The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - JuJu's Top 5 Chips Of All Time | Postgame Show

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

"If the New York Times can prance their ass out there and claim it, damn it, we can." Dan does not feel like our chip discussion from the last hour has been resolved, so JuJu tries to bring some clarity with his list of the best chips ever. He also rightfully claims to be a Pulitzer Prize and Academy Award winner before giving us his Joker of the Day, a Stat of the Day, and a recap of a great day of polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I feel like we just have a whole bunch of people yelling and arguing at each other and some of them saying the words, cheese balls. I mean, you said a pretzel's a chip, dude. It's hard to have this conversation with you. Yeah, but I, okay, fair enough. Well, the word, I make a penguin a bird. Yeah. The word snack is so amorphous. There's a, you could name, everybody could name a hundred different snacks, so you've got to fine-tune it.

That's why I was asking you for four. I didn't want. I wanted the four consensus best, but let's bring Ju-Ju back in here before we get to the polls and some other things. J-Ju, do you have anything in the way of clarity for us on this subject? Yes, sir, man. I got my top five chip flavors off the dome because it was just embarrassing. It was. It was. It was. I agree. with you. Ju-Ju, I've rarely been more embarrassed than what broke out at the end of the last segment. Remember what Tony said? I said one of the most goaded

flavors, jalapeno. You guys are on. You guys are on. That's unbelievable, man. It really was strange, though, that you went so specific with what you were saying, this is consensus, one of the four best things all humans would agree on in the snack category. I don't care about what humans will agree on. I'm doing mine.

You ask, what's in your Mount Rushmore snacks? I told you, mine. It's not a personal person's hall of Fame. It's the Hall of Fame for everybody. It's not just your Hall of Fame. Care what everybody thinks? Go ahead, Juju. Do you have any O-L-I or you're going straight to the top? No O-L-L-I's, but I like to tell my brother Greg, you are having a phenomenal hair day right now, bro. Don't move the headphones an inch. It's flowing like lettuce. Number five, Hickory. A barbecue. Hickory. Wow, not just barbecue, but Hickory. I like that. Hickory barbecue. You did.

Number four, sour cream and onion ruffles. Strong. Roy's right when he says you've got to make a distinction. You've got to either make them ridged or not ridged. Those are two different categories. Number three, plain ruffles. You're ruffles, man, huh? Tony's disgusted by this.

No, it's just they have so many better flavors. The AD combination of the lime and the jalapeno one is great. Yeah, I don't understand. No, stop trying to make the jalapeno thing a thing. You don't like spicy thing? I don't understand the plain thing. Dan did it last segment. I don't understand the plan thing.

That queso flavor is excellent. I want me to choose croquetta chips. Number two, sour cream and cheddar ruffles. There it is. That was my nomination. It's good. Some of Ruffles Live! He really is.

He really is. We got to get Juju some of Russell. Oh, with big ruffles and Rupples. What is this? Number one. And number one, golden flake hot chips. Oh, God. Is that regional?

Everyone is staring straight ahead and not knowing what it is that Juju has just selected as his number one. No, I got to go with Tony on this one. Rare is the number one selection that makes everyone stare straight ahead and not understand or have the knowledge that Juju has here. Real chippers, no, Dano. I left off the list the Cuevo chips to wrap snacks. Hood delicacy.

Amigos. I love going into the gas station and seeing those knockoff Jason Tatum chips. Those are good, by the way, the barbecue flaming hot. Those are good. I like those. What do you have for us, Juju, on the conversation we were having earlier that Greg Cody said my tone was bad on, where I was genuinely confused by the idea that people who have ownership stakes, in Metal Arc media

don't feel like they've won a Pulitzer Prize. Yeah, bro, when you broke it down and said, if the New York Times can prance their ass out here and claim it, damn it, we can. So I'm going to take your leads. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen of the Academy, I like to accept this. I am proud.

I'm a proud Pulitzer owner as well as an Academy Award winner because I was in the Blindside and they won an Academy Award. So the video team, moving forward, can we add Pulitzer Award winner and Academy Award winner to my bio. That's a rarity. I have to make a correction, though,

because I got it wrong earlier in the show. The New York Times isn't actually claiming that Pulitzer. It's the athletics, and even though the New York Times owns the athletic, they got three other Pulitzer's, and I was giving the New York Times credit for something the New York Times isn't actually even taking credit for. Congratulations to everyone here for winning the Pulitzer,

except for the... unethical video team. Do you have a Joker of the Day for us here, Juju? Yes, sir, man. On the heels of our Pulitzer conversation, Joker of the day, Pablo Torre, brother. It's meth, bro. Like, method.

Who are you texting? That is, you embarrassed me. You're not only just embarrassed Dan. You embarrass me. Chris Cody, the Pulitzer Committee, calling that man Method. Nobody has ever done that, sir. are the Joker of the Day.

Dan, real quick, I've been seeing this comment today a lot in our YouTube chat, and I want to respond to it. Zaslo is standing. Everyone was asking, and they were wondering, Zazlo has been standing all show. That's what it would look like if Kevin Hart were in here, because you do look that much shorter than a seven-foot Tony. You're making Tony look like he's Rudy Gobert's height. I'm Wembe. Just throw me the ball in the post. Speaking juju of the Kevin Hart Rose, did you see it? Would you recommend it?

I have not seen it, and I am thinking of not seeing it. So what do you have for me on this? Brug, the way that the internet was talking, I was thinking, okay, I'm going to stomach this and watch this and try to get through it. Nah, bro, to me, I was entertained. There was a couple of people up there, Tiana Taylor, she dropped the ball, she bombed. You know what I mean? But she ain't a comedian. And I'm not a fan of Tony Hinchcliffe.

So I'm just going to go in saying that. So his George Floyd joke to me was more of the same of what he'd be doing. But at the same time, I thought that Draymond did as well as Draymond could do. I think Tom Brady kicked it off, did as best as he could do. So I applaud the roast of Kevin Hart, you did, in the production. Tom was a bit starched. I can always tell when he's getting back to the monitor when he's like, Yeah.

He's got the face of like, where was I again? Oh, yeah, you're short. That's right. I liked, I thought it was a good roast once we got past the part where like things that were surprises to Kevin Hart that he clearly knew about. Like Tom Brady, he's sitting there like, yeah, that's right, it's my roast. Tom would never show up and Tom's doing the slow walk. And it's just so clear that he knew he was there. So that part felt a little disingenuous because I think you think these roasts, it's like these people are just letting it fly.

So that seemed a little fake. But once we got past like that Tom stuff, I actually thought it was a good roast. Yeah, you're right. Shane Gillis, bro. You are one of the most funny people ever in the world. How he did Lizzo, bro. I ain't going to say it here. But it was so just straight to the point and cut your heart like a night.

What was Jeff Ross doing in the all red leather Eddie get up? Yeah, that's a bad look for Jeff Rogers. Even everybody else was like, what is he doing? Nobody knows what he did this. That's a hard thing for anyone to pull off. but he specifically trying to pull that off didn't really work. Give me the stat of the day music, please. pound Camboozers, max vertical is 35 inches.

Tristan Wirth's, 6.5, 320 pound Tristan Wirth's, vertical is 36.5 inches, meaning that Tristan Wirth has more hops than the booze. Back to you guys. somebody is going to get fired for drafting Cambuzer in the top five. I'm going to say it right here right now. Somebody's going to get fired. We're going to look back at that and be like, yikes, that was not a good pick. Because you have him as a tweener who can't jump more than a Tampa Bay Bucks lineman?

That he's slow. I don't know if you saw him running his speed drills. He's slow. His jumper's not that good. I don't know if he can defend up. Like, we'll see. You are saying something I'm not hearing a lot of because he's just a freshman. he's just somebody who's very young, so you might be right early, but generally speaking,

I think he's consensus top five picks. Yeah, I got a good track record on these things when I see the eye test, and I'm like, mm, not going to happen. On a deep draft, yes, but I have trouble with that, right? Because I wouldn't have had Paul Pierce athletically as a Hall of Famer, and what? Like, basketball can be strange that way. You can have somebody who is a bit of a tweener who can. Larry Bird, athletically, it's not even just the whiteness.

It's how it's moving around on the court. Larry Bird, nobody would be able to explain how that happens. You're missing the part that's important, which is sneakiness, right? Paul Pierce's sneaky, shift. He was able to get into do stuff that athletically he shouldn't have been able to, but he had the deception in his game the same as Larry. I don't think Camboozer has deception in his game to be a 6-8 guy that can play out in the perimeter. Tony also thought David Smiles is going to be good.

Okay, and I remember somebody saying that nobody wanted the trade for Davis-Mill, or nobody wanted to trade Davis-Mills, right? Do I remember that? somebody you just made Diana Rusini somebody. I could remember who exactly said it. I knew somebody said it. And 10's defense. I would have rather

had Davis at the helm in the playoffs games to CJ. So I think 10 wins again. Well, but let me go down this path with you guys as basketball lovers when it comes to being able to see whether someone is athletic enough to be

someone who wins among the greatest athletes in the world at basketball. Who is the greatest non-athletic person that you have seen in basketball? Because I think Larry Bird would classify. But what you're saying about Cambooser, I saw him in the post. His footwork is amazing. The way that he passes out of the post is really good. But I, too, would be worried about the fact that he is undersized for some of the athleticism that plays his position and seems less athletic than some of those people, even though he's great in the post. I mean, the answer is Yolkich, right?

Yeah, and Luca. I don't want to put an end to the game, but like the answer's Yon. I would say Draymond, too. Okay, but if, well, but Drayman has to be a special kind of athletic to be defensive player of the year at that size at 6, 7. There must be some strength involved there that we're not seeing. But give me, when you talk about Yokic at seven feet tall, there's no chance of Camboosur being able to be something like that with a similar lack of athletic. Could be Zach Randolph, not athletic, really good career, really good player.

Zach Randolph's another good choice, although I think of him as unathletic later in his career as opposed to the beginning. The problem is that back to the basket game doesn't exist in the NBA. Like you don't have Zeebos anymore. You can't have Camboozer sitting there at the block getting the ball dribbling twice turning around and shooting up a jumper that doesn't exist like you're going to have to play within the the flow of an offense that is so in motion that is so perimeter dominated that you got to be fleet of foot out there you can't be plotting and but what you're basically saying is the game has evolved past elton brand is what you're saying unfortunately yes the elton and luke longley and luke longley yeah but luke past my boy the stiff

seven-footer, the stiff seven-footer. The era of David Lee is done, Dan. Overwit. David Lee is athletic though. David Lee was an athletic. Sneaky. Not sneaky athletic. Can't coach sneaky. Let's update some polls at

Lebitard show. What did you just do there with your contribution? You can't coach sneaky. At Lebitard show. He's right about that. On the polls. What do you have, Juju for us? I was disappointed yesterday. I've got to look through my notes here find the poll from yesterday oh this this poll we didn't get an update i got it i got it so you

go ahead bro no you got the did you update yesterday's poll on if lebron james should have shielded himself from criticism during the postgame press conference by going and doing the press conference with brawny on his lap i was going to punctuate the segment with that but yes i did it's in the i g story right now bruh that is hilarious let me update one that one that Update that one now. 96% of the audience says, yes, he should have. That's a record, isn't it? Right.

Right. Is yodeling still big in the Swiss Alps? 86% of the audience says, yes it is. Salute. Yolet he, who? Do you lose respect for the guy in the suit when you see him riding the scooter? Damn. 74% of the audience says, yes, they do.

Does anyone else in the world have exactly the same voice as you do? No one else on earth sounds like a stuffy nose, freaky frog that I am, so I will take my bow there. 72% of the audience says, no, they don't. Is yippie kaiye a form of yodeling? 56% of the audience says, no, it is not. Damn. Are you surprised to know that Warren Saps' middle name is Carlos? That was seven hours ago.

We're still in the first hour of the show on poll. 84% of the audience says, yes, they are surprised. It's the Jane Bond franchise Mafia movies. Yeah. 85% of the audience says, no, they are not. Sure. Do you know who Quasimodo is? 90% of the audience says, yes, they do.

Is the cheese doodle in the chip category? Big one. Oh, 52% of the audience says, yes, it is. What? It comes in a chip bag. Not a puff. A chip America has spoken. And last poll, with Braveheart would have been better.

Hold on. With Braveheart have been a better movie if it were starring Danny Glover. 57% of the audience says yes, and those are your pose. Yeah, go Lewis.