up these giant yachts. I was standing over because I was looking at a manatee that's in the water right now and they told me I couldn't do it. So go on the boat behind you. That would be good if we had a mobile camera to look at a manatee. That would be your co-host being a manatee you would you serve me in a kind of football segment

with merely a dog two minute warning and we have to hit this or hit this heart out so please all right yeah Tony yeah you got two minutes he's under there I'll see if I can find them two minutes starting now five we'll start at number five all right let me do my things CJ Strod has entered the most watch cubic category for myself he's an excellent quarterback and he's entered. You must watch QB category for yourself. For yourself. Number five.

Number four. Yes. Number four, keep an eye on what's happening in Denver. Keep an eye on him. Hottest team in the league right now. What's happening is they're getting the ball at the opposing 46 a lot. A lot of turnovers and what's happening is there are five wins in a row and they're the hottest team in the NFL.

Except for the Eagles. Billy also has that on Monday on God bless football. So this is Wednesday. Number three, 80 seconds. I had it Sunday. That's fine. 80 seconds. Ah, that's that's the Jared Goff we know and love.

That is. Yes, it really wants him. That is, yes it really was. That is him. That is him. There he is. A little Thanksgiving observation. Number two. A little done, you know, it's a long weekend, Dano. Number two, a master class of coaching by Bill, by Bill Bullichek this year.

I'm sorry they're taking pictures of me. I don't think I'm supposed to be here. Max Jones, the baby's happier disaster. He loses to the passing Paisan, two in nine slated to have the third overall pick, and a shot of Caleb Williams Drake, me, or Maserati Marv. You know what that's called, Dano? Bishop to Rook 9.

Number one. I've got it. Number one. Number one. Number one, there's bringing more security guards. Number two, why? You can do a walk and talk. You can go.

You can do a walk and talk. You can go. Walk away from security. You don't want to be messing with security in Miami near a dock. That's a lot of rich people. You gotta just give us number one. 30 seconds or less. Number one. Galawasa, Galawasa, award of the week. Goes to none other than Josh Dobbs, the past turn out.

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