The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Monday Hangover: Preplanned Breakup Songs

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

The guys react to the Chiefs winning Super Bowl LVIII. Stugotz has his Top 5 teams to keep an eye on for next season. While admittedly rooting for Travis and Taylor to last forever, the guys wonder if Taylor has a breakup song already recorded for her new album in the event that something happens between now and the release. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mike Yeh. God bless football Billy Gil. Got this football like you. God bless football Stu guts. Thank you. Left out Mike Fuentes. Wow. Oh wow, I'm in it now.

Yeah. Is that a thing? Is that a thing? Are we doing this now? I don't know. He spent a week with us in Vegas. I feel like at the very least we could throw him a God bless football

every now and again. Maybe just replace him with me then. Yeah. Oh wow. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I didn't go to Vegas. God bless football every now and again. Maybe maybe just replace him with me then. Yeah. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I didn't go to bad.

I just I don't know. I don't know what I'm. I felt that way. It's the Monday after the Super Bowl. Super Bowl Monday. How you feeling America? Super Bowl on a Saturday. Billy, what did you think last night?

What a great game. The first half. First half was a little bit slow. The second half picked up a bit. We got an overtime game. Got some free football, but Patrick Mahomes, he wins his third Super Bowl. So he is right there.

He is Ty with Troy Aikman. He's one behind Joe Montana, Terry Bradshaw, and he is trying to catch Tom Brady, but it was a great game last night It was good starting in the fourth quarter on I think it was pretty it was pretty slow It wasn't the first half. Yeah. Yeah, Taylor two halves. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well plus overtime three was anyone Was anyone else confused by the new overtime rules Tony Roma? I Couldn't figure it. And the 49ers.

And my uncle. Well, I was me. I was confused as we were running out of time that it just rolled over. And then Tony's explaining it to me and then I wasn't sure if Tony knew the rules. So I'm glad they scored because I have no idea what was going to happen in three seconds.

I did not. I was thinking I'm like, the chiefs are awfully casual right now. I was too. I was like could you imagine they just run out of time and the Super Bowl ends like it hits double zeros, but it just rolls over up well according to Tony. I don't know They're starting a new game That's why the referee went out of his way to say we are starting a new football game right now So it just rolls over so it's Super Bowl 59 also. Yeah, well my daughter so why even have a clock? Why even have a clock? It's a good question. All you're gonna do is just keep rolling it over switch the end zones I gotta be honest though. I do like the idea of the clock just ticking down it creates some urgency even though

There's no urgency. It's false urgency Urgency every place should be should be at three seconds. I have a question for you guys. Yes So this is a this is a technicality. I'm going to try to skate on here. I had my Billy's Bets big boards brought to you by. So I have a sponsor. I don't know if we're going to be working on that because I don't know how many more Billy's Bets big boards

are going to be for the rest of the season. But since it's over, if the season ended today, I don't know how many more we'd have. But I picked tails and tails did not win the opening coin toss, but won the second coin toss. And I just said tails would win the coin toss. I think it's implied that it's the first coin toss. If I wanna cook the numbers here,

if you're like, tails did win a coin toss. Technically, I mean. You wanna know the crazy thing? The only one of my BBBBBB bets that I once got, Gatorade color. Really? I nailed it. You did nail it. Purple.

I was thinking about you. That's what happens when you do the research. You know what I mean? It was an educated guess. I saw that by the end, purple was like the overwhelming favorite. And I think everyone just did the exact same thing I did, which was, they won last year.

What color was it? It'll probably be the same color as it was last year, if it's the same team winning again. What happened to your other batch? You did no research or? No, well, I did combine touchdowns, scored jersey numbers over 121 and a half, and it was all low scoring numbers that scored touchdowns.

You needed a Kelsey. I needed a Kelsey, I needed a Kittle. That would have been the best, but it didn't work out. Kelsey and a Kittle? Yeah,, he's cutting it up. Yeah I am proud to say that I had a hundred dollars On if the game will go to over time really yes Well the script said it was gonna be the first double overtime Super Bowl and it almost was by three seconds That would have been something right

Could you imagine if it would have ended up being double overtime for all the script truth throughs out there? It was plus 900. I won 900 bucks in a $100 bet. There you go. Very excited about that. Do you like the new overtime rules? Sure.

I mean, I thought it was pretty cool. I like it. We didn't really get to see it play out because the Niners didn't score a touchdown on the first drive. So it ended up being like a normal overtime that kick a field goal. And then these guys back score a touchdown. I like the old college football overtime rules. They change them where now you have to do like the whole.

I like that. Just give everybody the ball at the 25 and let's go. Yeah. Back and forth. I like this because at least both teams get a chance to. Yeah, no matter what. Get a chance to get the ball unless the defense scores on that first possession. So I don't know. I feel like it's better than what we're doing in the regular season My kids asked me my daughters asked me how does this work? You said I don't know well

No, I gave them the regular season over time rules. I was as confused as Romo is going that play was for the season. Yeah I mean my homes gets the ball back. Tony, it's your job to know that. Well, you know. But in Tony's defense, he was saying that for every play from the fourth quarter on. Every play was.

That's the one he really was. This is for the Super Bowl. It is true. Including the championship games. It's definitely better than the old overtime rule, which is just get the ball, move it 20 yards, kick a field goal game over. Well, I think they made this rule in large part

because of what happened with the Bills and the Chiefs up in Kansas City a couple of years ago, where I think it was the Bills who didn't get a chance to get the ball in overtime. And then they started to make all kinds of changes. What do we do? Always changing the rules for him. Mm-hmm.

How you feeling? You know, a couple of days removed here from Vegas, from your encounter with Josh Yow and I'm exhausted, dude. I mean, Vegas got the best of me. I have surprisingly okay energy today. I don't know how much, how long this is gonna last me, but I'm good now. I mean, it's late in the afternoon, it's five o'clock. So right we made it. Hmm. Yeah job. Thanks, man

We did make it. Yeah, no more games Billy no more games. I have Confession to make what I have nine weeks of paternity you still hmm I think it's time to take a little break and take a little vacation some time with my babies starting tomorrow It's like a real off season. I'm not gonna lose it. I'd be an idiot to lose that. You know, I think I have a year to use it. So I haven't told July.

I don't know how I'm gonna space that out. I have to talk to the bosses, because I'm using that. Billy's gonna come back when the Chiefs come back? I mean. Ooh. Yeah. It'd be great if I just now like take off and then I come back for like, what is it?

Camp. You know what I mean? Yes. Training camp. Training camp, yes. like take off and then I come back for like, what is it, camp? You know what I mean? Yes, training camp. Training camp, yes. But I'm gonna- You gotta show your face at the draft. I'll be at the voluntary one. I'll be there.

I'll be a leader at the voluntary training camp. You know what I mean? No you won't. Then I'll hold out. I'll go like two days, show my face, two little hold out, come back. You know what I mean? I have a question, Billy.

Yeah, go ahead. So when Josh Allen sits down next to you and you know it's's coming the dumb face thing And then juju can't wait to throw you into the bus. Yeah, cuz it's true Stu said he wasn't gonna bring it up unless you did you open the door and then juju I was gonna bring it up. I forgot because I guess I was gonna say I don't think that he didn't bring it up out of like some sort of Did he just forgot I thought that he forgot and I was kind of banking on that that he just get like the big like Blurred like starry-eyed vision where he just like falls in love with the athlete and forgets to ask the question

That's gonna put me in a bad spot and I was looking good But I also knew like for the good of everyone involved It had to come up had to be it had to be asked it had to come up because it was gonna be a giant miss if it didn't come up So I did somewhat open the door for Juju to bury me. Right. But if we're gonna be fair, he started fighting with me first. Yeah. But he was going after me about ketchup and all kinds of things.

It was unnecessary. Why? He was very contentious. He was making judgments about you. Unhinged almost. You know what I mean? I mean, how dare he make judgments about you without even knowing you? I mean.

Who would do that? I like that. I like Josh Allen. He's a good guy. He's cool. He played along nicely. He's very cool. And Billy almost nailed him on the pop star thing.

He did. Yeah. I mean, I think he did nail him because his responses were basically a yes. That was an admission. It was. You know what I should have done? I shouldn't have even like implied it. I should have done. I should I shouldn't have even like

Implied it. I should have just been like so When you really started dating, you know like people were and then just gone right at it like if it was a fact Mm-hmm. I think he's just very friendly and a nice guy with everyone I don't think he remembers us or cares about us in any way if I'm gonna be perfectly. I think you're wrong He'll never forget you Billy. I don't think that he knows who I am or today waking up he's no recollection of me. If Josh Allen was walking down the street down to Miami and Billy was strolling past him, you don't think Josh Allen would say, Hey, Billy. No. No, I don't think you'd get a Billy. You get a head. Not even really. I was thinking this, and tell me what you guys think about this. So, we were staying a little bit away from the action

in our hotel. The circle was in like old Las Vegas, like downtown, yeah Las Vegas. So like it was away from the action, there was a lot of traffic, and we had a lot of things going on like behind the scenes that had like late things to the point where it was like, at a certain point you have to decide,

do I wanna get engaged in the traffic going all the way back to the strip to do things, or do I call it a night knowing we have this going on tomorrow, right? So I saw that that night after we had Josh Allen on the show, Gordie Grinkowski was hanging out with him, like amongst other people, like in a group like Gordie putinkowski was hanging out with him, like amongst other people like in a group like Gordie put up a post with him.

And I thought to myself, because we had been talking to Gordie and Mojo and stuff behind the scenes about like catching up and whatever hanging out. And I thought to myself, if I had gone to meet up with Gordie and was in this group and Josh is there, would Josh have any, would he remember the fact that we even spoke earlier that day? And I'm betting no, he would not have. Hmm, I'm saying yes, he would have. I don't think so.

Really? We also had this guy that works for DraftKings named Hank come up to me and say like the next day and he's like, yeah, Josh hated that interview. He hated all of you. I was like, okay. He was wrong. Thanks, Hank.

No, he was wrong. No. I thought Josh had a great time. Really? Yeah, he looked, he looked, he was smiling and I got, I got to be honest because he had his back to me and I couldn't really see the faces that he was making. I had to trust Billy on this. I couldn't tell whether or not there was real tension there. I couldn't. I have to be honest, Billy. Yeah, well, like we're, I think maybe we're justifying, you know, we're trying to justify it, but I say, no, he enjoyed it. It was good. It was fine. He was fine with it. He was playing along. But was he pissed? I have no idea.

So now you've turned your own Hanks team. Yeah, team Hank. Anyways, the Super Bowl was yesterday. Why are we talking about Josh Allen's? I don't know. Does McCall Hartman have more Super Bowls than Terri Kale? How crazy. He was in the doghouse and now he's a hero. Can you believe that that worked out that way? Yes.

Also, terrible job by him throwing the ball. Terrible job. That ball would never have left my hand. Ever, ever, ever. Just tossing it to the ground to celebrate. Huge miss. How does that guy have more super balls than to rekill? That's the right place.

Yeah. Right time situation. Don't forget, he started with the Jets. Yeah. So he was lucky to get traded back. Well, not just that. He went to the Jets in the off season. Then he came back to the Chiefs.

Yes. And he was a little poopy when he came back. He wasn't great. Everybody thought as soon as he comes back, oh my God, this is gonna fix the Chief's offense. He's gonna take off. I was there. I had him on fantasy.

I was like, oh my God, this is about to be like. Number one guy. Yeah, this is gonna be awesome. And it didn't work out that way at all. At all. Like he was not great at all when he went back to the Chief. Just took a while. That's really what happened.

It just took a while. This is a guy who started the season by dorking out because he was meeting Aaron Rodgers, okay? Dorking out. Meeting Aaron Rodgers is a member of the New York Jets and he ends the season, Mike. You and I can certainly relate to this pain. He ends the season.

He catches the last pass of the season and he wins his second Super Bowl for the chiefs. God, I hate them. I hate the Jets. God, leave me alone. Go to hell. Oh, I'm tired. You're telling God to go to hell?

No, I'm telling the Jets and McColl-Hornman a good, just all the Jets. He had no touchdowns in the regular season. I know. When it matters most. Yep. And he had the big catch in the first half. There's a checker ruined. This is why you don't leave Patrick Mahomes, man. Never to rekill big mistake And we're back. We are.

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like it would you like my heart racing moment from the Super Bowl? I would, I think that's the point of the segment we're supposed to go around the room. Well, I know, but I'm saying it like, casually in conversation, not like, you know, this is- Right, I got it, right. I'm trying to- Doesn't feel forced.

Just like, exactly, like naturally just tell you, like I want to discuss my heart racing moment brought to you by Bear Asprey. So you have a heart racing moment. I do. And Mikey, you have a heart racing moment? I do. Wow. Why does heart racing moment. I Do wow why does you have one as well? I do I have one as well. Look at that. We're ready to go The Super Bowl thinking about heart racing moments My heart racing moment came with six minutes and five seconds left in

Overtime, you have pinpointed it down to like an actual time left on the clock, okay. Not that it mattered, but because the time didn't matter, you was just gonna roll over into a second overtime. It was a new game. It was a new game. Anyway, so with six minutes and five seconds left in overtime, 49ers are up 22 to 19, fourth and one. And as Tony Romo put it 17 times,

this was for the Super Bowl. Yeah. None of the plays were for the Super Bowl. Well, this one was for the Super Bowl. If the 49ers stopped the Chiefs here, it was over. This was for the Super Bowl, which I think everybody knew and it could be wrong. I think everybody at home was thinking the same thing.

The Super Bowl's not gonna end on this play. This is not gonna end with the Chiefs on fourth and one going for it and the 49ers defense as good as they were, stopping the Chiefs on a fourth and one. Correct. I didn't think it for a second. So the question becomes, what's the play?

What do they do? Who do they go to? Fourth and one. Super Bowl on the line. Yes. Patrick Mahomes rolls right. Keeps it. Eight yard run. Boom. Fresh set of downs. Quarterback keeper. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And that was it. My heart was racing. He was great. He was great. Every time they needed to play, the best quarterback in the game gave him a play. He started out slow though.

He started out very slowly. He picked it up obviously in the second half. And you want to sit here today and say, he's the second greatest quarterback of all time. I'm good with it. I'm fine with that. Even though I do the ring things in Montana has four, I think, you know, my homes will get to four eventually.

I don't know if we'll get to Brady, but he will get to Montana. So anyway, Mikey, your heart racing moments. I'm going to take you guys back to the third quarter when it seemed like the chiefs were trying to get back into it, but they were starting to stall a little bit on a three and out. They punt and it hits somebody's ankle. It's just one of those things where it happens in football. You can't really, you can't really do much. And yeah, chiefs recovered it. Next play, Mark Tenvalde, Mark has valdez scantlin gets touchdown. Yeah.

Art racing moment. MBS. That's football, man. Right. A guest here on, uh, on God bless football. Yeah. Brought to you by Charmin. Yeah.

Right before they went to Europe for that game, right? Yeah. Went to Germany, told us all about the toilet paper they were taking. That play, that turnover, did kind of turn the game, right? Chiefs got the ball, they get the touchdown, they get some confidence, and they start moving the ball every drive after that.

I was dogging Ray Ray McLeod so bad, because I'm like, you idiot, why are you trying to pick that up? And then I saw the replay, and it's like, oh. Smart play. It's a smart play. He's trying to save it. Yeah, he's trying to save it. Yeah, he's trying to save it. Yeah.

Is it my turn? Yes, it's your turn. Okay, that was a time, I don't remember the exact time like Billy did, but Rishi Rice catches a ball. They like ran him out of the backfield on a third down. He was lined up with Pacheco and then kind of he comes across like this. He gets the first down, but then he gets clocked.

The ball pops out, looks almost looks like a forward pass ends up right in the hands of Watson and he goes down. But I thought at that moment if they lose that ball, that it was going to be a because at the time the 49ers were actually dominating the game. Play for the Super Bowl. Yeah, it was a play for Super Bowl. You're right. Yeah. Rishi Rice was very upset last night in that game. He was. Yeah, Travis Kelsey bumping into Andy Reed. That was out of control.

Imagine the story lines if they lost that game. But they won so it's a love tap today, but imagine if they lost. I mean, forget it. And then you have her shoe Rice. And by the way, Kelsey and Andy Reed both announced they'll be back next year, try to go for a three P. So that's gonna be interesting.

It's gonna be interesting if Bill Belichick calls the Niners owners. Just it's gonna be very interesting. Just throw that to be interesting if Bill Belichick calls the Niners owners. Just it's going to be very interesting. I'll just throw that out there. What are you throwing out there? Kyle Shanahan, enough of Kyle Shanahan. What is this? What's this now?

Did Kyle Shanahan ever realize that perhaps what's keeping him from winning a Super Bowl is a good quarterback? Anyone? What? He tries to do it with Garoppolo. He tries to do it with Pernie. He keeps falling short and he falls short to good quarterbacks.

Well, I mean, he tried to do it with Trey Lance, but that didn't work out. Well, they traded Trey Lance. Yeah, I know, but he tried to do what he thought was a good quarterback and didn't pan out. They lost two first round picks for Trey Lance. OK. I make that mistake. He made it to the Super Bowl twice. But as a one one yet. Yeah. I mean, he's he's more

of a Levy. I did actually see stats that were comparing. It was it was like what he's done, what his record has been thus far in the playoffs, whatever. And it's eerily similar to Mike McCarthy in the same amount of time except Mike McCarthy had a Super Bowl win. Right. This far into his career. Yes. Yeah. People are not making a big enough deal about the fact that the Niners missed an extra point. That yeah. Huge extra point.

Yeah. Moody. For the Super Bowl, you know. Is that your heart racing moment? No. My heart racing moment is anytime they throw the ball to Marquez Valdez, can't we? Yeah. You just don't know what's going to happen.

It could be a touchdown. It could start off as a 15-yard reception. And then he goes backwards 17 yards. He could drop a ball. He could drop a ball he's supposed to catch. Catch a ball he's not supposed to drop. You just have no idea. It's a heart-racing moment every time

somebody throws him the football. Yeah. It's a fantastic heart-racing moment, to be honest. Thank you. Yeah. It's a fantastic heart racing moment. Thank you. Really good one. Appreciate it. You win. I do, huh?

You win the heart racing moment. All right. You win. Mine sucked now that I think about it. Going out on top. Why is that? This dude's just so much better. You know.

How do you run backwards in the Super Bowl? How do you lose four yards on what should be like a six yard gain? Because you're scantling. I, Chris Jones is very upset. He was. Yeah, he was so mad. Chris Jones was ready to fight. I did not want to upset Chris Jones.

Did you see Patrick Mahomes just looked confused. He was like, how? What? That's the experience. You almost want to see a point. Yes. But that's what happens when you throw the ball to Marquez Valdez Can't wait. I bet it was my home's his heart racing moment

He also looked very upset at the Pacheco fumble in the first half. Oh, he was yeah Yeah, which was driving which was preceded by a huge catch by Miko Hardman. Yeah, but the two yarder can't believe we're saying this Hardman not the best weapons on that chief's offense, I'd say. How they found the way. How they lost to rekill. They've won two Super Bowls. How. I mean, Patrick Mahomes is good. He is Travis Kelsie. Good. So is that guy. He's good.

Defense was very good. Defense is great. Very good. I mean, we're at the playoffs. The defense has been great. Didn't affect Christian McCaffrey, but they have been very, very good. No, but I want you to think about this. They held the dolphins. One of the best offenses of the NFL, this defense did to seven points. I mean, it's also like frigid weather. I understand that. They held Josh Allen at home to 24 points. They held Lamar Jackson at home to 10 points. And then the Niners scored 22. Their defense is great. And Patrick Mahomes is great. Period. End of discussion. He's

great. Big game for Harrison Booker. It was. Discussions. We had two record setting field goals in that game. Moody hits a 55 yarder. Booker comes back. It's 57. what a night, huh? Yeah, but I don't trust records left and right. I don't trust moody the rookie How can you you don't trust it just because he missed an extra point had he not missed that? That's different you can't do anything about that That's why you're saying you don't trust it though, but in fairness had that gone through they would have won the Super Bowl There's something about I don't know how to do this.

He doesn't look, he doesn't induce confidence. Like when Bucker strolls out there, I think that he's going to make the kick. And when this guy strolls out there, it's, you know, coin toss. Okay. Kicker analysis. Super Bowl, baby. I don't have faith in him, Billy. I'm sorry.

Seem to disagree. I just don't think much of him. You're not in the moody. Oh, boy. Nice. Wow. Was it? I liked it. I thought it was good.

Wow. I'm in a good mood. It was a good Super Bowl. Are you? Yeah, a good moody. There you go. All right. So what do we do now?

Do we shift to the draft? Oh, we got to the draft? Oh, we got to talk about the free agent. You got free agency. Yeah, yeah, we got to talk about NFL honors, too. What about him? I think Puka Nakua got robbed. You were doing this whole thing.

And I think that you're the only one that thought that I think everybody's I think everybody's in love with CJ Stroud. Puka Nakua set receiving records like. Right. Records are record like rookie receiving records. I know, but all these awards are for quarterbacks. Yeah, but that's but that's the crap part of it. Like Billy was saying, if San Francisco won,

Brock, party likely would have won. Yeah, we were talking before who would have won the Emmy people like I wouldn't have been surprised if it was Brock. And that's how they do it. Yeah, it's a one. You want Jennings? Do you want Jennings have more passing touchdowns and Brock, party?

How are you going to give it to you? You think they would have passed up the opportunity if Brock, party, Patrick Mahomes That's how they do it. Yeah, zero touch. Jaquon Jennings. Jaquon Jennings had more passing touchdowns in Brock Purdy. How are you going to give it to him? You think they would have passed up the opportunity if Brock Purdy beat Patrick Mahomes in a Super Bowl. You think they would have passed up the opportunity to give the MVP to the last pick in the draft? That would have been a marketing thing, but it should have been Christian McAfrey.

I think he had eight catches for 80 yards and he had like 95 yards rushing. He's good. He would have been the MVP. He's good. How about Greenlaw just tearing his ACL? That was so insane. Crazy.

Who warned you about that field? You did. That's right. You did. You did. You actually did. You actually did. You were out on the field.

You went there for media night and you were concerned about it afterwards. You did. I don't want to be that guy, but. Some people put their hand in the dirt and they go around and they say, you know what, this dirt's moving a lot. Yeah. But some people just trip over their shoelace.

Mikey A, can we talk about something? About the Pukinakua thing before we move on. So we were out, it was Stugats, myself, Mike Fuentes, and JuJu at like the Meenakheims and Dominique Foxworth live podcast thing. It was fun. And then all of a sudden Mike Fuentes is just like, ugh, like he just like has this reaction

and we're like what happened Mike? And then he goes and he shows the phone to Stugatz and he goes, Pooka was robbed and it's like, dude why do you care so much about what he's doing here? I met him. He's a nice guy. You know, he gave us a good time. He was crazy reaction to it. It was, it was odd. He was robbed. It's like, I think every thought it was going to be CJ Stroud, but okay. Say so.

He's a nice guy. We get that, but we were watching a show. He loved the Pukinaku song. Nice guy. ["The Last Song"] So, Stugas, it was an exciting game. Yep. It was an exciting week out in Vegas.

It was. One of my highlights is one that I don't think most people would be excited about. Coming back from the Super Bowl and having the Super Bowl and the whole week, I love as just like a general celebration of football. It's great. It feels like a reunion of sorts because like obviously you're like in this industry but you don't see these people all the time

unless you're like an actual traveling game day reporter and even that those people are spread out. So you don't get a chance to see all of these people all in one place. Like it's just, it's great. And I have- You get to see Mad Dog once a year. It's at Radio Row.

He calls you Mr. Gill. Well, he called me Mr. Mech Gill but that's a whole it's great. And I have- You get to see Mad Dog once a year. It's at Radio Row. He calls you Mr. Gil. Well, he called me Mr. Mech Gil, but that's a whole nother thing. I didn't even mean- It's classic doggy. I didn't even mean Mad Dog. I meant people that I actually know. Oh, well you know dog now.

And there's people that I saw that I was like, I learned this, this week. There's people that you see and you see them like the first day You need to go up and say hello to them the first day because you may not see them again Especially this Super Bowl like yes, I didn't see I saw a lot of people like media night I was like, oh, I'm not gonna go bother and they're like working whatever I'll go like I'll say hi to them later I've got five days left didn't see them again the entire time and then I feel rude because there's that whole thing of like Yeah, you had your moment. No, but it's like did they then see me and then I'm like the rude person that didn't say hi to them that whole thing right?

Anyways, but not what I was excited about it was excited to see a lot of people I was excited to be out there and just kind of be part of it sure one thing that I was very excited about Mm-hmm. I had in and out for the first time. Oh really? Yeah. Hmm. What'd you think? I? Liked it. I liked it and out nice buns. They weren't hard. They weren't dry or like a buttery bun Yeah, I didn't go crazy bun do like the whole I do to my gear. You're right. I love a good bun. Yeah Big bun guys over here. I didn't do the whole animal style thing, right? You know I mean, yeah, because I didn't know what that was gonna until I wanted to just I Guess I should have done that if I was gonna do it You want to see in its purist form? Yeah, just bun didn't know what that was gonna entail. I wanted to just, I guess I should have done that

if I was gonna do it the right way. Now you wanted to see it in its purest form. Yeah. Just bun and burger. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah. Nice little burger. Good fries.

Okay, fries. I don't love the fries. Really? Yeah, I don't love the fries. Okay, fries. Yeah. You get a milkshake or? No.

See, this is the thing. I didn't know what I was supposed to be doing. I went with Mike Fuentes. And he knows everything except for when we were there. Then he didn't tell me how to eat properly. I said, do the animal style, but I don't know if you're like an onions guy. Yeah, I'm never eating meals with you, Billy, so I don't know.

Me and onions don't have a great history together. Really? Yeah, that's true. Put you in the hospital. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, just that little thing. The onion, I mean. That little thing. It was raw.

Yeah. He bit into it like an apple. That's just a story you don't really tell people, you know? Yeah. I go to the hospital because I bit an onion. How about Reba made me sweat it out? She is. She hit it though.

I know. Hit the over. At the very end she did. Really? She carried those last couple of notes forever. Yes. For a lifetime. For America.

She was getting towards the end for the over. She was getting towards the end at about 222. And and then she held those notes and did it. I think the official time was 240. I had a good night last night. Did you? Well, I had the overtime 100 to win 900. I had the chiefs to win the game. I had heads. I had the national anthem. There was a prop that for non quarterback to make a passing attempt.

Yes, I got that one. And non and non quarterback to make a passing attempt. Yes I got that one and not a non quarterback throw a touchdown It was a well two and a half guys throw a pass over or under two and a half people who throw a pass in the Super Bowl Yeah, and then I saw that and then I'm like wow, so if you had Non-quarterback passing touchdown and non quarterback pass attempt and you parlayed them You made a bunch of money off that. Yeah. I have a top five teams to keep an eye on for next season. All right. Let me get the fan favorite. Wow. This is exciting.

I'm already out to the next. I already hate this. I already hate this. Why do you know you're going because I know who you're going to put on the list and I'm going to be upset. You don't know. I know who you're going to put on. I do know. I do know who I'm putting on the list. No clue. You can. Did you gonna put on the list and I'm gonna be upset. You don't know who you're gonna put on. I do know who you are. I have no idea who I'm putting on the list. No clue. You can, did you put them on the list?

Did you? We'll find that together. Oh boy. I don't know who you're talking about. Yes you do. You look over my shoulder and you know very well who I'm talking about. What do you mean? I'm ready when you guys are.

Do you have OLIs or just top five? Just five, straight five. OK. And just a straight five. Number five. Are the Chiefs of Dynasty? Yes, they are now. Yes.

They worry. I went on that rant. I've gotten nothing right on the Chiefs, by the way. Yeah. Nothing, OK? I criticized Andy Reid when he got rid of Alex Smith for Patrick Mahomes. I told everyone the chiefs are the team

you wanna face headed into the playoffs this year. It was the last team you wanted the face headed into the playoffs this year. Tony Ramos said as much, it's the only thing he got right last night. I like Tony. I don't care how much- I play this for the Super Bowl.

Listen, I don't care how many things he gets wrong. He gets me excited As he yeah, does it matter? You know, it's kind of crazy and I was thinking about it So Patrick Mahomes if he retired today is a Hall of Famer. Yes, obviously like if he retired yesterday If we retired before the game first ballot, yeah, I'll easily five years if, if he retired before the game. First ballot. Yeah. First ballot. Five years. If he retires. Yes. Right?

Yes. And he was the 10th pick in the first round of the draft. Correct. Andrew Luck. Yep. What bad luck. Like you thought Andrew Luck was gonna come in and just dominate the league.

He was gonna be the next thing. He did for a little bit. Not dominate, but he had some good season. It was very good. Very, very good. He was gonna be the next thing. He did for a little bit, not dominate, but he had some good season. He was very good, very, very good. He was good, but he dealt with injuries and it just didn't pan out. And then early retirement and that's done.

He's not gonna step the Hall of Fame. He's not gonna get anywhere close to it. Nowhere, no. Crazy. But why you thinking about Andrew Luck this morning? Well, cause I was just thinking about how much Patrick Mahomes has accomplished at such a young age, how he could just retire right now. And he'd be a first ballot hall of fame or one of the greatest quarterbacks

of all time. I think people would say if he retired today, Patrick Mahomes is a top two or three quarterback of all time easily, and they're right. And it's just in like six seasons. Five year window, yeah. Yeah, or whatever. Five years of starter. Yeah. He's not 29 yet. He's going to be the guy like Brady, where we're going to have a hall of fame career in the beginning and a hall of fame career at the end. He has three Super Bowl MVPs. He's won three Super Bowls. He lost one to Tom Brady. That doesn't help.

I mean, that game, I remember it was a lot of offensive line hurt. He lost to Tom Brady. Yeah. Just Tom Brady. He lost to Tom Brady. Yes. He lost to Tom Brady. It's OK if you lost to Tom Brady. Yeah. Just Tom Brady. He lost to Tom Brady. Yes. He lost to Tom Brady. It's okay if you lose to Tom Brady. Yeah. It's right. So if he wins three more with the chiefs, two more Super Bowl MVPs, which Brady has five and then one Super Bowl with the Carolina Panthers, we have something to talk about. We win somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah. But Billy, you're right. If he retires today, it's funny how football works. It's great. And like the thing is, so he has three now and he's 28. It seems insane to get seven.

Like it seems insane. Yes. Let's say he plays till 40. He has 12 years to win four more. Which is a lot. It is a lot. Well he's won four and six. I mean, I mean he's won three and six, been to four and six.

It's, the fact that it's possible is just crazy. I know, but over the next six years, if I tell you, he's gonna make four more Super Bowls. You're not gonna be surprised. Of course not. I would be surprised if they make four more Super Bowls for the next six years, I'd be surprised. Yeah, that's a lot.

That's a lot. He just did it. I know, but it's hard to do. That's saying eight over 12 years, that's a lot. That's a lot. He just did it. I know, but it's hard to do. That's saying eight over 12 years, that's a lot. I think what the Chiefs really need to prioritize now is like, this guy's gonna be good forever, but you need to find your next Travis Kelsey. Cause he needs that guy.

Like sure he can do it with this like mishmash receiver core, but he needs- He needs help. He needs one guy at least. So- Well, they'll get him a guy, don't you think? Well, that's the thing, but you need to find that guy. Well, they got him rice, rice is only gonna get better.

I'm not saying he's the guy, but you're right. You have to start thinking past Kelsey. At least one guy, like because, or start looking, you know, hopefully Sam LaPorta has a little bit of a mishap. Wait, Kelsey at 91 yards last time. It's not like Kelsey's slowing down, but in two or three years.

Eventually, yeah. Well, no, and he's announcing he's coming back. You wonder how long is he going to play? Yeah, I figure like two more years for him, but you got to look for the next guy. Why would you leave this quarterback? I wouldn't if I was him. If you're Andy Reid, if you're Travis Kelsey,

if you're any of these guys. Travis Kelsey retiring now would be ridiculous. But on the other side of it, on the other side of it, there's got to be guys lining up to go play with him. Like any free agent, if Kelsey leaves, it's going to be like, I'll be that guy. I'll do it. Yeah, of course. But, you know, if Kelsey said I'm going to marry a billionaire and disappear,

I would. But Kelsey's already said he's coming back next year. So you're thinking two or three seasons down the road. I think he has like two years left on his deal. So I think when his deal is over, he's done. What do we think of Taylor chugging her alcohol when they showed her on the screen in the stadium? It's not her. I mean, she's not punching the cameras like I liked it. Yeah, I hate people like oh look John screen again She's a little I know I like that she played to the crowd I'm sure that was happening before her to and then she's like, okay. This is what we're gonna do. I got this

I'm a football girl. I like do it. I like Taylor Swift. I'm not gonna be the one hating on Taylor Swift. Not gonna happen. Not gonna get it for me. Not today. Why does this bother people? I don't know. Who cares?

People have miserable lives. They have a great relationship. They're in love. It seems like they're in love, I mean. Travis is gonna mess that up. Oh, the imprediction. Why do you have Travis messing it up? Why do you have it Travis is missing it. Wow. Why do you have it? Why? Yeah.

Because I have a brain. Why can't Taylor mess it up? She can't look. She could, but I'd have my money on him too. Yes. If you were to guess. Yeah. And then the next album, Fire. It's already coming out. I know. But oh my God, I want to break up album is always

the best album. She wrote the breakup song already. That's what I was wanting to do. Do you think there's a preemptive breakup That's what I was wanting to. She has it in luck. Do you think there's a preemptive breakup song just in case, just in case something happens between now and release date? It's in the chamber.

It's in there. Adele would do it. Ha ha ha. For the sales? Yeah. Could you imagine sabotaging your own relationships just to release songs? He's so great.

Travis is like, wait a second. We can break up yet. I mean. Listen, I love you, but this song is fire. Look, I hope they're in love. I can't just release it. I hope they're in love. I hope that they never break up, right?

But if I had to, if I was in a sports gambling state, OK. And I had a Billy's match big one brought to you by. And the question was, who messed up? Yeah. I mean. If the relationship ended today. I think exactly right. If the relationship ended today and I had a Billy's Best

Big Words brought to you by on who caused the breakup, I think I'd be taking the heavy favorite. Mikey, do you agree? Yes. But I hope that they don't. Again, let me get on in front and say I hope that they don't. I hope that they don't. Again, let me get on in front and say, I hope that they don't. I hope that they don't, but.

You're hoping this lasts forever. Yes. Of course. Yeah, why not? Why would I not want people to be happy? It's a great story. Yeah. It really is.

Anyway. Listen, I have my daughters in the football games that they normally would not be into. My cousin told me the same thing. And for that, I am grateful. I'm sorry. My cousin told me the same thing. He has an eight year old daughter.

He goes, my daughter's never watched more football with me than she has this season. Right. I. And for that I am grateful. I'm sorry. My cousin told me the same thing. He has an eight year old daughter. He goes, my daughter's never watched more football with me than she has this season. Right. I'm so happy that this is happening. My daughters will watch the jet games with me. They'll watch the dolphin games with me. They'll never sit down and watch, you know, a random chiefs game with me. They're doing it for one reason and one reason only.

I mean, it's great. Yeah, it's all like a great chiefs game like the Super Bowl. Well, no, just like, you know, chiefs, dolphins, chiefs, bills, chiefs, ravens or they like the chiefs. Yeah, I saw this big tick tock montage of just fathers with their daughters. It was like two minutes of just little girls going crazy whenever she was on screen, which is what the NFL wants. Right. You're making new football fans with this.

So she's been great for the NFL. We never got to a tough life. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Don't worry. All right. Coming up next, I've moved on to next season already. I am done with this season. I have my top five teams to keep an eye on headed into next year. I know this isn't what we're here to talk about today. Because it's the Super Bowl. But also, waste management open was this weekend. Last year the Super Bowl waste management was in the same town.

Yes. Did you go to any of the ways? No, I didn't. Well, it seems as though this management getting a little unruly seems like we've embraced it a little bit too much. You know what? I was thinking the exact opposite. Really? PGA tour. Get over it. Once a year, you go to a place that's loud, that's obnoxious. And by the way, you've been telling everyone for years, it's the best weekend of the year on the PGA tour calendar.

Yeah. Billy Horschel, do me a favor. Oh boy. Get over it. Jordan Spieth, once a year, someone talks during your backswing. Deal with it. I don't want to hear from the PGA tour today.

I don't. That's the problem. I mean, the guys that live, say what you will about them. They're over there having fun, playing in shorts. They're blaring music. And these guys, the one tournament they have where people are encouraged to go out there and drink, go out there and talk smack to the players, the players, once they go a little too far, gonna get upset with the gallery.

Bad luck. Did you see the guy that did the front flip into the sand trap? I'm shocked he didn't snap both of his knees. It was the worst front flip I've ever seen. Wasted management. Yes, sir. Hey. Jeez, that was, I mean.

Jeremy Tashane, I mean. Low hanging fruit. Yeah. So you feel like the PGA players are right? Hey, that was Jeremy Tashane low hanging. So you feel like the PGA players are right. No, I don't think that they're right, but I'm watching them. Like, oh my God, how is this happening in a PGA tour? Like before, OK, a whole and one, everybody throws their beer. You know, everybody's drunk, whatever. But like videos are kind of crazy.

I'm like, I don't know how golf is going to put up with this for much longer. First time they were suspended alcohol sales at a PGA event. Wow. Amazing. Bad job by the PG on the other hand. More. Yeah, exactly. Memory's being made. One week and they have, you know, who's out there as live is like, come on over. You know what I mean? Like you guys want to do this every single event. If you want to care, just anyone come please.

Love of God. Anyone come watch us throw beers at us. As during the backswing, you know that you want attention when you're like, Hey, Billy's to God. You want to participate on our program? That's right. We should have bubble on this week. Our buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Get his reaction to the waste management and the chiefs. He couldn't go. You remember his wife had a college basketball deal. It was her. I think her 20th or 25th anniversary of her team winning the national championship. No, no, making the final four.

Final four. Whatever. Same thing. So next year we get New Orleans. Shorter trip. Excited about that. Much shorter trip. Down for that.

Yeah. But do you remember who wins the national championship every season in college basketball? Oh God. No. No, me neither. What it last year. No idea. It was in Florida, Atlantic. I was UConn, I think. FAU Miami made the final four. I think it was UConn. I think it was UConn. And like, and I was thinking that UM had a chance and then I remember that UConn won every game by double digits or something. It was the first team that ever did that.

You made it to the final four. They did though. I think they, yeah, they beat San Diego State. Yeah. Weird final four. Weird final, San Diego State, Weird final four. Weird final four. San Diego State, Miami, UConn and some other team. FAU. FAU is the other team? Yeah, FAU. And FAU lost by one point.

They were almost to San Diego State. Yeah, they were almost in the national championship game. Who cares? That would have been crazy. Well, we care now. But I remember, yeah. Football's over. That's right.

You know who I talked to? NBA season started? I talked to someone this weekend that was praising FAU. It was Ross Tucker. Really? Yeah. Really? Ross Tucker, one day.

It was like, Wednesday or Thursday, I came up. He was like, hey, Billy, the big Miami guy? I'm like, well, I live there. He's like, no, the big Keynes guy. I was like, absolutely not. I dread them. I hate them. They're my sworn enemies.

And then he was talking about FAUU FAU and he's like, I went to FAU last year. Great facility. We were talking about that. I just, you know, it's a not thing to talk about. Well, you know, when in Rome, you're here talking about FAU. I had an FAU story from the Super Bowl that I'd share with you. Well, thank you. A little tie in with Ross Tucker. Ross Tucker was up early, man. Yeah. He eats a lot. What? I'm saying he's skinny. He's like a shape is good. But every time I saw him, it was him or Peter King hovering over the media room buffet. I mean, every time we give Peter King his gift. We did not give Peter King his gift. No, we did not. Yeah.

That's upsetting to figure out why Ross Tucker is so in the FAU. I'm like scanning through the heat. I have the answer for you. Oh, OK. He did an FAU game last year. Yeah, he called the game. So he was just kind of like saying, oh, I was down there, great facility. It is a nice campus. It's a nice camp.

No one's there, but it's a nice campus. Private, right? Say what you will. They've built a good program considering like the... A good football program? Yeah, coming up from Sunbelt. I think they're in the athletic, right? The Lane Kiffin years were the prime years.

We had Devin Singletary. How did that take place? His offense, Lane Kiffin's offense was give David Singletary the ball 60 times a game. And it made sense because he was like the only NFL player on the whole team. Would you say keep an eye on FAU for next season or no? You ready for my top five teams to keep an eye on? Thank you, Mikey. Good question.

Keeping an eye on this top five. Oh, they're in the American whatever it's called. FAU. Right. Is that there in the owls? They were in Sunbelt Conference USA, and I think that they're now in the who gives a hoot. Give me the top five There you go. Interesting. I mean interesting that Ross Tucker would tickle your fancy I didn't think I didn't talk to anyone about yeah, the American conference did not expect that name to be the guy No, or that conversation nice guy. I really are guy I really don't care big guy big guy always eating what's not no not like that you know I was a big guy Cam Newton is huge he is an enormous person yes like I know I know that we like you would think like football players are

great guys but like I'm not I'm not saying that I'm like a big guy, but like, I'm not like a small person. You know what I mean? Like, when you look at the picture of you next to Josh Allen, same height. No, he's like two inches tall or something. But not that big. Cam Newton dwarfs Josh Allen. It's crazy. He's six-five. Yeah. And Cam Newton is like a brick house. Like, he is jacked and he's now, you know, seasons removed from being in the NFL. That was kind of, I feel like when you're two, three years removed, what's the proper window to really let yourself go?

Cause you're, let's say- Not the first year cause you're thinking, all right, maybe I'll come back, maybe I'll get the call. I think you get two years of that, maybe three years of that. Where you're like, you never know, I'm gonna stay in shape just in case. Just in case. I feel like three to seven is when you let yourself go.

And then like year seven is when you start thinking, man, I gotta, this is gonna get out of control quick if I don't stop it right now. You know what I mean? Yeah, you think Brady's still in playing ship? I, yes. Yeah. You look good in the commercials. Yeah.

I will, I will ask you guys this, okay? Because Billy told us about the report that Kyle Shanahan went after Tom Brady during the, during the preseason, the offseason last year. Does Brady win that game last night? I think he scores a touchdown. At a certain. Could you imagine if they would have like, it's a Super Bowl week, they're, you know, working out or whatever. I wonder if they thought about it when it's a Super Bowl week, they're, you know, working out or whatever.

I wonder if they thought about it when they were having turf issues at their practice facility, because that was the thing that we heard about, was that the 49ers weren't happy with the turf. I wonder if Kyle did have that little thought in the back of his head saying, you know what, Brock's got us this far, but what if?

What if we reach out to old Tommy? Yep. TB12. Tommy would have won last night. Well, cause you know, that's Patrick Mahomes kryptonite. Yes. Like, and you don't make a big hubbub about it. You don't make it be a big deal.

Just tired Tommy? Obviously you do it, you know. Under the radar. Through all, exactly right. Under the radar, through all of the like legal, you know, proper channels. But you keep a very tight lift under the radar. All of a sudden they're announcing the name

and that quarterback number 12, Tom Brady. The chiefs would be shook. Freaking out. Absolutely shook. Pat would quit. Pat would, he wouldn't know what to do. He would be quivering. Andy Reed retiring. would, he wouldn't know what to do. He would be quivering. Andy Reed retiring. He would be on the sidelines not knowing what to do.

Billy, I'll take it one step further. How can we? That's a great question. Great question. I'll take it one step further. Okay. You bring Tom back. You're proven you can make the Super Bowl without Tommy.

Yeah. You only start Tom in the Super Bowl. One game contracts, love it. Love it. I'm sure. Hired gun for the Super Bowl. On short notice. I think he would have won that game. He would have.

I think he would have won that game. Yes. Spags would have been rattled. Oh my God. I didn't plan for this. What do I do? They come out with Brady in the second half. Oh, oh so you have, youled. Oh my god. I didn't plan for this. What do I do? They come out with Brady in the second half. Oh, oh, so you have, you have him just kind of.

Oh, just half. One step further. They had a lead. They had the lead. Just hold the lead, Tommy. Just over time. He comes in, he's like the ace closer. He's the closer that comes in.

He was just kind of like in the bullpen on short rest. He's out there like, oh, we need Randy Johnson. He pitched yesterday to pitch him. Like, Randy Johnson comes out and he throws nine innings of relief ball. That's what Tommy does. He comes out at like oh we need Randy Johnson. He pitched yesterday to pitch him like Randy Johnson comes out And he throws nine innings of relief ball. That's what Tommy does. He comes out at halftime Shanahan points to the bleachers. He goes give me the righty. Yeah And you're like what the hell is tapping his watch what's he doing? Yeah

You're like oh my god Yeah, full pads with all the rings on you're like oh my god One by one Enter Sandman is play like that. He takes off his rings one by one You see someone coming out of the tunnel like oh my god George kiddo. Thank goodness. He's back He's recovered for by the way I don't know like how did George kiddo go into the tunnel and come out so quickly because he was out there like oh He's back like how like I don't like just the way time works How did he manage to get from whatever he was doing going into the tunnel to out like two plays later?

It didn't make any sense to me, but you're looking you like is it kiddles it kill Brady Tom Brady. Ah, stop the presses Spax quits. Yeah, he just walks off the field My home throws his hands in the air. Yeah camera cuts to read retire He's exactly look he gave when his receiver was running backwards. It's like camera cuts to read retire. Exactly. Looky gay when his receiver is running backwards. It's like camera cuts to scantling. Yeah. And he read just gaping mouth open and all. And he read shocked.

Doesn't know what to do. If I have top five still, if I was Mark, as well as scantling, I would I would just call myself the MBS of the Super Bowl every year. I want to get it in. I like that the MBS of the Super Bowl. Yeah, I would have his people pitch like you guys want to talk to MBS of the Super Bowl. Yeah. I would have his people pitch like, you guys want to talk to MBS of the Super Bowl. He'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's him.

He's one too, also. Who scantling, yeah? Last year in this year. They made him a two-time champion. Harbin and scantling of one more Super Bowls than to re-kill. And Justin Jefferson. And no, a great. And Jomar Chase. No, a great two-time Super Bowl champion.

Combine! They got them all. Jesus Christ. Football. No, no more chase. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NFL draft, they have Justin Fields as trade bait. They finished the season good. Watch out for the Bears next season. Number four, the Chargers. The Chargers.

Billy's shaking his head, quarterback gets healthy. They get Jim Harbaugh. Jim Harbaugh's been to the Super Bowl with Colin Kaepernick. Watch out for the LA Chargers. Even the Bears, they finished the season good. They were seven and 10. Yeah, but they finished well. Two of the first five picks in the draft, finished the season good. They were seven and ten. Yeah, but they finished well

Two of the first five picks in the draft including number one overall That's a two or three year plan and Justin Fields a straight bait. I'm just saying watch out That's actually a great pick like but they're not seven and ten with the first overall pick That's great. You think you think they're gonna be a first to last thing in the NFC north They could be they could I mean you think lions are gonna fall off well the Packers to Packers to but they could they're gonna be good yeah I just say watch their wild card their wild that's why you keep an eye on that's why you keep an eye on chargers watch we'll see number three I think the charges experiments with terribly for Harbaugh sorry the Colts made the playoffs with that Richardson get it back next year number two the Texans

Don't do this what do you mean don't do this? Don't please don't don't do give it to me still don't don't do give it to me still don't number one please The New York Jets.