The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - JuJu Gotti's FAFOs of the Month | Postgame Show
Episode Date: July 7, 2026"How 'bout these five fingers, John Oliver?" JuJu has a Joker of the Day, several FAFOs of the Month, and an update on The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...ces
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Let's bring in Juju here, and we have to get Juju's opinion as well.
How did John Oliver, now this was on, was it General Hospital?
Yeah.
Have you ever watched soap operas?
I have not, no, not a big soap fan.
That's not for me.
I don't know.
There's still.
Unless you're in the pool.
Like there's General Hospital, and then there's, what's the other big ones?
Days of Our Lives.
Dating Light.
Yeah, there used to be one called As the World Turns.
Trivia Roy.
Trivia Roy.
I was there.
I think of soap operas as being old-timey,
Like my mother used to watch soap operas.
I'm surprised they still exist.
Yeah.
Well, give this a listen or a watch again.
How does John Oliver, when he gets smacked here, he gets smacked up hard.
How do his glasses stay on?
Watch.
An oversight.
I'll have your name added to the list of a prove visit.
I don't want to be added to the list.
I want my daughter back.
Then let me put this in language that you will understand.
That ain't going to happen.
I mean, Jujo, one of those.
glued to his face. There's no way
those glasses should be staying on his face.
Exactly. She slapped five from my boy.
He might have deserved it too with that little accent.
Excuse me, pardon me, sir. How about what did the five fingers say
to the face, John Oliver?
Brilliant acting by my boy, though.
Yeah, what was that accent?
That ain't going to happen.
What kind of accent is that?
You're asking someone else about accents.
Yeah, I mean, you're not the right.
That's a play on for my boy.
Play on.
To the listening audience, the lady he's talking to is a Caucasian woman.
So that slap, it was warranted if it was what you was thinking for sure,
but it must be some other lingo because she slapped five from my boyfriend,
the Caucasian land.
Well, it's excellent acting chops that John Oliver is showing there.
But I don't understand how the glasses are remaining on his face.
Juju, good to see you, of course.
Do we have any jokers of the day today?
Ah, man, brother.
the USA in general, bro.
Trump done pulled up, keeping the real goals wrong,
untold on his damn self.
But I saw a USA fan watching the game yesterday.
He tried to punk a Belgian fan.
The Belgian fan was sitting behind him watching the game,
and my boy turned around and gave him one of these.
Look at him.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Oh, we got to be better than that.
We got to be better than that.
And look how he turning around.
Look, watch how my boy turning around.
So defeated, bro.
That brother is the Joker of the Day, bro.
Because why?
Look at him.
You know what?
The lamest fake punch in the history of fake punches right here.
I mean, that is not even a remotely threatening fake punch.
He looked at the camera.
What is that?
All right, bro.
That brother is the Joker of the Day, along with just the rest of America from yesterday, man.
It was embarrassing.
Very embarrassing.
Yeah, really, really weak way to go out, man.
We'll get to some polls here coming up in a moment here.
But, Jujo, I heard we're bringing back today.
You have some F-A-F-O's of the month to get to?
Yeah, man.
There's been some cringe-worthy moments, man, in this last month,
a lot of stuff that just made me be like, ugh.
Like, I just see the person going through it, and I'm just like,
uh-huh.
Number five, no O-L-L-L-L-L-ies.
Christian Pulisic
What is this
Like then you're after the game sounding
Nonchalant brother the nation
Was relying on you bro
Like hey you set out certain games to
Prepare for this moment
Number four man
The sister who got fired for stealing trash cans
Sweet gig too
Right
Sweet gig
That's forever on your jacket
bro
know you for that now. Still in
T-cans. Come on.
Number three.
T-cans. I'm so sorry, man.
The Iranian brother who put on
the glasses after he scored the goal.
Only for that goal
to be taken back because it was
off-size. Oh my goodness.
It was the whole country.
It was their first chance
getting there to steal in my
heart, brother. Number two,
this might be a two-america situation,
but damn it, it has to happen.
on the show. This is a Miami show.
B2K, brothers.
B2K hopped into a versus
matchup with Miami's own. Pretty
Ricky and Pretty Ricky
spank that baby
all across the stage, 18
to zero. I promise
it is big on the other side of America.
Baby crying on me
and that's your time, take your time
with me.
Come on, pretty Ricky and the Mavericks.
Something that might shock everyone
is that my cousin lived with the group Pretty Ricky for about six months when he was on the Mavericks.
Wow.
Say more.
Say a lot more words, Jeremy.
That's all I really got for you.
But he lived with them.
He was a hip-hop producer in his own right.
Oh, nice.
And he didn't speak like me.
Hello.
And the number one messed around and found out, brother, of the whole month, my ex-partners.
And I felt what you said to.
us as you hate agreeing with RG3.
I hated that my allies were steeped people for so long.
But Celtics fans, this is for you, damn it.
How's the search for a new team coming along for you?
Man, I'm getting a lot of offers from Philadelphia right now.
My girl, she loves Philly.
She's like, she's going to Philly because she's like what they got going on.
They haven't won in a while.
and it wouldn't be bandwagny to go there
if I'm a Jalen Brown fan
I hear you
but I gotta see where LeBron James ends up
before I make a decision.
Juju, the water's nice down here.
Nice and warm.
Exactly.
Exactly, bro.
I feel you, Chris.
I got my eye on Miami right now as well.
Nice, nice.
Juju, let's give out some show awards.
What can we do today?
Brothers, the man on the street award
today goes to my brother Tenday
Tizzle, man.
It's out there.
Good job, John.
To the bottom.
Collate of you.
Exposed the heat, bro.
How dare they get rid of them in Jersey so fast?
It's some people who would have bought them 30 foes?
Embarrassing.
Can we give an award to Scott McCullough?
Good job, Scott.
You're not Clinton.
Didn't get back to me yet, but just shout up Scott.
Yeah, good job, Scott.
Also, I want to give the Out of Pocket Award to my brother, Aminel Hassen.
Yeah, no pockets.
You're doing more than anyone.
I don't understand.
I feel like a meme was telling us
our players are not as intelligent
as players from other countries.
That's what it sounded like to me.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Exactly.
And lastly,
I want to give the Kick-Save and Abute Award
to my brother and yours,
Ron McGill, man.
Woo, that was scary.
We need to get my boy
a Rosetta Sones asap.
Because she was molesting the mantis
is crazy to say.
Salute to my brother, Dran McGill, though.
And Sean, I see you, bro.
Juju, we're going to get to our polls in a second here, but you are right about McGilder.
I thought we were going in a very dangerous...
I mean, he was very mad at that woman.
I thought she was about to catch a very large insult from Rod and Hill.
I felt bad for the woman.
You've got a praying manis on her head.
What she's supposed to do?
Oh, that's F-A-F-O.
Maybe don't put your face right in front of the praying man.
This is what wrong was.
She was laughing also, for what it's worth.
Yeah, she wasn't scared, so I guess that's all right.
Juju, let's get to our polls here.
What do we got?
If you change RG3 to RG1, have you promoted or demoted him?
That's a good question.
66% of the audience says demoted, my boy.
There's an assist.
Here another person, I think we should stop letting him make headlines.
Who gives a damn what RG3 has to say after certain tweets he's had, neither here nor there?
Do you hold, hold on, do you love hold music?
78% of the audience says, no, they do not.
There's an assist.
Has Wemby ever given anyone a legitimate high five?
65% of the audience says no, Gregory.
There's an assist.
While I got you here, I'd like to remind everyone to go listen to the Greg Cody podcast featuring my boy, Greg Cody.
With, thank you.
Thank you.
Does someone need to take Brandon Ayuk's phone away expeditiously?
96% of the audience says, yes, they do.
There's an assist.
And while I have you, I'd like to remind you to go listen to South Beach sessions right now.
They got Edie Patterson on that guy this week from Gemstones.
You feel me?
As well as my boy got Jordan Shusterman, man, on the pitch clock, man.
Salute to Jeremy.
Salute.
But last poll, did Dan D. Antonio's parents do him dirty by naming his ass Dan?
91% of the audience says yes, and those are your pose.
There's an assist.
Folks, listen up.
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