The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - JuJu Gotti Is In NBA 2K27?! | Postgame Show

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

"Who the hell told you that?" JuJu delivers his Jokers of the Weekend to Keenan Allen, Jayson Tatum, and Daejon Love. He ALSO has flowers that he had no choice but to give himself, and updates a wild day on The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siaya and I live in Ice Cove. I've made some questionable decisions that. didn't end up the way I planned. And today, I'm still figuring it out. Somehow, things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently, that's how I roll. So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem. We have an awful lot of polls

to get to today. Uh, Juju, we put him to work today. He's also got jokers of the weekend. He's got flowers to give as well. He too, oddly, looks just like Zazlo today, which is just unbelievably strange to me, the amount of Zaz infection that is all over the place around here. Juju, though, has hats that are way too nice to have that shitty strap on them, so he's not quite Zazlo-Lish in all of the ways. Juju, what kind of jokers do we have from the weekend? And it's good to see you. What kind of flowers do we have from the weekend as well? Yes, sir, man.

I got big time jokers. That's the kind of jokers I got. And just like my brother, Emina Hassan, I'm a wee big under the weather, you dig? So I'm a power through. First and foremost, Kenan Allen, welcome to Indianapolis, brother. This is not necessarily the way you might have wanted to be welcome, but they got video my brother coming out of the police station after being detained after a DUI. Look at them.

Is the brother still drunk? Salute to his homeboy, though. He's trying to help him. His friend's like, oh, come on. His guy's trying to help him, but you got Keenan Allen staggering out, and the baldness is hurting him as well there. That was like a step down out of that door, another step off. I'm going to go with that.

That was just a odd step there. I don't think he's still drunk. Wait a minute. This video is so good. This is him trying to hide. He's staying low. Let me stay low. Look how wide his buddy gets trying to hide.

from the cameraman the fact that Keenan Allen is bald and stumbling. That guy, what should they? That guy blocking Keenan Allen's view is doing what Ron McGill says you should do in front of a bear. Like get real big and get real wide. Hey, Bear. I thought it was LeVar Ball for a second. He's got to come home, right?

Oh, my God. Of course. I'm talking about his letter has been in the mail for about 10 years now. Keenan, please. They're sent it to San Diego. That's why he keeps getting him in San Diego. But obviously they're not there anymore. He's like, damn, I didn't get the letter. Right.

The next joker I have, someone who I used to love. You know what I mean? He would never end up on this list back in the days. But Jason Tatum took his behind the China and thought it was sweet. My boy gave NBA Twitter a meme for the rest of history. Look at my boy. Stroking, 0% from the free throw line. He shot 10 of them, guys.

10. Missed all of them. One of those carnival hoops? You know, those hoops a little like off. No, they're a little small. Those hoops are a rip-off. Those hoops on purpose are about half the size of NBA hoops. Stiff, by the way, too.

Right, get them out of here. Get the Celtics out of here. Loser. Next one. Of course, I got to go there. Matter of fact, before I go to the one of the weekend weekend, I'm going to go Phoenix Mercury, brothers and sisters, the Phoenix Mercury.

Now, back in mid-season. They traded Monique Ochoa McCona, a 2027 first round pick, a 28 second round pick, and all of that was just to acquire Kelsey Plum. They were in 12th place when they did this. They finished the season in 12th place, eliminated already before the break, and now Kelsey Plum is talking about she don't know if she's going to stay in Phoenix because she's an unrestricted free agent. You can't make this stuff up.

And last one but not least, your brother and ours, Dejohn Love, man. DeWanamo. Look at this, bro. If I were to saw this, nah, hell, nah, bro. Whoever threw him in that football, you a hater. What was that? Bro, love to all the women who fell for it. But, now, when you got, you so bad at being a fake and a scammer.

Real deal NFL analysts, Mina Kimes, took to Twitter and made a video about how your route looked like a Drewski route bit, bro. Ultimate Joker. Back to you, Dano. We'll get to some polls in a second because we've got too many of them. But how about some flowers? Because everybody knows you're not a hater. Everyone knows that you're usually somebody who is spreading positivity everywhere.

So who deserves the flowers this weekend? Man, I'm going to give some flowers to the creators and the makers and the makers and the programmers of NBA 2K27 for recognizing your boy as a journalist. Now every single person on the world that buy 2K27, I will be in the NBA side and the WNBA side providing commentary and social media updates to just explain to you what exactly is going on. Salute. That's awesome.

Yes. Juju, am I allowed to say what you and Cody were doing last Friday or is that a secret? Don't say that. Nope, it's still a secret. All right, we'll find out. Exactly. Dad tried to ruin that. My dad tried to ruin that on today's Greg Cody show and I had to stop him.

That was a real look at me, Louie, though, from Juju there, right? Like, that was a real celebration of Juju. He just gave flowers. Yeah, but see, as a brother, though, in this world, if I wait for y'all to do it, I'll be waiting forever. That's right. Ain't nobody reached out to do something. Some of your text message, something you a congratulatory situation. But if something go wrong, y'all will be on my life.

This is awesome. I'm celebrating myself. This is really amazing. Also, too, my brother, Dan, I got some advice for you. My brother, and put these flowers down. Hon. Tray Eagle-Dala style. Brother, Googling massage near you is going to have your ass at a penitentiary near the damn gopher Mexico bit, bro.

Stop doing it. Don't do it no more. Get you a therapist. Get you somebody who you trust and tell them to follow you over there. Or someone in the region that you trust. Take day of it. advice because I do not want to open the newspaper, the Miami Herald,

and see my brother in handcuffs. Ain't that a beef? You'll be in front of me when I stumble out of the massage parlor way Keenan Allen did. Spend your own. Any more flowers or is that the end of the flowers just for himself? Exactly. Just for himself. I'll give some of flowers to Angel Reese

for breaking the double-double record in the W. Most double-doubles in the seasons in a single season, man. Come on, as well as our sister Caitlin Clark, who's the first player in WMBA history with 800 points and 300 assists in a season. Come on, man. These flowers are for y'all ladies. Get those polls ready, Jujo, because we have a lot of them to get to.

But while we wait for you to get them ready, I just wanted to ask you as it relates to your favorite Atlanta dream team, that Angel Reese trade is. been a great one, correct? Like that, that, I don't know what that has done to Atlanta, but Atlanta seems well managed by our friend Renee Montgomery. So how do you feel about that trade and your team? Yeah, man, I feel spectacular, doll, like this, you could never, I couldn't imagine it actually happening. I would tell people this as a joke. How are we going to get Angel Reese, but we actually got Angel Reese and it has turned around the economy of the dream, let alone the city, because it sounds okay, okay, go see the dream someday or come, come watch a dream game with me,

bit, bro. I'm going to pull up on you. But if I say, hey, dog, come see Angel Reach play with me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, where we at? Where we at? I'm pulling up. So it's to revitalize the whole city, the city's faith in the dream basketball and mine as well because I thought earlier in the season some of them losses and some of those things could have been clinked up.

Damn, how are we going to get to them? But with the addition of DeWana Bonner, a legend of us. a veteran, I think we actually have the chance right now to make some noise in the playoffs, for real, for real. Making some noise, as. There's going to be some noise made in the playoffs. None of that fake-ass noise either. For real, for real.

At Lebitard Show, good, good, like Magafie's album. At Lebitard Show is where you vote on the polls. What do you got for us? Do you get your drink taken away when you're taking off on an airplane? 59% of the audience says no you don't Todd McAfee Ooh I think

59% of the audience might not know ball man Because the lady she brings your drink While the other people are loading on Takes your order so you don't have to wait And then when it's about to take off She says up The tray is up I need these drinks back

Yeah I'd hear no there Yeah Do you pack two pairs of drows For each day you travel 55% of the audience says, yes they do. Pat McGaffee. Ah, come on, y'all.

Did you know that pilots and flight attendants clean their underwear and hotel coffee machines? Before I give this poll response, I'm going to tell you what my home girl, I text my home girl. She's a flight attendant. So I asked her, bro, y'all be watching y'all stuff in the dang coffee machine? she says Negro H-no who the hell told you that? So

87% of the audience says no they did not know to him. To Pat McGaffee. Are we still making Jeds? 86% of the audience says, no, we are not. Pat McAfee. You can't see a baby emerge from the womb

and say that boy's name is Jed. You can't do that if you want that boy to have a life that doesn't end up in a trailer park with billions of dollars looking for 140. $40 sex. Is Kirk Herb Street right about having your wife do a handstand upon conception to ensure that you have a boy?

58% of the audience says, no, he is not. Pat McGaffee. Is it redundant to send someone from Winnipeg to hell? 81% of the audience says, yes, it is redundant. Pat McGaffee. After all these years, should the Dave Matthews band be? be called the Dave Matthews band with Carter Buford. 79% of the audience says, yes, it should.

Pot Mugafee. Did Dave Damshick imply that Tom Hanks had sex with Wilson the damn volleyball? 96% of the audience says, yes, he did. Pot Mugafee. That's a hell of a sounder. And last poll, do you miss the fat MLB baseball player? 93% of the audience. Yes, they do, and those are your pose.

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