The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Monday Hangover: Bad Wins

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A are all together for the show in Arizona and they finally have some clarity on a few teams including the Chiefs and the Steelers. Winners and Losers includes Germany, the late games, Indiana, Miami and a fan of the show who threw Billy a football. Stugotz hits us with two top five lists. Plus, Billy goes against all his instincts on the BBBBBB. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It was a great weekend of football, except for the four o'clock games. We'll get to those in just a second. But the one o'clock... They were fine. Four o'clock's bird gang. Stop it. Really? Yeah. You're still doing that?

Big one for the bird gang. Okay, but all the Cardinals fans left. You're still doing the bird gang thing. What do you mean? All the Cardinals fans left. There's still one right here. Bird gang. Cardinals are good, huh?

Yeah, that's what I've been trying to tell you all season. You guys wouldn't listen. Where's your bear's hat? What? Where's your dolphin lid? What? Where's your dolphin lid? What? They played a night. Dolphins, big one.

Oh, yes. I'm nervous. Why? The BBBBBB? Yes, the BBBBBBs today is going to feature the Dolphins. And I don't like betting on my own teams. And I don't like my team playing on Monday Night Football. That's a whole other thing.

But we'll get to that BBBBBs later. But what are you nervous about? Just the picks or the game in general? Because the Dolphins are playing a very hot Rams team who's getting healthy. What are you nervous about? We'll get to that later. I'm nervous.

I'm nervous. I'm nervous about the Dolphins. I don't like having to wait around on a Monday to watch it. It's just a whole thing. Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I understand.

By the way, we had bonus BBBBBs. Yeah, we did. And you did well. During the live show that we did just here. You were two and one. Two and one. Or I was off by three yards. Three yards from a three and oh.

Hate it. Yeah. Hate it. But I'll take it. 27 and 13 on the air. In a small way, you were rooting for Breece Hall. You needed like four yards, whatever it was. Yeah.

And you experienced for a minute what it was like to be a Jet fan. Getting let down despite being so close. Yeah. Yeah. Billy. Yeah. We had a little skirmish on the sidelines.

A little incident? Yes. Yeah. What is that about? It's the rare skirmish for a team that won the football game. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think that sometimes you have these skirmishes

and you have these little dust-ups and then it galvanizes the team and they all come together. I don't know that that's necessarily how it goes when one teammate chokes the other one on the sideline. It was interesting. So it was in the San Francisco game, San Francisco and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

And the Bucs have lost four straight now. And I think they've lost those four games by a combined like 20 points. They're in every football game. They don't win all of them, but Baker Mayfield has them in just about every game. I don't know how, by the way, with how injured they are. He has no weapons.

He has Coney Doddon and that's it. Well, Mike Evans is hurt, but you're right. So is Chris Godwin. Yeah, Godwin's hurt. But anyway, Moody, the kicker for San Francisco, came off the field after missing his third field goal of the day. And who was there to greet him?

Debo Samuel. And not greet him like with anything positive. Like we got you, go back out there, you got the next one. Right, you got the next one. This was getting in the kicker's face. So much so that the long snapper had to get between Debo Samuel and Moody the kicker.

Now I keep calling him Moody the kicker because I don't know his first name. Jake. Jake Moody. Thank you very much. So Debo was there to greet him in a foul Moody as he came off the field. So I'm going to keep making that joke, Billy, whether you like it or not. He was in a foul Moody and he picked on a kicker. And I got news for you. Minutes later

after that skirmish, after choking the long snapper, all of them together celebrated a game-winning field goal by Moody. And so you might say maybe Debo delivered the message that needed to be delivered and got the job done. I say no. Pick on someone your own size and Debo should not have celebrated what Moody did at the end of the game, which was win the game for San Francisco. So are we supposed to believe now that the long snapper kicker relationship is

the same as the left tackle quarterback? You don't go after my guy? Is that a thing? You don't go after a kicker. Well, no, because they're tiny. They're not. It is weird. Go after Sebastian Janikowski. Then we'll talk. Well, no, because they're tiny. They're not... It is weird.

Like, go after Sebastian Janikowski, then we'll talk. This should come as no surprise to either of you, but I obviously had Moody in fantasy. Not in our weekly fantasy contest presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. If you want to participate, you can do so by going to dkng.co slash smirnoff. No, this was my regular fantasy league, not my weekly one. And Moody has been on my IR for weeks now. I don't know why I decided to stash a kicker on my IR, but I did.

Well, because it opens up a roster spot. That's why you did it. You get a free pickup. Yeah, but honestly, I could just add and drop kickers as it goes. It doesn't matter, but obviously I had Moody on my fantasy team this week. So you're in a bad mood, huh?

I activated him this morning. I was like, OK, here we go. Back on track. Because the past couple weeks, I've just had no kicker. Right. All right, we're back on track. We're good now. But no, we're not good.

How do you feel about Debo, who hasn't played in a couple of weeks because he's been injured, going after a kicker? They won. A kicker who was injured and just came back. A kicker who was injured just came back and then eventually won them the game. Now, if you're Debo, you take credit for it.

You have to. Do you? Yeah, I think you do. Imagine a kicker going up to Debo and being like, catch the ball, man. Yeah. Can you imagine that? Debo came out and just said,

like, everything's fine, right? Yeah, sure. Oh yeah, Debo thinks everything. It's a kicker, right? Yeah, everything's fine. The problem is the long snapper. That guy's big. He's big, Billy. Is he? Yeah, sure. Oh yeah. Debo thinks everything. Yeah, right. Everything's fine. The problem is the long snapper. That guy's big. Uh, he's big. Is he? Yeah. Okay. Oh, not bigger than Devo. But I mean, just in general,

how do you feel about a guy like Debo Samuel getting on a kicker? Because I mean, I guess listen, he's part of the team, but to Mike E's point that kicker would never dare tell Debo Samuel how to do his job ever. I would I would very likely not go after him if I was a kicker. Yeah, you would not. No, but also if I was Deebo I'd probably be annoyed if the kickers missed three field goals and cost us a game, even though they won the game. Right, I understand.

Someone had to say it, is that what you're saying? Deebo volunteer. I understand, I understand why it was said, hey, the Chiefs are still undefeated. I mean, Dibo had five catches for 62 yards. So I mean. How many drops? That's a good question. I have no idea.

That's the ones you got to pay attention to. Three rushes for 14 yards. He had 14 more yards rushing than the kicker. So anyway. What were you saying? The Chiefs? Chiefs are undefeated. Good day for Chief's kingdom. Hey, I forgot we were part of Chief's kingdom also. I still get emails from the Chiefs? The Chiefs are undefeated. Good day for Chief's Kingdom.

Hey, I forgot we were part of Chief's Kingdom also. I still get emails from the Chiefs. You know that? Yeah, me too. Yeah, with ticket offers, with everything. It's only because I downloaded the ticket the night we went to our red stadium. Hey, you know what occurred to me? What?

So, we're now 3-0 when we go on this little tour. We were in Kansas City, the Chiefs won. We were in Chicago, the Bears won. Here we were in Arizona, and the Cardinals won. Bergdagen? Yes. Remind me when the next one is and who they're playing. Next one is in Miami.

Uh-huh, and who they playing? Oh, they're playing the Jets. Yep. Yeah. Are you guys coming down for that one? No. Come down, come on, it'll be fun. I'm going to New York.

We'll talk. December in Miami. I know I live there. Air's gonna be crazy. You'm going to New York. We'll talk. December in Miami? I know I live there. Air's going to be crisp. You asked me if I was coming down for that. No, I asked you, Mikey. Don't you have just the longest commute as I would? Yeah, I'm asking you if you're coming,

because I also don't know. It's a trek for you as well. Yes, it is. The Dolphin Mall. Yes, it is. So some interesting games. You had the Steelers, man, the Steelers, with Russell Wilson beating the commanders by a single point

And then we'll get to Caleb Williams in a second because the Bears are looking at everything Matt Eberfluss said we're gonna look at everything top to bottom I suggest you take a look at the mirror and I suggest it doesn't matter what you look at You're not gonna be the head coach next year But the Steelers are interesting to me because keep Eber Fluse? I know that's not where you're going. Why do they keep him? So it's interesting because Billy, they got rid of all their coordinators last year,

if you remember, and replaced them. And it was odd to keep the head coach and fire all the guys that he hired to be his coordinators, especially when you consider that two years ago, Jim Horbov wanted that job. But you also know you're going to draft your franchise quarterback. Why would they give that to a coach

that they don't have any faith in? But that's what they do. If you go back to Mitch Trebesky and then Justin Fields and now Caleb Williams, they hold a coach over for one more year, give him the rookie quarterback, and then when it doesn't work, they fire the coach, and then they go to the quarterback in his second year. Here, here's a whole new system.

Why can't he fix it? Exactly. They're not doing him any favors. They're not. No, it's a bad situation for him. Like, he's going to be on his second head coach next year in two years and that's not good for a rookie quarterback. You know, with Jaden Daniels, it's interesting.

The Bears have to be feeling miserable today. They just do. Well, I mean, they do. You have the number one overall pick, and everyone's saying it's such a great quarterback draft, and it looks like it's going to be a great quarterback draft, yet they took the wrong one, and they had the first selection. It's still early. I mean, I'm not ready to give up on Caleb, are you?

I'm not. I'm certainly not sold on Caleb. Am I ready to give up on him? No. But it's pretty obvious that Jaden Daniels is good. Bo Nix is a lot better than people expected him to be. And Drake May may be OK. I know, but Billy, I'll take whatever upside there over whatever it is with Caleb Williams. What?

They're still upside. Caleb started every game. He hasn't played that well. He has weapons. He has three receivers that Drake May would kill for. That any team would. That any team would. That any team would. I'm not ready to give up on Caleb.

I'm not saying I'm ready to give up on Caleb. I'm still ready to bear down. I'm just talking about the feeling Chicago must have of here are five quarterbacks. You get to pick the first one. And I think if they had to do it again, knowing what they know now, Caleb would not be the first quarterback selected.

They would take Jaden over. They would definitely take Jaden over Caleb Williams. They're also in a really tough division, right? Not to make excuses for that. Yeah, but they lost to a really bad opponent today. Well, that too. At home. At home.

Yeah. By 16 points. He put up three points at home against the Patriots. Well, he put up zero points. He didn't kick that field goal. You're right. D-Bo might have something to say about that. Be mad if they... It'd be great if they missed the field goal. Cable... Caleb was mad at the kicker.

We were joking while the game was going on, when it was the 49ers and the Buccaneers. How, like, we were saying how Baker's going to be out there and Baker's going to keep going for it no matter what. They're not settling for a field goal. They winded up settling for a field goal and then lost on a field goal. But we were saying like, if they're kicking a field goal, Baker's kicking that field goal. Like Baker's not letting someone else hit this ball.

Baker will kick that field goal, that's what we're doing. Over his dead body. Yeah, exactly. You know what he doesn't do though? He doesn't threaten the kicker when he comes off the field. No. That's not Baker. Baker doesn't do that Baker in these losses

I think it's still been pretty impressive. He's been great with what he's had to work with. He's been great Yeah, if I look at the stats, I'm certain he's leading the NFL and touchdown passes. Yeah, keep your head up big dog If you're listening I'm checking out Baker right now, by the way in in terms of the Steelers and the Commanders game that we were just talking about. Yeah, and by the way, Baker has 23 touchdowns. Burrow and Lamar Jackson have 24. Sorry. The Steelers are making it harder and harder

to question whether or not they're good. They're good. It's because, like, you're saying, I don't know if they're actually that good or not, but they just keep winning. They do keep winning. They're well coached. They're well prepared.

They're good, Billy. I don't know how far they're going to go in the playoffs, should they make the playoffs, but I mean, they're not going to have a losing season, obviously. Are they going to win the division? I mean, they haven't played the Ravens yet, I don't believe. They're a half game up on the Ravens. Ravens had a bye week. I don't think they're going to win the division. So they're 7-2. Ravens are 7-3. Bengals at 4-6. I take that back. The Ravens had a bye week. I don't think they're going to win the division. So there's seven and two. Ravens are seven and three. Bengals at four and six.

I take that back. The Ravens played Cincinnati on Thursday. They play the Ravens next week. I'm just checking out the Steelers because I think defensively they might be the best defensive team in the NFL. The Steelers are good. I know what you're saying because typically with the

Steelers, at least the last few years on the Tomlin, it's been like nine and eight. They wheeze into the playoffs, and then someone blows them out on wild card weekend. Yeah. I think this team is different, if that's where you're headed, because I think this team is actually good.

They play the Ravens this week, so it'll be a test. I think that we saw in, and it's going to sound ridiculous, but it's not. I think we saw with Russell Wilson in the play where he got them to jump offides and clinch the game. Right. And again, this sounds stupid to say out loud, but that's why you have Russell Wilson.

Yes. Justin Fields doesn't get that offside. I don't think so. I honestly don't. That was a KGVAT move. I do think so. Russell Wilson knows how to draw people offside. It's why we got Aaron Rodgers, Mikey.

It's the most human he looked, by the way. Him dancing when he was celebrating them, drawing someone offside. It's like, wow Aaron Rodgers Mikey. It's the most human he looked by the way like him dancing when he was celebrating them Drawing someone off sides like wow. Yeah, this is the guy that signed subs. Yeah The Steelers by the way have the second best defense in the NFL. Yeah, I want you to think about that They're giving up 16 points a game and now Russell Wilson's their quarterback and they're playing much better offensively The Steelers are good Billy. Hey, you know what? 16 points a game Russell will tell you Ross go out and score 17 I was saying Russell Russell Wilson gives 17 points in a game. No get Justin Fields cannot occasionally

Consistently, yeah, but Russell can get you 17 those two points are every yeah Difference between winning and losing. So are the Steelers good? Yes. I feel pretty confident. It's hard to say that you don't know. They just keep winning. I mean, I want to say, I don't know, but they keep winning.

I still hope they get the Saturday afternoon first playoff game. You know, the one that nobody watches. The Saturday 4 o'clock game. Whatever that one is, that's the one I hope they get. I don't think they're going to get it. I think they might get a buy. I mean, they have Baltimore at home coming up next.

They're going to get a buy. Crazy. What do you mean? Chiefs are going to get a buy? Oh, yeah, only one team gets the buy. When we come back, guys, when we come back. I don't know. Chiefs.

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using promo code DAN at liquidiv.com. And we're back. We are. I like doing this outside. I'm not going to lie. Well, I can tell because you stretched that out. Yeah. I was playing it up to you guys a little bit. I enjoyed it.

I like the energy here. You do. Yeah. Should we go back? I mean, I kind of think. Do I love Arizona? You do. I mean, they have my favorite football team, the Bird Gang.

Are you asking me if you love Arizona? Yeah. Only you can answer. Figure it out. Well, do you love Arizona? It's nice out today. You know what I probably wouldn't like? The summers.

I don't want it to be hot. Well, it's like Miami. Yeah. No, no. It's worse. Like 115 degrees here. I know, but the winters. Like 100 days straight.

Yeah. But it's a dry heat. Hey, how about this? I like Arizona early November. It's great. Yeah. Yeah. But just early November?

Well, I don't want it to get too cold either. It was a little bit cold this morning, but we're not going to. Hey, it's time for a segment that I like to call Winners and Losers presented by Smyrnaf. The world's number one vodka please drink responsibly. Winner, Arizona. Just for having us. Just the state, yeah.

No, just for being great. It is pretty great. Cactuses, huh? Cacti. Yeah. Who knew? Yeah. I saw purple ones.

I didn't know there was purple cacti. Did you? I did. Everyone knew. What do you mean, who knew? Who knew? Arizona cactus. What is the first thing you'd think of?

That was a good question by him. Who knew? But everyone knew. The whole crew that you'd think of? That's a good question by him. Who knew? But everyone knew. The whole crew that came out here, we all went out to lunch. Everybody was running to take a picture of a cactus because it looked like it had boobies. Oh, really? OK.

They called it the booby cactus. Who did? The people that you had lunch with? Yeah, everybody. I haven't seen a picture. Do you have a picture? Should we take a picture? I didn't take that picture.

Oh, you're married. So you had a bunch of people and the best name, the funniest name you can come up with is booby cactus. So you had lunch with a bunch of unfunny people. The cactus looked like it had boobies. In fairness, you haven't seen the cactus yet. You're right. You're right.

But in fairness, I'm certain I'd come up with a funnier name than booby cactus. Did you see the cactus? I didn't. Because there might have just been a booby cactus. I apologize to all the people. I just said it weren't funny. Can I give you an early winner for winners and losers?

Yes, please. Well, Arizona, I thought, was a winner. They are, yeah. But if we're going to get back on track slightly. Yes. Winner? Yeah. Germany.

Really? Yeah, you know why Germany won? Why? Sure, some people will say, wow, what a terrible game that was between the Giants and the Panthers. But I say, no. Free football. They got an overtime game. It lasted that was between the Giants and the Panthers, but I say no. Free football, they got an overtime game. It lasted about four seconds because Giants immediately

fumbled the ball and then the Panthers just kind of ran it three times and then boom, field goal, game over. But bonus football. That leads me to my loser. Okay. Germany. Oh, why? For getting bonus football that they didn't want

courtesy of Carolina and the New York Giants. I've been watching more of it. We are so sorry, Germany. I mean. Did you see that Roger Goodell said before the game that he anticipates eight international games next year? Really? Yeah.

Wow. Mentioned Spain in there. Really? Yeah. Spain, huh? I think the Dolphins might be playing in Spain. That wouldn't surprise me. They have a thing where the teams are assigned different countries

and I believe there's a Spain and they already told their season ticket holders you're losing a game next year, it's going to be international. And now he said Spain, so I think the Dolphins are going to Spain. I already have had early conversations about going to Spain to see a Dolphins game. Really? Yeah, we'll see if it happens. Wow, breaking news, huh? Who do you have these early conversations with? My wife.

That's who I have to get to approve things. Yeah. There's nothing official. Well, she has an uncle that lives in Spain. So I'm like, hey, you want to go to Spain next year? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, to see the Dolphins? And she's like, uh, sure.

Yeah, GBF on the road. Ooh. Expense that. God bless football. The rare expense trip to Spain. I'm excited about this. Anyways, do you guys have winners or losers? I just gave you my loser, Germany.

I'll give you a loser. The four o'clock slate yesterday. Oh my god. It was some of the worst football. Three games and they were all terrible. Not ideal. Listen, those three games were decided by a combined 77 points or something like that.

And it wasn't that close. It wasn't. The Titans scored a touchdown in the last minute to make the closest game of the three, 27-17. So yesterday, we spent a good portion of the day mocking just how bad that game was. The Chargers-Titans game turned out to be the best game

before clock was hot. The best one of the bunch. Oh, the Chargers good. They have the best defense in the NFL. They're sneaky good at six and three. Harbaugh's such a good coach, man. He just is. He's gonna run the ball.

He's gonna play defense. And he's gonna win. And he's gonna win. And Justin Herbert is a good quarterback when you need third and four. He's a good quarterback, Mike. Yeah. He had a good game yesterday, Justin Herbert, I guess.

I have a loser for you guys. He was 14 of 18. I mean, you're right. They're going to run the ball. They're going to stop the run. And Herbert's going to go four. He's going to turn Herbert into Alex Smith. Unbelievable.

I have a loser for you guys. It's kind of mean. I don't want it to be mean. I don't want to hurt your feelings. OK. But you guys were kind of losers yesterday with the Jets. Is that what it's like every time you watch a Jets game? Yes. Gosh, I don't want to hurt your feelings. But you guys were kind of losers yesterday with the Jets. Is that what it's like every time you watch a Jets game?

Yes. Gosh, it wasn't even fun. No, there was nothing fun about that. No, you guys weren't even fun. Like, losers. No, you know what? I got to be honest. I prefer that they get blown out the way

they got blown out yesterday. Really? Because usually what happens is the game, it's late in the fourth quarter, and I'm sticking around, I'm watching, I'm emotional, the Jets have a chance, they have a chance, and they'll blow it. And they'll blow it in a way that I've never seen them blow it before,

which is amazing considering that they've blown games in every conceivable way imaginable. But that's why, so I'd just rather it be over and over early. That game did not rip my heart out. That game was depressing to watch, and had we not been doing the show that we did, I might have turned it off. I might have turned the,

But there was no hope in that game. There was no hope. Had we not been doing the show that we did, I might have turned it off. Huh. I might have turned it. Watch Chargers, Titans? But there was no hope in that game. There was no hope. There was no moment where I'm like, you know, the Jets might be able to pull this one off. Well, I mean, I think that the Cardinals and Kyler Murray went down the field the first three drives and scored touchdown.

So it was like 21 to 3 right away or something. Yeah. And the only thing that stopped them the fourth time was halftime. So they kicked the field goal to make it 24. I have a winner. OK. The Eagles.

Nick Sirianni. They blow out Dallas. I know Dak's not there, but they blow out Dallas on the road. They're a really good team. Nick Sirianni is a big winner. Everyone is calling for his job, and that guy just keeps winning football games. He's laughing at everyone.

Do you believe in the Eagles? I do. Do you? Yeah. OK. In the NF. Do you believe in the Eagles? I do. Do you? Yeah. OK. In the NFC, yeah. You don't? I don't know.

I don't know how I feel about them. Like, who do you feel good about in the NFC? I mean, the Lions. The Lions. Yeah, the Lions. Could the Eagles beat the Lions in Detroit, playoff game? Could I see that happening? Yes.

Maybe, yeah. I could. No? It's so interesting with Sirianni, because he's been the Eagle. This is his fourth year. First three years. Made it to the playoffs.

One year, went to the Super Bowl. He was a couple of points away from beating Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid in a Super Bowl. Yeah. And yet he is criticized on a weekly basis. And they keep winning football games. Well, I mean, he kind of brings it on himself. Well, he goes for it a lot and he's a nut. Well, no, and he likes arguing with his own fans.

I know, but that's... He's kind of a crazy person. That's a match made in heaven. Like, the Eagles having a coach that is willing to engage the fans, that's their guy guy they should embrace him yeah they should who's got it worse while being a good i like this game who's got it worse ryan day or nick siriani nick siriani both guys that's a great question both guys are are have fans of their own team calling for their replacement yet yet all they do is win, except maybe haven't won

the big one. Well, no, the big difference with Ryan Day is he's not beating Michigan. That's the problem. It'd be like Nick Sirianni never beating the Cowboys. He's going to do it this year. Or never beating the Giants or never beating the commanders. If he doesn't, he's out. He deserves to be out.

Ryan Day, I don't like Ohio State, but if you lose to Michigan this year, you deserve it. How about this? Yep. Winner, just based on this conversation. Yep. Ryan Day. He survived a very bad weekend in college football. Winner, Georgia Tech.

Yeah. Yep. Yep. Loser Miami? Loser Miami. The entire city? Yeah. Oh my god.

Loser Miami? Did you guys see that every Division I football team in Florida, or yeah, Division I football team in Florida lost this weekend. Gators to Texas. The only one that didn't was FIU, they were off. But everyone else. FSU since they went to the,

well they didn't make it to the playoff, but they haven't stopped losing. Man. I don't know what's going on. They fired three assistants, like that that's going to fix it. That's not the problem. Mike Norvell should spell his last name with nine L's. Yeah.

Norvell. Make that joke every week. I'm going to make it again. I'm going to make it next week. Mike Norvell needs to stop giving him an opportunity to make the joke. I have a winner, college football style. Indiana.

Indiana. I know it was Michigan. Michigan's not very good, but you know what? Indiana beat Michigan. They beat Michigan. It happened. It happened. Indiana beating Michigan.

I'm happy for Indiana. I hope they keep going, but. Mikey, you have been a football fan. We've all been football fans for a long time, but I think you and I are close, you know, we're the same age. Ouch. What? I mean, how old are you, Mikey?

I'm under 40. OK. You're an old 38. 39. We're the same age. We're the same age. I'm three decades younger than you. My larger point was, did you ever imagine a day where

we would be talking about Indiana in the college football playoff, young 39? My god. 39. Answer my question. I can't. I'm still thinking about how you and I are the same age. No, I did not think we would be talking about Indiana

as a team in a college football playoff. Right. You know I like to lie about my age, though, Fred. No one thinks you're 39. Nobody thinks. No one thinks you're 39. In case there's any question there, there's not a one that thinks you're 39.

So when you say you're the same age. Am I closer to your kid's age? Is there anyone out there? That's a good question. Am I closer to your kid's age or yours? Is there anyone out there? That's a good question. Am I closer to your kid's age? Is this 39 years old? Am I closer to your kid's age or yours? You might be like right down the middle.

I gotta tell you, I'm so tired I confuse you with Stanzik. He's also not your age. Stanzik is the same age as me! He is not, he's not. He is the same age as me. I just wish him a 40th birthday! Flint is older than Mikeye. Oh, okay, that's my guy.

What? By 10 days! Anyway, regardless... You confused them? Yes. I thought Mikeye was Fuentes, because usually it's Fuentes sitting right next to me, not Mikeye. Mikeye's in Connecticut somewhere.

What? Are you even talking about... We're the same age. My kids are five and eight. Oh, really? I have a loser. You have kids? At my age?

You had them late, huh? In their 50s. Hey, I have a loser. You have kids? At my age? At my age? Adam late, huh? In their 50s. Indiana, by the way. Yeah. Did you ever imagine we'd be talking about that? No. It was a football team.

No. I know. Are they going to make it if they lose to Ohio State? Yes. If they get blown out? Yes. Really? If they get blown out, you think they're

going to make the playoffs? I think the committee cannot get them out of there soon enough. Yeah, I think they're looking. I think they're looking to get them out of Yes. Really? If they get blown out, you think they're going to make the playoffs? I think the committee cannot get them out of there soon enough. Yeah, I think they're looking. I think they're looking to get them out of there. Wait, Mikey, I just want to mention. Same thing with Iowa State. They wanted Iowa State out of there real quick. I want to be clear on something.

You're telling me Indiana plays Ohio State. Ohio State beats them by four touchdowns. You think the committee, after that, because that's the last thing they'll see from Indiana, is going to put them in the college football playoff. I think if they lose to the number two, three team, whatever they are, as opposed to, I mean, look what's happening around them. Like Miami lost to Georgia Tech. Right. Like you've got a whole bunch of teams that are losing much worse games and much and much more games. Alabama could have three losses. LSU's got three losses.

Right, but Alabama can have three losses. Indiana, I feel like they... If their one loss is to the committee's number two team? Right. Yeah, but you're getting blown out in that loss. If it was a close game, I would agree with you. Because then the committee says to themselves, okay, they played Ohio State, but they only lost by three points late in that loss. If it was a close game, I would agree with you. Because then the committee says to themselves, okay, they played Ohio State, but they only lost by three points late in the game. So they're good enough to compete. Well, that's the interesting thing.

How close do they have to keep that game against Ohio State to make it to the playoff? I would say it'd have to be like seven points or less. Then let me flip it on you. All right. What if Indiana beats Ohio State? What would Ohio State in? Wow. What would Ohio State, how many losses would that be? They'd have two losses.

Oregon and Indiana. Who did, and Ohio, and they beat Michigan, right? So we're doing that. We're saying that we beat Michigan. Remember Ryan Day. But hold on, if Indiana wins, do you bump them all the way up to like three, two, or three? No, you put them probably five.

I'd have them jump. Five? I mean, right now the AP has him at five. It doesn't matter what the AP says, but still. If Indiana beats Ohio State and goes on to win the Big Ten championship, they will be a top four. They'll have a bye week. Oh, easily.

I mean, Tennessee is eight and one. They're going to play Georgia, who's got two losses. You know, Georgia loses. By the way, speaking of which, big loser Georgia this week. Yeah. You were laughed at last week when you asked, could all this be Georgia? Why was I laughed at?

Like what, like? Because you ask kind of silly questions sometimes. What, what, what? I was right. Well this time, yeah, but there's other times. What was silly about Lucy or Goosey? Mississippi will be Georgia at home. Well that sentence started,

what was silly about Lucy or Goosey? And then you asked the question. So like, the whole, the whole thing, I would say was silly. Listen, I'm not making enemies in Indiana the way Billy is. I've tried to make amends. And again, I'm trying to be very complimentary of the situation.

Can I throw a bonus loser out while we have a minute? Sure. A bonus loser. The guy who got kicked out of the sports book yesterday. That was unfortunate. Because he threw Billy a football when Billy asked him to. Billy, you asked for the football while we were on live.

I think the thing that people don't realize. Everyone was saying, don't have him throw the football. You were like, throw me the football. You even said, Fuentes gave me the Matumbo, no, no, no. I think here's the thing that people don't realize, if they were just watching at home on YouTube is that, so we were sitting on what appeared to be couches, but the way that the lighting was set up,

we had like a canopy or something like right above our heads. And then there was like an arm that was holding it all up. Right, correct. There was a very small window. Yeah, camera equipment, lights. There's a lot of things there, bottles of things. And he was across the room.

He was? It wasn't close. A large room. He was very, he was probably at least 45 to 50 feet away. No, more than that, I would say. Yep. Yeah. He might have been like 75 feet away,

and I asked him to throw this ball in a small window. Mm-hmm. Everybody said no. Everyone said, even I said no. Even I said no. Even me. I was like, Billy, don't do that. When you have a ball, what are you going to do? Right, well, you've got to throw it when you have a ball.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but then you get thrown out. It did get him kicked out. I was told in my defense that he was warned not to throw that ball at some point earlier in the day. Oh, is that how you're spinning it? Which is kind of crazy. And someone told me Mike Ye was 50 earlier in the day.

No one told you that. It's kind of crazy. And told me Mikey A was 50 earlier in the day. No one told you that. It's kind of crazy. And I'd still be younger than you. We still wouldn't be the same age. The idea that security saw that man and said, do not throw that ball is kind of crazy. Even crazier is that he still threw the ball. He's got guts, that kid.

Yeah, got some moxie. I like him. It was a dart, too. Yeah. The Jets I like him. He's got, he was a dart too. Yeah, yeah. I mean the Jets are signing him. Hello. The Jets, I hate them. I am so tired of their act.

Their act is losing. Every, I'm tired of it. I'm thinking about becoming a fan of a new team. I've said that 17,000 times. Let's try and figure that team out. In my 38 years of life. Hey Sugata, I have an idea. When we come back, we had some issues here

when we were in Arizona, where you were trying to give out some top five lists. And we didn't get through all of the top five lists. Oh, that's right. And some of them stopped in the middle because we had a situation where the bar was hearing some of them, and then they weren't hearing others. So when we come back, Stugatz, would you

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It's alright. I mean, we're all the same age. So much in common. That is true. Stugatz, I teased it last segment. We've been together all day today, but I have not privy lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going

to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to

lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going Super Bowl. OK, hold on a second. Wait a second. What? What? So last week, you didn't believe in them. These are the top five teams that last week I didn't believe in them. And this week, after seeing them play and seeing the result, I'd be shocked if those five teams didn't

make the Super Bowl. You're going to be shocked. Well. Because only two teams made it. I was going to say. What? They're not all going to make the Super Bowl. OK.

OK. All right. Who are they? Number five, Arizona Cardinals. Pretty good. Bird Gang. I don't know why you drew. My only reason that I'm kind of why they're on this list

is why you didn't believe in them last week. But you know. I didn't. They haven't given up a touchdown since week eight. I'm going to be honest. I haven't watched them. The only reason I watched them was because they were playing my team, the Jets, and we know. I didn't. They haven't given up a touchdown since week eight. I'm going to be honest. I haven't watched them. The only reason I watched them was because they were playing my team, the Jets,

and we were in Arizona doing it. They looked really impressive early in the season. And then they had a little bit of a slide. But they've looked good the last couple of weeks. Which is why I'd be shocked if they didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Yeah, same. Our buddy Rollis' brother really has them playing well.

Yeah. Yeah, the Cardinals are good. They really are shocked if they don't make the Super Bowl number four, the Steelers. Wow. Wow. Yeah. You didn't believe in them last week. I you know what I didn't I believe that they were a playoff team last week. I didn't believe they were a team that could go to the Super Bowl and now I'd be shocked if they didn't go to the Super Bowl. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. You

guys agree or what do you think? I agree. I mean, it's the Super Bowl and now I'd be shocked if they didn't go to the Super Bowl. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys agree or what do you think? I agree. I mean, it's still just seven and two. It's six and two. Wasn't convinced. Seven and two. Convinced. Yeah. Yeah. Seven and two is different than six

and two. That is, yeah. It is. Correct. Number three, the Eagles. The Eagles. No? I need the fanfare. Where's the sound? Well, that's going to be put in after. Yeah, so you just put that in. Everybody just... Something.

Exactly. Do you remember when the Steelers started out like 3-0, like, wow, this team is unstoppable, and then they lost like two straight, you're like, oh, I don't know about this team, and now they've won four straight? You're coming around and the Steelers are... I'm telling you, it's hard to say

that they're not going to be good. Yeah. All right, number two, top five teams I didn't believe in a week ago that I now would be shocked if they didn't make the Super Bowl. The Chargers. The Chargers? The Chargers.

You think the Chargers are going to make the Super Bowl? Jim Harbaugh. OK, here's a question. Number two defense in the NFL. Defense wins championships. Number one defense in the NFL. Defense which championship? Number one defense. Look at Austin Eckler, huh? He had to choose between one Super Bowl team?

I would think that you think that the commanders, I don't think the commanders will be on this list, because I think you believed in them last week. This has been quite the roller coaster for Austin, because at times I thought he chose correctly, and now that I'm thinking about it, he didn't. I mean, Chargers, Super Bowl. Chargers, Super Bowl.

Yeah, you ready for number one? Yeah. You think you know what it is, huh? I don't know what anything you're going to say is. The Vikings. What? Listen, that was a big win. They could win ugly.

And that's what it takes to win it for the playoffs. You've got to be able to win and win ugly. And that's what the Vikings did against the Jaguars. How about that? So that was an example of you need to win ugly, and they were able to win ugly. Listen, they beat Matt Jones by five points. I mean.

Ha ha ha. What are you doing? I'm giving you my top fives. You spent the whole day with me. You didn't get them? Yeah, it's worth it. OK. You want my top five bad wins?

What is this one? Top five bad wins of the weekend. Bad win? Bad wins. Bad wins. Bad wins. Bad wins. What's a bad win? Well, a bad win is winning a game

that you shouldn't win. OK. Because you want to improve your draft position, you know? So quality loss. Let me tell you something. OK, number five on that list is the Carolina Panthers. That is a dreadful win. Congratulations to Bryce Young for winning back to back games.

Two weeks in a row, the victory formation for Bryce Young. Although he didn't have to do it this week, because that game ended in overtime. Germany, we're sorry. Apology. He also didn't do anything to win that game in overtime. What do you mean? He played OK.

He did not play great. In overtime, he didn't do anything. It's a bad win. He handed the ball off. Come draft time, OK? Carolina's going to look at that win, and they're going to throw up all over themselves. We won what they're selecting us because we

beat who when why Germany all of it. Number four bad win. It's a bad win. The New England Patriots terrible win. What a dreadful win. Seriously, they beat the Bears may looks okay., May maybe, I don't know. You think he looks good. I think he has the potential to be good.

Patriots, Patriots may be playing for second place in the division. Oh my god, I'm going to throw up. Which is why it's a bad win. If you get to draft time and you have the Jets and Dolphins selecting ahead of you, you had a bad season. I need to say nothing because I'm just giving him out on why this makes sense. Listen, just let him dig his own hole.

Yeah, I need to stop helping him out. Listen, Fuentes is nodding, he's agreeing with me over there. I want you to think about it. If you, okay, Billy, if you allow the Dolphins and the New York Jets with Aaron Rodgers and Tuah, okay, to have a better season than you and you're the Patriots who they need to fill all the gaps around. Have a worse season than you. Yeah.

You can't have it. You went into the season thinking we were going to be the worst team in the AFC. Yes. Yes. Okay. If you're anything short of that, you want a top pick. Okay. If you're anything short of that you want to top pick. Okay. You don't agree. What was that

number four? That was four. Number three is the Saints. It's a bad one. It's a bad one. No need to win that game. No need to. There's no need to win. Listen, if you want to have a better team, no need to win that game. By the way, sneaky

resurgence flying under the radar. Alvin Camara. He's good. He's having a year. Good fantasy player. Bad loss. Number two, Vikings. What? Wait.

What? You can't beat Mac Jones by five points. You just said. You just said. I'm glad they can win ugly, but you can't win that ugly. Wait a minute. That was an important... Wait a minute. Wait a second. That was an impor- wait a minute. Wait a second.

That was important because it proved they could win ugly. Yeah. But not that ugly. Not that ugly. Not to Mac Jones. I mean, you've got to beat him by more than five. You have to. Ooh.

It's a terrible job. Can I just- I know this was a segment ago. Yeah. Winners and losers. Yeah. I have a winner. OK. Oh. You just reminded me. I have a winner. OK. Ha ha ha.

You just reminded me. I love this show. Go ahead. MVS, two touchdowns, 109 yards. Go big or go home, man. Got him off the scrap heap. He got cut. Honestly, I thought that he was going back to Kansas City.

Of course. But then they got G. Andre Hopkins, so they didn't need to go. Yeah, I was shocked. There's still a possibility, though. There really is. Well, the thing is, when you get 109 yards and two touchdowns, you're not going to get cut again this season.

I know. Well, no. Really? You guys think he's going to get cut again this season? There are only two types of games MVS has. There's that game, the game he had yesterday. And then the other game, where he has zero catches for zero yards on two targets.

Six targets or something. Six targets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And a drop that will just rip your heart out. I mean. Well, six of them in this case.

Yeah. Exactly. All right. I have one more team. What is this? These are the worst wins. Worst wins. Got it.

OK. The Vikings. Shocked they wouldn't make the Super Bowl. Vikings. Yeah. Bad win. Got it. Okay Vikings shock. They wouldn't make the Super Bowl Vikings. Yeah. Yeah that way Number one Kansas City Chiefs. It's a bad win Today you don't want to win a big day on your goal. That's not sustainable winning a block field goals every week Okay, and not sustainable and listen you want to get the losses out of your system. You want to do it now? You don't want to do it in January

You want to get the loss out of your system now. And that was a great opportunity for Kansas City to lose a game that they needed to lose, quite frankly. I think I follow you on this one. Really? This is a lot. I think I might be following you on this one. Wait a second. Wait a second. No, I have to be the voice of reason for both of you now. If you're going to lose, lose in November. Yeah. I mean, he's right. Would you rather lose in November, would you rather lose in late January or February?

No, but you have to lose. Why? Because only one team ever has gone undefeated. Only one. If you were to ask the Patriots a couple of years ago, I mean, I guess like over a decade ago at this point, you can lose one in November or lose a Super Bowl. Yeah.

Sophomore year. Which would you take? They wouldn't pick the Super Bowl. Yeah. Sophomore year. Which would you take? They wouldn't pick the Super Bowl, I bet you, if they got another chance at it. You think they would? This guy thinks that they would choose to win the Super Bowl. What a ridiculous thing to say. I mean, you would think he would know football.

I mean, what is this? I've been watching him for 60 years. Jeez. He thinks the Patriots, he thinks the Patriots would rather have a Super Bowl than a regular season loss. You guys are trying to get me to argue with you and I'm not going to. I'm not going to.

What do you mean? I'm not going to. Only one team in the history of the NFL has been undefeated. Start to finish, won the Super Bowl, was the Dolphins 1972. And it was like four games basically. It was such a short season. What we're telling you is the Chiefs are eventually going to lose.

And yesterday was a great opportunity for that to happen. And they blew it. Yeah. You get it? I'm not going to argue with you. You understand. Nope. Nope.

You're not drawing me in. You don't get why it's important to lose early. I'm just going to ignore that bait. They chose not to. They chose it. They did. I think the guy who blocked that kick should be cut. Listen, I think.

What was he thinking? Should the Chiefs go on to not win the Super Bowl? I think everyone will be looking back at that win and say that was the turning point. That was the one. That was a loss. That was the win that kept us from winning. Exactly right.

That was the win that kept us from winning. Correct. Well put. That was the win that kept us from winning. Correct. Well put. We're idiots. God bless football. I gave to this. It's two gods. Mikey.

Yep. I'm nervous. Why? Because it's about that time. It's not that time yet, but it's about that time. Right. For Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by, what was I smearing off today? But it's a Dolphins game, and I do not like picking Dolphins games. Right, no one likes that. Because I... Not Dolphin games, no one likes that. Because I...

Not Dolphin games, no one likes picking when their own team is playing. No one likes picking... And now you're forced to make picks. No one likes picking Dolphin games either. But like I don't... Dolphins, Rams, I don't know how I feel about this one, but I have to make some picks.

We're not gonna get to it just yet, but we're gonna get to it soon. And I'm a little antsy. I'm a little antsy about the situation. All right. What's the BBBBBBBBB standings? After yesterday, we are 27 and 13. But I'm afraid that with these picks, I'm going to be picking with my heart, not with

my head. Mm-hmm. And I also... That's the danger when you're gambling with your team. Here's the I also. That's the danger when you're gambling with your team. Here's the thing also. When you have also a decent lead, you start getting a little reckless. You start saying, you know what?

Start to feel good, right? I'm going to be a little silly today. I'm going to make some silly picks. I've got some money to play with. Exactly right. And that's how you end up losing. So I need to be responsible. I need to be betting with my head, not with my heart.

So you're saying you're the chiefs. You should have taken the loss yesterday when you had the course. Responsible. I needed to be betting with my head, not with my heart. So you're saying you're the Chiefs. You should have taken the loss yesterday when you had the chance. I had a loss yesterday, but it was because Breece Hall couldn't get three extra yards. But that's a whole other story. Some would argue Michael Wilson couldn't get three extra yards.

No one would argue that. People would say Michael Wilson gave you as many yards as he could give you, which is like 44. He gave me everything he could. He had like like 44. He gave me everything he could. He had like 20, but he gave me everything he could. He did. Mikey A and I told you when you made that bet, you need like 11 yards from him.

He gave you 20. Yeah. He gave you everything he had. So, guys, yesterday. Including his career. Yesterday was a big day. We finally got Trey Lance, which people have been saying, let's get Trey Lance out there.

There was a clamoring for Trey Lance. Oh boy, did we learn right away that we didn't really want Trey Lance out there. Yeah, it was everything we thought it would be. If you want to know why Trey Lance was traded away from the Niners and the Cowboys never play him, you found out yesterday. You got your answers.

We found out why Cooper Rush was starting that game and he did not do well either was he bad oh the Cowboys are in a bad spot just to just to kind of you know tell the audience here just how bad the Cowboys were yesterday Cooper Rush was 13 of 23 for 45 yards yeah that's hard that's a. Yeah, that's hard to do. That's a two yard average. That's hard to do. Trey Lance was four of six for 21 yards. That's three and a half. He brought the average up.

Almost double. But he threw an interception. Yeah. They are bad. Well, but here's the thing. Zach was not joking on the sideline when he said, we're effing bad. Can I tell you something?

What? Possible quality loss for them. You're right. You have CD Lamb and you have Dak locked up. QL. You get a nice high pick. You do. Things could turn around quickly for the Cowboys in the coming years.

In the coming years. Jerry's only got a few left, Billy. You guys are the same age. Mikey, not you. Jerry and I have been watching football together. Should we start some big board bets? Yeah, Billy, I want to point out, what was your record again? 27 and 13. OK, so I'm 41, 24, and 2 on Stu you got.

So I just want to point out to the audience that God bless football has been a source for you winning money. I am proud of what we have done with your bets and with my bets. I have not factored in this week yet into my record, but going into this past week, 41-24-2. OK.

OK? Ready? So you're giving us the BBBs right now. Here's the first one. This is very exciting. Dolphins and Rams tonight. Devane Chan, over 104 and 1 half rushing and receiving yards combined.

Right. That's not the same board. It's not big. No, that one didn't get through TSA. It's a clipboard. Billy's Clipboard Bets. BCBBBBBB. Billy's Clipboard Bets brought to you by BCBBBB.

Binder bets? Yeah. For Sims now? I mean. What do you want me to do? Take a giant board through security? Get out of here, guy. Clipboard.

Ready? Don't tell Sims I said that. Nobody. The big dog? Ready? You're a big ass. That's funny, like, four people that were watching both things. All right, here's the next one.

And this is where we start getting into trouble, friends. Betting with your heart, not with your head. I'm going to take the dolphins, plus 2 and 1.5. Oh, no. Wait a head. I'm going to take the Dolphins plus 2 and 1.5. Oh, no. Wait a second. Plus 2 and 1.5. I just told you. I just told you my studio got sticks.

They do. Yeah, they do. I took the Rams, though. Yeah, they're due. The Dolphins are due. They've played two good games that they should have won back to back, and they haven't. So I'm thinking things are going to break for the Dolphins here.

Dolphins plus 2 and 1.5. I'll tell you right now, that'd be a bad win. It would be a bad win. It would be a bad win. That'd be a bad win. They'll look back and they'll say, why did we win that game? Let the Rams have it. Who cares?

All right. Ready? Ready for this one? Yep. I'm nervous. Now I'm nervous. I don't want to see it. What is it?

I don't want to see it. What is it? Tell me. Ready? Jason Sanders over one and 1 half field goal. No way! You're a fraud! You're a funny!

Over 1 and 1 half field goal for Jason Sanders. No! You are Devo Samuel! Over 1 and 1 half field goals for Jason Sanders. You're the guy who threatens the kicker! I think it's going to be a big week for him. Over 1 and 1 half field goal. Bulls**t.

Sorry, we're cursing. Oh, hey. How? that was an F. Bulls**t. Sorry, we're cursing. Oh, hey. Hey. Ha ha ha. How? I don't know. I hope Jason Sanders loses that bet for you. I was thinking I should have done under 1 and 1 half

field goals, actively rooting for him to miss a field goal. Here's the thing, Jason Sanders, he can't win. Because if he hits the field goals, you're still going to keep an eye on Jason Sanders. If he hit, well, look. If he loses, you're going to double down. Hold on a second. You're going to have two eyes on Jason Sanders. Well, look, I think that the losers are going to double down. Hold on a second. You're going to have two eyes on Jason Sanders.

I feel like I've been lied to for 10 weeks. No, no, no. Hold on a second. Because if he gets three attempts and he misses one, I still win. And I win the over 1 and 1 half. Right, but what if they lose? Then I also win because I can blame him for the loss.

Your perfect day is him going 2 for 3. Look, here's a perfect case scenario for all of these things to align and meet at kind of have a ridiculous day. Dolphins lose by one. Dolphins lose by one. He's doing the math right now in his head. Dolphins lose by one. He has two and is missing two field goals.

No, no, he goes either two of four or two of three right so this covers So you're two and one but they lose by one so they would have won had he made the field goal and he's right to blame Yeah, I was a two and one had a hundred and three and a half yards. Yeah receiving a passing combined Best case scenario like for him. He'd rather go two and one and be able to blame Jason No, I know I could go I could go three go three I know the Dolph and one and be able to blame Jason Sanders. No, I could go three and oh. The Dolphins can lose and it can be Jason Sanders' fault. Oh, so you're three and oh and you still get to blame him. Oh my god.

Yeah, that's the best case scenario. I want them to win, though, for the record. But if they lose, that's the way to lose. Why would you want them to win? You're not a fan of them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry.

AFC team. What happened to the bird cage? What happened to Kansas City? Whatever the hell it is. What happened to Chief's kingdom? Yeah, yeah, yeah FC team What happened where I would happen to Kansas City whatever the hell it is when I come to Chief's Kingdom No, that's my second day. No, but they're bird gang NFC bird gang bear down also. Yeah, Chief's Kingdom Why I don't have people in the same division. Come on. He's arriving at a place where he is You're not crazy. He's arriving at a place. I know that place I'm very familiar with talking about here Only takes all over the place. Don't want to be you don't want me to be happy. It sounds like I don't understand Can't a man just root for teams to win. You're only happy when Jason Sanders is unhappy

No, that doesn't make me happy that makes me unhappy. I want him to be happy. I want him to do well That's why I'm saying over one and a half. But if they lose, it's the way to lose. Motivation, huh? Yeah. The BBBs. That's what I'm, you know, anyways. On a clipboard.

Hey, by the way, thanks to Smearnaf, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly for having us out here in DraftKings. It was a fun time out here. It was a very fun time. I'm shocked that Mikey A is not my A. God bless football.

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