The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Can I Ask A Question?

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

Izzy Gutierrez is here to host the show alongside the Shipping Container as we celebrate Inter Miami's Leagues Cup win. Does this win actually snap Miami's recent streak of losing in championship games? Billy and Jeremy question the validity of this title from two different perspectives, and Mike Ryan and Witty (yes, Witty!) try to convince them why it matters. Plus, we dive into the Women's World Cup victory for Spain and the uncomfortable nature of their celebration, brail jerseys, Izzy's scooter fall, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertor Show with the Stugat's Podcast. Should I be concerned that I have not gotten a single text from Dan? Because Poblotori and Dominic Foxworth were all talking about oh Dan told me this and Dan told me that and so I Have not heard from Dan for a month. I don't think and Either that means he's super confident in me being able to come in here and take over or he means it doesn't really care Whether I'd come here and do a good job. And so coming in here, I kind of understand why Dan does this to open shows a lot of the

time, just kind of complaining about what's going on around him because I came in here at 820. So they supposed to have, I was late, right? I'm going to come in with Chris, who by the way, not here yet, kids. Come in with Chris on the bright line from now on, but I come in and I'm thinking, all right, there's gonna be some structure here. I heard there's a meeting, right? But really, it's just everybody kind of hovering around, talking amongst themselves, Billy eventually made a list of 40 topics, none of which were discussed for more than five

seconds, and then I walk in here after just talking out there for about five minutes I come in here and Roy's talking to Chris hey, Woody. Hey, happy birthday. Thank you. All right We're talking to talking to them about a bowl staying stay changing the Stanley Cup to the Stanley Bowl Roy's talking about his daughter gluing everything in his office together Absolutely no direction whatsoever. I'm sorry if one of you is technically a director. And then it's just like, hey, you're nine o'clock as you're starting, let's go. And so, let's go.

It's the ugliest cup I've ever seen. Buddy. It's the ugliest cup I've ever seen. It's terrible. It's perfect for the first cup for a team. Because if you put it in a trophy case right now, it already looks like it's been 100 years, it's been said.

It looks terrible. Well, I do feel like, I not thought of this, the creative process on a trophy, because someone has to come up with the shape and the design of a trophy. When most of them, like the baseball trophy stinks. The World Series trophy is terrible. The world's not agree.

I don't agree with that at all. The one with the flags? Yeah. This is all the flags, what are the flags for? I feel like it's a hazard to guys. It's a very dangerous trophy. It's a very pointy. They flag every time they win. No, but like someone had to come up with that idea.

Who is the last person that came up with a good idea for a trophy shape? I feel like every new trophy is bad. The college football playoff that looks like a penis animal China. Yeah, but this one looks like like a nut or a screw or something. So I think the concept is like to equally shaped things on top of each other meant to represent

the joint venture between MLS and League of Mekis that these are these two organizations coming together stacked on top of each other in the shape of the trophy. And those are all blank slates because they're going to put names on them. Yeah, I mean, in 100 years, it's gonna look great. Right now, it's terrible. At some point, the Stanley Cup was blank. And now it's got everyone's name on it.

Did it look better than or now, the Stanley Cup? Well, the Stanley Cup started was it blank in just one level because it's multiple levels, right? Yeah, that's just grown. Absolutely correct. So it's just one level of the first time yeah not a like six rings on it now huh yeah so we were debating Roy and I would you rather win the Prince of Wales trophy which you get for winning the hockey Eastern Conference or the Campbell

Bowl which you get for winning hockey's Western Conference and I was stunned that hockey had bowls hockey should not have bowls, they should have trophies or cups. It seems like American football is the only kind of football that should have bowls. Do they own bowls? Are there no other bowls in any other sport? I don't think so.

Like soccer owns, what is it? Darby's? Is that a something? Yeah, there are trophies or cups usually. Mm-hmm. But American football seems to have the market corner on bowls. Hockey, like everything is a trophy, the Prince of Wales, the Vezna, the Stanley Cup.

There's all kinds of cups. There's one bowl, and it's the Campbell bowl. That sounds like a bowl of soup. It's already sponsored. Right, exactly. So I said to him, it should be the Campbell trophy, and he asked me if it were the Stanley Bowl. Imagine how much worse it would be to win the Stanley Bowl, to win the Stanley Cup.

Be terrible. Although the things that you do inside the Stanley Cup, you could probably have more room to do in a big bowl. True. Like, eat cereal or bathe children. So we're talking about this cup, why? And why are you here on your birthday when you're wearing a shade of pink that is now very popular? Yes. Well, I was asked to. Was the main And why are you here on your birthday when you're wearing a shade of pink that is now very popular? Yes, well I was asked to,

was the main reason why I'm here. Billy why? He's here because it's his birthday and he wants to be what it's all my happy birthday. And it's everyone's birthday in this building apparently. There's three birthdays. Three birthdays in here.

Lot of sex in December. Well, kind of the math I'm doing, right? Not once before. Keeping lots of premiums, yeah. It should be. Yeah, any well. So we're here. Yeah, you can't just, so everyone tell you how you're here. No, that's how I'm doing right that month before I'm free me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway So we're here. Yeah, you can't just everyone tell you No, you're here. No, that's how I'm here. I'm here because on Friday

I got a text hey, do you want to come in on Monday? You're going to the league's cup final which I was I was there at a great time And do you want to talk about it on Monday? So let's talk some inter Miami. I like Mike's offended because it didn't have to bring you in to talk Inter Miami. Yeah, I don't know. I was I co-signed it all right. I like Mike's offended because he didn't have to bring you in to talk in or Miami. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I was, I co-signed it. All right, yeah, I'm very excited about this because I, look, every time, I know what I'm getting in two over here, you probably got a poo, this, this massive achievement. I already been poo-pooed.

We've had a very difficult summer here. A lot of success, but a lot of heartbreak in the end. If they use, this doesn't count as, yes it does. Way, and of course it does. But they were nothing. As I, they use doesn't count as it does. It's a way and of course it does, but they were nothing. They were literally under consequence. Literally undercut by the point that I'm trying to make,

which is you guys are gonna disrespect this massive achievement. And before I can even finish the point, there we go. That's why Chris Wittingham is in studio right now. You don't really expect the co-host. What are you doing? Mm. So yeah, I actually sent Chris Wittingham a message yesterday, or there was a game Saturday.

Yeah. And I just said, an international event out of nowhere, just out of nowhere. And because there's people all over the world paying attention to messy now. And like, that was to me an absolute event. And it wasn't even a thing in June. I couldn't look up and see.

And so, and then when you watch them celebrate that, and you recognize, oh, that was a lot of teams in this thing. That was Mexican teams, that was all these MLS teams, and it's just like, they just won. What was it? Seven or six? Seven. Seven straight matches and did so with,

I mean, this guy, and the thing I love the best about it is I don't think there's a better celebration in terms of choreography than winning in soccer. And Messi was just like you saw him out there, he looked bored. He was like, okay, this is what we have to, no, no, no, you go first. Okay, now it's my turn. No, Yadlín come back. We have to take the cup together.

And it was just, and then it was all set up for that. Hey! And I love that so much. That's so good. Yeah. Yeah. When you left. And like, I know that there wasn't this attachment

to Inter Miami, you know, again, just a few weeks ago from home. But it's okay if it's new. It's okay if it's new. Like, this is how kids or anybody, adults, like, I am now an Inter Miami like die hard. I plan my nights around messy games. And so this stuff is real.

You like that? I swear. I'm not my life. What do they play again? August 28th. I know they've moved it. It's it was August 20th. No, it was supposed to be we're on our way to another mid-season tournament. Semifinal on Wednesday night. Wait, what? There's another mid-season tournament. Semifinal, which the previous incarnation of intermime, the one that everyone has criticized for being terrible, got intermime into a semifinal of the Lamar hunt, US open cup semifinal to come on Wednesday in Cincinnati.

Uh, the hunt cup. Yeah. Well, I, all right. So let's, let's talk a little bit about, uh, how people feel about midseason cups and how this doesn't count. And I think a lot of the stuff that's held against it, it's, it's a first year competition. But for a first year competition, I think that this had a lot of cashier and the messy thing certainly helped,

but as someone that spends late Tuesday nights watching ConkaCaf Champions League, that kind of felt appaled in comparison to what we saw in this league's cup. Teams were really going for it, and despite it being just a first year competition, I don't think that that should be held against it when you try to look at the massive achievement here. For example, we're gonna

This way, we're gonna shoot the league's cup praise just because it's brand new. Well on Wednesday They're playing for a trope what they're playing in a semi-final for a chance at a trophy. That's been around since 1914 wait, they're in another semi-final already. Yes. How many people were in this tournament? Every soccer club in the United States when was the last round in this tournament? Uh, every soccer club in the United States. When was the last round of this tournament? The last round was in June when Inter Miami beat, uh, so they beat Nationalist and the round of 16 and they beat Birmingham Legion of the USL championship in the quarterfinals. How many of these same players that are on the team currently played in that last quarter? So like of the like messy busquets, Alba Nunn.

So none of those guys were there that group Man see my Emmy here. They're gonna win another cup then like in two weeks Well, they got a they got a beat Cincinnati which hasn't lost at home since all season They got Cincinnati that's another thing the idea of like poo pooing that like okay I watched these guys I watched the Philadelphia team you watched the Nashville team They're really good man. They got Zimmerman on a team. We just saw him in the World Cup for the US team. And we, as South Floridians, know the difficulty of putting

together and succeeding with a super team or dropping new guys into a situation. And it's succeeding right off the bat. It never does right away. And I know this different sports, whatever greatest of all time dropping in. But to do it without a slip up for seven straight and then have this craze like something to celebrate, it's not a seven game win streak. It's an actual trophy. It's something to put

in the mantle. It's something to build, you know, the growing legend of inter Miami. And let's not kid ourselves. They're starting their legend because they got Leah and L messy. Like, yeah, I don't know whatever you want to call it, they got lucky because they placed them here. I don't know what you, I don't know what the truth is, Mike. Placed. Yeah, I don't know what the truth is. There was no, there was no placing. There was no placing.

There was no placing. People think that. But it was amazing what they've done. It was amazing what they've done. It was amazing what they've done. It was amazing what they've done. But yeah, it's amazing what they've done. I'm not, I'm not here, you know, I love Billy.

I'm not here to poop on it. The way they do it. No. I watched it. I have MLS League, whatever it's called, Pass on Apple TV. MLS League Pass on Apple TV, that's the one. Unfortunately, that won't count for one, say. You're gonna need a different subscription.

Oh, really? No, no, no, no. I'm not, the game is on Delemundo, if you wanna watch it. Oh good, yeah. It's on Delemundo, it's also on Peacock, it's also on Paramount Plus. Yeah, it's a CBS Sports Galataso Network. A lot of people have rights to this.

Well, so my question is this, they're still last in the table, correct? Yes, so this is a league championship. This is just that they want to tournament. It's a league champion. It's not the league champion. So, not a apostrophe. It's a tournament, but they're last plays.

But in soccer, these things are viewed on equal footing, right? Or at least 80% footing, right? If you win the FA Cup in the UK or you win the Europa League in the UK, it's like 80% the achievement that winning the Premier League is. Yeah, like the ultimate end goal is you win MLS Cup or you win the supporter's show, which is the regular season title. And the level above that is the Champions League, which Miami will be playing in next year. They're playing in the Conky-Calf Champions Cup.

And so you do have this ability to stack more achievements on top that are more significant. That doesn't mean that this is insignificant. This is still a mid-season tournament. As Izzy said, you won seven straight games. They won more games in the tournament than they have all season. Of course. Yeah. And it's as if if you were missing a guy, let's say you're missing, you're the Miami

heat, you're missing Jimmy Butler, have a terrible beginning of the season, you get to a point where it just happens to be an in-season tournament. Jimmy Butler comes back, all the sudden you run through that in-season tournaments, like, hey, we're pretty damn good. You go to the second half of the season, you have a different team, you have an ability to make a run, and you have, you know, people supporting you, and you have momentum. I think it definitely works going into the rest of the season. I don't think you can change your roster in the middle of a tournament.

Like they should have to finish out this tournament the same roster they started it with. Well, they, oh, the, uh, the open cup. Yeah, the open cup. That would be funny. Let's start with hot dishes. Let's start with any chaps like we've been. By the way, we need to talk about how this game actually played out because it might have been the Craziest soccer ending I have ever seen in my life done lebertard Could I interest any of you in an opportunity to make money where I buy some calling cards and I sell them to you And then you get three friends and then you're making money off the ones they sell

I'm you still. Stu Gatz. And he's tanked to another man. The more friends, the more you make friends. I'm illum. This is the Don Lebertar Show with the Stu Gatz. Presented by DraftKings Sportsbook, one of America's top-rated sportsbook apps. DraftKings has all kinds of ways to get in on the action, including seeing game

parlay's props, live betting, and so much more. You just go down when you sign up on a Draft King Sportsbook app to check it out. So I'm kind of like the Chris Cody of Inter Miami fans, and that I get the pronunciations really close, but not quite correct. So I wanted to talk about how this game ended, because's it would have been first of all such a bummer like such a bummer if they got to this point and then end up losing and then you just like oh extending the messy conversation into the MLS Can't finish can't whatever But you know he's the all-time winning assistant. I know but there was a time for people of all the international

trophies now and so yeah, so we had the finish and regulation, right? So we got the messy goal early on and the what do you call it? Ty and goal and soccer. Equalizer. We got the equalizer. You can call it a tie and goal. Ty and goal. Yeah. This is America after all. You can call it soccer. You can call it a tie and what's called? Because you say things like messy had a brace and I have no idea what you're talking about. I think it's an injury. So braces two goals. I got tricked. I looked it up ever since you said it, Mr. Soccer. But you have the final seconds.

What is it? Three minutes of stoppage time. And tell, explain to the people what happened at the end of a. Yeah, so Sir Hibous gets plays this long ball in behind. And by the way, Nashville was just about like you just thought, and they're going to lose in the last second. Nashville was just every set piece was dangerous. Miami going into in the MLS regular season, they've given away the most set piece goals

in the league. I think 14 in MLS play. And so every corner was like, oh no, here comes an element because Nashville does a bunch of trees in the penalty area to go and win headers. So the ball comes out to Sergio Busquets. He plays a long ball over the top. There's kind of like this one-on-one, physical tussle, Leo Campana for Inter Miami gets in behind

Shaq Boram, like a column Campano. Campana. It goes in behind, goes into the penalty areas, one-on-one with the keeper, chips the keeper, and he tries to play it out the other side, but kind of ran out of room, so he tries to slight tackle around the ball and poke it towards goal, and in doing so,

instead of hitting the gaping goal, hits it off the post and it goes out for a kick. And the sliding defender, Campana had to jump over the sliding defender, which probably took just a half second away from him getting to the ball in time and to be able to end. Basically, at the buzzer, running off the winner.

It was the last kick of the game. Absolutely. Would have been magical, but I'm kind of glad that it ended that way, because I just wanted to see how messy watched that and experienced that, because there's no way he's not finishing it. What do you think of the chip over the keeper, by the way?

I thought just finished that. That never works. Just finish. Go for a finish in the corner. Chris is here. Does the chip ever work? Oh, it works all the way. Well, that's the thing though.

When it does work, it's beautiful. It's like, it's the best kind. Can you imagine finishing a cup final with a chip magnificent? Like that would make him in an all-time highlight. Isn't that Kampana? Fake Mike Ryan? I've never been called that. No, that was Pizarro, who's now in Athens.

Qualified for the final round of the Champions League qualifier. But Kampana, my main takeaway from that is Kampana was going for this moment. He got fouled by that last defender and Kampana probably should have just fell down to the ground because they would have had no choice but to give him a penalty But he kept his footing and he and he wants to score the winning goal And otherwise it's messy. It takes the penalty and in not flopping He ends up sending the game to p-kays, which in that tournament instead of extra time you go straight to p-kays

Which is an oddity that I hope they correct, at least for the final. It's kind of odd for a cup final to go straight to PKs. It makes it feel like the community shield. First thing that came to mind is if he would have made that, I would have come in here to a diet tribe from Billy saying it's absolutely staged. What?

Messy and into Miami, winning on a walkoff, the league's cup, you would have said absolutely staged. Especially since Messi scored the first goal. I don't like this reputation you guys are trying to give me to be perfectly honest with you. Well, you came out of the box saying, man, about what? It's about the achievement.

So, I just said, let's hear the argument for this. Let's hear celebratory bill. No, I think this is great for the town. I think that this is great for the city, but also, this isn't the equivalent of winning a Super Bowl. This isn't the streak of championships coming to an end. This is the NFL playoffs, only four games, Least Cup is seven.

Yeah, but this is like saying, are you winning more different training? I'm winning the Citrus League or whatever, like spring training championships. This is not a very similar thing. This is a good, official competition. No, it's not. I looked at the, I looked at the rankings.

They still only have five wins. This was a real, this isn't real. You should drop down. That presumes that there are, that there is only one league within which to compete. Yeah. There are multiple things. That's the difference between soccer and American sports. You guys are trying to make me out to be this anti-soccer, anti-inter-maneuver.

I'm merely answering your name. I'm not. I not I love Inter my am anti enter rolls right off the tongue Yeah, I have an earnest complaint and an issue with this which is just not really Understanding how we can talk about it in this string of snapping championship losses So like for example Miami heat and Florida Panthers both go on these unbelievable underdog playoff runs and get two titles, but don't win This leagues championship happens with a brand new team in a tournament that doesn't impact whether or not you win the MLS championship Right, it ultimately just sends you to some other postseason

tournaments or some finals banner. Wait, but I guess what confuses me is I earnestly want to care. I really do. I want to care about this team. I want to care about this sport. I'm very happy that all of the people who I know who likes soccer are happy. Like I think it's a good thing for the town. All of those things. I'm just a little confused by how we're already putting this on the level of some of these

other achievements that have happened down here and I guess it's just it's my naivete about the sport. Jesus, I just want one. I couldn't hear anything you were saying because I heard earnest twice. He's also just waving. I heard earnest and earnest later. And now naivete, he's waving his hands around so everybody comments on his wedding ring. We haven't even got him in congratulations.

You got married, secret. Yay! So, great, great. We're here. We're here. Thank you. I do want to get back to the end of the game, not that that was not a big deal.

Oh, please. Because after, after Kampana missed, and just, it was just amazing. Like, I wish I could get the inner thoughts bubble of Leonel Messi, but we went to PKs. Okay, and it, well, I'm sorry, Billy, what happened? I was just laughing, because this guy asked a question. You're like, you know what, I don't care about that.

That looks like my dad. You're just fine, it's just too early. Let's see what I was just laughing because this guy asked a question. You're like, you know what, I don't care about that. That looks like my bad. You're just fine. It's too early. Let's see what I was talking about. It was too early. He's preparing for marriage. We get to PKs. And I mean, I don't know what it is about MLS,

but the PKs are usually so dramatic. I think I've seen one person miss frame in like four PKs that I've seen, but they go super dramatic. They miss one team misses each. They get to the keepers. That's the best. When the penalty shootout goes to the goalkeepers,

and you knew, you knew Miami was gonna win because Nashville had the one keeper with the silly helmet. Yeah, the door. And like he had. I said to my wife, I was like, he's gotta take off the dorky hat. Yeah.

That's right, he did keep it on. He kept it up for the shot. But he was like, also the entire game, anytime the ball went to him, he was in a puddle of his own sweat entire game, any time the ball went to him, he was in a puddle of his own sweat. Because Leon Amessie was somewhere near, I was like, get this thing out of here.

So he didn't have like, I don't think a single pass on the ground in the entire game. So it's like, it's either going into Rose Ed or the keeper is saving it. You got a glimpse though, when that he missed that. What do we call it?

A real sitter or something? A sitter, yeah. When he misses this goal, that goal, they kept cutting to messy and you got a glimpse of what it will look like when shit doesn't go right. Because the cameras are just like, what a messy thing of that. Yeah.

Well, the cameras are always asking what is messy thinking. But it's just you get the little taste, you got a little taste there of, if shit doesn't go well, he's not gonna be happy. How did it feel for you guys watching it? Did it feel important? Were you nervous?

I was. I was just about to say, if they show Leonel Messi and Messi shows nerves. Right. Yeah, I'm nervous. So for me, it felt like a real championship, felt like a real achievement. Look, there were a lot of teams that tried to win this couple.

There was only one that did. And Messi has appeared to be a totally different person. He's thoughtful with his answers. He's happy on the field. He's found that one time he decided to do interviews. Yeah, but but he's he's he's turned into like an oddly charismatic individual compared to where he was. And he's had so much joy on the pitch. And towards after that equalizer, you saw, oh, I recognize that, Messi. He had the weight of pressure on his shoulders again. When Coppano missed that game winner at the end,

you saw it. It manifested on his face. And all of a sudden, oh, this is important to a person that prior to this as 143 professional trophies. And he is wearing it right now. So if he thinks it's a big deal, you better buy on it. I feel like Lucy should be the arbiter on this because she doesn't have the emotional attachment

that everyone else does. I don't care at all. It's like not even a little bit. There you go. Wow, why are you the judge of who's the judge? Me? I think you just want to go to a resolution. If not, we're just gonna go and say,

how's that bias? I don't know what she thinks about this. I mean, I saw her yawn, so I figured I knew which way it was gonna go. Lucy, you should know that in these settings, I tend to lean on women because there's just a bunch of straight dudes around me, so I'm gonna get to you. I'm gonna get to you, I'm gonna get to you. That's the first time ever, so we'll talk to me. But just don't think that I'm gonna be against you all day.

Why would you think that? Yeah, why am I like that? This is a weird way to call it. I'm an ally of yours, don't think that I hate you and I'm here to sabotage you and put you in terrible spots, because I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more.

I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I'm gonna start off with a little bit more. I like it too. But I understand. And yeah, it's a trophy. We were all kind of exhausted watching it.

We felt the emotion of it. It was cool to get the photo. It was cool to get the achievement. But I'm with you. It doesn't matter as much as the Larry O'Brien would or the Stanley Cup would because in those American, North American leagues, we are so, I get you.

Thank you. I don't know. And that was labeled a hair. No, I'm not gonna be the one who's trying to poopoo it. I was just saying. I understand because the media cycle is such that we're all in. You're not gonna really celebrate the president's trophy in the NHL. You're not, even though it's a massive achievement,

it's really hard to do. We are all or nothing in this town. So when I say that Messi already has more titles than Damirino ever brought to this town. Please. I say that Messi already has more titles than Damirino ever brought to this town. I understand what I'm doing, but all that being said, that that Martino is just two wins away from being from tying Eric Spolstra and Don Shula. That's the most decorated champion. That's a bit more than we got a race out for the squad.

But here's the easy way I can try to convince Billy of this, right? Technically, if you want to say it doesn't mean anything fine, only the regular season means something fine It doesn't mean nearly as much. It shouldn't be celebrated. Whatever the hell it is that you said you're putting words in my mouth I didn't say any of those things. What is your position? I just said that this shouldn't count as snapping the street because this was I just don't want to see the sports center graphic That's all I just don't want to see the graphic that tries to compare this to what happened in this town over the last several months. But again, but I think Mike made the point,

which is ultimately because it's the first one of these, you feel what you feel, right? Like you, you, you, you, you, you, you, You can't do it, you can't do it, you're even in the same, you get a whole bunch of, and I saw you meld that you didn't watch it. All that stuff that happened in South Korea,

and nobody brought home a trophy on top That guy's okay, so now we have something to celebrate and it's really easy Yes, it doesn't matter It doesn't count for the regular season, but they won every damn game So what can they do in the regular season? Maybe they can win every damn game and still make the playoff I'll be excited I'll be excited if the heat win the NBA in season tournament this year But I'm not going to be running around talking about it

Like it's a champion. Some really championship rings are the stupidest thing I've ever seen by the way Can we agree on that so dumb? It's it's hard to apply a Social capital to a first year tournament and the NBA is going to see that right now It's all about how the players approach it and the quality of the games and if you get to a final between and the quality of the games. And if you get to a final between say Miami and Memphis, that players are trying their hardest for, you'll feel it. You'll feel it.

You'll feel it. And you'll feel it. And grateful for the entertainment product. No, but hang a banner like, you'll feel like you won something. For making the playoffs. In 100 years, this tournament will mean something. Exactly.

I'm not kidding. My hot take is that it means more than ConquerCraft Champions League right now. My hot take is a league one exists in a hundred years. My hot take is Sergio Busquets falls down too much and he's a big ol' faker and people are going to catch onto that pretty soon. Don Lebertard. Dog rivers. You know, Joel, he's going to tweet what he wants to tweet. I'm quite frankly, I'm fine with it. If anything, I want to go to Miami too. Is that all right? I mean, is it supposed to be in the front office by now? Hey, I can hit the back nine right after practice. Oh, he'd love that. Oh my God.

Two gods. Me and Joelle. Let's go. I mean, I mean, two gods. That's a great question. It's a great questionom question to God. This is the Don Limita Show with this two-gats. Presented by Draft King Sportsbook, one of America's top rated sports book apps. Draft King's has all kinds of ways to get in on the action, including same game parles, props, live betting, and so much more. Use code Dan when you sign up on the DraftKings Sports Book app to check it out. The passing round of who would start this segment

has come my way. Well, I'll start. No, because we were talking about, we were like, well, what should we talk about while you're here? I mean, presumably you're here to mainly talk soccer, right? And the women's world cup ended this weekend and you wanna talk about that. So like, do you want me to start that conversation?

I don't think they like how it goes. I would love to hear. Well, I didn't see it. It was on to early. It was on very early. Yeah, and it was on my flight back from Nashville. It was the only thing that kept me awake on my flight back from Nashville at six o'clock in the morning.

I actually was up and I made it a point to watch it and then I didn't. I forgot because I was like heating up milk or whatever. And I went to Twitter and I was like, oh, Spain when I was like, oh, I was going to watch that. Yeah, but Spain, it's an interesting story because throughout the tournament, their whole situation has been scrutinized because the manager of Spain, Jorge Vila, was viewed as a bit of a tyrant. He was, that was his coaching style,

and 15 players wrote to the Spanish Federation to say, we are going to refuse call-ups to the Spanish national team as long as this guy is still the coach. And he was backed, and it was surprising that with 15, and these are some of the best players in the world. I like to see a Pudeas who plays at Barcelona is one of the very best players of the world. That's her name. Pudeas. I'm just telling you that's how you say your name. Anyway so she's one of the best players in the world and then eventually agrees to join in but

this guy stayed as the coach and they win almost in spite of him although they play brilliant soccer. They completely dominated England in this final. Like England barely had any chances, particularly when they were chasing the game in a second. I was overly talking with my hands there. That's gotta be it, you gotta be. You gotta be. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no rings on the hands. But anyway, so we get to this final spain dominate.

They win and all the emphasis seem to be on, well, are they going to celebrate with their coach? And they didn't because he, because he's that unlike. And then to further underscore how much the overall Spanish setup is messed up, the president only goes and kisses one of the players on the lips in the celebration of the women's royal cup title, Jenny Hermoso is another sensational player. And she has to be asked all these questions about why what what happened what and as they're celebrating the crowning achievement of their playing

careers they're dealing with all these questions about who is back in them and why these people are still in charge and it only makes further sense and we're seeing here on the screen here that the moment in which the president of the Spanish F.A. kissed her on the lips. We're having her buy that hat. Yeah, Luis Rubialas is the name of the Spanish F.A. head. And he actually entered after this ceremony, he entered the locker room, and there was an IG live from one of the players,

Salma Barayuduéil. Yeah, you got that one. You got that one. You got that one. She was on IG live and Rub Alice walked in and he said, Hey, we're treating everybody to a trip to Ibiza, which was met with fanfare in applause and. I was at Ibiza.

And then he said, where you can watch me get married to Jennifer Hermoso. Oh, yeah. So when the coach was backed by the Spanish Federation, it was this guy who was putting out the statement saying, we believe in Jorge Vilda, we think that he should remain the coach, and then you kind of put all these pieces together and you go,

oh, all these people suck. And yet somehow, they managed to put together enough of a structure for them to go on and win the World Cup anyway, or those players just that damn good, and they know how to play together that damn well in order to win the whole thing, and probably be the most dominant team of the tournament.

Is that level of awkwardness enough to have them do something about it, or is the World Cup, there was a World Cup enough to say, yeah, no, we're gonna keep overlooked. I see, so I don't know who hires the president of the Spanish F.A., But presumably there is a board, and if the board thought that the president of the Spanish F.A. was up for the job,

and the president thought the coach is up for the job, then somebody at board level must think that this is okay. And so it seems like the overall Spanish F.A., despite, again, their crowning achievement in women's soccer, their first ever World Cup, is at an incredible crossroads right now. And they're a pretty crappy organization. It would appear.

I don't think this is the inflection point that we all hope that it might be for Spanish football, Spanish football with, I mean, racial relations. Those in power give the worst possible excuse imaginable. And they hold up results as if their way is the way to do it. You take this as a as a crowning achievement for the women's program, yes, but those in power, like the manager or Rubialis, they'll be celebrated for this achievement too. Their way was also successful and there was more than one awkward situation. It wasn't quite kissing Jennifer Armoso, but Johnny Infantino, the FIFA president, And there was more than one awkward situation.

It wasn't quite kissing Jennifer Armoso, but Johnny Infantino, the FIFA president, who was seen at multiple games in single days during the men's world cup of November. He would sometimes leave at half time and show up at another game for a second half. He went on holiday during this competition. He was on the medal stand and he was totally snubbed by one of the players and he was snubed

because of this video. And I want to highlight just the systemic problems that women, soccer have across the globe. And it was well-crondiqued here in the States, massive victory for equal pay. And it lets you know just, yes, we're struggling to get it right in his country. But by comparison, we are miles ahead of the rest of the world This is a World Cup champion. This is the FIFA president talking about the highest achievement the World Cup in this women's sport and look at how we ask about it That you have the power to change. Pick the right battles. Pick the right fights. You have the power to change.

You have the power to convince us men what we have to do and what we don't have to do. You do it. Just do it. With me with FIFA, you will find open doors. Just push the doors. Oh, is that all? Yeah, always that all just all you have to do is just yeah, yeah, I have all you have the power I have all the power in running this organization But just just knock on my door and tell me what to do not let me go out there and Peractively fix this problem of inequality in this world as long as you just tell me what to do. Not let me go out there and proactively fix this problem of inequality in this sport, as long as you just tell me, oh yeah, let's go and fix everything.

Everything will be just fine. How do women get in the boardroom, just break down the walls and in the end? Push. Well the door's open, but also pick the right battles. Because if you pick the wrong ones, then maybe you won't be as receptive to your equality push.

Is this a Chris Cody situation in reverse where them winning the world cup will bring attention to negative thing So maybe it's not the best thing for them You know is this Yeah, because I I mean I I've heard about this on the periphery like I hadn't really had a deep down discussion here It's not like I'm Apple TV over here Chris Cody Chris winning him knowing everything But yeah, I think this is this probably sheds the light on this more than it would have if they'd lost. This was one of the more bizarre women's World Cup experiences

I've ever had. And some of that's due to the time the games were, the spot in the calendar, where it was a little bit later than we've seen these competitions. And also, every good story, every Cinderella story was sub headlined by a really terrible story behind it. Like all the, all the Herkulean efforts to actually make the runs that teams like Columbia

or Spain just did. Or Jamaica. Or Jamaica, it's in the face of huge adversity set up by their own governing bodies. And if you want to get into women's soccer, as I'm trying it, we're, it feels dirty. We're this booming soccer town now, right?

The center of the North American soccer universe is here in Miami, thanks to Messian, Inter Miami. And it's a dead part for American sports professionally. And we have college football starting up here. And we see Joe. Can they jokers as like? Yeah, but so this is the opportunity to get people like Billy,

like Jeremy in on this sport. And Jeremy muttered as he heard in Fantinos, like if you're trying to get me into women's soccer, this is a bad way of going about. Yeah, this is not helping. All of this controversy and really just this sort of dismissal of the women who are leading the way here.

Like it's just, I don't know, it feels like soccer. All I've ever heard about FIFA in general is all of this corruption. Like it's this sport that has given me a million reasons not to care, which is so weird. Coming from place of of again genuinely wanting to care about inter Miami down here and knowing It's the world sport. Well, what would interest me though and what does interest me is now adding the layer of oh They've overcome all of this to improve the sport to a level where everybody wants to watch and look at this You know amazing storyline of Spain of the levels of things that everybody wants to watch and look at this amazing storyline

of Spain, of the levels of things that they had to overcome. You talk about negative storylines attached to all the wins. I forget the woman's name who scored the lone goal in the final. Apparently, her father had passed away before the match. Nobody had told there because I guess he had been battling it for a while and she found out afterward. I kind of can imagine, because I had kind of something similar happen to me, but if you could think about that, like your most successful achievement of all time and immediately

finding out afterward that your father's passed away. And like I said, it wasn't, I don't think it came as a huge surprise because from what I've read, he had been battling some health issues. And so, but that idea is absolutely insane. The closest I ever got was one time I was driving home from spring break, my sophomore year of college at UF. And when I got home, like everybody was just kind of like somber and like sort of on eggshells. And I was like, what the hell's going on?

And my mom tells me that my dad, who had been working at some convenience store for a little bit for some extra money, had gotten held up and got shot in the neck and in the forearm. And he had been in a hospital. He had been, you know, had a breathing tube and it had been debated. They were so concerned about when they took the intubation tube out, whether he would actually live or not.

So, and that doesn't make any sense to me because you just leave it in. But anyway, they read him his last rights. My mom told me and it was just, and that doesn't make any sense to me because you just leave it in. But anyway, they read him his last rights. My mom told me, and it was just, and that had happened three days earlier. She didn't want to tell me because I was coming home and my mom thinks I'm such a baby that I couldn't drive the four and a half hours without getting overly emotional and somehow crashing into a ditch. And my emotions immediately turned from worrying about my dad to wanting to really yell at my mom

for not telling me that. Wow, so you made the women's world cup final about yourself. I was trying to get a response from you guys and when nobody said anything, I said, you know what, let me just go ahead and tell this story. But that idea, like the idea of winning, scoring, not even just playing in it, but scoring the goal to bring,

and then just all of a sudden finding out that none of that matters. Right, none of that. And like at some point, the joy that you are experiencing is having scored that goal, is having lifting the trophy, is going to eventually come crashing down,

that there's sort of a finite amount of time in between winning, scoring, and when this inevitability of your life coming crashing down is going's sort of a finite amount of time in between winning scoring and when this inevitability of your life coming crashing down is going to hit you. It's got to be so dejecting for the players because they reach the mountain top. And Spain is actually one of the few countries that is really invested in the women's game where you're going to just straight up bought a women's team, but to have the crowning achievement and then try to have the manager who's been put in place by this really toxic

F.A. president and he's dancing around and no one's celebrating with him. You have this massive achievement and you're immediately reminded by the F.A. president and by the FIFA president that you're still second fiddle. And then you can't get mad at me. You cannot get mad at me for making a women's world cup about me because you and Chris Wittingham made the local hour

about the Spanish women's national Socrates. Don Lebertard. So like, there was a time that I'll tell you this person is that I admired and I said, that'd be a great career for me. Ryan Seacrest. And then to take it a step further, you know, just a couple weeks ago, James Corden was stepping down and he said, you know, it'd be a great replacement for him. Me. I could do that. I could replace James Corden. I agree with you on that. If I don't have to move to LA and I could just do this somewhere near the Tammy Emmy area, like they have an old, you know, theater that's kind of abandoned right now. Maybe we do something there.

I mean, people like to come to my band, right? They came out into your late, late show studio. Yeah, so I didn't even think about that. Wow, that's a theater right there. This is the Don Lebatar show with its two cats. Presented by Draft King Sportsbook, one of America's top rated sportsbook apps. Draft King's has all kinds of ways to get in on the action, including same game parlay's, props, live betting, and so much more.

Use code Dan when you sign up on the Draft King Sportsbook app to check it out. I have a question for the group, the class, if you will. Can I just say I like the smaller gaps in time as a listener of the show, whenever Dan's here, those gaps are so long. Oh, like the breaks. You're like a 10 minute break. Dan's powering right through his bed. Well, this hour that we're live, we try to kind of like.

You know, it's a 10 minute till Dan. Turn. Yeah. I mean, we'll see. Like, there's always like a rogue like 15 minute break that turns into like a 20 minute break and then we're here to like three o'clock and it's like, how did this happen? It's like, oh, we took an hour off and combined breaks like that's how I ran out of lotion had to go get something. Yeah. That's okay. I'm happy to talk about whatever you want to

talk about. You're in control though. Like you control. I feel like I'm in control. One bit. You have a notebook here. I don't even know what any of these buttons do other than the on off or nobody's told me. What's in the notebook by the way? Is there like a bunch of show? This is mine. This is not my notebook. But what's somebody else's notebook? Let's look in the notebook by the way is it mine this is not my notebook but somebody else with no let's look at that well you discuss what you want to talk well I was gonna ask I had a question about I had a question about like appropriate outrage if I should be outraged on something that I saw on the internet here locally in particular and I'm not but I feel like some people are and its dolphins related and I'm

wondering if you guys saw this so the dolphins had a preseason game, their second preseason game, Tuha came in. First pass eating riff, Braille, riff, baseball grade at cheating. Oh, they said Braille. Braille. Yeah, well I saw one time that the Orioles wore Braille uniforms and I was wondering if that's what Dan wanted to talk about for some reason. I thought it was odd. He's getting to it.

I don't know how old these days. He's no sorry. Yeah. Anyway, so on to his first drive, he throws an interception on the first the first pass that he has since he, you know, started playing. Gotta get him out of the way. Exactly. Right. Then they come in and his second drive. There's a play. Patience please. It just has paid. That maybe just a note. They can't even see the braille. Who's it made for? That was one of those things that was kind of confusing about that.

I mean, you understand the thought behind it, but also, like even if you're watching it on TV, the TV's not three days. Jersey should just be like a speaker that says, Orioles. That look, I don't know. Baltimore, I'm not gonna be the one to take things away from people that are pretty activated.

Which animal is most likely to have a conversation with someone they think is their QB, but isn't? Why did you have Regis Philbin doing the voice of Orioles? I would like to know the Dolphin topic now because do a did throw a pick on his first Professor Denzel Perman. It's all about the U. It's a game thing. You just don't understand So he throws a pick on the first play, right? And then the next drive he comes out and there's a play that could have been a safety, right? And then that would have just been two. And it was a bad snap and it was a whole thing. But it ends up being a 97-yard drive, right? So then he's out after that. And, you know, they go and the bottom line on ESPN has like

all the information. It says, you know, the stats, what the final score is, you know, key notes of players, whatever, right? And then it says two is, you know, key notes of players, whatever, right? And then it says, two is, you know, six of 17, whatever, 97 yards, and then it says, one INT, and then in parentheses, it says, on first pass, throw. And then people, exactly, people down here start losing their crap, and it's like, ESPN hates us. I can't believe they did that. No one believed that it was a real thing.

That's like, justifying it for me. That makes, that's them taking away from it. That's them saying, hey, it was an interception, but it was on his first pass. Absolutely not. No, that's not a real thing. That's like justifying it for me. That makes, that's them taking away from it. That's them saying, hey, it was an interception, but it was on his first pass. Absolutely not. No, that's not completely not. It's completely not. That's them making us feel better.

Oh, no, not at all. You know what I don't need out of my ticker context? It just give me the effort to stand. Just give me the stand. Editorialization, not necessarily there. Like sarcasm on the bottom line. Yeah, exactly right. What putting parenthetically was first pass

is encouraging anyone who reads it to go find the interception. The video obviously can see, ah, two of first pass this season. From here on out, every time two of those in interception, if it's not his fault and needs to say on the ticket, receive his fault. I need to know which pass it was.

This was his fault. Fourteen pass of the game. We do that too. But if it's not his fault, it needs to be on there. This was definitely his fault. There's no one around. It was.

How was his falling? There was a viral video. There was a viral video. There was a good falling. There was a good falling. There was a good role. I saw a video sent in a chat where it was like, look at the jujitsu is working. Yeah.

And it's like him like falling, like going elbow first into the ground after it was Mike have a few. Oh, just go ahead. Does Mike have a ball? Yeah, go ahead. Does Mike have a follow-up? Yeah, he used to go neck first. Yeah. Every Dolphins fan group chat had that video said to you. That's the worst part.

Every single group chat with a Dolphins fan was way more, was equally excited as disappointed by the first interception. Like equally excited by the falling down as they were disappointed by that picture. It was literally this morning's episode of ESPN Daily. This morning's episode was about Marcel Luizjock's story about two of learning Jiu-Jitsu and falling.

I was gonna ask, who does daily now? Oh, is he? Is he does it sometimes? Really? Wow, Billy. That's her kicker job. That's amazing. Good job, Billy. I thought that was a joke.

Wow. You do it every day? It does it sometimes. Is it really? It's like 60 minutes, it's like rotating cast. That was a joke, right, Billy? No, he's not kidding. I love your work on the really? It's like 60 minutes. It's like rotating cast. That was a joke, right Billy? No, he's not kidding. I love your work on that.

I love that being 60 minutes. I'm like, I always say, I'm the low-key era podcast that you did. Thank you. I listen to every episode. I've been saying it's zero-possibility. Listen to that. I've done about seven or eight weeks of ESPN daily.

Weeks? Not episodes. Not episodes. Weeks. Hosting a daily weeks not episode not episodes weeks hosting a daily Really, I don't have already went. I don't know. I know what I said. I've done seven or eight weeks They fight like it's classic ESPN I'm probably shouldn't say anything because honestly maybe somebody to talk to Bimmel make sure I have permission to be on this but It's because I never ask we're on your side

But yeah, when when change, it ESPN, there's not always an obvious answer. An obvious fill-in, right? And so when it went from Meena to Pablo, I think there was probably, I don't know if it was obvious, or if it was something that Meena said, hey, Pablo, you want this? And she just handed it to him.

But after Pablo, they just had a bunch of options and they just started going through some people and then finally got to Meena. I did three or four weeks and then they went to Jeremy Shapp and they came back to me. So I feel like they liked me a little bit, but I don't know. I'm not aware of that. Today's episode was hosted by Emily Kaplan.

Emily, yes. Okay, so what was your last one on Friday? Oh, talking about, I was talking about Leonardo Messi. Yeah, it was what, it earned Miami. Yeah, my friend, I mean, I talk, it's in my queue. I'm Jeremy Shapp.

I'm Jeremy Shapp and today is the ESPN Daily. Who's better? Him or me. I don't know,. I'm Jeremy Shapp. And today, Z is being daily. Who's better? Him or me? I don't know, but I refuse to listen when he does it. Okay, so what? Because I'm a big busy guy. I'm like, no, not listening to Jeremy. You're in luck, though, at two o'clock,

Woody and I have a meeting every week for people that have been replaced on podcasts by Emily Kaplan. But she replaced. Chelsea Mike Dup. Wait, you know what I'm saying? Well, it took a village, but yeah, it was one of the more terrible replacements

because they changed it from Mike, which was a play on my name to just, you know, it's a microphone now. Yeah. Huh. I was laughing at Tua, but as I think about it, like if I'd learned to fall, I would, my face would be different right now. If I'd learned to fall, I would, my face would be different right now.

If I'd learned to fall, I wouldn't have this giant scar into my own eye. Was that real? What happened to you? I saw a picture of you and it looked like, I think there's a file. It's on our, I don't know if anybody's ready to show it, yet we haven't told the video team.

Do you know nothing about the TV? Oh my God, I didn't know you were that ready. Where have you been? You're not defying me. I think you're rewarding. It's my face and you have to warn me on that. What happened to you? I fell off a stupid scooter.

Doing what? That's scooting. I was, I was scooting down the road. You got a lime scooter in a 10-bit Arizona. Yeah, I'm not a rolling. How long ago was this? I was, I know, I was stuck. That was 2021, October 2021.

And I was, you know, it was a 2 AM, I was heading back to the Airbnb and I was going through some like construction zones and stuff, and then when we finally got to the house, like all the rocks and stuff, I felt like we're gone. And so I just kind of looked up, and I was like, oh, there's the house, and I just felt faced, I don't even know what happened.

I just remember looking up, and then getting up. It's probably like a longer than usual crevice in the sidewalk, or something like that, like you could have been there in the bank. Could have been that, but I was wearing shoes that Juju got me, these gold airforcers, I think I forget what they were. But I'll remember as walking toward the door there

being being looking down and all this blood dripping on my brand new sneakers. And I was like, damn it, the shoes are ruined. And then when I got to the mirror and saw my face, I was like, ooh, maybe my career's ruined. And then at three in the morning, I'm in an ER at a tempi, like, I don't know, whatever they call those things. It's not like a hospital. An urgent care. An urgent care. Thank you. And the person who is sowing my right eyebrow back together is saying, man, I hope I line this

upright. And I'm just like, because there's no hair, right? So he's got to go by like, you know, guessing or whatever. And he did fine. I have a little bit of a, but it's just like. Look fantastic considering that context. At 3 a.m. thinking to myself, I'm leaving my face for the rest of my life to this dude who just got called in like half an hour ago. I've got another scooter emergency and he's like, great.

Because they do it every night. I don't know if you made the decision to go to the urgent care, but bad job by whoever made that decision to go to an urgent care rather than just a straight up hospital. I have a bone to pick with urgent care. Okay, please. They need to extend their hours. This urgent care thing that they end at nine o'clock at night

and then you have to go to an emergency room and then your copay is like four times what it would be at an urgent care, enough of that. Stay open late. Stay open to 11. Would you pay a steeper copay for that? No, I have to pay a steeper copay to go to the hospital and think that I'm saying I'm saying.

No, but it's on copay scams like you, Billy. Like, can you start your own podcast on copay scams and just let people know? Don't give me sort of my urologist. That is a whole other thing. I don't need to go and do a test and then come back to get the results. Tell me the results will have to go phone.

I don't need multiple copays. We don't need to get into this. No one wants to hear about this. We can talk about messy or the workup or whatever. You falling off a scooter. No one wants to hear about the co-pays, but. There's a urologist by my house, and I'm the sign. I like my urologist just not some of the practices.

The sign that says z urology, and just so people are totally clear, they don't know what urology is. Just think a little sperm in the back, just kind of. There's a logo? Yeah, it's a sperm part of a logo. It's like a mascot. Yeah, why don't you have a nose? When I think yourologist, I don't think sperm.

I think weeners. Yeah, I think cock and balls. Oh, well, no. What do you think of? I mean, I think some of your way back. Kidney stones, yeah. But there's also people that go to your all time that don't have weeners. It's not just weeners related. I mean, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I If you had an issue with your, excuse me. I know, it's fine. I'm sorry. If you had an issue with your penis,

like, unless it's to do with your urinary tract, but like there are other issues that aren't taken care of by the urologist. Where's Pablo when we need him? His father's urologist, he would have all these answers, wouldn't he not? I don't know. I don't know that, I don't know that about Pablo's father.

Wow. I went to a urologist when I was a kid, so women do go. See? Yeah. Are you okay? What was wrong with your winger? I had bladder reflux.

What's that? What's that? I had to pee all the time. Oh, my god. Because I like, it wasn't a UTI. It was like, I'm probably betraying this. Is it like based on what you ate? No, it was like, I just couldn't.

Every time I'd have to pee, I couldn't get it all out. Like some of it would go back up. Ooh, that sounds awful. I was a kid., I couldn't get it all out. Like some of it would go back up. Ooh, that sounds awful. I was a kid, I don't really remember it that well. I got surgery and I'm fine. I can pee right now. How old are you?

I love Chris Cody after Lucy's sharing a story when she was diagnosed with something by a urologist. He's like, that's UTI. Well, I was like, wait, I've also in my life had a time when he started hurting. I went to the doctor and they had a UTI. So that's what I thought that I was saying. So in your professional bedroom, that's not 100% speaking from.

I think in my defense, I believe I said, that sounds like a UTI. They cut me old bullfights. So, I had like legit surgery for it. Hmm. For a UTI, huh? Yeah, of course you had a UTI. And get back to you your man. That worked.

Yeah, I thought I had the best urine topic of the day, which is coming later, but no, I think that might be better. I wouldn't have used that verb. That's a different topic. Yeah. Most different topic. We talked about that. Can we put it on the pole? Do women go to the urologist or is it a delusial already? There's no, there's no pole needed. Yeah. I'm very confused by this, though. That women can go to doctors.

Well, why the guy put the sperm on the side? That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a lack of understanding of your own profession. Might be a comma.