The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Where You Pee, You're Family

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

Today's cast: Izzy, Stugotz, Billy, Jeremy, Jessica, Roy, and Tony. Izzy has an issue with the lazy river, but it doesn't have much to do with Stugotz's lazy river mentality for the show. Then, Jess and Izzy lead a conversation on last night's thrilling Game 1 of the WNBA Finals, and it leaves the perfect lane for a Stugotz hot take. Plus, Dan heard from Bob Costas after Stu and Billy's takes on yesterday's show, we play a quick game of "Jess or No," and Tony analyzes the difference in danger between fireworks and drones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Hello everybody. It's Izzy Gutierrez. I think you guys know I am very much, I think you guys know here anyway, that I'm very much not somebody who likes to ruffle any feathers, don't like to make any waves, just want to fit in and keep things moving, right? Yeah, sure.

So given that I'm here on a Friday and Stu Gotz is here, I don't want to interrupt or do anything different than the lazy river that is expected via the Stu Gotz hosting show, right? Yeah. Here's my problem with the lazy river though. And I don't know if anybody else has seen this. You have a problem with a lazy river?

Feathers are being ruffled now. Wow. It's been your five minutes. Wow. So let me go. It's the actual lazy river though it's not a lazy river of this show because I saw something I saw real lately and it's probably not true but this gentleman was trying to prove that the smell that we grew up remembering public pools of like that heavy chlorine prove that the smell that we grew up remembering public pools of, like that heavy chlorine smell of the one that you go to a water park these days, is not just water with the heavy chlorine.

It's water with heavy chlorine with ample amounts of urine in it. And that's the only way it gets that smell. Because he did two, he did one bucket with just the same level of chlorine and water, and another with that same level of chlorine and water, but with a cup full of urine in it. One smelled like absolutely nothing,

and the other one smelled like a public pool, and I have not been to a pool since then, because it is so gross. And I know it's maybe the chlorine doing its job, but I still don't love the idea of, you know, that person right next to me might be urinating at this very moment, and I have no idea if it's gonna reach me before that chlorine does its thing.

I mean, it's the whole point of the chlorine being in there, isn't it? It is, but it's also the whole point of the toilet being up outside of the pool, so you don't have to do it inside of the pool. And I guarantee you, Lazy River, Lazy is in the title, people aren't getting up to go to the bathroom. So what's the process here if you're the guy

doing this quote unquote experiment? You're just like in your bathroom pissing in a cup and your wife or your friend, whoever is like, what is that for? And you're like, oh, it's for science. And then you take your little piss cup outside and you pour it in a bucket. I mean, I do that every time I go take my labs

at a doctor's office. It's not that strange. A little warm. Not that strange. Science is for everybody. Everybody can do science at home. Just what we saw like this. Are you guys always embarrassed when you, you know,

you do the urine test at the doctor's office and you have to walk it back through the hallway? Wait, oh my God, Stu, God. I was at the doctor a couple of weeks ago and someone spilled their piss all over the ground and I saw it happen. Oh, it was terrible. The woman was handing it to the lab person

and then someone walked by and bumped her and it spilled everywhere. It was so uncomfortable and the woman was like, it's all right, I'll clean it up. And they were like, no, it's okay, we got it. And then I saw her walk back over to her husband and she's like, I just spilled my pee all over the floor. Did it smell like a public pool?

I didn't smell anything, but everyone in the waiting room was just sitting there like, oh no, oh my god, it's everywhere. You're supposed to put a cap on that thing. I get embarrassed, not necessarily because when I hand it over, it's still warm, but I get embarrassed depending on how dark my urine is. Because it's like, ooh, this person's gonna know.

They're judging you? Yeah, it's like, I'm asking water for gonna know. They're judging you? Yeah, it's like, drink some water, man. Drink some water for crying out loud. This guy might be an alcoholic. By the way, it's perfect with the lazy river flow. And the first topic is toilet talk. Yes. Around, without Dan.

Yes. Just pulled his hair out, by the way. I have used a lazy river as my personal toilet. So I apologize to you, especially the one at the Atlantis. I mean, you're on a lazy river. You gotta go, you gotta go. Stu, the bathrooms are for number two.

Right? Like you see the bathrooms up there, they're for number two. You know everybody else is doing number one. It's part of the charm of a lazy river, of a public pool. You know that once you walk in, you're family. No. Yes. That is not how people are made family.

If me and you are at a public pool, just know we're family. It's the new Olive Garden slogan. If we're at a swim up bar together. When you leave your family. If we're at a swim up bar together and me and you've been drinking beers and hanging out and none of us have gotten up in two hours, guess what? I'm done.

We're family. Stu did tell me something about a lazy river I was unaware of. You said something about it's not always so lazy, right? Well, it's not. Izzy was asking, do you want to go the lazy river route today, or do you want me to come in hot with something? And I said, listen, the point of the lazy river,

especially the one that we always refer to, the one at the Atlantis, Roy and I were on that together. We had a blast. Oh, yeah. We really did. So much fun. I think Billy was there, right? Yeah, Billy was there. Yeah, I think Mike Ryan was

with us. That is a different lazy river because that lazy river is not a true lazy river in the sense of you just go around very slowly. That river has rapids. That river has waves and what I said to you is when you're on the lazy river, you don't fight the lazy river. You let the river take you where it wants to take you, even if it takes you to big waves and rapids, which in your case is a hot take. Right, right.

And so this isn't like a huge rapid. This is one of those, oh, like you think you're, like in the Pirates of the Caribbean, right? The mini, the mini drop. Yeah, it's just like, oh, and like the kids get scared, but then it stops. That's what this is right here, because I am so ticked off that last night,

I did something that I hate doing, and I've been doing it a lot lately, is giving up on a game and calling it a night. Now, that might be because I have to get up at six o'clock in the morning a lot more often with this show, but last night, I gave up on game one of the WNBA finals between the Minnesota Lynx

and the New York Liberty because the Lynx had been sort of fighting back the whole game, sort of creeping up and then falling behind, creeping up and then falling behind, and then with about four or five minutes left in the fourth quarter, they're down 12. And I'm like, you know what, this is it, I love Nafisa Collier, but she is not going to be able

to make this comeback happen all by herself. I'm going to shut this thing down and go to bed. That's the worst. Isn't it? Yes. And then this morning, it's not until I get to the Bright Line station and I'm looking up and I see sports centers showing highlights

of past WNBA finals game winners. And I'm like, well that's irrelevant. Did they just get bored with this blowout and started showing previous good games? And then I realized that the links came all the way back, including a four point play to get them to that place, to get them to overtime, and then won it in overtime against the super team Liberty

that's ready to win this thing, and I was so ticked off. So once you see them going with historic game winners, you start realizing I missed something last night. Immediately, immediately. Well, I do have a stat for you. The Lynx were the first team in WNBA postseason history to win a game after trailing by 15-plus points in the final five minutes of regulation.

That's from ESPN stats and info. And during last night teams were 0 and 183 in that scenario. So it was 15 points. It was the first time out of the last 183 times that it happened. So I don't blame you for turning it off. I actually happened to be walking my dog at that point in the game, and I was watching it on my phone.

You were awake? I was awake. I stayed up for it. And you're right. There was like, you know, you take the dog out, and you're like, should I even bother putting it on my phone. You were awake? I was awake, I stayed up for it. And you're right, there was like, you know, you take the dog out and you're like, should I even bother putting it on my phone? Like this game feels like it's over. But I did, and this guy walks past me,

he's like, what's the score? And I was like, the links are up right now, 84, 83, but Brianna Stewart's shooting free throws. And we stood there on the corner and just watched the last like two seconds of regulation. She choked. She missed her second free throw and then it went to overtime.

It was, man, she wants to win a championship with New York so bad. Yeah, too bad. And she looked so, so pissed after that. I don't even know if it's just that. I think they should have run away with this thing. They should have kept giving Jonquell Jones the ball, finding a way to keep her in the paint

because she was absolutely dominant. And instead you got Brianna Stewart constantly going up against the WNBA defensive player of the year and taking bad shots. And that's how Minnesota stayed in the game. It was just bad decisions, in my opinion, from the Liberty. And also just really good defense from the Lynx. I think they forced them to take bad shots.

And they also forced them, like earlier in the game, the Liberty were doing a really good job of extending their offensive possessions by getting big offensive rebounds and staying on offense. But then as the Lynx were able to start, like cutting away the lead and also like honing in on defense, it really changed the game. And so the Lynx were able to get into their groove,

which is the quick like offensive transition game. I mean, Nx were able to get into their groove, which is the quick offensive transition game. I mean, Nafisa Collier is a great defensive player, but also she does everything. Her footwork is amazing in the paint. She's very quick. She's everywhere on the court at once. And once she was able to find her groove, Courtney Williams hit some huge three-pointers.

She had that four-point play you're talking about that's sort of like, that was the game right there even though there ended up being like five minutes more after that. And I thought I thought the Lynx defense was huge in the second half and ultimately is what forced Liberty to not really shoot well at all in the rest of the game. I think they're only 43% from the field last night which is not good. The Lynx shot a lot better even though when the game started it didn't look like they were going to get as many shots. I think it's amazing how great this game was but I think it's even more amazing that the first thing Stu Gott said about the WNBA that wasn't about Caitlin Clark this year was Stuart choked. Well she did. I mean you have what you want right? If you're the Liberty you have the best player in the WNBA, the best best player on your team on the foul line with a chance to win the game and she misses it.

You're in your pocket here, man. That's a choke job. Thank you. I mean, there was a there was a play where I I was convinced that she was just out of it. She drove after a closeout and there was a cutter on the baseline. It wasn't Jones. I think it was another big off the bench just cutting cutting wide open baseline. And her face is staring right at her, but she pitches it out to a three pointer, and that one missed. And I was like, Stewie looks like she's, like you said, trying to do too much.

I thought, man, it was interesting because the Liberty, basically their game plan was just offensive rebound the heck out of the ball and get more shots. They had like almost, I think, 19 more more shots and still found a way to lose that game I would say I would one up you two gods. I wouldn't say Stewie choked I would say the entire team choked everyone choked Choked I mean they had the empty They all choked they had an 18 18 point lead in game one at home.

The Liberty have one of the best home courts in the WNBA. They had 18,000 fans there last time. Jason Sudeikis was there. And thank you for bringing up Jason Sudeikis because enough of him, okay? Enough of Jason Sudeikis. Too much Sudeikis. They're showing me Sudeikis going in and out of commercial.

They're showing Sudeikis after big shots. They're showing him swag surfing. I don't need to see that much Sudeikis on the court. I really don't. Enough Sudeikis. It They're showing Sudeikis after big shots. They're showing him swag surfing. I don't need to see that much Sudeikis on the court. I really don't. Enough Sudeikis. It was too much Sudeikis. The only time I saw him, he was clearly jumping into somebody else's video on their phone

to make that person seem so popular because, oh, I'm sitting next to Jason Sudeikis. I thought that it was a lot of, a lot of look at me, Louie. And I don't know if I'm tired of him yet, but it's not like they had a second best celebrity there. Who was the other person? Spike Lee was right there, courtside.

He's literally there. Everyone's tired of Spike. Aubrey Plaza was there. Aubrey Plaza was there. They didn't, I don't think they showed her on ESPN one time, by the way. They put her on the Jumbotron. Rick Ross did a halftime thing with Ellie last night.

Like there were tons of stars there. Okay, I'm sure Megan and Sue were there, they're at every game. I don't know, I didn't see them, but they were probably there. Enough Jason Sudeikis. Can we talk, I mean, everybody was there, but you see that Holly Rowe interview,

she did an entire walkway all the way to the locker room with John Cole Jones after the game. The access, I'm so jealous of this WNBA access, it's out of control. But I think I'm the one who choked the Jones after the game of the access. I'm so jealous of this WNBA access, it's out of control. But I think I'm the one who choked the most last night. Because I said, yes. Because you went to sleep? Yes, because I mean, look, I've watched the NBA

long enough to realize that no leader's safe, so why would it be different in the WNBA? And I've been doing that a lot lately. I did it Colorado Baylor, right? That was the Hail Mary game. And Billy, I did it Liberty FIU But I sure that's a game worthy of going to sleep early well, that's the opposite Sorry, I turned it on right before overtime

Yeah, I should have Tuesday Did you not know this they almost handed in their first loss at their stadium? Yeah, Liberty Biverty was just out there killing it and what about a signature a sudden. It would have been a signature win. And then what happened? Mike McIntire, well they lost. They had another big fumble, right Billy? Well, last drive, yeah, they had a fumble to end the game. But, you know. Why weren't you on the call? Are you not traveling for games?

No, I'm not traveling. I've heard there's a lot of logistics and red tape that goes into that. A lot of politics. Well, you said it, not me. Were you taking notes? I mean, I know you guys like to make fun of me, but I do prepare for these games.

So yes, I watch the games. Who makes fun of you? I don't make fun of you. Yeah, no, I know. I've never made fun of you. That's fine. What are you doing? He watched the Liberty game, like all Liberty fans,

in the corner, just sort of watching. I don't think anybody thinks Billy is this person that he's made fun of all the time and with good reason. Maybe they don't listen to your analysis all the time. But when I hear Billy Gill analysis, I think that is fire and that's a reason why you are, what are you now in the rankings, the international?

Well, there hasn't been one in a couple years. The guy stopped doing it. Well, I would assume you move up in the rankings, but who knows? Yeah, but I would take it. I think you were fourth the last time he did it. If he never does it again, you end as fourth. I'm kind of with you, right?

Yes. I mean, what's wrong with fourth? Meh. Room for improvement. You're not in the medal stand, but you're close. Fourth is a good place, because you can always move up. Right. So you guys, can we talk about the text

that we got yesterday? Oh, with costas Oh? Costas texted you I do want to say this we as a show Okay, we as a show should apologize to Bob costas well what happened yesterday Bob costas is a legend and Billy usually Billy well as a show timeout You don't even know what there's a lot of caveats happening right now and a lot of backpedaling I'll once do God's let Billy explain in a second But Billy often gets you know in trouble around here because it's guilty by association with me all right Yesterday I was the only one who said a single nice thing on this show about Bob Costas and somehow

I am caught in the middle of a little dispute with LeBretard and Billy Gill. I didn't do anything. Well first of all I wasn't even gonna bring this up this wasn't the text I was talking about but now we're here. Oh this wasn't the text so now we got two texts to talk about. But yesterday you effectively said that America does not enjoy listening to Bob Costas anymore? No what I said was that social media was complaining a lot about the game prior and people were not happy with how he was doing it.

I was just reporting the facts, that's all I was doing. And then I think what happened is then it was sent to a poll on Twitter and I think that that's how word got to Mr. Costas. Yeah, and the poll question was, at Levitard Show on Twitter, in grade school, did Bob Costas make the other kids call him Robert? That's a funny poll though, innocuous.

There's something wrong with that. So what was on the text? If we were already ticked off, we might as well have betrayed confidence. I think that's how things were put on his radar. So there was a call, I believe, Dan screenshotted a call from Bob to Dan, and sent it to me and Billy.

Did he answer the question? Did he answer the phone? What was this call like? Dan said, I knew this was coming, Billy said how. I told Dan, I said I want him calling the World Series, mistakes and all. Same all same. Yeah, that's what I said No, now is the time to double down. You've got him on the line. Maybe you can make a change Billy. Yes. What did Bobby Q want? Robert Q I wrote back you guys okay

He said Dan responded as if you guys don't know, God bless football. I said, so I should book him when you get back? I don't think you should have read all those texts, if I'm gonna be honest. Ah, those private conversations, man. So it wasn't even a- Oh yeah, private conversations, okay. It was a God bless football deep dive

into the Bob Costas mistakes, or was this somewhere else? Because there's no reason, I mean why would you be talking Bob Costas on football? We didn't, we didn't talk about it and he was back last night, he did a great job on the call. Yes, I'm just saying Bob's been very good to the show, he is a legendary voice, I don't care if he makes mistakes,

everyone makes mistakes, Lord knows I make a million of them around here. I wanna hear that voice on big games, especially baseball games. And there's somebody, there's some people who are just baseball people I want to hear that voice on big games, especially baseball games. And there's somebody, there's some people who are just baseball people, like you hear the voice and you think, oh, okay, I might, even if like Tony, you're not watching a lot of baseball, if you hear that voice, you're like, maybe this is a big enough game where I'm going to watch it. And that happened to me the other day. But then it was almost the

first thing I heard him say where I was just like, okay, maybe this is too much baseball for me or too baseball-y for me because, all right, so what are, there's seven of us here. Raise your hand if you know how many umpires do a major league baseball playoff game? Six.

I said raise your hand. Oh, I'm sorry, I apologize. He's got one, Jeremy. All right, so that's three out of what? Three out of the seven. That's not most of us. And what he said on the broadcast was, as most of you know, there are six umpires

in an MLB playoff game. And I was like, I'm not one of those people, and I work in sports, so I doubt that most of America knows that there are six umpires in a game. But Billy knew it. I mean, I know that they add one down, you know, the. It's fairly standard. The lines, yeah.

So in case there's any question. But you didn't raise your hand if it's fairly standard. Well, I was trying to play the game, just playing along for you, you know? Oh, okay. I also think River, he probably got the note that he was talking down to the audience too much because he does so much teaching during his broadcasts like that sort of his

Carefully thread lightly. No, I think it's a good thing like to me I've always enjoyed a costus broadcast because he does a lot of explaining things that he knows from from years of the game He was someone who replaced been scully He he knows all of these stories and he's constantly explaining the game. He was someone who replaced Vin Scully. He knows all of these stories and he's constantly explaining the game to people. But I imagine, potentially, based off some of the social media backlash that there's been, it was, hey, Bob, you're talking down too much.

So his sort of way of countering that was, well, as most of you know, here's this thing I'm describing. Because rather than, hey, for those of you who are newly initiated, because there's this really fine line in playoff baseball of, hey, there's two fan bases who've been passionate about their individual teams tuning in.

It's why Joe Buck has said, no matter who you root for, you hate me because I'm supposed to be objective over both teams. And Costas, while obviously sort of pulling for the Yankees, because that's the story that's better for baseball in that broadcast. No, I mean it's obvious if you- That's a wild accusation.

You watch the Indians. You watch the Indians. You watch the games. Questioning the professionalism of- Roy, wasn't it Doc Emmerich who was always like, for all the young hockey fans out there, if you're on the, he would like teach a lesson. Yeah.

He, I, do that, Bob. Yeah. Do that, Bob. Do it to all the young baseball fans. Do it like Doc. Not as most of you know, because then it makes you feel like an idiot if you don't know it. But Doc had a different way. He would do the same thing,

but he wouldn't talk down to you. I know, that's what I'm saying. He was the best. I'm not saying that Bob does, by the way. I'm not either. I am not saying that Bob Costas does that. We could all be more like Doc. What's our official stance on this? I love him. It seems like you guys are throwing wild accusations at Bob Costas is not that right. We could all be more like Doc. What's our official stance on this?

I love him. It seems like you guys are throwing wild accusations at Bob Costas, which is super rude. You give yours first, Billy. And disrespectful. You go first. What? Tell us what you think.

Well, no, I'm just here to kind of keep things moving today. I'll tell you what I think. You did say they pull for the Indians in 97, and I agree with you on that. Well, that's a fact, Jack. He was rooting against the Marlins. So here's what it sounds like. It sounds like to me that Bob has overheard

way too many people say, hey, you're cheering for the other team, as Jeremy just said, just matter of factly, that he was clearly going for the Yankees because that was the better story. I think Bob is just over all of it. I think he's in the IDGIF. Yeah, but he's clearly not.

No, but I was gonna ask you, when do you get over Billy Gill or me just poking fun at you or the fans on social media? You're Bob Costas. You have had a legendary run. How are you not confident in yourself and your abilities to broadcast games where you're still at this age, this many years into the industry? How could you be impacted by what people, strangers, are saying about how it is you do your job? That's why I was kind of shocked to see that

you reached out yesterday. I know, yes. And you're just 72, like who cares? Right, you're Bob Costas. Guys. You won. Guys, if you look up self-serious in the dictionary, there's a face that looks back at you. Levitards? There's two faces that look back at you. Oh noards there's two faces that look back at you know like bigger than the

other one one guy being upset about things like this when he acts a certain way during broadcasts and we're surprised right well I mean look I don't we unless we have them on if we can get him on Monday I think I think it's probably not as serious I'm saving cost is for when Dan gets back I mean that's when it should be probably yeah you're right that's right Dan's gone next week well whoops spoiler spoiler is it are we not allowed to say that I don't know we can say how dare you I didn't know that I think we keep any programming notes a secret and and that's been like the MO here and I don't know why. Wow okay so he's out I booked Bob for Monday I mean. Just you and him?

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I love sugar daddies I like talking your teeth What can't chew them you they're like impossible to chew they are impossible that is every day still guts This is the done libertar show with a stool gods So, this lazy river will probably hit a top five. Steve's got a top five drives. I'm not sure what kind of drives you're talking about, but I really hope George Bush is on that list. I didn't think about that. Actually, yes.

Oh, alright. I have to change the list. I am wondering, like, because you got me thinking about a time where I fell asleep, but I missed the ending of a classic game. And I'm wondering if that's happened to anyone else because that Monday night legendary dolphin jet game. Oh, the fake spike. No, no, different one.

This is when the Dolphins were up big. First half, I went to sleep. There was no way the Jets were coming back. And they won a game. I think it was Jumbo Elliott who caught a big touchdown pass, the go ahead touchdown pass for the Jets. I fell asleep at halftime. I missed one of the great comebacks

and maybe the only great comeback in Jets history. I mean, I missed it. I was very upset. I would argue that most people probably slept through Miami's big comeback only six days ago against Cal that was on until two in the morning on the East Coast. Well, I did. It wasn't even a playoff game though, but it's a big one.

I mean, it was only October, but it was a big comeback. I fell asleep before there was a need for a comeback. How about that? So when the game kicked off? Yes. I think the most annoying one for me was, what was that Alabama Auburn game where the guy ran back, the missed field goal? The kick six? That was on at like 6 PM. I think the most annoying one for me was, what was that Alabama Auburn game

where the guy ran back, the missed field goal? The K6. That was on at like 6 p.m. I know, I know, and it was one of those. Little nap. No, that was like four, I feel like. That was like early in the day. My monster take after that game was,

why are college football games so damn long? Like the CBS 330 games end at eight o'clock. They're getting even longer. I don't have the data to back this up yet, but I'm telling you, the noon ABC game and the 330 ABC and CBS games, they are longer this season than ever. I used to blame Vern Ludquist,

but you can't even blame him anymore. No you can't. I don't know who you can blame. Right. Probably Costas. The commercial breaks. Well, Stu came in complaining because he, I guess the other day, Lucy was on for like half a second and he couldn't play his Lucy or Goosey game.

Yes. And so now Lucy's not here and we're trying to transition to see if we can play this game with Jess, but Jess's name kind of makes it a little bit more difficult. Jess or no? Lucy, Lucy, wow. Oh, that's a good, I didn't think of that. Unbelievable, Jeremy. Wow. Unbelievable Jeremy.

How did you not offer that earlier? I didn't know it was a thing we were talking about. In Miami, Jess or No is the perfect one. Do you want to know what Stu Gatz came up with? Or was it Billy? Who came up with Yes or Jess? That was me. I think it was Jess.

Jess or No is so much better. You've had this name your whole life and you couldn't come up with Jess or No. You've been in Miami for a few years. My last name rhymes with banana. That's all I've got. Shmickana banana. Sour cream.

So are we gonna play this, now that it's got the perfect name, Jess or no, we don't have to confuse her and say that Jess is a yes, or wait, Jess is a no now because Jess is definitely yes? Yes, we're gonna play it in just a second. I just gotta find my questions. So just give me a second. It's the lazy river.

I mean, you don't exactly have your phone on you at all times. Yeah, we can do it at any point. Well, I didn't know you were going to it right away. I'm glad that you did, because I wanna play the game, but I just gotta find my questions for this week's game.

I know that's okay. Yeah, so you gotta stall. Yeah, I know. Izzy, by the way, I like your sweatshirt today. It reminds me of all the pictures I saw last night of people seeing the Northern Lights outside, which by the way, we got none of in Miami. I think people as far south as Missouri were able to see the Northern Lights.

There were Northern Lights in New York City and Boston and Chicago and I went outside and just the same old sky down here made me very sad. What is that supposed to be? Just green sort of lights across the sky? Is that what that is? Aurora Borealis I believe it's called. That's an actor.

Uh, it's the green and there was an electromagnetic storm last night or something. And was it something that like it's supposed to change your life when you see it or is just like? Oh it's cool, this guy's pink. I don't, you don't need to ask me too many fall questions about it, right? Science wasn't my best class.

Just the people at Marvel at all these things, like I'd rather just watch fireworks. To me that's more amazing. Like you know What put on us? Yeah? See one in the sky, right? I mean you didn't care about that we miss the eclipse to not at all No, I have a friend who travels to all the the the locations or like the whatever the prime locations for the eclipse and he puts Out these amazing videos and like for three seconds. I'm like that's pretty cool, and then I never think about it again

We glossed over what Tony said I found the questions by the way, but he said you've seen one you've seen them all I See when you see I agree. No, I'd rather see that though than like the new drone shows replacing fireworks Yes, I want to sense a danger. Mm-hmm I want to think you ever had a drone come and visit you or no what that would be dangerous What like visit you like like like like be in the drone formation like army drones What are you talking all of a sudden like go your way because they malfunctioned? You want you want fire happen to you? No What mark Anthony you've tried to catch a drone cut up his hand

What was he doing trying to catch it? Why were you trying to catch it because somebody had flown the drone onto stage and he was trying to like grab it and then I like cut his hand. Does he doesn't it's a mini helicopter Yeah, he knows now our drone shows dangerous it could be if you try to catch him Yeah, well, why would you try to catch a drone during a drone show? Yeah, because if it's flying towards you and you're trying to stop it Because it malfunctions guys just like fireworks malfunction why do they guys why do they why are five fireworks malfunction? Can everybody answer that for me? No, I don't understand the question

Let's let's explain the question. It's very simple Billy. You're ready man. How how do fireworks malfunction? Three nobody has an answer You're asking me about how drone how do fireworks not fun gunpowder? Okay, the canister could fall it could be an electronics are perfect. They've never had an issue ever before What are we arguing about? I don't know you want to argue today. I don't want to argue about anything could fall, it could be cracked. And electronics are perfect, they've never had an issue ever before. What are we arguing about? I don't know, you want to argue today, I don't want to argue about anything, I'm just trying to make a point.

Here's the point, drones are dangerous, don't catch them with your hand Mark Anthony. Yes. Jess, Jess, okay, Jess or no. The original point was if you've seen one fireworks show, you've seen them all, that's all I was agreeing with with Tony. Thank you. So do you like fireworks or you don't like fireworks? They're okay, I've seen them all. Oh. You've seen one, you've seen them all. That's all I was agreeing with with Tony. So do you like fireworks or you don't like fireworks? They're okay, I've seen them all.

Oh. You've seen one, you've seen them all. I've seen every firework that's ever happened before. You know, I have a situation where I have two young daughters and they go to sleep early. So for 4th of July, I bought fireworks to do, right? So one of them was being put to sleep because you had to wait until like nine o'clock

for it to get dark. So it's kind of late for them. But I kept my eldest one up. But I thought, you know what, I'm gonna be like a nice husband and dad. My wife's putting my daughter to sleep. I'm gonna save fireworks so that we can like, you know, show them the fireworks or whatever, right?

Not thinking, hey, it gets dark the same time every night, so I'm just gonna run into the same problem every time, right? So I just have like half a box of fireworks that has been sitting next to my computer, like in my office, and like I'm trying to figure out what to do with them, right? Because now it's October, so I can't just set off fireworks

in October, people are gonna think I'm crazy. Like why would I just go out into front of my house in October and start setting off fireworks? That's like you got some parents give them out for Halloween if I you beat Liberty you could have set them up on Wednesday You know what I'm gonna do wait into New Year's well No, if I you has that's a great idea if I you has a string of four straight Tuesday games So they have another one coming up on this Tuesday another road game if they win Maybe I should go out into the street and set off the fireworks

Well is it'll be odd cuz fireworks are we talking about here? It's also kinds you buy it like the wind Dixie Yeah, yeah, so you just like stand around it and watch it Yeah, it just makes a lot of smoke and noise Yeah, and how is that like really entertaining or celebrating anything? Is that gonna be well? I mean kids just three years, they're entertained by that. What do you want me to do, get the ones that shoot into the sky? That's how you have accidents.

Roman candles. Yeah, of course, that's what I was trying to tell you. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And drones have accidents too. Glad we cleared it up. Yeah.

We're on the same page here. You know why you were coming at me. Don't point fireworks or drones at people. I think that's where we landed. Well, no, I want- That's safe. But which do you think is more likely to cause an accident a drone or a firework a firework but drones if you've ever had a drone be lining at you because whatever the

mechanism is isn't working it's probably terrifying so imagine if you have a hundred of them doing the show and one of them stray goes at you it's an epidemic yeah it's not good well counter don't know if you heard about this. Well, counterpoint, JPP lost his fingers. Mark Anthony, fine. I don't know if he's fine. We have to check what happened to his hand. Let's see. No.

I think he might have got you there. I found the questions. Perfect. What are they about? What is the question? College football, college football. Should we pay? Does she have to answer these in a Miami accent too

since the Jess or Noah is in Miami? No, I'm not gonna do that. It's Jess or Noah, right? Is that how we're doing it? So we play a game on God Bless Football every Monday with Lucy called Lucy or Goosey. And we just throw out a bunch of college football topics and we let Lucy go.

And so I want to do this. I haven't had the chance to play it yet. And so I'm going to do it with Jess. So Jess, Alabama could still lose one more game and make the playoffs. Jess or no? Jess. You gotta expand a little bit.

That's right. Oh, I'm allowed to keep talking? Yeah, of course. Lazy River Day. Lazy River. If they lost an SEC Championship game, but they won the remaining games on their schedule, I think they could still make it.

I don't think that they're completely out of it. So the rest of their schedule schedule they still have to play Tennessee Missouri LSU and Oklahoma those are the three ranked teams wait Tennessee Mizzou LSU and Oklahoma that's four teams but Missouri probably won't stay in the top 25 if I had to guess there they looked pretty bad against Texas A&M yes Oklahoma if they lose against Texas but those are still quality opponents I think if Alabama wins out and then plays in the SEC Championship game against Georgia again,

say, and loses, I still think. Safe to say both participants in an SEC Championship game in a 12-team playoff, more than likely gonna get in, right? Yeah, I would say so unless something really weird happens and the rest of the field looks really good. I think Tulasi Alabama still has a good shot. Small asterisk, it was Enrique Iglesias, not Mark Anthony. Oh wow.

Oh boy. Can you like, sing one song from each so I can differentiate or no? Cause I feel like I mixed those two together. Thank you. The other side of that, Stu Gatz, if Alabama loses another regular season game, but then they still play in that season championship game

and they win, they're automatically going to be in. So, yeah, I think so. It did require a skin graft and surgery to reconstruct his broken middle finger. There you go. Where'd he get the skin from? I mean, that, the Hollywood Reporter does not have the details on that.

Too many follow-ups, is he? Well, I mean, it's probably the buttocks, I'm just saying. In her thigh, maybe? So he still has his finger though, right follow-ups, is he? Well, I mean, it's probably the buttocks, I'm just saying. Inner thigh, maybe? So he still has his finger, though, right? JPP lost his, right? Correct. Lost a couple. Right, lost a couple.

Yep. All right, Jess or no, one of Army or Navy will make the college football playoffs? OK, so I saw a stat the other day that Army and Navy have their strength of schedule to start the season. We're both fairly low. I saw a stat the other day that Army and Navy have their strength of schedule to start the season. We're both like fairly low. So the remaining strength of schedule is I think it was like twice as hard as the first six games have been.

Something like that. That was on BCF Toys, a website that I love for college football stats and data. People should check it out. So it's possible, especially if they're a ranked conference champion. It's very possible. I mean, yeah. So I would say no because two teams versus the field, you always pick the field. Wow.

I don't like that. But Navy's quarterback is Horvath. He's really good. He's the highest rated quarterback right now on PFF. You're entitled to your opinion. I think both teams should get in I do Play each other it's I think that's after that's after conference championship weekend, and I don't think that spot from playoff I don't actually I think the I think that that won't count towards the playoff I need to double check that but I think that's like an exhibition game, and it's not exhibition. I'm pretty sure I

Lined us the entire time It's still okay to call that game of war. I Don't know. I don't know. Hmm. It's someone came side though Well, like yeah people say oh, no, it's not worried. I bet you but it's army Navy I bet you the guys on each team. They're not calling that a war. They call it a game Like it's insulting to call that war to them unless it's for the playoff Then it's a war Are bigger the final playoff ranking is announced on December 8th the army-navy game is December 14th

So hold on a second so then we've got the college playoff committee not giving due What's what the due respect to Army Navy if they're undefeated to get them into the playoffs. This is gonna be a national track. But they're not gonna be, they can't both be undefeated. Right, I'm saying one of the teams is gonna be undefeated. Someone's gonna have to lose something before that. But it's still gonna be a game of significance

and it's not gonna matter for the playoff because it's after the playoff teams are selected. It's still, okay, well, there will have What if Navy's undefeated Then if they're undefeated that means they've beaten Notre Dame that means they've won their conference Yeah, I think that there's a good chance that they make it in what I'm saying is that what if they lose it's an exhibition game There's already the playoffs already been decided What happened here is the committee?

The committee never thought this game would matter. Exactly right. That's what happened. Where's the respect to the Army and Navy kids? Exactly. Thank you for your service. I mean, they say all the time. I mean, it's not an exhibition game.

It's an out of conference game, but it's after the season ends. So I say no though, because I've picked the field. Well regardless of who wins, they always set off fireworks. Do they not? Giants owner John Marra, who also today said he doesn't know how many fingers JPP has. Hey, it's Mike Ryan, and there's so many great things about football. My favorite thing is the random occasional year or my team is good. That makes football a lot better than the normal experience.

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