The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: 28 Nuggets

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

"That's horse!" Greg is undergoing knee surgery, and Chris is tasked with eating 99 chicken nuggets over the course of today's show. It begs one question: which Cote is more likely to die today? Today's cast: Amin, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Bell Air Direct, insurance, simplified. Conditions apply. Chris, you got a challenge ahead of you today. Yeah. Of course, the way we go around here, it's not exactly going how is I playing. but I have to eat a shit ton of nuggets do you have a strategy well the plan was to have fried ones uh-huh and I I guess I think those were on the way by the way so we

had ones are on the way what happened was is there's delivery issue with the fried ones so I have more grilled nuggets than I could ever want who orders grilled nuggets that's I've never had one I don't think I even know what a grilled nugget and as I hold one they're just I thought you see everything it looks like little chicken breasts cut up into pieces so are they good I'll think you want me to take my first buy right now in the shadow show? Not bad. Why not? One down the hatch. Here we go.

That is a big nugget. That was a big one. The bigger than I expect from Chick-Full-Oop from a certain chicken establishment. Honestly, decent. Did you get to pick where, like, the kind nugget you wanted? I got some options. Yeah. I thought this one would be the easiest. I think of them as the smallest. Yeah. I think of them as, I don't know what I'm doing here, but I think of them as lightly.

It just feels like a more genuine breading The breading is not as thick Like the McDonald's one is like almost like a shield of armor So I'm not excited And I was at my parents' house last night My dad going under the knife right about now I'm glad this is what I'm doing While my dad is having a very serious procedure done

Serious I mean I can I text them To support I was at you can yes I was at my parents house last night And my mom my wife not happy with this They're like this doesn't seem healthy Why'd you agree to this? Why did? And I'm like I actually had a lot of options

I picked it Juju put it on the poll. Who's more likely to die today? Chris or Greg. This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucats podcast. Today feels like a fun day. I know it's been fun all week, but today especially feels like a fun day.

We have a challenge happening right now. Number two. Chris Cody's got to eat 99 chicken nuggets before the end of the show. Has to attempt to. It's a gray line. Well, how do we just? judge attempting. Right now you're looking at it. He's doing it. If it's an authentic effort

like we'll see. We don't want Chris throwing off on camera. What does this come to? Well, we will. What is this come to? Billy ate an onion and went to the hospital for three days. And we're attempting. I'm essentially... It's Zoron's Miami. Christ Almighty. Respectfully speaking, Billy didn't want

to eat the onion. He was forced to, which is the point. He needs to be forced to eat. We have a Chris Cody counter by the way up in the corner. But here's the thing about Chris, I know this about Chris, okay? I've spent a lot of time with Chris. Me and him have broken a lot of bread together. He's a big guy, okay?

But he doesn't eat that much. For real? He's a guy that eats very, very small. I do all my real eating and hiding. Yeah, like, when I'm in public, when I'm in public, you look at me, you're like, that's a normal? He eats normal. His caloric intake inside the car is astronomical.

Oh, man, it's gross. You should see it in between my seats. Oh, yeah. The fried carcasses. I took a ride with him. There was an entire cheesy Gordina crunch. Every once in a while, I'll just do a gander down there, and it's just a... That's when I know I need my car clean.

Chris's car has a whole fast food service thing like... Got a menu. Like Richie Rich. It's like, just right there in the car. It's like, hello, Mr. Cody, what do you have today? The usual? I reached back to get the seatbelt, and it was just a Mountain Dew Baja Bass. Are you doing any dipping?

I'm starting with ranch. They don't have Polynesian. We are not prepared for them. Oh, wow. We can't. I can't work like that from. I can't work like... I can't work like...

I want to point out something that probably isn't going to tickle that many people, but it tickles us. So yesterday, there were actually nuggets in the building. Say, hey, pack these up and save them for Chris for tomorrow for his big challenge. And as they put them in the fridge, there was a conversation, should there be a note placed upon it saying, Gino, do not eat these because Gino Fuentes is notorious. Oh, he's a fridge thief? He's notorious. He's notorious. No, At the lunch, whenever the lunch isn't finished, you never wonder why there aren't any leftovers in the fridge the next day? Yeah, I do wonder, like, who takes the leftovers? Gino Fuentes.

Wow, you're outing, my boy. Have you right now? I am, but I'm here to defend him because, of course, no note was left. And of course, the nuggets were eaten. And everyone said, Gino. And I said, nope, this is like saying there was a shark attack. You guys went in the water. You knew what it was when you went in.

Shark did shark things. Look, Billy said, watch out for Gino for a reason. Well, certainly around food. That's a non-negotiable one right there. You have to watch out around Gino when it comes to you. I'm happy now. I got my fried nuggets here. I got some chick.

Okay. No, no, this is not Polynesian. This is Chick-fil-A, so I can't work like this. Yeah, I know. Chris doesn't like Chick-fil-Azo. I don't. Who does? It's right.

I do. It's okay. To me, it's combining two unnecessary condiments. I'm not a big honey mustard guy, not a big barbecue guy. Oh, honey mustard. Come on. Yeah, not for me, Flav. Okay.

Throwback. Mike, thoughts on the revelation of the college football playoff rankings version 1.0. Do you want the national perspective or the homerific Miami one? It's local hour, baby. You know what I want. I'm actually fine with where Miami is ranked, although in the top 25, you have a handful of teams that have the same record as another team that they played head-to-head. And in every case, but one, the team that won the head-to-head matchup was ranked over the team. team that lost. What was the one? Miami

Notre Dame. Now, I actually think that there was encouraging messaging from the committee. They said that they need to see a more consistent Miami. The good news for Miami is there's a month left in the season and they can't lose another game. It's pointless right now to have these conversations

about comparing resume. Not pointless. I mean, it's good water cooler talk but if Miami doesn't go 4-0 they don't belong in the discussion. Period. Full stop. That being said, It's a little confusing, but I do think that if Miami puts together clean football for a month, they'll be in that discussion. Right now, over the last month, because you've got to include a bye week there, Miami has played well for two quarters.

That's what the CFP has seen recently, and they're taking the recent stuff into account. Let me ask you something. If the Keynes win their final four games, does that jump you seven spots? because that's what the Cains need. They need to jump seven spots. College football is wacky, but I do think that... Do you see Notre Dame falling in the rankings? No.

I only see them climbing. Only climbing. I mean, they have a tough game against Pitt, a common opponent that Miami will close the season with. And they play... Pitt plays Georgia Tech as well. That's a huge game. Three straight weeks, Pitt is playing against teams that are trying to...

Georgia Tech's got three ranked opponents to close a year. Georgia Tech has a couple of big games. So as a Keynes fan, you're ruined for Pitt here. I actually think Notre Dame winning isn't all that bad If Notre Dame wins out They're going to be No no I mean like

You're room for Pitt to get wins You want them to knock off Georgia Tech You want them You want the Keynes to eventually beat Pitt In the final game It's like okay this is a good win I think the committee is told you They actually value head-to-head matchups

The one example is Miami But if Miami puts together A Month of Clean Football In which they have a good solid point differential I think they'll be in that discussion I really do They were in that discussion last year without the resume that they have this year, without the defense that they have this year.

Yeah, but like what were the Keynes going into that last week where they lost to Syracuse? What were they ranked? I think they were certainly in CFP position. Right. So, I mean, that's a major difference. Yeah, but look, they're 18 right now. You need to get inside the top 11. I think that that can happen.

People, look what happened with Texas. I told you guys on the air a month and a half ago. They're already pouring dirt on Texas's grave. Watch this SEC. If you're going to lose, lose early. Watch this SEC work. They're talking out of both sides of their mouth, too, because it matters what you've done recently.

Now, Texas hasn't lost recently, but they went to overtime against Mississippi State. They barely got over the line against Kentucky. They almost blew it against Vanderbilt. They're going to help these SEC teams, and we'll fight that propaganda fight, but Mario and company need to do their job. I feel pretty good about Miami's argument once it gets to that point.

Also, national perspective, don't understand the Oregon thing. Their best one is against Northwest. Western. They're doing the exact same shit that they did last year with Missou in ranking Tennessee. Tennessee's best win is against Mississippi State. They have no business being ranked. They are only ranked number 25 so three teams can say they have a ranked victory. And it's Tennessee. This is how it works. But I'm encouraged because a lot of people, I love the national narrative and I love the discourse, a lot of people are

seizing on, hey, this doesn't make sense. These two teams played. That should matter. So you got a month to play good football. I like where Miami's at. I think the tough part for Keynes fans that you don't control your own destiny, right? You're hoping that things happen ahead of you and you're like, oh man, hoping a lot of things happen. Hopefully Pitt can beat somebody. Hopefully the Keynes can beat Pitt. Hopefully Virginia Tech and upset somebody somewhere. And it's like, I think it'll all work out. It's college football. What you're pretty funny is like, what happens if Pitt just wins all those games? Because then they'd be a two lost team with wins over Notre Dame, Georgia Tech, and Miami in their last three weeks. Well, what happens is if they went all those

games they play Virginia on the AST championship, right? Well, fellas, Miami closes the season with Pitt. No, but I'm saying... I'm saying if they win... They had three games left and they're all Notre Dame Georgia Tech Miami. If they somehow pull off an upset of all three, like we're rooting for Pitt right now, but they might just be the team that's sort of the sleeping

giant in this entire scenario. They only have two losses and one of them's at overtime. And the CFP argument would be they're a totally different team after they made the quarterback change too. I don't know. I don't know, man. Do we want Notre Dame to lose to Pitt? I think the argument to be made is you want Notre Dame to keep winning. And I know I'm in the minority. A lot of

people think that you want Pitt to keep winning to set up a big important game at the end of the season. I think you call Checkmate on the CFP committee and they've kind of tipped their hand with how they value head-to-heads everywhere else and their own words is they need to see a more consistent Miami. Thankfully

you have a month to show them. So you put yourself in that position and you dare them to do what they did a month prior, which is ranked Notre Dame ahead of Miami. So if we're talking about how much they value head-to-heads, all right? How much does head-to-head weigh up against what you look like in the beginning of the season versus what you look like now?

But now is not what the end of the season looks like. Look at what a month did to Texas. They were dead in the water. A national punchline, they didn't even have to look good in these games. They beat an injured John Mateer and barely made it out against the likes of historical punchlines in the SEC, Kentucky, Mississippi State, and Vanderbilt. They almost do that game. Yeah, well, Georgia's got to find out.

Georgia's got to find out in traveling to Stark Vegas this week. No, Mississippi State is a tough team. It's not easy, but they're not a blue blood in the SEC. I think a lot can happen in a month. A month is a very long time. November is historically wacky in this sport. I think if Miami puts itself in position to go 4-0, look good in those games, they'll be undeniable if Notre Dame keeps winning.

And I know more people think that Pitt keeping on winning and setting up a clash against Miami will matter. And then we'll do that whole thing where Miami's win against Pittsburgh isn't that impressive because it'll drag Pittsburgh down. So I don't even want to be in that scenario. I think your best path is Notre Dame looking like the best team in the country and you having that win under your cap. What's chat about Miller Light? That's right. Football season is in high gear. The leaves are turning.

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I thought he was going two at a time. That was my plan. In my mind, these nuggets were half these sides. If you weren't listening to the local, uh, during the, excuse me, during the shadow show. He had not looking good. Yeah, Chris, Chris said his wife and his mom both expressed concern about this challenge. I'm cooking right now, 14 in. That's a pretty good.

Your eyes are watering a bit. Oh, no, no, I'm already knowing that I'm going to hate all of today. Did they get you the Polynesian sauce? No, but I don't even know if I wanted it at this point. I think I'm about to ditch the ranch. Have you considered, you know, doing the, you know, the Nathan's hot dog eating move where you... Dunk it into the water? Don't do that.

Don't do that. I'm not there yet. We're not there yet. We're not that desperate. And also, that's more about speed more than number. That's about like I need to get all of these in now in the shortest amount of time rather than... Also, I see the chat filling up here with... It should be a group effort.

with everyone in the room. What? I mean, it's his punishment. I see that it's like comment after comment, it's like, he does not have the YouTube channel. Don't get me wrong. Liar. I would love to comment after comment. I'm looking at it right here.

I would love to partake, but I don't want to ruin the integrity of the challenge here. No, I'll course to do that. We'll keep going here. Here are all the head-to-head matchups inside the CFP where the committee got it right. Alabama is a number four. they're ahead of number five Georgia. Why? Because they beat Georgia. Number five, Georgia is ahead of number six Ole Miss. Why? Because they beat Ole Miss. Number 11, Texas is ahead of number 12 Oklahoma. Why? They beat Oklahoma. USC, number 19, ahead of number 21 Michigan. They have a head-to-head victory.

Michigan is ahead of Washington because they beat Washington. Miami is eight spots behind Notre Dame. They are the lone outlier. Look, I'm for Miami. Okay. I want them in. Let's make that abundantly clear. But all of those examples you just gave, like Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, and the team that won is ahead of them, those teams are all playing well right now. Notre Dame's playing well. The Keynes are not. Exactly. And hence they're eight spots more. Which is why Miami needs to play well for a month to be in this argument, because I think Miami is properly ranked right now. I think so too. If this is the end of the season, you can throw your arms up and say, why doesn't the head-to-head matter? It's what you're going

off right now. The committee themselves said they need to see a more consistent Miami for us to entertain that discussion. Give them that reason to entertain that discussion. They'll be fine. The hardest thing that Miami has in front of them, because we can talk about permutations and how the propaganda machine works for the Big Ten and the SEC and how the hell is Oregon rank number nine? None of that shit matters. The hardest thing for Miami to do is bounce back from the loss at SMU and run the table the rest of the way. If they do that, I feel good. That is a huge mountain for them to climb. the committee because they took off their hats and put it on that hat rack.

Yes, they're crispy white hats that they were given as they walked into the facility just for the photo off. Somebody asked yesterday, how do you know whose hat is who? Because they're not taking any of those hats home. The hats stayed on the rack. They left. What do you guys think about this strategy? I go ham on the chicken for this first local hour.

Like actual ham? I take big suey off. You can't take it off. And hour to one, we go back at it. Well, what would go in ham? Like, what would your goal then be by the end of the local hour? 30 I got 22 minutes So then you have to do

Okay so then you're saying you did 30 The first half of the day Yes And then you want to do 60 the second half You have no change You know I'm just trying to put a good effort Your pace of well You're at 16 you're doing good

You're doing good But I don't know if I can keep this pace Why not? We have to figure out at some point in this show What will qualify as completing the challenge 40? 909 No no 99 that's the punishment It's not like have Chris eat lunch early

It's a punishment for losing at the Dentex? You know what? It needs to be 51%. I got to ask this question. That is such an out 51%. It's a weak effort. That is weak.

Let me ask the question. Sucker. Bronz-Stromen, yes. That would make him a sucker, right? Hold on. Braun Strowman yesterday. We asked him, do you have any advice for Chris? And he talked about fasting.

And he talked about drinking water. I did drink a bunch of water this morning. Okay. And then I peed when I got in. I felt like my stomach was wide open. Did you fast at all yesterday? No. You had dinner.

I heard that the fasting. thing was not like, I saw in the comments. Yeah, I don't think that helps. The comments, as a guy who's doing it, Michael Jordan has given you insights to excellence. And you're going to say no? Let me listen to the comments. So many times in my life, I'm always like, I am so hungry. I'm going to eat a house. And then you eat, like,

when you're that hungry, you don't eat as much. Yeah. Why are we doing 99, by the way? It's because of Joey Chestnut. This all came from Joey Chestnut ate 99 nuggets. I believe it a baseball game in the span of 10 minutes. And so we added the Joey Chestnut challenge. But it's a challenge.

Like, this is where we will all need to determine where I like, I actually like our ruling on 51. Gets him to 51 nuggets over the course of a few hours. Then he's only doing half of the punish. It's a ridiculous challenge that nobody could do. The whole point is that nobody can do it. Well, Joey Chestnut. Yeah, but he's just 10 minutes. No, nobody could do it.

I'll tell you, I think I have the answer, all right? And I think it's a, the timing is appropriate here. This is a committee right here. This is a committee You are a judge Hold on Can we get a hat rack in here? This is a committee

And if we get to a place Where the committee decides That an acceptable effort Has been made to achieve the goal Then I think you're good An update on the challenge for Joey Chestnut So he was challenged to do a 99 in nine So 99 nuggets in nine

Nine innings, yeah He ate 275 Damn What a show off Damn. 99 and 10 minutes. Damn. I just, you guys are making me have less energy for this.

If I, if I think that, if I don't, if I put in a great effort, I eat 65. Okay, but 65 is 51. Tell me, I got to do the next week. Like, that's horse. Chris, you're Miami Hurricanes football right now, right? Hors shit. The only thing you can do is win out. That's horse.

And hope the committee sees kindly on your most recent escapades. But complaining about it like certain people, that ain't going to help. You just got to go out there and win, baby. By the way, have we ever had the 9-99 challenge as one of the punishments? We should do that as a punishment. I wanted to do it, man. What is that? It's like, you go to a baseball game, and you have nine hot dogs.

Baseball is not happening right now. When it was happening. I just see everything. Nine hot dogs. Went to ball. And nine beers. Oof. Over the course of 90.

No way. So it's a, a dog and a beer. A dog and a beer. With 99 nuggets this morning. No one said it's got to be the tall boy beer, right? No one's got to say it's going to be a Dodge or. dog, a regular hot dog, and a regular beer, one for inning. How many innings do you think you get into?

So, essentially, one per inning, one of each per inning. How many innings? Four. Four? Come on. You're going four beers, four dogs. Beer, beer, like, sits in my stomach. A beer's really heavy for me. That's why I drink the brown stuff.

Okay. I got this hair on my chest. My man. You got hair on that chest? No, I got hair on this chest. I'll show you later. I love the way we improv here, man. It's a co-wrack.

Yeah, that works. It'll work. Yeah, you get four hats on that. Okay. I'll let you have to spit it. Man, I am just searching this for like the smallest nuggets. Chris, what you need to do? A little advice, you need to swap, right?

You need to go one fried nugget, one grilled nugget. One fried nugget, one fried nugget, one grilled nugget. Okay. Balance out the palate. Yeah, make it enjoy what you're eating. Oh, yeah. Enjoy it. All right, guys.

Enjoy these. Everyone, come put your hats on this thing. I don't take my hat on. You're not, because you're Miami. Why doesn't he take his hat off? He can't. He's not the committee. My belly button in my hat.

Yeah, that's not coming on. What? That's the thing. Well, there's two things I never give up. My belly button in my hat. I'll show you anything else. Everyone put your hats in. Come on.

Go ahead. We're going to be impartial with this. This is the show that we're going to judge you. Who are my guys I can trust here? Jeremy's in my pocket. Are you turning it to your dad? I need your support. Jeremy's in my pocket for sure.

Roy, I feel. like we'll have pity on me. So I just need one more vote. I need three. So we got one, two, three, four, five, six. Six hats here. Six votes. So I need three.

If I tie, I win. I need four to go to the runner. I need four to go against me to lose. It should be an odd number. It should be seven. Says, you're bald? Your fault? Yes, I'm bald.

I choose to be bald. What? It's really nice out there. Kristen can vote also. No, it's this room. Right here. It's got to be someone with a hat. Two, four, six, seven people.

That's who you're voting on right now. Well, no, if we give him a vote, then he's going to vote for himself. There's a dog in here. That's why I said she has a vote. The dog doesn't have a hat. You got to have a hat. How else will we know you're impartial? We've got to find a seventh person with a hat.

Maybe it's Gino. I can't trust Gino. You can't trust Gino. Guys like the hamburger. Nugget burglar. This is what I want to do. We're going to do the secret ballot style, but not one vote. do multiple rounds of this so i want everybody to write on a piece of paper not you chris how many

constitutes chris completing the challenge i should get a vote i'm in this room you don't get a vote you don't get a vote you're not in the room you're you want to vote you take off the hat take off the hat and will we then average it out based on what everyone writes out i like that we jeremy roy help me out let's go we we don't average it out we go one round and then we have a discussion and then we have another round of like a committee yes like a committee or should it be like whichever number gets the most votes so if people duplicate a number then you can eliminate

from there. I think the average is probably better. I like talking it out and then having a final vote after that. So for now just give me a number don't confer with one another. What number you're going to put on that sheet? 14! It was that. So bad.

Just put it on the sheet. If you are your father's son. Fold it up and bring it home back. Nuggets are so big. I swear, they're messing with me here. They double battered them or something. Double battered? No, they're not that.

Whenever you can see the flesh. If I take a... Never mind. I was going to say if I bite it in half, is that count as two? No, it counts as half. Smoking reduces appetite, right? This is going to be 21? Cigarettes, yes.

Yeah, that's, yeah. Black and mild cigarettes, anything like that. That'll make you eat less, right? Well, we were talking about fasting. Like, the trick is to expand your stomach. You're actively averaging a nugget a minute. That's a pretty good clip, man. I'm already hating life guys.

That's what I'm saying. That'll fall off a cliff pretty quickly. Well, he just got to stay in that mode. He just said he wants to take all the Big Suey off. Yeah, that would be a bad. If you do that, that's a horrible strategy. I can take a step outside, you know. Do we have those votes in?

Do you want me to collect ballots? Can someone from outside the room come collect the ballots to ensure the security? Ernst & Young over here. The pace is making me want to. to change my number. I love how small this is. I found a small one. Beautiful. Speaking of smoking cigarettes, Tony, you got a top five

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Stugats. Mike, are you doing something like this right now? I lost a lot of weight doing intermittent fasting and low carb, so now I'm getting back to it. But how much in that six to eight hour window, how much can you eat? Unlimited? If I could just eat unlimited, I'd do that. That'd be fun. For six to eight hours.

You can't eat unlimited. Try me. No, no, I mean. This is the Dunlabor show with the Stugats. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Number five. long haul trucker

Oh yeah That guy's just smoking in the car That's what I'm saying No he doesn't They don't They got a great job You just put the window down Light up and just cruise baby

That's not a cigarette break Because he's working While doing No no no the top five Is top five jobs You can smoke a cigarette Oh while doing Okay sorry

So long haul trucker number five Number four Line cook That's disgusting That's disgusting It's not happening It's made with love They step outside

They step right outside the door. I've worked at these restaurants, guys. The back door, it's always kind of, it stays open, but it has one of those, like, what's the thing? A door? A door? At the restaurants. At the restaurants.

It's like the plastic that, like, covers the doorway that they can like. Like the sheets of plastic that you can. You guys haven't worked at restaurants. You guys haven't worked at a restaurant. I have a sneaking suspicion. Chris is trying to overcome two different obstacles. You guys have, maybe performance enhancers? You guys have a, you guys haven't worked at a restaurant.

You guys haven't worked there. Number three, Tony. Shit's kicking in, huh, bud? That's why the ice were watering. I told you. Two's too much, man. Number three, a security guard. At a bar, like a security guard, some sort of like a doorman, bouncer, just rip a sick no matter what.

Just be out there. That's your ID? Let me see. Yeah, no, I'm with it. I've seen it. A little 20 underneath the ID. There you go. You're good.

What happened to me? Moes back in the Grove. RIP Mose Mose, by the way. Moose Juice. It's a different No, good. Again, Brower guys, don't get it. Waterdale County, possibly. I apologize. Number two, Tony.

Number two. Ray Charles over here. Radio producer. Oh, smoke break with my... He had to go out and take a smoke break. No, it's not. What? Back in the day, you can't smoke in these students. Back in the day, you could. Do you know how flammable

the reels were? Back in the day, you couldn't. Cooks are not smoking over the food. Mike, you see he produces my campus tour show. Does he does? Oh, my God. Let's go! That man has a pinching.

Tell him we said a load. I will. He loves everybody here. Is he so working out? He loves everybody here. He looks good for a while. Is he Jack right now? I don't know.

He's in Bristol. I'm where I am. I don't know. Does he still have that lump on his head? I don't know. He doesn't see him. I haven't asked him about the lump. But he runs the board for me every Saturday morning.

Tony, the number one job you can smoke. Cig. Construction worker. You're just out there plowing away with the jackhammer. But you got it outside and it's like also ashing the cigarette as you hit the jackhammer too. Question for you. Missing from your list. Police detective.

Show up on the scene. Oh my God. There's a third one this week. They light it up. You're right. When they're typing up the reports too. I was a doctor too. Oh, doctor.

Doctors. How many times do you see at the hospital you pass by and there's doctor smoking outside? That's a break, though. Not while they're working. Doctor used to be smoking in the office. When you sit down and it's like, it's terminal cancer. Exactly. You get it.

You get it. What could it pay? No clue. Above my brigade, I got to put you on a specialist. I got to send you to a specialist. I love it, man. No, man, it is, it's funny. I don't smoke.

I've never smoked. And yet there is a nostalgia that I feel about like. The haze of the smoke. You used to go into a bar. Did you feel you were missing out when I was like, hey, you want to go get a cig? No, well, not really, but it was more so, Zaz. I remember when you go to a bar and you open that door and it was just like a fog. And you really couldn't see.

Are there a lot of people in here? Not so many people. How many girls? How many guys? You couldn't tell because the smoke made everything mysterious. And then you got to the bar and then you turned around like, oh, didn't know you were there and you stack up a conversation. Now I open the door, boom, I see everything. The mystery has been removed.

I don't know, man. I don't remember walking into places and I couldn't see anyone because of the cigarettes smoke. You weren't at the right place. Come on, man. Oh, well, I had bartender back in the day, by it. Bartender, yeah. Love a bartender. What do you want?

Mm-hmm. That never happened. Like, at the bar? A bartender smoking a cigarette? They might take a cigarette break. They're not at the, like, what bar are you guys going to? Where they're like, what can I get you? Ash and you drinks.

How about a guy playing slide guitar for a band at a bar? Yep. Cover band, for sure. That cover band still happened. Good answer. Show me slide guitar. player. By the way, going back to grilled, mistake.

I'm done with these. Grills. Once you get into the fried space. You can't be done with them, though. You need them because there's not enough fried ones. I just ate one where I had the feeling of is this fully cooked. Gino's going to have to pay for more nuggets, right? Guys.

Chris is definitely slowing down. His posture has changed. I don't like that. And he's got sunglasses on. Guys, I have five votes in front of me, even though there should have been six plus mine. Oh, you didn't give me your vote. Oh, yeah. Okay, you want to write it down?

Write it down, please. Just say it. No, no, no, no. We're doing this the right way. What are you doing? Just say it, he said. We're going to delay the update on the vote for a second because I do want to talk to Jeremy.

How many chrises do we need on video, guys? We got it. Again, that's the preview. Yeah, that's the preview. Yeah, that's why you got the sunglasses. Oh, boy. How many MGs? Be real.

20. You got two of those? Wow. Fentes was like, just one. I'm like, get out of here, you child. Oh, my God. Tony, All-Star Weekend. It happens, buddy.

I'm having flashbacks. So, Jeremy, I want to talk to you about yesterday's Bulls versus Sixers game. Great game came down to the wire. Nikola Vucevich hits a game winner, right, from the corner. And we get this, yeah, Russian. We get the call from Stacey King, who does a great job with Adam Amin on the local call for the Bulls, but on the call, Stacey King to express, oh, do we have it? Oh, yeah, let's hear it.

Again, the grizzled veteran steps off and hits the biggest shot of the season. Oh, my goodness, Elizabeth, I'm coming again, Elizabeth. Oh, Lord. It's the big with Elizabeth, the cardiac bulls. I'm sorry, he was doing what? That call. That's Stacy King. Roy, are you, wait, hold on, because Jeremy did not get the reference.

I didn't get the reference. Oh, Sanford and Son. It's just that there's a couple of words missing. You think Roy's not going to get a reference? I like that. I like that he doesn't get the reference because it's not a perfect reference with every single word. You never? I didn't know that reference.

Did you know Sanford and Son existed? Yeah, of course. Okay. But I did not. You didn't watch Sanford's Sun? No. What do you know about that red fox? So I didn't know the reference.

And so when I first heard the audio, I realized once he said the cardiac bulls that clearly this was a reference to, I guess, having a heart attack. But when you first listened to that sound, if you are a young person or someone who did not keep up with pop culture in your time, you don't know what it is that he's talking about when he's yelling, I'm coming, Elizabeth! Oh, Lord! That in the club. Yeah.

I was, I think there's a risk in making references, particularly. particularly older references to where you can end up sounding like I just did. Look, to me, because Stacey King does this a lot, whenever they have a clutch shot or a big moment. He does do the Red Fox reference, but. He's old enough to know the reference, though. I'm not going to, I don't know, I don't know if Stacey can get it. Me? Or he is?

Stacey can get a lot of. He can know the reference. That's not the premise. What about the audience? What about the people watching? That's my concern. The young people watching NBA League pass. who were like 22 years old

and are just hearing the announcer yell. No, no, no, no, no. He's old enough to get it correct, which he did not. Roy has taken this to another place. I don't expect Stacey King to get any quote right, man. I'm just happy he got it in the general vicinity.

Now, the thing is, Jeremy, because he's been doing it for years, my expectation will be at least for the local Bulls fan. They know. They may not even know what the reference is from, but they know what he's referring to versus like you parachuting in or maybe the internet or whatever.

It is a funny quote, though, to say it the way he is. Guys, I'm really concerned about Chris and I'm not concerned about the nuggets. He's in bad shape, man. It's not about the nuggets. Everyone's an eating expert in here. They're like, stand up. I told me he's got to stand up.

Let the food digest go all the way down. Mike got me warm water. Everyone's an expert. All right, here we go, guys. Time to update. Vote number one for Chris to this is to claim he's completed the challenge. The challenge is 99 nuggets.

Vote number one says 69. Hey, hey, hey, yeah. What you, butthead? Vote number two. It's a sticky note, hold on. 60. Vote number three. Oh, a lot of sticky notes.

You guys got excited. There's a note. Oh, please. Come on, where's my Jeremy? That was so soft. That was it right there. Jeremy? I needed to do it.

And this is an anonymous vote. 99. The refs cheated in Miami versus SMU. Oh, yeah. That was Jeremy. I wonder who that was. Jeremy, UCF. 98.

Wow. Jerk. Zazzle. 99 problems. And then the final one is 60. All right, so we got two 60s. Hold on. What if that's upside down?

Hold on a second. Oh, yeah, that'll be nine. Wait. I mean, but he's no, San Diego. No, no, no, 60. I mean, you said. He said 69, 60, 51, 99, 98, 99, and 60, which is seven votes. There are six people here.

Well, Gino is a seven vote. Oh, Gino was? Yeah, we put his hat right here. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, we got to have seven votes, man. It has to be. You can't have an even number.

You don't know what he voted. He might have wrote 51. He could have said the refs cheated in Dallas. Yeah. It's true. He's been saying it all week. I kind of feel like 51 is way too low. Let's average them out.

51 is too low. I'm also going to say, look, guys. Averaging it out would not go off. As much as, because, you know, they do this. The average is 77. It's 76.5. Let's go with 60. Yeah, but how do you do it on government?

You need a super majority, right? Well, this is how some voting systems work. This is not the government. They throw out the low and they throw out the high and we take the middle. The mode. We get the extremists out. We get the extremists out. I think that would go even worse.

Whatever percentage the guy from New York got last night, that's the percentage. of the 99 Nuggets I have to eat. I forgot which one the moat is. The mode is the one that appears the most. The moat is the average. The mean is the average. And the median is the one that's right in the middle. The median is the one that's right in the middle. The media is in the middle of the street. Meen L. Hassan. Yesterday. Yesterday English? Today math. So for what it's worth, if we're looking for... It's not going to matter. A grade, right? If we're talking about what would be a passing grade. Do we count that as a D or a C? Because if it's a C and we're

going at 70% that's 69 nuggets. That's also the median of this group. Right. The problem Jeremy is I went to school at Georgia Tech and we had a class called CS50-0-1. We called it the Widowmaker. And your goal in that class was just to get a D

because as they said at Georgia Tech, D is for done. So I would be inclined to say that 60% is what we're looking for. Super majority. So that's going to be 59 nuggets. Deal. 59.4.

I'm comfortable with that. We've got to do another round of voting, Chris. We're going to update it later in the show. But we'll do another round. It's just like conclave? In the meantime, you got to keep eating. You can't stop. If you stop, you're just going to screw yourself over.

You think I want to stop? Yes, I do. I think you want to stop. I said it breathlessly. You think I want to stop? Oh, man. So, local hour. Hockey's back jack.

I did not like my wake up this morning, man. This is how, especially recently, you make all the jokes you want about me looking older, I don't care. I think I got a Benjamin Button's thing going on, but whatever. That's neither here nor there. I've noticed recently the most clear-cut sign of getting old, I'm fading for these late games. I can't stay up anymore for these games. Like the heater on a West Coast trip right now, the Panthers are on a West Coast trip right now. I used to just be like, nice, got something cool to watch late night.

And now it's, yeah, I got no chance staying up for that game. I fell asleep last night, mid-first period of the Panther game. And so the first thing I did when I woke up this morning, I see the score is 7-3. I'm like, damn it. Like, I hate not being able to see my team play. I'm getting old. I mean, I don't know if you know that. It's hard, man.

Like, this is wet, East Coast living? I can't do it, man. I fell asleep last night again trying to watch these games. I don't know how y'all do it, man. That's why the West Coast is the best coast. You get that? Everything's done nice and early, man. You know, by that Lord's time zone. It's right here.

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