The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: The Super Bowl, Huh?

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

TODAY'S CAST: Dan, Stu, Chris, Billy, Jess, and Tony. Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container recap last night's Super Bowl as Pat Mahomes, Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, and the Kansas City Chiefs beat the San Francisco 49ers to win back-to-back titles. They touch on Mahomes' greatness, Andy Reid's hilarious celebration with Chris Jones, the Reid-Kelce confrontation, and Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's true love. Plus, the crew recaps their week in Vegas including trauma bonding, a drunk Greg Cote and drunk Jessica Smetana at the airport diner, ziplining on Fremont, and Billy Gil karaoke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. This is the Don Lebatore Show with the Stugatz Podcast. The one who is most bumming today is Joann Jennings. Yeah. It's like I was right there. Yeah. If we just knew the overtime rules. If our coaches just understood what the rules were in overtime. Some genius.

Stugatz just whispered to me before we put the microphones on and you'll forgive me if we sound a little bloated. Put it on the poll at LeBatard show is the only thing you win in Vegas puffiness. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Blah, blah, blah. The 49ers, or I shouldn't say the 49ers, Kyle Shanahan has now had in Superbowls multiple leads of 10 points and one lead of 25 points that he has not held on to. Patrick Mahomes, the stats to guts are crazy. Yes. When you look at the amount of winning he has done by the age of 28 years old.

It's insane. I mean, to have three Super Bowls, to make it to the Super Bowl for a four time, to have three Super Bowl MVPs, he is, if you want to call him the second greatest quarterback today, I'm not going to argue. I'm not. Uh, wait a minute. That's not what people might be calling him. Well, no, he's not the best.

Okay. That's, that's fine. You're not, you are fine. Don't embarrass yourself. You are doing what Skip Bayless is doing. Skip Bayless said Brady would have won in regulation by 14 for either team. I say 21. Right, yeah.

Not my first rodeo. I mean. Booger McFarlane did hit Mahomes on set after the game with, best I've ever seen do it, as he was shaking his hand. Wow, that's insane. What's that, Billy? That's just what you say in the moment.

You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly right. He said that to Brady God knows how many times. Dan, if you want a fresh take on GBF this morning, because we did one of those, we played a game of, what if Tom Brady came in at halftime? Yep, we're overtaken. From which team?

Not gonna tell you, won't tell you. You're gonna have to listen. You'll have to listen to God bless football to find out this is from Evan Abrams Patrick Mahomes his trail by seven plus points in 11 playoff games He is now taking the lead back and ten of those 11 games That's nuts Brady will have forever over him that Mahomes couldn't beat him in the Super Bowl and that's gonna keep aging better for Tom Brady. Yes, the head-to-head. With Tampa. Smart football, that's right. That's with Tampa. Smart football says Patrick Mahomes has been a

starting quarterback in the NFL for six seasons during which time he quote has been to the four Super Bowls and won three of them, has never finished, worse than the AFC title game Won the division all six seasons and in the playoffs has a winning percentage of 83 percent incidentally The Kansas City Chiefs traded Tyree kill and then won back-to-back Super Bowls. Yes crazy with nobody With what Mark Marquez Valdez scantling? nobody with Mark Marquez Valdez scantling Miko Harman as a retread because they cut him into the death they came back with nobody they trade Tyreek Hill and

then what their receivers are known for after that is just not being able to catch the football and they win the Super Bowl with the worst Kansas City team we've seen I think right well the defense is so good Speaking of MBS that 19 and a half reception. You always kind of went backwards on everybody Yeah, well if you guys saw what happened there I've been making fun of that bet all season because I've lost it all seven times. I've made it He's always been at plus 13 and a half yards and catches. I'm like he just needs one catch. I'll win that bet I was oh and seven this year making that bet. I Never wanted to do I know but yesterday was 18 and a half like he just needs one catch. I'll win that bet. I was own seven this year making that bet. I never won. You would do, I mean.

No, but yesterday was 18 and a half and then he makes the one catch for 16 and I'm like, that's how it happens with him. But then he makes another catch and goes backwards for three yards. And then he makes another catch and he got over it. He got over to 20 yards. I had it, yeah.

Congratulations to God. Thank you. I also had the game going to overtime at plus 900. How about that? At a night? If you're making that bet, you are making a lot of bets. It's fun, man. It's a Super Bowl.

Oh, there's nothing like an hour before the Super Bowl. See how many props I can put in in this next hour. Jessica, why did you make a face at what Stugats was saying there? Because it was a rough week in Las Vegas, followed up by, uh, I think a lot of people in this room trying to recoup some of their Vegas losses in the Super Bowl, which is never really a good strategy for betting. I should say to the entirety of our group that I was really proud of you guys

last week. Um, it was a very difficult thing to execute on our own. And I can say, and this one's a stunner, I'm gonna name the three stars of Super Bowl week right now. Number three is Patrick Mahomes, congratulations to Patrick Mahomes. Way to go Pat, yep. Number two is Stugatz. Thank you.

Congratulations to Stugatz. And I don't think people understand how hard it is to top Stugatz during Super Bowl week, but this person was a rock star. Greg Cody, the star of Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah. I don't believe anyone in the history of Super Bowl week or Super Bowl media has ever debuted a surprise band

that then performed in front of people. He didn't want to come back. I was talking to him yesterday and he was just as still smiling, still on cloud nine. I have to, as I get as frustrated with him as anyone and I was smiling all week just looking at him. He was in heaven, it was really cool to see. It's the happiest I have ever seen your father

and then he got as drunk as I have ever or anyone has ever seen him. I had to go into dad mode Friday after he got into, he was feeling all the love from the people and he goes, hey, we're done, I'm gonna party. or anyone has ever seen him. I had to go into dad mode Friday after he got into he celebrate. He was feeling all the love from the people and he goes, hey, we're done. I'm going to party and thanks to draft kings for hosting a little, uh, you know, mixer after the event. And my dad generally, he can cry some Miller lights. How he can go all day.

Well, when your dad's a mixer though, that's what I mean. When your dad's a mixer, when he goes beer and then liquor, he didn't even mix though, it's worse than, it's worse than oh, he went straight to the brown. The first drink I saw him with was a crown and diet and I'm just like, it's gonna be a long one. He got a Super Bowl week MVP. We had to leave for the airport at 9 p.m. by about seven.

I had to put people in charge of him when I was leaving his side. Like at one point I was like, Roy, I'm going over here for a second, can you watch my dad? And Roy was like, Roy, I'm going over here for a second. Can you watch my dad? And Roy was like, I got you. Cause everyone could sense he needed it. That actually tracks though,

because as I went up to Greg, as I was leaving the bar, I was like, Greg, you did such an amazing job this week. Like you really crushed it. Started weeping. Tears in his eyes. I was like, oh man, I gotta get out of here. Greg's crying.

I gotta go. That was early in the drinking. That was at like four. Yeah. I was riding that That was early in the drinking. That was at like four. Yeah. I was riding that moving walkway thing, Dan, in the airport, and I just hear my name screamed from across the airport and didn't know it was, and then I saw Gregor.

I'm like, oh! Like just screaming from across the airport, sitting next to Jeremy, and I was like, oh. Okay, I was in the middle, so then I walked back, and I was like, hey, Greg, and he's just giggling like a crazy person. He's like, we just wanted to see if you'd walk over here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha more often. Before this weekend, the drunkest I had seen him was at my brother's very first art show when he got into the red wine and knocked one of my brother's paintings off the wall.

Oh no! You breaking your bio or what? My brother never forgave him. Went to his grave not forgiving him. He was drunker than that this weekend by 6 p.m. So I don't even know where the night ended up after that. At a diner at the airport. I was like, dad, we gotta eat. That was sad.

It was a sad diner. We kind of like ran into this thing where it's like we don't have enough time now. We wanted to go eat at the place at the hotel, but there was a wait. So it's like, let's just go to the airport so we don't have to rush. And the options at the airport were a sad diner

Did the diner help? I mean, you know just in terms of soaking up the oh, yeah I mean, yeah, I'm telling you he was a couple rows behind me on the flight I looked back multiple times a sleep the entire flight the best sleep he's ever gotten he woke up In for ladderdale just bright-eyed and bushy tailed. I'll tell you what help Morris do They were giving out tums at our live show on Friday, and I think God had like 10 in my pocket. And I chewed all of those before I read. I shout out to Tums.

This is the only thing that got me to Miami the next morning because, ooh. I am looking at all of us. We got, there are a whole bunch of defeated people in here right now. I don't see a whole lot of freshness right now. I see a lot of people crawling around on their elbows. Billy says that there was a lot of trauma bonding last week.

Yeah, that's how things work on work trips. Lots of trauma bonding. You get put into these situations with these people that you know, but you don't know. You know what I mean? You work with them, but you don't know them until you go on work trips together. And then you trauma bond.

That's how work trips work. And then you know. Exactly right. I trauma bonded with Lucy and Chris and I feel like we should have Lucy here to talk about this tomorrow because we went on the zip line together in the middle of the rain over Fremont Street yeah we'll get a brave Chris I thought we'll get to that tomorrow you don't remember seeing it it never made air yeah we did it why didn't it well okay we can get to that there's nothing to do with me.

Technical issues, rain, wireless microphones, flying 50 feet over people's heads, the people with the other ends of the microphones are 300 yards away or whatever. I don't know, from what I've told that's gonna make air, they're trying to fix it. It's just a quick turnaround for that. But Chris was not happy with that situation. I mean, it's just, I don't like these things in general. Look, I know there's an isolated video on social of me just acting like a baby going down the zip line. They don't realize the 45 minutes that we sat there waiting.

My least favorite thing in all of these type of things is when my body weight is on, I can feel my body weight being held or some rinky dink thing, okay? And we sat there with my body weight on this thing for a half, I turned into a diva. It was the most I've ever. But you were hanging in the sky for 45 minutes?

Well no, they did this thing. Right, clarify, you're at the edge. They lay you on this thing where you're hooked up and then they lower the thing away from you. He was laying on a little like nap pad that kindergartners use that was elevated. But I'm tell, but no. I wouldn't like that either.

But then they tested you. It was not a hanging. When they lowered it, when they lowered it, you were hanging with all your body weight. It was the worst. Let Lucy explain it to you tomorrow because she had a first hand view of the two big babies that were doing that.

No, this is right though. But when you go zip lining, okay? And I've done it once. Like when they strap you in, you wanna just go. Like don't strap me in and have me sit there for 45 minutes, please. The worst part is thinking about it right before. And we had a million camera people there,

but yet we had the one camera guy in front of us had to go to the other end. We had to sit there and wait for it. We also had the people that were in charge of our safety on it, and very professional people. They were getting also annoyed with the long wait. And there's nothing that you want less in a moment where you're like feeling vulnerable and possibly,

you know, at risk for bodily harm, then the people in charge of your safety being annoyed with you, because that's what was going on. And I was like, oh, we better go going before someone like unties something. And the 30 people that were waiting to go had to sit there and wait for us because we're this like fancy show

that comes in and cuts the line. And you were self-conscious about making other people wait. Sat there for a half hour making them wait. Had nothing to do with him, Jess. I just hated every second of it. I said multiple times, this is my least favorite thing I've done with this show. I hate, I was like, I was about to,

I was like, I could leave this right now. I will tell them, I don't have to do that. I almost did that. You almost stormed off. They don't believe our thought about saying it. There was a point where I was just like, I don't have to do that. I almost like did that. You almost stormed off. They don't believe our thought about saying it. There was a point where I was just like, I don't have to do this. I have rights.

It's been too long. They're reigning. There was a point where it was taking so long that like, okay, we're just gonna unhook you guys and let the other people go. And then when you guys are ready, we'll hook you back up. And like, me and Chris looked at each other like,

if we get unhooked, we're not getting back on this thing. I get out of here. I'm not doing this whole thing again. But Lucy can tell you about that tomorrow. All right, I'm glad we embargoed all of that until tomorrow when Lucy and Greg are here. Staying up late, hanging out with friends, yelling at the game on TV, which I do a lot.

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when you go to liquidiv.com and use code Dan at checkout. That's 20% off your first order when you shop superior hydration today using promo code Dan at liquidiv.com Don Lebatard! It's been a lovely cruise. Oh man that's my outro. That's you know as my casket is being lowered. Jesus. You know, I'll have been cremated a week before, but we'll do the casket thing just for show. And as my casket is being lowered.

Wait a minute. Well, we'll empty casket? Yeah, it'll be closed. Closed, you know. Just for show, we're gonna do that. Well, what's the redundancy there? You know, I mean, we're gonna put on a public display. Yeah, naturally.

Stugatz! What do you do with the ashes? You're put on a public display. Yeah, naturally. Stugats! What do you do with the ashes? Um, you know what's- You're going on lovely cruise. Exactly, maybe we'll throw them over, my wife will throw them overboard. I would assume- She's necking with her new husband.

This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats! The Stugats The Stugats I trauma bonded karaoke singing also with Mike Fuentes. Thursday was a day, man. Oh, yeah, day. I'll tell you. We were going back and forth.

Like Wednesday and Thursday when we had like the rehearsals and then we had the live show and we had Radio Row, it was like incredible and shout out to Kristen and Kirsten and everybody who kind of like did the logistics and the planning and all of the drivers that were involved. But it was like, you're here until one 10, then you're hopping in this car, then you're driving across town, then you're getting through.

And it was like the rush of getting everything done with the minimal amount of time that we had to do it. And Thursday was like the craziest day for that. Because we really was like meet and greet the fans, but you have to leave exactly at this time, get in the car, go through security. We sat down with two minutes to spare before our first interview.

Then we had five straight interviews, then we had to do this. Then we had Meenam and Dominique's show right after that. So it was like constantly moving around. And then karaoke. Well, the karaoke, there was this slight window where it was like, me and Mike Fuentes looked at each other. The slight window was me going to the bathroom.

I mean. We had a slight window while we were waiting for the car to get there to then go and take us to the next thing that we had to go to. And then there was this truck that was sponsored by an unnamed alcohol company. And they were like, if you want, you can sign up here and you can get, you know, like a, you know, a Cousy or you could get a, you know, whatever, like a key chain or whatever. And we said, you know what, we're just waiting here for the car to get here.

We'll sign up. So naturally as you do in those things, when you don't wanna bother with things, I signed up with Tony's email, he signed up with Lewis's email, so you guys will be getting, you know, promotional things for the rest of your life at your work email from this alcohol company. That's a great idea.

Excellent, yeah. So we did that, and then we were still waiting for the car, and they're like, you guys wanna do karaoke? And we're like, well, we don't really have time, but yeah, we'll do karaoke, because we finished all of our interviews. We finished doing the live show, we finished, that was our last day at Radio Row,

so it was a culmination of a week's worth of events. So then we went right in the back of that thing, Backstreet Boys, Backstreet Back is there. You're gonna obviously sing Backstreet's Back Alright, and we were killing it, killing it. The dancers for this unnamed alcohol company were dancing outside of the truck. There was a window.

We were there in like the valet section of the Mandalay Bay. So it was blasting out of the trucks. Two guys is texting us, where are you guys? Where are you guys? While we're singing there, it's me, Mike, Fenton, and JuJu, just like, everybody, yeah. Killing it, killing this song.

And then we got the text that our car was there. So we had. Killing this song. You are? And then we got the text that our car was there, so we had to leave in the middle. And as we were leaving, and this is the part that I'm nervous about sharing with the class, as we were leaving, the DJ that was inside of the back of this converted food truck looking thing that was just there for karaoke and for this unnamed alcohol brand handed Mike Fuentes a USB immediately and said, here's your performance. So somewhere out there, there is a video of us singing in the back of this truck.

We're gonna go get it right now. Fuentes has nowhere. I don't know where it is. But it's honestly the fastest, this fastest file transfer I've ever seen. We basically just put on our backpacks and they handed us a little USB. I'm like, how did you have this?

Cause we left in the middle of the song. Are you somebody who was actively because of all the times that Stugatz kept you waiting with a cigarette? I had to go to the bathroom man. Were you retaliating for all of his cigarette breaks by keeping him waiting while doing karaoke? No, I mean the karaoke was there we were waiting for a car we made the most of our time. What am I supposed to do? If someone says, do you want to sing Backstreet Boys

and get a free T-shirt, what are you gonna say? Right. What are you gonna say? Super Bowl Radio Row, that's what it's all about. Exactly right, it was a celebratory moment. Me and Mike Fuentes went through the trenches together last week. You can talk to him off air about it.

He saw firsthand what I'm dealing with on a regular basis. Put these things on the pole please at Levitard Show. Have you ever done karaoke with someone immediately after trauma bonding with them? And also, do you use the emails of your friends to sign up for things that you don't want to hear from them? In fairness, someone did it to me because I am, and I have one guess as to who it was based on what the email that I get

I am constantly getting emails from the University of Miami about season ticket holder opportunities And I can guarantee you I did not sign up for that you too. They you too signed you up I mean I feel what Billy saying right there because I I've experienced that Stu gots Stu gots his entire thing at Row, like first thing Monday morning, and then the rest of the week I was like, I'm gonna stay away from this for a while. It's a lot, it's a glowing nuclear epic center. I like the dominant center of four.

Going on a smoke break, like 10 minutes into the show, the first day. We have like one hour left on the set. I'm like, where'd you go? Let's put up on the screen here, how much bigger Cam Newton is than Billy Gill Everybody was a little bit surprised by the size of Cam Newton I'm not sure why you would be surprised by the size of Cam Newton. Oh damn, but there's big and then there's Cam Newton

But he's like double billy's biggest goal line spreading the history of our most violent sport Brady will you stop it see I think Billy holds his own in this. Like Stu Gotts looks small next to him. Well, I look small next to anyone. But I'm just saying Billy, like I see, I think the opposite. I think look how big Billy looks next to Candy. It is a low angle. He's enormous.

He's massive. Like I'm not like a tiny guy. I'm not like a big guy, but I'm not like a tiny guy. But like I'm comparable in height to like a lot of the people. To Josh Allen. Yeah, like he's like two inches taller than me, like he's a big guy too. Cam is like another level and I couldn't believe,

like I can't believe that people are able to injure Cam Newton. I really can't believe that he's capable of being hurt. He's not even wearing pads there and it looks like he's wearing pads underneath his shirt. He's in great shape, like great shape. Put it on the pole please. Does it look like Cam Newton's wearing pads underneath his shirt. He's in great shape, like great shape. Put it on the pole please. Does it look like Cam Newton is wearing pads

when he's not wearing pads? Was he excited to be talking to you here, Bill? Oh, he had no idea who I was. Come on, he plays a good game, he doesn't know who I was. We will have Greg Cody around here tomorrow to laugh and enjoy with him the wonder that was him becoming a rock star in front of our eyes. But I want to first, since we're speaking of drunk people,

I want to wander over to the waste management open and just show you golfers yelling at drunk fans because there's an assortment of B-roll from the waste management open that continues to escalate over the years. People keep getting drunker and drunker, so there were hospitalizations, there were an assortment of fights. There was Zach Johnson yelling at fans. Let's play the video of Zach Johnson yelling at fans, because we've got him, we've got Billy Horschel yelling at fans.

Stugats, originally at one point, we were gonna have you go straight from the Super Bowl to the Waste Management Open to get into this debauchery here, but let's play some of that Let's go with Zach Johnson first. Please show him just screaming at fans And we will have an assortment as well of a b-roll here for me. Let me let me Me somebody said it. I'm just sick of it. Just shut up That's the someone giving him crap over his choices for the Ryder Cup and it's just it's just drunk people and then Billy Horschel He people are yelling at Billy Horschel when there's a guy swinging It like he they're yelling at Billy when the guy in the fairway swinging and then it's just oh my god It's so awkward and when the when the waste management has me swinging and then it's just, oh my God, it's so awkward. And when the waste management has me saying,

guys dial it back a little bit. No. That's when you know it's like. No, no, no. No, it was too much. They stopped alcohol sales on Saturday. I don't care. Because the crowd was so unruly.

And this is an event where they expect the crowd to be unruly. Like that is, They encourage it. It is more than encouraged. Yes. Like they expect this. And that is what makes this event

stand out on the calendar, but apparently it was just way too much. They got carried away because the PGA tour and its players, excuse me, has encouraged those fans to drink, especially on that whole. And one year, one weekend of the year, you have to deal with Unruly fans.

Every single game that an NFL player plays, they deal with unruly fans. Every single game that an NFL player plays, they deal with unruly fans. You get it once a year and you're gonna complain if you're Billy Horschel or Jordan Spieth or any of those guys. Terrible job by them. Let's play the clip here of Billy Horschel losing it. All right.

Bill, watch the shot. Get next here. Buddy, when he's over the shot, shut the shot. Get next here. Buddy, when he's over the shot, shut the sh**, man. Come on. Come on. Damn, ball shot here. F***** good job. Oh, oh, oh.

That was some dog. Oh, wait. What the f**k do you look like? It's just, you could just see the frustration of like, guys, enough. Uh, put on the- Long weekend. Yeah, put on, I heard it. Here, let's just run some B-roll of just the insanity that was the waste management open.

I cannot think of a worse combination in sports of ingredients than the golfer etiquette and just general drunkenness. And the only thing that this tournament is known for is everyone's gonna get rip-roaring drunk. It's the reason your tournament matters. Yeah, but you don't want people to get so drunk that they're being hospitalized and they're hurting other people.

There is obviously a limit, Stugatz, to how much unruliness you're allowed to have where it becomes a liability for the people putting on the event. And I think that was the fear with this weekend. And everyone got really mad when they stopped selling alcohol. And I think they also temporarily closed the entrance because there were so many people coming in too.

So I think that there, I don't know where the line is, but I guess the people putting on the event felt that the line had been crossed. Jessica, I'm gonna say here's where the line is. When the waste management open open cuts off liquor sales, I'll say, good. When the line has been closed. If you're telling me the waste management open is saying,

that's it, we're going dry here. We're afraid of a death. We've entered the fights and hospitalization area. I'm good with the waste management open saying no more liquor sales, we've got liability problems here I love being drunk as much as the next guy But when is ever just sliding down a hill shirtless like a fun thing to do you would do it?

Oh, no, I wouldn't do it They do that at the literally world series every year and everybody thinks it's adorable because it's kids But then all of a sudden adult male who may or may not be slightly overweight does it and it's a problem I can't out of here hypocrisy Body shaming bird krisher drank like that I'm not gonna lie when I saw these videos and I saw that like shit was hitting the fan I was like glad I already went last year. Don't care what happens now been there done that this is on them though Like they've encouraged this for so long like Like this is, you wanted this to be this

and then it was too much of what you wanted and now it's a problem. Like you did this to yourself. The fans are saying, how do we outdo what we did last year? That's it. I mean, and they did. All good things get ruined. Is it gonna be like, remember when South Beach was like,

we don't want people in here anymore? Like are they gonna do this next year at the waste manager where there's just like crazy security, limit to drinks? Like there's gotta be something. It would be great if there was a tank there next year. Who states and adopted a new team, switch to TurboTax and make your moves count. See guaranteed details at TurboTax.com slash guarantees. Experts only available with TurboTax Live. Don Lebatard!

That's how it's gonna end! The mailing it in at the end of the retirement! Chris, go get me this! It's just an A-B, him coming out and hitting the one or two notes of that kind of thing and you know it and then just giving us finger guns and leaving. Baby! You should listen to the Great Cody Show podcast because that's all we do for 55 minutes a week is just say catch phrases.

We even make songs about them. And you know it is a song for crying out loud. That's great. Hopefully that's a suey nominee for best song. And you know it, song and you know it baby and you know it stu gots and you know it baby and you know it and you know it baby and you know it and you know it baby and you know it this is the done levitar show with the stu gots show with us two gods. I want to ask you guys something about stress and pressure and the amount of times that

we spend at these microphones saying that someone else in a pressurized situation didn't handle the pressure correctly. I don't know if you guys heard me. I was a bit out of it over the entirety of the week because of the general stresses of the week, but at one point on Friday, and I don't even remember who it is that I said this to, I spit uncharacteristically out of the side of my mouth, get the full away from me at somebody. And the reason I bring this up is because I think Kelsey's gonna get to skate on knocking his coach,

almost knocking his coach over, and I'm not sure that he would have gotten to skate if they had lost the game, or if he had had a bad game, he had a quiet game, most of the game, and then all of a sudden it becomes nine catches for 93 yards on 10 targets. But they won, and we're calling it a love tap, I mean. Well, I'm curious, because I'm genuinely curious, I'm always saying, these are volatile situations

involving emotional people. And the amount of stress on Travis Kelsey, whether he's won or not, given what his season has been, all football players will tell you, these seasons are longer than they've ever been now with 17 games, and all of them will tell you that it is an unholy grind on your body and mind. Now add Taylor Swift to the mix.

And all of that. Well, he added that to the mix. I understood, okay. Okay, yes. That doesn't mean it's not in the mix. Yes. I'm not saying it's that to the mix. I understood. Okay. Okay, yes. That doesn't mean it's not in the mix. I'm not saying it's not in the mix, but you don't bump your coach like that. Like, you just don't do that. And that's why Andy Reid has helped that team and helped Travis Kelsey

become a Hall of Fame wide receiver. Seriously, Andy Reid is one... Hall of Fame tight end. He's a Hall of Fame tight end. That team is an historic team. It is now a dynasty, and Andy Reed has been in charge of that team and done good by Kelsey Mahal in the entire team. Don't do it. Every every okay. Everything you're

saying is accurate. And I'm also adding to you the stress of Travis Kelsey playing in that Super Bowl and having early their down double digits three catches and I think He was out of the game when they got the fumble, correct? He was what isn't that what happened? Is that what he was mad about was he mad? But check off fumbled Kelsey was out of the game. I thought that's what he was mad about Maybe it was somebody something else. I didn't see the reporting. Yes, of course do gods don't hit your coach. Yes however What I saw there is what I see all the time

on sidelines under pressure, and we always react the way that we do, and none of us know what that feels like. None of us have any idea what it feels like to be at the center of all of that on a Sunday when the world is watching, and you have spent that entire season at the center of all of that on a Sunday when the world is watching and you have spent that entire season at the center of, you know, your Tuesday is Aaron Rodgers

takes you out as Mr. Pfizer. That's your Tuesday morning throughout the entire season. This might feel like an obvious take for me, but I like it, right? It stirred a fire under Andy Reed. It feels like to me, they hadn't really schemed Travis Kelsey into that first quarter, right? there's a lot of running the ball here They had 21st quarter yards

He had one target for one yard in the for what felt like the first quarter So he probably went over to big red and was like hey get me involved like let's go But like I'm the on the engine of this team make it happen How can you be more upset with Kelsey than Andy Reed was? Cuz I can. That's the part I was like, I see the internet freaking out. But here's the other thing,

because he's not actually, he doesn't actually care. Like it's just a thing to say. Don't reveal that, Dan. I did see afterwards, I was curious to see how they both played it off, because obviously you just won the Super Bowl, you don't want that to be the story on on Monday but they both really downplayed it

afterwards and Andy Reid was just like you could tell he was like definitely rattled at least to me he seemed rattled but he was like yeah I really like took my legs out from under me like he keeps me young Travis and I was like I think that these people understand a couple of different things, I would say, Stu guys. They understand the pressure cooker that is their environment. And this is the other part that I think gets noticed less. They actually love each other. And so that happens sometimes

when you argue with people in tense situations and things leak out the side and you don't even know that the thing you're arguing about isn't the thing that you're arguing about. Andy Reed has coached a lot of men, but when I'm talking about love, right, because many of you may assume, well, how do you know they love each other?

I mean, I, trauma-bonding people go through the pressures. You're assuming. Pressure, I am assuming. Yes, I'm assuming, but something else I'm assuming, and I'm guessing that a lot of you who were cynical about this Might be less so today Look to me like Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift love each other to yeah Like that looked to me like that's what was happening there

We did a lot of you know a lot of time during this season a lot of people are saying this is orchestrated I'm cynical this this is manipulated, and then they win the Super Bowl and when they're together, and you're seeing them hold each other, you're like, okay, they seem to be shared. That's the best. Sharing the joy is the best. Getting to it yourself is pretty cool.

Sharing it with someone else who was close to it that knows what you were nursing on your body on Wednesdays because you're limping around the house and what that guy does for a living is totally insane. You have her there on Wednesdays because you're limping around the house and what that guy does for a living is totally insane. You have her there on Wednesdays just with the ice bags. She was in Tokyo on Wednesday. Yeah, I mean, occasional Wednesdays. I don't know.

Check in here. It's like Roy's hockey show. Occasional Fridays, by the way. People that were doubting, people doubting Andy Reed's flexibility with the whole Travis Kelsey thing. They must not have seen him after the game Celebrating with Chris Jones because I saw a man That can go up and down with the best. Let's see this because he didn't go up and down with the best of him He went down with the best of him. He had some trouble getting up with the best Let's watch this video here of Chris Jones is on the floor. He's celebrating Andy Reid doesn't really have a plan as he gets

Chris Jones is on the floor, he's celebrating. Andy Reid doesn't really have a plan as he gets there. Oh, it gets down? And then, oh, there it is. Oh, this is a moment. And there it is. And then it's time to get up. Now it's time to get up. Now he's down.

He is not getting up with the best of them. That's so great. And he helps Chris Jones up. At the peak of it, that is a great moment. And then it's like, cut. He's like, oh, we are celebrating. We are having a moment. All right, I'm going to get out of here.

Yeah! I'm going to get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Please.

I'm going to help you. Yep. He got up a lot easier, Chris Jones. Dan and Mike did that Friday too, actually. You guys didn't see it. I want to watch this again from start to finish. First, Andy Reed did not intend to be entirely on top of Chris Jones there. So much weight he's putting on his ass. Oh!

He had a, that is more weight than Chris Jones had on him than at any point during that football game. And Andy- Chris Jones is like, oh this is gonna be, oh shit he's on top. Let's watch the getting up though, the getting up and fragments. It's like watching a skyscraper try to get up off his knees. Almost a little honk there for me. Whoa! Hey yo. A skyscraper try to get up off almost a little honk there for me Let's hold on let's count the number of touches on Chris Jones's body as he tries to get up When he tries to get up ready ready one two three four five Five six It was my favorite clip of last night

Travis Kelsey would have been if they lose if Brock Purdy scores a touchdown there and Kansas City somehow doesn't get to the matching touchdown Although I heard the players on Kansas City were saying they practiced over time all week and that they were going for two if they scored the touchdown if they scored the touchdown to tie that's what you say that's what you say that's what you say that's what they were practicing that is what they said they were practicing you know who didn't say that San Francisco because they didn't practice right use check seem confused about I don't understand what the rules are. I was learning what the rules were on the scoreboard.

Practice that, knowing the rules. Seriously, in his defense, there's very high-paid college football coaches making millions of dollars a year that also admit in post-game press conferences they don't know the overtime rules, because the possession thing confuses people. And I'm not gonna lie, CBS could have done a slightly better job telling me a little bit sooner than they did

that the clock wasn't gonna be a factor there. Well, Tony had no idea as well. Tony told us with like nine seconds left in overtime. Guys don't freak out. I was like, I think we go to another period here but there was no two minute warning and I'm not 100% sure what's about to happen so maybe they should snap the ball, but the home's new.

I like that overtime rule. I do. I thought it was great. I like it too. The problem with it though is that when Tony was delivering it, Tony also said a number of times this is for the game, when if you understood the rules as they told us,

it wasn't for the game. So while he's saying the time doesn't matter, I still wasn't 100% sure if that was true or not and if he knew the rules. We were all learning together. SpongeBob did a better job on the Nickelodeon broadcast of knowing the rules. But Romo had like 15 plays that were for the game, for the season, for the Super Bowl. Romo also you're saying he could have done it before eight seconds were left but if he hadn't done it before eight seconds were left, but if he hadn't done it when eight seconds were left, all of America would have been screaming

at their television. Why aren't you calling your timeouts? Everybody in America would have been screaming that because Romo did calm people down and sometimes broadcasters do end up escalating that stuff. I'll explain to you though, just very simply, where it is that San Francisco screwed up the overtime coin toss and everything else. This is where it gets screwed up. If you win the coin toss, your choice simply cannot be under any circumstance invented throughout football time. Give Patrick Mahomes all the chances at the end to know exactly what he's got to get. You want those advantages to yourself.

You do not want to give them to that man. If Kyle Shanahan, that one's gonna haunt him for a while. Because A, he had the better team. B, their game plan was great and you lost anyway. Like your team was better, your game plan was properly executed, and you lost because that guy is that guy. I do get the argument because the 49ers defense

had just been on the field for a long part of that, at the end of the fourth quarter. Maybe you wanted to give them a break and not make it so easy for Patrick Mahomes if he's going to have the ball first and over time. And I also see the argument if you score a touchdown, Mahomes scores a touchdown and you're tied. Now you get a chance to have a possession to win the game, the third possession. I don't necessarily subscribe by that one because if you're going to go first, you have to score

a touchdown, right? Like you can't settle for a field goal, which they did. And then of course it plays out where Mahomes has to score a touchdown and guess what? He's going to score a touchdown. He's Patrick Mahomes and he did. So I'm with you. I think you always wanna go second and that's certainly what you do in college football, but I guess I can see the argument if you're going by the feel and your defense is winded

to let them have a little bit of a break. It didn't matter though. Stugatz, I'm guessing people noticed who Kansas City's leading rusher was, right? Because once Pacheco fumbled, Patrick Mahomes became Kansas City's leading rusher was, right? Because once Pacheco fumbled, Patrick Mahomes became Kansas City's leading rusher. That's how they used him the rest of the game. Yes. It is startling to see him win that game.

I understand everyone expects him to win. He did not have the better team. That was a questioned team all season long. It's the worst version of that team that he's had since he started this elevation. And he had no receivers. Like, I mean, he's, in some ways, he's just getting started.