The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Greg Cote Is A Phenomenal Lover

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

Dan is scared of where today's show may end up, and it's not just because of the Trump Indictment happening down the block: Stugotz, Greg Cote, Amin Elhassan, AND Domonique Foxworth are all in studio. Domonique questions Greg's bonafides as a father after discussing Chris Cote running up a company bar tab in Vegas, but it leads us to an interesting conclusion about Greg's love life. Plus, Stallone or Schwarzenegger: who's the better action star? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertar Show with the StugatSpotcast. I'm a little scared. I can't say that this has ever happened to me before doing a show. I am a little scared of where today might end up for a lot of reasons. Where we are in America and where we are physically. Four blocks from where a former president is being indicted a little bit and there's the risk of chaos right around the corner from us literally.

So I'm obviously I've got an energy on me that is a little scared and negative. But on top of that, Tuesdays are already, already and for 10 years, always very hard for me. I got Stugots his mouth hurts because he did two hours of dental work, he's on drugs. I got Greg Cody at the end of a dinosaur run exhausted. Great for like, yo, Gitch, that it's all over. Pointing at the wrong camera because he doesn't know where he is and he is slipped into Delirium over the last four or five weeks. He is a sports columnist, a local historian. He's been doing this for 50 years at the Miami Herald. This run has nearly killed him. It almost has. Okay.

On top of that, Dominique Foxworth had a lot of trouble. Oh, okay, I didn't know. A lot of trouble sleeping last night because he was so bad on the show yesterday. He has decided to come back and redeem himself. Huh. And you got Greg Cody in there. And he hates Greg Cody.

That's right, thank you. And he's dressed like childhood sheets. It is, Dad. I mean, should have been better yesterday. Okay. You don't understand, Dominic Foxworth, an accomplished man, finds a poor and it is sole that Greg Cody

has climbed to the top of industry, not knowing what he's doing. A child of privilege, whose son is a child of privilege, and he is in Vegas, and I don't know, I don't know what he's giving us from Vegas. He's gone to join Roy, who I also don't know what he's giving us from Vegas. And Amino Hassan is around to talk about that woman

in Ecuador who popped out of her coffin when people thought she was dead. Rodney Beef was not walking through that door, Dan. But Mike Ryan, people want Mike Ryan's tears because he has made this show insufferable with maximum heat fandom on steroids. He learned it 2010, 2004, just maximum obnoxious heat fan. And people are here today for his tears.

They want quiet, arrogant cocky guy. Don't make it about the rationalization of, well, the Celtics is all I needed. They want your hurt, they want your pain. This shows numbers have gone through the roof over the last month because of people wanting to get excited they want your pain, this shows numbers have gone through the roof over the last month because of people wanting to get excited and hate what it is that you have done to the show. And I'm not going to give them the pleasure.

I want you out of here before you say a word on the general penalty delayed six weeks of making this show and heat fandom insufferable. I don't want you to speak. I want you out, I want you out for at least an hour. Longest penalty, longest penalty we've ever given around here. No, no, I don't want to hear from you. Billy, you're in charge today. Billy, you're in charge.

But no, what do you mean, what did you do? It's a punishment. No, it's a promotion. It's a promotion. It's a promotion. What do you mean, it's a punishment? It's been, no, it's a promotion. It's been the cats that you have around here today that I'm after angle. It's a promotion. What do you mean it's a punishment? Billy, you're in charge today because no,

I will not give the country the pleasure and I will not give Mike Ryan the pleasure of annoying them again by talking about Damien Lillard and doing whatever it is he wants to do today to cover up his pain to not give us tears out before you say word. Out, out, out, nobody wants to hear from you. you they haven't had to they haven't wanted to hear from you for months.

Dane with this team though Dan. I mean, Dane time. Get out of here. Billy you're in charge. Where is he supposed to go? Yeah. You penalty box? What are we doing?

An hour long penalty. Wow. An hour long penalty. Put it in the is the penalty box working. My Billy you got to come up here and get the video department off of Mike's headset. Just get him out of here for a while. The other problem that I have is- Please leave, sir.

Am I wrong for doing this? Am I wrong for doing this? No, say hello to Kachak while you're in there. No, you're not wrong. Where is your son? Like, why is he producing any content for the show? You know what he's gonna produce? A big bar tab for meadowlark media. That's what he's gonna produce while he's out there. He's in a casino right now. He's been

gambling all night. He's been drinking all night. He's an adult. He's out of my nest. I can't speak for him. Wasn't he sent to Rangle Roy because Roy's just gonna say Vegas on the power play and then come back home after running up God knows How much money and whiskey exactly right what Roy does Can tell what's not welcome to that door guys Greg you don't get to just like pass Chris off like what have you taught him he represents you in this world So what is the thing coming up on Father's day Greg? What is it that one thing you are most proud of passing on to your son.

Dominique. I saw you check the clock. First of all, yeah, you know, I do that by habit. He wrapped there are seven minutes left in the segment. I know. You have to figure out seven minutes. You think because somebody asked you a question because someone cared for you to comment. You immediately got some special. You guys have me read it. We've been on the air for four minutes. Well first of all whenever Dominique asked me a question I always assume I'm being ambushed my arch enemy over here. Why's that? I mean you know Dominique hates me he always has he always will. Now he's trying to embarrass me with a question about my son. Christopher's

a grown man. I can't help him. He speaks for himself. He's an adult. So you don't expect any appreciation on Father's Day because the whole point of Father's Day is that you've done something, you've taught him something. You raised him, you've passed something on to him. I gave you one question. In the 30 plus years of Chris's life, what's the one thing that you have taught him, the one thing you've passed on to him other than your Ghoulish Good looks. I I raised him to have a good heart. How's that? You want an honest answer? He's a good hearted man. You've taught him nothing. He's coming after your teaching skills as a father. He's really coming after your parenting. Okay, all right. I taught him

algebra. What do you talk about? I'm a good parent That's the only thing I am as a good parent. Yep. Leave Greg alone Terrible friend. I'm a good heart Why you bad husband? Yeah, no, I don't you know, you'd have to ask her. I mean, I'm a bad listener I'm not attentive and in in listening and I'm a bad listener. I'm not attentive in listening, in responding to things she asked me to do, and blah, blah, blah.

That kind of thing. So forth and so forth. And you know what's the thing? There it is, ladies and gentlemen. The introspection meant to keep the romance in a marriage alive. Yes, you'd have to ask her why I'm a bad husband after 50 years.

That's a deep cut. I wasn't a deep cut. it's a damn layup. It was a layup. What have you done as a father? Coming up on Father's Day, you've been a father, you have two kids, you've been a father for a long time. One thing I ask you to teach you

and somehow you transition from that to saying, I'm awful at sex. Well, first of all, I didn't say that. You kind of did, you were headed in that direction. We all heard it. The inattentive as we all ended up at Lover. No, that's where we ended up. First of all, at my age, as I recall,

that was not my problem. But don't get me wrong, I'm a good parent. That's the only thing I will say is that I'm a very good parent. And Christopher and Michael would both tell you the same thing You know I give me one story one time when you did a super parent thing where you just like you gave a great parents Come on come on like show it up You come on through you sacrifice you did something that you can look back on like last night We we watch yoghurt's get the MVP and I can think of a bunch of great things that he did in the

course of this series to earn the MVP. What have you done? One time. Right. 30 plus years. Deep cut man. It's not that hard. No, listen, no, it isn't that hard. And if you'll shut up, Dominique, I'll answer your question. Yeah. Oh, as as Dan and I discussed on South Beach sessions, one thing I did was sacrifice being in Stugots'

role in order to watch both of my sons play high school baseball and not miss any other games and broadcast their games. Thank you. And that was something that was never a sacrifice to me because I wanted to be that much a part of their childhood. You got checkmate at Harvard, man. It wasn't a checkmate. I'm happy for him.

This was not, this was an olive branch. I was trying to set him up with an easy question and he smoked no. I have seen him, I've seen him, look at him, look at him. He right now is filled with defiant pride. How dare you, Dominic, or anyone, question what kind of father Greg Cody is. He's the father of a son who figured out how to build a comedy company for a bar tab in

Vegas while not doing actual work. Damn right. Todd him the girl boy. Todd him the grift. Yes. He knows what he's doing. He's trying to shame him. You're not.

It's not working. It's proud of this. Thank you, Billy. Wayne Ellington, walk-up to the door i've heard that our petal de box is not functional today the man with a golden arm alright let's combine two things here uh... then let's combine uh... i've been wanting to get somebody out near the fringes of whatever it is that's happened

don't do this then i know you're going with this don't do this well no i've been asking for a volunteer for the last two days i've been asking for somebody don't think we two days. I've been asking for somebody, Dominique, we're supposed to be a journalism outfit, allegedly. We are. We've got a couple of blocks from here, pretty seismic, international and national news happening right next door, and we're gonna hide indoors.

It's a dangerous game. You've been asking people for two days, take a hint. I mean, no one wants to go out there. Yeah, well, I'm gonna stop asking. I'm gonna stop requesting volunteers and Mike Ryan go out there and find us some news as get us some content, your penalty for ruining the show. Ruining the show for how long?

Six weeks, eight weeks? Well, he didn't even say anything today. No, but I'm punishing him. This is like a lifetime ban. It's sort of, it's like a body of work that he goes. Body of work is what. Unfortunately, we need him around here. We just don't need him today

because look at this cluster bleep we've got in here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Duin, cause, well, he won't get to that door. Stugots has needed mouthwork. Yeah. For so long his voice is deteriorated he's finally gotten it he's on sedatives he looks like he hasn't bathed in a month well thank you Dan I appreciate it you want to send me out there I mean I'd fit

in perfectly it's got his easy walk through the door he would he would we should mic mic well I'm not a lawyer here. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer.

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I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. Spanish language radio interview yesterday, because it's the only people who accept them, because we've been doing it for 20 years down here. The evil of Spanish radio, that birth, rush limbaugh, two blocks from here. Rush limbaugh started on Spanish radio.

Rush is Cuban? The sentiment. I go out and walk through that door. Greg Cody, is it a bad idea to send Mike Ryan out there to give us a live report? Right now we're at the center of what feels like, again, the shaking of democracy. Yes. I would have him investigate that, cover it, report fully. If necessary, I would have him make news.

It's not enough to observe the news. He's in a position to make news and become the story. That's not journalism. Why are you advocating that? That's a terrible thing to teach you. It'd be good for the show. So you're not worried about Mike at all? Like, I ask you this. Would you send your own son, Chris Cody out there?

Oh hell no! Oh my god, dad! Gamble on my draft keens! And you know it! Hello? Someone, please help me. I'm in Barcelona. ¡Vamos a batar, chombo que estuvo a ed! ¡G personas que os piden que mireis, si quer rain that would be. Stugats standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, DRAFING SPORTS BOOK An official sports betting partner of the NBA has a limited time offer for new customers. Use code Dan when you sign up on the DRAFING SPORTS BOOK app to check it out. We are doing a show right now.

You guys are over here making jokes about how well Stugots would just walk into everything that's happening around us and people would be like, huh? Stugots, you're one of us. You were hiding in plain sight. We should send Stugots out there with Mike Ryan to make sure, because as we joke and stuff, I want somebody out there for real and for sure. I think Michael be safe, it's hair. I think the little like the way he's cut his hair now.

Yeah, he's got a more like. It's the most, bro. Don't worry, guys. I'm good. I'm good. Alright, so, but I am worried about this. Dominique, you've heard the conversations around here for two days where I'm like, well, we should cover it.

Like, it's not, it's not irrelevant that this is happening over here. We're not a show that's like completely detached from America in the sports playpen. Like the stuff that's happening over here has been uncomfortably closed for a while. Yeah, I mean, I agree with you. Somebody should be there covering it, but I don't know what the coverage is you're gonna do.

Cause I think Mike's just gonna ask them sports questions and we're gonna laugh at it. So like, we don't have the journalistic capability or background, I think, to ask the type of questions that you wanna ask, and all we can do is really make jokes. Yeah. Mike's kinda just hanging out here,

so I don't know that he knows that he's going. Are we told him, he's like, nah. No, he has to go. Well, I don't think that he's down for that. He was just kinda like, nah. Derek Anderson's not walking through that door. I don't want him interacting with people. I don't want him mingling. I just want him reporting from the fringes of the chaos for America.

Painting the scene. I'm doing, doing on scene reporting. He doesn't need, like you guys are scaring me about the idea of doing this silly little thing that barely passes his journalism because it's going to get too close to one. What we fear, reasonably, if you're receiving yet another news from Denver where mass shootings are a legitimate problem and are less and less random and are more of a problem here in the United States and they are anywhere in the world, there's been the promise of violence for blocks away.

So I'm legitimately scared, like I'm not joking with you. When I tell you, I'm legitimately scared in a way, right near the Freedom Tower here, that I've never been when I'm in this city. I love this city, I've always felt safe in what's been known as a violent city. So some people like sign up for like war zone correspondence and some people wanna talk about sports and make poop jokes.

He's right about that. PJ Brown ain't walking through that door. Tell Mike Ryan, Bill, you're in charge now. respondents and some people want to talk about sports and make poop jokes. PJ Browning, welcome to that door. Tell Mike Ryan, Bill, you're in charge now. I, that you saw how that went at the beginning of this segment where no one knew they were on air and you got off Mike was just saying, I'm with the proud boys. I looked like I'm with the proud boys. And that's how this segment started. I know that my Mike was on, but thank you for revealing this. Okay.

Well, but it was part of the conversation we were having of you fitting in over there just physically, that if you came over there, if you and Cody went over there, you would absolutely pass as people who are down with Maga. Wait, wait, time out. Why are you including me in that? Greg, you're sure.

Greg, you're sure. Just your shirt, you're out that break your shirt it's not just a shirt you look like you want your country back look bad but ain't walking through that door it just comes here tries to be a good dad bad husband but good dad thank you Billy bad lover but good dad you know here's the problem as he recalls here's the problem I'm I and cannot it that you can't admit to being a bad husband without it going there where you don't intend it to go I just meant I'm not a good listener She's always getting frustrated with me for things. I don't do around the house and hold on hold on great Hold on great. I think this is evidence that you might be a phenomenal lover because it's out like you suck at everything else

so she must be sticking around for that thing Greg you put that thing on a hello Greg put that thing on it been married a long time baby baby I'm right how am I more uncomfortable than I was two minutes ago Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Look at that door. Is that 60s porn music? Is that, Terce? I'm not a check. I'm not, I'm not. It's the last time. When porn was porn, baby.

When porn was porn, that's exactly right. Billy, you're in charge. Have you sent Mike out there? We got a new back in my day. I demand it. I don't know if it's coming next week. The week after, or a month from now, is I want that.

And it's going to have to do with grooming, I believe. A lot of it will have to do with grooming I believe a lot of it will have to do with grooming. Oh wow let's not go down there what? No that's a good idea Dominique thank you. Carlos Arroyo now walk it through that door be careful. Are you sure he want you want him out there covering this? I'm not sure I'm I think I'm articulating what is pretty profoundly the sound of unsure. I know I'm not sure. I'm doing everything in my power to convince you this was a bad idea by just letting everybody

kind of roam free here. Okay, but I want a report. I want some reports from the fringes of the chaos. I want to be able to have control of my company. I don't think it's unreasonable. It's too late. To ask for volunteers for something. And I think this is my first act of like,

no, somebody needs to do this. Like I'll go do it. And then everyone yells, well, no, you can't do it as a famous liberal because you'll immediately get dragged. You're gonna end up with truck testicles in your mouth, driving down Flagler. Like, no, it's gonna be very bad for you. You can't do that.

So you've got to protect me, but somebody's got to do it. And now I feel dumb, you know, you navigate complicated business issues for people. As like you have business expertise, what would you be advising me right now? The risk is not worth the reward because we are not a real sophisticated political journalism

outlet. However, it'd be funniest hell, so do it. Rory Sparrow's not walking through that door. Billy, do you have a lot having happening in your head and then your headset as well because you now take a I don't know that you've been in charge of video and everything and Chris Cody's in Vegas and we can't find him and we've got guests coming up and we can't find Roy and it would be good to ask Chris Cody what he's doing in Vegas because there's a pretty important hockey game. Yeah, why is everybody not here today?

Where is everybody? Well, two two people are in Vegas. Yeah, why is everybody not here today? Where is everybody? Well, two people are in Vegas. Yeah, doing what? I, Greg, what is your son doing in Vegas, other than running up a metal arc expense account? That's about it. As far as I can tell. I think John Rue went with them too, itself. Did he?

I mean, the games tonight. I mean, what's he supposed to be doing? Right, exactly. Well, but how about some coverage from Vegas right now? Man, it's a sleep, it's early. Well, but, I mean let the man sleep time's up. That means six to 20. But he's got a job.

He's got a five year old, she runs him ragged. Chris Quince now walk it to that door. The five year old's not with him right now. Does his wife, does anyone in the Cody family understand grandfather, grandmother, anyone understand what Chris Cody is presently doing in Vegas? There's an important game tonight. He's there on the expense account.

Where's our content? Right. He's prepping for the game. He's buried in notes. He's reviewing film. You know, he's in the hospital with Kachak. Not that Kachak is hospitalized. But, um.

Well, what are they, are they good players? What are they eating? What are they doing there? I don't know. I mean, isn't it like 730 there? I don't know what time it is there. Is it a two hour or three hour time difference? I can never get that straight.

What day is it? What day is the game? I have a mind. What day is today? All right. Hmm. I think Chris is going by the way, Dan. I don't want to agitate you or make you more. What day is the game? What day is today? Wednesday. I think Chris is going by the way, Dan. I don't want to agitate you or make you morp.

I think Chris is strictly going as a fan. I thought so too. So I don't think that there's going to be any coverage coming out of this from Chris. I think he's just going to watch the game. So it's up to Roy. And John. Well, this is, I'm just learning John Readin there. See him. I am infuriated right now while someone has to get them under control

what i don't read get here ten minutes ago and he gets to make all the trips well he's cut he's someone has to video whatever they're doing okay but can we get somebody who's not wearing a panthers jersey and not getting kicked out of press boxes all over the country that embarrass us i was told that was misreported i was told that happened after the game that during us. I was told that was misreported. I was told that happened after the game, that during the game he was not, but somehow after the game he was doing it. Do you realize our Panther coverage,

our Panther coverage, I'm pretty sure, has stugots, not on drugs. Well, stugots with Chris Cody, getting reprimanded in a working press box by Tim Reynolds because they were being so loud, jubilant while people were working. And Billy just informs me that John Reed, he didn't do it during the game, Dan, nothing to worry about. He got kicked out afterward because he was wearing a Panther jersey in an objective press

box. Well, the job was done at that point, you know? Hey, Dan, you ever like disappointed in yourself because you do a lot of complaining about how people aren't producing and aren't giving you this. Somebody won't go and get in the mix with the proud boys. Other people go to games and don't give you anything. They go and fly places, don't come back.

You're the dad around here. Father's Day is coming up and I asked Greg, was he doing? You ain't doing nothing but coddling these people. Well, this is a different subject for those of you don't know this back away so one employee we couldn't get was dominating foxworth because he was willing and wanted to fire everybody who worked here because it's a ghost that's not welcome to the because he's tired of me letting everyone do what they want and then there are no rules and everybody's got a company where they're just going to Vegas to drink. On your dime.

I mean, most of you's tired of you complaining about it. It is what it is. You got what you got. Do it with something about it or you get used to it. And I think that there's a, in my pushback, I listen to David Sampson talk about how things need to change. There's a culture.

What are you pointing at, Billy? Mike seems to be there in front of the courthouse now. That seems to be, that is time. Not the weather on some head. Are you kidding me? That's nice out today, huh? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Yeah, this is where you're doing this. The crowds seem to have been overstated. It doesn't look like there's anybody there. Hey man, who are you trying to fool that way? Oh, the building just moved that way. That is not okay. If you're listening just on audio, this seems fake. Frank, he's costing me $1,000 a day over there.

What's your name for those flights, I wonder? Well, I guess they don't have to fly it straight down the street. That is not a live report from anything other than a green screen. You're fooling no one out to the streets. That looks real. Out to the streets. People are tuning in. They want to hear MicRion's pain today. They do.

And he's got a microphone. Oh, wait a minute. But the microphone doesn't work. Oh, you've got a microphone? Oh, no. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. The sun went down.

Oh, wow. It's midnight. That took a turn. It's midnight by the end of the clips. I'm pretty sure that was my grind just yelling at the video room. You guys got the lights. What are we doing? What are we doing? How many people am I paying?

Don't live a tart. I think I'd like to know when I'm gonna die because I sort of romanticized the idea of like living like you were dying. When you're on a countdown clock, imagine all the life experiences. Like I could go skydiving, a rocky mountain climbing.

Still gots. Roy brings up a point though. Like Roy does bring up a point. Like you might be risking paralysis and that's a totally terrible death. Just totally a terrible might be. But like what if God forbid it's actually not going to go weak?

What if it says a week though? Like, or two days or a month? I don't want to know that. Well, then you just love deeper and speak sweeter and give forgiveness to those that you've been denying. Someday, I hope you get the chance to believe like you were dying.

Do you have more? Is that it? No, thank you guys for letting me go through that smoothly. This is the Don Limit our Show with this two gods. Draft King Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NBA has a limited time offer for new customers. Use code Dan when you sign up on the Draft King Sports Book app to check it out. I saw some things to God that was in your wheelhouse.

We've been talking about Netflix coming out with Fubar. Yep. The R in Fubar is for Arnold. Mm-hmm, terrible. I mean, the first episode was decent. You have to wait 45 minutes to get to the R. That's not true. Yeah, it wasn't good.

What do you mean? Did you finish it or no? No. Dude, he vertically slid someone's throat like within the first like eight minutes. He reinvented away to slip people's throats more efficiently vertically. Too much acting by Arnold.

Too much acting. It took 45 minutes to get to the R in Fou-Bar. And I don't care about his family. I don't care if he ever gets his wife back. I want to see Arnold kill people. And that's it. He's 70 now. That's the thing is you need to,

and I don't want to have this be like a conversation about mortality and you're getting old, but you need to kind of move on to the young guns, the young bucks, the young killers. It's not Arnold anymore. Who is it? I mean, stay them's up there. He's pretty good. The young bucks. He's like. He's like 52. Yeah, but that's fine. I mean, you're not going to get a 20-year-old

doing it, right? You have to have some sort of, you know, build up. So he's like in his 50s and he'll be good for like the next 10 years. He'll be fine. Rick Murdoch is not walking through that door. I'm just saying I don't want to see Arnold act, okay? He's not a good actor. And I don't want to see Stallone act. What I want to see them do is kill people. That's what they're good at. Killing lots of people. Get to the action scenes. I don't care about side stories. I don't care about an attempt to get your wife back. I care about seeing Arnold kill everyone. That's it. You know who we haven't seen kind of in that role as the rock? He's like an action hero, but not a killer. He's usually like the good guy.

He was the bad guy I think and get smart, but he wasn't like a killer. He was just kind of like a fool. By the way, the rock, not that we're talking about this, but he's been catching some elves lately, canceled the young rock. XFL lost $60 million. Jamal Mashper and I walk through that door.

Maybe starting to make sense why it is that he returned to the Fast and Furious and the surprise cameo in the last movie because it's like Oh, things aren't Even though Tara Tara mana is his his alcohol band I think is doing just really you worried about the rocks financial state Is that what we're talking about? I'm just I think he's okay. I don't know. I don't know because sometimes you take on too much You wear yourself thing you hit a wall and then poof You know? Damn, Molly's not walking through that door.

Stick to what you're good at. All of our action stars are in their 50s or older, and the thing that I wanted to get to with you, because it's not just food bar, the trailer, not the first trailer, or the second trailer. You have to find it, I'm telling you, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, because the R is for Arnold. And he is. He's in his 70s, but Stallone in an Arnold documentary that is three parts long on Netflix. And he's had a fascinating life, fascinating, like I'm actually interested in

the documentary. Stallone says, and they've had a rivalry for a long time, who's more of an action star? Stallone says for the first time that Schwarzenegger was the superior action star. He puts down his sword, Rambo puts down his sword at the feet of the Terminator. I've never heard it before and now they're friends and it's the only way they can be friends because Arnold forgives him as long as he knows that he is not the superior. What? is that he is not those superior. What?

It's football, he's murdering someone seven minutes in. I just watched it. Yeah, but... Well, I'm a little alert. Yeah, I know, but there's too much. Like, after you get through that, there's like 35 minutes of him, the family, Arnold trying to act, Arnold trying to be funny.

I'm not here for that. I don't want to watch that. I don't want to see that too much acting. The point is like, you build up some personal feelings and emotional connection and then it makes the murder and mean more. No, the point is someone does something awful to Arnold's family and he kills everyone. So you want to watch a highlight video? You don't want to watch the whole game.

Of course. You want to watch the six minute greatest hits. I mean, the last like 20 minutes of the last episode, you'll get what you want. No, I know, I got through the first episode. I thought it was gonna be good. Get to the second episode, the third episode. The killing stops.

I'm saying the last episode, the last like 20 minutes, you will get what you want. I'll never see it. Steve Smith now walk through that door. I rewatched Terminator because I had never seen it. Well then you didn't rewatch it. You know what I mean? I watched it for the first time. I watched it for the first time. I was watching

on your list. I got stuck down. These things was on my flight by the way. Billy, you are not helpful. Okay. He wasn't. I was trying to make a point. Just stop for a second, Tony, because there's a lot going on here. A lot of things happening. Again,'ve got a dentist, drug riddled, stew gots. I've got the general Cody, Greg Cody. You haven't heard from him this segment. I haven't heard a word from him yet. He's been doing nothing but nodding.

I got a lot to say. Billy's in charge and there's a lot busing in his ears right now and he wants to talk Schwarzenegger. But he'll take time out of his busy schedule to undercut Tony. I'm not undercutting him. I'm trying to help him. Okay. Now you weren't trying to help him. Okay.

Now you weren't trying to help him. The point is because there are very small windows around here and Tony's not trying to interrupt to what everybody's doing. Tony, what you just did to him when he said, I rewatched something I never initially watched. You seizing on that with the piranha fervor that you did, undercut his confidence when he hasn't been heard from Harry March around here for three segments either, because he's trying to find his way

as one of these dumb Cubans that surround us in the Freedom Tower as this whole show does killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, forgetting what's right outside these doors and what just happened in Denver, and we're talking about, I want more Schwarzenegger because that's the show we are. Tony Douglas now walk it through that door.

I'm sorry he undercut you. The floor is yours Tony. What I was going to say was an unpopular opinion probably. I watched the Terminator and I had to turn it off because it was so bad. I was watching I was like, oh, you guys like this? This is terrible. I mean, it was the beginning of CG, right? So you are in appreciated. Yeah, fine. Thank you. Five dollars. He's fine. Thank you. $5. He's always there for you.

Yes, thank you, Billy. Thank you for taking time out of your Billy, uh, busy Billy schedule. That's right. CGI was just starting back. Arnold didn't really say anything. He just went around like, well, that's what he still got wants. That's right. In fact, in fact, that's what's still on.

That's great. That's why Stallone said Schwarzenegger was the superior star because he says he didn't have to actually act. He did it all with his body. I think Stallone is just being nice. It's a doc about Arnold and Stallone is just being gracious and nice in that moment. Stallone knows he's the better action hero. He does.

I mean, Tango and Cash, Cobras, John Cobretty, all the Rockies, first blood, everything he's done, give me a break. He knows that he's the greatest of all time, but in that environment, that ecosystem, he gets it to Arnie. I mean, Matt Geiger is not walking through that door. Better action star, juju, put it on the pole at Levitard show, Schwarzenegger, or Stallone. Do you have an opinion on this, Greg Cody, as our resident movie person who knows nothing about movies nothing and has no opinions whatsoever. He's looking at the clock again even though we are five minutes out. Everything.

Right. Listen. Everything around here is moving too fast for him. Okay. Two comments were made that I need to follow up on. Number one, all you need is highlights. For example, Game of Thrones. Show me the dragon scenes, all I need to see. Number two, Billy made a comment earlier that just flew right over everyone's head with no follow-up and the follow-up needs to be asked, why is vertical more efficient than horizontal on the throat slit? It's a great question. You know, I'm gonna rewatch Fubar and I'll tell you because they just told us it was more efficient and it took it for granted. I doubt it.watch Fubar and I'll tell you because they just told us it was more efficient

and it took it for granted. It's obvious. It's obvious. It's just you open it up more, more service there. Same reason why vertical wristletting is more efficient. So like if you cut across, you're just like, that's the only surface area you open up, like three inches.

You cut all the way down, you can get a full six inches of open and it's harder to repair, harder to cover. It's a lot more efficient. Here's the thing, the windpipe is vertical, right? So if you're making a vertical slit, you need to hit the windpipe directly. If you're an inch to the left or the right, you don't even hit it. Right.

It's just a flush wound. Yeah, if you cut it horizontally, make sure you're pressuring. Or guaranteed to hit the windpipe. For you, horizontal is the move. You're not an experienced killer. Arnie, vertical at bang. Okay.

The thing though is, I don't want to reinvent the wheel. I don't want to spoil anything for anyone, Dan. Stick to what works. That's right. Are you gonna watch Fubar Dan? I've had enough with the trailer. The trailer, they can't do better than that.

They just put it in a cube. They allowed me to eat three, like they allowed me to eat the entire series. It's a highlight package. I mean, it's just like an in ends with and the R and Fubar which is effed up beyond all recognition the a's for abs The a's for abs. Yeah, he's plus 70 plus The R is for Arnold Arnold and it's growled and then something explodes behind him in a dumpster.

Come on. I don't like trailers for shows or movies that I'm gonna watch. Because a lot of times, I mean, I'll see it once, but if I see it too many times, I know what happens in this movie. Like I can sometimes maybe watch a trailer and then watch the movie like three months later

because I'm a trailer. Now I don't like trailers that tell me too much of what's gonna happen. Because that I's not surprised. Trailers for sale or rent. That's right. Am I right? Bimbo calls now walker to that door.

What is the name Fubar? Can somebody explain that to me? I just said, F-Sophe-Yandall recognition. Okay. I didn't know that. It's moving too fast. He's not listening to what's happening around here. When did you say that?

60 seconds ago. Are you sure? Samaki Walker's not walking through that door. What am I gonna do with you, Greg? I'm supposed to have your expertise at a pretty big time in South Florida sports. And you haven't spoken for a long time. On Foo Bar.

It's a ridiculous name for a movie. Is that the name of the movie or just a character? I'm not into movies. They're coming out with an action film based on a construction site called Rebar, by the way. But seriously, what is that name? But seriously, is that the name of the transition over here In the 50s. We got skills. The boy's belt. The boy's belt. You okay?

He's right about that, yeah. Shannon Brown's not walking to that door. First to laugh, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Where That it landed only cuz you're in charge which I regretted as soon as Mike left the room and not because we're gonna get him killed Splash. Mike Ryan is out there. I see some video. There's no one out there. There's just a lot of barricading and Mike Ryan with security, but not a single human being is out there. Did he go to the courthouse or did he go in the other direction? Looks like Bayside. I think he's by the stadium.

Zoran Dragass is not walking through that door. We're risky. We're risking people covering this thinking that, like, your show is the one that's behind this protest because it seems like we're the only ones out there right now. Can Mike hear me? Is Mike functioning now? Because normally we would go to break here

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