The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Monday Hangover: Enough with Taylor & Top 5 Frauds

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A. react to SNF and Taylor's return. Stugotz thinks Taylor Swift attending a game is bigger than the President attending a game. Lucy is back from Iowa to break down Week 5 fr...om College Football and to tell us about the time she almost died while storming the field. Stugotz has his Top 5 QBs through Week 4. Mike Fuentes has his Top 5 Frauds through Week 4. BBBBBB is back, plus someone sent us coffee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:38 and Billy is fired up about the jets. What happened to you this weekend, man? Well, if I'm going to be honest, it's very selfish and it's because we do this segment on the main show called against the spread and against the spread. I picked the jets plus 10 and a half, and I was mocked. And they even stopped the segment so much and told me, you need to take this more seriously. Yep. So I was rooting so hard for that to cover and it did and it did. And even if even if Patrick Mahomes wouldn't have slid at the two yard line and scored
Starting point is 00:01:09 that touchdown, it still would have worked for me. Well, this is important because at the time you made that pick, the jets were, they were plus 10 and a half. Correct. By the time kickoff rolled around last night, they were minus eight. Really? I mean, the jet, the cheese for minus eight. The jets were getting a point. So Patrick Mahalms in that moment broke many people's hearts. Oh, yeah. No,
Starting point is 00:01:29 I included, by the way, even at minus nine and a half, it was. It's over. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I actually turned to my wife and I said, Oh, man, that's going to cause a lot of problems. She's like, why? And I'm like, right. The line, the line. He just had to walk right in so much so by the way that if you listen to our show on Fridays, Carl Douglas picks games with us. Carl Douglas was texting us at like midnight. It was weird. About that game that play and the line. Yeah, incredible. He was texting us about a bad beat. Correct. Correct. Carl Douglas. What a weird show we put together. Billy the dolphins. I know. Wow, that's it. That's
Starting point is 00:02:06 it on the jets. There's so much in that game. All right. I mean, we can talk about it. I do want to get to the dolphin. Southscarter got screwed. Can I say that? Sorry if I can't. Well, I mean, the jets kind of got screwed. The jets played well. The defense played good enough. Zack look bad. Zack looked pretty good. But the jets, it was a terrible, terrible call, a phantom holding call towards the end of that game on Sawscardner. The reps had no business making that call. And really, in the end, you can talk about Zach Wilson's fumble and he owned it. And he said, I cost my team the victory. And you want to hear that from Zach Wilson,
Starting point is 00:02:40 especially when I happened last year with him and the media after games, but that call was just, you have two teams fighting, scrapping, clawing, the jets, our plus 10 and a half, the chiefs, maybe the best team in football. And after, you know, three hours of playing, I hate that it comes down to those types of things, Billy. I do. I can't stand that. Well, the last drive was, it was a flag every other play.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Yes. And most of them seemed to benefit the cheese, not to say that, you know, the fix was in, but that run the patch we all have had on like third and 22 or whatever it was where he covered the 22 yards and then you see a flag and like, okay, this has to clearly be a hold, which there was a hold. It wasn't called anyways. Right. You see easily a hold.
Starting point is 00:03:23 It's like there has to be a hold. But Taylor's not showing up for losses, we know that. So I mean, I like Taylor Swift. I would consider myself Swiffy adjacent. Swiffy adjacent. I've been to Taylor Swift concert. It was incredible. Was it really?
Starting point is 00:03:37 Not this past one, I couldn't afford this one. But the previous tour, pre-COVID went to that. It was incredible. Great show. What a performer, too much Taylor. What do you mean? 17 times they showed her. So really 17 times on the NBC broadcast,
Starting point is 00:03:54 somebody counted. Did you see, I don't know if you guys caught it and I pointed it out to my wife because my wife was sitting down on the couch and she saw an Instagram like, she's like, oh, Taylor's done, I'm like, I know. I know I've seen her 50 times already. Like, it's way too much.
Starting point is 00:04:06 There was one time that it almost seemed like they had a Taylor cam, the entire game on her, right? They had to have had a Taylor cam on her, the entire game and production. And it was like a Patrick Mahomes interception or something, where it was like an eighth of a second that she came on the screen. And it was like, this is just like subliminal messaging that they're doing here. Like for her movie, because we were going out of or into commercial with a scene of Taylor into a commercial for Taylor Swift's
Starting point is 00:04:28 movie that's coming out October 13th. It's just incredible. I gotta be honest, having Taylor Swift at your gate, Taylor Swift makes the NFL better. There, I said it. She does. The game feels bigger. It does. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Like the president when the president goes to the game, bigger, really. Okay. I mean, would you rather have Biden or Taylor Swift at your game, honestly, they ain't ever seen you talk to Taylor. Well, she screamed, hi, Taylor and Taylor said, hi, back. And that was that. Well, that counts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Yeah. That's a conversation. It's a full conversation. Best friends. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, it was a tough loss. Mike, what'd you make of Zach Wilson? Like that's the best Zach Wilson's looked. Mike, when you give, so listen, when you give Zach Wilson
Starting point is 00:05:11 or any quarterback time and he had time last night, it took him a minute, but mid second quarter on, he was really good. Why? Because he was afforded time to step into his throws and throw the football. If you look at the dolphins bills game, the difference between two of this week and the last three weeks to it and have time, the bills were getting to them. And really, we don't focus enough on the offensive line because we have no idea what's going on there and who plays. They seem interchangeable. But Zach Wilson was impressive last night. Mike, he might have a quarterback. I mean, I, I will tell you who really impressed me yesterday.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Nathaniel Hackett. I don't know what he changed with the play called, but there's all this motion that wasn't there before. They were setting guys up. They made it very easy for Zach Wilson to make good throws into his credit. He did. It was, it was weird. It was.
Starting point is 00:06:03 I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do either. I was excited. I mean, you get Aaron back next year and hopefully two more years out of him and then Zach Wilson for the next 15 after that. I was going to say Aaron was there also also yesterday. We didn't even mention that. Well, it's Taylor was there. Exactly right. Why do you think Zach Wilson played so well? I mean, listen, the reason I like Taylor at the game is A, it makes the game feel bigger. B I am walking a prancing around my living room last night. And I'm going, it's not all funny games, Taylor.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Not all funny games. I'm yelling at it. When I thought the jets were going to win that like she came to see a chief victory. She thought every week was going to be like last week, which Travis scored a touch dad. And I'm wagging my finger at her going, it ain't all funny games, Taylor. Yeah, you showed her. I did it. Oh, God. That lost hurt, Billy. The bills are good, huh? Yeah, the bills are since the bills are really good. Since the bills lost to the
Starting point is 00:06:54 jets, they are the best team in the NFL at Josh Allen is probably I'll have my top five quarterbacks through week four, but Josh Allen is probably he's the best quarterback in the NFL. Josh Allen had more touchdowns than incompletions yesterday. He had a perfect pass of rating. I know. They've won the last four games by 28 points or more, I think. We're the last three, excuse me. That's another one for the dolphins yesterday.
Starting point is 00:07:15 It was. How'd you feel? I mean, not great. No, not great. I mean, if you lose one against the bills, lose it now, you know what I mean? If you're going to see him later in the season in the playoffs, lose it, lose it early, right? Yeah. Get it out of the way. Yeah, exactly. Get that one out of the way. Then you take the pressure off. Because the last thing you want to do if you're the dolphins, right, is you want to have that
Starting point is 00:07:32 uncomfortable situation where you're looking at a perfect season and you have the guys from 1972, the three of them that are left out there rooting against the dolphins to have a perfect season. There's more than three. Flint does made the same, uh, made the same gesture I made. There is more than three living 72 dolphins. I find out how many mercury. More is still alive. Mark. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah. Uh, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, isaka is still with us. Yeah. I mean, I feel like most of them are actually still with us. Yeah. Yeah. Is Bob Gracie still with us? Yeah. Gracie is still with us. Why wouldn't he be? 28 members of the 72 dolphins are still with us.
Starting point is 00:08:15 See? What I said, he said three. Well, 28's more than three. So I was right. Right. Right. So with us, Fondig's also really good yesterday. He's touched down.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Stone Cold Steve Austin, celebration with the beer. Which I'm surprised honestly, that like something does it come of that, right? Right. What happens, so like he smashes the beers in front of his face and then he like makes the thing, what if he takes a sip, is that the line?
Starting point is 00:08:37 Like if he drinks a beer during a game, is a line crossed? I don't feel like it is. I don't know, I don't know where the line is. As long as it's a sponsored beer. Okay. That's yeah. You see Sean Payton. That's a great answer. You see Payton cut off his sleeves mid game. Not for him. What what do you mean? I'm paying. I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny. Sneaky the best game of the day yesterday. Huh? What? The Bears and the Broncos Bears.cos bears a good loss for the bears. I got to be honest with
Starting point is 00:09:06 you. It is. Yeah. I must lose game and the bears wanted it more. Well, Justin Fields figured it out. Question mark. I don't know. Hmm. They don't run Justin Fields anymore. It's crazy. Like Justin Fields might be the best running back in the NFL. I don't think that's the case. Billy, look at the numbers last year towards the end of the season. It was 110 yards a game. I think every game as a quarterback. It's crazy, but he did have four touchdowns yesterday, a fumble, eber, fluce, whatever his name is, whoever he is, that guy's on the hot seat. I mean, they had a fourth and one. He tried to get him a jump off side. They didn't jump off sides. He put the offense back into one, four, and anyways, started getting a light the way
Starting point is 00:09:47 we were running the ball. Now, why were you trying to draw him off sides? Just run the ball. Got a little cutesy there, pulled a stale, which by the way, we'll get to him because he did it again this week. Same exact guy doesn't learn a lesson. He keeps getting bailed out, keeps doing the same stupid crap at the end of the game. Well, he gets bailed out 50% of the time. They're two and two, right? That's
Starting point is 00:10:08 a post. It doesn't get felt out. Bear blew a 20 24 point lead, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm hmm. Hell of two halves. Yeah. Not good. franchise record largest bone lead bears. There were weird good games yesterday. Commanders Eagles was good. Yes. Colts Rams was good. Another horrible blown lead, by the way, by the Rams. I think we need to get some sort of Lucy Goosey segment going
Starting point is 00:10:36 with NFL teams because the Colts, the Rams, like, are they good? I don't know. Are they good? I feel like the commanders good. I feel like I don't know. No. Are they good? Are they like, are they like, are they like, I feel like, I don't know. I have no idea if the commanders are good. I honestly, I have no, I feel like they're good. They're right every game.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Here's what I know in the NFL. Yeah. I know the bills are good. Mm-hmm. I know the dolphins are good. Mm-hmm. I know the Raven start every season three and one. I mean, it feels like it. Okay. That's
Starting point is 00:11:05 what I know. And then what happens? I don't know if anyone in the AFC South is any good. I know the chiefs are okay. Are okay. You call them the best team in football. I said, maybe I said, maybe the best team in the NFL, but something's just a little off. What about the box? I can't put my finger on it. But Taylor, what about the bucks? Three and one. The bucks are good. Baker Mayfield. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:30 He's back. Do you think the Browns regret that? Yeah. The Sean Watson did not play yesterday. Play yesterday. No. I feel like last week, the Browns were okay with letting Baker Mayfield go. And this week, they probably wish they wish to do that every week. A Dishon. Yes, we should do that. A state of regret.
Starting point is 00:11:48 A Cleveland. Yes. A regret meter. Yes. I think this week Cleveland regretted. But last week Cleveland was fine with the show. What's DTR looked not great yesterday? He was getting beat up all day long. Yes. I know the Eagles are good. Another cabboys are good. I know the Lions are good. I don't understand how you know know the Eagles are good. Another cowboys are good. I know the lions are good. I don't understand how you know that the lions are good with the chiefs. You're or maybe bad conference. Got it. I know the Viking should be good. So close to being so good. 49ers are a sport of reckoning NFL. Yeah. The nine is 49ers are very good. Yeah. Yeah. Who? Baker? Kirk cousins? Yeah, Kirk cousins. You have
Starting point is 00:12:27 to wait for my rankings. He played his way out of the first ballot yesterday, unfortunately. Did he really? Even in a win. Yeah. We're also awesome. Played his way back in. We'll talk to Lucy is here. It's very exciting. We have Billy's big board bats. I don't know. What were you last week, Billy? Last week, well, don't worry about last week. Why? Last week I went one and two, but there's, it was, don't worry about that. Okay. Because I had, I had a team of plus two and then there was a late field goal that they had no business making. Don't worry about last week. All right. We have a four days top five.
Starting point is 00:13:18 We have top five quarterbacks through week four, send us stuff and Lucy or goosey. So we have a lot to get to here. Oh, God bless. He's into the stuff, and Lucy or Goosey. So we have a lot to get to here. Oh God bless. My favorite is your stuff. He's into the stuff. So what's that, you stuff, no? Lord has in me so much stuff. I'm so jealous.
Starting point is 00:13:32 All the stuff, really? Yeah, I got a cool water bottle and a nice hat, and a penny, and a belt bag, and so much more. Lucy, now we're having a conversation before this show. And I think that this is the way that this segment should work because Lucy, I don't know if you caught it. So you were telling us to got all the stuff that you got, and this is not send us stuff yet.
Starting point is 00:13:50 So we're got to that. But I don't know if you caught it. So you were telling us to got all the stuff that you got from Florida. And he was jealous of all the stuff that you were getting. And he was like, why would you bring some of that stuff, maybe my wife wants some. We're like, no, no, this was sent for Lucy.
Starting point is 00:14:03 So maybe I think- I thought it was sent us stuff, not sent Lucy stuff. What is it now? send Lucy stuff. Well, I'm insanely jealous. This is what I'm thinking. I think the segment should be send Billy and Lucy stuff. And then we'll send it to Mike. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Thanks. If he wants it always there for me. Yeah. Yeah. I do. Every nice. Good segment. Yeah. I do every nice. Yeah. I know you do. Oh God. College football.
Starting point is 00:14:27 What? We'll get to Lucy Goosey here. And just a second Billy has new cards. This is very. Oh yeah. I don't think anything excites Billy more than the Monday morning God bless football show. I don't know why we can't excite me more spending time with my family excites me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Sorry, my bad. But this is a close second, right? Sure. Why'd you make me feel bad? I know. You, sorry, my bad. But this is a close second, right? Sure. Why'd you make me feel bad there? I don't know. You really? I think it was no fun.
Starting point is 00:14:49 There was no reason for him to say that. There's a little bit of a cheap shy. It was. I mean, I joined football more than I enjoy my family, but that's just me. Same. Right. Really?
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yes. I agreed. Yeah, I wasn't visiting my family this weekend. I joined the football more and it was I. Well, that's really tough to do. But it on the pole. Who does that? What do you enjoy more football time or family time?
Starting point is 00:15:15 Hmm. I think football time. Football time. Um, what'd you, what stood out for you with, uh, with the college football slate? It was, it was a fun weekend in college football. It really was. It felt like kind of a come down after the week before just with so many ranked matchups but we saw a lot of really close games Georgia does not look the way we expect to look Auburn like had their way was so close there's this is the first time I've watched Georgia
Starting point is 00:15:40 and felt like they weren't a dominant team that it was was not clear that they were better than Auburn was. And Auburn's, they're not bad, but they're not great. Peyton Thorne wasn't very good at Michigan State, but he had his way with the Georgia defense. Their offensive coordinator refuses to throw the ball to their best player, Titan Brock Bowers. Right. The bad thing about this though is although Georgia did not look as good, they are so gonna coast to the rest of the season.
Starting point is 00:16:03 They will go undefeated and they will most likely win the national championship. I mean, that game at Harvard is always, it's a dangerous place to play. It's really tough. And this is not the Auburn team from last year, the year before. They brought in a lot of transfers. They have a new head coach, but Georgia is not light years ahead of everyone else. Like it has been the last two years. And it feels like we're in this wild fund state where we're at week five and it's wide open
Starting point is 00:16:25 in the college football world. The SEC doesn't feel that strong. We don't know how good Ohio state really is. Maybe Penn State's a problem. Georgia's not as good. Like it's, it's really fun. They play Kentucky next week. So, but you're still insisting here because Georgia has not looked right the entire season. You're right. I said last week on our main show that something's off in Athens. And you were right. I know. A hundred percent. But they have Kentucky, they have Missouri,
Starting point is 00:16:51 they have Mississippi, and they still have Tennessee. So there are some tough games. For a team that's not looking right and saying, you know. I do think they have tough games, but this Georgia team has the very much the vibe of like, oh, okay, we might, we might keep it close against Mizzou. We might keep it close against them, but blow Tennessee out.
Starting point is 00:17:07 It's one of those weird teams where you're like, they're gonna beat the teams they should by a little by a lot and then vice versa. Mm. You enjoy the Colorado game? I had USC and so I did not enjoy it. USC, you might have swung two. That was pretty was pretty tough for me felt like a lock it half. It's your day.
Starting point is 00:17:29 It was not. I think it's a it's a really good example of of one how open the pack 12 is because although USC is probably the most talented team in that conference their defense is very, very bad. Jess and I were talking about it earlier today this afternoon and well done. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm learning earlier this afternoon. And thank you. Thank you. I'm learning earlier this afternoon, right? And we talked about how well you would have been saved with earlier today.
Starting point is 00:17:51 You're fine. No, it's fine with the afternoon. I've been taught you hard on that. I thought too hard. But at least you're thinking at this time of the afternoon. Yeah. And it's so late in the afternoon. It's so late in the afternoon.
Starting point is 00:18:03 It's really, really thinking. Oh my god. Almost well late in the afternoon's so early the after you three thinking here. Oh my god almost well late in the Aston. Laila clock. Yeah. Yeah. But we were talking about USC's defense and how Lincoln Riley's been ahead coach for several years now and it feels like we've never seen him coach a team with a good defense in this USC team is following that rule as well. They cannot defend worth shit. They are not good at all. And so they're just going to score a lot more points than you do, because we're in this world where if your team
Starting point is 00:18:30 is very good at defense, it doesn't score points. It's really funny, and people will notice and pay attention to that. But if you put a lot of points on the board, no one's going to get that mad at you. Right. And that's what USC is. So I'm really excited to see them really get
Starting point is 00:18:40 into this Pact 12 state, or a slate with Utah, and Oregon state, and Washington state, a really, really strong conference this packed 12 state or slate with Utah and Oregon state and Washington state a really, really strong conference this year. This USC team will falter at least once, if not twice, if not more. I mean, they still have a look at their schedule Notre Dame. That's going to be a tough game. That's at Notre Dame. They still take on Utah.
Starting point is 00:18:59 They take on Oregon at Oregon. That's going to be a tough game. I said USC would make it to the playoffs before the season just because of Caleb Williams. Like if he has to outscore everyone, he will outscore everyone. It's wild because the two best quarterbacks in college football right now. Caleb Williams and Drake May both have terrible defenses. It's that you're we're not going to see. I don't think either of those team have a shot at making the playoff, definitely not UNC. It's one of those things where it's so lopsided for that offense. Caleb Williams is insane, but like that defense was tacked like a year ago.
Starting point is 00:19:29 They were tackling each other. They were tackling each other. They are like ridiculously bad. Are you ready for Lucy or Goosey? We're going to do that here. Yeah, I was thinking, well, what you want to do? Well, I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:42 I don't know if we're going to still talk about things. You know, we'll miss storm the field. Obviously he felt about that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. We're gonna still talk about things. You know, we'll miss storm the field. I'll go ahead. How did he feel about that? Yeah, I'm sorry, belly. I understand the argument with the like, we have to stop storming the field. People are gonna get hurt. I totally get it.
Starting point is 00:19:54 That's valid point. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm a person where I'm like, look, I understand that, but like storming the field is a fun, core memory in college. I'm never gonna get mad when someone storms the field. Wait, how many times you storm the field? Restorm the fields three or four times.
Starting point is 00:20:09 What? Yeah, I will always win one wildly big game at home. So my freshman year we beat number three Michigan on a last second field goal, we storm the field. My sophomore year we beat Ohio State. We like killed almost like 55 to like 27. We've never scored 55 points. Wow. And we have it since. That is worth storming the field for yes because normally you're
Starting point is 00:20:30 storming the field after a nine six. Victor. Yeah, that's normally how it goes. That was Michigan. And then we stormed the field against undefeated Minnesota. That one wasn't this one. That one was like okay. You can't storm the field against Minnesota. Yeah, you can't. But we did it. And it was like all right. Like I was on the field for that. You're acknowledging, you can't, but we did it. And then it was like, all right. Like I was on the field for every night. Well, you're acknowledging that you can't, you know that, right? No, no, no. You know how she were doing it, right?
Starting point is 00:20:49 I was working as media for that game. So I was on the field in front of the student section. I mean, like, guys, should we do this? Yeah. You guys really think that's a good idea? I was like, you know what? I'm just going to get out of the way. Yeah, you need to get out or go to the middle of the field.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Because you're going to get trampled. I would go. My freshman year, I got trampled. Oh my god And so I like went down my friends are gone. I was like so this is it. I'm gonna die and then the next thing I noticed I know a football player is picking me up and like carrying me like I got you Very nice. I don't know wait what it was? It was a while, because he just dropped me, he just picked me up, dropped me down, and walked away, my unspoken. Time out. Wow.
Starting point is 00:21:29 He sensed that there was gonna be a problem for you. Well, I think he might have almost stepped on me or something, and so he was a large guy. He had to be a lineman, and so he scooped me up. Right. And was like, I got you, dropped me off, and then he had to run to the locker room. Wow.
Starting point is 00:21:44 He saved my life. Amazing. What was it? Not all heroes wear capes. Exactly. This was Iowa, Michigan in 2016. So if you played football for the University of Iowa in 2016 and you picked somebody up on the field, that was me.
Starting point is 00:21:54 But still, you have no idea like who it was. No. He was like, he picks me up. What? And was gone. Wow. Huh. That would be the, if the three field stormings,
Starting point is 00:22:04 and if you had to die in one, that would be the one, right? Yeah. That one was tough. The Minnesota one. Minnesota, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,
Starting point is 00:22:13 I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I can't remember if it was the Michigan one that year, but someone ripped, or they didn't rip it, but someone stole our quarterback's helmet. Oh. And they wore it out to the bars. That's the thing about those when you steal something, you can't really like flaunt it, right?
Starting point is 00:22:31 Oh, they flaunted it. But like, remember when Tennessee was a Tennessee that beat Alabama, I think it was Alabama where they took out the field goalposts and they were walking around with the broken field goalposts. Like, you can't just walk around with that. Well, you can. It's college football. Yeah. So college football is all about, Billy. I mean, I suppose you rip out the goalposts. You walk walk around with that. Well, you can. It's college football. So college football's all about, Billy.
Starting point is 00:22:45 I mean, I suppose you rip out the goalposts, you walk around town with them. Well, they threw that in a lake, didn't they? They threw one in a lake and then a frat got the other one and saw it and was giving pieces of it out to people. Yeah. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:22:58 If you steal the goalpost, you got to hide the goalpost. What do you have to hide a goalpost? I'd be afraid of getting arrested, honestly, for having these things. Like, if I had the quarterbacks helmet, I'd be like, yeah, this is gonna be a problem for me. Like let me not show people that I have this. They, I don't think they got arrested.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I don't think they got in trouble. They did give it back. I believe they gave it back, but they took the helmet and they were like wearing it downtown. Huh. Mad respect. Who was the Iowa quarterback? CJ Bethered.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Really? Wow. Really? Would you storm the field now or the port now? Are you thinking? I would never. No. I, one, I would need to score points for me to do that.
Starting point is 00:23:32 So I'm not. But I'm saying, do you guys believe that there's like an age thing? It should just be like college people or if you're in the game and you're feeling you'll get on the field? I don't think it should be an age thing, but for me at this point, I've almost died once.
Starting point is 00:23:44 I had it three times in college and it was special. Right. Two out of the three times. But that angel came out of nowhere. Yeah, it's someone saved my life. So maybe that was a sign I shouldn't do it. Did you see the angel's face? No.
Starting point is 00:23:55 It was like a very quick Europe. I got you. I got you and he was gone. Wow. This was 2016. I think we should have every lineman on the Iowa 2016 team until we figure out because that person's going to remember doing that for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who almost died. Yeah. I mean, you just pick up a one if you see bodies on the floor,
Starting point is 00:24:17 you've got to pick it up and keep it moving. That's your role. I was sure it wasn't a Michigan lineman. No, it was definitely Iowa. Michigan got off the field really, really fast. Wow. Billy, I do think there's an age limit. Like I feel like only college kids should be storming the field. So I never storm the field in college. If my team were to have an opportunity,
Starting point is 00:24:38 I don't think I'm past that. I don't think I'd be able to. I think it should only be if you're in college. I do. I don't think it's like, I think if you it should only be if you're in college. I do. I don't think it's like, I think if you're young, I think it's fun and you should do it. I think the college kids should be the first out there. If you want to like trickle down at the end,
Starting point is 00:24:53 get your little picture. Yeah. Experience the moment of being on your field. Well, there's always the schools where someone gets stuck in the bushes because they try to jump and they can't get out of it. Yeah. Oh, my student got dashed by an LSU player this one.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Yeah. They're stuck on the fence. Yeah. Yeah. Like a super wedgie. They flip forward a whole thing. Yeah. Lucy, you're a goosey. And I.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Things have got a heated here. They have in the commercial break. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. So like UM famously played at the Orange Bowl forever, right? So the last year at the Orange Bowl, FIU also played there because they were redoing their football stadium, but it was obviously much smaller crowd. So it was like, you know, they were in the middle of a coming off of a completely defeated season. And then they were like, oh, and 10 headed into the last game of the season. So they're looking at like 22 straight losses or something, right? It's like very bleak times. And then they win that last game.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Mario Crystal Ball is the coach. He's on the sideline. So then like everybody's lining up. And when I say everybody, I mean like 250 people are lining up to storm the fields. And then like eight security guards are like, no. And then everyone's like, okay, we won't do that. And that was it.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That was the chance. Eight security guards in the last college football game played at the Orange Fold. This was after UM lost by like 40 something points in their last game. It's like the last actual college game at the Orange Fold. FIU won, they snapped like a 22 game losing streak. And there was like 300 of us ready to go on the field and they're like, not gonna happen.
Starting point is 00:26:38 So if there were 3000, you would have stormed the field. These year on. I was ready to go. I was ready to go. But then also I was like, yeah, just worth going to jail over, like I don't know. My whole life is basically like, that's the question. That's my whole question. Is this worth going to jail over? Every single decision I make is not a bad judgment.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah. Yeah. It's been okay. It's a good strategy. Mike, Mike, this had a great example of a game that we should have rushed the field that you said to guys that that we should have rushed the field that you said to guys that you absolutely should not rush the field. I think it was a 2009 little Seasers Bowl. Is that why you did that? If I use first bowl game. I use first bowl game.
Starting point is 00:27:12 T.Y. Hilton dominates. Right. Then when our first bowl game is. And a hook and ladder play as a whole. The hook and ladder. Yeah. Oh, never.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Oh, such a good game. Lucy, at the end of the game, the whole because it was sponsored by little Seasers at the end of the game when they won it was their first bowl game. Their first win. They came from behind and they won it on such a good game. Lucy, at the end of the game, the whole because it was sponsored by little seasors at the end of the game when they won. It was their first ball game, their first win. They came from behind and they won it on like a trick play, then they kick a field go to win, and then everybody's celebrating and no live. They're like jumping up and down in the circle, like with their hands in and with their chanting is hot and ready.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Yeah. Because it's little seasors ball. Yeah, it's so great. Yeah, but you can't storm the field for a ball game. Oh, you had to. It was in Detroit. It wasn't in Detroit. It was in Detroit, December 28th,
Starting point is 00:27:47 like people were missing things giving or Christmas and New Year's to go to this game. Storming the field should be reserved for like the greatest upsets of all time. Like it's not. I mean, for FIU, that is. Yeah, I'm in here.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I didn't play Toledo. I can Toledo Rockets. I keep thinking about that season that they beat Louisville that year. I'm confusing them, but I do think they beat Toledo. They had, that was the year. Toledo was like their nemesis for like three years in the end. They beat UCU games. they beat Louisville that year. I'm confusing them, but I do think they beat Toledo. They had that was the year. Toledo was like their nemesis for like three years.
Starting point is 00:28:06 They beat UCLV. They beat Louisville. Like, oh, they had a chance. They were others receiving votes for one week. I was so excited. They were eight and four, I think, when the season ended. Yeah. You can't storm the field for eight and four to little Caesars ball win.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I think it may have even gotten down to like seven and five or six and six. It was like they just became bulls anyway. Are we talking about Lucy Goosey? Oh, yeah, it's right. I'm just trying to get to it. Send this stuff. We have Lucy or Goosey. Yeah, Mikey. Where do you stand on storm in the field? Real quick because you had something to say there. I saw it. Well, look at me. You think I'm ever gonna storm the field. I'm not getting down all thinking about as. How many steps to get back up? No, I'm done. You're throwing blocks though.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I would follow you. That's that's what I know. No, yeah. I'll get you. I'll get you to the field. I'll get you there. All right. Lucy or Goosey Todd.
Starting point is 00:28:56 This is very exciting because Billy has printed out new cards for you. You're excited for these. This is nice paper. Have you seen them yet? It's thick. No, I have. Okay. It's card stock. It's really nice. Yeah. You're so proud of yourself. I nice paper. How you seeing them yet? It's thick, no. I have a look. It's card stock.
Starting point is 00:29:05 It's really nice. Yeah. You're so proud of yourself. I had to go look at a special drawer to find the card stock. Well, because my thinking was if I get an actually to paper, it becomes like flimsy and not the best. Yeah, yeah. What I wanted to do was put it on paddles,
Starting point is 00:29:16 but we don't have paddles, so. Got it. We could just like glue them on. We can. Yeah, well, the thing is the paddles. I could have taped on like a Popsicle sticks or something. Maybe for next week arts and craft Friday. We have phone launcher. No, no, Jesus. No, I mean, what do we have to do?
Starting point is 00:29:30 I don't know. Okay, you've given up on the phone. Well, I mean, I was doing this. All right, sorry. I'll work. Yeah, exactly. And your big board and your back. Well, yeah, then people sent us stuff. We had to organize that. That's a lot to do. Exactly. You're not doing stuff, right? You do. You have stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:51 You don't need more. Plenty of stuff. You're just not any Florida stuff. Just none that fits. Yeah. Anyway, here we go. Listen to my stuff. I do buy stuff.
Starting point is 00:30:00 I'm very good at that. Mikey. I mean, my wife's very good at that. I mean, I don't I don't ask for anything. All right, Lucy or Goosey, are you ready? Now, listen, I know certain teams, you're Lucy on, like I don't need to ask you the same teams. I just base these off of what happened this past weekend and who's coming up this weekend,
Starting point is 00:30:16 okay? So we will start here with a team that I don't think many people thought would be undefined. Well, the schedule was easy, but they are undefined nonetheless. So Lucy or Goosey, Kentucky, the Kentucky Wildcats, they're undefined. Okay, so Mark Stoops, I, oh guy, you have to root for him, but I'm not, they don't, they haven't played anybody. I'm going Goosey. This Florida team, also, I really like this. This Florida team, although they are one of my favorite teams now because of the stuff they sent me. Send us stuff.
Starting point is 00:30:47 It's not the best lipist test for how your season is going to go. Grand Merce is a really erratic quarterback. Kentucky is consistently at this point where I expect them to go eight and four every year. And I think they're happy with that. And that's what I expect this year as well. I mean, I know the SEC isn't as strong as it it once has been, but Kentucky still has to play Georgia like Missouri is pretty solid. I can't like fully buy in, but eight and four hell, I'll even go nine and three. Wow. I like the idea of being content with eight and four every year. You know who you are,
Starting point is 00:31:19 you know, this is just what we got to get to. Yeah't be too disappointed seems easy. Yeah, it's a guy Who just can talk you have a next week trying to Look it up here. Hmm. If only my computer was that goose from Maverick. Yeah, that is yeah, that's goose from That is goose from top gun from top gun. That is from top gun. That is from top gun. That is from top gun. That is from top gun.
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Starting point is 00:32:07 Not happening. That'll balance it. What are the four? You just said something's a little off in Georgia. I mean, Georgia will, Georgia will win. Okay. Oregon State is undefeated. They had a big win on Thursday night. I think you like this team. I think you're Lucy on this team. But Lucy, you're Goosey, the Oregon State bevers, the Oregon State beavers. So Oregon State actually does have a loss to Washington State. But it's a really, it was a good loss. It was a competitive game. We're going to state the heck out of you. No one watches Boler. Good loss. Yeah. Who was my pick for Pack 12 champion? This
Starting point is 00:32:41 Oregon State team is really, really good. I love the way Jonathan Smith has built this program. He's done it the Oregon State way, which is just like, hey, we know we can't recruit that well. We just need to find guys that fit into our system. They don't need to be the most talented. They just need to accomplish what we want to accomplish. DJ Ui Younglai, he's not the quarterback. We thought he was going to be at Clemson, but he's fine.
Starting point is 00:33:00 He's sufficient. He gets the job done. Oregon State's an incredibly well-rounded team. And I'm really, I hope they do well this season. They, it's really sad what's happening to them. But like, Organcated's actually like a solid good football team. They won nine games last year. I can see them doing that again, getting up to 10 wins.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Like, just as tough with the Pac-12 being such a competitive lead this year because it's already starting to cannibalize itself. So they will have another loss in there somewhere, but they're very, very good. All right, let's go to, I believe this team is undefeated Louisville. Lucy or Goosey on Louisville. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go Goosey when we're starting with Louisville. This is a, they, they changed their head coach this year. They went to Jeff Brahms, who is a Louisville guy. And so they're leaving Scott Satterfield behind. And he was kind of the weirdest coach in Louisville history.
Starting point is 00:33:45 If he asked me, I'll tell you obviously Bobby Petrino. In this sense that he was actively looking for other jobs the entire time he was there and he didn't really build much foundation. They'd be density state this weekend and he state is not very good. Brennan Armstrong is pretty disappointing. Jack Plummer was with Jeff Brahman at Purdue. There are a lot of chances to win, but I don't think they're a particularly great team. I think they're sort of middle of the pack.
Starting point is 00:34:08 The ACC will regulate itself as every conference is done. Because right now, week five is always such a weird place to be because so many teams have played really tough schedules up to this point, but there are also a ton of teams who have yet to play anybody. It still may not play anybody for a couple of weeks. So I'm not gonna like confidently say
Starting point is 00:34:23 that Louisville is Lucy, especially when they have some growing pains. You have a new head coach, a new quarterback. It's just going to take some time. Well, they have Duke Miami and Kentucky who are all ranked still. That's tough. That's tough. No, Dan as well.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Yeah. Yeah. It'll come back together. All right. Marilyn also undefeated in the ACC. I like this team. They have a good offense. I really do. I think this team is pretty good
Starting point is 00:34:46 Lucy your goosey on the Maryland Terrapins. I'm gonna hold up both Lucy and Really? Wow I love the Lucille booth on this one. I'm gonna hold up both because Maryland in September is always something a little different than Maryland in November or October. They're a very like They are a very good offensive team. They have a great quarterback. One of the most underrated quarterbacks in football. Right now they play Ohio State this weekend.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I wouldn't be surprised to see them keep it within two scores against Ohio State. I think that's manageable. Okay. I don't think they have the talent that's going to make them competitive in the big team. 10 East when you have, all right, you're going to have to face Ohio State, Michigan, and Penn State every year, which is just absolutely brutal. I like this Maryland team. I think they could get up to nine wins. I'm not going to say that they'll beat Ohio State this weekend. Okay. That's fair. Missouri is undefeated. They take on
Starting point is 00:35:37 LSU this weekend. They're five in O Missouri, LSU tough loss over the weekend. Missouri, Lucy or Goosey. This is also. It's a tough one. This is also one I want to hold up both for, but I'm feeling kind of wild. I'm feeling a little crazy. I think we're going to go Lucy. Wow.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Wow. Wow. Not that I buy into Eli Drinkwood's whatsoever, but this Missouri team has shown they're really gritty. They could have lost that game against Kansas State. They won on the 61 yard field goal. I think the reason why I'm Lucy on this team may not necessarily be what Mizzou has to offer more that,
Starting point is 00:36:10 all right, this is a wide open year in the SEC unlike any year before, especially in the SEC East, where yes, Georgia is there and they are very talented, but they're not as strong as they once have been. This feels like a year where Mizzou could be competitive. They have maybe one of the best wide receivers in the country. I really like this Mizzou team. Ten wins is I think the ceiling. What are you smirking it? Because I'm looking at the clock and I want
Starting point is 00:36:34 to just throw things on the table that we were sent. All right. Last one though. Oklahoma Lucy or Goosey. Do it while she's doing this. They take on taxes. I'm just quickly Lucy or Goosey on this. They take on Texas. I think just quickly losing your goosey on this. They take on Texas. I think we go goosey because I'm really high on Texas. Oklahoma gave up, I believe over 20 points. I was state this weekend and they are a very, very bad team. I think Oklahoma hasn't really played a ton of competition yet, but they are looking better than they did last year and their defense looks a lot better than they normally
Starting point is 00:37:00 have. But I'm really high on Texas. Excellent. Ready to send Lucy? Yes, but what do get one? Ready? Send us stuff. What is that? We got some coffee this time.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Yeah, it's from Iowa. Wake up Iowa. Wake up Iowa. Yeah. That was a brick or cocaine. I would someone mail us that. I don't know. Yeah, so thank you to Jared Mitchell who sent us some coffee from Iowa.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Oh, it's Iowa City. Yeah, it's from Iowa City. It's from Iowa City. Yeah, so we got some coffee. We also got some drinks of some kind, but I'm really? Yeah, but we have sponsor. Why are you saying it right there?
Starting point is 00:37:29 Well, because we have sponsors, and I don't want to get in trouble, but yeah, they sent us some drinks over here. So, yeah, if you want to, I don't know our address, figure it out and send this stuff. Me and Lucy, that's two guts. Yeah, three people sent us stuff. No, we got three boxes from the same guy, Jarrett.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Yeah, he sent two Billy and Lucy. It actually literally said that on the on the name. Yeah, well, thank you. Yeah, go to hell Jared. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
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Starting point is 00:38:09 I'll tell you by ignore brought you by anyone yet. Well, there is talk before this. That might what Mike Fletters might be the sponsor. He was offering a dollar sponsor. So we have to maybe see what that leads to. But it maybe brought you by Mike Fletters next week. I'll have the $2 about that. Okay. Well, no one engaged in a bidding war. Now, friends, we have a bidding war.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Yes, we do. And this is how you engage sponsors. The meat company that sent us meat the first time, actually reached out to me and asked me, they could sponsor, so did a hack company. Right. And I was like, I don't know how this works. I just come up with the segments. You have to talk with the sales people.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Right, call sales. Exactly, right. Did you send them to someone I just come up with the segments. You have to talk with the sales people. Right, call sales. Exactly, right. Did you send them to someone at sales? I mean, no. No. So you just, it just died right there with you. Well, here's the thing also is if we have a sponsor
Starting point is 00:38:53 then will people stop sending us stuff, you know what I mean? It's a good point. Well, that's a different segment. Exactly, send us stuff is not sponsored. How about this? Here's a segment we haven't discussed yet that we can just touch on very briefly. Very briefly.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Hey, I mean. Very briefly, I mean, not me very briefly. Here's the game young Richardson Stroud week number four Right now. He just I was running away with it. He's three and L. I feel like this may be the first week that we could have someone else receiving votes Really? Yeah, you don't think Anthony Richardson could get votes who led his team back? I mean, they lost the game, but they were down they were down down big in the first half going into the sun and he doesn't play defense. I know, but he's still running the ball too much. Like he was warned Trevor Lawrence told them like, Hey, it's the NFL. Stop doing it.
Starting point is 00:39:33 And all he does is run the ball. I mean, he's getting hit. He's getting hit. Okay. So I'm just going to put down CJ's draw. Then four O for CJ's draw at the moment. Yeah, he's I think I think it's. Well, I think it's a lot of it.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Yeah. Wow. I need to be fair for the only two games that coach Mawn Gardner mentioned was quarterback. Good boy. Yeah. Listen, if Richardson gets the ball in overtime, the Rams did not want Richardson to have the ball in overtime. That's true. That's true. That's true. But in the first half, I was thinking the same thing. The culture better with Gardner, Minshiew. And then the second half, I regretted thinking what I thought in the first half, like, but happens. The NFL things happen quickly. Who can a cool great, huh? Yeah. Yeah. That's all. I don't think we even have to go out and you do grid to that. Yeah. Oh, Mikey, the Jets. No more Jets talk. We have things
Starting point is 00:40:22 that we need to get to. Yeah, we did that already. We have things to get to. Fire it up about the Jets this morning. Yeah, we did that already. We have a toss like two full seconds. Exactly right. Tennessee did what Tennessee does. I can't figure that team out. I'm telling you, we will find a cure for cancer before we figure out the Tennessee Titans. What is that? We're not talking about Tennessee. I just know I'm just giving NFL thoughts of bouncing around on a Monday morning. The only thing.
Starting point is 00:40:42 I'm talking about that game is the bangles. Exactly. Mikey A. Oh, Joe. Joe Burrow. Talk about that game is the bangles. Exactly. Mikey A. Joe Burrow. Oh, Joe Burrow. But that's not Joe Burrow. Who is that? Wait, what is that mean?
Starting point is 00:40:51 I've never seen that man before. The same Joe Burrow that Stu got declared the best quarterback in the NFL. How about this? How about Jamar Chase? Huh? A little controversy there. I'm always open. Yeah, where they's like, well, maybe you don't have enough time to get open.
Starting point is 00:41:04 He's like, I'm always open. Yeah. I like it. Just just like controversy. Yep. That's what losing will do to you. Mikey and I have witnessed it for 40 years. Here we go, Chats again. All right. Anyway, Billy's big board bets. What do you want to do first here? We have a top five quarterbacks through week four. That's mine. Yeah. Mike Fletus is a top five. And you have your abilities, big board bed sponsored by the like, let's go to Mike Fuentes is top five quarter or top five list. Okay. Quarterbacks of students. Yeah, yeah. Okay. What is your top five?
Starting point is 00:41:33 This is the top five frauds through four weeks. I like the NFL. I mean, I could tell you number one. You're no number one. I'm fired up by number one. We're going to start at number five. And that's going to be the 10th Bay Bucks. Really? They have one loss. That one to the Eagles with Chari. Okay team. The Vikings and Bears and Saints are their wins. The Eagles are an okay team. Yeah they're okay. And number four Jordan Love. We gotta be fast. We gotta be fast. We gotta go on on here. He's okay. Jordan love. Yeah. Jordan love.
Starting point is 00:42:05 His stats are way better than he is. You watch those games. He does not look that great. Okay. But the stats tell a lie. Number three, the Philadelphia Eagles. That's why before he said the Eagles are okay team because they're on his list. If you go to overtime against commanders, you're not that great.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Well, just because of that. Yeah, they have six wins on the season. The teams they've played are terrible. Okay. Wow. Number two, the Dallas Cowboys. Wait a second. Holy week four. Yeah. Six with the season.
Starting point is 00:42:29 No, no, no, their teams they've played against have six wins. So it's a combined six win. That's got it. So now we're on to the Dallas Cowboys. And number two, I'm going to be too fast. But I appreciate that you want to get this done, but we're going to see the clock here. We have seven minutes, seven minutes and 30 seconds. Five takes a minute.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Yeah, like just Billy saying Billy's big board bets or whatever takes at least 90 seconds. Thank you. I didn't even say it right. It takes at least 90 seconds. Billy's bets big board. I can take your top slow down. Okay, we'll do this.
Starting point is 00:42:55 We'll do this. Number two, the Dallas Cowboys. That's correct. Now the Dallas Cowboys, they only have the combined wins of all their opponents is four wins. And one of those wins is against them, which is their zone of carinals. They haven't played anybody with more than two wins on the season. And next game they play the 49ers, they will be exposed.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Well, I mean, they're four weeks in. They haven't played anyone with more than two wins. And it'll be three weeks of a lot of teams. If you play two teams, they'll play two teams or three and one. That's already six. You don't have to use the schedule. Yeah, you know, but they're frauds. But you can't.
Starting point is 00:43:23 They play the Giants of the Jets. You can't, you can't. Okay. That's his list. That's have four. You don't have to schedule. Yeah, you know, but they're frauds. But you can't. They play the giants of the jetty. You can't, you can't. Okay. That's his list. That's his list. You're right. I'm sorry. They played the carnals, the giants. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Last night, they played the Patriots, which are also one and three. Jets. Okay, there you go. Okay. Yes. Fraud number two. And number one, the big fraud, the big fraud of the weekend, big fraud for the past few weeks is Vic Fraudio. Oh, there it is.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Wow. He got exposed yesterday. Oh, there it is. Wow. He got exposed yesterday. So, yesterday. So bad. You saw it on week one. Chargers ran for like 300 yards on them. It's just stale. Stale game the win.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Yeah. You know, that guy. Then yesterday, whoof, yesterday. Oh, co-hoo. What a day to forget. Oh, career to forget if he asked me. Ho, he was terrible. He was so bad.
Starting point is 00:44:05 And then they just leave him on an island out there against digs. Dig scores three touchdowns out. It's leaving out there. It'd be fine. Yeah. Xavier and Howard having a cup of coffee on the side of the field. A cup of coffee. Really? That's my point is a stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:16 That's my wow. Was he actually having a cup of coffee on the other side of the I didn't hear his name all day. It'd be so great if he did set Set up shop, just sipping his press. Oh, the other side of the video. I bought a coffee machine last week, and I don't know if I want to keep it. Well, my wife's like, you can return it.
Starting point is 00:44:33 It's been long enough, but it's already made like three coffees. So why, what's going on to this coffee? Because when it's right there, it's hard not to drink a lot of coffee. She tells me that it's a little watery. It's a little watered down so she doesn't like it. And for me, it's like, you want to know the problem that I'm actually having with it,
Starting point is 00:44:48 is that I cannot sit down for like three minutes to actually drink the coffee. So like, I will make it and then I'll put in like the cream and I'll put in the sugar and then I'll like start drinking it and then something will happen in my house that I need to tend to. So then I go and do that and then I'll come back and then I take another, yeah, Mikey's rubbing it in my face drinking his coffee.
Starting point is 00:45:06 That's something else will happen. I'm just constantly on the movement by the time I sit down it's cold and I'm like yeah why did I buy this? Send us a coffee machine. Oh actually yeah, we send us some coffee. I mean this wouldn't work in this coffee machine because well you have the coffee now you need the machine send us stuff. It's not a cake cup but I'm not going to say what kind of coffee machine is.
Starting point is 00:45:22 The entire time Billy was talking there, I just kept imagining. Hey, guys, we need to get back on track. You're right. I'm at an espresso bar on the other side of the field. Gabe Davis is there with him. I mean, Gabe Davis is like, is he good? Is he not? Never know. I mean, we'll never know.
Starting point is 00:45:39 And it touched down yesterday. Chris is weird. We're here for the NFL. I'm here. We're Christmas every week. When we talk about the bills and how they're good or whatever, he really does not like Gabe Davis. Like as much as he doesn't back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the
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Starting point is 00:45:55 first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the
Starting point is 00:46:03 first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the first round. I'm gonna have to go back to the Jets week one and it's taking it out of the rest of the NFL. Yeah, he is not messing around. What's your top five? Okay, top five quarterbacks through week four. Wow. Three week four. Number five, this is a constantly changing top five. This is a big week no, O.L.I. is for anyone.
Starting point is 00:46:16 We all stuck to five. How about that? I got five for you. We're on time here. Number five. Baker Mayfields. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Did you have an O.L.LI not that you didn't do? OK. Good. He's three and one. He's having a season. I think seven touchdowns, two interceptions. Baker may field. Number five.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Number four. Someone we discussed earlier, Billy. CJ Stroud. Wow. Is this his first time on the list? I mean, yes, first time on the list. Yep. He is crept his way into the list at number four.
Starting point is 00:46:47 They're two and two. They're a good team. No one expected anything from this team. CJ Shroud is a really good quarterback. Number three. Is to a couple steps back for two of this week. Yeah, was he number one last week?
Starting point is 00:47:03 I will know. No, it was a step. Number two. Yeah, it was number two. Yeah, one step back. And then two of steps back for two of this week. Yeah, was he number one last week? I will now. No, he was a step back. He was number two up. Yeah, he was number two up. Yeah, one step back. And then he took two of steps back. That's because someone else, number one, had to take a step back to number two.
Starting point is 00:47:12 One step forward to a step back. How about the Texans, huh, with CJ Stroud? What about him? I mean, so they had to Sean Watson and he was a great quarterback and then he didn't play for an entire season and they trade him and like last year was kind of like a bridge year.
Starting point is 00:47:24 And they get CJ Stroud and CJ Str shot has been great. So they got the right guy. Yeah. Yes. Seems like it. They got the right guy. Chris Sims was on with us last week. I'm not going to play the sound for you. It's a long, but he was on last week. And he raved about CJ strad. I've never seen Sims react to a rookie quarterback. Like he did when I asked him about CJ. Well, Zach Wilson. He's all over the place. I was at hitter miss. If it's in pipe pipe you write on Zach most of you might have the last half Chris. Sims. Number two, Kirk cousins.
Starting point is 00:47:52 That's high. I mean, he was number one last week. They got their first victory. So the Vikings are creeping back into playoff contention, but it's not Kirk cousins fault. I mean, he is the reason they still have a shot this season. Adam Thielin Revenge game. We didn't even get to that.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Oh, that's right. I forgot. Number one, Josh Allen. Josh. That's quarterback to the NFL the last three weeks for me. All right. So you got to time for Billy's Bet's big board brought to you by. We don't have a sponsor currently,
Starting point is 00:48:21 but we discussed that. We have two minutes to get through three picks here. So last week, I was one and two, bringing me to three, five and one on the season. We got to our level. But these are things that have just happened, you know what I mean? And again, I'm not in the sports gambling state. Now, if I was, these are bets that I may or may not feel strongly enough
Starting point is 00:48:37 to be inclined to place a bet on. So the first one today, Seahawks minus two. Wow. Yeah, they take on the Giants. I feel good about the Seahawks and this Wow. Yeah, they take on the Giants. I feel good about the Seahawks and this one. We should be ready for the Giants though. Why is that?
Starting point is 00:48:49 Well, because your friends with their media relations guy, Pat Hanlin, he loves you. And, you know, we want to try to get Dave's on and try to get Daniel Jones on. And, you know, Hey, Hawks, never lost at MetLife. Daniel Jones, never won on Monday night football. There you go. Something's got to give. All right, my next one is going to be Kenneth Walker,
Starting point is 00:49:06 the third over 80 and a half combined rushing and receiving yards. This one seems like a lock and I can't believe that it's even this low. 80 and a half receiving and rushing yards are Kenneth Walker the third. I'm writing these down. Are you?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Yeah, that was over 80 and a half. Over 80 and a half combined. Receiving and rushing yards. Receiving and rushing. Combined, 80 and a half. That's what I'm telling you. It's very easy. This one. 80 and a half combined receiving and rushing yards receiving and rushing combines 80 and a half That's what I'm telling you. It's very easy this one All right 80 and a half now here's the one that I am not the strongest feeling on again These are ones that maybe I would feel strongly about yeah, I would maybe feel strong about it
Starting point is 00:49:36 Took me a while to find this one. I wasn't sure if I like this one or not But I'm gonna go with Graham. Good. Oh over one and a half field goals in this game. Really? Yeah, I feel like this is gonna be a high scoring affair, high-ish scoring affair. So I feel like the Giants are gonna be trying to put up points. And I feel like Graham Guno's gonna kick two field goals. I don't know that Daniel Jones is going to do it with touchdowns, but I feel like Graham Guno's gonna kick some field goals for us tonight.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Graham Guno is still kicking, huh? But he's only, I don't know. Yes. I think he's had one game of two field goals this year. So this is the one that I'm not feeling that strongly about. But this could be the week that I get back on track if I was in the sports gambling state, which I'm not. You know it.
Starting point is 00:50:10 That was it. God bless, my Paul. you

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