The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: What's a Rutger?

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

Tony teaches us a way to know how things feel without actually touching them... Then, Stugotz and the crew discuss "the spirit of the rule" in sports, find out why certain colleges have their names, and Jess breaks down the Aces WNBA championship run. Plus, takes on Amin's takes on flights, Best Buy's evolution toward appliances, and Billy worries about getting a haircut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunluba Tarshall with the StugatSpotCas. We are near the end of the week here. Dan and Mike are still out in LA. Dan covering the Lakers training camp. Mike covering the Clippers training camp so we got that covered Billy is here There's a lot to get to today. Hmm the Panther season Starts tonight. We're hanging a second place banner. Well, they're one and two. Yeah, it started already They're home. I mean the home starts tonight. They're home portion of their schedule starts at a hockey started. Yes, it started last

week Tuesday. We'll get to that in a second. They had a restrate road games to start the season. That's a fair, ridiculous. Now, terrible for a pop back champion. So, it's a real cool. Now they have four in home in a row. That's, that's why even sound. I just wanted to point out that in our pre-show meeting, because we're towards the end of the week here, Chris blurted out. I still have QB sneaks in the holster. QB slides.

Slides, I was not listening. And I will get to that in just a second. Hockey started? Yeah, a week ago. That's unbelievable. What's the Panthers record? One or two, we just said it. Martin, are you not listening to anything anyone saying?

No, I'm trying to get to something because Tony threw me off my game before we started today because he walked in here and he started to talk to you about licking things. I thought he was high. He said that to you guys too, he said it to me too. Yes, he's like, you can feel anything with your toe. Okay, hold on, let me explain it.

Okay, will we Chris would say it? Baby, not the way it, they're needing some sort of context here that we didn't get either. Cause we just got the back end of it. Okay, help on it. So I'm wearing a linen shorts today, right? Fantastic shorts.

So everybody was saying, oh, were they from, were they from? So I had Mike Fentis check them there for me, Chinem. And then Chris is like, oh, let me get them. So I was like, oh, you want to feel them. I literally was like, give me them right now. So he feels, I mean, he's like, I know what they felt like before I even touched him.

And I was like, you know how you can tell how anything feels? You think about licking it? Your tongue already knows what that thing feels like. What? What? What? So the way the context is still makes no sense to me. And this is why I was thrown off to start the show.

I'm sorry. This happened moments ago. I think he's on to something. Think about licking and- No, he's on something. Well, maybe. Think about licking anything with your tongue. You know what those are like.

If you're listening to this right now, unless you're driving, close your eyes, and just take us, Tony. What are we feeling? Think about something that, all right. So let's say the microphone sock, right? Think about licking the microphone sock. You already know how your tongue is gonna feel.

Yep, I feel it. So you know how it feels. Right, yeah. Well, lick the counter, right? The table that you're sitting at. Very kind of smooth. You know what it feels like. Or how about something like,

well hold on, no one's actually licked anything, so no one actually can compare. But you never have to lick it, right? It's just thinkin' about you. You would have to to confirm it. Right, any takers? Touching it with your finger. Take your zone one, like breaking stuff, right?

Yeah, okay, I'll lick something. Lick the microphone and tell me. I'm not licking this microphone. You lick that microphone. Ooh, because you're up my microphone, I'm a Dan's microphone. Lick this fish, what do you think before Dan's? The Dan's fish?

Yeah, what do you think this feels like? Ah! Want to think about it, right? You gotta think about licking. Close your eyes, well no, you don't, you have to look at it. French it. Fuzzy. Fuzzy, okay.

Fuzzy or no lick? Fuzzy. Let's see here. I have to lick it. Putting this to the test. Like a magic truss. This doesn't feel fuzzy. I don't wanna lick it.

But it's, you could have just pretended like you did. That's why you're doing it. You get it. I actually licked it. That's not fuzzy. Not fuzzy. No, not fuzzy. Doesn't look fuzzy.

Doesn't work. Little rubbery. Yeah, sorry Tony. Little. Too odd. I just licked a dead fish. Yeah. Give me something else.

OK. Let's try it again. Want a snake? Yes. Why do we have this? I don't know. Ha ha ha. All right, what do you guys imagine this? What's you, what's you imagine?

I don't think fuzzy. You just thought the fish was fuzzy. Who? You think they're doing this in LA? Yes. They wish. They say rubbery. That's okay.

Fuzzy. Oh wow, I can't believe this. So much for Tony Sterey. Crazy. He's already touching it I About somebody else like something now good the theory is you never actually have to look it You just think about looking it and you already know what you come up with this theory

No, I've heard this before from where where have you heard this before? Google it Look it up look it up. Google it. Look it up. Look it up. Google it. Look it up. Oh, yeah. Jeremy would be a great like New York,

like back of a, you know, tabloid headline writer. Like thank you. Really good at that. Yeah. Slash first tape. Or first tape as far as writer. Yeah, wish. It'd be, it'd be so good at that.

It's my dream to write those types of things. When I see, like New York Post. Yeah, and when I see like the, you know, the get up intros and it's, you know, they're talking about Jalen Hurt struggling and it's everybody hurts. That's right on my alley.

It's everything I wish I could do. Mm-hmm. That had to hurt. That's why I write most of the titles for our episodes. Yeah. Because I'm just constantly titles for our episodes. Yeah. Because I'm just constantly making those bad jokes. So Chris is QB Slide still in the holster? It's definitely in the holster.

My thought on that is, anytime a quarterback slides, you know how they always, they market where the slide starts. But I'm convinced they go back. If you're really, I swear, sometimes they lose yardage on these runs where they're sliding. Right. And also the core. It's where the knee goes down though, right?

That's it. But I'm telling you, this guy'll slide to the 15 yard line and then they look back at the nine. Like I'm telling you, the marks on this, they try to punish quarterback. I'm telling you. You gotta look at this. Wait a minute.

15 and they go back to the nine. I'm just, I'm exaggerating on something. But when you're sliding, running out of the end zone. Yeah, but he starts the slide like the, you know, the 10 yard line and he ends up at the 15. Right. And they market at the nine is what I was saying. Right. Okay. You know, Billy, that's, I know when you go up the field,

you go up the yard, but you would be sliding in fact, I'm just saying, you get a weird thing to be fact. I have a, why would you slide that part of the field? You have to slide when you have to slide, you have to slide. It can work at any part of the field. Semantics. I have a question. Why would you slide that part of the field? You have to slide when you have to slide, you have to slide. It could work at any part of the field. Symantex. I have a question for Jess mainly because I feel like Jess knows college football better than anyone here.

She does. So, and it's about the slide rule because, and in particular, it has to do with... Any picket? No, no, this has to do with the Georgia Tech Miami game. Oh, okay. So, when, I don't think it should have been because I don't think that he was intentionally sliding,

so that play that was going into the end zone. Yeah, the touch. They were saying, oh, they should have stopped that where he was sliding, but I don't think he was, I think that that rule applies more when you're actually intending to slide, not when you're falling. Yeah, I actually, so that I saw people bring that up,

but I watched the replay of that, and I didn't even get, they didn't show a clear enough angle that I would have even saw like where his knee went down. But I think, no, it wasn't that, they weren't saying that his knee went down. They were saying that he started to slide at like the two yards line and then went into the end. There's a still shot of him like,

but right before the goal line, where you can just see his body starting. But he was not intending to slide. Like the, he got touched by the mind. The spirit of that, the spirit of that rule is like, you're sliding to avoid getting hit. So they don't want to reward you for a slide, like a five yard slide,

because the field is wet or whatever, right? But I don't think that that is applied when someone is simply falling. I think it's when someone's coming at you and you're trying to slide. Yeah, well, what happened with... What happened with Kenny Pickett, the reason that they changed the role is that he gave,

he appeared to give himself up like he was sliding in a game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was still at pit and they decided, the NCAA decided like you can't do that anymore. So you look like you're giving yourself up, like that's where you get marked down. It wasn't dirty, it was nifty, I would say.

And well within the rules, when he did it, now you can't do that anymore. So like you can't pretend like you're gonna slide or go down like you're sliding and then keep running. But what I'm saying is in that Georgia Tech Miami game, that would not have been falling. Yeah, he was falling, right? Yes.

Another thing that quarterbacks do is they'll be running and they'll be well past the line of scrimmage and they'll try to deep throw. And the defenders still like, I love that. I don't get that. Are you saying you wouldn't? No, I would.

It's just the way I'm afraid to game. They have no idea where they are in the field. And it's easy for me with my view of this clearly Pasalana scrimmage, but I get when they're on the field, it's not as easy to tell, but it's just always funny when a guy's 10 yards Pasalana scrimmage fake throw

and it gives them an extra couple yards. I think any time someone does a fake throw to you, you would flinch. No matter what you're doing in life, you would flinch. Unless you're Kobe. Unless you're Kobe. The only guy who never flinched. Ever. I hate the sideline one also where they pretend that they're going to go out of bounds

and then give themselves like five more yards because everybody pulls up and they don't want to be the guy that does the late hit. So like you go like you're going to go and then you do a straight line instead you get an extra like four five yards. The toes along the side. I feel like you, that's a haddie play though, Bill. It's a haddie play,

but I feel like once you do that, rules don't apply. You can lay that person out. That's another one where I always, it's so easy for us to get mad at the defender for the late hit. But that is such a difficult thing. I'm going really fast, really fast, really fast. Oh, these out of bounds, I gotta pull up.

Like we're always like, oh, come on. How do you hit the guy like that? I would say roughing the passer is probably the most difficult thing to stop yourself from doing Oh, it's like stupid now you have to pull up when you get close to the quarterback because he's released the ball It's absurd now roughing the pass now. Yeah, that's the down the downside of this sport being a little safer is that a couple times a Weekend in college and in pro you're just going to get a really bad call where a guy gets ejected for just making a tackle. There was some guy in like the Rutgers game. He got, I guess he lived, he had his watching Rutgers. The crown of his, yeah, I was gambling again. The crown of his helmet, like hit the guy in the chest

and this guy's ejected and they show the replay and he's just tackling him. Like there's no reason the guy should be ejected, but it's like, all right, I guess I'll take it, I'll allow it if the sport is safer. Yeah. It's questionable if it is though, because the rule is so inconsistent like applied that it's hard to really, I'm sure like someone does have the data on this, I would like to see it,

because it's so inconsistent that it just doesn't seem to have any rhyme or reason. Remember when Rutgers was having a moment under Greg Siano? Yeah, I feel like they were playing like, he's back. He's there, he's there, he's there. He's not COVID. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no or something. I feel like I remember one specific gain that it was like sold out and it was like a Thursday night.

A Thursday night game. I have to say, remember watching it. It was like packed and like, oh my god, like Rutgers is back and that obviously they're not. Well, they're at the moment. They they did and they like Chris said they've been trying to chase that ever since. There's an article that came out this summer about how Rutgers is so not doing well financially despite being in the big 10 and getting like the big 10 TV check because of the lack of fan support. Like they can't get a lot of fans to games. Their team is just perennially crappy

and all of these, they have tons of expenses that they have to pay, so they're not doing well finance. It's actually decent this year. The team is decent this year, but they have no fans. Okay, the game was number three Louisville versus number 15 Rutgers. Rutgers pulled off the upset 28 25. 2006. What is I'm old? What is the word Rutger? You're so old. Like, I know Wisconsin. I know that's called Wisconsin because it's in Wisconsin. Like, what is Rutgers? Oh, God, wait,

hold on a second. I'm gonna throw that. Oh whole the phone. All right, let's go down. One is a rocker. Yeah. You've always kind of wondered and that you're also like, I get it, like, right. Michigan you get, because you got that one. Michigan. Michigan State, right?

Villanova, little confused. Name another person. Okay, person. Okay. What about Rucker? What's a Rucker? Colonel Ruckers. Colonel Henry Ruckers.

How about Temple? That's a very vague. Why Temple? That's I see it's very vague why temple? Yeah Very big anybody Just playing the who can Google this game? Yeah, yes, yes you are You get Colorado though, right put that as the title for this local or what's a Rucker? What is it does anyone? A Rutgers a person? It's a person. A rucker is a person. No. Henry rucker. Rucker, how are?

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Let's go to 80. Boom. He was bow. Wow. I think Billy typed an eight instead of a B. Five's a clearest day. Wow. Get on.

Stugats. Number eight. He got three. He's Chris Coiner on the line. C-C. V-C-C down. Limita show with this to got What are some other examples of these so a temple was originally called Baptist temple and then it was renamed to temple college of Philadelphia. Hmm. How about Nova? That's short for Villanova.

Villanova. Yeah. Unless you talk about Nova Southeast. What is Villanova? I must be a name too. Hmm. Hmm. It's in Villanova, Pennsylvania. Ah, place.

Seat and Hall. That's gotta be. What do we do? Seat and gotta be a name. Why are they all deputate the damn Patrick guy? Yeah. This is fun. There was a championship game last night,

and this is how we started the show. I never get over this. No, we started the show with, I was licking stuff. Exactly, we started the show with, you can feel things by licking them, is how that started. Look at it.

What? What? What do you have for us, Jess? The ACEs won, they repeated. For real? The first team that has repeated in the WMBA in over 20 years. There's like 2001, right? Yeah, the sparks were the last team to do it.

Oh, celebration looks fun. And then Houston before that. Like bombarding the press conference with music, it was fun. They have a lot of fun. Yeah. Asia Wilson looks like she has a lot of fun. We like to have fun. She does like to have fun.

Yeah. They all do. It was a great game, though. I mean, the Liberty were like a second away from taking the lead and forcing up game five, which would have been back in Vegas. But they weren't able to get the rebound. John Colgown's like had the rebound and took a shot, but the buzzer had already gone off. Right. After Courtney Vanderslute missed the hard three. But it was, I mean, the the emotion swing, if you're a Liberty fan at that game had to have been

devastating, because then it goes from like, all right, but like, it looks like they got over the crappy third quarter they had, they're going to come back and win it, and then, nope, other team celebrating on our court now, our season's over. Headed towards a dynasty these aces. Yeah. Back to back, Jack. Did you want a game five? Well, back to back aces.

That's two words in sports. I think I think game game four was definitely the best game of this series. Those are the closest. I had it had the most back and forth like the aces had a I think a nine nine and a run in the third quarter. And that was when I was like, Oh, okay, there are if when they're playing to form like they are so good and they had, or two starters that were out for this game, not including Candace Parker, who got hurt before the All Star Break.

So they were able to win despite a lot of injuries and things like that, but it was a really, really good game. You missed out if you didn't get to watch it. I didn't. Yeah, I know a lot of people here were watching FIU in Sam Houston State instead, which is fine. Pause up. Yep.

I had money on FIU. Yeah. So there you go. Double overtime is. FIU was playing a winless team, and they were getting five and a half points. Yeah. It was an easy bet.

Well, it took to double overtime for it. Yeah. Not. Was it a, was it, you'd say there was a successful season for the Liberty, right? Like there were big expectations for them headed into the season, but they made it to the championship. Uh, I think it was a successful season. They won the commissioners cup, which was they played against the Aces. I think they beat the Aces twice in the regular season, but it depends how you measure success

because they definitely wanted the championship. Branister at won MVP. Yeah. They will raise a banner for their confidence. But I'd rather not get to just me. This is just me. I've always said, like, be, don't be eight and eight. Don't be very good. Be championship good, right? I'd rather my teams be bad to get a draft pick. So I would not want my teams to go to the championship.

I know this sounds crazy. I'd rather them be really, really bad. Then go to the championship round and lose. But that's not eight and eight. The team that makes it to the championship and loses it's not in the 9 and 7. Sneaks in the just one to an AFC championship game is a 9 and 17.

But the Packers want a Super Bowl is a 9 and 17. I think you'd rather have like the bonafide superstars on your team playing in front of sell out crowds and make it to the finals That's just me though. I guess when you make it to the finals, but no your team probably has no business being in the finals It has no future. That's what I'm talking about like the pan this is like the Iowa football debate right now Yes, Lucy's been waging in her engines all week Yes, if they go 11 and one and they don't fire Brian Farron's like, was this the best thing? But you also, it's like, do you want to root against your own team to lose?

Probably not. Let's try it this way. If I told you last year, rather than go to the NBA Finals, which the heat did, they could have been really bad and had the number one overall pick and got Wemba and Yama. Nope. What do you mean, no? Well, that was the go to the NBA Finals. We did this before the playoffs started.

If you remember, they were trying to advocate for losing in the play. Don't point at me when they say they, Tony, Tony won the last time. You'll be the guy wearing key paraphernalia here. That you're going to point at me. Yeah, he is. Wow. Yeah, no, we're not doing this again. No, we're not. It's you wanted the heat to lose in the play. I don't know. So that because it gave them a point 25% chance of getting this.

It was last. It was point five. I'm not even saying the play in i'm saying be historically bad be the spurs last year he really bad toadie that was bad that point zero five i have a question for you just uh... fair enough where do you stand on uh... becky hamman because she's been the head coach of the aces for two years she's won two titles

uh... and obviously she was discussed as a potential NBA head coach option for teams, right? And then people were thinking, oh, will she take over for pop when pop is gone? And then while she goes to the WMBA, and then some people, where's pop going, D3? Well, some people will view that as like, well, this is a lesser job,

but obviously that's then insulting to the league and to Becky saying, you know, coaching in the WMBA is a lesser job than an MBA head coach. So if you have the success here and then an opportunity opens up in the MBA, do you view that as something that an opportunity Becky should take as becoming the first woman head coach in the MBA or is that viewed as like, well, why would you leave a good thing? If she wants to do that, I think that would be great for her and she should do whatever she wants to do with her career. I certainly wouldn't judge her for it.

I think the question about her legacy, especially after this season is an interesting one, because she was suspended for the first two games of the season, because a former player accused her of retaliating against her and trading her to the sparks while she was pregnant. And so the WNBA did an investigation, she got suspended. It's something that's kind of been like looming over this playoffs for the last couple weeks because the player, Dierka, hand-by filed a complaint with the Equal Opportunity Commission saying that

she was discriminated against when she was traded and that it was retaliatory and Becky Hammond has claimed that it wasn't, it was a business decision. So that I think is a really interesting thing that I hasn't really fully played out yet and something that I think, like there's a lot, you can tell a lot about a league and a company and like, you know and whatever you want to call it about how they treat their parents that work for their company, how they treat injured players, vulnerable players, things like that.

And this was, I think, a really bad look for the WNBA, but something that I haven't seen a ton of people talk about because you want to celebrate that the ACE is one, they're one of the best teams of all time. They have so many superstars on their team. And Becky Hammond is one of the best exes and exes and knows coaches like ever in this league. Like she's phenomenal coach.

So I mean, I think it just depends like if she wants to take that step, that is 100% her call. And like she has every right to do whatever she wants. And I don't really think anyone would criticize her for it because she has one, two championships in her first two years as a WNBA head coach. And like it kind of just depends like what do you wanna do? Like what, you know, what's the right thing for you?

Yeah, you've done everything you can here. I think there is also a really interesting conversation happening the WNBA about the Phoenix Mercury hiring their new head coach. He is now the highest paid conversation happening in the WNBA about the Phoenix Mercury hiring their new head coach. He is now the highest paid head coach in the WNBA despite having never coached in the WNBA before. Or obviously played in the WNBA before. So there's a lot of consternation amongst like

the types of people that get hired in this league still and like who's able to be hired in it. Those are all conversations that I think are gonna keep happening in the off season. It's definitely interesting to see a male coach follow Becky Hammond's path though of assistant coach in the NBA, then head coach in the WMBA. Don Lebertard.

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All right, one of them. Alphonse a repair has a great ass. This is the Dal lebatar show with the Stugats. When we came in today, you Stug in particular, we're very passionate about airlines. Which I don't know how you guys feel. I feel like airline gripes and I don't think that's what this is, but I feel like airline gripes is like some of the worst content that can be put out there. Every single person on earth has terrible experiences with airlines.

But Billy, that's why it's relatable. No, but it's- No, but it's- But it's the one. Everyone goes to the same thing like, oh, when they call- I got it. One, why does everyone have to go up there? I get it, right? It's relatable to a point, but then it's also like-

I hate that. In the position that a lot of people here are in and all like- that we're in, it feels like almost entitlement. Most people travel like once every five years. No, it feels like almost entitlement. Most people travel once every five years. No, it's not just the travel thing. It's that I have enough followers or I'm verified where I can just complain on social media

and know that the airline will then reach out to me and I will get special benefits that no one else can get. And it's like, no one wants to hear how everyone's here life is easier by complaining on social media because of the followers that they have. Can we trust trust tree? Yeah, yeah.

Everyone. Audience trust tree. Trust tree, did you listen to the LA segment earlier this week where me and I was talking about flying? I did, me too. Yes, definitely, but for those who didn't, what happened? For those who didn't Chris, what happened?

Explained it to me. Well are we talking about a mean and just complaining about everything? Guys, audience, trust tree. Yes. Trust tree everybody. Do you have to do that with your hands with a tree? Yes, a tree.

Jeremy, what? I feel like a bear. Being Chris could remember what. No, I mean I remember but Roy, do you want to explain to Stu? Cause I know Stu doesn't know. I have no idea. Need to drive what we're talking about.

No. They were complaining about air travel, but I don't remember what the conversation was. Because Billy's right, they all blended together. I believe specifically the conversation that I mean was having was about boarding the plane and there was difficulty with dealing with the people at the front desk in terms of who should board it, what time,

and what groups should be boarded, and- The lady hit him with, sir, every second counts. Every second matter. Wow, every second matter. Minutes to speed him up. Look at the bear. And then he was doing it sarcastically back to her. Of like, why are you talking to this person?

Every second matters, he like hit her. And then there was a property brother. And the property brother's were there. Really? And the property brothers, once they got into the lead, passed the lady and they were in there where you're just waiting to get on the plane. Right.

That one of the guys pulled out his mask, one of them was wearing a mask. Only one of the property brothers. Now I remember everything. Yes, it's all coming out. Only one of the property brothers was wearing a mask. Right. And one wearing a mask pulled it down and said

every second matters like to a mean as like a joke. Oh, Jay. So it is bad content. Yeah, well which property brother? Especially when it's regurgitated. Unless the property brothers are in your story because I was out on it until I remembered the property brothers part and then I was like,

oh, I kinda wanna hear the right thing. You should've led it with that. Is it one of the property brothers dating Zoe De Chanel? That's made up of it. I mean, actually, he didn't know which one was which. So he's like, I'm going to assume the one with the mask is the one dating the Hollywood celebrity. Got it.

All right, but this is the rare praise for the airline industry, especially. Wait, hold on, do you have a group of Zoe Des Chanel was having a moment and like every all-star game was like, Zoe Des Chanel is going to sing the national anthem as like, stress doesn't elf. Because it's like, she doesn't she go around like, she wasn't she the she was it

She was also a new girl. It's one of the things in elf though. I'm pretty sure she like every Christmas still Like gets goes places dresses up as an elephant sings that Santa baby song Wait, Charlotte it's probably told this told the story from LA if we want to continue to Regurgitate content Charlotte told the story of going to see a Zoidationel Christmas concert. Really, like a whole concert. There's no girl a good show. Yes. Yeah, I liked it.

It wasn't bad. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. Bringing endorsement. No, you saying it wasn't bad means it wasn't good.

No way. Exactly right, Tony. Yes. Look. I think that's serious, Billy. You could just say it's sucks. I think you could say it's okay, Billy. I think you say it's like, it's okay, Billy. I think it was trash. I think my serious wife was like the creator of the writer for New Girl.

I love New Girl. Yeah, New Girl was trash. I liked New Girl. I think that explains the explanation. That explains your hesitation. No, no, no. I liked New Girl, but I think that New Girl was one of those that like by the last season, it was last to too long.

Oh, girl. It was time, like for a new girl to go. And I feel like a new girl became old girl. I didn't watch it, I didn't watch it live. I caught on, I think like in the third or fourth season, I don't know how many season it was, but I caught on like maybe like midway through or towards the end.

And then I think it was one of those things where they started moving it around on days and then it became harder to follow. I don't remember exactly, so I could be wrong about all of this. You just jumped in, like season three? Yeah, like it was like, I never watched the show like that.

Oh, I did, because this is back when, you've never jumped in the middle. It was like DVRs, but it was like, you would sit down and watch TV the day that it was on. So like, it was one of those things that I catch at once. I'm like, ah, you know what? Like, I'll look into this, like I'll watch this or whatever.

And then at the end, I feel like it was hard to follow and I may have missed like the last three episodes or something after watching all the way through Billy, so how is it that back in the day? Yeah, because you're old so back in the day when you would watch a show halfway into The season right how would you be able to go back? You'd have to wait like a full year to see the reruns the next year No, how would you be able to go back to season one season two? It's a great question first of all to close Aloop Jonathan is the property brother that Zoe is engaged or married to.

And Drew is the other one. Is that the one that we're in? Which one did it mean see? Probably. They were both there, but the assumption from everybody in LA was the one wearing the mask was the one married to Zoe addition. They were both together.

They were together. Oh, great. That's a weird assumption. So you closed the loop, but I'm just telling you what LA said. They're brand. That's a weird assumption. They're both. So you closed the loop, but I'm just telling you what LA said. I don't understand. I'm based on a mask. I think they're doing it based off LA actors and actors

seem to be pro. That's odd. So we've all been listening to the LA show is what I've come to. I think that's me. Yeah. I'm out of faith. How do you have time?

I mean, Billy said it earlier this week. We're putting out too much content. I didn't say too much. I said a lot. You said too much. Okay. Okay. Anyway, so you were asking, here's what I'll, why don't I just

close in a loop? I don't know how to tell you about this one. This is one that I think that I watch. Oh no, you know what I mean? I've seen this one when it was done, prison break. And you know, you know how you used to do it. And this is going to really DVDs. You'd go out and you'd have to buy the DVD of the first season. Or you'd You'd go out and you'd have to buy the DVD of the first season.

Or you knew you had first season DVDs. And to do that with breaking stage. Didn't you lend someone your breaking badge to Gats? I think and you never gave it back to him. That's true. So, Stugat still has your breaking bad DVDs. Remember this one, two, and three, yep. I still love the extras on DVDs.

Me too. I love that. Yes. Big outtake guy. A comedy movie's love, Big outtake guy. Yeah. Comedy moves. Love the outtakes. I remember like seeing like the alternate endings for like scary movie.

Yeah. Ah, good times. I have to close a loop. This is the rare positive thing for the airlines. Oh yeah. Okay. The airlines, sorry about that. United Airlines is boarding their plane starting next week.

Okay. I'm not certain if every other airlines gonna follow suit, but they should. They're gonna go window seats first, middle seats second, aisle seat third. Love this. It's great. Revolutionary action. Yes.

Yes. So instead of, so instead of group one, it'll just be all window seats, please board now. Correct. Then middle seats, then aisle seats. Now if you have an aisle, you're screwed a bit because you're carry on. By the time you get on the plane, everyone window middle has already stored their luggage up top. Yep. Yep. I immediately regret my first take feeling that this was a good

idea because I like to sit in the aisle and so now I'm concerned about the carry on. I hadn't thought that far. I go to bag of the plate. On the way home, I'm fine volunteering to check my bag. Yeah, I'm getting emotional. Yeah. No, I don't want to check my bag. On the way home, I'm fine checking it for free. But if you've got it, Billy, Billy, if you've got it on the trip and you just board,

you have a carry on and that's it, it changes everything. But like when your trip's over, Billy, you get to the airport, you want to get the hell out of that airport. You want to get out of your home, I'm outside of the Miami airport Where that tank is yeah, and call my Uber?

I'm yeah, but I like talking about if I'm flying I'm usually getting picked up by someone so I'm just like I don't want to deal with this stress. I have me to find a place. I'm just take the bag I don't care like because I'm already like beat at that point And I know like I'm just gonna be like you're just so defeated I'm already right just take my bag I don't have to worry about walking with it. I don't need to worry. Well, you're already an hour to your travel, Billy.

I mean, get a walk to the baggage claim. You gotta get your bag, wait for the bag. If there's lightning, they don't put the bags on the thing. I mean, always. Yes, Florida, that airport, it happens all the time. I've never heard of this. It's true. I'm looking into the property brothers

and it seems like the easier way to distinguish them is that one of them has a beard and one of them does it. Yeah, but what if the other one has a beard and the other one doesn't? What if they switch? So one of them decided to grow a beard. The one with the beard, they switched the beard. The other one shaved, grows a beard, then what? Do you think Zoe knows the difference?

I wouldn't. A Halloween party you never know, which I am the property brother, which what if the property brothers for Halloween went into each other Like one of them grows a beard and he's like I want to be true It was like I want to be Jonathan or whatever the other one's name is I feel like that be a boring costume for them It's just like then they're just them well

No, it's an inside joke for them so like they go to a party. If you like you guys didn't dress up and like I'm Jonathan You can't tell who I am I'm probably. You can't tell who I am. I'm through probably jokes on you, but everything even is so appropriate. Don Lebertard. Stugots, if you give him the choice, Stugots, you can have the very same thing one of two ways. You could get it honestly or you could steal it. He'll always choose stealing it.

Stugots. Well, it's the quicker path. I mean, it's just you know. VCC Don Lebertard show with a Stugats! Well, it's the quicker path. I mean, it's just, you know. VCC Don Limita Show with a Stugats! I heard the best bias starting next year is not gonna sell DVDs and blu-rays anymore. Get out of here. Yeah, it's true.

What? It's people. Apparently they think that they can use. Staple's already closed. Oh yeah, that's true. No, it's not. I just stayed for a joke. I got it. I Oh yeah, I sure No, I just Use the floor space for something else I went into a best buy and it was like I think that they have plenty of floor space

It makes me sad perfectly honestly. They have is Yeah, I think about my fridge it was about to say why do they have refrigerators? I think about my two appliances. That's like their new, they have to use to do the best. That's new, that's not new. It seems like a pivot by that. But don't let that boy come. It's not new.

Let my boy pick with those appliances. Have you been to a new revamp best buy? The one day land station by me is completely revamped. They had it closed for like three months. They completely renovated the entire thing. And it's just the entire thing is appliances. He's so mad about it too. All too wall is appliances.

So they don't even have computers or anything. They don't got a goddamn thing Roy. God, terrible. Terrible. What were you looking to buy there? I don't remember. I walked in, I had to break it. My wife is a target and I was like,

oh, let me go to Best Buy and just walk to her. I used to love going to Best Buy and walking through like the DVDs in the video game section Just kind of seeing what we're going to the sticker sections borders. Yeah, our borders closed Barnes and Noble still going love Barnes and books and books. I really Barnes and Noble Union Square in New York Best public bathroom in New York City. Wow Can't believe that out. Yeah, don't tell anyone. You don't want to give up a good bath through location. Billy, you love walking through a store, all stores.

I do. You really do. Yes. You say that every time I call you, you're at a store. Well, yes. Because you guys call me like 18 times a day. And then it's like, I'm going, and he's like, where are you? And I'm like, I'm picking, I'm doing grocery shopping.

He's like, you're always at a store. And it's like, yeah, like my family needs to eat. I need to, like, if I'm not at work, I need to go and to the grocery store. I need to go to Target to pick something up. So basically, you know, Lawrence Moroni, this to guys now, always taking a plane. Yes. What? He's always at a store.

He's always shopping at a store. Can we go back to that guy? Yes. Lawrence Moroni just quickly, I tried to get him on once and he told me he was boarding a plane. I never heard from him again. So that's it. Okay. Sorry.

Why did Tony get so mad at Roy about the refrigerator as that best buy? It was all of you guys kind of jumped on my throw. When none of you guys have ever been to a best buy. No one here has ever been to a best buy. I just went to one last thing ever. I'll go to the one in an avatory. I bought a vacuum at a best buy recent.

I actually bought two vacuums at a best buy now that it's on to a best buy. I think my last, they had a deal. I think my last purchases at Best Buy were Vacuum vacuum refrigerator for me TV. I got a TV that everyone's like I got TV I got a microwave there too. I've been buying weird things a lot of appliances. Yeah They still have stuff they have phones and stuff. No, he is right about it But he's getting appliance and you can still get a computer laughing at him because he got so mad Yeah, you're a bit defensive. No, it's that everybody jumps down

My throat every time I say Maybe Tony just Billy Come on and ridiculous go to another best bye and fairness you came in today with like you know You can feel things by looking them right and you still can while boys cookin', let's bring up the picture of him doing a great of death punishment yesterday. Oh yeah, I picked him off. Don't burn a few commissioner. He was recreating some landed Donovan picture. Oh, it's behind you guys over there.

What the water feel like. So that doesn't look like much of a punishment. Sensual. Yeah, it really doesn't. You look good in that picture. Someone takes a picture of you. Thank you. He always looks good.

Yeah, it was just, I don't know. That's what they gave me, so I did it. That seems like an easy one, because that's like, Did you feel silly doing it? Yeah, I did feel a little silly doing it. Does he have a pinky ring on? No, his part of the bit. If you look at his ring, it's on his middle finger,

but the ring is too small to fit on my middle finger. So I had to only wear it on my finger. Good for you. From that angle, there's some Kelsey and Tony. Looks like Kelsey. He does. I've gotten that a couple and Tony. It looks like Kelsey. He does. I've gotten that a couple times. Yeah.

Little Travis Kelsey. He's gotten that, huh? Yeah, really? I've been tagged so many times when he wore like the open shirts and stuff. Right. Yeah, I got tagged that a bunch. Is that a compliment? It is.

Incredibly. Really? Do you guys think Tony should grow it as hair again? No. Thank you. You're welcome. Whatever? Hmm. No, thank you. You're welcome. Whatever he wants. No, it's my wife.

My wife wants me to grow up in my hair again. And for those, you can see it on my little group. And grow out your hair. No. But whatever your wife says, do it. No, wrong. I'm doing it because I like it, right? And I like having short hair.

I can leave the house. I don't have to do my hair. It's easier. I don't have to worry about it. Yes, yeah. With my long hair, I have to like brush it or I have to wear a hat. And it's just annoying. And I don't have to do my hair. It's easier. I don't have to worry about it. Yeah, yeah with my long hair I have to like brush it or have to wear a hat and it's just annoying and I don't want to do it anymore There's just that awkward phase though between the shaved head and the long hair that last months that I think he's trying to avoid like the plague

Mm-hmm if your wife told you to shave your head, would you I would shave my head in a minute? It's really good. Yeah, I have my good. Why would you... Well, you can. You could. I can't. No, not when you have kids, because you have too many kids' events coming up that you need pictures for, so I can't shave my head because then forever. But shave your head like what, like Roy shaves his head, like zero down to the stubs, or like what I do,

like a fade with like a little bit of top. No, in the summers, I wish I could just do like, you know, short-pull the way around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's always like a first birthday party, or a second birthday party, or a baptism, or someone's cousin something. I love how you have you,

like I just can't have a bald head at the second birthday party. It's the truth. I can't, you just have, cause I can't, cause pictures, there's a picture. I'm telling you, what if it looks good?

I can't, I'm telling, I just, I know how it works, right? I don't understand this level of neuroses about changing your look. Like why can't you just have a different look for a certain segment of your life that gets marked down in pictures? Because of the pictures you have to have. You look for a different way.

You look for a different way. You look for a different way. Exactly. Pictures look for a different way. You can't. I'm telling you, you'll understand it when you're there. You can't mess up the pictures. It's not about you anymore.

After you have kids, life isn't about you. It's not about your kids. It's about pictures. life isn't about you. It's not about your kids. It's about pictures. And you just can't mess them up. What an incredible way to take my village. No, he's right. No, he's absolutely. Put it on the pole, please.

It's life about pictures. Once you have kids. Life is just about pictures. It's one picture opportunity after another. One event after another. It's masqueraded as an event for the children or event for whatever. It's really about the pictures.

It's always about the pictures. We did my niece and nephews, baptism, like last month, and we must have taken 6,000 pictures. Thank you, and how many times is a kid baptized? Once, there you go. I'm gonna do at my daughter's next birthday party, no pictures. What?

Good luck in possible life. I'm gonna be a big fan. You can't do it, you can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. No, no, no. Zero pictures, one picture, you're gone. No, not a chance. It's gonna happen. How is your view? You're gonna do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it.

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and then I turned it on for some reason. So every Sunday at like 10 a.m., I get a report of how much time. I have a time. I was on my phone, and I started writing it down on my calendar to like in hopes of the following week have less screen time than the week before. What's your average?

It's a lot. Tell me. What is a good number? What's a bad number? Whatever minus. What's yours? Do you know your six? My screen time before?

Whatever Jess's time. How can we get it? How can we get our screen time before? You feel like the same. How do you get it? I only get an update every Sunday at like 10 a.m. And I hope Jess is writing it down hoping that it's less. I'll look it up.

Tell us how to do it. Just go to your screen. Yeah, settings. Go to settings and then search screen time and it shows my daily averages 11 hours and five minutes. No way. I think that's because I fall asleep watching TikTok though. So your phone just stays on for you. Yeah, and then it gets really hot and then I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm like, oh, my phone's really hot. I put it on my 540. Oh, turning my phone. That's not bad. Yeah, that's pretty good.

540's not bad. It's half of the time. This also includes, like, my computer's open the entire, it's linked to my computer. My computer's open the entire time that we're at work. So that's six hours right there. I just turned mine on. Okay, so we'll get back to you next week.

Yeah, that's exactly what we're doing. Chairber? I know it's a take that long. 944. Mine right now says 6 hours 20 minutes, but that's with me trying to be off my phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah'm awake. Yeah, yeah, really? That's why I think it's including my phone playing TikTok's on a loop for three hours every night. For the week of October, eight through October 14,

it's six hours and 43 minutes. As a junior guy in business is how long Rose on his phone. Exactly. And I didn't even, I was even on the phone on Sunday. Yeah, I was even on the phone on Sunday. Why not?

I don't know, it says I was on the phone on, oh, I was at an urgent care. That's why I was on the phone on Sunday. Yeah, I wasn't even on the phone on Sunday. Why not? I don't know, it says I was on the phone on, oh, I was at an urgent care, that's why I was on the phone on Sunday. That prime phone you just came right in. That is a prime phone. I was at the prime again. Where's that then? Never asking a question again.

The fuzzy one. Billy, what's yours? You didn't say yours. I was at an urgent care yesterday too. Whoa. Are you okay? Yeah, it's been a bad week. Okay, I'm gonna have no follow ups.

I hope that everything is going well for you. In a waiting room. You know, sometimes I want to watch Troy. A lot. That was a nice. Do you guys just people watch me in waiting rooms? Yeah, what's just that guy? I'm just looking around.

Yeah, judging everyone. They get in, I'm like, that top contagious. Some hours and five minutes. What time's your appointment? You better not get called before. It's down. I hate you keeping track of your entire time.

I am keeping track of who walked in in what order but if you get there Before someone else does and their appointments before yours you feel like you should be going at first I'll just get up I'll just get up in front of the day I don't say anything but I just walk up do a little lap in front of the desk But it's not who shows up first Chris no, I'm just saying though. It should be I think I'm not saying it shouldn't be right It's yeah, but like the one I'm not saying it shouldn't be, right? Yeah, is it? But like the one I would have- No, but he's saying if he has an appointment

and he walks in first, you've got to appoint him. Not urgent care. You can make an appointment, an urgent care. I'm talking about doctors, but I will tell you. Why? He's talking about urgent care. You can if you want to. Why would you want to? Why would you?

I didn't plan an urgent situation. Right. But you also can make an appointment. But why would you plan an emergency? It doesn't have to, like you could just be like, my ear, I have an ear ache. So I wanna go get it checked out. Oh, that's more like a clinic, yeah.

Some people just go to, I do that at like CVS or Walgreens or one of those. Co-pay ridiculous. So ridiculous. Start it on co-pays. And don't get me started on urgent care for some emergency rooms because that is a crock of shit. Turns out I spend 26 hours and 30 minutes a week

on social media on my phone. Wow, over a full day. Jeremy, you look at your phone too much. Yeah, you do. You really gotta get it under control, Jeremy. Yeah, it'd be really cool if I could do that. Yeah, yeah. I'll talk to my bosses.

You guys find life to be better without your phone? Yeah, I wish I could. No, in the moment. I'm not paying attention to your wife and kids. Tick-tocks pretty sick. Makes my life happier. Really? Yeah.

Your kids are supposed to do that. Yeah, they don't have kids. I don't have kids. What? What? Me and my kid can both be on social media at the same time. Yeah. It's great.

Make it tick-tocks together. I, G, message each other. That's what you're sitting right next to them on the couch. Yeah. Dan, Mike, take it away in LA. Lakers and Clippers.