The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: I'm Good In Every Hood
Episode Date: July 17, 2025"How many people are you going to fight in the office before someone steps in and says it's inappropriate?" Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container tackle t-shirt statements, stolen ideas, the greatest s...tolen base of all-time, and the 200 level at The Sphere. Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
Shadow in it. Shadow in it.
Shadow show shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow in it shadow in it Stu gots I don't know how often you are getting lured by YouTube shorts or AI
videos but can you do you feel like you can recognize when a video that you've
clicked on is being narrated on by a fake voice with like a hundred percent
certainty no how close to a hundred percent certainty? No. How close
to a hundred percent do you feel when the fake voice? Coin toss. Is it always is it
always a coin toss? So AI is gonna keep getting better at this right? Because
right now I can tell through the speech very often even though they're trying to
trick me when the fake voice is saying and let me tell you something else or
let me tell you like they're trying to trick me when the fake voice is saying and let me tell you something else or let me tell you like they're
Trying to trick me and they're getting better at tricking me. Are you guys good at it?
Are you guys good at identifying better than we are at identifying when a voice is fake on a video that's being narrated?
It's tough to tell I catch it a lot
But if it gets by me, it's not like I notice that it got by me, right?
If it's successful at fooling me, I'll never know.
It's almost like when you, you hear somebody, then you know,
this reading where you, they pronounce a, a certain way.
I can sometimes hear the AI do like, uh, a this, that, and it's like, Oh,
I got you.
Do you get mad when they do the stuff that they're doing with?
And I got to tell you like they're doing, that's where they get me though.
I'm like, you got to tell me, okay, I got to That's where they get me though, I'm like, you gotta tell them, okay, I gotta listen.
You appreciate the effort,
you appreciate the effort in the con.
I do, yes.
My favorite IG algo presently is not AI,
it's a bunch of meathead dudes doing inspirational stuff,
talking to someone that is off screen
that is not actually there.
You don't know that.
No, they're not there.
There is no chance in hell
there is someone actually interviewing this person.
But it's a thing where people sit in a living room
or sit in front of a pool
and they're talking to a microphone,
looking off camera as if they're on an actual podcast.
When it's not, they're just talking in clips.
Talking in sound bites with a fake interviewer?
They're yours.
Yes, they just look off screen.
They have David Muir down.
You're talking about somebody who's giving off
the affect of wanting to appear like they're important enough
to be interviewed.
And 90% of the time, when someone's giving that off,
it's not an actual podcast.
It's just some dude that set up a camera
and is talking to someone that is not actually there.
This is really Stugatz's time.
I don't wanna say he was born too early
because the time of fraud and scam
and the ability to fool people with trickeration.
Stugatz should be a giant right now,
conquering all of artificial intelligence.
I'm getting to it, Dan-O.
That last part of the AI.
He's got the A down.
He's got the artificial down.
That is correct.
Howdy folks.
It's Mike Ryan.
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As I look around the room here,
I don't see a lot of T-shirts being,
making statements, trying to make statements.
When I walked out of my home for the first time today though,
I saw a T-shirt that would allow me to make a
very absolute assessment of somebody. Unfortunately it's two different extreme
assessments I can make based on not knowing what the person actually is
about. The first thing I saw today on a t-shirt was somebody wearing
a Jake Paul Mike Tyson t-shirt. If that person is doing that to be funny,
they're someone I want to be friends with. If that person isn't being funny
with that, they're somebody I would really want to avoid. The last time I
saw a t-shirt like that that made me feel like
that it was for a Creed Cruise. Hmm. And it's recent. I don't know
can you tell me who the headliners are on the Creed Cruise? It has to be
Creed. Other than Creed but once that person is wearing a Creed Cruise shirt
if they're doing it to be funny I want to be friends with you. If you're doing
it because you're proud that you went on a Creed cruise, I do not.
You guys are not in agreement with me.
If you're wearing a Paul Tyson t-shirt,
it has to be to be funny.
The problem is how do you know, right?
Like you have to go talk to the person
and see what they're about.
Hey, the shirt, oh yeah, it was there, it was awesome,
whatever, or yeah, you got his ass,
but he was kind of funny.
Too close to the event.
I think they're actually honoring the event.
Really? Yeah.
If it's seven years from now
it's funny. Three doors down. I mean. Thoughts and prayers. Lead singer. Bad cancer. Really? Yeah.
Stage four. Do you guys took a dark turn there? Do you guys make any t-shirt statements? Put it on
the poll at LeBotard show because I was surprised to come in today and there was not we were doing
nothing in the way of t-shirt statements statement I mean you really shouldn't judge a
person by the t-shirt they're wearing it's unfair I disagree at the end of
the show I say they were just at work why would we be coming in trying to make
statements I mean Mike for a blockbuster shirt a couple days ago and I thought
it was a punishment at first but then I quickly realized oh no it's just a
blockbuster sure yeah but people thought I was from the internet that was from
the actual legit last blockbuster Wow Wow. From Bend, Oregon.
Hmm. There is still a last blockbuster, right? It's not gone yet.
I think that one, I think that one closed in terms of like being a practical blockbuster that people would go in and rent movies at.
I, some, something every day seems to make me ask the question,
do we still do this? And I have to read a book as a homework assignment,
and I wanted Cliff Notes, and I didn't know
whether we still do actual Cliff Notes.
Going back to school or?
You can, there's a new updated way to do Cliff Notes.
You just throw the book in a chat GPT and you ask for,
give me the TLDR.
Yes, but if I wanted actual cliff notes,
if I wanted to ask certain people in our audience
who are 25 years old, what's happening?
Why are you and Stu Godson?
Why are you going back to school?
We're concerned.
Yeah, it's concerning.
I've thought about going back to school,
like oh, if this doesn't work out,
what's my next career? I have to do research for a project. I have to do a project
What are you doing? No research for work with your castle friends you guys wouldn't know what I'm talking about
You have a castle friends Dan rents castles with 20 people at a time
Thanks for the invite. I do not rent castles.
20 people.
My point from yesterday stands,
I'm guessing that the majority of the audience
did not know they could stay at a castle
for $300 a night.
I was right and I am talking about-
Excalibur?
20 friends going and renting a castle
is something others do, it's not something
I am going or would do.
Then Jeremy was tasked with finding castles
and he found one in like Texas,
and we're like, that's not a real castle.
Now you're all caught up.
I really don't wanna do the show that way,
but thanks guys for doing the show that way.
So Stugatz is complaining on Stupotity
that Manfred stole his idea.
Well he did, two of them. By the way, there's still a blockbuster, it's in Bend, Oregon.
That's what he said, but that's the one he was talking about.
Is it still open and active?
I believe it is, yes.
You don't know though, you're not totally sure.
What he just confirmed is what Mike knew was so, but now...
I was doing homework. What he just confirmed is what Mike knew was so, but now...
I was doing homework.
The two accusations that you've leveled at Manfred?
Well he stole, he's trying to steal two of my ideas.
One of them, the magic at bat, we'll see where that goes.
But we talked many years ago about just, hey, when we get to extra innings, nobody, and
I mean nobody, wants to wait around
on a Tuesday night for a game that might go
to the 16th inning.
And so why not just when you get a game that's tied,
rather than go to the 10th inning,
just your best player, their best player,
get a pitcher up there, have a swing off,
we're all home by 11.15.
But you're not claiming that the Schwaber thing is your idea, you're not claiming that? I'm just claiming that the swing off is we're all home by 11.15. But you're not claiming that the Schwaber thing
is your idea, you're not claiming that?
I'm just claiming that the swing off is my idea.
That's what I'm claiming.
So you are claiming it's your idea.
Yes, I am, I'm claiming it's my idea.
We talked about it on this show.
So you think he stole the idea and then that-
I don't think he stole my idea, I know he stole my idea.
I mean, I do are there any are there any
Things that you can do about that other than publicly accuse him
There's is there any way for us to get that controversy up in the air, you know, if people steal jokes
It's a controversy if Rob Manfred is stealing ideas from you. I believe that people need to
Do we need to get Pablo Torre to find out like what do what do we need to do in order for people to know?
That that's a Stu gots idea that that's not a Rob Manfred, but there was an idea that rescued baseball
A night ago everyone came in here all excited about the baseball all-star game
And it was Stu gots his idea and it's Stugatz's idea and it's a stolen
idea and nobody knows it's a stolen idea. The last time we discussed this we did
play the original clip of Stugatz presenting formally the idea to Rob
Manfred which was dismissed. And the idea wasn't exactly this though.
Manfred's gonna be able to complain that there were ponds in the
outfield. But Manfred's gonna be able to complain that were positive the outfield that i have he's got but manfred's gonna be is he gonna have plausible deniability is he
gonna be able to claim that it wasn't
you know when
when jokes are stolen or people are accused of joke stealing uh... the other
people say well we have the same ideas man for gonna be able to just say
people to people are allowed to have the same idea this was not stolen from
stewardess kisses this would be a fairly that would this not be a major victory for our show to have
the commissioner of baseball have to either apologize or concede that one of the great
changes in his sports history was an idea that Stu Gotz had that he took from him?
Money will do.
Well that apology is never going to happen.
Ever.
Like that will never happen.
He will never say I took that idea from Stu Gotz.
Never.
I don't think even if we play it,
he's gonna hear it or acknowledge it.
Right.
And most people will buy into that
given their standing in the public eye.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
There's stuff in here about like ball pits, trampolines,
Magic at Bat's, I'm not seeing.
So listen, the Magic at Bat is what I actually pitched
to Rob Manfred, he didn't like the idea and then he tried to run with it.
He put some floaters out there to see what the reaction would be.
It'll happen.
The swing off is something we discussed, not with Rob.
Right.
We discussed it as a show.
We just said that.
Because I said I'm tired of extra inning games.
We said a home run derby.
It should be home runs that decide it.
We didn't come up with that exact way they did it, but we were like,
we need a home run off.
I was just saying like Dodgers, Yankees,
you have Otani versus Judge and you know,
five swings each and we're home by 11.
That's it.
The famous jack off idea.
Got it.
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This is the done libertar show with the Stu guards
Last night on a very smart night that ESPN took for itself a long time ago when sports historically
have been sleepy. Disney and ESPN go and get the most popular comedian going
anywhere and have him host the ESPYs. I want to play some of the clips for you
guys of Shane Gillis. I remember the last time I talked about Shane Gillis,
Stu Gotts had to look him up on his computer and he's not alone there. I saw a bunch of
articles promoting through Disney and ESPN. Shane Gillis still being
introduced to people last night because it feels like today there are two kinds
of famous. There was whatever's the famous that Disney and ESPN would give
you and then there's the famous that Shane Gillis has that is an internet fame or started as
an internet fame when all of these pockets of comedians found out that the podcast industry
provided like a highway to America where people were thinking these guys speak more freely
than others.
They speak more honestly than others they speak more honestly than other they speak to young men better than others
and they influenced
the culture
of america and shane gillis sits sort of a cool across the top of
that edge stugots where he can go back and forth from internet dirty were freer
over here to his complaining before doing what he did last night
man five o'clock on a bc is tough
that's tough crowd
five it's tough he was saying before this
before even got on stage i know what i'm going here
but this is going to be a tough crowd and it's going to be hard for me to be
funny from
for a bc
at five p m so how did he do because i have seen clips and i have seen
the quote unquote controversy over
date that once you get
shane gillis
you know that that's a joke you're getting
that carl anthony towns is going to get taken out with the joke
says hey girl and is on the line if you've hired shane gillis you know that he's going to
try to do that
and more
and so let's play a four or five clips here from last night of shane gillis
uh... trying to win over a really tough crowd
donald trump wants to stage a ufc fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in DC, Mike Pence almost died.
Alright.
You don't have to do that.
It was fine. I didn't write it.
Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but...
as it got deleted.
Must have probably deleted itself, right?
Probably never existed, actually.
Let's move on as a country and ignore that.
Play another one here. Play a couple of these.
...actually wanted me to be here to host this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver
because Joe thinks he's an alien.
And Donald Trump wanted me to be here to capture
Juan Soto for the same reason.
It's an alien joke.
Who booed up there dude?
Shut up.
Play another one.
When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA she's going to work at a Waffle House so she can
continue doing what she loves most, fist fighting black women. Give me one more.
Four time WNBA All-Star Brittany Hicks is here.
Give it up for Brittany everybody.
I'm joking around.
That's my friend's wife.
I knew none of you knew WNBA players.
That's crazy.
You'd clap for that.
Guy next to that lady was laughing art
That's his that's his co-host on his podcast Matt McCusker and his wife. How did how did he do good?
He's did he did his act like he did his job
You know what you're gonna get with Shane like you're gonna get some stuff that's on the line
You're gonna get some stuff that's funny and like it is what it is. How will he say that he did?
I felt like he was nervous
I felt like he sped through the stuff that i saw i think i have a funnier moment i have a funnier
political moment involving uh... not any comedians here but did you guys uh...
see when they tried to ask uh... pat mcafee a question before the all-star
game that had a lot of politics in it.
Let me set this up for you, because I think this is funnier than anything that happened
at the ESPYs.
McAfee has got a backward cap on, and he has got a sleeveless shirt, and he is there to
promote the All-Star Game and promote sports and promote fun and promote Pat McAfee.
And here is the question and answer back and forth
that is a little funnier politically
than what we just heard.
There is a law on the books here in Atlanta
that is a voter suppression law
that Joe Biden has called Jim Crow of the 21st century.
Dave, in 2021, in the MLB network special,
you said it's about being relentless with our voices
and speaking up, and this is not an isolated isolated moment and it needs to be something talked about on an
ongoing basis and being relentless with it.
What happened to being relentless with our voices and why are we in Atlanta when this
law is still on the books and it is a dangerous situation to be a journalist in Atlanta because
Atlanta has detained the most journalists by ICE.
I believe the question was a political question about laws that are on the books and everything like that.
And the All-Star game was taken out and now it's brought back. Interesting. I don't know if any of us are the experts or the ones that should be giving answers on that but respect and appreciate
The way you feel about it and I would assume that there was a reason or some conversation that was had by the MLB and the
State that all parties thought that this would be a wonderful host
City for the all-star game and I think everybody is all very excited to be back in the beautiful city of Atlanta
That was well done. Yeah.
I thought.
Yeah.
Well, we edited that.
Funnier still was he asked her initially to repeat that entire question.
Oh, right.
He pretended to not hear.
We took the funniest part out of that, the two funniest parts out of it, because at the
end Dave Roberts took a shot at it. I know Billy Rip Billy is gonna just look
at what Dave Roberts was doing and just immediately start hating it well no she
asked Dave Roberts she said Dave at the beginning so I was asking about comments
he made so it was a question directed Dave Roberts the first part of that
though was literally asking her to repeat the entirety of that question just to buy time.
It was simply to buy time.
That's called buying time, Dan. You're right.
That's what he was doing. He was buying time to try to figure out how he was going to give that great response.
Honestly, hearing it for the first time, knowing about this a little bit, I kind of wanted to hear it again too.
It's pretty heavy.
There's a lot in there.
And she's definitely going to repeat it.
She wants to say that all over again, word for word verbatim.
Yeah, I think his intentions are to buy time to find a way to answer it.
And then he landed on quite honestly the best possible answer for Pat McAfee and he did
it well.
I don't know if any of us are the experts
or the ones that should be giving answers on that.
I mean, salute, yes.
Yes, you were right, Pat.
Awesome work.
I'm a punter lady would have worked well, too.
That would have been great.
Just, just.
That would have been great.
I mean, that's Pat's vibe, and he is,
for the brand, on the brand. Delivered.
Billy, yesterday you were yelling and screaming
about Dave Roberts off air and I don't even remember
what it is that was causing that.
It wasn't that, it was something else.
I wasn't yelling and screaming, I was just, you know,
Dave Roberts, I'm not a fan.
There are people mad about Dave Roberts
and his, you know, home run selection
and the fact that he was, you know that he was, some were saying in the office
was dragging out the All-Star game
because he kept taking out people to get standing ovations
in the middle of innings.
And I'm not a fan of Dave Roberts, good for him.
I'm glad he has his World Series.
Could anyone have won a World Series with the Dodgers?
Well, anyone but him for a long time
because he kept losing World Series with Super Teams,
but you know what it is, hey, he had a good stolen base
once, so congrats to Dave Roberts.
He should have more, I mean, you are 100% right.
He should have like three or four World Series.
Some are saying that, but the teams they give this guy,
you'd think that the guy would have a handful of rings
already, one, geez.
That was a big stolen base.
It took Shohei Otani to do it.
It was a big stolen base.
It was.
Guys living off one stolen base.
Is that the biggest one ever?
Billy gave him credit appropriately.
Yeah, thank you.
Some are calling me the McAfee of handling that question.
It is the biggest stolen base ever, isn't it?
No, I think Jackie Robinson famously stole a base,
rather than that. OK, you want to Robinson famously stole a bass better than that.
Okay, you wanna tell me more about it?
He stole home, didn't he?
Well, so did Benny the Jet Rodriguez.
Yeah, he did.
Oh yeah.
Put it on the poll at LeBotard Show,
does Dave Roberts, you don't have to discredit
Dave Roberts' stolen bass just cause you hate
everything else other than the stolen bass.
I did not discredit him, I said he had a good
stolen bass once.
I think Roberts won two World Series as the Dodgers manager,
but he should have won five.
I mean, yeah.
And then the COVID World Series, come on.
Does it count?
That is a whole thing.
And then Justin Turner wasn't supposed to be playing.
Remember, then he was out there with his mask on.
He took his mask off.
He tested positive.
He should have been ineligible, but he
went back out to celebrate.
Don't think I forgot about that.
JT.
You did discredit the stolen base by immediately saying Jackie Robinson stole a base.
No, you're not discrediting something to say.
No, bullshit.
No, no, no, the question was asked.
You guys know how things work.
No, that was.
You said it was just the greatest stolen base ever.
I said, no.
We're a sports show.
That's not to say that.
He just named a person that stole a base.
We named two others that could be in contention,
Jackie Robinson and Benny the Jet Rodriguez.
I think it can be argued that Dave Roberts
has the most famous stolen bass.
I agree. Right.
That has to be Ricky Henderson.
Yeah, the internet says it's Ricky's
record-breaking stolen bass.
Dan, we wholeheartedly agree that it can be argued.
Well, the greatest thing, I wish we could get,
let's see, can we play video of Ricky Henderson holding up
that bass because it's the single most arrogant
celebration I have seen while standing next to Lubroch.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
He's holding the bass over his head,
and he's just saying again and again
to Lubrock and everyone who would listen,
I am the greatest.
But you did dilute, you did dilute Dave Roberts' stolen base.
Sure, yeah, no, Dave Roberts stealing second base
is more impressive than Jackie Robinson stealing home
in a World Series game.
Okay, I'll give it to you.
Good for Dave Roberts.
Or Benny the Jet Rodriguez stealing home
with his childhood friend on the call. I don't know if you guys know because we tried to do this quietly and
this will be a visual surprise more than audio so forgive me audio audience but I've told the
audience before here that among us here we don't have a lot of, you know, handymen or outdoorsmen here in our group.
We're not a fix-it group.
But Jeremy Tesche and Chris Cody have a new outdoorsman,
Southern Outdoorsman podcast
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And I just want to introduce the audience here
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Do we have some real or fake podcast entries to go with here? Do we? Yes, we do.
I feel really good about this one, gents.
Let's hear the open.
Yeah, at your kindest leisure, I'll buy you some time.
Listen up, time to think fast.
Is this a real or fake podcast? Mira Parriba with Jose Batista.
Wow.
Wow.
Mira Parriba with Joey Bats.
Follows me on Twitter.
He follows everybody.
Oh man.
I don't believe that that is a real podcast.
Mira Parriba, that means looking up, right, for those Anguos that are listening.
And I don't think Joey Bats would be looking up, right?
His would be more like
Taking a hack somewhere. Yeah, Blaine. Yeah, he looked up a lot. I'm gonna say it's real. Yeah, yeah, so random that it's real
It's a it's a fake podcast. Oh
No cap with Bonzi Wells
Man I'm gonna say yes
Yeah, but it's with Bonzi.
You know?
No cap though.
No cap with a former GM maybe, Bonzi Wells.
Well I don't think you know what no cap is.
I have no idea what no cap is.
No salary cap.
Bobby Marks?
No cap with Bobby Marks.
Brian Cash.
No cap with Mickey Lewis.
I mean, it's real.
Dan, any guesses?
So I think Bonzi Wells does have a podcast.
I just don't know if that's the name of it or not.
And if it is, it should be like if I was his marketing team,
it's a great name.
So I'm going to guess yes.
It's a fake podcast.
Oh, wow. You fell for it.
Yeah.
No free lunch with Endomic and Sue.
Ooh, he does have a pod now, right?
No free lunch with Endomic and Sue.
I say it's real.
Well, I've been invited on it.
Look at me, Louie.
Hold on a second here.
Hold on.
Yes, I've got it.
Oh, yeah.
Look at me, Louie.
But I don't know if that's the name of it.
You were busy doing homework or?
Well, I had to do it for that podcast.
I needed some research.
Jesus Christ.
It's a real podcast.
Say no next time.
It's a real podcast.
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Duncan Sheik.
Are you taking a guess or it's a good whistling thing?
I don't know who Duncan Keith is.
Duncan Keith is a Chicago Blackhawk.
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There was a game yesterday that Tony wanted to play with Dominique Foxworth and we never got to it
On site with him by the way
And really yeah, I haven't forgot so you're mad at that. You're not mad. I'm not mad
I'm just saying it's on site. Well on sites a physical threat. Yeah, and it's also a podcast hmm
How many people are you gonna threaten to fight at the office?
I'd force I want steps in and says you know what not appropriate. I don't know. I just said it sounds like I didn't threaten any violence
I just said it's on site. It could be a hug. It could be some talking to you know. I don't know, I just said it's on site. I didn't threaten any violence, I just said it's on site.
It could be a hug, it could be some talking to,
you know, a conversation.
No, he said that's physical, you said yes.
Well, hugs physical.
Thank you.
On site though, that means on site we fist fight, right?
That's not on site heated argument, correct?
When you say on site, do I have this wrong? When you say on site do i have this wrong when you say on site
it's a threat there's no disputing on site is a threat threat to what we don't
know in this particular instance but yes occasionally
on site i think it's all the time i don't think it's occasionally i think if
you say that some if you're if the words on site make an appearance you're saying
that upon site you're going to fight someone not argue with them
not disagree with them you're gonna fight you're physically that upon sight you're going to fight someone not argue with them not
Disagree with them you're gonna fight you're gonna physically you have threatened to physically fight a former NFL player Well, that's your intention when you say it
But once the person gets on site if it turns into an apology and a hug, that's what happens
I mean, so for those who weren't listening yesterday
You're threatening to fight him when you see or your whatever. I didn't say fight
Okay, just whatever it is on site because fight, yeah. Okay. Just on site.
Whatever it is on site because he said
you could not have been a college tight end?
No, because he was a bit disrespectful in the way he said it.
And I don't think. He laughed through it.
Yeah.
Well, Billy, I'd like to, if I could,
because I have remorse about not following your face
yesterday on a Wild Billy Wednesday,
where when Tony was talking about
chain snatching, something rose up in you that feels like what a lot of people in Miami did to
Alex Rodriguez when he said he grew up in the hood, and a lot of people know where he grew up,
and they're like, Alex, you know good and well that's not the hood. When Tony was talking about
chain snatching yesterday, you seem to think that you know where Tony well that's not the hood. When Tony was talking about chain snatching yesterday,
you seem to think that you know where Tony lives better
than we know where Tony lives.
Correct, nailed it.
That's exactly what happened.
I don't think Tony is having chains snatched around him.
Of course not, because I take care of my chain.
A, B, we live in a city in Miami
where there's a lot of people that are stealing things,
a lot of people that are doing things that are not great,
and if you have a diamond encrusted ring
around your neck, somebody will snatch it.
It doesn't matter where you are,
you can be in Kendall, you can be in Overtown,
you can be in Hialeah, you can be in Brickle,
you can be in downtown.
Somebody walks by with what they think is valuable,
yank, see ya.
But Billy, I don't know why you are now
just putting your hands under the face of Mike Ryan
and letting Mike Ryan speak when I was asking you.
No, I'm just, he seemed to react the same way.
I could be wrong.
I am also from around the mean streets where Tony resides.
That's what I told him.
I go, Tony, you live in Killian.
I don't, by the way.
He doesn't.
No, he doesn't.
No, let's get this right.
He doesn't live in Killian.
Trust me, I'm not on the same level as Mike.
He's not in Killian.
Went to Killian.
But I saw a bunch of chain snatch there.
But I'm fairly confident he can wear a chain around.
Would the back rope change his back?
But Mike doesn't understand the context of what
we were talking about yesterday.
So we had Roz on yesterday, right?
And she got her ring from the New York Liberty.
And she was saying, what I can do
is maybe put it on a necklace and wear it as a cute necklace.
And what I told her is, when you're
wearing a championship ring on a necklace, it's got yeah high yank ability. Yeah, somebody can walk by
Yank it, you know run into a crowd and you're gone and that's what I was telling her
Yeah in New York City and then Billy made it about me here, which obviously is completely asinine but go ahead
I think you're good in your in your hood. Thank you. I'm good in every hood by the way
I think you're good in your hood. Thank you.
I'm good in every hood, by the way.
High yankability at LeBotard Show.
You live by an airport that is specifically
for private aircraft.
I mean, I think the only way to settle this is send Tony out
with a ring around a necklace.
And he walks the entire show.
I think Mike goes into more areas where someone yank his chain than Tony does and Mike has his chain around his neck just fine.
I think you guys should explain to the audience what you're doing when you're Killian shaming people.
I mean there's a difference.
He lives in a very nice area.
There's a little pocket.
An extremely nice area.
It's like the Winnie the Pooh meme.
There's Kendall and then there's Killian.
What is wrong with that though?
No there's nothing wrong with living in Killian. What are you saying?
It's its affluence so nobody's going to yank your chain is what you're saying.
What I want, this is what I want to get at, okay?
And I want to explain it to the audience because it seems like I saw it on Billy's face yesterday.
He objects to when Tony is indicating some sort of street credibility, it seems like
to me. I may have this wrong,
but I thought it just made another appearance.
All it is, is me giving sound advice
to somebody who lives in a city
where somebody can yank your chain
and run away and disappear very quickly.
It was great advice.
It was great advice.
But Billy always tiene algo que...
Have you ever seen Malibu's most wanted?
Yes.
That's it.
Great flick.
That's the explanation.
I get Tony's point. It's literally, it's...
Go ahead.
If you have a ring, a championship ring that's gaudy,
hanging around depending on the size of the chain.
It's a dangerous game.
More likely than on your finger.
You're asking for someone to snatch that chain.
You are.
You're asking for it.
Yeah, especially if you're on the mean streets
of where Tony resides.
But again, this was for Roz, who lives in New York City.
Wow. Tony, have you seen Malibu's most wanted? especially if you're in the mean streets of where Tony resides. But again, this was for Ross who lives in New York city.
Okay.
Tony,
have you seen Malibu's most wanted because I don't think I've heard a deeper
cut here than that.
I choose to go above it. I've, I know what it is. It's stupid. It's ridiculous,
but no, but again, it's a wow, Billy Thursday and everything Billy says is
perfect. Oh yeah. Cause that's definitely me. Okay. No for sure
Peanut butter paradise here with whey protein. That's not you on site with Billy clothes when others go low you go high very close
He's on site. I
Wish you would hit me
See that's the kind of guy you don't want to hit the guys I'm gonna sue you like okay, buddy
Yeah, precisely weird vibing here. I know it would. See, that's the kind of guy you don't want to hit. The guy's, I'm gonna sue you. I'm like, okay, buddy. Yeah, precisely.
Weird vibe in here, I know.
It is, it's hot.
I didn't do it.
It's hot.
Again, context four.
Honestly, it's so hot that you could put me on a plane
and I could go to the factory,
get the part that's missing and be back faster
than this company is sending it.
It's been five days.
Like, what is taking so long?
I feel really bad for Robert.
You know what?
Falling apart at the seams, man.
Give me a favor.
Give me a favor, Billy. Get on an? Falling apart at the seams, man. Do me a favor. Do me a favor, Billy.
Get on an airplane and go, please, God, please.
Video, do me a favor. I'd like Billy to interview Robert
about what's taking so long with the air conditioning
around here. I'd like a live interview with Robert,
the poor IT guy who's trying to hold up a South Florida
summer on his shoulders, stays here every day till 8 p.m. as Billy complains about sweating a little bit.
Being told Robert is already denying our request for an interview.
Wow, he's too tired from the last five days of trying to beat the South Florida summer.
All House Republicans voted against Robert being interviewed.
It's crazy.
I need an interview, a live interview of Billy of Robert just complaining about how hot it
is in here because we are headed to South Florida summers that are going to get hotter
and hotter.
I don't know that there's any way of reversing this and the equipment around here is expensive.
I have people running from downstairs panicked because the expensive equipment needs to not melt.
I'm being told Robert is preparing a statement.
Oh wow.
Okay.
It's not Robert's fault,
also they're just as hot as we are.
This is just a collective frustration
that everybody in the office has.
Understood, but you just filed a complaint publicly
saying what the hell's going on after five days.
I need answers, I don't have any answers.
It's a good question. Let's ask it of the person who's been trying to fix the air conditioning. He's preparing
a statement. I think Billy nailed it though. There's a part. We're waiting on a part. Yep.
That's what we're being told. That's what I heard. I'm fine with the television crew following me all
around the building as I try to get answers if you want me to go up to the 13th floor. The poor guy
who's sweating up there because he keeps running up and down
because he's panicked because our equipment is melting.
They have air.
The other places have air.
Yeah, they're doing just fine.
Yeah, the elevator well has air.
Like upstairs, the gym has air.
It's just here.
Do you think we're being denied air purposely
by somebody in the building?
Maybe.
That we're being choked out in the parking garage
with exhaust fumes.
Slowly. I think Pablo Torres found out in the parking garage with exhaust fumes. Slowly.
I think Pablo Torres found out too many things
about too many people and they may think that he works here.
Yeah.
And they're trying to smoke him out.
He says he's got another one today.
Great.
Has that dropped yet?
Has that dropped yet?
Because Pablo has now climbed right to the top
of the podcast rankings and he's doing it on merit.
He's doing it with stories.
It's really hard to do with the trough
because you have more information than other people are but he's climbed right to the top
Of the business with with you know something that people obviously crave like it may not be all of you because you don't want to do
Deep dives but a whole lot of you obviously crave it because he's going deeper than anyone else is on subject matter
He just dropped the other ones we sparked an NFL Union crisis. Here's the sequel, but I will say this obviously I've been getting to a lot of these public Tory finds out I'm getting to it
I listened to the one yesterday Milly Beasley the first public Tory finds out ever that I listened to and
Son of a bitch he did it. He's on he's on such a heater and that is a very difficult podcast
There's a lot of reporting
It's exhaustive a lot of research that goes into it for him to spring into action and seize on something that is literally in the headlines
right now, it takes an incredible effort.
And he met the moment yet again.
He's on a tear.
Pete Slauson Chris Cody is headed this weekend to something
that he needs a little bit of advice from Stugatsen because he has fear about something
that I don't think should spawn much in the way of fear.
I would think that Chris Cody goes to Vegas
the way that I used to go to Vegas,
which is very excited upon leaving
and then great remorse and regret on the flight back.
I think that's the way most of the way it works.
You know, like most people do it.
But if I were going to do what you're doing this weekend,
I would not be doing so with fear what are you afraid of i fear the sphere
uh... i'm going to this fear this weekend with my wife and i'm just i've
been reading article like you know my algorithm now is everything sphere and
apparently i can get vertigo
well you can i mean mike alerted me to this cuz he went to the sphere first i
think he went to see you too and said, be careful with some of the seats
because some of them are blocked,
some of them are up high, you might get dizzy.
And I did find myself, the first time I went to the Sphere,
I sat in the 200 level.
That's where I'm at.
I did not enjoy it.
Oh no, thank you.
That makes me feel better.
This is dead in company, okay?
Like I've never been to a concert of theirs
and not enjoyed it.
And that lasted for like a set. And then I figured out, Hey, I need boots on the ground.
Yeah. I need my feet on the floor. Bad trip. I got it. Yes. And I got a GA ticket. I went
down to the floor. I stood there. I was on solid ground. I didn't get dizzy again. And
I enjoyed the hell out of the rest. So your recipe was mushrooms 200 level. Get off the
200 level. I mean,. Yeah, that's true.
Are we talking milligrams?
That was the same recipe that I was planning on,
so I'm a little worried now.
All right.
Well, I'm telling you, so now you can change it.
So I shouldn't do mushrooms?
No, you should do mushrooms.
You should absolutely do mushrooms.
Just get out of the 200.
You should absolutely do mushrooms.
If I may, because I don't have any familiarity
with mushrooms, if you are afraid
and headed into a high stimulus area,
would mushrooms have anything to do
with triggering paranoia or more fear
if you're already afraid?
Yeah, you're gonna have a bad trip.
Yeah. I mean, I would not recommend
for someone's first time they do this fear
because there is so much stimuli around you.
Unless they're on the floor, boots on the ground.
Micro dosing, guys, relax.
I'll be fine. Right, not the same.