The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: You Ate a Big Parrot

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Jessica still has some questions about airlines after the Alaska Airlines debacle, and Papi is BACK for this week's Refran Del Dia with Tony! Then, Mike Schur stops by to celebrate the Michigan Wolverines. After Jeremy gets embarrassed by the Shipping Container, Mike discusses Tiny Fey and Lorne Michaels, SNL's place in television, the future of sitcoms, syndication, and, of course, Connor Stalions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel tour show with the Stugat's Podcast. I hope that everyone is still paying attention to what happened with Alaska Airlines a couple weeks ago, because I haven't stopped thinking about it. I even went so far as to look at our flights to Las Vegas and see what kind of aircraft we were traveling on. And it seems like the public should be asking more questions. And instead, I'm going on Wall Street bets this week, Dan.

And I see someone asking this question, which is, is it insider trading if I bought Boeing puts while I'm inside the wrecked airplane? And this poster is wondering, hypothetical, of course. Imagine sitting in an airplane when suddenly the fucking door blows out. Now while everyone else is screaming and grasping for air, gasping, grasping for air, you instead turn on your noise, canceling headphones and ignore the crying baby next to you, calmly open your Robinhood app or whatever broker you prefer and load up on Boeing puts. There's no way the market could have already priced that in. It's literally just happening. Would that be considered insider trading? I mean, you are literally inside of the rec of an airplane. It's not a bad question, but it's the wrong question, man.

It's a pretty bad question and it is the wrong question. It is a bad question and the wrong question. Tony, what are you talking about? It's not a bad question. First off, you should never have posed a question because then other people can get on the wrong question. Tony, what are you talking about? It's not a bad question. First off, you should never have posed a question because then other people can get on the same thing. You want to be first and only in that put spot. But you're on a red airplane in mid-air. You're 30,000 feet above 16,000 feet. What else am I going to do? How can I save myself? What else could I possibly be doing at that time, other than making my family a lot of money? Making sure that screaming baby has this little oxygen mask on.

I don't know. I have to put mine on first before I can do anything else. So, I told myself that. Billy, you are failing at not making faces anymore. You're making faces even though you don't have a microphone in front of you. I just, I don't know. I need to stop breathing, I guess. There's a reason that you're making faces.

If you're on a plane that's crashing, there's nothing that you can actually do. Like, let's be real. So you might as well do stock for whatever you're gonna do. Like, if you go like this, you're not gonna save yourself. If you're gonna die in a plane crash, you're gonna die in a plane crash. Put it on the pole, please,

Ju-ju, at Lebitar Show. If you're gonna die on a plane crash, should you go ahead and do the insider trading? I don't think it's inside. I mean, you are inside the plane, but I don't think you have knowledge from the company that people aren't privy. Although, I guess maybe it depends if you're the person that unscrewed the bolt, I think, because then maybe you would have a little bit. I'd love to see, I would love to see the judge prosecute the person that

survived a plane crash for insider trading. Bobby, it's good to see you and have you around again. You haven't shut up about the spread since you got here. Have you been enjoying? We lost you for an hour. We misplaced you for an hour. Is it because you've consumed a bunch of pastelitos? I stay close to that spread. I'm telling you that's the best thing that ever happened to your show.

That spread. He's not talking about again to the spread ever happened to your show. That spread. He's not talking about again. It's the spread. No, he's four the spread. But Tony came rushing in when he heard that Poppy was here because he wants to play Refrontal Dia with him. Have you missed that? Have you missed that segment?

Yeah. I guess I do. But I saw Tony and Bissy by the buffet line. There's a cute one sandwich there. Let's see. Got a cookie, too. The Queue and sang which there. That's it. Got a cookie too. The cookie that I cooked it to, that's right. All right, let's cue the music here so that we can play Refrontel de Accompape for favor. I

Even on we hint Billy can you get the thank you Billy's got Billy had one job today Dan it was to get that and play there we go Billy doesn't like to support you Tony. He doesn't he's not here to support you That's also true nobody supports him more than me, but I really needed this so we'll have this Well, I thought you knew when the music starts, you have to go grab it. Anyways, today's a fun idea sponsored by the MMA Hangout, where you can go see us hanging out at the tours in Coconut Grove for UFC 297.

That'll be Saturday, 120 at 9 PM at night, and the haters. Hold on, the haters, haters line up, please. Don't forget about the news. I love you there. What is the name of the instrument that Billy is Presently scratching the cheese greater. What is that? What is the name of that instrument anybody? Why you why you why you oh?

Why you thank you Oh, how do you spell it why you what is that? Oh? I can't tell you that I can't tell you that. I don't know why that's an industry secret. I don't think that you can play that indifferently, though, Billy. I think you have to play that with Latin flair and passion. Throw your energy into it. He refuses to be a champion.

You don't want to do everything around here. Thank you, Tony. Bring the... Thank you, Tony. bring your own energy. We don't need them. Let's spin the wheel Oh What is it land on what is that what is one of my favorite one of my favorite sayings that my mom would say to me all the time and Poppy has for sure said this to Anybody that would listen when they were doing something that was just getting on his nerves and today's refund idea is You ate a big parakeet is the literal translation

by my father. You ate a parrot. OK, parakeet. I'm not a parakeet, a big one. Yes, a parrot. A parrot is not a big one. A big one. And why, Poppy, why would you say that under what conditions?

Well, I mean, when you are pressed because you're talking a lot, you said that, you know, boy, I tell you what, I got to run you, you gave me, no? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not nailed. You're our experts. I know, I know, I know.

Kotorra, when I've heard you and mom use that in Spanish growing up, it was always somebody who was, you know, talking a lot, somebody gossiping a lot, somebody who was talking excessively. I've not heard the phrase though, to eat a giant parrot, that's not something, I've not heard that. That's a translation, the word by word, then I don't know if it makes any sense, but it doesn't make sense.

It's a far too late to tell someone, they're talking way too late. That's right. You ate a lot. Sometimes you eat a payaso also. A clown. A clown? You don't know about that one. That one. You ate a payaso.

I don't know about a payaso, but that's okay. Why are we eating clowns and parrots in our, in our homelands language? Well, because that's the tradition. Okay. You know, Cuban people they eat the, I mean, not they eat the, well, they also eat the love,

but they talk a lot. That's true. And the thing is, obviously, the parrot is a talking bird. And sometimes when parrots get on a roll, it's like, oh yeah, yeah. You're one agon torre, stop it. That's right.

It does sound a lot better than, please shut the fuck up. Well, that would be kind of a lopping gum. That's a different one. I don't want to get into that one. Yeah, I don't get into that one, Poppy. Jeremy can accuse, can be accused of, who would Jeremy? Thanks.

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Don't lebatard. How do people always go missing in the mountains? Don't go to the mountains? And by the way, I don't want to bring races. This is the most white people thing ever. Going missing in the middle of the mountains. It's the strangest thing. You go by yourself, you don't take a radio, you don't take a phone, you're missing for four days

and they find you like 10 years later covered in snow. And it's like, don't go by yourself. If you're going to go on a trail, don't go by yourself. Still gots. Put it on the pole. Is it the widest person thing ever? I believe is what you called it going into the woods by yourself is going into the woods by yourself. I can't disagree with that.

I mean, so so black people don't camp. Yeah, black people don't hike. They don't camp. They don't go on to the woods. This is the down libertar show with this two gods. Mike, I've actually been rewatching the good place recently and first of all, it's like really a perfect show well done. But thank you. Second of all, I can't help but laugh where at the end of each episode, I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside and I'm blown away by the ethics of everything. And then the title sequence comes back up and it says, the good place created by Michael Sher and then I laughed to myself because I think about you sending profanity lace texts

about Jimmy Butler. And I juxtapose that with the show and it's just truly a wonderful experience, Irvy, every single time. Listen, I'm not perfect. I've got my flaws just like everybody else. And my main flaw is hatred for the Miami. It's amazing. Mike, I just wanna tell you,

I think you did such a great job and parks and rec also, sometimes at night I just watch it and I think, wow, I'm sure it's so perfect in every way. I'm gonna name my cat after him. I did. All right. Super annoying. Why did you perfect in every way. I'm gonna name my cat after him. I did. All right. Super annoying.

Did you like it? Did you like it? All of you. All of you really annoying. We like the office. Fanboying on Mike's shirt. Let's go ahead and get started here. Mike sure with us, Metal Arc in turn.

You guys can stop with all the fanboying. I'd appreciate it. I have a number of different questions and I want to get to a stat of the day in a second uh... mike thank you for joining us lord michael says that tina fey could easily take his place as executive producer of saturday night live when and if he ever retires i believe he will be in the chair seventeen years

after his death but you tell me as somebody uh... billy still laughing at how uh... that's because my cat is named moose so it's because it's genuinely a true thing goes in the penalty box but it's in the penalty box i just explained i'm actually flustered legitimate i feel like that whole story from germany was just to tell people that

mike sure text just get out just get out uh... he talks to you deco meet the one i got all right uh... can you please help me please Just get out. He takes me to. De colmito, no, go to R. Can you please help me please understand Lauren Michaels and the succession plan. Obviously Tina Fey could replace him.

You're uniquely qualified as someone who came up through. You were in your early 20s with Adam McKay, writing on Saturday Night Live. What do you make of Lauren Michaels saying Tina Fey can replace him? This is like a real Staven situation, right? It's like the person did the job better than anyone's ever done it or could do it and now the person who replaces him If and when he ever leaves

is going to be under an enormous amount of pressure or You know Tina's amazing Tina's incredible. There's very few people in the world who have her talent level in like 50 different ways, acting, writing, producing, comedy in general. So he doesn't surprise me. He said that. I mean, that's been long speculated as, you know, there aren't that many people who can take over that chair. She's certainly one of them. She's not the only one, but I would say if there's if there's Vegas betting on, she's probably the favorite for a number of reasons. But man, oh man, is that a hard job? Is that going to be tough

to take over for that guy? I mean, it's like, it's literally stabbing. It's like, how do you replace the person who's better than everybody else at doing a certain job. So I don't envy whoever has the job, but I think if someone has to do it, I think she'd be an excellent choice. What do Tina Fey and Kalen De Boer have in common, you think? Fearlessness, I'm going to guess I know nothing about Kalen De Boer, but I'm going to say fearlessness. You don't take that job unless you're like, yeah, I got this. You know, you had like the intestinal fortitude of taking over for an ex-Aben. I can't imagine. I mean, before he takes the job, everyone's probably declaring him a failure and he's

not good enough and he shouldn't have been hired. If he loses one of his first seven games, people are going to start thinking about whether he was the wrong choice to take over. And the same will be true if whoever takes over for Lauren. It's like at some point there will be a bad show because there's always bad shows every year on that program. And someone will write the article of like this was the wrong choice. I was on a good answer. I feel like that was a good answer for like a bad faith question. It was. It was a terrible question because I was gonna Compare it to Nick Sabin and then you already had done that in your answer towards the end of your answer

So I wanted to do a follow-up. That wasn't as good Can you explain to me please if you think it is a good job because you just said it's a tough job And I think you said it's a bad spot but that shows in a diminished state. I don't mean this as disparagement. I mean it's sort of a matter of fact and television is in a diminished state. And so that job, never mind Tina Fey, anybody, does it feel like it's the same job once he leaves it? Well, it's the same show, you know, I mean, look, there aren't that many names that ring out the way that the name Saturday Night Live rings out through the TV landscape. It's a legendary program. It still has a place in the culture. And like everything else,

I used to joke all the time. I may have said this on the show before and I apologize, but if you ask anyone what the best cast of us analysis They will name the cast that was on the show when they were between 12 and 15 years old because it's a it's like a thing that Introduces people to comedy at the moment that they're forming their comedic personalities or voices and it's Transgressive and you stay up late and you stay up in the one in the morning to watch the show and you fall in love with certain cast members and you like it you know I was there for seven years six and a half seven years and over that time when I first joined it the press was like this show sucks now this show should die and

then Will Ferrell started doing Bush and Darrell Ham and started doing Gore. And it was like, this show's amazing. This is incredible. This shows the best show on TV. And then a couple of years after that, it was like, this show sucks now. This show should go away. And it just, it's, the show has rides that wave,

that sine wave up and down, up and down over the years, in and out. Like there are periods of time where people declare it's the best thing on TV. The most vital thing on TV. And then there are periods of time when everyone hates it. And that's just Lauren needs to joke that on his tombstone, it should say, here lies Lauren Michaels. And then in quotes, it was a little uneven because that's how people have referred to the show since the beginning, since 1975. So, you know, the person who

takes over for him is going to face the same thing There are going to be moments periods of time where everyone loves it periods time where one hates it There's nothing you can do about that. That's the nature of the beast. It's a big rambling mess of a variety show and that's sort of by design David Chase creator of the sopranos, and I don't know if you saw this says the golden age of television is over He has said that's at least in part because of streaming, but he also is saying that everything has been dumbed down. Did you see that? Do you agree with that? I did not see that. I mean, you know, we've heard that before too. Like people say that all the time. When I left, as an element LA, people were saying the sitcom is dead because there had

been a dearth of great sitcoms for the past few years. And then there was a revival, like the office in 30 rock and modern family and suddenly people were like, this hit comes back. And it just, again, these things go in waves. I don't know one really knows what the long term effect of streaming will be, but as you have talked about on this very show, you again, these things go in waves. I don't know one really knows what the long-term effect of streaming will be, but as you have talked about on this very show, these streamers are now talking about bundling themselves and everybody selling ads again, which means that the old cable model might be weirdly coming back into favor.

What does that mean for sitcoms? No one knows. What does that mean for dramas? No one knows. What does it mean for dramas? No one knows. But it's just silly to ever say, like, oh, TV is dead. I mean, is this as there was certainly a period of time starting with the soprano and going through, you know, I don't know, I guess breaking bad or maybe better call Saul where you would say that there were these legendary all-time dramas on the air. And that this was a golden age is what everybody called it.

And you know, the thing about golden age is they don't last forever. And so, you know, that era is probably over, but that doesn't mean a new era won't begin that has a different, you know, slate of shows and a different vibe, and that might not produce materialist just as good it's just TV is not going anywhere TV is gonna stick around forever and it's just a question of like how the people who create the shows and market the shows and air the shows kind of present them and how and what they value so i don't i think there are going to be more good TV shows in the future it's just a question of when and how and how they're delivered to you. I don't know how you do this measurement, but I would say at one point when friends had

Thursday nights and NBC had Thursday nights, they had 75 million people watching, which at the time was a third of the country. A third of the country was watching NBC on Thursday nights when the sopranos was doing what they were doing. I suspect that we can argue that that's the golden age of television and it'll forever be more fragmented than that.

Will it not? Yeah, but then, you know, go back another 20 years and look at the finale of mash was over 100 million people and, and, you know, the Beatles on Ed Sullivan was whatever it was. Like, I don't know that that's the measurement that you want to use because the way that people and the Beatles on Ed Sullivan was whatever it was.

I don't know that that's the measurement that you wanna use because the way people consume entertainment changes over time. And so yeah, will there ever be another show where the last for, I mean, friends lasted for nine seasons or 10 seasons. So will there ever be another show that lasts that long? There might not be.

Or there might be because we might come all the way back around to where we were a few years ago, because the economic modable change again and people will have shows that last for it. Right now, the shows are lucky to last for two or three seasons, that might change again. So I don't know, I think making predictions about these things is a fool's errand.

And it's entirely possible that at some point 20 years from now, the way things shift and change and consolidate that there are shows that last that long, you get that many viewers, I don't know. When you're creating shows, do you plan for that now? Like, you want to tell your story in three seasons knowing this is kind of the norm? Yeah, kind of. I mean, you'd be kind of foolish to ever think that you have a chance to tell the story over 5, 6, 7 years, you know, at least right now. I'm working a show right now.

We start shooting next week or next month, sorry. And we're like, you know, sort of thinking about like, okay, if we get a season two, here's what we would do. And after that, there are no plans because there are not many shows that last more than two seasons now, which is a bummer like i think the thing that TV had as a medium over movies was you got to tell stories about characters slowly granularly over a long period of time and that right now is not really an option there's very few shows it's like stranger things and stranger things and that's it. The last for the length of time that successful shows used to last four. So it would be kind of foolish for any creator to think about telling a story slowly over seven or eight years. I mean, Severance, which was one of my favorite shows in

2022, like, you know, you got interrupted by the strikes and there were other production delays, but like, you know, but it's gonna be two and a half you're three years between seasons. You can't, that's not a sustainable model either. You can't wait two or three years between seasons because then a five year show covers 15 years of people's lives, that's not that's unviable. So yeah, that is a big consideration now

is that you just don't have the same amount of time you used to have. And if that is syndication even a goal now? Findication doesn't really exist. Like syndication was, you know, when I was a kid, you know, you, at 7 and 7 30 on Channel 9 or Channel 11 or whatever, like they would show reruns of popular sitcoms. That exists a little bit, but now syndication has just been replaced by the streamers. So you make a season of a show, and then that show is either made for Amazon or Netflix

or Hulu or they're the ones who buy it and show it. So those reruns that used to be what syndication did, you know, spread the show around all these different markets in reruns, that's just, that's been almost entirely replaced. So that, it's not, I mean, you know, the, the reason that you wanted to make a hundred episodes of something was because syndication required a hundred episodes because they wanted to run five nights a week and they wanted a minimum of 20 weeks of shows So that's a hundred episodes

So that's why everyone that was why that was the magic number Because they if to buy a show to air and reruns those channels Wanted a hundred episodes as a way to not have to rerun the same episode twice within 20 weeks But you know that doesn't exist anymore. So a hundred doesn't really mean anything and no one gets there anyway. And so syndication has been replaced by just you sell your show to Netflix or Hulu or whatever whatever streamer you sell it to or make it for. And that's how people see the shows now as they just subscribe to the streaming system. So it's a completely different world. It just doesn't have, it doesn't bear any resemblance to the world I began in or grew up in and you just have to roll with it, you know

Who's the person we talk about Connor Stallions though? Wait hold on I have a question about charmed who's the person that's making all the charmed money because charmed has been on TNT Every morning for the past 40 years and like every time that you fall asleep watching an NBA game and then you wake up Charmed is on so who is it that is cashing in on all this charm to money? Well, the creators and executive producers of charm, who I can't name off the top of my head, you know, when you make a show, there are points which are just, you know, each point is 1% of the total profit. And usually the 65 of those points are owned by the studio that makes the show into 35 of them

are owned by the some combination of the creator, sometimes the actors, if they're big stars, sometimes executive producers, and then those people divvy up all the profits. So TNT clearly bought charms for a certain amount of money. If that money put the show into profit, then 1% of that profit is going to each of the people who has one of those points. We'll bring you back to talk stallions, but let's do a quick start of the day here. Start of the day, start of the day, and this is start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, and this is start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, and this is Star of the day, Star of the day, Star of the day, Star of the day, and this is Star of the day.

I'm still feeling legitimately embarrassed by the way. Go ahead, sure. Poppy was in the studio. You could have had him sing it live. Can we have him sing it live? That was live. He doesn't really want to be around us. It seems like he's the spread.

He wanted the pastelitos and he fled the premises. It didn't seem like he was happy here. It seemed like it brought back post- stress disorder PTSD I respect that I admire that uh here's your quick stat of the day it's Tony Gwen's status from codify baseball Tony Gwen's career batting average 338 Tony Gwen's career batting average against Sia on the award winners, 339. That's wacky. That is, that is an excellent stat. You could, my guess is that you could fill up an entire poscast just with Tony Gwynn stats. He's got like 50 of the most amazing stats. That guy, that guy was incredible.

I love that guy so much. Can I talk about the charity thing that Joe Poslinansky and I are doing? Well, you would have 30 seconds to do that. So let's bring you back to talk about that and Conor Stallions and Winconer Stallions, okay, great. And what you're doing on the Pazcast and Bill Bella check and Better Call Saul because I want to know if yours outraged

as the rest of us are that Odin Kirk has never won anything and that better call Saul has never won anything at the Emmys even though you think award shows are stupid. This is gonna be a packed segment. It is. I mean I thought we had enough time with the 15 minutes that we just did but evidently not. Let's see if we can embarrass Jeremy some more. Don Lebertard.

They would try to bring in some minority characters. And you could. Yeah, they tried Louis Aguirre was one of them. They tried to dabble in Latin flavor. And they went, Maurice Chessant was one. I was a more Chessant. I'm sorry. God, what a beefcake in that show.

Miranda, why didn't you say with them? I mean, we're going to go with Steve on this one seriously. Spoo-gats! Oh no. Clear out, I have to assure an apology. Uh oh, oh no, oh no. Is it a sex in the city apology? I would like to formally apologize to Blair Underwood

for calling him Morris Chessnut. Oh no! Wow, look, LA law man, come on, yo. This is the Danelebatar Show with the Stugats. I thought the most interesting part of the entire Michigan story today is that Harbaugh is reportedly asking or being offered by Michigan six years, 11.5 million a year, and future immunity from anything that any investigation about him reveals. But you have something else regarding

Connor Stallions that you think is more interesting, Mike, sure. Listen, I'm an Ann Arbor native. I was born Ann Arbor, Michigan, but a Michigan family whole life. And I, as a metal art media intern, have been subjected to a lot of anti-Michigan crap from you people. You know, I've heard a lot of, oh, the fans are terrible.

Lucy had a terrible time at the championship game, you know, Connor Stallions, this Connor Stallions, that I'm here to stick up for the University of Michigan and the Michigan Wolverines. And this whole kind of selling thing, you know, I've been through this before, as you well know, with the deflate gate and with the tape gate and all that stuff. You have it all wrong. This is a big misunderstanding. This is all, they're innocent of all charges. And for you to malign them and to slander them, I've had enough.

I've had enough to hear with you. I want Michigan to get their due, and I want you to admit that this is a legitimate national championship and that they did nothing wrong. And I'm not leaving here until you admit that. Mike, you're really good at naming characters and having like funny names in your show. Is there a better name for the villain in the Michigan story than Then Connor Stallings. Is there anything else that even pairs? It's a, it's a, it is an all time. It's incredible. I, I, I would be so proud of myself. If I invented a guy who did what he did and named him Connor Stallions, it would be

what career achievement. Also, listen, you have it over. He just, he's just a college football fan. He bought those tickets because he loves going to games. He's like Lucy. He's no different than Lucy. He just wanted to go to the games and just see the competition. And you know, now he's getting, he's getting slandered and defamed. And I, I don't, I don't want to stand for it. That is a, that is a, a true, much like Lucy and Jess, a true college football fan who just wanted to attend some games and enjoy the competition in front of him. That's all that was happening there. Well, if it was, Lucy, someone would have accidentally applied for him to go to the Washington Oregon game on accident. Yeah, the wrong game is where he would have ended up. Jessica,

when are the footies making an appearance your college football awards when a week on Gensie F.B. we are handing out end of season awards the footies the first annual footies awards finally embracing it Lucy and Taylor will be handing out the footies foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot what kind of cat what kind of categories are we talking here are they good are they they normal categories or are they fun made up categories? They're very boring and stupid. No, of course they're fun categories. Mike, come on. We have the Mario Cristobal Award for Worse Game Management.

We have the footy for most elder abuse. We have the Nepo Baby of the Year Award. It's gonna be a great time at the footies. Can I make a suggestion? Yes. Best arch. What are your nominees? It's archmanning. Well, I feel like we need one more. Great time at the foodies here. Can I make a suggestion? Yes. Best arch. Ooh! What are your nominees?

It's archmaning. Well, I feel like we need one more. Billy, can we get on Godless football that sayons, that promised sayons with Don Shula? Okay, your work that Lee says he wants to be in on that. Okay, excellent. Mike, what are you promoting for the podcast? One of the very popular podcasts here on Metal Art Media.

You are doing something charitable and kind with Boog Shambhi, who does a lot of charity and does a lot of good work that I'm sure people want to and need to learn about. Yes, for the second year now we're doing our January opening baseball cards and talking about the players we find in them Thing raffle thing. So we're opening all this month. I think the first one drops today all this month We're opening cards. We're gonna have Boogon. We're gonna have Tom Harris throw on opens of basketball cards We're gonna auction them off for charity. So if you go to projectmainstreet.org

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