The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: I'm Good In Every Hood

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

"How many people are you going to fight in the office before someone steps in and says it's inappropriate?" Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container tackle t-shirt statements, stolen ideas, the greatest s...tolen base of all-time, and the 200 level at The Sphere. Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:23 Shadow in it. Shadow in it. Shadow show shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow shadow in it shadow in it Stu gots I don't know how often you are getting lured by YouTube shorts or AI videos but can you do you feel like you can recognize when a video that you've clicked on is being narrated on by a fake voice with like a hundred percent certainty no how close to a hundred percent certainty? No. How close to a hundred percent do you feel when the fake voice? Coin toss. Is it always is it always a coin toss? So AI is gonna keep getting better at this right? Because right now I can tell through the speech very often even though they're trying to
Starting point is 00:01:00 trick me when the fake voice is saying and let me tell you something else or let me tell you like they're trying to trick me when the fake voice is saying and let me tell you something else or let me tell you like they're Trying to trick me and they're getting better at tricking me. Are you guys good at it? Are you guys good at identifying better than we are at identifying when a voice is fake on a video that's being narrated? It's tough to tell I catch it a lot But if it gets by me, it's not like I notice that it got by me, right? If it's successful at fooling me, I'll never know. It's almost like when you, you hear somebody, then you know,
Starting point is 00:01:29 this reading where you, they pronounce a, a certain way. I can sometimes hear the AI do like, uh, a this, that, and it's like, Oh, I got you. Do you get mad when they do the stuff that they're doing with? And I got to tell you like they're doing, that's where they get me though. I'm like, you got to tell me, okay, I got to That's where they get me though, I'm like, you gotta tell them, okay, I gotta listen. You appreciate the effort, you appreciate the effort in the con.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I do, yes. My favorite IG algo presently is not AI, it's a bunch of meathead dudes doing inspirational stuff, talking to someone that is off screen that is not actually there. You don't know that. No, they're not there. There is no chance in hell
Starting point is 00:02:04 there is someone actually interviewing this person. But it's a thing where people sit in a living room or sit in front of a pool and they're talking to a microphone, looking off camera as if they're on an actual podcast. When it's not, they're just talking in clips. Talking in sound bites with a fake interviewer? They're yours.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Yes, they just look off screen. They have David Muir down. You're talking about somebody who's giving off the affect of wanting to appear like they're important enough to be interviewed. And 90% of the time, when someone's giving that off, it's not an actual podcast. It's just some dude that set up a camera
Starting point is 00:02:45 and is talking to someone that is not actually there. This is really Stugatz's time. I don't wanna say he was born too early because the time of fraud and scam and the ability to fool people with trickeration. Stugatz should be a giant right now, conquering all of artificial intelligence. I'm getting to it, Dan-O.
Starting point is 00:03:06 That last part of the AI. He's got the A down. He's got the artificial down. That is correct. Howdy folks. It's Mike Ryan. If you were listening to the show just a couple days ago, you know that Jeremy came up with the top five, breath of fresh
Starting point is 00:03:21 air type of list, a really refreshing feeling and on that list, Jeremy, help me out. I mean that first sip of a Miller Light at the barbecue on a hot day crack it open. That sound. That sound. Feelings better. That sound ultra satisfying and then that first sip it hits and yes while it's hot outside as it is presently cools your body down it hits a And yes, while it's hot outside as it is presently, cools your body down, it hits a little different down here in South Florida. But as someone that had Miller Lite north of the border, and basically football tailgates as the leaves turn,
Starting point is 00:03:54 there really isn't a bad time to turn into Miller time. Next time we should do a top five times to have Miller time. I like where your head's at, because it's every time. That's right. Every time. Morning time, well, scratch that. Nah, where your head's at. Because it's every time. That's right. Every time. Morning time. Well, scratch that.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Nah, morning time. Morning time if you need it. If you're on vacation. If you're on vacation. If you're in a morning tailgate, there's a noon game. It's Miller Time somewhere. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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Starting point is 00:04:50 As I look around the room here, I don't see a lot of T-shirts being, making statements, trying to make statements. When I walked out of my home for the first time today though, I saw a T-shirt that would allow me to make a very absolute assessment of somebody. Unfortunately it's two different extreme assessments I can make based on not knowing what the person actually is about. The first thing I saw today on a t-shirt was somebody wearing
Starting point is 00:05:26 a Jake Paul Mike Tyson t-shirt. If that person is doing that to be funny, they're someone I want to be friends with. If that person isn't being funny with that, they're somebody I would really want to avoid. The last time I saw a t-shirt like that that made me feel like that it was for a Creed Cruise. Hmm. And it's recent. I don't know can you tell me who the headliners are on the Creed Cruise? It has to be Creed. Other than Creed but once that person is wearing a Creed Cruise shirt if they're doing it to be funny I want to be friends with you. If you're doing
Starting point is 00:06:01 it because you're proud that you went on a Creed cruise, I do not. You guys are not in agreement with me. If you're wearing a Paul Tyson t-shirt, it has to be to be funny. The problem is how do you know, right? Like you have to go talk to the person and see what they're about. Hey, the shirt, oh yeah, it was there, it was awesome,
Starting point is 00:06:17 whatever, or yeah, you got his ass, but he was kind of funny. Too close to the event. I think they're actually honoring the event. Really? Yeah. If it's seven years from now it's funny. Three doors down. I mean. Thoughts and prayers. Lead singer. Bad cancer. Really? Yeah. Stage four. Do you guys took a dark turn there? Do you guys make any t-shirt statements? Put it on
Starting point is 00:06:39 the poll at LeBotard show because I was surprised to come in today and there was not we were doing nothing in the way of t-shirt statements statement I mean you really shouldn't judge a person by the t-shirt they're wearing it's unfair I disagree at the end of the show I say they were just at work why would we be coming in trying to make statements I mean Mike for a blockbuster shirt a couple days ago and I thought it was a punishment at first but then I quickly realized oh no it's just a blockbuster sure yeah but people thought I was from the internet that was from the actual legit last blockbuster Wow Wow. From Bend, Oregon.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Hmm. There is still a last blockbuster, right? It's not gone yet. I think that one, I think that one closed in terms of like being a practical blockbuster that people would go in and rent movies at. I, some, something every day seems to make me ask the question, do we still do this? And I have to read a book as a homework assignment, and I wanted Cliff Notes, and I didn't know whether we still do actual Cliff Notes. Going back to school or? You can, there's a new updated way to do Cliff Notes.
Starting point is 00:07:39 You just throw the book in a chat GPT and you ask for, give me the TLDR. Yes, but if I wanted actual cliff notes, if I wanted to ask certain people in our audience who are 25 years old, what's happening? Why are you and Stu Godson? Why are you going back to school? We're concerned.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Yeah, it's concerning. I've thought about going back to school, like oh, if this doesn't work out, what's my next career? I have to do research for a project. I have to do a project What are you doing? No research for work with your castle friends you guys wouldn't know what I'm talking about You have a castle friends Dan rents castles with 20 people at a time Thanks for the invite. I do not rent castles. 20 people.
Starting point is 00:08:27 My point from yesterday stands, I'm guessing that the majority of the audience did not know they could stay at a castle for $300 a night. I was right and I am talking about- Excalibur? 20 friends going and renting a castle is something others do, it's not something
Starting point is 00:08:46 I am going or would do. Then Jeremy was tasked with finding castles and he found one in like Texas, and we're like, that's not a real castle. Now you're all caught up. I really don't wanna do the show that way, but thanks guys for doing the show that way. So Stugatz is complaining on Stupotity
Starting point is 00:09:03 that Manfred stole his idea. Well he did, two of them. By the way, there's still a blockbuster, it's in Bend, Oregon. That's what he said, but that's the one he was talking about. Is it still open and active? I believe it is, yes. You don't know though, you're not totally sure. What he just confirmed is what Mike knew was so, but now... I was doing homework. What he just confirmed is what Mike knew was so, but now...
Starting point is 00:09:25 I was doing homework. The two accusations that you've leveled at Manfred? Well he stole, he's trying to steal two of my ideas. One of them, the magic at bat, we'll see where that goes. But we talked many years ago about just, hey, when we get to extra innings, nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to wait around on a Tuesday night for a game that might go to the 16th inning.
Starting point is 00:09:49 And so why not just when you get a game that's tied, rather than go to the 10th inning, just your best player, their best player, get a pitcher up there, have a swing off, we're all home by 11.15. But you're not claiming that the Schwaber thing is your idea, you're not claiming that? I'm just claiming that the swing off is we're all home by 11.15. But you're not claiming that the Schwaber thing is your idea, you're not claiming that? I'm just claiming that the swing off is my idea.
Starting point is 00:10:09 That's what I'm claiming. So you are claiming it's your idea. Yes, I am, I'm claiming it's my idea. We talked about it on this show. So you think he stole the idea and then that- I don't think he stole my idea, I know he stole my idea. I mean, I do are there any are there any Things that you can do about that other than publicly accuse him
Starting point is 00:10:31 There's is there any way for us to get that controversy up in the air, you know, if people steal jokes It's a controversy if Rob Manfred is stealing ideas from you. I believe that people need to Do we need to get Pablo Torre to find out like what do what do we need to do in order for people to know? That that's a Stu gots idea that that's not a Rob Manfred, but there was an idea that rescued baseball A night ago everyone came in here all excited about the baseball all-star game And it was Stu gots his idea and it's Stugatz's idea and it's a stolen idea and nobody knows it's a stolen idea. The last time we discussed this we did play the original clip of Stugatz presenting formally the idea to Rob
Starting point is 00:11:13 Manfred which was dismissed. And the idea wasn't exactly this though. Manfred's gonna be able to complain that there were ponds in the outfield. But Manfred's gonna be able to complain that were positive the outfield that i have he's got but manfred's gonna be is he gonna have plausible deniability is he gonna be able to claim that it wasn't you know when when jokes are stolen or people are accused of joke stealing uh... the other people say well we have the same ideas man for gonna be able to just say people to people are allowed to have the same idea this was not stolen from
Starting point is 00:11:41 stewardess kisses this would be a fairly that would this not be a major victory for our show to have the commissioner of baseball have to either apologize or concede that one of the great changes in his sports history was an idea that Stu Gotz had that he took from him? Money will do. Well that apology is never going to happen. Ever. Like that will never happen. He will never say I took that idea from Stu Gotz.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Never. I don't think even if we play it, he's gonna hear it or acknowledge it. Right. And most people will buy into that given their standing in the public eye. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. There's stuff in here about like ball pits, trampolines,
Starting point is 00:12:18 Magic at Bat's, I'm not seeing. So listen, the Magic at Bat is what I actually pitched to Rob Manfred, he didn't like the idea and then he tried to run with it. He put some floaters out there to see what the reaction would be. It'll happen. The swing off is something we discussed, not with Rob. Right. We discussed it as a show.
Starting point is 00:12:36 We just said that. Because I said I'm tired of extra inning games. We said a home run derby. It should be home runs that decide it. We didn't come up with that exact way they did it, but we were like, we need a home run off. I was just saying like Dodgers, Yankees, you have Otani versus Judge and you know,
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Starting point is 00:14:04 Do you have more is that it? No? Thank you guys for let me go through that smoothly This is the done libertar show with the Stu guards Last night on a very smart night that ESPN took for itself a long time ago when sports historically have been sleepy. Disney and ESPN go and get the most popular comedian going anywhere and have him host the ESPYs. I want to play some of the clips for you guys of Shane Gillis. I remember the last time I talked about Shane Gillis, Stu Gotts had to look him up on his computer and he's not alone there. I saw a bunch of articles promoting through Disney and ESPN. Shane Gillis still being
Starting point is 00:14:54 introduced to people last night because it feels like today there are two kinds of famous. There was whatever's the famous that Disney and ESPN would give you and then there's the famous that Shane Gillis has that is an internet fame or started as an internet fame when all of these pockets of comedians found out that the podcast industry provided like a highway to America where people were thinking these guys speak more freely than others. They speak more honestly than others they speak more honestly than other they speak to young men better than others and they influenced
Starting point is 00:15:28 the culture of america and shane gillis sits sort of a cool across the top of that edge stugots where he can go back and forth from internet dirty were freer over here to his complaining before doing what he did last night man five o'clock on a bc is tough that's tough crowd five it's tough he was saying before this before even got on stage i know what i'm going here
Starting point is 00:15:56 but this is going to be a tough crowd and it's going to be hard for me to be funny from for a bc at five p m so how did he do because i have seen clips and i have seen the quote unquote controversy over date that once you get shane gillis you know that that's a joke you're getting
Starting point is 00:16:15 that carl anthony towns is going to get taken out with the joke says hey girl and is on the line if you've hired shane gillis you know that he's going to try to do that and more and so let's play a four or five clips here from last night of shane gillis uh... trying to win over a really tough crowd donald trump wants to stage a ufc fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in DC, Mike Pence almost died. Alright.
Starting point is 00:16:52 You don't have to do that. It was fine. I didn't write it. Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but... as it got deleted. Must have probably deleted itself, right? Probably never existed, actually. Let's move on as a country and ignore that. Play another one here. Play a couple of these.
Starting point is 00:17:16 ...actually wanted me to be here to host this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver because Joe thinks he's an alien. And Donald Trump wanted me to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason. It's an alien joke. Who booed up there dude? Shut up. Play another one.
Starting point is 00:17:34 When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA she's going to work at a Waffle House so she can continue doing what she loves most, fist fighting black women. Give me one more. Four time WNBA All-Star Brittany Hicks is here. Give it up for Brittany everybody. I'm joking around. That's my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:03 You'd clap for that. Guy next to that lady was laughing art That's his that's his co-host on his podcast Matt McCusker and his wife. How did how did he do good? He's did he did his act like he did his job You know what you're gonna get with Shane like you're gonna get some stuff that's on the line You're gonna get some stuff that's funny and like it is what it is. How will he say that he did? I felt like he was nervous I felt like he sped through the stuff that i saw i think i have a funnier moment i have a funnier
Starting point is 00:18:30 political moment involving uh... not any comedians here but did you guys uh... see when they tried to ask uh... pat mcafee a question before the all-star game that had a lot of politics in it. Let me set this up for you, because I think this is funnier than anything that happened at the ESPYs. McAfee has got a backward cap on, and he has got a sleeveless shirt, and he is there to promote the All-Star Game and promote sports and promote fun and promote Pat McAfee. And here is the question and answer back and forth
Starting point is 00:19:06 that is a little funnier politically than what we just heard. There is a law on the books here in Atlanta that is a voter suppression law that Joe Biden has called Jim Crow of the 21st century. Dave, in 2021, in the MLB network special, you said it's about being relentless with our voices and speaking up, and this is not an isolated isolated moment and it needs to be something talked about on an
Starting point is 00:19:28 ongoing basis and being relentless with it. What happened to being relentless with our voices and why are we in Atlanta when this law is still on the books and it is a dangerous situation to be a journalist in Atlanta because Atlanta has detained the most journalists by ICE. I believe the question was a political question about laws that are on the books and everything like that. And the All-Star game was taken out and now it's brought back. Interesting. I don't know if any of us are the experts or the ones that should be giving answers on that but respect and appreciate The way you feel about it and I would assume that there was a reason or some conversation that was had by the MLB and the State that all parties thought that this would be a wonderful host
Starting point is 00:20:16 City for the all-star game and I think everybody is all very excited to be back in the beautiful city of Atlanta That was well done. Yeah. I thought. Yeah. Well, we edited that. Funnier still was he asked her initially to repeat that entire question. Oh, right. He pretended to not hear.
Starting point is 00:20:38 We took the funniest part out of that, the two funniest parts out of it, because at the end Dave Roberts took a shot at it. I know Billy Rip Billy is gonna just look at what Dave Roberts was doing and just immediately start hating it well no she asked Dave Roberts she said Dave at the beginning so I was asking about comments he made so it was a question directed Dave Roberts the first part of that though was literally asking her to repeat the entirety of that question just to buy time. It was simply to buy time. That's called buying time, Dan. You're right.
Starting point is 00:21:15 That's what he was doing. He was buying time to try to figure out how he was going to give that great response. Honestly, hearing it for the first time, knowing about this a little bit, I kind of wanted to hear it again too. It's pretty heavy. There's a lot in there. And she's definitely going to repeat it. She wants to say that all over again, word for word verbatim. Yeah, I think his intentions are to buy time to find a way to answer it. And then he landed on quite honestly the best possible answer for Pat McAfee and he did
Starting point is 00:21:42 it well. I don't know if any of us are the experts or the ones that should be giving answers on that. I mean, salute, yes. Yes, you were right, Pat. Awesome work. I'm a punter lady would have worked well, too. That would have been great.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Just, just. That would have been great. I mean, that's Pat's vibe, and he is, for the brand, on the brand. Delivered. Billy, yesterday you were yelling and screaming about Dave Roberts off air and I don't even remember what it is that was causing that. It wasn't that, it was something else.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I wasn't yelling and screaming, I was just, you know, Dave Roberts, I'm not a fan. There are people mad about Dave Roberts and his, you know, home run selection and the fact that he was, you know that he was, some were saying in the office was dragging out the All-Star game because he kept taking out people to get standing ovations in the middle of innings.
Starting point is 00:22:33 And I'm not a fan of Dave Roberts, good for him. I'm glad he has his World Series. Could anyone have won a World Series with the Dodgers? Well, anyone but him for a long time because he kept losing World Series with Super Teams, but you know what it is, hey, he had a good stolen base once, so congrats to Dave Roberts. He should have more, I mean, you are 100% right.
Starting point is 00:22:54 He should have like three or four World Series. Some are saying that, but the teams they give this guy, you'd think that the guy would have a handful of rings already, one, geez. That was a big stolen base. It took Shohei Otani to do it. It was a big stolen base. It was.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Guys living off one stolen base. Is that the biggest one ever? Billy gave him credit appropriately. Yeah, thank you. Some are calling me the McAfee of handling that question. It is the biggest stolen base ever, isn't it? No, I think Jackie Robinson famously stole a base, rather than that. OK, you want to Robinson famously stole a bass better than that.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Okay, you wanna tell me more about it? He stole home, didn't he? Well, so did Benny the Jet Rodriguez. Yeah, he did. Oh yeah. Put it on the poll at LeBotard Show, does Dave Roberts, you don't have to discredit Dave Roberts' stolen bass just cause you hate
Starting point is 00:23:37 everything else other than the stolen bass. I did not discredit him, I said he had a good stolen bass once. I think Roberts won two World Series as the Dodgers manager, but he should have won five. I mean, yeah. And then the COVID World Series, come on. Does it count?
Starting point is 00:23:52 That is a whole thing. And then Justin Turner wasn't supposed to be playing. Remember, then he was out there with his mask on. He took his mask off. He tested positive. He should have been ineligible, but he went back out to celebrate. Don't think I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:24:03 JT. You did discredit the stolen base by immediately saying Jackie Robinson stole a base. No, you're not discrediting something to say. No, bullshit. No, no, no, the question was asked. You guys know how things work. No, that was. You said it was just the greatest stolen base ever.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I said, no. We're a sports show. That's not to say that. He just named a person that stole a base. We named two others that could be in contention, Jackie Robinson and Benny the Jet Rodriguez. I think it can be argued that Dave Roberts has the most famous stolen bass.
Starting point is 00:24:34 I agree. Right. That has to be Ricky Henderson. Yeah, the internet says it's Ricky's record-breaking stolen bass. Dan, we wholeheartedly agree that it can be argued. Well, the greatest thing, I wish we could get, let's see, can we play video of Ricky Henderson holding up that bass because it's the single most arrogant
Starting point is 00:24:56 celebration I have seen while standing next to Lubroch. Ha ha ha ha ha. He's holding the bass over his head, and he's just saying again and again to Lubrock and everyone who would listen, I am the greatest. But you did dilute, you did dilute Dave Roberts' stolen base. Sure, yeah, no, Dave Roberts stealing second base
Starting point is 00:25:16 is more impressive than Jackie Robinson stealing home in a World Series game. Okay, I'll give it to you. Good for Dave Roberts. Or Benny the Jet Rodriguez stealing home with his childhood friend on the call. I don't know if you guys know because we tried to do this quietly and this will be a visual surprise more than audio so forgive me audio audience but I've told the audience before here that among us here we don't have a lot of, you know, handymen or outdoorsmen here in our group.
Starting point is 00:25:48 We're not a fix-it group. But Jeremy Tesche and Chris Cody have a new outdoorsman, Southern Outdoorsman podcast that is going up the charts here. And I just want to introduce the audience here to the new cover art here, where Chris Cody and Jeremy Tesashay are you know just great outdoorsmen. Chris looks good.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Do we have some real or fake podcast entries to go with here? Do we? Yes, we do. I feel really good about this one, gents. Let's hear the open. Yeah, at your kindest leisure, I'll buy you some time. Listen up, time to think fast. Is this a real or fake podcast? Mira Parriba with Jose Batista. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Mira Parriba with Joey Bats. Follows me on Twitter. He follows everybody. Oh man. I don't believe that that is a real podcast. Mira Parriba, that means looking up, right, for those Anguos that are listening. And I don't think Joey Bats would be looking up, right? His would be more like
Starting point is 00:27:05 Taking a hack somewhere. Yeah, Blaine. Yeah, he looked up a lot. I'm gonna say it's real. Yeah, yeah, so random that it's real It's a it's a fake podcast. Oh No cap with Bonzi Wells Man I'm gonna say yes Yeah, but it's with Bonzi. You know? No cap though. No cap with a former GM maybe, Bonzi Wells.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Well I don't think you know what no cap is. I have no idea what no cap is. No salary cap. Bobby Marks? No cap with Bobby Marks. Brian Cash. No cap with Mickey Lewis. I mean, it's real.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Dan, any guesses? So I think Bonzi Wells does have a podcast. I just don't know if that's the name of it or not. And if it is, it should be like if I was his marketing team, it's a great name. So I'm going to guess yes. It's a fake podcast. Oh, wow. You fell for it.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yeah. No free lunch with Endomic and Sue. Ooh, he does have a pod now, right? No free lunch with Endomic and Sue. I say it's real. Well, I've been invited on it. Look at me, Louie. Hold on a second here.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Hold on. Yes, I've got it. Oh, yeah. Look at me, Louie. But I don't know if that's the name of it. You were busy doing homework or? Well, I had to do it for that podcast. I needed some research.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Jesus Christ. It's a real podcast. Say no next time. It's a real podcast. Barely Breathing with Duncan Sheik. Duncan Sheik. Are you taking a guess or it's a good whistling thing? I don't know who Duncan Keith is.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Duncan Keith is a Chicago Blackhawk. This is Duncan Sheik. Oh Sheik. I don't know who Duncan Sheik is. Iron Sheik Son. Oh really? What's the name? Barely Breathing with Duncan Sheik is. Iron Sheik Son. Oh really, what's the name? Barely Breathing with Duncan Sheik.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Real. It's not a podcast. No, it's a hit song from the 90s. I am barely breathing. I can't find here. You don't remember that one? You never walked through a CVS in your life? I do now.
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Starting point is 00:30:28 Don LeBattard. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gun drops, oh, what a rain that would be. Stugats. Standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops Oh what a rain that would be This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats There was a game yesterday that Tony wanted to play with Dominique Foxworth and we never got to it
Starting point is 00:31:04 On site with him by the way And really yeah, I haven't forgot so you're mad at that. You're not mad. I'm not mad I'm just saying it's on site. Well on sites a physical threat. Yeah, and it's also a podcast hmm How many people are you gonna threaten to fight at the office? I'd force I want steps in and says you know what not appropriate. I don't know. I just said it sounds like I didn't threaten any violence I just said it's on site. It could be a hug. It could be some talking to you know. I don't know, I just said it's on site. I didn't threaten any violence, I just said it's on site. It could be a hug, it could be some talking to, you know, a conversation.
Starting point is 00:31:28 No, he said that's physical, you said yes. Well, hugs physical. Thank you. On site though, that means on site we fist fight, right? That's not on site heated argument, correct? When you say on site, do I have this wrong? When you say on site do i have this wrong when you say on site it's a threat there's no disputing on site is a threat threat to what we don't know in this particular instance but yes occasionally
Starting point is 00:31:54 on site i think it's all the time i don't think it's occasionally i think if you say that some if you're if the words on site make an appearance you're saying that upon site you're going to fight someone not argue with them not disagree with them you're gonna fight you're physically that upon sight you're going to fight someone not argue with them not Disagree with them you're gonna fight you're gonna physically you have threatened to physically fight a former NFL player Well, that's your intention when you say it But once the person gets on site if it turns into an apology and a hug, that's what happens I mean, so for those who weren't listening yesterday You're threatening to fight him when you see or your whatever. I didn't say fight
Starting point is 00:32:24 Okay, just whatever it is on site because fight, yeah. Okay. Just on site. Whatever it is on site because he said you could not have been a college tight end? No, because he was a bit disrespectful in the way he said it. And I don't think. He laughed through it. Yeah. Well, Billy, I'd like to, if I could, because I have remorse about not following your face
Starting point is 00:32:41 yesterday on a Wild Billy Wednesday, where when Tony was talking about chain snatching, something rose up in you that feels like what a lot of people in Miami did to Alex Rodriguez when he said he grew up in the hood, and a lot of people know where he grew up, and they're like, Alex, you know good and well that's not the hood. When Tony was talking about chain snatching yesterday, you seem to think that you know where Tony well that's not the hood. When Tony was talking about chain snatching yesterday, you seem to think that you know where Tony lives better than we know where Tony lives.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Correct, nailed it. That's exactly what happened. I don't think Tony is having chains snatched around him. Of course not, because I take care of my chain. A, B, we live in a city in Miami where there's a lot of people that are stealing things, a lot of people that are doing things that are not great, and if you have a diamond encrusted ring
Starting point is 00:33:27 around your neck, somebody will snatch it. It doesn't matter where you are, you can be in Kendall, you can be in Overtown, you can be in Hialeah, you can be in Brickle, you can be in downtown. Somebody walks by with what they think is valuable, yank, see ya. But Billy, I don't know why you are now
Starting point is 00:33:41 just putting your hands under the face of Mike Ryan and letting Mike Ryan speak when I was asking you. No, I'm just, he seemed to react the same way. I could be wrong. I am also from around the mean streets where Tony resides. That's what I told him. I go, Tony, you live in Killian. I don't, by the way.
Starting point is 00:33:58 He doesn't. No, he doesn't. No, let's get this right. He doesn't live in Killian. Trust me, I'm not on the same level as Mike. He's not in Killian. Went to Killian. But I saw a bunch of chain snatch there.
Starting point is 00:34:07 But I'm fairly confident he can wear a chain around. Would the back rope change his back? But Mike doesn't understand the context of what we were talking about yesterday. So we had Roz on yesterday, right? And she got her ring from the New York Liberty. And she was saying, what I can do is maybe put it on a necklace and wear it as a cute necklace.
Starting point is 00:34:23 And what I told her is, when you're wearing a championship ring on a necklace, it's got yeah high yank ability. Yeah, somebody can walk by Yank it, you know run into a crowd and you're gone and that's what I was telling her Yeah in New York City and then Billy made it about me here, which obviously is completely asinine but go ahead I think you're good in your in your hood. Thank you. I'm good in every hood by the way I think you're good in your hood. Thank you. I'm good in every hood, by the way. High yankability at LeBotard Show.
Starting point is 00:34:48 You live by an airport that is specifically for private aircraft. I mean, I think the only way to settle this is send Tony out with a ring around a necklace. And he walks the entire show. I think Mike goes into more areas where someone yank his chain than Tony does and Mike has his chain around his neck just fine. I think you guys should explain to the audience what you're doing when you're Killian shaming people. I mean there's a difference.
Starting point is 00:35:17 He lives in a very nice area. There's a little pocket. An extremely nice area. It's like the Winnie the Pooh meme. There's Kendall and then there's Killian. What is wrong with that though? No there's nothing wrong with living in Killian. What are you saying? It's its affluence so nobody's going to yank your chain is what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:35:28 What I want, this is what I want to get at, okay? And I want to explain it to the audience because it seems like I saw it on Billy's face yesterday. He objects to when Tony is indicating some sort of street credibility, it seems like to me. I may have this wrong, but I thought it just made another appearance. All it is, is me giving sound advice to somebody who lives in a city where somebody can yank your chain
Starting point is 00:35:54 and run away and disappear very quickly. It was great advice. It was great advice. But Billy always tiene algo que... Have you ever seen Malibu's most wanted? Yes. That's it. Great flick.
Starting point is 00:36:02 That's the explanation. I get Tony's point. It's literally, it's... Go ahead. If you have a ring, a championship ring that's gaudy, hanging around depending on the size of the chain. It's a dangerous game. More likely than on your finger. You're asking for someone to snatch that chain.
Starting point is 00:36:17 You are. You're asking for it. Yeah, especially if you're on the mean streets of where Tony resides. But again, this was for Roz, who lives in New York City. Wow. Tony, have you seen Malibu's most wanted? especially if you're in the mean streets of where Tony resides. But again, this was for Ross who lives in New York city. Okay. Tony,
Starting point is 00:36:27 have you seen Malibu's most wanted because I don't think I've heard a deeper cut here than that. I choose to go above it. I've, I know what it is. It's stupid. It's ridiculous, but no, but again, it's a wow, Billy Thursday and everything Billy says is perfect. Oh yeah. Cause that's definitely me. Okay. No for sure Peanut butter paradise here with whey protein. That's not you on site with Billy clothes when others go low you go high very close He's on site. I Wish you would hit me
Starting point is 00:37:01 See that's the kind of guy you don't want to hit the guys I'm gonna sue you like okay, buddy Yeah, precisely weird vibing here. I know it would. See, that's the kind of guy you don't want to hit. The guy's, I'm gonna sue you. I'm like, okay, buddy. Yeah, precisely. Weird vibe in here, I know. It is, it's hot. I didn't do it. It's hot. Again, context four. Honestly, it's so hot that you could put me on a plane
Starting point is 00:37:12 and I could go to the factory, get the part that's missing and be back faster than this company is sending it. It's been five days. Like, what is taking so long? I feel really bad for Robert. You know what? Falling apart at the seams, man.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Give me a favor. Give me a favor, Billy. Get on an? Falling apart at the seams, man. Do me a favor. Do me a favor, Billy. Get on an airplane and go, please, God, please. Video, do me a favor. I'd like Billy to interview Robert about what's taking so long with the air conditioning around here. I'd like a live interview with Robert, the poor IT guy who's trying to hold up a South Florida summer on his shoulders, stays here every day till 8 p.m. as Billy complains about sweating a little bit.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Being told Robert is already denying our request for an interview. Wow, he's too tired from the last five days of trying to beat the South Florida summer. All House Republicans voted against Robert being interviewed. It's crazy. I need an interview, a live interview of Billy of Robert just complaining about how hot it is in here because we are headed to South Florida summers that are going to get hotter and hotter. I don't know that there's any way of reversing this and the equipment around here is expensive.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I have people running from downstairs panicked because the expensive equipment needs to not melt. I'm being told Robert is preparing a statement. Oh wow. Okay. It's not Robert's fault, also they're just as hot as we are. This is just a collective frustration that everybody in the office has.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Understood, but you just filed a complaint publicly saying what the hell's going on after five days. I need answers, I don't have any answers. It's a good question. Let's ask it of the person who's been trying to fix the air conditioning. He's preparing a statement. I think Billy nailed it though. There's a part. We're waiting on a part. Yep. That's what we're being told. That's what I heard. I'm fine with the television crew following me all around the building as I try to get answers if you want me to go up to the 13th floor. The poor guy who's sweating up there because he keeps running up and down
Starting point is 00:39:06 because he's panicked because our equipment is melting. They have air. The other places have air. Yeah, they're doing just fine. Yeah, the elevator well has air. Like upstairs, the gym has air. It's just here. Do you think we're being denied air purposely
Starting point is 00:39:18 by somebody in the building? Maybe. That we're being choked out in the parking garage with exhaust fumes. Slowly. I think Pablo Torres found out in the parking garage with exhaust fumes. Slowly. I think Pablo Torres found out too many things about too many people and they may think that he works here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:31 And they're trying to smoke him out. He says he's got another one today. Great. Has that dropped yet? Has that dropped yet? Because Pablo has now climbed right to the top of the podcast rankings and he's doing it on merit. He's doing it with stories.
Starting point is 00:39:42 It's really hard to do with the trough because you have more information than other people are but he's climbed right to the top Of the business with with you know something that people obviously crave like it may not be all of you because you don't want to do Deep dives but a whole lot of you obviously crave it because he's going deeper than anyone else is on subject matter He just dropped the other ones we sparked an NFL Union crisis. Here's the sequel, but I will say this obviously I've been getting to a lot of these public Tory finds out I'm getting to it I listened to the one yesterday Milly Beasley the first public Tory finds out ever that I listened to and Son of a bitch he did it. He's on he's on such a heater and that is a very difficult podcast There's a lot of reporting
Starting point is 00:40:20 It's exhaustive a lot of research that goes into it for him to spring into action and seize on something that is literally in the headlines right now, it takes an incredible effort. And he met the moment yet again. He's on a tear. Pete Slauson Chris Cody is headed this weekend to something that he needs a little bit of advice from Stugatsen because he has fear about something that I don't think should spawn much in the way of fear. I would think that Chris Cody goes to Vegas
Starting point is 00:40:50 the way that I used to go to Vegas, which is very excited upon leaving and then great remorse and regret on the flight back. I think that's the way most of the way it works. You know, like most people do it. But if I were going to do what you're doing this weekend, I would not be doing so with fear what are you afraid of i fear the sphere uh... i'm going to this fear this weekend with my wife and i'm just i've
Starting point is 00:41:12 been reading article like you know my algorithm now is everything sphere and apparently i can get vertigo well you can i mean mike alerted me to this cuz he went to the sphere first i think he went to see you too and said, be careful with some of the seats because some of them are blocked, some of them are up high, you might get dizzy. And I did find myself, the first time I went to the Sphere, I sat in the 200 level.
Starting point is 00:41:35 That's where I'm at. I did not enjoy it. Oh no, thank you. That makes me feel better. This is dead in company, okay? Like I've never been to a concert of theirs and not enjoyed it. And that lasted for like a set. And then I figured out, Hey, I need boots on the ground.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Yeah. I need my feet on the floor. Bad trip. I got it. Yes. And I got a GA ticket. I went down to the floor. I stood there. I was on solid ground. I didn't get dizzy again. And I enjoyed the hell out of the rest. So your recipe was mushrooms 200 level. Get off the 200 level. I mean,. Yeah, that's true. Are we talking milligrams? That was the same recipe that I was planning on, so I'm a little worried now. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Well, I'm telling you, so now you can change it. So I shouldn't do mushrooms? No, you should do mushrooms. You should absolutely do mushrooms. Just get out of the 200. You should absolutely do mushrooms. If I may, because I don't have any familiarity with mushrooms, if you are afraid
Starting point is 00:42:24 and headed into a high stimulus area, would mushrooms have anything to do with triggering paranoia or more fear if you're already afraid? Yeah, you're gonna have a bad trip. Yeah. I mean, I would not recommend for someone's first time they do this fear because there is so much stimuli around you.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Unless they're on the floor, boots on the ground. Micro dosing, guys, relax. I'll be fine. Right, not the same.

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