The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Mystery Crate: Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Eight

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

Greg Cote's 70th birthday is fast approaching and Mike Fuentes wants to make a case for an invitation. Also, Chris Cote discovers that people still play video games on computers. Later, Greg Cote joins the show and is introduced to the father-son duo of AJ and Big Justice. He also wants to know why people are obsessed with what's inside other people's medicine cabinets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's all on air, people. So you're telling me that I saved Greg Cody's life? Yeah. He wouldn't even make it to that birthday. And your ass was gonna be home. Yeah. As if he wouldn't even be making it to that birthday. I love, like, what do you think you did that day?

Just seeing him faint first, like that? No, I flipped him over. None of us had, like, he woke up. He lost air. Thank God I didn't have to do anything. No, thank, yeah, I know. Yeah. No,, you were Mike was like the first one when my dad first responder Yeah, it's like one. He was like, hey No pointed and said hey, I've told this story before but I I was like pretty new to the proceedings here at the time

And because he felt insecure like can I tell Chris his dad just fell over? No, that might be dead Like yeah, please tell him. Dude, I just remember they had a bunch of like... You don't want to be pushy. Yeah, they just had a bunch of kids running around and I thought they had like a stool had fallen over and it was just a loud bang. So then I see Greg face down and then like that feeling hit me like am I gonna do anything about this and thankfully I did. Yeah.

And then when I flipped him over he just woke up. I was like, oh thank God, because if it would have like came to like serious shit I don't know how much we would have been able to do and then later that night Like I called jewels and I cried in the car cuz I was like it was such an intense moment like intense Yeah, cuz I didn't you don't you don't know when you get there. Yeah, of course Like you don't you don't expect somebody to fall face first and then like on the ground, correct? And he had just been standing there. So it's like a sudden thing He was actually on a chair. Yeah. Yeah, I don't a chair. He fell over but like I didn't know what had happened

So once we figured out he had just passed out because he was suppressing the cough that I was like, okay It's not a heart attack. It's not like a fucking brain aneurysm I do love you remembering that as you saving his life though The joke just took off Yeah, is the is the yacht party gonna be kind of like the Michael Rubin all-white party where everybody gets to wear like all white? the opposite of that I Can I feel like I get all black party? Yeah, I don't think there will be a theme outfit wise Well, I have to drive to Fort Lauderdale probably gonna have to uber. Yeah, it's gonna be not a Fort Lauderdale for sure

Okay. Well my wife's pregnant. So DD for sure. Okay well my wife's pregnant so... There you go. Indeed. Oh Dee Dee baby. Getting the boys together. In September? She'll still be? Yeah in September she will still be pregnant. Wait wait. I don't know when you're due. Baby's due December 30th 31st one of those two days so TBD but yeah she'll be pregnant and then she'll be driving me because I'll be enjoying the open bar. One of my favorite show bonding moments off air was a couple weeks ago when Tony was talking about how much time he's gonna have to play college football. And Chris Cody just laughed in his face and said, buddy, you're fucked. Yeah, I mean, in his defense, the first three months,

I feel like is a nice little sweet spot where they're not moving around a lot. I'm just saying. I think it's baby dependent the first three months. Yeah. If you have a good sleeper, if you have a good sleeper, you'll have a little time. My whole point was that from now when the game came out until the baby's here, I'm going to be playing and I can play as much as I want. That was the, that was the whole part of the conversation. Everybody's like, no, the baby's going to take care of everything. It's like, no guys, you're not getting what I'm saying. You just love to go crazy. By the time the new year comes around, you might be over it already. That's what I'm saying. It's going to be six months of me. It's like no guys. You're not getting what I'm saying I'd love to go the new year comes around you might be over it already

That's what I am six months of me playing the game every single day like but everyone came together to laugh at you And it was like a really like out of again really just as normal kind of grew closer out of context laughing at me for something I didn't say for something you thought I said and everybody just ran with seems very on-brand for this show for being on Yeah, that's kind of the recipe. So yes, no, I'm going to have more than enough time because my wife is tired all the time and she gets to go to sleep and she's like, you know what, I'm going to hit the saccharide.

I'm like, perfect, oh my God, incredible. Love that saccharide. And then I just play six hours. And then going to sleep. Ice cream run at 1.30 in the morning. Fire up those, I played Taylor the other day at like 12.30. Hmm. My buddy Kiki too. What's like your goat with Taylor? Is it like game question mark?

Like yeah, like what's your guys? I tell you on yeah Or I'll see like on he'll be playing and I'll be playing and then I'll just send a message man first It's you up and then it's you on yeah of you two. Who's the best Taylor's Taylor's got got in the edge the last couple games We did play an army-navy game, which was Gotten the edge the last couple games. We did play an army-navy game, which was electric. Because they both run the triple option and wing. And it's so hard in video games. Dude, it was so sick.

It was a 10-7 game, or maybe 14-7. Taylor, tell me on my head. I don't remember. I've noticed that you and Taylor have a very wide range of things that are electric. Like, yeah, just like a bunch of things. Like, I took the string off his bakery box. It was electric.

You know? Wow. Yeah. I don't agree with that agree with you claiming that's not electric I would not categorize an army Navy game that goes into overtime and Taylor wins 14-7 off a pick A 25 I would not find it electric you two guys playing the comeback that UNC had down 11 with 238 left in a video game Wasn't electric. I enjoyed it But it's low Colorado beating the shit out of Ole Miss still have haven't seen the videos on social media wasn't The pick six to end the half to labor tail BC wasn't electric

Billy yeah, I don't know what you're doing over there, but I I played college football against Terry the other day not not oh six They're 25. They're no no, it's What's the difference? How was that? I? Destroyed him. Oh, it destroyed him. He quit. Oh, he quit. What was the score? I was about to I was about to get 21 up on him and he quit Yeah, and that I was during the baby show we can't talk about so we can't talk about And that was during the baby shower we can't talk about. So we had to change the camera. We can't talk about the baby shower?

We're not. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why can't we talk about the baby shower? I wasn't here that day. It was the day after the Tony show. Thank you to everybody that watched and commented and hung out with us on the Tony show, by the way. But I wasn't here that next day.

So I heard Mike Fuentes told Mike Ryan. We're not talking about it. And then he told Kugz. I'm feeling very left out right now, not because of the B A B Y shower situation, because I don't have a PS anything anymore. And so I can't play this video game that I really want to play. They're $500. They're not 500 bucks anymore.

I was also 399. Okay. It's $400. Yeah. That's it. That's the thing. Like I'm a PC guy, right? Like, if they made it on PC, I'd be in.

I'm not going to spend $450. You play video games on PCs. The real gamers do. Thank you. You had 19. Hold on. I don't feel bad for you, though. Hardcore gamers have the PC set up with the keyboard,

the camera, everything. I don't feel bad for you, though. You had 11 PS5s and you sold them. So it's not PlayStation or Xbox It's just I'm playing on my PC. I'm like a pewter. Yeah. Yeah, it's a game I didn't even know they so they have like NCAA for no girl That's no problem problem if they if they did have it I'd buy it like they had GTA for computers. Yes Yeah, they do. I didn't even I'm learning about and there's like a whole hierarchy of like different streamers

We look down on the console people You know what we look down on and laugh at? That you can't play it suitably 2025. That's okay. So Taylor has just said in my ear that this makes me sound old, but I remember computer games. Like what was like Duke, new boomer or something. Yes.

Doom. Doom. I forget. Jenny still plays doom. I have a PS one in January. I remember seeing my cousins when I was little playing computer games, like fighting games on computers. It's just I didn't know we're still doing that Well, that well, it's it's actually probably a huge industry like Nvidia's biggest business is graphic cards for computers. Yeah

Fun, but that's the thing if I were to want to play and see double a 25 I'd have to first buy a PlayStation which is the cheapest one I could see here is the digital edition at GameStop for $430 Then purchase I had one for $3.99 that I bought Yeah, but it's around the same ballpark. So basically I'm paying around $500 to play NCAA 25 and I'm just not gonna do it. So there's a Formula One driver Max Verstappen who Racing and he stayed up till 3 a.m. The night before the last race that he raced in sim racing Like in a 24-hour tournament with a team that he's on. And then during the race, he did really like the actual F1 race the next day, he did like

pretty badly and was sounded very cranky the whole time. And so everyone was criticizing him for staying up too late playing Formula One video games, essentially, instead of like going to sleep so he could do good in the Formula One race the next day. And I was thinking like the podcasters equivalent would be like, if we all stayed up really late playing the Sims, and our Sim was a radio show host, and we were just constantly going to work,

and stayed up till 3 AM on the Sims radio show, and then we came into our jobs. And then we're bad at the job. Kind of like being on the show the day after the Tony show. We'd go and do that. The Tony show is not, you're not. do that Tony shows not you're not it's actually you and it's also work You're not simulating yourself. It's also a part of work Yeah, it's work and then you have to come back to work So you can blame your own work for you being bad at your job. I have exciting news me and Taylor

Pregnant again. No Taylor's pregnant. No not possible the ish we have a No Taylor's pregnant. No, not possible. Um the We have a Big announcement we are down to our top five of the schools that Taylor and I Will be looking forward to taking over for the dynasty for the season coming up Wow in college You're doing like a reveal so interesting And then cut the cake yes,. And it'll be the colors of the school.

Well, we're in the top five right now. Didn't you already tell us what teams you were doing? I like this idea. I like this idea. We should get a cake with the color inside of the school you're choosing. A college football reveal. And then you and Taylor can hold hands together as you cut.

I didn't even hold hands with my wife. Next week on Mystery Crate? Next week on Mystery Crate? Why cups? We got to find out what team. The glass cups. Can I wait a week on this? Push them in.

I'm so excited. I'm going to take a red solo cup I'm genuinely see why why not a knife? That's the because then you like cut it But then what if like the the piece a little floppy and then it kind of like falls to the side Yeah, you know so you don't want that early reveal right and then people like on the side the cup is like a foolproof Like yeah, cuz you can push the champagne flute like all the way in and then when you spin and take it out What's in there nobody else can see did you guys consider doing a gender reveal involving gunpowder no what fireworks no we didn't want anything like that no okay yeah no we are those not cool anymore because like people's

like set off you know forest fires that burned out or the one that has the guy with the crop duster with a plane crash and I died why are you smiling yeah it is like genuinely like it's a shocking thing yeah I feel like the the smiling comes from a being a being absurd and also you're uncomfortable with yeah so you just laugh through it yeah right it's a defense mechanism correct probably hmm that's what they say. So yeah, the cheapest one I've seen so far, Tony, on eBay is $240 for the digital edition.

Dude, that's nothing. Yeah, but I think it's used. Okay. So you used it. So you used it. You can tell us the top five? I don't know if we're ready to tell the top five. We just want to say that that's now in the ether.

Can I ask you a question? Maybe in the second half of the mystery creative. Where are people gonna get this if you don't tell them? Like how are people gonna know where to find this? No, that's now in the ether. Can I ask you a question? Maybe in the second half of the mystery creative. Where are people going to get this if you don't tell them? Like, how are people going to know where to find this? No, it's going to be on YouTube. We're going to be streaming every week from our school. And we're going to be co-head coaches. Is that known?

Did you just make that announcement? No, we're making that announcement right now. That's what I'm saying. Co-head coaches? Yeah, co-head coaches. Oh, you know what they say about coaches. Yikes. You got two.

Yeah, but the thing is we both bring different things, right? Taylor is a recruiter. I'm the motivator. Who's playing the game? We're both playing the game. I would think one of you would do offense and one would do defense. You're both playing the game? The thing is we're both offensive guys, though. How are you both playing the game? Because one drive will be him, one drive will be me. The defense wins championships and if you guys are both offensive guys. Yeah, but that's why we got to get a good DC. I'm available. So now there's another guy in this picture? Hmm? I don't know, I don't like this.

I don't understand. I don't understand. It's really simple. You have to have a head coaching, co-coach, official. You guys are just handing the control back and forth to each other every drive? Every quarter? Maybe every half.

Maybe every half. You haven't figured it out? Ooh, but what if it's a really close game at halftime and you don't trust. Exactly, who takes a final shot? Who has the last drive? Yeah. Good question.

Who created this? I mean, that's all stuff that, huh? Nothing. You don't have to worry about that. You are not involved in all the things that we do, Exactly who takes a final shot who has the last drive? Yeah Huh You don't have to worry about that you are not involved and all the things that we do you will not be evolved I can guarantee I'm sensing like a lot of crankiness today. Maybe did we all stay up late playing the sims I For me, I have an excuse my head hurts really bad, but I'm pushing through did you get a piece of queso frito? Is that why I got to so fuck Jess Justin Cody had some in there in a great mood No, I'm not good. I had two pieces. He's great. I had two pieces of frito and a burger. I'm happy I'm gonna move to make a flag. Oh, I want to make queso frito the official food of mystery crate, dude The shadow wagyu queso frito with the guava sauce. That was very funny

First of all, don't insult it. It was a guava sauce with the roasted garlic. That's true. That's true. It was delicious. Yeah Gas I think I'm going for my birthday to shadow shadow yeah there's a and you rock it on that day yeah the whole week should throw my surprise is there anything no no more surprises I told them I don't want a cake I don't want a cake don't bring me a cake on Thursday I want if you guys want to see me have a birthday cool you're gonna be a little cupcake and then put one little candle in it so everyone can have a little if nobody has it if we bring one guys no surprises no cupcakes those are both banned the thing is this Thursday my birthday is the 25th yeah they're

saying the thing is the cake gets left over and then there's cake for six weeks yeah that nobody eats so I don't I want to save the company don't get a cake just get a couple cupcakes whoever wants wants have a carmen and asked me oh what I want since I was where time against the surprise yeah she she's like what do you want I go just buy a bag a bag of Oreos and everybody have cookies and milk with me and that's it Wow by gluten-free I that that was the issue but I think they make gluten-free Oreos they went to your birthday there you go December and you guys will all be on vacation so this isn't going to happen.

Vacation. Oh yeah, that's right. Because my birthday is late. Didn't we have to sing you happy birthday or something on someone else's birthday? I think so. Whose birthday? You were mad? I wasn't mad. I was perturbed.

It was ridiculous. I wasn't mad. Like the guy is here and he's venting and like, oh, why do we have surprises? We're 40 years old, but we like had to sing him happy birthday. First of all. On a day that wasn't his birthday cause he was having a little tantrum over there. Those are two separate incidences and you promoted my being 40 years old and

done with surprises take, you said it was your favorite thing. I had that had been heard in the office. It was one of my favorite things. It was an absurd comment. It was one of my favorite absurd comments. Now I don't know if I can trust you. What do you mean? You screamed that in front of everybody after ruining them. I was being upset and I went and I didn't, and I didn't know if I can trust you. What do you mean? You screamed that in front of everybody after ruining up. I was being upset.

And I didn't ruin it. Mike Ryan approached me, and he said he's sorry and that he was in the wrong. Are there any things in this world where the price hasn't gone up on? Costco hot dogs, Arizona iced tea. Arizona iced tea, still $0.99? Yep.

Do you think it's because they just printed those cans 50 years ago, and they're like, we're not going to take the loss on that? So they just have empty cans? But you know what's funny? They just like printed those cans like 50 years ago, and they're like we're not gonna take the loss on that You know it's funny that would be a legitimate reason why they would never change Next thing you know it's gonna be 199 no guys been fighting hard dude. I love the the I don't know what he is I guess the CEO of Arizona is like not we're gonna just keep it 99 cents like we're still making money Maybe not as much, but we're making money. Yeah, he had said that... I think he's doing all right. Arizona CEO. Let's look up what's his name.

I don't know what this guy sounds like, but I know that was a great impression of a guy. I'm being told in my ear that if you're a retailer, you can buy Arizona iced tea cans that do not have the price on it. And that way you can mark it up. And then Don Voltagio, I don't know if I'm saying that right, he's a CEO and he said he for the foreseeable future. He will not be raising the price So he gave himself an out he did but still he's true to the people. Yeah, the great yes is right here Arizona iced tea will keep its 99 sub price tag for the foreseeable future, dude back in the day There was nothing better than a tall ice like iced tea from Arizona is so good with a nice pub sub

I haven't been to Publix in months. I'm over Publix. Yeah. Why I co-sign that actually have the audio here I'm just gonna target increase the price and therefore increase the profit We're successful we're debt-free we own everything Why why have people who are having a hard time paying their rent have to pay more for our drink? Maybe it's my little way to give back. Would you definitively say that you'll never raise that 99 cent price? I don't know about never. Not in the foreseeable future. We're going to fight as hard as we can for consumers. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. This guy gets it my he had my vibe of like guys got making money and he's wearing shorts

He understands a capitalism machine. Yeah, I never say that Yeah, but he's debt-free they own everything. He said it they own everything And you're doing an interview in shorts. I mean, that's me already got Bottled piss charge $50 for a can. Him and the CEO of Costco, doing it for the man. Doing the Lord's work. So they have just not, their prices have not gone up just on their food items that they sell, right?

Like I imagine their grocery items. It's the hot dog. It's mainly the hot dog. Yeah. The hot dog combo. What about the double chunk chocolate cookie? I think the pizza's on. Have you been locked in on Big AJ and Big and big just you got Costco back those guys yeah

what are you gonna say about big just so me we're doing the me we bring the boom I can't stop watching I hate watch it I have to admit. You hate watch it? I mean, these guys seem like nice, but they're cringe, right? I mean, I'm terrible. As someone who is cringe, like, these guys are cringe. I see things show up on my fucking TikTok. I feel bad for the kid. We got big justice.

He's definitely, yeah. The Rizzler. We're setting him up to get the baby. He calls out Baby Gronk all the time. They already do. The Turkish guy that jiggles his tummy. I've seen them on live where they're just talking to comments and they're getting hate constantly It's just like okay, you're blocked you're blah like there. That's why I don't want to pile on like it's fun It's it's it's have you seen the music video they did

Yeah, the boom. Yeah, we bring the mom and the sister in and they're singing in an actual booth Taylor Go find it. We bring the boom to you Yes, we bring the boom. Yes Justice and AJ get the sound on this We bring the boom to you We bring the boom to everyone We bring the boom to everyone We bring the boom to everyone Your favorite father and son Every afternoon On your F-WAP It's so dude-ish And then it shows the dad like benching

There we go, there he is My guy's on the sauce 100% on the sauce But this guy used to do real estate no more of course Wow incredible chicken Double fist in the chili. Have you said more than four words? No, and I feel like they haven't positive they haven't Absolute shit, but he gets invited to places and they do it like he was at High Point University They taking BP in their field. I was like what?

Video it's like we're gonna be this Friday taking BP in their field? I was like, what? That's from Boca. The other day I saw a video. It's like, we're going to be this Friday night at the football field at Boca High. We should bring him to Highline. Does he take his kid to get his kid's eyebrows done also? I don't know. Or is that just what they look like? That's also not nice. What's not nice?

He's probably right, though. The guy clearly does his eyebrows in a mask. Six months ago, ripping apart some six-year-old for singing the National Anthem. And he's like, you better not talk about these masks. It's big justice. It's not the kids' fault. I'm asking the parents.

Leave Big Justice out of this, all right? Who's Big Justice, the guy? No, the little kid. Is named Big Justice. Yeah, AJ's the dad. Big Justice is the kid. And then obviously you got mom and sister. Big AJ drops bombs.

Just enjoy your childhood. Yeah. Yeah, but he's enjoying his childhood right now. No, he's an income stream right now Come on. He's paying his own way when this when this kid is never mind. They give everything a boom They do they go to restaurants. Sometimes they get a do Delhi and then we're gonna try their Philly cheesesteak Just one time don't like the no they give doom No, you do some time never heard of do you Tony? What's had this conversation where every food influencer is full of shit?

They never go to any restaurant they hate and it's always the same thing. It's a voiceover It's like follow me to this new spot on brickel to do this thing with the door There's a five boom like it's always four or five Yeah, it's always four or five. It's boom boom boom four out of five booms And it's just like that. I'm so happy that Chris knows because I watch as much as you do and I can't stop I just it's in my algorithm at this point. I know I want to stop but then it comes on and just like It's like a trade wreck you have to keep yes, yes, there's something he does like drills Oh, yeah, we're big where AJ's holding a pad and then big justice will get a chop going push them off and then tackle a dummy

It's great. It's electric. Oh man. Hmm. All right We have our top eight of schools that mean Taylor gonna take over for our dynasty five before no, he text me finally So it looks like he's making a decision. Do you already know the already already? Organization we're working on the team come in here. I know point is would hate that we're Conversations with a lot of schools. Okay, some clothes some a little further away But again, we have connections to these schools and we're intrigued by their coaching vacancies I already know the answer of us. Can we just if you will let's move this on We're looking at Rutgers

Bottom of the big ten need some help think that we can help them out Stanford Move it to the ACC get them back to where David Shaw had a bad ass tree. Yeah Exactly right trying to find the next Andrew look fa you Come on. Ohio. The Bobcats. Again, a little further away, but rebuildable program. Doesn't do much for me.

Not really. Western Kentucky. Classic FAU rival. These aren't ranked, are they? When I went there. You're just reading off a list, right? No, I'm reading from the- He's saying they're not in any order. They're not no not in any order So why am I giving you the fanfare?

The fanfare you lied to me coastal Carolina. Oh fun team. Let me see I can find it here They already has a fine thing with Eastern Carolina. My sound effects aren't on so I can I can play Coastal, Carolina coast the Chancleteers. The one with the teal field. The one with the dog was like, or the coach was like, I need some dogs. That's going to be you now. Didn't they have a good baseball team recently?

Yeah, more likely Taylor. They usually have a good team, I think. Kyle Berkley. I feel like we've done more than eight. How many more schools are there? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. That's the seventh one. and FIU. Ah So we're excited that gets you in Billy. I prefer they left my school alone your school. It's my school too, buddy

I graduated there. I Got some bad news for you. Whose school is it pie chart? To be honest, it's more my school if you want me to be really honest Wow, explain my family school my mom graduated from FIU. My sister was two-time student body president. Paul Volter. OK. But that's your family.

That's not your family. Family school. It's my family school. He was an athlete for that school. For 11 seconds, OK. It doesn't matter. 11 seconds more than you. OK.

He actually vaulted with a pole. You played football with no ball. OK. And that's why I'm taking over the pole vault whole thing with no try out for the team without a pole that's just high jump it's not sure running is that what it's called high jump when you when you just run and jump over the over the pole yeah they have you they have you doing other sports or you just like I'm gonna be a pole vaulter and that's it what's that did they try you out at other stuff no no I

walked on but you walked in I'm gonna do a pole vaulter yeah okay so they did this I know they did in high school too yeah I don't remember having like pole vaulters in high school. I never having a track. They don't have it everywhere Yeah, it's an idea. It's a very select. Yeah, so yeah, so we're looking at that. We're gonna get our You guys should get our stuff in the next like week or two Maybe yeah a little our selections down to top three then pick our school How about you guys just pick it as soon as possible because you just strike when this NCAA? Yeah, for real thing is hot and it's gonna be hot should be streaming every hot the entire year I don't know I don't think it's gonna say now is the moment we're in the era of

like stuff comes and it goes right away you're also like it's not going anywhere dude Trump forgot he got shot at like three days after it happened okay so also everyone's doing this you gotta you gotta not just get it everybody's doing this yes everybody's doing this you got to find a way to do it differently than others to motivate people to come in the worst thing about being a coin A koi pond is being the last coin the koi fun It's like speeding you don't want to be the last car that's speeding We already know what that is. We already started and did it. You know, I streamed the day it came out

But you don't have a school. You should have kept it going. Are schools coming up this week? When? This week? Towards the end of the week? Big reveal. There are gonna be guys already winning national championships. You're here. So they are ready There's by his fourth season and his own personal one. That's fine This is bigger than that. This is bigger than individual accolades You gotta get this is getting together and doing something for the betterment of a program. You got a program really? That's what every that's what everyone's franchise is sure but again, it's different It's different. It's different.

I don't expect you to get it. I know that you think that I'm being critical. I don't expect you to get it, though. I'm trying to help you. No, no. I get that. Because he's absolutely right. You need to strike while the iron's hot.

You're waiting too long to do this. The iron is hot. We will strike at the right time. We are not worried about time. Because you know what? It takes time to build a program. What is time? Do you think the Northern Illinois Huskies are waiting

around to pick their program? No, they're already going. They're playing. Damn. They have guys on the field. But you know what? This is a different school. Whatever, whatever we're going to pick, we're going to go in and impose our way of doing things. That's going to be exciting. Welcome to Mystery Create. We'll be back.

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That one's more. Little sexual. Yeah. Greg, what do you think? You know, sitting around the kitchen table and scranton. See, that's good. My dad used to always say, Joey, if you're ever on a podcast, don't have nothing to say. You're going to come up with shit.

That was the most believable, believable part of the impression. Sitting around the kitchen table in Scranton. But none of you sound like him. Is he even from Scranton? The point is, we're not trying. We're just doing it in the spirit of it. I don't think, like, nobody's good enough to sound exactly like him. Is he even from Scranton? The point is we're not trying. We're just doing it in the spirit of it. I don't think, like, nobody's good enough to sound exactly like him from here.

Hold on, wait, hold on. Can you mansplain impressions to me for a few more minutes? I don't think I'm getting it. No, the thing is, you're like, it doesn't sound like it. OK, well, what do you want me to do? Sound like him? A better impression? I can't sound like him.

That's the point of an impression, Tony. I can't sound like him. I'm sorry. The Trump one sounds like Trump. The Trump one is good. Thank you. I Try it's pretty good I played golf with Bryson DeChambeau a little more nasally that's from

Pretty good little nasal. I try and see I lose now you lost but you're Bryson DeChambeau the way you said bow nailed it you nailed that syllable once he started getting the compliments though. That was it. He's like himself, I love trees I saw some clip of him Sambo he's just like that's a maple. I love trees. We were just talking in the break about Southwest is getting rid of their open seating what which is crazy because that was like their thing that is their thing It was there even though you could still pay to sit in the front of the plane and board first They're still their thing the two bags thing right is another big the two bags is also a thing But I want to get away

Yeah We were talking about the one and get away campaign where it was like the commercial someone would do something and then it would be So embarrassing that they need to fly somewhere the one that sticks out to me is a lady and like of someone else's bathroom She's like, oh, I'm going to snoop around this medicine cabinet. And then all the shelves break. And it's just like, want to get away? That's kind of an easy one to get out of. Just like, why were you in my medicine cabinet?

No, no, but like, oh, I sneezed. I sneed. No, like something, like I fell and I tried to grab it and things fell out. Inside the medicine cabinet? If your scenario is the mirror one, where you open it up. If you shake it hard enough, it'll fall. It was the mirror thing where you open it up. I wouldn't believe you if you said that.

If you were like, hey, I accidentally bought a one-way ticket to Tummyache City, and I wanted to just see if you had any Tums, I'd be like, don't snoop. Yeah, just ask. Just ask, but it's OK. I'll fix it. That's a tough scenario.

You don't have to buy a plane ticket to Las Vegas. I'll forgive you. What's up with these flimsy shelves? All right, I move one thing, and they all collapse. I don't think we're doing those, like, mirrored shelf things anymore. Oh, I'll forgive you. What's up with these flimsy shelves? All right, I move one thing and they all collapse I don't think we're doing those like mirror. Yeah Modern bathrooms though like a small bathroom. You don't have room for like a cabinet and a mirror So you have the one in both like what is the fascination with somebody else's medicine cabinet? I've never gotten you never snoop No, I've never followed why i would

now from looking for if i cut myself on the road band-aid i might open their cabinet where in someone's house is greg cody most likely to snoop where nowhere where would be if i were in your house where i find out the most things about you that you don't want me to know that's usually the cabinet has to be the garage it could be the garage that i have but the medicine q you know to be the garage. It could be the garage. That's not a bad answer.

But the medicine, you know, who cares what pill I'm taking? You know what I mean? I've been at like a kid's birthday party where I go inside to go to the bathroom and all of a sudden I find myself in this kitchen all alone and I see the spices. I'm like, let's see what they're working with here.

Ooh, that's a good one, Chris. See what kind of spices they're working with. Fungal cream? I can see that. But if they walk in, are they gonna be insulted? It's like, why are you looking at my spices? You know what I've noticed being a TikTok person now? You're a TikTok person?

Yeah. Oh, come on. We know this. Boo! The potato guy. By the way, since we recorded the first half of this episode, there was a collab between AJ and Big Justice. Boo!

And Tua, which sent me on a tailspit. But anyways, continue my point. I've noticed that almost everything that's ever cooked in the history of the internet has garlic, like some form of paprika, and it's the same four ingredients in everything. Yeah. Staples.

I've noticed with my cooking that I have to change it up because I will fall to the same, like oh, chicken, all right, let me get some garlic powder, some salt and pepper. I do have, I need to sometimes, all right, I don't want everything I'm tasting. I'm really making this thing. Spice cabinet is great,

because you can immediately tell if someone sucks at cooking. If they have spices that expired in like 1982, oh my God, I did a spice cabinet clean out of my parents' house like 10 years ago. There was shit that they got in their wedding registry that was in their frigging cabinet. 1978. This is horrifying.

I just cleaned out my cabinet for the first time since I like bought spices for the first time like seven years ago moving in. So like there were a couple. What did you not use? Uh, the cinnamon. You think you use cinnamon more. Yeah, you don't.

I use a shit ton of cinnamon. I'm not a baker. No, I'm a smoothie person. I'm a smoothie person. You have yellow pinch of cinnamon in a smoothie? Yeah. For certain smoothies. I've heard different. Also nutmeg smoothie person. You have yellow pinch of cinnamon in a smoothie? Yeah. For certain smoothies. I've heard different. Also nutmeg.

Banana, peanut butter, cinnamon? That's in the cinnamon category. Nutmeg you only need, like even in a very nutmeg-y recipe, it's like a fourth of a teaspoon. Yeah, it dominates. So it might, unless you bake a lot of stuff with nutmeg in it, you're not gonna use a whole jar. That's why I always get the little ones of nutmeg. Yeah.

Because I'll actually go through. I would bet you have a ton of expired spices in yours. I don't believe spices expire. Oh, well, there you go. That is, so that is a thing that I hear from people your age. And it is absolutely not true. It's not that they're going to make you sick, it's just that after a while they all smell like sawdust. Well, I'll use a 30-year-old spice. spice and what happens is when you're using a spice that's expired the way to

reanimate it is to heat it up. What? Yeah it wakes it up. Microwaving? No no no you put on the stove top. Celery salt? It wakes it up. Right that's what you do. It's true. It's been 30 years I don't know. I've never seen you do that though. Well, because I have current. Fresh spices. No you don't. I have current spices. I mean this is a good Greg Cody show segment right now. I'm gonna get a video of my dad's spice cabinet. Go into the spice cabinet.

Yeah, you're welcome to. I clean out my spice rack every five years. You hinted your dad cooks a good amount though. No he does. Yeah. But I've just seen that spice rack and I don't see a lot of like. Movement.

It's a lot. No new players. It's. Same roster. The paprika thing it's mostly for color. Hmm. Because it's it's a little it's a dash of red. It's in the pepper family and it's got very little flavor. Like if you... Paprika? Yeah if you... Like you're not talking about like smoked just regular. Right regular paprika has very little flavor. Take it, lick it off your palm and notice that, uh, what am I tasting here? It just tastes like powder.

You know, it doesn't really have a flavor. It's because it's been expired for three years. No, no, no. No, he's right. Paprika doesn't have a strong enough taste. You just proved your point. It just tastes like powder. It's almost always for color.

Yeah. Yeah. You wanna liven up- It's not a spice of spiciness. Right. You wanna liven up a boring chicken breast, you put a little sprinkle of paprika on there. I also would be curious what your medicine cabinet expiration date situation looks like, because I, just like my parents,

at my boyfriend's parents' house a few years ago during COVID, I was looking for Advil or something. And they had some sort of like, uh, ointment that had expired and like, I want to say like 1998. And it was, I was like, I don't even think you lived here in 1998. Like this came from another house. Some could say it would actually be more potent the older it is. I've taken like expired Advil in Thailand all the time.

But how expired? Like a year or two? Yeah, a year or two, Like not, you know, decades. Yeah, I'm talking like 30 years ago. Well, when like the Berlin Wall was still up. Remember in Wolf of Wall Street, they take those Quaaludes that they think are expired and then all of a sudden... Delayed fuse. Bam.

Why does ointment expire in the first place? I feel like ointment, you know, you can use a 40-year-old tube of ointment. That's just boring. just might not do anything. But do you think it's one of those things where like a water bottle, like the expiration date's not for the water, it's for the bottle. Packaging? I do think, I mean like expiration dates, you can look this up. It's a con. I mean most of them are just, like they have to have an expiration date so they conservatively estimate like a best buyer expiration date. You don't have to go like, if it been a couple of years and your Advil looks

fine. I'm not saying take it cause you know, how do you know if it doesn't look fine? You could, if it's like stuck together, if like the coating is like gross and crusty, I mean you could, if it's been stored at a normal temperature, I mean, I'm not saying to do anything. I'm not a doctor. I'm not prescribing expired Advil. I think you're onto something cause like gel tabs would definitely show age. Yeah but like regular capsules. Capsules no. Capsules are like uh. They taste really good by the way. Like the white chalky ones like. I get the the red coated Advil. Delicious. Little red 40 on it. Candy. Candy. By the way guys you betcha's

presented by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show DraftKings the crown is yours you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I'm gonna throw it to Tony, the birthday boy. He has one for UFC this weekend. Yeah, UFC 304. We've got Leon Edwards versus Balak Muhammad II. I think that one is going to go to decision. So I think you get Leon by decision at plus 100. And then I think you get the fight to go to the distance Also plus 200 Mike I think we saw so I don't know if you can parley's to parley those together in a same game But you can stake them independently. I think both of those are gonna be good. Obviously they coincide

So you're not betting against yourself at the time of recording the go to distance is minus 210 and Leon Edwards by decision is plus 100. Okay, so you got a nice little Minus 210 plus 100 little juice there you get better separately you betcha you betcha I Saw on the internet that That's five booms boom boom boom boom So I want to say this, you know how we've been talking about the MLB players having like- Dad, your phone's ringing.

No, it's over there. I don't hear it. It's behind your photo. It's behind your photo. Hold your man, Chris. Really bad. Who is it? I don't know.

I don't know the number. You could make it silent if you want. I did. Do you guys ever get excited that like the spam callers, so like some of them say scam likely, but sometimes it's just like Modesto, California, or like someplace. Do you ever get excited that like the spam callers, so like some of them say scam likely, but sometimes it's just like Modesto, California, or like someplace. Do you ever get excited like,

what if this is the phone call that'll change my life? And then you let it go to voicemail and it's like, I have information about your warranty. So when I was job searching after one of my numerous layoffs, I was always scared like, damn, this might be the call for a job. I need to pick this up.

And then it's like extended warranty or the other day hi is this Thomas it said under the number we think this is probably not a scam and I was like okay I'm gonna wait really that's so wordy it's scam likely so they scam likely though getting getting back to the the celebration so you know how in the MLB they hit a you know home run or they'll hit a double and the guy on second base like does like something and the guy on second base does something and the rest of the team doesn't back? We need to start one here for the show

when somebody has a good take or a good point, we hit them with a boom! But we do it and we don't explain it to anybody. Just to people on mystery. I'll get this out. I dropped a boom on Dan in the show the other day. What? I was like, that gets two booms!

And he was just like, what? He just stared at you. He kept going. Yeah, it was great. Anyway. Wow, that's amazing. Has that gotten into your algorithm? What, boom? No, the AJ.

No, AJ and Big Justice. Big Justice and AJ. Skippity toilet? How about that? They bring the boom. I don't know any of that. That's what they do? No.

He might see one this week. Now that Tua's involved. He might see one this week. Oh, you know what? I'm just going to show you. That was at the Zach Bryan concert. Yeah. In South Florida? How about AJ and Big the Zack Bryan concert Yeah in South. Yeah

Shit we already talked in the song We bring the boom I was like 20 minutes ago expired ingredients Boca might as well be okay. Yeah, I'm gonna show her. Oh, we have it on screen. Okay, perfect We're gonna show it on screen so Greg can see oh not a video No, it's just a shot. Who are those people? Those are okay. So the little kid is big justice Yeah, and the guy to the left is dad AJ. They're like the internet. They're like the latest internet sensation They've gone crazy viral. They just do the they go to different. I'm gonna show him the video

They go to Italian spa Costco food reviews. Yeah, I mean, I mean, come on They're born that show Greg the video on certain later Can you imagine you imagine you you and a young Chris doing that for internet like Me and my dad recreating like that boom song. Oh, it's a whole song You guys should definitely go to Costco and do this for why don't we show featuring Greg Cody Can we have an on-air meeting? Why don't we play things like we do on the regular show like you always want to end like because better if we're reacting It's different. The thing is if you guys don't tell me what the fuck we're gonna do

But you should always have an AJ and Big Justice video just in case. You should be able to know when we walk into the studio exactly where we're gonna end up. I mean, he had the photo ready. Taylor pulled up the photo. I guess, point for Taylor. Negative one for my point. Check it out on YouTube later, which you won't and see the work. I'm doing that's You're right. I only listen I give Mike for booms. You know Mike for this boom

Boom I have a little Friday tradition where I'll get in the car with Lehman And I'll be like do you want to listen to mystery crate? And he'll be like okay, and we listen to it together, and I just listen back to it. Yeah, it's great Nice, I never listen half the time we talk about him, so yeah's great. Nice. I never listen to him. Half the time we talk about him, so. Yeah. That's true. You never listen to Mystery Crate?

No, I watch it. I support my guy in my contest. Well done. You don't do that either. Well done. You don't do that either. I know you. I love listening to Mystery Crate on Fridays.

You have texted me before, like about how you just listen, you listen to something and it's funny. It's funny, and then I hear, I always hear stuff I missed when we're in studio. That is true. I've found listening back to the show recently, not this show, the main show, like I miss you.

You don't hear a lot of things. I don't hear probably 60%. And a lot of times it's like right before I talk. So I'm going to fight through. Fight through, yeah. Right before I talk, all I'm thinking about is what I'm going to say. So I always miss the things said right before I talk.

So this week, this week I asked. Because there was one time where I was like, I didn't hear any of that. I get caught up in the air a lot, like looking up something or like, I'll have someone come talk to me and then I'll come back and I'll say the same exact thing. And then I realized you guys just said that.

You know, a quick little let's ski and I don't like ideas. This week I asked Dave Zirin a, Zirin? Zirin, sorry. Like a siren, but with a Z. Dave Zirin a question and then Dan started talking to me right after and I missed the answer because he was telling me was A question of all questions. So I never found out if we can have an ethical Olympics

Yeah, I didn't know what your question was. I just heard the question that happened the question I'll be like what was your question and I'll repeat the question and I'll miss the answer Yeah, I think that's what happened and then Dan does this And I'm like, I have nothing else. I just asked a great question. What do you want me to do? I can't hear anything. The other day when my mic didn't work, I felt so alone. Wow.

I really wanted to make you think you were a ghost. I was in the middle of telling Dan, I was like, pretend like you didn't hear Tony again. And then Billy started talking to you, and I was like, shit. That would have been a good bit, though. I said like three things about the Puerto Rican National Team Center, and then Dan didn't respond and I was like damn Okay, I thought Dan liked that. Okay, he's not he doesn't care

I was where I was going like ten minutes ago and we got sidetracked the internet is telling me We got distracted with the booms but uh, you guys ever eat the the drumsticks with the peanuts on it. Yeah I had one yesterday. You like the ice cream drumsticks not like a chicken wing I know you're going same thing. I saw yeah I know you're going with this. Oh, I don't know what this is. Tell me those things are fucking amazing. Yeah Yeah, well, they don't know they don't melt in me What do you mean they don't know they don't know I saw some internet video where they were just like how do they not melt? It's ice cream. It's you know, it's not ice cream

That's what that's the thing of like this is it's like some fake Convoluted ice cream that when left out For like 12 hours. They like cut into it, and it's still I don't believe that it's like it's like it looks like I had it for I don't believe it I saw that video like six months ago that video and I grabbed it yesterday, and I With a smile on my face, okay, you know right after that's like that's what I mean that was like this thing Which cereal which cereal had like the bug in it a few years ago? Oh, the shrimp.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp. I went out that next day and was like, give me all of the cinnamon toast. Delicious. I hope there's a shrimp in mine. Doesn't make, I'm still going to crush those shrimp. What about the stick? The thumb that was in the chili at Wendy's.

You remember that? Oh, that was proven to be a hoax or something. I don't remember that. Was it? It was a fake thumb? She had actually grabbed the thumb and placed it in there to try to sue Wendy's grabbed her own. No, the guy like one of the guy her husband was a construction worker and the guy cut it. No, like one of the another co-worker had done it and

like they had this scheme like oh well it's already cut off and then they stuffed it in the chili to sue Wendy's. Wow. What? Damn. I'll tell you this story. You better you should put it up. Yeah, you should put it up. Taylor, put that up for me, please. So wait, this video's claiming that drumsticks don't melt. Yeah. No, it's not claiming. It's showing.

But I've eaten them before, and they will drip out the bottom if you don't get to that shit quickly. Really? I don't know. I've never seen dripping. Tony, we work in media, and you can edit things. And sometimes, you say, hey, this has been out for 12 hours. It's really only been out like 30 seconds.

No. And then you cut it, and you claim. hey, this has been out for 12 hours It's really only been out like 30 so no no you can tell cuz it's a claim It's like our intro video. That's like two minutes, and then it comes down and then it jumps to one fastest two minutes in all Sports yeah, it's actually one minute. I didn't know Greg was so into Tai Chi Yeah, you are into Tai Chi aren't you he has no record like do you see the open that we play every show like what? Are me and you yeah, we're like going like this I've forgotten, but yeah, why did we do that? I don't Good point that was like I love that Greg saying this all off mic. Yeah, talk to the money. Sorry was like Becky and John Reed

I have a question for you guys. You got a doom there? Do you guys like have purchases that you refuse to make on your phone? Like what? What do you mean? Like when you order something that's a big purchase, you gotta do it on the laptop? Yes. That sort of thing?

Yes. Or when I do flights. I need to see all the possibilities of like what flight's this, what flight's that. Is my number correct? Like my power number? Is it a dollar amount thing Or is it like you need to be focused thing? It's kind of it might be a little both because I like making big purchases either

I made a big purchase on my phone, but like what was like a couch or something. No, it was so well I can say it. Okay It was um, you know how you have to pay the tag tax Deposit or whatever when you're buying a car. They're like, hey, yeah You could just go on your phone and do it here and then it did do Apple pay and I was like, oh wow I spent well, but that's ton of money Apple pay on my phone. No, no, I know It makes things so you're buying a car and it's on your phone That's the man when they do the Apple pay and it's like looking at your face and you it's like spinning

It's like chit-ching. I was like, ah, it's nothing better than like you get that check mark. I don't do with my face I do with the the double the double tap on the side on the side Yeah, but I thought like face thing is difficult in the summer because sunglasses really throws my face ID for a loop. I can wear sunglasses in my phone. Really? I don't think I have face ID set up on my phone. Why? I don't know I just I don't remember the government. I never did well that's crazy. For me Fuentes I usually buy the Delta app is very good for purchasing on like in the app But if I'm doing like a multi city travel or like a multi day itinerary you gotta open You gotta have like seven tabs. I agree. So Greg like you've ever booked when's the last time you booked?

Did you book your Ireland you booked a flight I don't do that. Yeah Did you book your Ireland trip? What about when you booked a flight? I don't do that. Yeah. Either the Herald does it for him or mom. Well, yeah. But before, you had to call a travel agent, right? Or would you just call the airline straight up?

I mean, way back in the day, the Herald had a travel agent who booked everything. And she just got your info and she took care of it. Yeah. Gotcha. But like an airplane, didn't you just show up to the airport and be like, hey, I want a flight to Denver.

And they're like, OK. While you're ripping a cigarette? Yeah. That's how it was. Harry Carriccio's there eating an elbow pot. Have you guys ever done, I think it's the movie Yes Man with Jim Carrey, have you guys ever seen this? It's like a dumb movie. I don't remember the movie.

He says yes to everything and one of the things like his girlfriend says let's go travel somewhere. So like they go to the airport and it's like let's see where we're going. And ever since I've seen that in that movie I've been intrigued by the idea of one time, like me and my wife, like kids out of town, we just have like a weekend to ourselves,

like let's just go to the airport. But what are you packing? Cause it feels so impractical. That's what I mean, like it's, I get that. Like it's, but it just seemed in this movie, like when they just like, they go there, it's like, all right, we're going to go the next way. I love the idea of spontaneity,

but I don't like the practice of spontaneity. You just reminded me, in the movie, they weren't, it wasn't them picking a spot, it was they go to the airport, they go, what's your next flight out? And it's like, wherever that is, that's where we're going. I tried to do this with a buddy of mine

when I was like 22 and unemployed and had nothing to do, and we were like, all right, let's just one weekend, let's just go to Fort Lauderdale Airport, ask for what the cheapest flight is in the next couple of hours and let's take it and then Orlando and then the cheapest flight was Puerto Rico for $390 and we're like you want to just go like go grab a drink at the bar and then tomorrow morning go to the beach was like yep that's what we're gonna do I tried so hard I really wanted to but it wasn't gonna happen imagine like you walk in oh what's your next flight I

don't care what it is book it it. Bismarck, North Dakota. Honestly, that's kind of what I wanted. I wanted something really random. As long as it's going to be cheap. Let me spend a day in a random spot. Grit of death punishment. The next flight out. How about I just plan my own trip? Yeah. I would lie. If that was a grit of death punishment, I would lie. I would go on flight aware and I would map the entire thing out and I would. Yeah. Like, Oh no. I would lie I would go on flight aware and I would map the entire thing out and I would work

Yeah, like oh no guys. I'm gonna do this on Tuesday at 345 Send the bill fuck Aruba Greg I don't want to go someplace. I don't want to go you know I'm I'm not picking a random Light end up going to Butte, Montana. Why? It's very pretty though. Is it never been but I've heard that there are like things about Montana There's like mystery mystery vacations you can take like companies where it's like you pay and that's a good mystery crate Mystery vacation tie-in sponsorship Wow Talk to him. Yeah, we're Cynthia Cynthia. Yeah, I saw and they tell you like pack for certain weather so you're not caught off guard. Yeah, it's in you Siberia Bring a sweater how about when Dan was like we were camping in a tent

It was 50 and 60 degrees as if that's like oh no, how did he heat the water bottles? Pete probably had electricity right between the cheeks you can can admit now how skeptical you were of Ron story It's a safe space now. Yeah, no one can hear. Yeah, except everybody out there. No, but they're not talking to me I found it hard to believe That it was a near-death experience. That's all I mean I agree if I speak to Ron and he's you know, effusive about it and convinces me, of course I'm going to believe him. But to just hear that, I think the natural assumption is, well, that's got to be exaggerating

a little bit. Come on. Jared Sussman Right. Like, was the Buffalo that close? Or was it kind of far enough where you could make an escape if you really needed to? You got to retell, yeah. Ron McGill Especially Ron McGill, of all people, because that guy has been in the wild with lions and tigers and bears. And the idea that this time it was a near-death experience, it just, you know, keep track of the size of that buffalo because I feel like it's going to keep getting bigger. It's going to keep getting bigger. I'm very skeptical also, however, Greg, or not Greg, sorry, Freudian slip, I guess. Ron,

maybe the only credible Levitard show semi-regular guests that I actually would believe in this situation. Yeah, but that's why he can get away with lying Yeah, because he's the most credible and the other thing is some people don't believe that you hit the walls in Ireland How quickly do we love low run good question? I feel like I got out run a buffalo quite frankly depends which one Josh Allen. I've Be tough Quite frankly depends which one Josh Allen. I'm probably tough They run up to 35 miles an hour Jeff How fast does Usain Bolt run you can't tell me that he wouldn't outrun a buffalo I think he runs like What's the average speed of a 70 year old man?

Like Tyree kill will hit like 23 miles an hour. That's about Usain Bolt as well. 23.35 miles per hour. So you're telling me that a Buffalo cannot run Usain Bolt. You're gonna go to Buffalo. You're gonna get killed by a Buffalo. In a short distance though, I take Tyree Kill over a Buffalo. Yeah, quick speed. That's maybe fair. We're talking peak speed. I think it's a four legs. I've got four legs. Yeah, that's what the thing is Dad, they're good at age 70. Generally an easy pace for seniors should be around a 15-minute mile Do you feel like I can do six minutes? So yeah, they can run 35 miles per hour for four hours straight a buffalo Yes, Wow, let's time Bernie Pommel II. Let's time that This Buffalo's been running 35 miles an hour

for the last four hours. The guy that was running around all day. Redrunbison.com. What's on the Greg Cody show this week? I don't know, we haven't recorded it yet. Well, the last one. The last one. Sarah Spain.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Sarah's on the show. Delightful, delightful conversation with her. What'd you guys talk about? She's also been to Ireland. So we shared some Ireland stories. Sláinte. And she was wonderful. I was going to try to do an Irish accent.

That would have been terrible. Do it. No, I want Trump to say goodbye. Okay, goodbye. See you later. Folks, I'm coming to you with this observation because you know it and I know it. Since the very dawn of mankind, we've cooked our food over an open flame and debated the best way to grill. But one thing that's not up for debate, grilling and beer always go together.

And not just any beer will do. Whether you barbecue Texas style or you're just used to you know celebrating a Wednesday with burgers and dogs, you need a beer that tastes great and is less filling so that you have more room for food. You need Miller Lite. Baseball season's back in action. It's the second half of the year so I know this weekend I'm gonna be having some buddies over for a barbecue and a ball game. We're gonna watch the games in the afternoon and I'm looking forward to sipping on some Miller Lite while we do it because Miller Lite keeps it simple.

Undebatable quality, tastes as great as your barbecue. With a Miller Lite in hand, grilling doesn't just taste great, it tastes like Miller time. To get Miller Lite delivered right to your door, visit MillerLite.com slash crate, or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly, Miller Brewing Company,

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces.