The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: The Dapper Dapper

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

Today's cast: Domonique, Pablo, David, Billy, Charlie, Jessica, and Tony. It's time to get the sweep. 4 days. 4 great shows. Or was there a Game 2 loss...? Then, Pablo was attacked by nerds, and USA Basketball won last night but was not dominant. Plus, Obama's daps with Team USA lead us to the History of the Dap, a special moment between David and Domonique, and a video of Joe Biden at Waffle House. Also, Jessica shares the Top 5 Things She Learned From Listening To Our Interview With a Sex Therapist and Chris Cote's Top 5 Things He Wrote Down During Our Interview With a Sex Therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen here, mother- What are we doing? Listen here. He's doing a thing, Billy. Get out of the way. What are we doing? Listen here. He's doing a thing, Billy. I'm not doing a thing. There's not a thing being done right now. Get out of the way. We are out.

I'm not supposed to say that word. Closeout game is what we got right now. Hmm. We're in a closeout situation. I need everybody focused. I feel like we had three good shows. Three wins. Three dubs.

Three dubs. Three dubs. Time to get the sweep. Some things, some decisions have been made today in order to facilitate the sweep. First of all, I wanna welcome Game One Jess back. Hell of a job. Game One Jess is returned for the closeout situation. Thank you, Jess.

Billy back in the EP seat. Don't blow it, Billy. All right? Don't blow it. Billy's already mad. What? I am? Because you said's already mad. It's, what? Huh? I am?

Cause you said the F word. Yeah. Well no, we are, Dominique and I, if you must know are not on the same page because he was walking around doing this before saying today we're going for the sweep and I said, game two, I don't know about that one. I said we can go for a series win,

I'm not sure we're going for a sweep here. Just a quick refresher, what happened in game two? Don't worry about game two, don't worry about that one. I said we can go for a series win. I'm not sure we're going for a sweep here Just a quick refresher. What happened in game two? Don't worry about game two. Don't worry about game two. I alright. Alright fine. We're up to one in a five game series How about that? Yeah, no, that's fine. I mean worst case you get a split Okay, okay, forget the sweep was game to the C rings. No, no, no That was like you remember what the Celtics did to the Mavs? Yeah, that's what that was. Game two was you guys were counting your dinner

longer than your dinner took. Yeah, that was game two was high level sports business conversation. Okay, okay, I'll take that as an L. I'll take it as an L. Some of us have a game five tomorrow, by the way. Oh, we're not worried about that. We burn the boats.

We burn the boats already. We're 3-0 I don't take that I don't take sports business high-level discussion as as an L But seriously though Tony and for the first time this week don't blow it man Don't blow it. What do you think I'm here for? It's the to blow it. Nah You brought me in to close out. That's oh We got the closer the closer pretty boy tone Also, I'm the only one clapping for this part of the I'm clapping to I'm clapping We got the closer, the closer pretty boy tone.

Also. I'm the only one clapping for this part of the business. I'm clapping too, I'm clapping. I'm clapping with my heart. Also, there was a decision made by the higher ups in order to put us in the best position to win this pivotal, or not pivotal, this important closeout game. There's a decision made Pablo

about the starting lineup. this important closeout game, there's a decision made, Pablo. Yeah. About the starting lineup. Look, we established a starting rotation. I believe in game three. Yeah, I think so. Game three starting rotation. And we established that David Sampson Ugh.

was not an ace. And so David Sampson is not. He hates you so much. Just not on the side of the glass today. I'm afraid to make eye contact. So I'm not. All right, I know how to fix it. I know how to fix it.

All right, close out game. So listen, a couple things we wanna get to today. At some point, Pablo, we'll talk about how Pablo was attacked by the nerds on the internet, which was awesome. Also would like to. Different nerds though. internet, which was awesome. Also would like to... Different nerds though. Yeah, it was nerd versus nerd.

I have things I need to say. It was a little nerd community attack. We got to talk about the sex segment backlash because there were some of that. We also have a very special segment at some point today, and I'm calling Sampson Appreciation Segment. We got a whole segment, even though David Sampson does not believe certain things need to have special days or months, we have a special segment just for you, David Sampson. What do you think about that?

Oh, he's giving us the signing treatment. We put him behind the glass. We said this at the end of game three. All right, and we did it. It's a wrap. I feel like I got nothing to say to them. Game three Alright, and we did it I Feel like that I got nothing to say to them I'm gonna focus very much on being here, which I enjoy I don't know who the higher-ups are

I don't know what they're talking about I walked in and this is what I was told to do and I'm a teen it's called the higher-ups are the 66 inches As I called for stop Pablo you are so cocky that it's really quite staggering. You're like a 68 and a half incher. What are we talking about here? And three quarters. We measuring height in inches now? What the f*** happened yesterday? That was game two I think. That was game two when David Sampson told us how tall he was in inches. We were confused because we've never heard that except for babies. Haven't you ever heard when babies say,

how was your child? Oh, 37 months. Yep. You know, I've heard it with horses too. Yeah, big stud. David Sampson, a stud, a stud. Pleasuring everybody in sight. But only quickly,

so then you can go back to whatever you had to do. Oh yeah, Jess had some thoughts about yesterday that I'm sure we'll get to at some point. Yeah, also 70 and three quarters of an inch. Oh, you did the math? For your boy. Nerd. Definitely Googled it.

All right, Team USA played last night. We're gonna talk about that and how confident we should be after an underwhelming performance. But before that, I think we need to dedicate today's show to one of our own who's not here today, who is celebrating a very special birthday, happy birthday, Roy Belly. Happy birthday to him! I don't care!

Good luck! The way you started that sounded like you were not about to wish him a happy birthday, but maybe, yeah. I mean, on the inside. I love Roy. I think the Panthers brought him back to life. Oh, that's right. He's been happy.

I'm seeing with David, by the way, what Roy does have an objection to, which at the lighting isn't great. It's just, he's sort of like in a, imagine if you're- You know what, David right just sort of like in, in sort of like a, imagine if you were. David right now in that darkness looks like he is a magician just off stage that we're about to let enter and do a trick.

Don't he have a pick a card, any card face? I don't know if it's the color of the hair. I'm gonna go the entire show and not look at Pablo one time. I can promise you that. I think it's the widow's peak. I think it's the Widow's Peak. Oh, it's the peak? Do magicians, yeah. It's the slick back.

You do look like you're like. Woody also had kind of a magician vibe to him because of the Widow's Peak and the slick back black hair. It's the dark hair with the slick back. I always thought the Widow's Peak gave you more of a. I'm not here to do cranial analysis of magicians. But I'm sensing a trot. I do want to talk about, speaking of magic.

Look at this guy hosting. I want to talk about it. Give it up for Dominique Fox with everybody, just like settling into the host chair in game four. I'm not, I can't stay here the whole time. I'm going to have to switch. I don't know if anybody, anyone in the shipping container or anyone in this room at some point

want to take a couple of segments because I'm a little tired. It's a long week of danning and it's not easy to dan. Oh my God. It's not easy to dan all week. We've been danning more than anyone should dan. Danning so hard. I brought my beautiful swan, the vanilla snack, Charlie Kravitz to stand by me.

I appreciate you, dog. You've been holding it down all week. Thank you. I don't know if you've gone full you, dog. You've been holding it down all week. Thank you. I don't know if you've gone full Dan. No. You haven't shown enough empathy. You could up the empathy a tiny bit today if you want to go full Dan.

I would like, at some point, I remember one of the bits from this show was like the scale of altercations. Like I feel like we need to institute an empathy scale for Dan so that we can rate him when we're listening to him and he goes too far. We need to have names for these things so we can tell him like today Dan, let's throttle the empathy back to.

You got three steps today. More empathy. Okay. More explaining to the audience what's going on in the media. Okay. And then three, you gotta keep confusing Lucy and Jess. That has been a real Dan of you. I've been Danning it.

That was since game one. You also need to talk about stand-up comedians. Got a lot of stand-up talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of stand-up comedians, how funny was it last night, seeing my man Joel Embiid seem like the lone player who was uncomfortable in this? Like, it just didn't seem as effective.

I guess I should do more positively, right? Because we did- As an American. We did beat Canada, who was one of the best teams in the world, which they're nowhere near us because no one's as good as us. But it's a good opponent. I guess I'm having a hard time knowing how to feel

about last night's game from Team USA, because we did get a win. We started out, I think it was like down 10, which was shocking. It was not a good first quarter. So Team USA could have used the speech that you started the show with. So Pablo, what did you think about

last night's basketball game? As we learned in game one of the show, I was incredibly, incredibly hyped for Team USA. This is the most dream, dreamlike of teams since 92. And I want to start with the good, which is that Steph Curry, this side of Victor Wampanyama probably, and a healthy Kevin Durant,

might be the best suited player for FIBA style basketball. I would like to say, you Stu gots the shit out of that because you were at dinner with Don Vannada last night. You didn't watch a second of Hoops. Why are you doing this? Because. Stu gots would never have dinner with a journalist.

No. But he would get drunk. You did that? Dude, I woke up, I was was hurting today man. My tolerance is is Don van I to cook to you 65 Hold on trying to make it try to make a 65 inch joke Yeah, you see pap it last night or no forgot to turn it on again. Yeah, I don't what's wrong with you Yeah, I feel so you got to use the water like distilled water. All my members of CPAP gang know,

you need to use distilled water. PAPS UP! You gotta use distilled water in PAP gang. I'm not into PAP gaming, I don't think that they say PAPS UP, but I just made it up. What does CPAP gang say? You gotta use the distilled water, is what they say. It has to be snappier than that.

So I went to the, on my way into the hotel, shout out to the Elstor Hotel, I asked, do we have a bottle opener in the room? And they said yes. And I went into the fridge and got the very expensive bottle of bottled water and I opened it and I poured it into the CPAP machine and I put it in there and I forgot to turn it on,

fell asleep because I was drinking with Don Van Etta. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys saw me. I think the live programming was on me while you were talking. I was just with Don Van Etto. I'm sorry, you guys saw me. I think the live programming was on me while you were talking as soup. We can't call them paps, that's already a thing. You guys could have asked the expert yesterday what that means, but you missed it.

Paparazzi. Yeah, obviously. Exactly, Billy. That's a good call. So a lot of smearing that goes on back here, I'm noticing. There's really so much stuff that it's hard to concentrate on what they're saying because I'm listening to what you're saying. Well, David, and I'm not sure that I

can handle this. Welcome to the shipping container. That's what we do. I'm just going to stay very quiet and not look at Pablo. You've got so good at this, man. You've got so good at it. You're coachable. I saw Sauce Gardner playing golf online. He tweeted out his golf swing. One of the things that David has done this week that's really impressive that Sauce Gardner also could do is it's very hard for adult people to change. Sauce was like, and physically, I think we all understand, especially anyone who's tried to play golf, you know what you're supposed to do, but telling your body to do it consistently and through the

course of this week I've been coaching David up and he just nailed that taking notes and he just nailed that last because we had see I was about to explain the joke I'm getting worse anyway congratulations David I'm so proud of you man paps up when you're hiring for your small business you want to find quality professionals that are right for the role. That's why you have to check out LinkedIn Jobs. LinkedIn Jobs has the tools to help find the right professionals for your team, faster

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For the first time... And Kevin Durant, the best player on the team, did not play. He did not play. I would not say he's the best player on the team. He's, I mean, on Team USA, he's the best... historically the best, uh, I mean... So there's a tradition. Carm He's, I mean, on Team USA, he's the best, historically the best, I mean, So there's a tradition.

Carmelo Anthony, I guess. Exactly, so Carmelo to KD, this guy who is perfectly suited for the international game in terms of his ability to just create offense and shoot and take advantage of the ways that the rules are different. But Charlie Kravitz, resident basketball nerd, we got to see LeBron James be a little Dremond. That was the most exciting part.

And that was, that was intoxicating as it were. So that offense needs Stephen Curry to touch the ball. Real hot take there that Stephen Curry is gonna be an elite international player, but seeing them get unstuck in the mud with the Curry-LeBron pick and roll was very exciting. Big decision though for your boy, Pablo, of what are they gonna do with Davis and Embiid?

Cause Embiid was the... I wanna say this Pablo, we've had a good time working together, you and I, our two man games been dope, but Charlie's my swan. Don't you lean on my nerds, that's my guy. When I need someone to tell me how to feel or think about basketball, I go to Charlie.

You got Tony. Tony's your man. So next time you throw it to the shipping container for some basketball analysis, you gotta ask me for permission before you call on my snack. Tony's a 76-incher. Ooh, big dog.

Big dog, stand up. Why do you think they call me in here, man? I'm gonna make things happen. When Kevin Garnett, Tony, big dog, stand up. Why do you think they call me in here, man? I'm in, make things happen. When Kevin Garnett, Tony, I'm gonna use Tony, I'm gonna incorporate him into our offense. When Kevin Garnett says that LeBron James can play 10 more years in a Draymond role, do you buy that?

Do you see that being hyperbole? Because the notion of LeBron, who is not trying to do everything, has all of the skills has the brain has Ostensibly the defensive capacity and the will to do it. I love that as an alternate future for LeBron James What's his nut punch game like it's a good question. I'll let Charlie answer that but to answer my man's question Pablo I think he can like if if he can To answer my man's question, Pablo, I think he can. If he can not care about playing the offensive side of the ball and just setting screens,

making the right pass, getting dirty on the defensive side, can LeBron play till he's 50? He still got a chase down block the last night and I would push back, well no he can't play for six, that's absurd. No, let my man cook. I would push back. Brady played football until 45 and he could have probably more years come on Tony

Yeah, come on LeBron LeBron is doing different Dominique You know come on Tony so Brady played for a while in part because the physical demand on that position the way they protect That position is different. I don't know that LeBron can play no LeBron cannot play to a 60 That's the I said 50 others at six. No, I said 50. Oh, I thought you said 60. No, I said 50. Until 50? Yeah, he can't play until he's 50 either. Damn, I thought we had Dominique on that. No.

The point that I would have made if someone told me like LeBron could play the Draymond role, I would push back slightly because I think that LeBron, where you would see some slippage in LeBron's game has been on the defensive side of the ball, and I think Draymond's one of his best attributes, like next to his passing, is that he can play great defense. But I guess the argument is he has allowed his defense

to slip because he's putting more effort in offensively. So if you think he still has the explosiveness to play, which that chase down block yesterday would suggest that he still does, then maybe he could extend his career. I do think it's funny that all of the commentary so far here and elsewhere largely has been about these guys as individuals as opposed to these Olympics.

Because everybody assumes Team USA is still gonna win, but Charlie Kravitz, who I'm not allowed to talk to anymore. You can talk to him, I'm sorry. I still cannot make eye contact with David Sampson who is just very uncomfortable. Joel Embiid keeps on being dragged into this conversation. And I think that's a ridiculous, ridiculous headline to take away as the number one thing

to talk about from this game. Why? Because Joel Embiid, as Juju Gotti pointed out in game three for us, I believe, could not see, has various leg injuries, is trying to work his way into shape, and you're gonna blame him for fouling out because in FIBA basketball, I wanna make this clear,

in FIBA basketball, how many fouls are there, Tony? Five. Yes. I like how you pump fake it. I see you jab-stepped him, Tony. Get him with a jab-step. You think you just go up and Shoot I gotta get open Put the body into him five six five got him

And you can touch the ball off the rim too. Can't block that shot. There it is nailed it. He knows the game obviously So I just think Joel Embiid is just an American Joel Embiid is very American He is made for the NBA and he's adjusting to FIBA because that's how much of a great American Joel Embiid is very American. He is made for the NBA and he's adjusting to FIBA because that's how much of a great American Joel Embiid is. No one questions his patriotism. Does he fit on his team? What happened? Why are you trying to kick him? Does he fit with the Americans? I think his style of play. Nice switch to Ruedo. The only other thing from this USA basketball team that I think is incredibly interesting is that President Obama re-kind of went back. You see what just happened? Did you just see what just happened?

That's why I paused because there was some stuff happening away from the ball that I did not anticipate. I was trying to get to the President Obama dapping up. Yeah, and I'm trying to also create bonds, and I just got flipped off by David Sampson. All right, fine. All right, so do we have that video of President Obama? You guys remember a while ago,

Obama kind of went viral because he was dapping everybody up. With Team USA. Yeah, with Team USA, all the black players, and he's doing it again. Solid daps, these are aggressive daps. Yeah, what up brother, love you, players, and he's doing it again, solid daps. These are aggressive daps. Yeah, what up brother, love you, all right. Trying to get like you. If I had your hand.

Just the wind up on Steph. I cut mine off. And then LeBron, I feel like. Yeah, these are presidential. The velocity. Daps. Uh oh, and then we get down to the less melanated people. Hanchik, see, I like that he gave Spo some shoulder.

He was like, Spo, you don't get a complete dap. As a great Filipino-American, I personally appreciate that. You don't get a complete dap, but you've done enough for the community that I will give you a little chest to chest. And it seems as though maybe there's more respect for Steve Kerr than Spo. He brings Steve Kerr in as well.

He, see, there's no left hand, there's no left hand on Spoh, no left hand on Spoh. This guy, you don't get no love. Oh, double hug for Kerr. This is not coincidental, this is obviously quite real. No, I, so. Dap is, can be a stressful thing, Dominique,

for those who are not sure what version they're going to get. It's not anymore, though. That's the thing that I find amusing for me when we see this is I have an 11-year-old son and he goes to private school and has a number of little rich white friends. DAP is a part of American culture now. Like, all these little 10-year-old and 11-year-old white boys come up to me and they're like, hello, Mr. Foxworth! And they go with the tilt. They go tilt up for the DAP and like, I'm fine with it. What angle of the elbow are they approaching, just for the audio audience?

It's definitely 45 degree. It's a 90 degree. Right angle. It's definitely 45 degree. It's a it's a 90 degree right angle 90 degree. Good pumping. Yeah, you saw I appreciate I got him a little side Get him up in the air and then hit him with that 45. Nope 90 but I Don't know that everyone knows the history of DAP and I assume Pablo as a nerd you probably know I. I know some. You know that DAP stands for. David, do you know this for your DAP? I just know that it's always uncomfortable for me

deciding who to hug. Whether you go around both, is it just one, you bring them in and then a rap, or do you sometimes just do a fist? And I never thought of it from a melanin standpoint, the way you just described it. I think of it from a logistical standpoint. I think about it from man, woman, man, man.

So that is always in my head and it's always awfully difficult to navigate. Well, love is love, so don't worry about the man, woman, man, man thing. But the DAP stands for dignity and pride. And DAP was originally kind of created during the Vietnam War. It was between black GIs would use this as a way

to let each other know that we had each other's back because there was a history of the white higher-ups not protecting the black soldiers and putting them in tough situations and even shooting them when they were in battle because they didn't respect them or like them. So the DAP was meant as a way to, whether it was an elaborate way to kind of silently express

we are on the same team, we're not gonna let them do whatever they want to us. Dignity and pride is what DAP stands for. And so I just find it hilarious. I mean, it's cool that President Obama, the first, the only black president that we ever had. With that attitude.

Probably, yeah. You're talking about the whole country, not me. Yeah. Yeah, the only black president that we've ever had to express that to these representatives of the United States. And I also find it incredibly hilarious. I'm gonna start saying dignity and pride

to all the 11 year old white boys that give me that. Just give them some that. All right, all right, Connor, dignity and pride, brother. Hunter. Dignity and pride, Riley. Cooper. That's a good one. Cooper flag.

Looks pretty good. Game one. A game one win for us, Cooper flag. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was game one. I enjoyed Cooper team player. Yeah. I'm whatever, whatever the higher ups want. This is what they get. And I couldn't be happier to be here with the container as they try to watch you guys try to sweep. Good luck to you. Whoa. She's you know what?

You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that.

You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. You don't say that. to be here with the container as they try to watch you guys try to sweep. Good luck to you. Whoa, you know what? You don't say good luck to you. I didn't like that sound of that good luck. I was like almost a bad luck.

I also gotta be honest, you're not giving off very happy to be in this room. You haven't talked to us once. Yeah. Is there something demeaning about being back here? I'm trying to understand how I can do it because you guys talk while they're talking, but your microphones must be off because I don't hear it in my ear. Yeah, there are there. So how do you that's true?

So I have not yet class you're out fourth starter No one no one taught me. So during this no one taught me either David. You just gotta go You just gotta talk you went with the full day one. You were just cutting it up day one We were still doing the show on zoom. so that was a whole other fiasco. But we're talking to each other and we're trying to figure out what we should say on the show and at the same time we're talking to them in their ears

to help them get to the next thing. So there's a lot of crosstalk going on. And you just gotta get in the lazy river stream and just go along. And that chair is tough too because you have to be kind of slanted over talking to everybody. So you almost have to be like kind of slanted over talking to everybody So you almost have to play it at an angle. That's the important part. Okay You're doing great. There was a another another dap that I'm not sure if you guys saw that involved Joe Biden that

My god, thank you for reminding me of this See that you see what she just did there. Oh did he get a squat so Jill walks into the Waffle House first and a guy is filming Joe and executes an incredible multi-part. So first of all, Joe Biden is obviously a veteran because the squat, that's- Oh my God.

If you haven't seen somebody in a long time, I'm telling you. One, two, three, four. Now this is, this may be- Extended. So you're only counting the four parts of the DAP. The squat- Starting with the squat is a great insight telling you. Three, four. Now this is, this may be. Extended. So you're only counting the four parts of the DAP. The squad. Starting with the squad is a great insight by you.

The squad is important because if that, this is only, so what this communicates is, I haven't seen you in a long time. I imagine that this may not be someone that Joe knows. No, it's a total stranger. But that is the only time you break out that. And I feel like maybe people don't understand it, hearing it, but imagine in your mind,

it also comes with a high-pitched voice, where it's like, what's that? Oh, I see you! I see you, big dog! Oh! And then you rise into a clap, chest hug. It's outstanding, man. I see you, Joe.

If you have not seen this video, just remember what the debate against Donald Trump was like and imagine the opposite. Though that description was just wrong. That squat, Dominique was way too forceful and that was more of a, that was more of a tiny little squaw. Noted deaf expert.

Whoa, he didn't give you that at. David, when we're on this side, we need to just tell everyone on that side they're right. Got it, thank you, duly noted. Coaching. No, no, no, no, no, not right now. This is a new administration. We accept criticism.

And if you notice- Every administration says that. If you notice, Charlie has done nothing but undercut me since he got here and I love him for it. Let's go to a break. Howdy y'all, it's Mike. And since the dawn of mankind, we've cooked our food over an open flame and debated the best way to grill. One thing that is not up for debate, grilling and beer always go together.

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I just remembered that when Joe did that squat it reminded me of another that squat, it reminded me of another white man who's very comfortable around black men doing a squat entrance, and it was Rory Williams. Remember Rory Williams? Do we have that tape? Video team on point! How'd you grab that already? First off, on YouTube, the title of the video

is Funny College Basketball Coach Walking Into Changing Room. Give you a sense of how this has gone beyond sports. This obviously was posted by a British person. Changing Room. That's JCPenney or something. I like it. But this is one of the greatest coaches in the history of college basketball.

And it's not, so I guess I'm not- And it starts with a squad. I'm not completely accurate with it being like, it's someone you haven't seen in a long time. That's how I'm familiar with it, but it's like an excited, like, it's a debt buildup. Exactly, it's the prelude to an expression of comfort and familiarity.

And Joe Biden must have been the main recipient of all of the windups that we saw Obama give, of course, all of the Team USA guys. And so when you see this, you're like, why can't the Democratic Party just air that video over and over again? Why are we introducing that video of Joe Biden being the most physically charismatic?

David, please come back. I do have a bit of confusion. I would like David to come back. Did you, is this a formal invitation? Is it time? I have an idea. David comes back on the condition that he can enter the room and adequately

dap both of you up. Oh, I'll dap. Oh, I can dap. Wow. Dap it up, bro. You have not seen me dap. Oh, he's basically like... Do you know how to dab?

I'm a dapper-ber. Oh, he's the most dapper-dapper. We're calling for the righty. We're calling for the righty. Dapper Dave. You know, he's the most dapper dapper. We're going we're calling for the ready. We're calling for the righties Pepper Dave, you know Dapper Dan is no chance. Any of you know Dapper Dan is What is the reference? It's a it was a guy from Harlem who used to like make his own clothes Dapper Dan And it like became super popular. Oh Oh, I see you. I see you day. No squat just awkwardly walking You have to get Pablo to he miss Pablo

In a new depth, I don't know never I've never seen the jump on damp. He just ko. He just koala'd you. I think he smeared something on you. Say hi to your mom. I love that. Good to see you, Dominic. We just add it. We went from squat, clap, hug, koala. Would be hilarious if you sent him back in here because of that.

I feel as though. We need that video video team if you can just get that for us whenever you could. I feel as though David has endured so much this week that I can't punish him again that I can't punish him again. I can't punish him again. Welcome back, David. How are you guys?

It's been great. What's been going on? I don't like that you were talking about the game that you didn't watch, because that is too stoop. It was a joke. It was a joke. Oh, I'm not sure that's a joke. He watched it this morning.

We watched it together. I'm just making fun of him. You watched the highlights. Well, it was the extended highlight. You can get the condensed. The condensed skin? How dare you. Hold on. I'm just making fun of him. You watched the highlights. Well, it was the extended highlight. You can get the condensed skin. The condensed skin? How dare you. Hold on, I'm sorry.

We have breaking news in here. We just found Chris Cody's notepad from the sex therapist segment yesterday. From game three? From the ninth inning of game three? Well, it's in a bit, he was actually taking notes. He was taking notes. Oh.

Oh. Wait, hold it up so they can zoom in on it, please. All right, should I read this? Did he? Yes. Wait, wait, wait, get, get, get, are there five things we can do a top five? There are five things.

The top five things Chris Cody learned from listening to the sex therapist we had on at the end of yesterday's show. I also have a top five of my observations. Do we wanna do these both now? Double top five? Sounds like the rest of this segment is spoken for, baby. Let's do it.

Spoken like a true host. We're covered. All right, I'll do maybe, I'll do my top five first. Okay. And then we'll save the best for last and do Chris's top five. So these are my observations. Before you start, excuse me,

did you watch it happen as it was happening? Did you watch the entire segment? You have to give the background. I listened to it on my podcast. The whole of it. I didn't watch it happen as it was happening? Did you watch the entire segment? You have to give the background. I listened to it on my podcast. The whole of it. I didn't watch it. I saw the clip on social media. That was an important clarification.

Thank you, sir. Why is David just trying to make sure that we aren't lying about the stuff we've watched? I don't know. That's actually a great question. He does do that frequently. I worry. The top five things Jess and Montana

has learned from listening to us interview a sex therapist yesterday are? Number five, Juju saying that this is a family show and people listen with their kids and then the next segment after that being an interview with a sex therapist. True. Good observation. Number four, David earnestly asking Pablo

if he owns a CR. Yes. Yes. No. You guys don't have to believe that. The answer was no. I don't know if I ever said it aloud, but it is a no. You did it, by the way. You did fine if you did it.

Let's be clear. It's fine if you did it. It's just a very earnest, actual question you wanted an answer to. Let's be specific. With Pablo, a very intelligent and normally grammatically correct person, said the answer was no. Okay, Percy.

Yeah, it could be yesterday. Because he learned new information, so the answer was no. How many motors? Don't ask, it's too personal. I was told double was the correct. Okay, number three, Chris Cody taking notes. Should be number one, except there's two better than that.

Number two, observation, funniest observation, Pablo asking for clarification about the grundle. Probably his best moment from the show this week. She said it was regional. I didn't know that. Like, geographically regional. I did not know that, I learned that. I found out so much.

And then number one, of course, David Samson bravely admitting to the audience and the sex therapist and all of us that he cannot satisfy a woman. He has a lot to do, right? He has stuff to watch. Takes you long. I like that instead of just acknowledging

what all men understand is like sometimes your stamina's not right. David was like, no, this is intentional. I'm trying to be efficient, baby. It's not because I can't. It's not because I can't hold out. I wanted the answer and she gave it. It's because I gotta get on to the next thing

because this isn't that important. But I mean, truly it was brave. No, it was. Most people would have asked for their friend, but David just went right in there. I don't see why I needed to ask it was brave. Most people would have asked for their friend, but David just went right in there. I don't see why I needed to ask for a friend. Yeah. Who am I kidding?

I don't care if my friends are getting the job done. I want to get the job done, I feel you. Very brave. The top five things Chris Cody wrote down on his notepad that we thought was just a bit are. Number five, 1990. Number four, different devices we can't hold oh we can't just we can't just be like the last time he did that Okay. I think he would have been like two. Yeah. Weird. That'd be really weird.

Even his parents. I'm gonna text Chris. Well, I think we did. For permission to do this? No, no, no. Ask him when 1990. Ask him when 1990. That could have been from another segment,

but there were five things written down on the piece of paper, and we do a top five, so I had to read that one. You should take a picture and send it to him, because he might need it. Use these. True, true. Number three, C, R's.

Yes. Don't want to make more work for the video team, bleepin' that one out on DraftKings. Number two, not censor this one, because this is just anatomy. Clit on the vulva. For the way he wrote that down. We're going to clip that one please.

Nope. No we will not. No if Chris said it we would clip it. We're not clipping it down. Number one just vulva. Why is there a double vulva? Clip that. For each of the cock rings.

Oh you said CR. CR, sorry video team, we're very sorry. Proud of you Pablo for not saying it during that segment. Yeah, good job Pablo. You're welcome. Has anyone heard from anyone about that segment outside of this room? Anyone in what sense? Anyone who may work at a level that is-

Oh, coworkers of ours? Yes. Supervisors? Yes. Have you heard of it in a disciplinary capacity? Not necessarily disciplinary, more of a inquisitive capacity. I like to use yesterday's segment as like a test subject

to see how many people are actually listening. It's a little, um. So far we haven't heard back. A little heat check moment. I tested it last night. Did you? With certain people who were in Iraq. Whoa, whoa! What did you test? Which one?

I tested it and the test did not pass. They have not. I do not know why you had a sex therapist on the show. No, I have not listened to the show. It was that. Well, like how did you, cause now we're in a snitching situation. What did you do?

Like how did you ask this question? Why is David always asking people if they watch stuff? Because I don't know how you can get the show or do a show if you don't watch the show or if you don't watch what you're talking about. And one of the things that's talked about all the time on this show is that Stu Gotz and others, mostly Stu Gotz, will talk about things

he has no idea about. And I think that we don't wanna do that. So how did you ask the question? You don't have to say who you asked but what did you ask? I asked very simply, did you see any segment that bothered you on today's show? Oh, objection leading the witness? Leading question, yeah. That's like, tell us what we should be in trouble for there. I absolutely wanted to lead the witness because where I was gonna get to was a place... This is why you're not...

This is why... Can you finish your thought? Well said. These boys gonna fight. I'm restraining myself. And I think Pablo deserves a swift hook. This week started with I thought the two of you were gonna fight and somehow you flipped this.

David Sampson and I are... Yeah, we see eye to eye. Well. As long as I'm on a stool. Anyway, I thought that it was outstanding and what gave me comfort in order to go and discuss this is when we went outside the door and we talked to the crew here, including there were women in the crew.

How did you find that segment? And they all said it was fantastic. That was my only concern is there was a bunch of guys. Jessica, you weren't here. I wish you had been here because it would have been able to maybe feed off your energy like, oh, that was too much or we're okay. I was disappointed I missed it.

It sounded like a lot of fun. And it does seem like the listener feedback was fantastic, which I think is most important is where we're serving the audience. I have been hardened by how much the audience has understood that we are here to have nothing else. You've been what by the audience. I have been hardened by how much the audience has understood that we are here to have nothing else. You been what by the heartends? Heartend.

Oh, OK. I was about to say. Don't make me call it. Naturally hardened. I mean, why would you call Liz? Without the help of a cock ring. OK. Can you stop? He can't though is the thing. You're making it harder for Billy and I don't appreciate that.

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