The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Key Man Life Insurance

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

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Edward Jones, we do money differently. Visit EdwardJones.ca slash different. Under the most utopian of circumstances, Tuesdays are the worst day of my week. What? Why? Bad start, Dan. Me. Yeah, pressing. Love Tuesdays. I'm going to explain to the audience not that it requires explanation, but Greg Cody coming in with Stugots to be maximum rodeo clown is difficult enough. Beyond that, Greg Cody's voice is in disrepair. He is hurting today. He got here very late, but was eager to get here early because he's never been so eager to talk about the Miami Dol. Today is homer day, he is the local columnist,

most associated with Miami dolphins, homer dumb, and he doesn't care what we talked about yesterday, so he will just be redundant on that without giving any consideration whatsoever to what we've already done. The hair looks great. I mean, give him that. Well, he doesn't think so, his wife doesn't think so, he's mad at us, and says in a month. He hopes it looks good He does not think it looks good. He is disappointed with his haircut But that is the beginning of what ails me incidentally. He doesn't know style. I mean having said that Luke is did a great job That's why it's frustrating just right in there everything in there where you go what because you don't understand This show hasn't been set up and Chris Cody

because Billy Gill is intent on anarchy at every turn. Falsehoods. For the third time today, Billy Gill drove to the wrong studio, drove to the Cleveland Derrick, because he's got two kids and God bless football, and it's too much. Well, to be fair, I only did it once today. The third time overall, not the third time today.

Okay, but so he comes in and for the first time overall, not the third time today. Okay. But so he comes in and for the first time, and I should have been suspicious of this, for the first time, he's eager to be in the executive producer chair presently populated by Chris Cody. But it's only an exchange for Chris Cody serving three of his grid of death punishments at once. He's going to speak like Batman all show. He's going to have big league chew an entire pack of big league chew in his mouth all show as he speaks as Batman. And he's going to restart his week of not cursing that has to go till next Tuesday because he failed to not curse yesterday. Three birds there, no.

Three birds with one stone. Go ahead and switch seats then with Billy Gill. Yes. My God. The rare killing of three birds. You're killing three birds with one stone. This as Lucy comes in off of what she said was a horrible weekend. Horrible is an understatement. The worst weekend of her life.

Yep, pretty much. She saw four first downs from her Iowa Hawkeye. No, I didn't. I left early. I only saw two. No offense of burst. Iowa had to 14 minutes time of possession in the game with only four first downs, only two of which Lucy saw while she was there. I definitely didn't see 14 minutes time of possession in the game, with only four first downs, only two of which Lucy saw while she was there.

I definitely didn't see 14 minutes of possession time. Had to be like eight for me. You also didn't have functioning audio equipment and you came back on behalf of Metal Arc Media with your paid intern, your father, having filmed the floor a lot with your technology. There's like eight videos of just grass on my phone. There's so many videos of just grass on my phone. There's so many videos of me sideways. You know what? Sometimes nepotism doesn't work Kirk. Sometimes you have to fire your family member. And also when Stugant's walked into the room, he did

so muttering under his breath, Jeremy's awfully chatty today. Oh, he won't shut up. I mean I missed you guys the guys got an opinion on everything. I mean I Have Some up to the minute Damien Lillard information. I will try to get to if anyone Allows me over the course of today's anarchy I would try to get to it soon if it's up to the minute, because if not, then it'll be old. Yeah, it can change, but it's as of this morning, I will get people updated in a second as to where we are,

but Greg Cody is very eager to talk about the Miami Dolphins. And one thing, Stu gots that I wanted to present to the audience in the macro during a very exciting time, obviously, for the Miami Dolphins about what's going on with their quarterback that I find hugely fascinating because we've spent the last two years in this really odd place with quarterback analysis that I can't remember a lot of things like it where you have this combination of things, hugely polarizing players somehow,

even though he seems fundamentally decent, because people can't agree on how good he is by himself and need to know, feel like they need to know how good is he, regardless of system and players around him. So there's disagreement there for two years, but then on top of that, you're also worried about his health more than you are the average quarterback. Even however it is you're worrying about borough now, it's two or three games, you're worried at any point that the whole thing could get short-circuited by something that even

science and football don't have a good handle on when it comes to brain chemistry stuff. But the macro on this that I find hugely fascinating is right here in what I'm about to tell you, which is I've mentioned before, culturally, how much Samoans care about football, to his relationship with his father. He's been basically groomed all his life to be this thing that he now is. And as a father and a newly married man, he just spent an entirely haunting, I don't know, 12 months contemplating

whether the risk of his future brain power is worth it to care about the sport that way. And the part here that is most interesting to me, Greg, is if that sport is almost literally survival of the fittest, where you've got just all this military discipline and science around how are we going to get those seven yards when, you know, defensive coordinators are planning all week to make sure we can only get six of them. If caring deeply about something to the point of risking future health and your body, what is the best way to ensure the probabilities on survival

of the fittest? Master your craft so much that you get rid of the ball so quickly that Tom Brady is what you're trying to emulate because he can play to 45 because he's hit so infrequently in a violent game What if you if you think about this to what cares about what he's doing more than any of us listening to this or talking about it Cares deeply and for the future of his culture his family his family now with his own child and his family because of how they care About football if he cares like that, what is the optimal way to do survival of the fitness when what he's doing it with risks his future brain power? And it's to master that position. Now it's easier said than done, but get rid of the ball every time in two seconds.

So that how many times have you seen him hit hard this season? We talked a lot about Jiu Jitsu and him falling correctly. How many times this season through three games have you seen him while up like you did two years for two years where he's getting thrown and you're like, he's too small to get thrown around like that. He's going to keep getting hurt. Not many times. He's been sat one time this year. Now, I know it's only three games, but I can't recall seeing him get hit that hard. And certainly not the way he was getting hit last year. You understand what I'm saying. No, if what you have to do is protect your craft, your brain, if you have to protect it

like that, you're going to try and learn the thing with optimal care on how to sculpt the mastery of your position so that it becomes something that you don't get hit or hurt very often. Obviously, Greg, very easy to say, hey just play like Tom Brady. But Tom Brady had great pocket presence. He would get hit more than two is getting hit now. But Tom Brady's greatest gift the last 10 years is how quickly he made the decisions.

Yeah, and in addition to the jujitsu, two also has gained 12 pounds, and his muscle mass is much better than it was last season. So he is a little bigger and a little stronger. You can see it. He just doesn't look physically as frail as he did last year. Yeah, when Tyree Kill is in motion, and you know Tuo is going to go to him on a quick slant, and the ball is out of hands and in 2.1 seconds. That's the process. That's what it is going to take to keep him healthy. And also, now they've discovered a great running game in the past two weeks. A great running game is also going to keep

him healthy. So, I agree with you though, everybody's like, if he stays healthy, if he stays healthy, that's the big disclaimer on tour. But right now, the signs look beyond all on pause no but all you're doing though is playing probabilities here right because it's not just does to a half the master the game in a way that protects his health organizationally if you're playing all in on now mcdaniel has to do that too his whole scheme has to design stuff that increases the probabilities of he's not going to get hurt because we're not going to allow it through the way that they were scheming.

And again, all of it's fluky. Like any one play, the guard misses a block, he gets obliterated. The whole thing goes up in smoke. He decides to run, Dan. It's a dynamite stick in the middle of your blueprint that's problematic, but all you're trying to do on protection of your investment is you're doing everything. Imagine, imagine any company that exists,

having one entity so valuable, that everyone has to work toward making sure that the brain chemistry of that thing is not altered. Like it's a great... To have that at the center of our football and Miami City experience, sports, city experience to me is like, it's the crossroads on where all of the excitement and the violence of football meet to make a city, you know, jubilant with radiance, and also terrified at how quickly it can all get toppled. Isn't that you, Dan?

Yeah. Well, I have key man life insurance in the event that something happens to me. The dolphins have that for the standings. Huh. What is that? What is that? Yeah. Is a key man life insurance? What the hell?

What is it, man? We don't know anything about that. I mean, he lied life insurance. Talk to us, man. it, what is it, we don't know anything about that. I mean, he lied. Talk to us, man. Yeah. You're our two of us, let's go. That's the name of a life insurance? Locksmith, what is it called?

It's just key man life insurance. You can ask Bimmel out there. The company's in town today to plan whatever it is that we've got planned. Well, it shouldn't be a key man. Our funeral is in play. Well, no, I guess you guys keep key man life insurance. Is it an option for benefits?

I mean, yes, that part, we have open enrollment coming up as key man life insurance something we're all eligible for. Yeah, what does it mean? Roy, why would we get you key man life insurance? Well, we don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.

It is insurance in the event that can lose you get it. Something happens to somebody who's disproportionately Important to the value of the company Yeah, you're saying Roy's not a key man. Huh, yeah, I'm not valuable That's why I'm not in the EP chair, I guess. I love you, bro. You can sit here if you want. Okay, get up.

Are we not going to talk about the offense line? You can't have a conversation about great two has been. Three perfect games that are offered this offense line. I don't know how sustainable it is. There's still a lot of government stuff. The gum in your mouth. That's not enough gum. I don't even like gum.

It's not a piece of gum. You have to put the entire packet of gum. I have to rotate it out there, out the show. No. No. You eat a whole pack of it. It's time to pack the entire show. Art.

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No, no, no. Dane, I have heard your complaints about the way that this whole ordeal has been going over the past year. So I came in this year and I'm ruling with an iron fist. And if Chris has to do three punishments today to make sure we get back on track, darn it, that's what we're gonna do. Wow, I'm right.

We CPR trained. Well, you're the CPR trained person, I think. I almost cursed. Shoot. Go ahead and put the whole thing in your mouth. I think it's... It's empty, Dano. I don't believe that.

It's not empty. Most definitely. It's clearly the hazard at this point, folks. That's the point. You got golf ball, Dano. I don't believe that. It's not empty. Most definitely not. It's clearly the hazard at this point, folks. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point.

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That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That, I know it calls in here, what happens if Dan dies. Hold on a second. The key man left it. But he has the right here. Life insurance.

There is such a thing. Yeah. He's not buying for key man, it says. Are we in your will? Yes. Really? What do we get? Thank you.

Not very much. Oh. Who gets your dog that bit you? The dog has not been put in the will yet. The will was made before you're taking on the dog stays with your wife. I prefer not to get the dog if we're asking. We're not taking it. We're not to really take in the requests on the will. That's not Bimmel. Thank you, our COO. They're asking, I

don't know exactly what key man what key man life insurance is. Do you want to explain to them what key man life insurance is? What key man life insurance is, do you want to explain to them what key man life insurance is? Okay. Well, key man life insurance is what the company would take as a policy for the person who is the most indiable to the company. When do we vote on that? Right.

Where's Stugot's fallen this? Well, we had a rank in. Oh, please give us the rank. Can you have multiple key men? Is there such a thing as a head of you? And is to call it key man, sexist. It is a little bit. Listen to me.

It's the first key person. It Pablo's ahead of me. I'm quitting. I'm just telling you right now. Where do I rank? We had a power rankings and it changes every year, actually. Really? And I'm last.

Is there such a thing as multiple key men? You could have multiple key people insurance. However, then the company has to do a cost benefit analysis of how much is that worth. Do we have any idea what that costs? Or can we say it publicly? I suppose. I don't think we should say it.

Discuders trigger some murder schemes How about is Bimmel in your will? We Bimmel is not in my way. I'm not saying dance. It was made before we started the company I didn't have a lot of people in my will older than me Just the last thing I'm an optimist. I'm just saying that you just under a Cody blanket. All right, I have this plausible man insurance, by the way. It's much cheaper. It's like $5 a month.

Good policy though. Anything else because I know you guys, you guys had a bunch of questions when it was just me who couldn't answer them, but you have somebody here now who can answer them. Okay, thank you, Bill. We appreciate it. We had the ranking. Exactly right. We're kind of curious about the power rankings.

Yeah, that's our power. Who's eligible for key man insurance? Who's next, right? It's really, it's actually a, it could be anybody's decision to do it. Wow. However, it is probably just a couple of people who keep that choice.

Wow. Huh. Hmm. Bill, Bill tried to ask a maximum anarchy question and who's next? Who's second place on key man life insurance? Someone I want it. To be fair, we haven't really thought about

like who would be the, like right afterwards if something was to happen. I mean, it's gotta be me, I think. Well Stugats is confused here because he says I want it but it wouldn't mean any money for you Interested in helping the company. It's who got his interest in helping his own bank I don't think he understands the way this thing works. Do we all get a stand crew? I'm surprised Dan that you don't understand through God. Like, if you said, I have a prostate exam today,

through God's way, I want it. Like, that's just the way that it works. I just want to be a key man. That's it, you know? You are. Just not, you're short. You're exactly just not. You're just not insured.

You're just not that important. Oh, good. Oh, no. Oh, that's scary. Oh, no. No, that's right. That's right. I know. I know. Oh, no, no, no. That last sentence was unnecessary. I'd like scary, unnecessary sound. That's right. Bim will go sit in the penalty box. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh your home-erish thoughts on everything going on with the Miami Dolphins. We are

going 50 minutes straight on YouTube so when you look at the clock there are 32 remaining minutes. You're in no danger when I ask you of all of your thoughts. Thank you. Your son wants to play a new game. Let's nitpick is the new game. Does it have any music? Does it have any imaging? Does it have anything other than let's nitpick as the game? Just a game, Denno. Yeah, cuz I'm serious. This is no there's no funny games here. What what you're not talking is bad man We talk. I'm definitely talking is bad man Do you do you have enough gum in your mouth? No, they still come good there. They're still gum.

Good. I have a gopal in my mouth. Both cheeks. Okay, this is why you guys wonder why I just showed them. Lucy was wondering why does he hate Tuesday so much? Why does he start up? Why does he start off so lacking in optimism? And now you see Lucy.

I've been having a great time so far. I don't know what you're talking about. I think we're all having fun except Chris. Well, you're not the key man or woman. Yeah, felt kind of sexist. Just gonna put that up. Yeah Oh, wow. I didn't name it. No take that up with the people who named it. I just I just had to sign off on purchasing it I wonder if my wife is a key person in her firm I'm gonna have to ask her that the next next break. I'm gonna have to ask her that. Next break I'm gonna text her. Okay, the dolphins. There's two things at play here. Number one, you mentioned, which is the fragility of two

as health and everyone sort of always assuming the whole house of cards is gonna crash. The first time he takes a hard hit. The second thing it play is, oh my gosh, if they get steam rolled in Buffalo, everything starts over again. And now it's all same old dolphins, you know, Buffalo holds Tyreek to two catches for 19 yards. They don't run the ball well, they lose by three touchdowns.

Then where are we? Now, I don't think that's gonna happen because I think the dolphins are as good as they've seemed. I think they're the most balanced team in the NFL with a possible exception of Philadelphia or San Francisco and Kansas City is not as balanced neither is Buffalo. I don't think Kansas City's as balanced. Well Chris Jones helps them along. Kansas City is as balanced. Okay there's there's five teams in the league right now including Miami that to me are above all the rest. So they're for real.

I tried to tell everybody. I've been trying to tell everybody. I don't mind being a homeer in this case because I honestly believe the dolphins are this good. I don't think it was a fluke. 70 points is obviously a fluke. And I appreciate Mike McDaniel. He noted that I just had a 69th birthday.

He told me we're going to get 70 for you, just as sort of a birthday nod. And I really appreciate it. That's the first time you've admitted to your age, you've always hidden it and in telling that joke and total lie, which is not so. Yeah, it is a total lie. Mike, Mike Daniel says that. He would never be frivolous with the idea

of running up the score. Not that he ran up the score, although I will tell you this, when the score was... Can you slow down your breathless? Because you're so excited. Just slow down for a second. I know you've got a lot to say. Just slow down because your breathless,

you have plenty of time to say whatever it is you would like to say. I know you have not, you have to understand. Greg Cody wrote a book about 50 years of dolphins history. It has been a long time since it's felt like this around here. It's three games of overreaction and he is having trouble breathing. I am talking too fast. I'm going to try to slow down a little. I'm talking like the Greg Cody Show podcast is best listened to at 1.8 and that's how I'm

talking right now. And so I mean to slow down. In the press box watching history on Sunday, I forget whether it's when they scored the 56th point or the 63rd point, but for the first time in my life, I looked at a colleague and I said, they got to stop scoring because it was getting to the point where you're imagining what is Sean Peyton

going to say after the game? Are they literally running up the score? And I think that was just before they put Mike Whiteen, which takes a lot of the controversy out of it. But that's how dominant they were. I have never said that about any team I've ever covered, they got to stop scoring right now because this is getting ridiculous. And it was. I say that about Iowa every weekend. It's honestly encouraging to see that they've won three different styles of games the first one shoot out against San Diego Los Angeles

That's a fine second game The Patriots bringing into the mud a little bit we win that game our offense doesn't look as good But that's a better defense we're playing there this game. We just blow them out We see three different styles of wins and three games this team's got versatility and this team is for real. Bruce Wayne almost snuck in there. Just be careful, Batman. Screw you. Greg Cody mentioned. Whoa, that's not a curse. That's not a curse. But on the pole, juju is screw you cursing is saying screw you cursing. Let's play because he's Cody was mentioning what will Sean Peyton say after the game.

Well, he got testy when they asked him in an elaboration of, yeah, you were embarrassed, but were you historically embarrassed? Listen to this. I know that you said it's embarrassing, but this is kind of an historic game. When they just launched it. A third time, the team has scored 70 points over 70 points.

What's the question? What's the question? I didn't feel about it being finished telling you. Historically embarrassing. Next question. team is going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going 70 who is already told you he's embarrassed he gave you oh your keg chris coding There's almost gag. I was trying to blow a bubble. You only have half the gum in your mouth correct? I'm telling you like I love all flavor eat a little more that'll help I Lure the cat Should get a dentist on call like he's in so much pain. This is a bad idea Like this should have been vetted like the pepper. There's a lot of It's a difficult this time. It's almost impossible, I would say well

He's trying to chew down that so that it makes more room in his mouth for the rest of it. I have a baseball in my mouth right now We will get to your game What is it? Let's let's nitpick. Let's nitpick special teams little shrieky nitpick special teams little shirky sound like Mike's dirty demon I was gonna say this doesn't really come eat some flock here man Jesus Do we have functioning audio in the penalty box because still got to spend gone an awful long time And I'm looking at him and I see that he has a microphone in his hand

But I don't generally go to him in the penalty box Stugots why aren't you back in here yet? Yeah, we don't have function audio. Okay. Stagots, just get back in here because the seating is really improved in there. Yeah, the seating is better. The audio, unfortunately, not any better. We'll see if we hire yet more people to handle the audio so that it's not right on

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flat at the end with your very last word. Listen to how Stugatts here at the end of this interview says goodbye, just exhausted to Alex Smith. That's stupid. Stugatts. What happened? Alex? I'm dead.

I'm exhausted. I haven't stopped talking in a month. I mean, I'm exhausted. I haven't stopped talking in a month, I mean, I don't know to tell you. VCC down the limit are show with this two cats. What happened with you and Steve Goldstein? You embarrassed yourself with a local broadcasting legend at a Panther practice here recently?

I got a little too chummy. Me and Goldie, we've reached the point in our relationship where we can say hi to each other. For forever, Goldie was just a person that I recognized and he had no clue who I am. I finally have reached the point where I can say hello to Goldie and I took it a little to step too far this past week at Panther's practice. This is a long story to tell this way, right? It's a long story. So he put a little more gum in your mouth. Why would you do three punch me? So he's eating a bagel. Put a little more

gum in your mouth. He was eating a bagel and I thought I recognized the packaging of said bagel. So I got a little too chummy with goldsteed and I go, Goldie, is that from Mitch's West Side in Weston, and he. Yeah, great tuna. Yeah. So I've seen him there before. Yeah, he's right. And so he had a bagel at Pantor's practice that looked exactly like the packaging at Mitch's West Side. So I got a little too comfortable, a little too chummy.

And I said, hey, Goldie, is that bagel for Mitch's West Side? And he's like, no. And that way. I was just awkward. I was like, oh, well, it looks like it because they packaged it. And he's just like, that is, and I was like, I saw you there once. That's why I thought maybe it was for bitches It was awkward. It was the whole thing where he was just like nope not bitches that place is good

No, I don't even know if he's like he just was saying that he was just saying that to make you feel better It was embarrassing I am like gonna save me, but he just sat there oh Yeah, I just have to know what he does. I mean, that's not key man behavior Roy You were worried about today. Yeah, I pride myself if I see a bagel. I know where it's from and I was wrong this time You pride for one in that game you pride Put it on the pole, Jude. Does. Does everyone know that Batman prides himself on spotting a good bagel at Levittar Show?

I wanted to ask you guys because it has been a minute since we can file this particular allegation at a football player and We can almost never file this allegation at a quarterback Mac Jones is dirty. He's a dirty player and we talked about this last year because of how he slides Sometimes when he knows he's not gonna get hit because the quarterback can give up his body the way he goes spikes high trying to get people on the knees we've noticed this But during the game a game Admittedly not a lot of people were watching because it was Patriots jets but football games a lot of people watch There are a lot of cameras. There are a lot of videos

He thought it was a good idea as a quarterback to hit sauce gardener in the junk and he got away with it too Like it wasn't until sauce somehow tracked down like video footage from God knows where to put it out there to send to the NFL to try to avoid getting fine from pushing him to the ground. Think about Mac Jones' weird is like, we met Mac Jones, we'll not weave, a Chris met Mac Jones at the Super Bowl a couple of years ago,

and they did the gritty together and you're like, oh, Mac Jones, this guy looks pretty carefree, probably the worst thing he does is cheat on his taxes, but no, no, no, he's a dirty player, it seems People that are dirty players are the type that have never lost a game through their entire career I guarantee you look back Mac Jones. He didn't lose probably in high school Colleagues play Alabama. I'm telling you these guys that never lose are sort of they start losing They start hitting people in the junks look it up

All the junks. Look it up. All the junks. And his ramp in junks. I've never lost. I'm losing. You get in the junk. You get in the junk. You get in the junk. You get in the junk in the Super Bowl. I didn't say it. You're really you're pregnant. No one will leave me just revealing it now. Why you were doing the gritty. You were asking for your dad is bagel from you were fast. No, bro were you were fast friends you and him at the Super Bowl You were getting along and now he's he's pretty obviously a dirty player right when do you ever get to say that about the quarterback?

Just for fun I googled the name Mac Jones and the first two headlines that come up are Mac Jones timeline of dirty plays and the other Headline is Chris long calls Mac Jones one of the top five dirtiest cubies of all time He's had this reputation dating back a couple of years and you know The NFL goes so far to protect the quarterback that this is one quarterback who's using that protection to be an offensive Threat and and the league should do something about it because you know Bella checks, not gonna, he's not saying, hey, Mac, calm down a little bit, but the league should.

He should get one of those famous letters. They always send you a letter before they find you or suspend you sort of a warning letter. Hey, be careful, Mac. Right. And he needs one of those. Sure. I'd like to hear the rest of Chris Long's top five.

I'd like to hear the incidents. Yeah, I top five. I'd like to hear the incidents. Yeah, I don't think there are five dirty quarterbacks in the history of the sport. I don't believe we can come up with them, but I'd like the list. We'll get to that in a second. Yes, Batman. How about a general universal rule? If you are caught on camera hitting someone in the junk, you get it done to you the next game before the game. So this week, Mac Jones gets hit in the junk before the game

by a player from the opposing. Like at the coin toss? Just at the coin toss. I part of the game. We have three junk hits today because last week, there were three on this game. And now this week, these people will be paying. It's like, all right, it's like Grit of Death.

Punishment's paid every week. Mac Jones, you have to get your balls hit this week. Uh, junk. What is the list of Mac Jones crimes uh... crimes because i only remember i though the one i don't even know how many ways a quarterback can be dirty get opportunities to be dirty okay here's one from week nine of two thousand and twenty one they call up the brian burns incident uh... burns stripped sack jones and in the ensuing scramble for the ball

jones grabbed burns by the ankle and Gator rolled taking burns down. That's all that is. Burnsy. I got to ask Ron McGill later in the show. There was a Gator here in Florida found with human remains in its mouth. I don't know why it is. Yeah, they had to put him down. So that's what Mac Jones was trying to do.

He was trying to get some human remains on a fumble Because he's embarrassed by the strip sack week seven 2022 on a pair of scrambles Jones had a pair of questionable slides in the first he kicked his leg out in a seeming attempt to trip bear safety Jacqueline briskour on the second more egregious slideones had his cleats up and made contact with briskars nether regions the old nether region why do you say like that why do you say like that uh... week sixteen two thousand and twenty two the block jones again found himself at the center of controversy this time involving

elia apple on a fumble recovery later ruled in incomplete past Jones was in pursuit of the ball carrier when he split off and opted to dive at the legs of the Bengals cornerback instead. It's a long list. He hasn't been playing that long in the pro week three two thousand and twenty three. Jesus. The low blow. It has not taken too long for Jones to find himself under fire again for another

potential dirty play in the 23 season. He had attempted a quarterback sack and after the play, it appeared Gardner, Sawscardner, shoved Jones to the ground. Following the game, Gardner claimed Jones hit him in the private parts, describing it as the first time that's ever happened to me. That's four. And he doesn't play that long. No, it's a long list, and how bad do you have to be

to always be somebody who is involved with making tackles, dirty tackles, because the ball that you had is going in the other direction. It's spectacular to be able to put the other team to have the ball in their hands to where you're trying to hit them that many times and be cheap at the same time It's amazing as a quarterback. It's frustrating though. You throw an interception and you want to get the ball back or you want to you know And to Batman's point that's why he probably is someone who never lost before right