The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

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Cuervo. This is the Dan Leventor Show with the StuGuts Podcast. Hello. Hey, Billy. Hi. Hello. Hey, Billy. Hi. Hello.

Happy Friday, everybody. God bless Friday. Woo. Oh, we can't do that anymore. Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, last episode's out today. God bless football. Metal art, check it out.

Subscribe, all that stuff. Yes. See you guys later. Yeah. You're done with us? Today's your last day? Thank God. Well, not yet.

Not yet. Not yet. Not used to. I mean, Billy. No, not yet. Thanks, Tony. Not yet. Not you still, Billy. No, you can stay. I gotta be surprised. I didn't expect to be sitting in this seat today. Why? Whenever Dan's not here, I like this seat.

I'm comfortable in this seat. Israel sits in that seat. When Dan's not here, most people sit in that seat because I don't want to sit in that seat. Why is that? Because the show is the Dan LeBattard show, Wits 2 Gods, and I hang off to the Dan Leventhal Show with Stu Gotz, and I hang off to the side like a little, like a toenail,

and so here I am. This is me, like on the side of Dan's foot. Okay. That's just disgusting. It is. Yeah, last time I was on the show, Stu, you were in Dan's seat and I was in your seat. Really?

Yeah. Valhalla. So we got the text yesterday saying, you want to sit in the studio with Stugatz? And I was like, yes. I just assumed I'd be sitting in Stugatz's seat. And like three minutes ago, he's like, so you're going to sit and dance?

See, today I'm like, sure, I guess. You're in charge, Billy. We're all just going to stare at you and see where we go next. That's not great for everyone involved, because the things that I have written down are side view mirrors are too advanced, learning to play hockey, worst things that you stepped on barefoot, obscure bumper stickers,

the rehearsal, which is everyone wants to talk about the rehearsal. Don't forget about my favorite, Sidney Sweeney's bath water soap. Oh wow. I saw that. Don't leave out the Knicks. We'll get there maybe.

Taylor's at the game, should we have him zoom in and tell us about it? He did go to the game last night. He's still there? He is still there. He got a face value ticket. And that's a bad job out of his friend, who only charged him face value.

When you have gold in your hand, sell it for the price of gold. OK? Even to friends? I mean, yeah. Yes. Yes. He told me how he got it. And it was kind of a funny story of who got it for him

and how it is that he got it. I thought it was a very nice gesture, particularly because I don't think this person is particularly close to Taylor and got him a face value ticket. If you were getting him a ticket, you would upcharge him? If I was getting a ticket and the person that was supposed to come with me couldn't go and I knew that ticket was worth $1,500, I'm not selling it unless it's, you know, a brother or my best friend. I'm charging you, absolutely, yes. How does he know what face value is?

There's not physical tickets that show you the dollar amount on it, so whatever he tells you the amount is, that's what he says the amount is, right? That's what you believe. How about if it's a friend, you bring that friend for free so that they owe you, and for here going forward, you know they owe you one,

and they owe you one, they could be about $3,000. That's a big OU. It's a big IOU. You want a big IOU in your life. You want to have one of those on lock. But you really need to trust the friend that you're bringing. Well, it depends on how close that friend is. Because you put me in that spot and I make an IOU,

I'm going to sit in that seat for free, enjoy the game and never pay you back. What is the level of an IOU for bringing someone to the Eastern Conference Finals for free? In New York, at Madison Square Garden. Helping you move from one walk up to another walk up, probably. Move is a good one.

I like that. I think it's killing me. Like, hey, my back is killing me, I need you to help me take the sofa. Right, and then you pay a guy and you send him over. You send the mover over, an actual mover. Yeah. Hey, where's Taylor?

Hold on, did Billy just say it's like a hit? Yeah, he wants to kill somebody. No, I didn't want to, I wouldn't want to, that's why I would bring my friend to the Eastern Conference Finals. So that way one day, he'd keep your hands clean. That favor, he'd just kinda get rid of this person a little bit, you know what I mean?

That makes sense. Yeah, no, you know exactly what you mean and I'm a little bit afraid. Well, no, I wouldn't kill you. I wouldn't kill anyone, obviously. I would take someone to a basketball game instead. Billy kill. You do that with anything that is somewhat sounding

like my name. I do, yes. You yesterday called me Billy Pill. Right, well, you were talking about drugs. I mean. Really? That is true. What were you talking about drugs for? Well check out the latest episode of Godless Football Subscribe now.

We were talking about Stephon Diggs and how a statement was made about the pink stuff that was on the boat with him and he had pink substance on the boat with him. What was that? I had to go around and ask people what it was cause I admitted on the show I was like, I know this might shock a lot of people.

I know you see Billy, you're like, that's a big drug guy. But I'm not a big drug guy, so I had to go around and I had to ask people what it was. And who gave you the answer? A surprising source, to be honest with you. Has anyone considered that it was a gender reveal? No. No. People were revealing their genders that day,

for sure, on that boat, but it was not, I don't think that. Surprise! It's a girl. The pink stuff makes you take your clothes off, is what you're saying? I'm saying clothes seem to be coming off on some of those videos that we saw. Whether the pink stuff was leading to the clothes coming off

or not is anyone's, you know, guess. But what was it? I mean, the pink? It's called Toosie. What is Toosie? If you don't know. If you don't know, you. But what was it? I mean, the pink? It's called Toosie. What is Toosie? If you don't know. If you don't know, you don't know? Well, like a battery size?

Educate, yeah, educate. I don't know anything. No, you don't know anything. You looked it up. You're making yourself sound more suspicious. Did I look anything up? Is he? Do I have anything?

That's a picture of you, Billy. He's just looking at you. I'm trying to help him here, and he doesn't understand. I think he thinks he's trying to help us. No, I was told in my ear. I didn't look anything. I'm just saying.

Usually the stuff that's either pink or purple that I hear about in songs is in double styrofoam cups with liquid. It's not just spread everywhere. Purple drank? Oh boy. Yeah, no, he's right. I've heard. I think Chris Cody is stealing my unassigned parking spot and it's a conversation that we could have had off-air

Someone's taking mine. Okay, it's like I like we like to be both like the park next to a pillar Yeah, so if that if you should have parked in Dan's today, I mean, I don't have access to this garage I thought you go left of the pillar. No, I so here's the thing We have to park in a different garage And we walk over here the peasant garage. I think the peasant garage Yeah, makes you wonder how long do you work here before you're out of the peasant? But we're 19 years about Kristen works in oh, I know She's in charge of assigning the party spaces, and she gave herself the parking wait Kristen has a spot in this garage

Yeah, yeah, she really do gots is strong in her. So does Carmen. Wow. She's not even here. Who? Yeah, well, that's not nice. Yeah, come on. No, I didn't hear that. They're trying to hide out there.

The camera will find them. I didn't say who, like, who is that person. I didn't hear the name that came out of your mouth. OK. Who was it? So any who, there's not a sign parking that other garage. And as a result, we kind of just have our spaces that we like and now we all have to change spaces.

Because Jason steals my spot all the time too. He's a back end guy too. Who? Jason's a big back end guy. He's either eating all our food or stealing our spaces. I hate the back end guy. Roy's one of those. Why do you have to back into a parking spot?

OK. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I only back in when I don't have anybody behind me. You realize the time you're saving on the way out, you're wasting on the front end. I love this conversation. You're right. I will come out and I will admit,

I am a back-in guy at times. Also, depending on the car I'm driving, I'm a back-in guy. Right. Now, the backing in and the spaces in this garage make absolutely no sense because they're angled so it's so inconvenient to leave because you have to drive sideways against traffic. It's not it makes no sense to back into the spaces in this garage. I think the back end guy though is just in general that person is selfish because you have to do a three-point turn at times to get into

the spot. You are preventing other people from getting parking spots that's what you're doing. Which again I don't do when somebody's behind me. Right. Can I offer, it is something of a safety situation, like it's safer, when you're backing into a parking lot, you're good, right? Like parking spot, you're good,

there's not, you're hoping there's not any people around you, whatever. When you're leaving and you don't have to back out and do all that maneuvering, and you don't know who's, if you just get to go forward and get out of there, it's a little bit easier to get out, so it's safer for everybody around.

Quick exit too, if you need to make a hurried exit. Izzy's a backing guy. All of a sudden, you know what? I used to not be a backing guy. I used to be just like you guys, but then Anthony's a former firefighter, so he used to drive the actual truck, right? You've seen the light.

The little, the med, whatever, the little, what is it, the truck where people go? Anyway, the rescue, there it is the med, whatever, the little, what is it, the truck where people go? Anyway, the rescue, there it is. The fire truck? And so, no, it's the little one. The little one where you take people in. The ambulance? The ambulance, I guess.

The Uber. And so, he was a big back-in guy, and then I started doing it with my side view mirrors, like you're supposed to, as opposed to any of the other tricks, and I was like, this is kind of fun, it's a good way to test the brain. It's like, ooh, am I seeing things properly?

Okay, I'm in. You used to be, like, backing in before there were the backup cameras in every car was an art. Like, you were like a great driver, you could back in without a backup camera. Now it's too easy. It really is, it's a cheat code, now anyone can back in. Why did Tony make us and put us in a getaway car?

Well, I mean, just in case, you need to make a quick getaway. He's not wrong. You haul ass. I don't have to back up. Oh, there's an old, oh, sorry. I gotta go. Okay, what if I'm being chased and I need to make a quick arrival?

Now I'm not gonna back in because that's not the way to do it, inefficient. So you're getting chased but then you wanna stop the car and then get out of the car? If somebody is being chased in a car and they need to park, get out, and run away before the person chasing them catches them,

they're not backing anymore. But they're gonna be in a car and then you're gonna be running and then they're gonna catch you in the park because they're not gonna get out. You guys ever do anything so efficiently that you're like, I think I could commit crimes and get away with it. What is going on with Billy? Like he wants to commit crimes and have a drug addict.

Billy kill. I wanna appeal this on you. Billy kill. I'm not, I admitted that I wasn't. What have you done efficiently that you've thought you could commit crimes? Not too long ago, I went to the ATM on you Billy Puth. I'm not, I admitted that I wasn't. What have you done efficiently that you thought you could commit crime? Not too long ago, I went to the ATM, I needed cash. I was giving cash to someone for something, probably my drug.

And you're like, no receipt, I don't need a receipt. And no, no, so I go and I wasn't driving. I was, yeah, exactly, the pink substance. So I was going and I was dropped off in the front of the bank, because we weren't going to go through the drive-through, there was a long line, I'm like, it'll just be quicker if you drop me off. So I was dropped off in the front of the bank because we weren't gonna go through the drive-through. There's a long line. I'm like, it'll just be quicker if you drop me off.

So I get dropped off at the door. Then the person that dropped me off goes, turns around the car. And when they came back, I was already done and I got in the car and I was like, probably gonna rob a bank. Like, it was so efficient and so quick. Like if we, couple more run-throughs here

and we may be able to, we may be able to pull something off here, you know, a heist. The problem is, with the successful heist, and my co-heister, who was the driver, the getaway driver at the time, told me, said, I used to think about that as a kid. I used to think I could do that. The problem with it now, though,

is now there's too many federal agencies that get involved, and now it's not like you could just go and rob a bank and then that'll be done with it. You'll get caught because you get cocky, you'll rob more than one bank. And now because of the federal agencies involved, it's like a big to do. It's a whole thing they're all gonna come after you.

You can't really get away with it anymore. Yeah, the good old days. You know the best time to park in backwards or parallel park when you've got other people in the car? You're just trying to impress them a little bit. Unless you do it bad. Ah, that's why you have to have confidence in it. I'm telling you, either parallel parking

or backing into a parking lot, it's the straightest thing I do. Just know, I'm not impressed. Parallel parking, people are impressed. I impress my wife with that all the time when we go to Chicago. No one is impressed with a person who backs into a spot. But if you do it smooth enough.

I'm in the back of your car rolling my eyes. Not if you're paying attention to how smooth it is. It's one, two, three, bam, we're in here. You open your eyes and you're just like, how did we get in this spot so quickly? I was just away this weekend. I don't know why your eyes were closed. I'm nudging my wife.

My buddy who rented the car. Unbelievable. My friend Zach, he's just driving up. I thought, oh, he's looking for a spot. Boom, puts the car in reverse, immediately swivels into the spot behind me. I'll be honest, I was impressed. I'm nudging my wife being like this guy.

And your wife? Secretly impressed. Wow. Hell yeah, she's like, whoa, why did I settle for Chris? He came back into a spot. You guys ever try to parallel park and just give up and drive away? Because never mind, it's not gonna happen.

My wife has several times. I'm embarrassed, I'm leaving, I don't wanna see these people again. If somebody's sitting there watching, I'm out. Will you avoid a parking spot if you know you have to parallel park? You'll just find sitting there watching, I'm out. Will you avoid a parking spot if you know you have to parallel park? Like you'll just find the next spot, a bigger spot.

Sometimes I'll see it like, oh no, too tight, too tight. Depends on the amount of traffic behind me, right? Like if I know that I'm good to give this two or three attempts before the next car is gonna show up, then I have that leeway and I'll give it a shot, even if it's a tight space. But if I know there are cars behind me that are waiting and I have to do this on one try,

there's about a 0% chance that I'm gonna attempt to parallel park. I'm not a terrible parallel parker, but I have had the situation where I go, if it's one too many times, then I'm like, all right, I'm outta here, forget about it. And sometimes- And if there's people watching, just buy a new car.

Sometimes I just go home. I never wanna be seen again. Yeah, if I'm at the beach or something, nevermind, we're gonna go 20 blocks up, and that's the situation today. If you want to be seen again. Yeah, I'm never going back. Yeah, if I'm at the beach or something, like never mind, we're going to go 20 blocks up, and that's the situation today. If you were to rob a bank, Billy, and I believe you could pull it off, who would you trust most out of this crew?

Who would you trust most in terms of the getaway car? Because I think it's Tony for me. Ooh, getaway car? Yes. I would have Tony on my crew to be the fall guy, I think, just in case. Roy would be a great getaway driver. Buddy, the moment they bring in a large pizza and a soda

I'm telling them exactly who playing really you singing like a canary exactly right? Wow using me as the fall guy, I'm gonna you strike me Well, no, you wouldn't know you strike me very much as a guy that says snitches get stitches That early this week. I think what that you would say that I think you're snitch said snitches get stitches you strike me as someone who would have that as like their mantra Maybe get it as like a tattoo on you made in date like born raised. I that you're a snitch? He said snitches gets ditches. You strike me as someone who would have that as like their mantra, maybe get it as like a tattoo on you, maiden date, like born race. I think you're right, he's not a great getaway driver.

He's too tall, like getting in and out, if he has to get into the car real quick, it's not gonna happen. We know Chris is not the getaway driver. Well, no, the guy in the getaway car stays in the getaway. Stays in it? Yeah. Okay, then that's all right. Chris is not, Chris when he drives, follows all the rules,

he's like, oh, cheaters never prosper. Like that's all, that's all crazy. He can't be the driver. Roy is can lead foot. Roy will get us out of here quick. Yeah. The problem is he can't go too fast. You can't, you draw attention.

Because once you escape the cops, you can't draw too much attention by flying everywhere. You got to get maneuverability, right? In and out, in and out. All of a sudden you make a right on a street and then you're driving normal. Also somehow it's going gonna be more difficult for Roy to escape the cops.

Yeah. I can't explain why. I was gonna ask, what do you mean by that? Just historically, numbers wise, I know we're a numbers podcast, numbers, not so good for him. We're Dan's math friends. We're a math friends podcast.

I don't think any of us would be in his math friends. I wasn't here for the math friends conversation, but I'm not in the math friends conversation. Well, Dan's math friend said the Knicks are better than the Pacers. Oh, the Knicks, finally. Speaking of backing in, Knicks going to back into the NBA finals here, or what's going on?

They're going to back into a game seven, I can tell you that much. I mean, there's no way the NBA does not want a game seven at Madison Square Garden. Can you imagine? Right. I mean, the Pacers are fighting against everything. They're fighting against the team that the NBA. America, as we were saying are fighting against everything. They're fighting against the team that the NBA. Well, they're fighting against the team

that the NBA. We know the NBA wants the Knicks to the NBA Finals. We know that. Yeah. Whether they could pull it off or not, it's yet to be seen. But we do know that they would prefer that over a Pacers Oklahoma City Final, which is a complete disaster. No one's going to sell me on the notion that that's a good NBA finals. It's not. No one wants to see that. Nobody. Well, if the Knicks make it to the NBA finals

and they get swept by Oklahoma City, is that any better? Would you rather have like a seven game Nope. Pacers, Thunder series, or a four game Oklahoma City sweep over the Knicks? What do you think the NBA would prefer? Everything to go game seven with the biggest markets. No, but in that scenario, they get a great series,

Thunder and Pacers, or the Knicks get swept in four. They'd rather have a seven game series, I think. Well, if you're the NBA, that's actually a great question. Do you just want the right now of, hey, give me one big market, one series, let me get those ratings? Or do you want everybody to be talking about how two small markets are the NBA Finals

and any team can win the NBA Championship so all the fan bases should be tuned in? I honestly don't know the answer to that question, I'm just throwing it out there. I do think that the Knicks are gaining a level of stardom nationally that the franchise hasn't had in a while in terms of actual success when it comes to, you know, Jalen Brunson,

and then you've got all the celebrities back courtside that they finally modernized in having people like Timothee Chalamet and even Ben Stiller around. And then Indiana can only benefit from getting there and building the star of Tyrese Halliburton as a villain going up against the thunder. And really what's interesting is like, a lot of people hate the Thunder too. So you'll have these two young point guards that you've built around

that you can see for futures in these two small markets. To me, the best thing for the NBA is the Knicks have already gotten the shine. Going to the finals, not going to change anything if the Thunder are still going to win no matter what, because they're going to go down as one of the most dominant teams of all time, regardless. I didn't like what I saw last game, courtside, with all the celebrities. I saw Suzy Essman from Curb Your Enthusiasm

get relegated to third row. Miles Teller shows up, I haven't seen him there. He's a Philly fan, by the way. That's what I'm saying. Just because he's friends with Chalamet, Miles, is this how this works? With their like, Well, Chalamet has two seats.

I just imagine whoever's in charge of this with the Knicks, they must have just an insane list of celebrities. And it's like, I only have so many courtside seats. Suzy Essman, she's from Curb, she's in the third row here, she looks pissed. You're saying me. The whole time has been a courtside person. Every game they show her courtside.

And this game, inexplicably, third row looking not happy because Miles Teller just showed up out of left field. Let me ask you a question. Had Larry shown up, Miles is in the third row you think? That's what she's saying. I think that's what she's saying. If Larry's here, do I get to be in the, like what is this? Larry and Timothy Shallamie next to each other.

That's a photo. That's gotta have audio with it. Can you complain if you get the tickets for free? Uh, I think because you have Susie us been paying Multiple thousands of dollars for no, no, no, I think that she probably gets hooked up So if they're comped and they tell you hey instead of third row We're gonna throw your point you go to complain about but ego is involved there Right to your point

I don't think she's like actually mad at the Knicks people cuz it's like I get it miles tellers my I'm mad at miles Tell her why you did he belong there with Chalamet? Is he on that level of celebrity? Yeah To your point, I don't think she's actually mad at the Knicks people, because I get it, Miles Teller's mad. I'm mad at Miles Teller. Why are you just swooping in here? Does he belong there with Chalamet? Is he on that level of celebrity? Yeah. I think that's more Chalamet. I think that's more Chalamet sending a text, hey, I want to sit next to Miles. I know, but since Top Gun. You think Chalamet needs the rub of Miles Teller?

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We didn't get to your guys' against the spread. You're right. I don't have it against the spread. Oh, well. Because I wasn't prepared for this segment. You need an Ian in your life. You have actively played defense against me today in a way that has rarely been this undercutting. Stugats. Defense wins championships, baby.

That's show business. This is the Don LeBathard Show with the Stugats. I'm conflicted on Chalamet. I'm a little conflicted on him. Why? And I know everyone is going to crap all over me. No, no, I'm withed on Chalamet. I'm a little conflicted on him. Why? And I know everyone is gonna crap all over me. No, no, I'm with you here. Well, no, you haven't even heard where I've gone yet. No, but I think I'm with you. You're gonna tell me why this is ridiculous. So Chalamet, lifelong Knicks fan, right? That's

what we've seen. He was there. He won shoes or whatever, was a child winning contests, players were hiding things, whatever, right? Big time Knicks fan.icks fan yes if I'm chalamet and this is where you guys are gonna jump on me if I'm chalamet I'm like I'm a Knicks fan like I want to be in the 300s like I want to be in the seats that I was in when I grew up I want to be like with the real Knicks fans like now we're kind of crossing a line here we're going to like the celebrity status where it's like, eh, if you wanna be a Knicks fan, you wanna really be a man of the people. Go up and sit with the people.

So you've got a guy who spent his life training to be an actor and stand out and entertain people, just being in the crowd with everybody else, not standing out. Sitting next to Carlos from Bronx. Yeah, that's what a Knicks fan is. I think if you have courtside for regular season games, you should have courtside all the way through.

I'm with Billy. It feels like a lot of celebrities coming lately. It's like, they just got here. They just got to the party because they want to be seen and because the Knicks are finally good. Where are you game 32 on a Tuesday night against Charlotte? I am curious where, I'm curious where shall I make,

because if he's this big a Knicks fan, he must've been going to Knicks games previous seasons. That's where he's sitting before he played Bob Dylan exactly No, I should be sitting last season. You think he was like a 100 level guy. I feel like and maybe he was third row Maybe he was Suzy Esmond last year call me now chance. He was my third I think last year he had already done dune. I think last year He was third row guy. Call me crazy, but I think if you gave me, so me and Timothy, who was Tim or Timmy in the video, but now he's become Timothy,

while he was a child and he was a Knicks fan. So if me and Tim were together in a room and I got to choose Tim's clothes and Tim had no security or anything, I think that I could get Tim in the 300 levels unnoticed. I think that people wouldn't know who he was if I dressed him. And he didn't have security detail or anyone around him

kind of drawing attention to him. I think that he's kind of like a normal guy. I could put a hat on him, get him into like the 300. Not at this point. I can. I could get someone to be like, are you, are you, do me a favor. He's like, no, I'm not.

Yeah, and he's like, nah, that's, nah, nah. I'm Jimmy. I get that all the time. I get that a lot, yeah. Exactly. I could get him's like, nah, that's, nah, nah. I'm Jimmy. I get that all the time. I get that a lot, yeah. Exactly. I could get him in there, I think. Shave his mustache? I don't think he wants to be that anymore.

I am looking at a photo of him right now just in pretty normal pants and a Knicks t-shirt and a backwards hat sitting courtside, but he looks like any other dude. Thank you. At the same time, pretty sure I would recognize him because he looks like Timothy Chalamet. Yeah, no, but I could get him in there.

There's a lot of people that are attractive that are not famous. And is he that attractive? It's not even about the attractive. It's about the fact that he looks like himself. Like he's a very distinct looking guy when you've seen him enough now. You think so?

I think he's more of a guy who blends in. I'm with Billy on this. What, his bath water cell, you think? That's weird. I don't understand that Strangest thing ever so it's like paint this picture for me because I still don't really understand what this is here's what's happening so You want to paint a detailed picture of Sydney Sweeney taking a bath no just paint the picture There's a brand called doctor squash that is partying on squash by the way. I love doctor squash I use dr. Squatch every day partnering with Sydney Sweeney

I'm just watch by the way. I love dr. Squatch. I use dr. Squatch every day partnering with Sydney Sweeney Here's what's happening. I'm trying to get it. It might be I use your deodorant by the way going on here. They're partnering with Sydney Sweeney You don't sponsor on a soap called Sydney's bath water bliss and the premise of this soap is that it has Some of Sydney Sweeney's bath water in it. So we're pandering to creepy. Yeah, I just have a few questions First I want to think about you're in on this Jeremy me personally, you know, not as much and the I think Jeremy would buy a Sydney Sweeney bath water bomb like if it was like there's a drop of Sydney Sweeney's bath water in this bath bomb And then you can put it in your own bath, then it becomes like whatever it is that bath bombs do,

you might be in on that. I think the thing that- What are we hoping for here, Jeremy, with the bath water thing? Like, are we hoping that we get the essence of Sydney Sweeney? Like, isn't bath water dirty? I know what they want out of this, Izzy. Who?

So say it. The people who are going to order this. Well, here's the first question. So this is the after bath water nothing before this is the after bath water That's so she gets out of the bath and they take some of that water some of that water up Okay, put it in the formula. That's disgusting. Yeah, so it's dirty soap Sure, it's clean. So Dr. Squatch puts out great soap by the way. Well, it's soap made of dirty water No, it might not be dirty. Oh, I'm. Hold on a second because Chris if it was the before water it would just be water. That's true. But it was in Sydney Sweeney's bathtub. We actually don't know if it was in her bathtub or

not it might have been somewhere else off-site. According to GQ, she gave an interview with GQ and she said that she took a bath on set when they were doing the shoot with some of the soap that they had created before, and that that is the water that they harvested to then put in the new batch. Is this a bath after a beach day, or is this a bath after just a night at home watching a movie?

It's very important. I really like your attention to detail. All I wanna know is what the pitch room was like. Is there gonna be sand in my bath water? Because, I mean, let's be real. You're going in a pitch room for soap, and there's one, hey Jenkins, what's your idea? Hey, maybe some lavender scent,

we can get something like that. Hey, Smith, what about you? Maybe some vanilla balm in there, I don't know, maybe some oak. Hey, what about your idea? I don't know, I was thinking, maybe hear me out. What if we took a little bit of Sidney Sweeney's bathwater and we put it in the soap, I don't know.

What do you think? You go into work that day, you know you're either getting fired or promoted. I mean, what, reputation on the line. You saved that idea for the end of the pitch, right? You're like, all right, I got one more. Right, I got one more idea here. They helped Mary.

Hear me out. I think you sandwiched it. I think you have really bad ideas after that, and you're like, you know that Sidney Sweeney bathwater one more idea here. You guys, just hear me out. I think you sandwiched it. I think you have really bad ideas after that. And you're like, you know that Sidney Sweeney bathwater one? Not terrible. It's just pretty amazing. Because the third one is diarrhea soap. And it's like, wait, what?

Diarrhea soap? Dr. Squatch would know. That's a terrible idea. What's your deal with Dr. Squatch? The fact that Dr. Squatch knew that there would be an audience for this that for sure would give away their email for the sweepstakes. Right.

It says something about us, doesn't it? And I'll address the camera directly. Men who are going to sign up for the sweepstakes. Good for you guys. Wait, why men? And women? Yeah, and sure. No, it won't be.

Why? You need a hug? You okay? I love you. It's okay, we could talk about it. Hey, now cut to me. Why? You need a hug? You okay? I love you. It's okay, we could talk about it. Hey, now cut to me. It's all right. Hey, bro, you're good.

It's okay, it's all gonna be fine. You're loved, we love you here. It's all right, just step outside, go for a bike ride. Back to me. Give somebody a hug. Don't listen to that guy. You're good. It's a limited run, by the way.

I think they're only making like 5, thousand. Oh, so we gotta get it now Yeah, they stretched whatever the water was gonna be to put it in just walk outside barefoot step on some grass again, dr Squatch. Oh, there's only smell the air. There's only you're thinking this is the end just five thousand. We're done I mean, there's there of that particular one. You can only get five max at a time. There's only one I've heard There's only one. I've heard. There's only one. I'm on the website. It says, do an extremely limited edition, Sydney's Bathwater Bliss. Enter for a chance to win the only brick made

with Sydney Sweeney's very own bathwater. So they made one. This would be honestly like one of the best white elephant gifts ever. That's true. So Christmas here at the at the metalwork offices, all of a sudden you see a little square and you're like, what's this one?

Honestly, it'd probably be super valuable. If there's only one, you sell it. Whoa be super valuable. There's only like oh, yeah Sydney Sweeney's bath. What if I watch what if I find what if I find a way to make a bar of soap out of my Own bath water and make that a white elephant gift me. I'll talk to the people dr. Squatch and see we got a squash How long have you been waiting to do that since someone put it in my ear How long have you been waiting to do that since someone put it in my ear? about five seconds I'm presently using a body wash that like this keep going a lot. Well not presently. I'm presently sitting here, but

Mims here my My body wash or let me rephrase that I know someone that's using a body wash Yeah, not me because I use our sponsors body wash. I know someone that's using a body wash. It's not me, because I use our sponsor's body wash. I know someone that's using a body wash that's called Hammer Shark. You know somebody, right? I know somebody. Where did you get that Navarro? No, someone. Someone.

Where did someone get it? Where did he get that Navarro? Someone got it at Burlington Coat Factory. Because it was nice to check out. Who is this someone? Just count it or no? Yeah. That one of those snake lines. It was like five bucks. It was called to check out. Who is this sub-whore? Yeah, that one of those snake lines.

It was like five bucks. It was called Hammer Shark. It's like that. You couldn't even go Hammerhead. No, copyrighted guests to Sharks might go in suits. It's called Hammer Shark. It's a pretty intense looking label. I've seen it. What does it smell like? I can't speak from experience, but

it's pretty good. You have to ask the person. Yeah, I had to ask. I said, may I sniff you? And it's pretty good. Definitely not me. This is all because of Saltburn, right? That's the reason we're here.

That's why we've ended up with people signing up for Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap. Yeah? Sure. Great, cool. Check out lines. Check out lines get me all the time How about you guys especially those stores? No, but I'm gonna like I go to dick sporting good No, someone brought up a check out line and so I'm just saying like dick sporting goods

I go there because I'm thinking this is the time I'm gonna get into shape. This is it is the weirdest one I know And then I get to the line I'm online I'm trying to, and what do I end up walking out with? A pound of peanut M&Ms, I mean. When I worked in- Get those out of dicks! No, when I worked in, and it's intentional, like it's obviously on purpose, when I worked in retail, they were called impulse towers. So you would put little things on there.

Just little trinkets. Yeah, exactly right, little trinkets, smaller versions of things that you see, and you're like, oh yeah, I could use it quick. Three bucks? Yeah, lip gloss, yeah, I could get it. A little hand massager? Yeah, you get like, smaller versions of things that you see and you're like, oh yeah, I could use it quick. Three bucks? Yeah, lip gloss, yeah I could get it. A little hand massager? Yeah, you put little things there,

they're not that expensive, and then you're like, oh yeah, one more thing, one more thing, and then you add like five, six, seven, $10 to each purchase, because they're little things. M&Ms are one of them. That's the only way I buy lip balm. If I see it in one of those lines, that's what I buy.

Only if you're waiting in line though. Right, of course. Otherwise, you're breeze right past it. I love apricot and pear. I like those lines at like a TJ Maxx, one of those. It's like, oh, I can get popcorn. You can find anything in those lines. You never know what's gonna, the other stores,

you more or less know like, oh, I'll get something related to the theme of this store or whatever. Who's eating that popcorn? There's like these's like these like aisles where it's just these like packaged food items. It's like these food items have been here every year I go Christmas shopping. I'm on this like new kick of uh of it's a nerds candy so it's it's like a- For Jeremy? It's a gummy. Oh nice.

Low hanging. Right. I don't even know where that thing is. It's this one? Look at me on. Oh, nice. Low hanging. Right. I don't even know where that thing is. Is this one? Yeah. Look at me, baby. I just hit it blindly hoping I hit the right one. See if I can find one.

Hit the next one over. Nice page. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it that one? Does it deserve that? Oh, it is not. I don't know, Chris.

He called Jeremy a liar. Jeremy's still kind of reeling because he wanted to talk about Saltburn. Well, Billy, I'm glad you brought that up. Would you like me to describe the scene that he's talking about from Saltburn's because you haven't seen it. I haven't seen it.

Yeah, sure, what happened? So the reason we're talking about bath water and relating it to Saltburn is because there's this one scene in Saltburn where this one character masturbates in a bathtub. And as these bath water is being drained down, somebody else who is obsessed with said person who is masturbating in the bathtub goes and sucks up

the water around the drain of the bathtub. I had to watch that scene with my eyes mostly covered. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. And that's how we've ended up here with bars of soap. Chris Whittingham is a fancy lad. Missed that lad. Perfect timing for that conversation. Eh.

Ha ha ha. So now you know. Yeah. So now I know. So in those lines, I've discovered candy. And the candy that I'm on right now is a, you know nerds? Yes. Are you familiar with nerds?

A little hard like? Jeremy? I am familiar with them. Ha! Ha ha ha. It was funnier the second time around. It's like the little like hard candy right what do they call nerds? Supposed to say like Jared kidding late to it now He was so pleased. I'm gonna Zach when you guys want me to it doesn't matter

No one cares about the candy or anything just take shots you love candy like salt burn It's a gummy candy Billy. It's like nerds rope no no gummy one No, this one's like a little gummy like ball, and it's just surrounded with nerds around the outside nerds rope But a gummies amazing imagine a Jeremy rope that's called nerds cluster. Is that is called a cluster I don't know what it's called I thought I was getting the right one that my wife liked and she then was not happy because I got the wrong one Because she doesn't like nothing worse than getting back and you're like babe look what I got you and she then was not happy because I got the wrong one because she doesn't like fruit nothing worse than getting back and you're like babe look what I got you and she's like hey hey this is you know sometimes it makes me

wonder why do I even try yeah because you brought home the wrong nerd the wrong candy and I said you know what next time just gonna bring home no candy then there's no complaints or the bar soaps any sweeties bath water there's only I got how much you think that'll sell for like on the second market black market a good amount? Hmm. That's not an answer Yeah, I can't give review all my sources on what exactly would cost me. I bet it costs over a thousand dollars 25 if you resell it. Yeah That's something you don't use if you buy it for that price You don't use it you can't take it out of the box, right? If there's one. It's got the main condition.

I'm using that thing. They're gonna smell it every day. That's what they're gonna do. You're saying if you're purchasing bath water, you're gonna use it? Yeah, taking it for a walk. It's free from your faucet. For a swim?

There you go. Not her bath water though. Her bath water. It's really crazy, right? It's pretty wild. I need to know if it's like, after a workout, is it like after a night of just- It's just on set.

I just told you on set. You just have sex. What? Now we're talking. No these are important details. Bath water. What was that? There was a lot of people talking there.

Chris would like to know the activities leading up to you taking a bath. You had the beach all day, did you have sex at the beach? I mean- It sounded like she was just shooting a commercial. Which also, like if they got this bath water she was shooting a commercial or something, right? She was on set and then they're like, you know, we should do go collect her bath water. That's really weird There's probably a little bit of fecal matter in there, right? Uh, what? Yeah in bath water. No Particles for sure was that poppy?

Very interesting So the Panthers are back in the Stanley Cup final. That's right. So is Edmonton. That's right. So Edmonton wins last night. Last year, they did not touch, because there's this whole thing in hockey, superstitions, touching the champion, the conference championship trophy. The Panthers, the first year they got there, touched the trophy, lost. Last year, didn't touch the trophy, won. Right. Last year, Edmonton didn't touched the trophy, lost. Last year didn't touch the trophy, won. Right. Last year, Edmonton didn't touch the trophy, lost.

So now this year, they touched the trophy. Wow. McGavid touched it. What's gonna happen? Ben just didn't touch it by the way this year. Hold on, run this by all of us again? Oh, it's okay. It's a lot.

Okay. Last year, Edmonton did not touch the trophy. They won the conference finals, did not touch the trophy. Didn't touch the trophy. They won the conference finals did not touch the trophy didn't touch the show And so and then they lost bigger trophies ahead of them in 2024 Yeah, and then they lost the final and lost and so now this year because last year they didn't touch it and lost They're like hey, we're gonna touch it. So they touched it this year. So they touched and question taking a different approach Yeah, and the Panthers won when they didn't touch it and lost when they... Basically the Edmonton Oilers and the Panthers

are opposite ends of the luck spectrum right now in terms of touching the trophy. So in 2024, the Panthers did touch it. Did the Panthers touch it this year? Did they touch it in 2023? When they went against Vegas, the first year they were there, the Panthers did touch it and then they lost to Vegas.

So last year they were like, we're not touching that thing and they won. So of course this year Panthers didn't touch it and then they lost to Vegas. So last year they were like, we're not touching that thing and they won. So of course this year Panthers didn't touch it. The question is, if the Edmonds and Oilers lose this year, what do they do if they get back next year? Because then they will have lost two in a row. They're out of options. Straight to the locker room.

Don't even show up for the ceremony. It seems like maybe touching the trophy doesn't actually impact the results impact does it actually matter? That's a great question by Billy or is it all psychological? Huh if I'm the Panthers, I don't touch it cuz you already won the big right they didn't touch anything Yeah, I wouldn't even go to the ceremony, but they want it by not touching it What what if just to make like news if you're like the sixth defender on the Panthers and you touch it you just like Like they're all not touching there's a photo happening and then some guy like balance skis walks up at the end and just like this whatever

I like that he goes he trips and he's all it touches it that way. Yeah. Yeah, like for the ice slip Speaking of touching it send me Sweeney's bath water Wow touching what?