The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Wokeatard, You B***h

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Our conversation about the latest allegations against Tyreek Hill forces Dan to look in the mirror. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo. This is the Don Leventor Show with the StuGuts Podcast. There are three things locally here, great things locally that I want to talk about that were content rich yesterday. And I also want to talk about everything that happened with Luca because that's like how great sports and stories can be and why sports grab us that way. But I have to start with how yesterday's show ended with Stugatz. The show ends and Stugatz

looks at me and says, I think I'm gonna miss tomorrow, I'm getting sick. This was after in the last segment him loudly rummaging through his bag for lozenges because he's falling apart after, I think, seven or eight months off. And two days in to his heroic return, he says two things. One, I don't think I'm coming in tomorrow, I don't feel well.

And two, I will never forgive you for not getting to Greg Cody's topic that he loves to clean toilets. Wow. And then, today, he comes in because he's like, I had to come in, play through sickness, because I need to get to that Greg Cote likes to clean toilets story, and Masters week, Dan-o. But then, right before the show starts,

he's not feeling well and he walks out again. So he's not here right now, but he'll be returning shortly. I'm confident of that, right? He would not drive all the way over here and then just drive home sick, correct? He's inefficient, but he's not that inefficient. I don't know. It's kind of weird. I mean, is he just going to be watching the show like Nico did the entire Lakers game last night? See if you can find him in the garage if he's smoking a cigarette while trying

to get healthy or see if you can find him in the eating if he's smoking a cigarette while trying to get healthy or see if you can find him in the eating area he's around here somewhere and there are three good local stories to get to Tony thank you for looking for him that search was a comprehensive one We got cameras, I mean it's just more eyes on than anything So before we get to any of it, though, OK? Because I really do want to talk about that Lucas stories. We're losing the stories. And a guy that we don't actually really know,

because he's from another country, Dallas knows him. But that we don't actually know. Wiping tears from his eyes, because he's still crying after scoring, and then goes for 45. I really do want to talk about this in a way that is like man sports are the best before we get in to enter miami before we get to tyler hero taking uh... taking a a bad shot that's great shot

it's a bad shot that i love shot yet to bed shock see mister okay i i i but i just love it that that the sport is there now, that it's like, no, I don't know, we gotta get, and we all sort of understood, yeah, take the open three. The sport is not there, by the way. This office is there. The rest of the world was like, come on, why did you take that shot?

Contextually, I think if you, the shot that he made right before that, it was like, oh, he's feeling it, he's heating up, and so he gets an uncontested pull-up three after forcing a turnover, you're like, okay, it's kinda like the Jimmy Butler situation with a much worse player, pulling up in a three in Chicago. I could have been waking up from a coma three years ago

and been informed that the Miami Heat have a huge regular season game that determines play-in seeding against the Chicago Bulls at this exact moment in time. For three consecutive years, I could have repeated that process and nothing would have changed.

My, my, I'm gonna get to that story because like there are three meaty ones here locally because in Miami, we've got the best soccer player in the world here and it should be like really celebrated all the time. Not yesterday's topic where I'm looking at David Sampson, and he's telling me how not important Luis Suarez is in Miami, and he's just not qualified

to talk about any of these things. White guy. Secret sauce. By the way, Dan, secret sauce made made a huge huge statement in the national championship game I will get to these other stories but I wanted to begin with the plague that is Tyree kill and this is convenient for me to do this now I will admit it because I've spent a couple of years celebrating oh he's fast and great and he's also dangerous to women and children has been almost the entire

time we've known him and maybe there's a he said she said of some sort in another incident involving tyree kill and i'm guessing by the way that uh... if he's getting caught this much he's probably not getting caught every time something like this happens so you can go he said, she said, but the man has proven to be dangerous to women and children and we've known it for a long time. Like that part has not been any kind of secret. We've forgiven it because he's fast and great at football and he rose right to the top of

football. And he's a menace who even if there's another side to what happened this time, what about all the other times that you just can't be trusted to be mature? Not reckless, foolish. And it's happened so much that I'm embarrassed by the way we've covered him in retrospect. Because this happening again with an actual baby a laptop thrown allegedly Wife filing for divorce kind of on the spot bruise on her chest. Don't know how it got there None of you were surprised by any of those details not a one you believe all of them and you wonder what's being hidden there

And while he was wronged outside the stadium before a game you've seen him and heard about him enough around women and children that you know him to be dangerous and reckless in all facets of his life but you know enough information about why is there a fire at his house white like there's just a general recklessness there that i'm assuming will get him traded soon and he will get a fresh start somewhere else because as important as he is to the Miami Dolphins

that sports hard there's a lot of miles on that and last year looked like the future of Tyree Killen what does he look like if he's not faster than everyone else in the league does everyone allow him to play despite him being dangerous to women and children yeah there's a lot to unpack there his trade value I think is cratering because of his age because of the incidents that you mentioned because of the bad season he's coming off

where his speed no longer seemed extraordinary the year before it did last year it didn't but look at what it forgives what the speed forgives is pretty brutal isn't yes i know i know i'm woke in moralist guy and yeah i'm here to show you all my virtue i know but and i'm telling you on the front end i've covered this person poorly obviously poorly and it started as soon as he got here right there was supposed to be a trade

he's gonna get here to become a star he was going to do our podcast i was going to do his sure that'd be great that'd be lovely i'm also going to ask some questions about these things. Oh, nevermind. Welcome to how media and athletes interact as athletes take over and athletes get the power everywhere because they can turn on a microphone and their fandom is huge.

And welcome to the trades all the media will make to buy all of the athletes who have all of those microphones and run off the people who were on television telling you, woke and Disney's woke morally. Man, Tyreek Hill, this is a moral one, isn't it? Just trading all of your convictions about what an athlete should be as a person in exchange for very obvious speed. So overt to the eye, it can't be denied. Faster than anyone in the league.

Forgives everything. Forgives bruises on your wife's chest as she files for divorce. And I say all of this, like it's allegedly yesterday, but we can do this. We know all of this is true. Like he's dangerous. Look, we have enough information.

We don't, he can keep trying to, he can keep trying to rehabilitate himself and football and sports will enable him because we made him a star here. You think ego and immaturity is gonna go down when we make you a star? Even when you include the times where the perception is he was wrong, even when we've kinda deduced,

no, he was wronged in this instance. There is still a pattern of behavior that you can't ignore. Constantly being found in bad situations. Even when he's innocent. Like things like his house catching on fire while he's a victim there. You wonder what is going on in this life? What does this person's life look like? And it's been the case before you acquired him. And it's been ever present while he was here, while he was being voted by his peers to be the top player in the league.

It is curious though, that the flames seem to get higher the second that arrow starts pointing down. And I'm just saying that. Agreed, and I'm guilty of it. As someone that's riding sidecar here on this off and playing. Mike, I'm looking in a mirror here and I do not like what I see. Like I have not talked like this about him and it's easier to do when he's not that

good anymore. Like I feel like an asshole too. I'm not even sitting here. I'm not hitting you with self-righteous here. Like I have- You're owning up to it. But what naysayers will say is like you're owning up to it now, awfully convenient when he's dipping.

Buddy, but that's what the moral conundrum is. And you sat out the Deshaun Watson Browns and that's, I was amazed that you did it. You made a moral stand and you made it publicly. And you were right. I didn't do it that way. I, well, this is part of the problem, is it not? Like that even a voice like me, allegedly progressive,

will dance on the line of wherever it is that you find Well, he really helps my team. He makes me feel good He's interesting to cover a regional team for 25 years that hasn't won a playoff game in a longer drought than anyone But the Raiders a team I've seen over the course of Greg Cody and my lifetime go from the winningest franchise in sports a source Of pride throughout the country, to a regional sports team that does not matter at all, at all, nationally, and does it for a quarter century. I'm just trying to speak for parts of the audience, though.

I made the decision that I made with Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns. I have plenty of friends that were Browns fans that continue to tough it out. I don't judge them at all. I don't judge anybody that has a Tyreek Hill jersey. I really don't. I know it's complicated. In all facets of life, in art and in sports, you're gonna be faced with these conundrums and you're gonna be hypocritical with a lot of them. Not every generation has been faced with these kinds of moral conundrums as pendulums and society swing. It's a complicated thing.

I don't really fault anybody for it. I would say that we could have deduced from allegations, convictions, deals that were made, suspensions, reporting that's been done, even before he entered the league while he was still in college. We could deduce, this guy ain't great. He's not a good guy.

He's certainly a good football player. He's an elite football player, but that's something that every dolphin fan or football fan has to deal with on their own, I think. Mike, I think every generation has had bad athletes. It's just now the rise of social media, now the rise of the media. You can open your phone and see them tweeting

or them putting up a podcast. Societal sensitivities have also shifted too. Sure, but I'm sure there was a lot of bad guys. It's always been bad to abuse women. No, no, no, I understand that. And our knowledge of it has been totally, to Tony's point with social media, has been way amplified.

There were guys that I was rooting for on the cover of Sports Illustrated that had that stuff surrounding them that I just flatly didn't know had that kind of stuff surrounding them because of the nature. We didn't have the same kind of access. So I do think that our generation is faced with a particularly unique challenge with how transparent and

visible these things are. Well, this goes back to college, of course, with Tyreek abusing women and recidivism. What's the word? Recidivism. It's a tough one. It happens, right? It's a real thing. It's why people who are in jail tend to go back to jail. You know, and he gets no benefit of doubt now. That's the only thing I feel a little bit uncomfortable about now. When his house catches on fire, that's not necessarily him doing a bad thing. Last year before the season opener, when the cops stop him and he's in handcuffs before the Dolphins game, because of his past, you assume that he did something wrong. That's the first instinct. It turns out he didn't. The cops apparently were overly aggressive. In this case here,

his wife files for divorce. He apparently did something wrong, but we're looking with a magnifier at this, okay? There's usually two sides to a divorce. I'm not apologizing for whatever he did or whatever his wife says he did, but because of his past, he gets no benefit of doubt. I'm not saying he should, but that's the situation he's in, and that's a situation that he's built for himself. If I may, in the middle of what Greg Cody said there, again, his voice is a disaster. I got my water water. Somehow better today though. He said, he tried to say recidivism, didn't do it correctly, but also didn't define it for the

audience really, so it was just a word said poorly that many people don't know. Oh, just really poor communication It's a straight word all those else. Well, where's that come from? Very breath it is the inability to stop being a serial offender or a mistake Recidivist so I Know you know what's obvious and right but it may not be. Yeah, I thought it was a common word. Put it on the poll at Levitage Show. Do you know the word recidivist? And can you pronounce it? Folks, listen up. They're here and they're hot. Get ready because Jimmy John's is turning up the heat. After years of perfecting the cold sandwich, Toasted Sandwiches are finally here. Try one

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The thing that I wanted to go back on is just in the middle of everything that you just said, and honest to God, it would be dark funny if it weren't the opposite of that. Just the phrase, when his house catches fire. Like, just in the middle of what has been Tyreek Hill's time here, there's a house catching fire, and we're all like, yeah, it does look like something that could happen to him. Even when there isn't foul play, there's weird things surrounding this guy's life.

IG influencer injuring herself while he's doing while they're doing football drills. Breaking her leg, right? Yeah, a house catching on fire and getting pulled over and and handcuffed before a game. There's just an undeniably weird strange pattern of behavior and that's the stuff that isn't technically breaking the law. Okay and it's also the stuff that's spilling out into public, right? The house has to catch fire before you know it's on fire on the inside. Like we all get to see it once it catches fire. But let's just examine for a moment everything in the last four years as the Kansas City

Chiefs let this person go and lost wildly exciting offense. This person, when he was in Kansas City, said we're gonna win seven championships and we could see it from there. Like if you're gonna play offense like that and Tyreek Hill's always gonna be behind the defense and Travis Kelsey is gonna become that, Tyreek Hill leaves to become a star here and does so.

And does so with a great deal of cheerleading locally from the starved fans and journalists who were very excited to have a football team matter. And so in the places where the system falls on the woman, because I told you, Anna Kendrick has done a great movie, a horror flick on Netflix, that the greatest danger to women by far is just men, just the way that we are, clumsy and violent and repressed and damaged. And everything that you've seen happen in this country between men and women when it doesn't really seem

like men love women. It feels like a lot of times men hate women. Domestic abuse is an enormous problem throughout our country. And Tyreek Hill, somebody that we knew, Mike just said not a good guy. Do you know how infrequently, sports television does not have that,

sports radio does, good guy, bad guy. Like just say, that's a bad person, a bad human being. Like that's not something you see a lot in sports coverage. Coming in here, we were all part of Tyreek Hill's cleanup. And when I say we, you two, Max, like you two, Max, you cleaned up Tyreek Hill on hard knocks for us because you told the story of all look at how lovely it is with him and his wife and how beautiful it is that he's married and nowhere do you see when he's on a live stream saying if in another life he'd be a porn star he

really wants to be a porn star that this and a police officer that this is a person this this is a person that we have seen all of this play out in public he's become a star he's become a star in Miami. He represents the city and he represents this city, this shitty. And he's one of the few guys that have been subject to, I don't even know if Greg wrote the go get him column for Tyreek Hill, but Greg is a longtime columnist that has covered this team. You know how infrequently the big swing

for the major NFL proven superstar never really connects for the Miami Dolphins. It never fails in this market, rallied around them after that electric first season. And they were convinced of all the NFL films, white washing of this is a changed man and all that because they were really excited to have someone like that they had never really had someone like that outside of Ricky Williams Tyree Kale is one of the very

few superstars that came over here and somehow got better. Right I mean it had been since Dan Marino where the Dolphins actually had a guy who you go this is the best player in the league in his position we have we have what everybody else wants that was tyree kill after the first season and and at that time it's almost a feel-good story in the sense that okay he had these problems when he was pretty young

in college it's been a few years now he seems to be clean we're gonna forgive right we're gonna all you know i get it he had problems on the chiefs to look we launder him come on man come on like my hearing did some some laundering here

week we know what this is it's fast we like it it makes us feel good will snort it will start it he makes the team has a Holy shit the boy genius on the sideline Look what happens when you got a fast guy who's faster than everyone else? And he gets arrested outside the stadium. He's knocking over people on a boat and he's in he's careening wildly through Miami Forgot about the boat in back of the head slap. Yes. There's so many that we yeah, that's true No, but we laugh. No, but but no look I'm I don't know how to do this correctly without telling you that I am embarrassed looking back at the last three years should we get you a mirror

yes please you know what a rearview mirror no no get me no I want to I want to look in the mirror and be disgusted by myself, right? Put a mirror right here in front of the camera so I can just stare at myself in public self-loathing and explain to you just how embarrassed I am by what this show has done. I'd like to hear from Jessica on this because I have felt times talking about this

that I am not strong enough and I have felt that she has been maybe gentle in allowing our show to, on Tyreke Hill specifically, to let some stuff go that it felt from where I was standing, like that would land on you as like, oh, these guys don't actually know how to talk about this. Ah. I agree. Yeah, I mean, not everyone in Miami was thrilled about that signing.

I think a lot of people, especially in the media, like to wash over the numerous problems that he had before he came here and just say like, well, that's in the past now know this not they they never found him guilty of this or that whatever but that is also I think a you know the responsibility of the league and of the Dolphins to make choices about what kind of people they sign and of what kind of people play in the league and time and time again it appears as we've seen with other athletes like Deshaun Watson there there's a pretty low bar, like there's a pretty low bar you have to clear and then you can come back and play again and people will buy your jersey and cheer for you. So I don't know what there is really to say other than that. Like yeah,

a lot of people do not respect women, they don't respect their safety, they don't respect their health, and so here we are. And this is not just a football problem, this is a problem in our country. It is a major, major issue. I don't want to get too political, but I mean, do you look at all of the things that have happened in this country, especially in the last two years, it's not a country that respects women. And there I feel complicit for however progressive you deem me as Wolkertard. And there I feel honest to God in retrospect as insufficient ally in getting caught up

in all the same bullshit that we always do in sports. And you and I are veterans, Greg. Like look, to whatever degree, this can look and feel like grandstanding, of course. But Miami can't be proud that that represents it. Like wherever it is, your sports allegiances lie. Really? We've got a guy in our huddle who just simply, I mean, I'm not being flammable on rhetoric. He's dangerous to women and children. But in moralizing like that, and I'm sure I annoy a whole bunch of people,

and somehow what Jessica said was political, you tell me how it was political. I know how it's become political, but that ain't political, what she just did. We beat our women in America. Domestic abuse is a problem. Lewis, I appreciate you trying the mirror. Look, no, no, please.

I like this around serious subject matters. So let's just show everybody what happened there. Because Chris Cody, I see you trying to produce the show, but I also see Lewis in here with a mirror crawling around on the ground. We got the shot. There's the shot. I mean, the optics might be problematic anyways. No, OK.

So now just put them here. Because it may appear like we're making light of the situation. No, I know. I understand. But this is where we are. This is where we are. Don't clip this.

Yeah, talk to yourself. Take a good look. Yes, this is me talking to me here. It's not even talking to the rest of the room. I'm not talking to Jessica because I don't even want to look at her. I can't look her in the eye. Like, I can't.

Well, you never have been able to do that. Whoa. She ain't wrong. I've got a mirror that's sort of in front of me. So this is close enough. All right, listen here, Levittart, Wokittart. You b****. You've spent the last 25 years of your career looking

publicly like an advocate for people viewed as lesser, crying for equality and whimpering every time somebody tells you get off your high horse, you're self righteous, you're out here virtue signaling for profit. Yeah, don't look at me, look in the mirror. Virtue signaling for profit, thank you. You coach me here, this is the way to do it. Yeah, I like to figure points. You know what, I do a lot of time blaming you guys for things while not being able to look Jessica in the eye, but I'm gonna look right at me here. I have failed Miami as a journalist and

gatekeeper like Greg Cody. Greg Cody who advocated for a baseball stadium that made David Sampson very rich because it served Greg Cody. In the content business Tyrick Hill is good for business. For one year. We're in business. Locally South Florida sports have stunk for a really long time. We don't get to be nationally relevant at anything. Why do you think we're in business locally south florida sports of stunk for a really long time we don't get to be nationally relevant at anything why do you think we're so obnoxious about the heat and still caring about a tyler hero shot seventy nine games it to a playoff playing game because the last fifteen years have been desolate except for this one thing and the dolphins have always been

this is a football town taken over by basketball but the moment football is good the moment i i'm sorry i keep talking to you i gotta talk to myself you're gonna look at the mirror Dan alright i'm falling out of character lebatard, wokatart, thank you lewis you bitch yeah more finger pointing

i don't know if you should call yourself a bitch in this specific well i thought that part was funnier it was thank you lewis your judgment is very solid from behind the mirror point proven Now I don't like my allies here. I like it too, but you I like them Me no, I'm pointing at the mirror I'm pointing at the mirror here when I said I said cook I said I said allies and it made me laugh and I was looking for the ally joke, but Jess has me shook because now I don't know whether I can say b**** or not.

You should just call yourself a b**** instead. Finally. Ha! This... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're like no no no we got to do the mirror Can I can I get some producing on this so I could do it well Yeah, I'm just hoping Greg talks for a little bit so I can feed you lines in your air all right hold on all right Hold on hold on don't clip this don't clip this Thank you, Louis there. There are finger print. Yeah, it's all right. It's impossible It's all right This is a distracting sticker on the upper right corner of the mirror kind of an operation you guys run around here Lewis Just be the prop

What are you laughing about Look, I can filibuster on this for a second if you want to give Mike a chance to give you lines I when when when the Dolphins signed for Trader for Tyre Kill, I wrote a column, probably predictable as you all might say, approving of the trade, cheering the trade, while also noting in the column that this guy's got a little bit of baggage. I can't believe you would do that. Okay, he's got baggage and we all knew it. And you know, America is all about second chances and forgiveness. We love to think of ourselves as a country, as a

people who give second chances. As a small example, in the Masters tournament beginning this week at Augusta, there's a player in the field, a former champion who just got out of jail. He spent two years in prison for abusing women. Okay? That makes him a bad guy to a lot of people and in reality this guy did time, but does he deserve a second chance? Does he deserve to be in the Masters field? And there's controversy about that right now in golf. It's the same thing with Tyreek Hill. He's a troubled person. Okay. I don't know if that makes him a bad person You know we a year ago everybody loved Tyree kill Okay, we were overlooking a lot of stuff and now

In the context of him coming off a bad season that suddenly makes him seem like an old retread player This is magnified what just happened. Okay, he's going through a divorce. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for anybody going through a divorce, but this is the bed he made. This is... Well, speaking of the bed... I'm not apologizing. Alright, speaking of the bed he made, and thank you for the filibuster, I don't know how many kids he has by how many women,

but it is fair to anyone who's saying that I am now choosing the perfect time to drag someone at minimum value. I understand your criticism. Let me get to my public apology for my part in this. tart. You b****. I want to apologize to everyone in America and beyond for normalizing Tyree Kill with the Miami Dolphins at that F1 race where I took a picture with him. I wish to also apologize to my wife for the clothes I wore that day. I am culpable in helping launder Tyree Kill to Miami, the laundering capital of the world, and to sports.

And I do have to also apologize to Mike Ryan, the greatest producer in the history of producing, for telling me immediately after taking that photo with Tyreek Hill this is probably going to age very poorly. The clothes. But Aaron Jones didn't get in any trouble. Aaron Jones, I took a picture with him too. That's the one that haunts me. Yeah, we were smart to not pose

the Tyree Kell one all that much. Almost like you knew it maybe wasn't a good look. Oh yeah. The outfit? Yeah, the white shirt with those black shorts and those cook shoes. It was a bad look. Terrible. The shoes were too high. You shirt with those black shorts and those cooked shoes. It was a bad look. Terrible.

The shoes were too high. You can't wear a white undershirt. As a regular shirt. It was lousy but also snug. I don't know how you pulled that off. Just terrible. I don't know that I've ever been more embarrassed by that. I'm not even kidding you. I'm thinking back to what that outfit was

and it's just because it was oppressively hot and I needed to wear basketball shorts and something that wasn't hot because F1. You didn't need to wear basketball shorts. Shorts would have worked. Oh, you're playing basketball? But I never thought for a moment, like I don't know how it escaped my attention

that this was a fashion pop culture event that you cannot dress that way for. Like I don't know why it is I was wearing clothes that I would have gone and played pickup basketball in. Formula One was Talladega. I don't know how it escaped my attention that Formula One was not homestead Because that I'd be I'd be fine dressed that way for homestead well you couldn't get on pit row

They require long pants and hard shoes that if they do at homestead Nascar does you can't get on pit row in short pants look it up I'm not gonna look at me Louie, but pants was on pit road a couple weeks ago. All right, I was not going on All right. I wasn't but hold on a second. Okay, so I and now I'm looking at this picture and I'm I'm realizing oh My god, like I was feeling so fat And so that was also my blousey. That was my blousey gear Yeah, but at least you're not the dude picking your wedgie

Who is that is that Ryan Tannehill? Yeah, wait, that is the dude from SNL. It is in it behind Dan's shoulder. It looks like I think so It also looks like Daniel Tosh, but it's not Daniel Tosh. But it is the guy picking a wedgie. Yeah, the only in-date guy. Marcelo? I think that is. Tell him that looks like Marcelo.

Zoom in on that. Zoom in on that. That was before he was like even. This is years ago, right? This is before SNL. That's a good catch. Dan, he's looking at you. He's like, that's Dan LeBata.

That is. Nice glasses. Good catch, Chris. Look at you he's like that's that libertine that is Good catch Chris look at that look at that wrinkled collar. It's Domingo look at that wrinkled collar Yeah, the colors of disaster. Oh my god really is awful But I love the fact that you're holding a water bottle as a prop to imply I take care of myself Just like what I'm looking like looking like. Daniel Tosh looked like for sure picking a wedgie. This is like the inception of mirrors. Like I'm looking. This is a crazy photo.

No, that's Tosh. That's Tosh. Hold on. Not. That was one of like, we knew that guy. A young Ryan Taniel. That was a contact at Red Bull. But it's not Tosh.

Wow, what a time capsule of a photo. What a time. Where's Stugat? Do you think he planned to just sit out the Tyreek Hill segment? Do you tell him where you were starting and that's why you left? No, no, no, I don't.

Do we have cameras outside? I still don't see him, I don't. Do we have cameras outside? Do we have? I still don't see him, I walked by. Is his car still there? Well, what's his car? You tell us. What, which loaner courtesy vehicle did he pull up in today? I'll go outside and see if I see a decal somewhere

that says. Wait, wait, wait. How would we have more information on this than you? Well, wait a minute, hold on. So hold on. What do you mean, how how would mike hold on a second i want to get a camera crew with you and so i want for you to do a live investigation of wherever it is

that's to got to use if he is still in the building i do not know where he is i don't think he would get so sick that he would that he would get here on master's week and then leave again i think he's going to do the show with us today. That's a long drive that he made. Yeah.

I love that he planned a sickness, though, that he told you yesterday. I think I feel a sickness coming on. I thought it was to avoid the drive, though. I didn't think it was to drive here and then go home. But when Jessica says, you tell us, no, I don't know if Stugatz is coming back or not, but I thought he was just stepping out for a minute And so I'd like Mike Ryan to do an investigation to see where it is to gots is I don't think it's I didn't tell him anything about Tyree kill

We didn't talk about the show at all before it started today. So What do you what did you talk about? We talked about whether or not he wanted to work this morning. Yeah. He looked like he was sick. Well that could give us some clues about where he went. He also did the thing where he messed up shaving

and so he had to shave the entirety of his face. Not a good look. Phew. I felt for him. I'm getting this sign from the other room. Like I don't think he's here anymore. I don't know what happened. Whoa, really?

Let me check it out. Controversy. And for the audio audience, I'm doing the throat where you're like, no, not happening. Hmm, I did hear tires screeching outside the studio. It's a loud parking garage. You hear every time you turn. People go around that corner way too fast.

It's also, it's squeaky. The ground is squeaky though. I don't think they're going as fast as it sounds. It's the people that hit the corner going 45 and hunk instead of slowing down. Yeah, ridiculous. They should be arrested, those people. Extreme.

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