The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Where Texan Know-How Meets Excellence

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

You're telling me no one jumps out of a helicopter? Is Izzy a Top 5 Israel Gutierrez in the United States? Should you meet your villains? Is Domonique Foxworth a better dad than you? Did you know a stripper pole rotates on its own? Today's cast: Amin, Izzy, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Tony, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I want to make that clear. I don't want to make anyone feel like I think I'm better than Dan LeBataille. Always. Always a better show when he's here. Always a better show. Having said that, I cannot express to you how happy I am that he's not here today.

I'm watching that Thunder game and I'm like, oh, I'm about to hear this shit tomorrow. And then like, I spark it in my brain, tomorrow's Friday, and I open the email that has a talent schedule, like who's in, who's in? No dad, oh yeah! Woo! What were you afraid, what were you so certain

you were gonna hear? Cause I've been talking mad shit about the Thunder, like hey man, they're just a better team, it ain't gonna matter what Jokic does and all that shit. And like hey man, it's bound to happen, this is a team of destiny, they're gonna win a championship and all that shit. And like, hey man, it's bound to happen. This is a team of destiny. They're gonna win a championship and all that. Like I'm talking real, and I get it, it's not over.

Game seven is in Oklahoma on Sunday. We'll all be tuned in. But I just didn't wanna have to hear Dan for another show, but I mean. And I'm like, oh. Not the day to defend Jalen Williams, I would say. Which one? The All-Star. Okay.

The All-Star. Didn't really look like an All-Star yesterday a day after I think I said that Darius Garland was the most fraudulent of the all-stars. I think Jalen said hold my beer because that wasn't a great That wasn't a great when did he say all my beer was it before after he missed a dunk? It was during it was during that was that one that one hurt me Can I read you boys his field goal percentage the last three games? 15.4 percent% in game five, game six, 35% in game six, 18%.

I feel bad for the other Jaylen Williams because imagine, imagine being so great at your profession that you are one of the, you know, 300, however many. 450. 450 best people in the world at what you do. And luck would have it that not only do you end up in the NBA at the same time as another person named Jalen Williams, but they're on your team. So you have to be the other Jalen Williams

as if you're like in elementary school and there are multiple kids named Jalen and they force you to go by your last name. What's a more interesting coincidence? Is it that there are two Jalen Williamses on the same team who are drafted by the way in the same draft in the same year or that everybody named Porter in the NBA

is a Porter Jr. Kevin Porter Jr., Michael Porter Jr., Craig Porter Jr. I'm like, is that a pre-wreck? I'm gonna find a Porter that's not a Jr. There's another Israel Gutierrez in the world of basketball. Is there? No way.

He was, I don't think he still is, he was I think on the Mexican national team. Is he still with us? He's still alive. Oh okay. was, I don't think he still is. He was, I think, on the Mexican national team. Is he still with us? He's still alive. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't think he's still playing bad. I mean, you know, I can't confirm that for sure. I have not seen an obituary that said Israel Gutierrez on it

because I probably would have freaked out. Do you think they call him Izzy? In Spanish, Israel. I don't know, Isi? When people call me Izzy with a Spanish accent, it just comes out as Izzy. Izzy. Izzy?

And like Tony says it. It doesn't sound right. Or if you're in Spain, E-C. Ew. If you saw his obituary, would you then want to have, depending on what it said, would you then be like, I want mine to be so much cooler. I need to go out much cooler than this person.

Yeah, I want to have the best Israel Gutierrez obituary out there. What if he got decapitated because he's really tall? Is it the way that you die? People get decapitated just for being tall? I don't know. Tony? Is this true? Still hasn't happened to me yet. Okay. I always worry about that.

I can confirm he still has his head. I worry about that around helicopters, you know, tall people. Really? The thing is they're so high up in the air. We're talking about like 15 feet of a helicopter. You know when- And people are ducking like if it's gonna hit them, guys, it's not gonna hit you, I promise you. There's like two levels of respect for helicopters, right? It's like that where it's like,

I'm gonna duck going into a helicopter even though it's above your head. And then there's the people that are like, I'm gonna jump out of this helicopter into the ocean and seem to forget that there are spinning blades above their head. And instead of just like diving down, they jump up to go down into the ocean it's like guys

There's blades spinning over your head. You shouldn't ever jump up when you're jumping out of a helicopter Billy You got a lot of people jumping out of helicopters. Have you not seen this people do this? I thought it's more of like a fall backwards out of it. No, you can't fall back Jump off the helicopter Seals falling No, that's a boat. You jump off the helicopter. Hold on, I'll find a way to do this. But not jump. I've seen Navy SEALs falling out backwards into the water. No, no. I'm telling you. No, you can't. Chris, you've seen that on boats.

More of a hop. Put it on the pole. Have you ever seen a Navy SEAL fall backwards out of a helicopter? Chris, you sound like a crazy person. A truss fall. A truss fall. You can't fall backwards, and you do like a big back flop, or you land on your head.

Break your neck. Yeah. Yeah. Dangerous. Israel Gutier or like you land on your head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Isro Gutierrez still plays in the Mexican league. Wow. Really? Jalcones de Jalapa.

Oh, okay. Can you look up for me if there's also an Israel Gutierrez who's a salsa dancer. I will. And also as any- I'm looking at one right now. Any Israel Gutierrez has ever died and what their obituary says so that we can one up it.

Yes. And was there a helicopter involved? Right. Yeah. The question now I have is that that Israel Gut Gutierrez the one that's hooping in Mexico He must really hate like how many times you oh, it's easy to hear like not that one I don't think so like I don't think I'm big in Mexico. No, no, I don't know why I don't think I'm huge in Mexico How how do we do that? Well, first of all, Tony just came back from Mexico King of Mexico basically. All right, Tony

You're on the wall. I had a will take you to tequila, the Corvo people will take care of you, we'll put you out there Okay, they'll hey, this is Izzy Gutierrez We'll have like a gang of people follow you But we have to be specific like the most famous Izzy Gutierrez in Mexico. Remember We don't know if he goes by Izzy, right? So like you're Izzy, right? Nobody else is Izzy We have to go to Ixi. Well not in Spain's it. No, we'll go to Spain then. Okay world tour frizzy There are several people named Israel Gutierrez who have perished. Oh Yeah helicopters, I'll look at the salsa dancer now. Okay. Thank you do some more research

Whatever the most impressive obituary is let's see it or hear it. What do you do? You think you're the most impressive? Israel Gutierrez? Has to be. No way. Maybe the one that's playing basketball cause he's still playing. The guy's still hoping. Yeah, but he's also like six, 10, I think.

Like he's not just some guy with super skill. He just happened to be tall. Whoa. The salsa dancer I'd be more impressed by. Why does he plays on jalapa? Israel Gutierrez has been dancing since his feet could carry him. When he was 12 years old,

he took his first dance classes in Havana, Cuba. Five years later, he entered the dance academy and it was the beginning of his professional career. Since then, he's performed in all the well-known theaters and stages of Cuba. He also worked on a solo act at a musical Havana night for two years. Wow, Israel Gutierrez, a lot of entertainers. We like really good people. No engineers, no doctors, no lawyers. Just creatives. Just creatives.

What is that, Tony? That's for other people. That's for other people. How do you imagine, imagine because I just saw I glanced over it at his computer and I looked at the picture How do you think a picture of a dancer would be like his portrait like his headshot hands on the hips? Close turned a very tight clothing. Yeah, okay The ruffles the ruffles on the on the either the sleet that maybe a pirate shirt. Are you ready for my recreate it? Okay? Like he's about to hit like a dun dun dun dun or if he's about to hit a very effective dab It's like a little too low to be a dab though. It's almost like he's like bringing it around okay It's a great pose. Oh, okay

With him to see who's leading Salsa Congress dot info if you want to find it Salsa Congress, I thought you got that from check your balance. I come it's wild to me salsas so much more difficult than Merengue It's it's such a subtle difference. What it is. Just a couple steps. Yeah My favorite is just a couple steps this way, a couple steps that way. Yeah, just walking in a box, basically. A couple steps this way, a couple steps that way. It's my favorite. It's like itch. You're in the box right here. Just don't lose it. Don't get out of your box.

Don't get out of your box. I mean, do you think you're the first Amino Hassan? Not the first, but certainly the most famous. I've done that Google search before. There's like a couple of doctors and stuff like that. If you look up now, we have Navy SEALs and they are dropping out of a helicopter into the water. That's not backwards?

Sure, but not backwards. What do you mean? They literally turn their bodies around. They're like, oh, I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach.

I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. I'm Navy SEALs and they are dropping out of a helicopter into the water. That's not backwards. Sure, but not backwards. What do you mean? They literally turn their body as soon as they drop. What are you? Chris, are you blind? You did, when you did that, you did like a truss fall.

I've seen that before. You also, that's not what that is. You selected that video of every video on the internet and that's not it. They're dropping straight down. Cause that's the first one I see. You guys said no one They don't jump out of no no no I said they don't jump backwards we said trustful Chris

We're talking about what you said you said they go backward we said that's out of a book You said I mean I'll find that too like I've seen it before We don't have the pencil we don't need to class and we don't need to do we thought that's what you were doing the first Time is finding that one. The guy's literally straight like this. I want to go back to the sound. When I said they fall out, you guys, they would never jump out of a helicopter.

There's something spinning. You guys were dismissing all of it. No, no, no. This is what this is. I'll recap it for you. Billy said there's a lack of respect from the people who jump out of helicopters. I asked Billy, you got a lot of people jumping out

of helicopters, because I was thinking about people on spring break or whatever. And that's not jumping out of a helicopter? Hold Billy, you got a lot of people jumping out of helicopters, because I was thinking about people on Spring Break or whatever. And that's not jumping out of a helicopter? Hold on. This is a different argument. More of a drop. Slow your roll.

So then everyone's like, yeah, that happens. And you're like, yeah, they go backwards. And that's when we pounce on you. But you just said they don't, Billy, a lot of people jumping out of helicopters. So we're forgetting that you- Do you understand what a recap, do you understand?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Semantics, semantics. Hold on, no, it's not semantics. Do you understand what a recap is? Anti-semantics. You sarcast hold on, hold on, hold on, it's not semantics, do you understand what a recap is? You sarcastically said Billy, you got a lot of people jumping out of helicopters. Do you understand what a recap is? Yes.

A recap, it's like, I can't stop Spider-Man before he gets bitten by the spider. It's just, see, he is a high school student. The recap has to end. So Billy says, I say to Billy, do you have a lot of people jumping out of helicopters? Which is implying that people don't jump out of helicopters. Hold on, hold on, Billy said, hold on, Billy said, yeah they do, I've seen it, do you have a lot of people jumping out of helicopters? Which is implying that people don't jump out of helicopters. Hold on, hold on. Is it not?

Hold on. Billy said, yeah they do, I've seen it, and then you said- I gave an example. You said they fall out backwards. Sometimes they fall out backwards. And that's where everyone in this goddamn room said, Chris, what the fuck are you talking about? Alright, so we're gonna move away from you sarcastically saying to Billy, well you have

a lot of people jumping out of helicopters. This is a weird argument. It's a weird argument because the only reason why everyone in the room called you an idiot, Chris, is because you said they fall out backward. They have. Like, I'll find the video. I'll find one.

That's what you were set to search the first time. That's what you were set to search the first time. Wait a second. I mean, you said, thank goodness Dan's not here, and yet you're attacking Chris with very damn little. It's the chair, Izzy. It's the goddamn chair! Israelgutierrez.com takes me to texasrealtee.com

but Texas spelled T-E-X-U-S. Oh, tex-us! Us! It's for all of us and it's led, this brokerage firm is led by an Israel Gutierrez who has over 20 years of experience in the field. Wow. So does Izzy, a more successful Gutierrez.

No, you've got more than 20 years in the field. But 20 plus years in real estate, a little bit more. No, it's not. Financial. Yeah. No, it's not. You don't know. You don't know what he's selling.

He was selling some bullshit out there. Did you hear the website? Text us. I mean, this guy's a millionaire. He's creative. He's really creative. He's pretty creative. Speaking of creative, transition. Hold on, a sub a sub plot where where is it?

Where Texan know-how meets excellence? Wow, that's good. Okay. All right now you might be telling you you might be in trouble The you know yesterday we was yesterday two days ago at Sam Earl on right? Yes. Yes yesterday That was feels like every day a little bit funnier. Oh, Billy, you missed a good one. I doubt that. Oh no. By good, do you mean funny or just good? It was amazing. He dismounted by telling Tony to eat shit, Dan to eat shit. No, not eat shit.

Dave was more of a guy. Well, again, when a recap happens, guys, let me explain it again. You shouldn't paraphrase it. The story happens and then it happens. You're telling me no one jumps out of a helicopter, I mean. You did say that. The story happens and then that you're telling me no one just had a helicopter mean You did say that

But he said he met Jalen Brown and one of the things that upset him was a jail and brush such a nice guy And it got me thinking you know how they say never meet your heroes meet your villains and I wonder I've got two names of People that I hated before I met. Then I met them and I was like, ah shit man, why'd you have to be such a nice guy? I kinda like him. Number one was Dan Marley.

Wow, I wonder Dan. I hated Dan Marley, because I was a Nick fan when I was growing up. And so Dan Marley was just fouling people. He was a dirty player. All the way in Phoenix most of that time. Or you're staying with Miami as well. With Miami, like, he was just, he was a dirty player. All I can remember. He was all the way in Phoenix most of that time, Mike. Or you're staying with Miami as well. With Miami, like with the whole kind of like

Allen Houston thing, like, oh, this guy's a jerk, man. I don't like how he plays, dah, dah, dah. This white guy, man, like, oh, all you can do is hold. All you can do is hold, I remember. And then I met Dan Marley, like, damn, he ain't the coolest dude, man. I was gonna say that, Dan Marley, such a great guy. Thunder Dan's a cool dude, man.

And then obviously got to work with him and stuff. And so that was, to me, like an eye-opener because I was so sure he was gonna be a jerk. He's just like the nicest guy in the world. And then the other person who never presented as a jerk, but I just didn't like him because of who he played for, is Steve Kerr. Oh man, I hated Steve Kerr, man.

Did you know his background story? I didn't care. That's a tough guy to hate. I didn't care, man. Okay. I hated Steve Kerr, man. Did you know his background story? I didn't care. That's a tough guy to hate. I didn't care, man. Okay. I like Steve Kerr. Just didn't like the look of it. It's a good answer.

It's why nice people honestly suck because you can't hate them. Yeah, I mean, it makes you feel bad when you hate them. Yeah. So let me just hate you. Just be a bad person. So who are some people that you guys hated from afar? Somebody that I hated from afar

and then got to know quickly because of my profession right out the bat. You were wearing his jersey I think the other day. Anthony Mason. Oh, Anthony Mason. Anthony Mason and he was about as much of a jerk as I thought he was. Oh no, that's not what we're playing here.

That's a different game. That's a different game. We're playing thought you were a jerk, met you, oh my God, you're such a nice person. Okay, well I will say this. I did write a very flowery story about him, so he clearly was a nice guy, as Dan likes to remind you, brothers with Jay Fiedler.

But yeah, I guess after a while we did have a decent relationship, but he was still crazy intimidating. Yeah, I mean intimidating, sure. Used to put on his like body, was it baby oil all over his body like this. What? Yeah, just baby oil

Just like five fingertips at a time. Why? That's like you didn't believe in lotion. He just went straight to baby oil baby oil. I remember Winderman can confirm ahead of his time Have you guys seen the details of that? Let me put you in a two point four million dollar home on 7708 Lynchburg Drive in Austin, Texas We got four beds three baths and it's right on the water. So you got a lake you can walk out to the lake What can I get you in that home? I don't like Lynchburg Drive Home on Delcrest Drive, this is also in Austin, Texas five beds three baths

So in Austin, Texas, five beds, three baths, two thousand square feet. Now we're talking, yeah, now we're talking. Let's see if we can connect to this room. Studio in there. Have you guys seen the videos on like, hey, you wanna move to some city you've never heard of in Texas? For $75, you can get an eight bedroom,

500,000 square foot home and it's like, yo, I should move to Texas. Buy one of these houses, I'm sure we're gonna put up a Walmart at some point around there. If everybody's moving there and I could get this mansion, at some point we're gonna put up like a Walmart at some point around there. Like if everybody's moving there, and I could get this mansion, at some point we're gonna civilize this area, right? So I always do that, and then I Google the town,

and it's like, all right, here's Kaleen, Texas. And I'm like, all right, Kaleen, Texas. And then I get on my phone and I'm like, zoom out, zoom out. Zoom out, zoom out. 870 miles from El Paso, and it's like, well, like, where the hell is that? I get to make that drive in two days if I have to get supplies

It's a 92 thousand dollar commission. It's the one lahara million dollar house. Yeah, it's it's crazy because Every time I go to any city if I see a for sale sign. Let me see what they talk about man I'll never forget during the finals in Cleveland 2015 They were walking downtown and downtown is revitalized because LeBron is back and all that stuff. And as we're walking through the hotel, there's like a firehouse, an abandoned firehouse for sale. I love that. Dude, and it was for sale, so I was like, oh, let me look it up.

It was like $65,000. I was like, I'm about to put a bid in right now. Cause all I could think of is one half. I just wanted, I'm gonna make it like Ghostbusters. Let me guess, all you could think of is sliding down the pole. Of course, come on now. Probably doesn't include the pole though. Why me guess, all you can think of is sliding down the pole. Of course! Come on now! Probably doesn't include the pole though. Why not?

They come in and take the pole out? Yeah, when you go to buy a house and you see things, you're like, oh, that's pretty cool. Like as soon as you get in the house, that's exactly right, that's gone. Are firehouse poles the same as stripper poles where the pole itself actually rotates? Do you guys know the stripper pole,

like the pole itself rotates, which is crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me, hold on, put this in the suey revelations. Are you telling me that the pole is not fixed like this? No, the pole is slowly circulating, just going in circles. It can move?

Wait a minute. Thus helping them in the centripetal force of doing this right here? I will say this, like, yes. I'm gonna text my sources on this. My partner Anthony took pole dancing classes with a couple of friends of ours And he very strong legs, but he very much struggled with it But he learned things like yeah, the pole actually rotates what you're gay That even like right in pleasure

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I guarantee you he has sold the house with a stripper pole in it. He's got three kids. Three children. Sounds like a pretty good dad. You know who thinks he's dad of the year? Dominique Foxworth. This guy. He's been doing this for a long time. Whenever he's on like ESPN, his background,

he likes to put his kids' paintings up there. And it's just like, I know what you're doing there. You're a better dad than me. And you're not. Chris. He's not a better dad than you? No. Equal dad, I'd say. Chris, this is what I'm gonna say.

You guys ready for this? I don't think those are his kids' paintings. Wow. He did it on himself. I think those are his. But he's like he puts it up there. And his mom gave him back that his mom kept from when he was a kid? Nope. Nope. He's like oh I need a backdrop for for a sports center or get up or whatever. Hey kids can you paint my picture? And the kid's like, shut up, dad! Right, that's what they did. They left, they rode their bikes, played video games, did whatever kids do, right? And then he said, man, I can't just have

a blank background, right? I can't do a helmet because that's what every other football guy does, right? So then he gets to work. He goes to like, what's it, Michael's Crafts or whatever that place, buys some paint. I love this. And then he's like, okay

All right How would I draw myself if I were also like eight years old? Do it with my left hand. Do it with my left hand. There you go. Now we're cooking right? So then he paints this post it now notice I know this about every kid whenever they paint a picture of their father or of their mother or whatever They always caption it dad Dad, mom, something. Don't they usually put themselves in it also? Also put themselves in it.

They never do portraits. Take a look at this picture, ladies and gentlemen. Where do you see anywhere it says dad? It's just a picture and he's smiling in all of them and it's like, oh, he's a green shirt here and a blue shirt here, get out of here. Different styles of drawing in all of them. Maybe he just changed it up

because he's got different clothes. Fraud, look at the look on his face. He knows it too. That styles of drawing in all of them. Maybe he just changed it up because he's got different. Fraud. Look at the look on his face. He knows it. That's the pained look of someone who's been living a lie for years and he wants to, someone release me from this lie, please, please. But he can't, right? Because he knows he's in too deep.

So he has to keep going. He has to keep forging. And that's why if you see, there are newer and newer pictures every single time. He's going to add pictures because he's busy painting. But by the way, he doesn't paint these during regular hours, he does this at night. Middle of the night, gets up, sneaks out,

doesn't wanna wake up the wife, gets down in the basement, left hand, like Chris said, and just get the painting. Get the painting. What's the lie though, that he loves his kids or that his kids love him? Hmm. Now this is him trying to be like,

everyone has their awards in the background. You know what I care about? My family. These are my awards. My my kids these are my awards nothing's more valuable if there was a fire in my house these are the first things I'd go for wait so the accusation is he doesn't love his family seems like it I think he loves his kids but it's really he wants everyone to think it's perform your dad of the year the accusation it's it's performative mm-hmm got some abstract pieces up there too so let me ask late night see the guy clean that those pay

like when kids bring papers home like that they're like crumple they were in a abstract pieces up there too. So, let me ask you something. Look how clean that, those, when kids bring papers home like that, they're like crumpled, they were in a backpack. There's no, like they came pristine, come on. So when he's up in the middle of the night painting himself as his children, with his left handed obviously, and then his wife gets up and sees this art,

does she question, like, oh, do the kids bring that home or she's part of this con too They were alleging Billy you've seen Dominique. Yeah This poor woman has enough to worry about I don't know where this accusation It's not it's just look she's got a lot going on. She's got take care of the kids She's got her own career and all that the. The kids that he's neglecting while pretending to love his kids, eating as them, left-handed. Now you get it.

He's gallivanting, he's going to Miami to do a week of shows, and then he's gonna go do Get Up From New York and stuff like that. I think they come with him on those weeks. Again, are they here in the studio? No, they're not, where are they? They're with them. At home painting.

No, they're not painting. Oh, no, they're not painting, sorry. They're having great activities because their mom is a great mom. Their mom is a great. You know what? I'll put out there Mrs. Foxworth number one mom Wow That way you can't say I'm biased Dominique not number one dad though I think that if I'm following your guys logic and these were actually paintings that his children were doing They would be of their mom, not of him.

So that's how you know that it's fake is because the photos are of him, not of the mom. All of him. Who you guys are accusing, yeah, that they love more than him. I really wanna know why Dominique, while trying to draw himself, decided to draw Jalen Rose in the bottom right.

This, cuz, that's the other way you know. I approved that with Roy. No, before I said it. I don't know. Wait, the other way. No, I approve that with Roy Proved it with Roy after pitching it to me So it was almost like approving it through me, and then he's like wait He's like I've got a better source here in Roy, okay, so he technically does Anyway first of all I approve of that as well. Well, you were talking. I also suspect that that was texted to you, because I was checking my phone and I see that I received that text as well.

Yeah, you got suspected. So somebody tried to run that through Taylor. OK, so let's talk about this. Who would be narcissistic enough to paint themselves with a better hairline than they've ever had in their life? Greg Cody Greg Cody's one. Hmm, but Dominique Foxworth very high on that list as well It all adds up. You know what my kids my kids do what my kids do to me every time they're standing above me Whatever is it? Oh that bald spots getting bigger dad. That's how kids are. They don't say oh, I love my dad so much

I'm gonna give him three more inches of hairline. We're gonna pretend that this is the work of a child? Get outta here. They're smart, you're right. The kids know, it's like, hey, there's an accent I need to make larger, and yeah, there's my dad. Dad has a, Dad has a five head. Let's make it seven.

That's how they do. They're not saying, oh, no, come on, guys. That's not right. Give that a couple inches here. Poor Dominique. Thank you for Cody's phone, by the way, for taking that photo. Not poor Dominique. We're not doing that.

Hey, you know what? Never meet your heroes. That's a villain right there. Dominique's a villain. One villain. Met him. Well, so you want to meet him, then. No, no.

No, he's Izzy's list of guys that you met that were also what you thought they were. Do we have that list? Is Rory McElroy on that list? Has anyone here met Rory McElroy? I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm him the other day about his not talking to Bryson DeChambeau, the final round of the Masters, and his answer was just like, I'm a competitor. I'm not out here to make friends. Rory has, ever since the Liv split,

has kind of been the people's golfer, right? Because he was the one that was talking against Liv. He was the one that was basically keeping his morals and just like saying, the PGA Tour should really stand up for itself, yada yada. And you're saying that now he's just being kind of a jerk and so he's too arrogant to be liked? I don't know if it's like he's on the defensive

against the media, it's just trying not to make headlines. The PGA did this fun thing where they were asking every golfer, give me someone else, something from someone else's game that you would take. Justin Thomas is like, I'll take Scheffler's approach shots. Some Justin Thomas is like, I'll take a Scheffler's approach shots. Some other golfers like, I'll take Prime Tiger Pudding. A harmless game, show a little love for someone else. And then of course they get to Rory,

and they're like, oh, let's play this game with Rory. And this is what he said. When you're looking at the four parts of the game, driving, approach, putting around the green, if you were forced to trade one of those elements of your game for anybody currently playing, which would you choose, which part of the green, if you were forced to trade one of those elements of your game for anybody currently playing, which would you choose, which part of the game, and who would you replace it with?

I wouldn't trade. If you were forced to? But I'm not. If I asked you what part of a game you admired in somebody else, what other player, like who's somebody you admire putting, for instance? I'm focused on my game. Just play the game, dude Okay, it's just like I get what he's doing though. He's a dork is what I think It's just he thinks if he says X player X is driving. It's gonna be a headline. It's like no, dude

We're just playing a harmless game. Yeah, okay So the first half of it sounded a lot more playful than what you made it was like, but I'm not I'm not for something Oh, that's kind of a funny answer. But then the second half- The follow up is just basically like, all right, fine, you don't wanna play my game? Who do you like? Just say something nice. You know what, and I'm with you now.

He's a jerk. I mean, yeah, I would like to teach Roy McElroy a couple of words. They are yes and. Like, just come on, man. Play the damn game. And it means, right, like the first part would have been, ha ha, I got you.

You know, I did word play around your question. Pick yourself, say my driving. There you go, just keep the game going. Or pick somebody who's dead. That's always a good move. Right? Israel Gutierrez volunteers for Habitat for Humanity in Austin, so he seems like the type of guy

you'd want to meet. Do you? I do not. Be nowhere. I tried to stick up for you earlier, but as the details keep coming out might be number one on the Top five busy he enjoys fine art sports mountain biking technology and most of all Austin life with his family What does that mean? He enjoys sports? He probably knows me should get this guy

Wait, what does that mean? He enjoys technology? Yeah I do too. Don't we all enjoy technology? He has a degree in graphic design from the Art Institute of Houston and a Bachelor of Arts in business from Concordia University at Austin. So clearly this is someone who knows his way around. A Bachelor of Arts who went into real estate, man.

That's interesting. Greg Cody, that's the answer that you guys are looking for. People who don't like technology. Is the answer to a lot of questions. I sent Greg Cody an email this morning. Why? Well, I was also trying to schedule the email because it was too early,

but I was doing it on my phone and I hit the wrong thing and it sent a media. I was like, oh no, I shouldn't have sent this this early. But then I also thought, I'm sure Greg is not gonna get this notification at this time that I sent this email at this time. But I sent him an email this morning because I saw a follow-up to something

that we were talking about I think this week, I don't even remember, all the days are the same. But I think it was this week where we were talking about buying every lotto ticket to win the lottery. Yep, I remember that. And I saw that someone did it in the Texas State Lottery two years ago. Was it Israel Gutierrez?

It was not, unfortunately, no. So they did it and they won State Lottery two years ago. Was it in the I feel like they didn't commit a crime. I think that they were mad because from the portion of the story that I read at that time while I was sending it to Greg, it seems as though the state lottery was in on it. They were sending more machines to certain areas that were low traffic areas to allow them to buy more tickets. They bought virtually every number. I'm telling you, I always know when there's some sort of

scam, there's some sort of way they can manipulate the lotto. I have telling you, I always know when there's some sort of scam, there's some sort of way they can manipulate the lotto, I have, okay, I take that back. I know one person, a relative of my best friend growing up who had won a lottery. Outside of that, I have never experienced a human being who has won the lottery. They have these drawings every week. How is it possible I have not met one of these people?

Can I say something that I will get a lot of hate for saying, but it's along the same lines of like contest winners that I've never seen the winner of, and I wouldn't dare to accuse it of not being real. Can we say it at the same time? Yeah, one, two, three. 50-50 raffle at Panthers games, oh my goodness! At Panthers games, wow!

At every sporting event. Anyone, but this guy. Every sporting event at Panthers games. Oh my goodness At Panthers games? At every sporting event Anyone but this Every sporting event Panthers in particular Man have I donated I've had that take for years I feel like I saw one time There was one time that I saw that like the Brewers posted some random celebrity wanted

And I'm gonna find out who it was Because it was like a celebrity that'll blow your mind It's like what was this person doing in Milwaukee? But aside from that, I feel like we need to have a movement where the winner of the 50-50 raffle of every game is announced or published. This is the person who won, because I find it impossible. And you never see a section over,

somebody standing up like, yeah! Because they don't have to be there. You can get those tickets online or whatever. Well, you used to not be able to, you used to have to be there you can order you can get those tickets That's crazy though. Well you used to not be able to used to have to be there, right? But never once have I seen anyone win a 50-50 rap you feel like I see that every time guys You're not gonna believe who won the Brewers 50-50. Oh, yeah Who was it? Jeremy

Kato Kaelin Wow Izzy Gutierrez was clearly the joker. This one's better though. Talk about suspicious. What was Kato doing in Milwaukee? Dude, Kato Kaelin, man. Okay, so the younger listeners, viewers. I guess Kato's entire life is what was Kato doing there?

Exactly. So when OJ may or may not have murdered Anna Nicole. Allegedly. Right? So Kato Kaelin was living in the guest house, so he was one of the star witnesses in the O.J. murder trial. And that's him right there. I mean, he's, every bit of the goofball he looks.

Like you might think, oh, he just looks goofy because of the 90s. No, he was a goofy dude on trial as well. And so for that to be the guy who won the 50-50 raffle. Apparently he's from Milwaukee and his brother bought the raffle ticket for $30. They said 50% of the money collected will go to charity. That's how you do it.

Yeah, that's the 50-50 raffle. Every two months, you give it to a crappy celebrity, show makes a little headline somewhere. So people see, okay, they do give those things out. Speaking of crappy celebrities, there is another Israel Gutierrez who owns Gutierrez Olive Orchard Ranch. Oh wow.

They produce olive oil out of Texas. So another Texas Israel Gutierrez. Definitely more successful than me. You gotta go to Texas, dude. All I develop is stupid opinions. This guy's got olive oil Definitely make another guy selling million dollar homes. Yeah, the other guys whooping dancing the other guys dancing terrible skill I chose writing are there are the worst is he nice? Jesus I'm Oli of the Izzy Gutierrez's I'm just looking for a regular to find one more

Yeah, the so if we're keeping track at home outside looking is is he? Frauds, number one, Dominique Foxworth. Number two, the 50-50 raffle at games. Number three. Also, I think I might have to be on there because I'm seeing a lot of people dropping off boats backwards. I'm telling you though, I've seen it. Maybe it's not common, maybe I was wrong

about how common it is. I've seen people from a small distance, a low, fall backwards from a helicopter. You've seen scuba diving people go backwards with the scuba diving tank off the boat. I'm not gonna, I know what I've seen in my life. No you don't. I'm gonna admit that it doesn't seem to be

as common as I thought. I hate to, again it's the chair, it's not me Chris. But this is like your father thinking he saw the 100 point game. This is exactly the same wave length. I swear I've seen it. Did you see a video? The helicopter drops really low.

It's probably 10 feet from the water and they get down on like the bar that's there and then they fall back. I'm telling you, I've seen, and I'm admitting, I was wrong, it's not common. I think I found the video you might be looking for, Lewis, if you could put it up. So this might be the video that you're thinking of.

Oh my God. That's not real. Oh my God. That's not real. Oh my God. That's not real. No, no. That's just Dan getting pulled by the internet. Can we run it back? Run it back, please.

Run it back. Give it to me again. The blob, it's like a blob situation. He jumped. Above a helicopter and he lands on top of it. Like a military helicopter on top of some satellite or something on top of it. Do it again, give it to me one more time.

The blob, this is like heavy weights blob. Did he go through the spinning guy? They want you to think of it. Is that what you saw Chris? Okay, it really is the chair. I need this recurring for the rest of the show in the corner, just put it in the corner. And I don't want, In the corner like Bob was during that fricasse in front of the net.

There is another Israel Gutierrez in Austin, Texas, and this one works for the nuclear company, where they're doing fleet scale nuclear technology across the country to try to decarbonize the United States. Unbelievable. I am useless. All in Austin, Texas, apparently. Is it possible that that one Israel Gut tiras just can't keep a job No, these are all different headshots Come on internet just really wants to change the world and it's just doing everything

I just need the internet to find one example and Jumping off backwards so I can retweet it. Did you see it in her or on video? It was a video I think in my mind like my dad now at the hundred point game in my mind It was on video. I have a villain that I met and then I was like, oh, I kind of like him Who's there Dave Sampson? Oh I always thought he was villainous and evil now like trying to build the the the country and whatever and I like that's actually a Good one. I have one more David. I haven't got it now. I like okay Ryan Rosillo Oh, yeah, another guy who was like oh this guy

I don't know and then I met him was like you know what I like him and then me and Chris saw him He's a man of what where is he it was a man hadn't be Super Bowl saw him in Sedona guy was dominating Still surprising Sedona showing up so that Sedona Hollywood Sedona man That's quite the you guys got to experience that huh? Green Juice Sedano. Ah, he's the best. Yeah man.

Take care of us. Yeah, no, he's a hospitable guy. But it is funny to see the switch. He's definitely like, like LeBron, he is officially more LA than Miami. Oh, for sure. I'm pretty sure he showed up with like, pre-rolls for all of us.

He's like, I'm not sharing with you guys. You each get one. It just opened like a cigar case? The rare, like usually it's like we're in a community that it's just like, no. Here's yours, here's yours, here's yours. It's a nice flex. It was a flex. Or did he not want to share my germs?

Shooter from El Salvador, Israel Gutierrez in the Olympics last year.