The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Mystery Crate: Episode Two Hundred - Forty-Four

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

As Meadowlark Media grows, the shipping container is forced into an even smaller space for this edition of Mystery Crate. The crew hears all about Tony's European vacation and how much better America ...is than everywhere else. They also take place in a SNKRs Shock Drop together before Chris Cote takes the show where he always does. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Through the wire, through the limit to the wall How the chance to be with you are climbing this ghetto Through the wire, through the limit to the wall How the chance to be with you are climbing this ghetto I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it.
Starting point is 00:00:54 I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it. Is that the best sample of all time? The best sample of all time. Um, cooked. You can't just wait from the back I'm gonna smash my burger I'm gonna try this b.i.g. use the juicy fruit sample. Oh, yeah, but that song may have been stolen. Oh I didn't talk to anybody. I haven't talked to anybody. But that song may have been stolen. What about
Starting point is 00:01:20 In between the sheets when Biggie's sample that for to hold the ladies in the place with styling, but it's like, yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, he sticks me real good bushes. He sticks me real good bushes. Who rock crews and make moves with all the mommies? The back of the clubs, if in my ways,
Starting point is 00:01:36 where you find me, the back of the clubs, back in, is this going on YouTube? Uh oh. It's like a poem, we're gonna talk about it. Did he built an empire on you? Example, oh, more money, more problems. Yeah, the Diana Ross. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Huh? I'm coming. Crocodile rock. That's a sample? Yeah. I was trying to find like, what's the whitest I can go here? Well, you could have gone out and jumped sample of like that. What's the new song?
Starting point is 00:02:07 When he sampled his own shit. Was it by the way? Yes, I fully respect what he's doing. He's saying he was a, it wasn't. He was doing it. Do a leep-up. Do a leep-up. He does like, he all look the same.
Starting point is 00:02:17 He literally find, he's finding like all of these current artists and be like, yo, you want to help me remix my track? Yeah. And it's like, yo, who's getting paid double? Exactly. We're making the track, but also, all right, we got to pay samples. That's right.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Guess who? Same account, by the way. You want to just wire, it's fine. Oh, man. That's the, that's like my dream is to be someone who's credited for doing it, but also for writing it and for like, because I want to show up. I want to be like, all right, you pay me. I want to walk out the route.
Starting point is 00:02:49 You want to do the track and the rap triple double no assists. Exactly. But like, I want to walk out. Come on. I want a different outfit. Come back in and get paid for that. And then go to the end. So you can't give me a different check.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Yeah. Absolutely. Or like Jerry Seinfeld where he sends, he does the commercial in Japan or whatever. And they have to send him the checks and he has to sign the little checks. It's like 17 cents. Like seven cents and he has to sign them.
Starting point is 00:03:14 They're like, it's $1.84, thank you. Signs 600 checks. And he's got a carpal tunnel, he can't do it. Anyway, so welcome to Mystery Crate. Yay! Oh, I'm on there. A little bit more of an intimate setting here. It was tight. Tony we can't do it. Anyway, so welcome to Misery Creek. Yay! You're better. A little bit more of an intimate setting here. It was tight.
Starting point is 00:03:29 You must have, you've been out of the country. You must just have a lot to say. I do. I think we should just all lay out here and let Tony go. Wow. I want to save my European top five observations for the show because they're good. They're really good and I feel like the world needs to hear them.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Right now, do it right now. Wow. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now. Do it right now.
Starting point is 00:04:00 My producer is telling me no. My producer is telling me no. Oh, I can't do that. You had 20 hours to share it on Levitar. Yeah. So you got to do that. First off, first off. No, we're not saying you're not saying you're a father, you know, maybe on your 30 European vacation by time, well, they hit it hard next week and shall I brother? Dan did call for it though, so I'll step back and just leave it. Thank you. But no, observations, I can give those Americans great
Starting point is 00:04:17 America, America, America rocks dude, sorry for everybody's like, Oh, America, this is that America kicks ass. The greatest comes in the world. Goddamn right. For most people. Hmm. And brother, if you've been somewhere else and they got it better than they do over here,
Starting point is 00:04:32 you'd let me know because I've been a bunch of different countries and people did not have it that good. Like, I mean, you've been, you're a very well-traveled man. Yes. Like, you know what it is to walk out into a place where you're like, oh, there's nothing here. Like, I can't get food here. I don't know, there's everything's closed.
Starting point is 00:04:50 It's not even that. Where's your poultry? It's not even that. You know what it is? America was a country that was built with literally one thing in my convenience. I don't make everything easy. Yep.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Drive through, like H.O.V. Lane. Streets. Streets, like, capitalism capitalism and convenience everything is built on elevators Over there they do shit where it's like well, this is how we've always done it and like they've done it like that way for 500 years so they can't understand certain things I remember like my you know going to France and like being hungry going to restaurant like at 130 and it's like it's close What do you mean it's close? They're close for lunch. I'm like, you're a restaurant! You're a restaurant! You don't get to have a lunch!
Starting point is 00:05:29 How are the beds? Small. So like, it's stiff, right? European hotels, you've never been to Europe. European hotel rooms are like this room that we're in right now. It's like, what, seven by nine? Like, everything is just smaller.
Starting point is 00:05:44 And when you ask for a bigger bed, they just give you two twin beds pushed together. Like I'm a cruise. Yeah, but you still feel the split of the twin bed. Oh, the split. So I was sleeping and then I would like fall into the split of the twin bed. I'm gonna fall off the bed,
Starting point is 00:05:57 I'm so afraid and I'm like, ah! But everything's small. Yeah. People are small. Yeah. People are small. Yeah. People are very small over there. And I must have hit my head. Again, I'm not 6'10", I'm not this huge guy.
Starting point is 00:06:10 I'm like 6'4", but the fact that I hit my head once a day, I'm not lying, once a day I hit my head there. That's because you know what a Germany. You know what it is. You're like the average German height. Tony. Tony's like the average German height. The average German height is 6'4". That can't be. No, I want you to look that up. I can't be. No, Tony's like the average German height. The average German height is six four.
Starting point is 00:06:25 That can't be true. No, I want you to look that up. That can't be true. Yeah, that's right. No wonder they were in the workup. Okay, damn. Damn, you know what it is. Why, symmetric system.
Starting point is 00:06:35 That should sucks. By the way, metric system, we do a lot of great things in America. A lot of great things. Let me be first. The average male height is 5'11". Well, he's looking at it in five. I see men in Germany.
Starting point is 00:06:47 That's a Germany okay. Five feet, 10.9 inches for some reason, and women are 5'4 inches. So just regular like every other wall. Very standard. Where did you get that? Why did you have to hide the confusion? The average high-line Germany is 6'4".
Starting point is 00:07:04 I remember when I went to I went to Somewhere and I was going on the airport and it's like, you know, this is the high and and I was like okay It's a lie. What do you want me to do? Hating on me today all day though. That's the difference. It's like all nice shirt bra Whatever you said. I don't give a shit doesn't matter the point is Minnes everywhere dude. Oh jeez in everywhere in like just So hot like unbearably hot because that's another they don't believe in air conditioning. Oh It's hot here to this
Starting point is 00:07:39 It's hot when you're window What do you do the same air comes from there here and it's hot But you say it's hot here, yeah, it's hot here, but it's hot over there, like to another level of heat. Right, so it was 107 every day I was there. I'm telling you, it's not because, yes, it's hot, but it's not because that is because here,
Starting point is 00:07:59 everywhere you go, it's like standard. Every way is air conditioning. There's no question. There's no air conditioning. It becomes something that you tell everybody, yo, how was work today? The AC went out and I was like, oh my God. I did.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I did. Because again, they built all this shit thousands of years ago. They don't have, believe in air conditioning, because like, what, it's always been nice, but they don't understand that global warming's happening. So like, it's regular to have every, look, every year in France,
Starting point is 00:08:26 in the summertime, whenever there's a heat wave, there's a shit ton of old people who die of heat exhaustion. I don't know why I laughed at that. Yeah, that's the best. It's literally because they don't have any AC, right? That's all people. Yeah, man, like it's not a big deal. And does it get cold enough for it to be snowing and stuff?
Starting point is 00:08:44 I don't know how. Now they do have heat, right that a good thing? Yeah. And does it get cold enough for it to be like, snowing and stuff? I don't know. Now, they do have heat, right? Cause it does get cold. Like, maybe not snowy cold, but cold. So there is heating, like with the radiator pipes and stuff like that, like the stuff you see in New York. But the concept of air conditioning, they're like, no, just open the window.
Starting point is 00:08:58 At most, maybe a table fan, not even ceiling fans, right? So people just live in heat. Oh, man. Like, oh, no, it's nice. I like it. It was nice. I don't think they anticipated the earth warming up to this degree.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Well, when I was in Rome, Rome was a hundred and seven. Seven for? Yes. And they were all hot. As I was I, it was a hundred and seven for three straight days. And you would go into a restaurant or a plate. It's hard. Because in the United States, when you see a pharmacy, you're like, ah, finally
Starting point is 00:09:29 sweet. Open them doors. Yeah, sweet, sweet, just air and water, whatever. And you walk into the pharmacy there. It's just like a medicine place. Yes. And I'm like, guys, where's the water? Where's like, they just fell drunk.
Starting point is 00:09:42 They're like, no, here's, you know, constipated? I'm like, no, some coldness. It's kind of all we got. Yeah, here it is. However, how overrated was the Trevi found? Sorry to cut you off. No, no, no, Trevi found dude was an oasis.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Yeah, right. There's a million people there. That's one of those things that when you see it, like pictures on the internet, you're like, oh, that place sounds great. You go there and there's a million people there. A million people there. Yes, a million people there.
Starting point is 00:10:03 There's a million people there. The reason why I say it's an oasis is because the water of the Trevi fountain is so cold, like a glacier. It is so cold. Are you got in? No, but you can like put your hands in and like whatever. And they have these like, the spritzer face. It comes from a glacier.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Who do you do that? You think a water from a fountain? No, no, no. You're doing a water boy. No, but you can't ask him. You can't ask him about something that other people are putting their hands in. He doesn't even put stuff that he puts his own hand in.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah. Yeah. Like, so when I say it's an oasis, yes, there's a trillion people there, but the thing is when it's a hundred and seven degrees, that water's so cold that you just go by and they have these like spickets of water that shoot out water. It's like drinking water. Like trying to catch it.
Starting point is 00:10:43 So if you have, there's a line of people filling up their bottles with the water. Not like, I thought it was like, bottle service like in the club, and the girls are like, I know who you. No, it's like, spikits of water that is shooting up from like a statue's mouth
Starting point is 00:10:58 and you're just kind of catching it with your bottle, but it's freezing cold. So when you say Trabi found it, it was so, we had to walk from the hotel to the trippy fountain, which is like a mile, but a mile like downstairs, up, stair, how do you down and then go back up? It's wild. Usually when you go down, you're down. But it's like, generally, when I have to go back up, when you go back up, if I go to have to go, yeah, okay. Was it on a mountain or something? No, that's the point. Everything's on a hill, whatever.
Starting point is 00:11:26 So you get to the traffic fountain and dude, I put like the water in my hand and I just kind of put it in the back of my neck. Dude, it's so good. It's so good. So what fast food restaurant did you see? Of the, I saw a McDonald's. You didn't get any one to test it out, take it for a walk.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt this. No one listen to this, we'll care because it'll be too late. Oh, Nike's doing a shock drop of the playoff eights I have a money. I have the I have the 13 kind of four-term humble brag I have the 13s that that are mint minty condition. I'm about the minty condition this part I'm a boy minty condition. Sorry for you guys are listening that didn't catch the shock drop I saw I saw McDonald's I saw KFC. Oh KFC dominates overseas. Yeah dominates That's I mean last day we're in it word and again 17 day vacation of eating was it too much? Yeah, I won't point where you like you want to go home. A day, day like 16, day like 15, 16, 17. I was like, all right. I guess that's good because now you're actually ready to go back home.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Yeah, but the problem was we were in Santorini and beautiful island. Incredible views. The caldera. Are you about to bash it now? Yes. Feels like you're setting it up. Oh, no. Come on, man. Just tossing it up. So, oh, there it is. They have different cities no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no have really spent like two. So like those last two days, we were just chilling in like the hotel room and the hotel. Yeah, you were. But it was just like, all right, I feel like I'm good. And then I was also dreading. I thought of you. I thought of you. Oh, no, no, no, because you got sad. You were like at the end of it. You're like, oh, the day before I left was better than
Starting point is 00:13:21 this day. Yeah, yeah. Literally. And then I took a two hour plane ride, excuse me, a 45 minute plane ride from Santeru, Anita Athens, then Athens to Paris was three and a half hours. Then a five hour later in Paris. Yeah, David Delay. You always have a delay. No delay. Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:37 No delay, no problems except at the beginning of the trip. The question was, though, did you go to any fast who plays in the reasons? Yes. Oh, where'd you go? I went to puts in the reason? Yes, I was a McDonald's. I was it. It was good. It was it was blessed relief. It was still McDonald's. It was still McDonald's. Dude, let me say this right now. Maybe she just changed in the last 20 years or whenever I went and whatever, but dude, that was the thing that's like the portion sizes are small.
Starting point is 00:14:01 But it tastes so much better over.. Really? Oh, it's true. We ate in the McDonald's, because we were like, we wanted to do it in the full experience. Exactly. So, what are the menu differences? They don't do sauce. They give you mayo, ketchup. Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Oh. And I'm like, I don't want this. And they mix them up. That's how they do. Ah, a little French dressing. Is that French? That's what you call it? There's more in it, but that fancy sauce.
Starting point is 00:14:23 But that is. What mayo got you for my his and his. In French dressing is ketchup and mayo. I it. There's more in it, but that fancy sauce. But that is for me, I've got you for my his best. In French dressing is ketchup and mayo. I know there's probably other things too, but. They have a word items on their menu. They had. The Lewis is looking up the shoes. The Lewis.
Starting point is 00:14:38 He's doing the shock shop. He can't hear you, but he's looking up right now. He's looking up the sexy. Second notes on it. They're great pair of shoes. I love it. Oh, we're of shoes. I love these guys. Oh, we're all waiting. We're all waiting.
Starting point is 00:14:48 You're not gonna get a good one anyways. So yeah, we had a day that we spent in Athens, right? So we left all the islands, we went to Athens because that next morning we were flying out super early. So we had eaten all the Italian food. We had eaten all the Greek food. And at a certain point, you're just like, yeah, I'm good man. Like, I'm here at home. We have variety. I can go to Mexican. I can get
Starting point is 00:15:08 to Cuban. I can get to Peruvian. I can do pizza. I can do Italian. I can do another hero. I'm up to here with cababs and lamb. The cababs. It's great. It's great. It's the food amazing. It's a Zeki sauce, but dude. Is it the same way, is it there? Is it the way it is here? Like our Greek food here, is it like, it's a poor imitation, obviously. Yeah. Wait, like what, in Greece?
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, it's imitating who, what? No, our Greek food is a poor imitation of real Greek food, but the real Greek food is really, really good, but I can see where I'm like, America kind of does this one a little bit better. Flinched.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Sometimes. Flinched. All right, that was off air. I just pretend to throw ball. Jeremy, he flinched like I'm doing here. What's Jeremy doing here? Hey! You have to come in here.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Hey! Lock it, lock it, lock it, shit. You see F.O. Yeah. Hey, you can stand, I think, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Close the door, thank you. Anyways, so last day in Athens, first in last day in Athens,
Starting point is 00:16:16 by the way, the Acropolis and all the old stuff, yeah, it's not real. What? What do you mean? It's not real. What do you mean? I'm here to tell you, it's not real. I'm here to tell you, it's imitation.. I'm here to tell you, it's imitation.
Starting point is 00:16:26 All the real stuff, they've taken away and put in like a bunker somewhere. For real? Wait a second. Is this a conspiracy theory? This is not a conspiracy theory. They've redone the different, like the Acropolis, which is like the Hillet sits on,
Starting point is 00:16:39 the Parthenon, the whatever all you think of. I don't know what you guys are talking about. We're talking about the buildings. Yeah, come on. The buildings, the buildings. No, you don't want the know, you know, you know, you know, you know, what's the one? I don't know when you say a crop list. What do you think about Athens?
Starting point is 00:16:49 What do you think of like as a picture? I think of like the beach. This is a beach. I think that more of Rome when I think of that, that stuff like the, but this is, that's not what it was Greek. Like you need that zoom in. We're the gladiators fighting Rome.
Starting point is 00:17:01 That's a call of see. Yeah, that's it. That's the God's, the God's is all over it. The call of see him, by the way, it was pretty impressive. Yeah. Because it's like a big arena, man. It's like a stadium. It's like a stadium. The stadium. What I thought was, imagine walking in as a dude that they just took from some place. 45 seconds to drop, by the way. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Please. Oh, shit. I didn't know. Okay. So you guys are fun with that. You're at your place and then the Romans come and take you, right?
Starting point is 00:17:27 And they're like, hey, bad news. Good news for us, bad news for you. What we're gonna do is we're gonna put you into this big arena and fight a lion and you're gonna have to fight a lion. Oh, you're like, yo, what? Hey man, gladiator. I say that for the slaves though. Gladion for everybody.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Gladion everybody was getting this. The movie gladiator messed me up because I always thought yeah, they got to fight a lion and like, no, you're gonna fight someone else is trying to kill you. By the way, there's all the tiger. Yeah, there's all the stuff there. Two tigers, man. Like, that's not fair, hold on.
Starting point is 00:17:54 The amount of animals that the, that the rones were able to take from different places and bring back to Rome to be in the Coliseum was insane. And they would have elephants and they would have crocodiles and they would fill up, they would fill up the Coliseum was insane. And they would have elephants and they would have crocodiles and they would fill up the Colosseum with water and then have like reenactments of battles on ships inside the Colosseum. Did they have Wi-Fi?
Starting point is 00:18:14 No, interesting you say that. Not coming up for me. Why is this saying coming soon? It's just saying, the Colosseum should have me. Sneakers, where are you? They're not gonna do this. They're not gonna do this. They're not gonna do this to me. They're not gonna do this to me again.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I mean, I will say this. I did hit on sneakers. The shoes that Judy's got on right now. That's it, doing it. Oh, no. That's not good. The circle of death. Let's see, Lewis is trying to get it to his next box.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Different phones. What a disaster. Wow, I'm glad I already have these so I don't have to go from because I would be upset. And we wouldn't be able to do Mr. Kick because nobody would be talking. Yeah, I Who I hope you're not sponsored I wish he was sponsored be a fire sponsor You're in line removing bots. Let's cut that's a lie by the way, they don't
Starting point is 00:19:01 Checking availability Nike does need more exposure. I think yeah, yeah, I think we could really help Checking availability come on It's removing Still more I just don't want to lose together Danny is doing. Oh, Danny, Danny! Danny! Do you just in the worst position? Because do you quit and try to do it again?
Starting point is 00:19:27 Yeah, I get locked out. Yeah, you can't do it for you. You want me to do it for you? You want me to do it for you, too? I swear if Lewis gets him, I'm gonna be pissed. All right, what? Danny, get on. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:35 All right. 12. 12. 12. You got me? Yeah. 12. All right, hold on, I got you.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Let me see if I can get in here. Oh, man. Wow. 12. How many do you think is gonna? Are gonna hit in this room zero? I think one thing he's definitely one. I think one. All right, 12. Drew. I got you. They're two. They're 210. It's where if Danny gets it. Here you go. So the payment. Hold up there man. Danny was just logging in as as is all started. Danny, you owe me a pair of shoes. Whoa. What's right? Danny. I gave him a pair. Walker. Oh, man. I'm always looking good. Yeah. Hold up. Whoa. What's right? I gave him a pair. Oh man. Yeah. Hold on. Dude, I got you. Let me see. Let me see if it's closing in. I love
Starting point is 00:20:11 us. We stopped a very nice story for something that is not timely. Look at Gino. I'm trying to sneak out of the room. Yeah. Oh, look at these out of here. We're moving bots. I'm on a hot street, by the way. Hot street, huh? Do you show the shoes that you got on right now? They're fire. Oh I got those in Greece I hit them. Oh on the sneakers that my fur. No, well I was So you had Wi-Fi in Greece. Yes, I had Wi-Fi in Greece But I was able to hit on those shoes from the sneakers app and I was like you know what it matters on your location
Starting point is 00:20:42 Because it feels like what they do is they go location by location. They're like, Miami too many people hitting them. Like you can't get it. In Santorini, nobody was doing it. Only me, I was probably the only person on the island going for those shoes. So I got a case, I'm like, I can't use that case.
Starting point is 00:20:55 I can't use that case. Are people on their phones as much as we are here? Yeah, oh my God. No, why is that a phone word in me? But, you say? Anything that happens here in America, people do it over there too. What makes something that they do that we don't know why they're the same word in me. But, today, anything that happens here in America, people do it over there too. What happens?
Starting point is 00:21:07 What happens? That they do that we don't do? Smoke cigarettes is a big one, right? They smoke, they smoke, they smoke. They smoke so many cigarettes. What about marijuana? To be honest, I didn't smell any weed where I was like, oh, you know how you're in New York,
Starting point is 00:21:22 all of a sudden you get that smell. I never got a smell of, oh, that's a weed shop. They have CBD shops that they say are weed shops, but you kind of know the difference. Yeah, you guys, I don't know what you're doing here. Plus, I don't know if it's a front for the cops to be like American's got it. And they're like, come with me.
Starting point is 00:21:36 And you're like, oh shit. Lock the block. Lock the block. What a scary assignment. It should be. I don't think they have rules over there though. Well, is there any of this just gonna do it over there? Was there any of the South Beach vibes of like, got Coke, where people trying to slay stuff I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:45 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:01 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I my guy. I'm up front. Let's good. Yeah. How we living? Well, I'm good. I want the first black in my day I ever did, I think, was about someone coming up to me at the Hollywood improv and asking me, like, where are the drugs?
Starting point is 00:22:16 I was talking to like, I was talking to Andrew Schultz and somebody else and I was just like, you want to do it. Do we have it? Mike's a sleep of the wheel. Look at me, Lou. Mike, do you have it? Who's not listening to us? No, he's not listening. No, Mike's a sleep of the wheel. Look at me, Lou. Mike, do you have it? Who's not listening to us? No, he's not listening.
Starting point is 00:22:27 No, he's got it. Oh, wow, yeah. Seenless. Wow, boy. So cut it up early. So you're short? Me and Shultz, and someone else I can't remember, then this guy came up and he just came right up to me
Starting point is 00:22:40 and says, do you have any drugs? And I'm like, well, he can ask the black guy. So I wrote this whole black and my day based on that. And I said, black people are the Atlanta Hearts Field Airport of drugs. So, you can just go to them for everything. Right? A lot of touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Hey. So we ended up going to the McDonald's. And the menu was comparable to what we have, no value menu, menu. So you can't get like things that are, I don't know, like the mix and match bundles what do they call them? I did not do anemic double.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Nothing's cheap. There's no macchicans. There's no macdougles. Everything's like sandwich, chicken, but the numbers of the chickens are weird. So you do like a four piece. Yeah, like everything's off by one. So it's like,
Starting point is 00:23:24 seven piece, nine piece. Oh, like everything's off by one. So it's like, so it's odd number. Seven piece, nine piece. Oh, that is the most evil thing. And then 20 piece. And I'm like, so we can't do 10. Like nine is the number that we have to cut it off. I do like a nine piece though. I never finished that 10.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I need that 10. Yeah. Yeah. The space is killing me. Oh man, yeah. Yeah, and all. If it makes you feel any better, Jude, I'm still at removing bots verifying submissions.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Me too, but you can close it. I don't want to go to that. I lose your place online. I'm playing fast and loose because I already hit it. Did you get it? No, they haven't hit yet. They haven't hit yet. Well, he's on the second one.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Danny's on that same screen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the charges. Oh, excuse me. You got it? The charge went through order confirmed Still loading you just still loaded I feel like I'm gonna hit That's crazy my bad wow wow, wow Lewis how you looking? That was the problem.
Starting point is 00:24:28 I need to restart at this point. Yeah. Almost there, almost there. Almost there. Almost there. Now here's the thing. Should I reset? Right?
Starting point is 00:24:40 What's out of your way? I wear 11s. I wear my size. Let's see, I'm going to check the market for it. Let's see what the money. You said that shit a little too much base in your voice Let's see wow this is my first win in like two years the dude huge dog. I had such a dry spell and to get it Nice a victory nothing Nothing like anything like that. I got a dress belt. They're selling. They're selling. Oh, what do I sell for all goat? Why is this in US women's size? Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:14 We're looking at, you know what we're looking at? A break. We'll be right back. So going back to sneakers in Europe, I went to Amsterdam in 2018 and I walked into a shoe store and they had anything you can want. They had Jordan cement threes. They had every donkey you could want. The thing is I couldn't buy anything. I like to keep the boxes.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I didn't want to come home with $700 worth of sneakers, just like stuffed into my bag with no boxes. So I just didn't buy anything. At that point, at that point, I sacrificed a box. Big box guys. Boxes are gone. I like the boxes. If I get the't buy anything. At that point, at that point, I sacrificed a box. Big box guys, I like the boxes. If I get the shoes at retail, boxes are c. I was also wasn't making the money that much money
Starting point is 00:25:50 at the time, like I scraped together that trip to Europe, so like, didn't want to be like, and then they're more expensive, because it was in your eyes, a man, it wasn't big enough. You got it, you got it? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hey! Hey! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:26:06 Yeah! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! How many of us are still rooting for Danny not to get?
Starting point is 00:26:14 No, me. I get it. Me? Yeah, I think I'm still in the running for these, but I don't want them because I was just going to give them to Juja. Oh. I'll take them to the finals.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I'll take them to the finals. I can't afford to pay you on that one. Hmm, I got you. If you went on, I got you. The Fuente story, though, is pretty interesting. It used to be a sneakers store called Walters in Atlanta, Juju. Have you ever been a Wal wow. So Walters used to have every single Jordan and every single Air Max 95, Air Max 1 year. What year are we talking? This is probably like 2003. Okay. This is a while ago.
Starting point is 00:26:54 This is like before kind of the explosion. The explosion, but I remember like, and like Fuentes, I was like, I wish I could afford these, because it was retail prices. It was $99 for Air Max 95. $99, bro. So this is why you went to college this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:27:09 This is, yeah, this is what college and a little bit afterward. Choose used to be so inexpensive. Like you look back at them now and you're like, you're like, look at that old-E space, oh yeah, look. It's like, yeah, really? And the funny thing is for a while,
Starting point is 00:27:22 from like let's say 2000 and, let's say 2003, when like shoes really started like being on the internet, right? Where you can get on the internet and be like, oh, damn, like there's shoes, there was no way to buy them. You can just look at them, like oh, yeah, you can see the shoes online, but there was no place to like track them down and buy them. So you'd go just years with like,
Starting point is 00:27:42 I don't know, I can't find any shoes. You guys think it's weird that like, what's a new shoe? That does well. Because I feel like all the shoes that do really well are all retro. Retro's, yeah. Dunks, old Jordans, old Nike Air Maxes. I would say the Watherspoon Air Maxes
Starting point is 00:28:00 that came out there were the mix. Yeah, that was the 97 Air Max one mix. So what? But even that is a mix. Yeah, that was the 97 AirRex one mix. So it's a split. But even that is a mix of two AirRexes. Yeah, but I'm not like those don't count. I know. You're saying a Kobe's.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Kobe's. Yeah, there you go, Kobe's. Something that is a completely new concept. Not like, hey, let me take two reds. Not the steps. Yeah. Well, no. And definitely not the steps.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Yeah. The Kobe phenomenon was crazy because I remember being but a by them and like we wore them to play basketball. Yeah. And like, that's what you wore them for. and definitely not to stress. The Kobe phenomenon was crazy because I remember being able to buy them and we wore them to play basketball. Yeah. And that's what you wore them for. And so I had so many pairs of Kobe's that I ran through because I was playing basketball in them.
Starting point is 00:28:34 And then all the time. And then to become like this, oh they're hard to get. Yes. You used to be everywhere, right? It's crazy. I used to be able to go to the store. I have my Venice Beach Kobe 8s, which are one of my favorite pair of shoes. And I went to the store, Dailin Mall, Champs.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I woke up at like 930, chantled in a 10, and I walked into Champs and I was like, hey, I want those in a size 13. Like, okay, here's the one. Like, though you can't do that anymore. What's the best shoe you've ever played in? Like, this was like, this is the perfect, isn't it? Let's do that around.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Isn't it? Best shoe ever played in. Of course, you got one to start thinking about whatever. On clouds. I don't know, it's some like new shoe. I was just like, you on clouds. No, I can't do that. When you guys were doing the thing of like,
Starting point is 00:29:24 what's a new shoe that has come out? I've just like, to be fair, Cody's new to the shoe thing. Yeah, I can't do that. You guys were doing the thing of like, what's a new shoe that has come out? I've just like, To be fair, Cody's new to the shoe thing. Yeah, I was also going for a joke. But I was out of my mind. I did a thing. I'm doing the rice. No, no, I like where you're going.
Starting point is 00:29:36 To me? I'll tell you man, to give you the quality sometime. Horaci 2K4's? Fire. The breast basketball sneaker I've ever put on. Fire. Fire. They are the breasts. Yeah the breasts. Hey I have a pair of the Kobe all-star ones. Oh
Starting point is 00:29:53 Red blue yeah, I'll send you a picture when I get home I have them and I got them for they're with a retro version obviously. I got them for It was 2018. I was living in Connecticut and I had got, came into a little bit of money. I wasn't like, I don't know, like a draft king's thing or whatever and I came up to like 500 bucks. I love whenever someone's like, I came into a little money.
Starting point is 00:30:12 It's like, yeah, yeah. I hit like one of those like GPPs on draft kings and I had like 500 bucks and I was like, I could pay bills. I could get these. I get my sneakers and I'm like, all right. Let me just see, I'm gonna go on goat, we go on stock eggs, just see, I like to put the under retail.
Starting point is 00:30:25 It's got a Peruz. See what's in the bargain bin. You know what I'm talking about back there. Who's who and what's what? And I saw the 2K for Harajee's Kobe Off-Sort Aditions $79. No way. No way I was like, look, I'm gonna show you. Were they used?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Guys real quick. Brand new. Guys, I have big news. Well, Danny didn't get the shoes. Yeah! You were. No way I was like look I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you where they used guys real quick brand new guys I have big news. Well Danny didn't get the shoes Let's all point in laugh Another loser did lose got him he's such a loser. Yes, I feel a lot better now I was worried that everyone was gonna get him because it's happened to me before.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Got really excited and I realized that. So, the first ones we both got those and everybody got them. Do you want to be the only person in your friend group to get them? Yes, I want to feel like I won the rarity, right? Yes. Like, when I ever get one and I realize everybody won,
Starting point is 00:31:20 so I said, why did I do that? Exactly. I'm gonna do this because I thought I'd be one of the first. If everyone wins, did anyone? Hmm, think about it. Right. The Rare W, that's a no. Ah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I guess it. Chris, the best shoe we've ever competed in. I don't know about that. But it's even better than what I thought. Take a look at that. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Weep, Ladies and Germs. Order date, March 10, 2018.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Come on. Order number doesn't matter item. Arizona, Ratchie 2K4 all start 2016 edition size 13 condition. New good box tracking number address. No fucking way to read that number $65 and $10 for shipping. It was $75. Me and my dad $75. That wasn't 20 years ago.
Starting point is 00:32:03 That was no, that was whatever was, I don't know, six years ago. 2018. That was like in the middle of like the explosion issue. Me and my dad on our podcast, we have a couple sponsors, and at the end of the month, I'm in charge of sending invoices and stuff. But like real sponsors are like Nelly Dugie's restaurant?
Starting point is 00:32:18 No, no, real sponsors, a couple real sponsors, and it's a funny thing because at the top right of this invoice that I fill out it says invoice number and every time I just make up like a five digit number just to make it seem more You like I'll just be like six eight four three two and it's like this makes this invoice instantly seem way more credible If you just make up an invoice number that's just random numbers and it's just I always feel better about the invoice I love when they would get it and they're like, if you do it just by number one, two, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, two.
Starting point is 00:32:49 I like, I like, you gotta make up a bunch of random numbers. You're our only client here. It's not available right now. I'm looking it up right now on goat to see what it's going for. It's not available in all the way. You can't even find that. The one size is available is eight and a half. It's $146, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:33:04 It's not bad. It's not bad. It's still like. But is eight and a half. It's $146 to be honest. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's still alive. But nobody wears anything in half. But yeah, dude, that was a monster, monster pickup. Yeah, I did. Amazing. Great, great shoe, great ankle support.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Those are one of my favorite shoes. The, the, I, so I grew up playing in those, right? Like the, the, the evolution of Herachis was part of my basketball life. So I wore the 2K, the 2K 9s. My buddy had the Germany 2K 9s that came out, that were fire. I had the all black joints which I loved. I probably say the best feeling shoes, even though I destroyed my ankle in them was the Kobe 8s because they were low cut and I came down on somebody's ankle and exploded mine
Starting point is 00:33:49 Jesus very vivid wow game down someone's ankle. Yeah My own two why two for one can I talk about something sports related that I saw the other day Brady during the ceremony before the game I saw the other day Brady during the ceremony and the before the game. Did the little drinks ceremony? Yeah, that was ridiculous. It was one of your best takes this week, just making fun of that. But he did the best.
Starting point is 00:34:08 That's the best thing I like by the way. The bell thing, the pre-game, like, I'm over this act that teams are doing nowadays where it's like, let me bring in some former player and he's either gonna ring a bell, he's gonna wave a flag. Just don't make these people do this stuff. They always do it terribly. Like, damn, Reno screwed up the panthers' chance.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just over Brady. It's just all random people. Like, I don't need Chad Henny doing in the drum and being in a drum at a chief. It's just like, when did that become? I'm sorry. That became a thing of like,
Starting point is 00:34:37 let's just celebrate your veteran, your former players. You don't have to make them, you ready? Doom, doom, doom. It's just like, I'm over that as a whole, because it's taken over. It started, I think, with the 12th man, maybe I'm wrong about where it started, but it seems like now everyone wants to have that version
Starting point is 00:34:51 of that, and it's just too much. Remember the year the, was it the panthers went to the conference finals? Or did they go to the table? Right, Steph Curry, yes. That's gonna beat the drum. And then they got their ass beat in the game. It's just, it's just, every team is like wanting
Starting point is 00:35:03 to get in on that. It's just like, just celebrate your great. Have Chad on that. It's just like just celebrate your great. Have Chad Henny come if you want to celebrate him do it, but don't make him bang a drum. Have somebody whose job it is to bang the drum. What do they do when they do in Seattle? Don't they have a bell too? Is it a siren thing?
Starting point is 00:35:16 I don't know what they do. They in Seattle. Or no, it's raising the flag. I think it's the 12th man flag. You like raise the flag. Didn't they do something else? I think Marcian Lynch did it with a bluntness mouth. If I remember correctly. I think it's the 12th man flag. You like crazy. The flag didn't do something else. I think Marshawn Lynch like did it with a bluntness mouth. I remember.
Starting point is 00:35:26 I don't know. Hey, I'm a stadium with that. Hey, oh. Um, is it crazy when you're in New York, anybody here that? Well, I'm not right now. No, I know when you go to New York or when you go to a place where we'd legal where people are just like walking on the street smoking like if it's like if it's a cigarette and a Tahoe. I talked about this Like years ago, right? Like the concept that in the Western United States now it's a lot more
Starting point is 00:35:52 Point where it's like Oregon Washington, California. It's an Arizona like that's where and Colorado obviously It's just legal and so for me. I was going every week to from Phoenix LA Phoenix LA and like it's not a big deal Hey, you know my life then I would come here to do the show and be walking down the ocean to go to Cleveland there. And I got that gas, I got that gas in a weird coat. This is so ridiculous. I said, it would be like if someone was trying to sell me like sneakers on the street.
Starting point is 00:36:18 I'm like, yeah, sir, if I don't want to buy sneakers, I'm going to footlock. I'm going to buy for some dude on a corner. I love the walk box. Got that far. Like they always have like a one little like it's always like got the guys. Got the guys.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Got the guys. Got you. I got you. I got what you need. I was so like offended like you cook. What do I look like? I'm buying it from a guy on the street. Dude, that's I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Dude, now I'm going into an establishment with Eric and the gentleman and a cash register and I can play with Apple Bay and shit like that. There's a lot of G. I'm telling you, like establishment with air conditioning. Like a gentleman. And a cash register and I can play with Apple Bans, just like that. There's a lot of G.S. Minnes. I'm telling you, like Billy Gil never got asked about drugs. I got one cell beach. I got it like once a day.
Starting point is 00:36:52 You kind of look. I mean, I just, yeah. I got that look too. Yeah. You look like you're here to party. That's what I'm saying. Exactly. It's a gag.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yeah, it's a gag. Me and me. I'm always like, you know what my thing is? Yeah. Anytime they were like really corner me of like, Hey, I got, if you need, I'm always like, I live here. Like, I got, me and me. I'm always like, you know what my thing is? Anytime they were like really corner me and like, hey, I got, if you need, I'm always like, I live here. Like, I got, I'm going home to it. And I'm like, if I was on vacation, I'd be about this life.
Starting point is 00:37:13 But I was like, I got, man, thank you. When you shaved, did you get a little bit more? I don't know. Hey, I, that grew back quick. What are you, what are you, hold on? Let me ask you something. Like, there's your beard, here we go. It's pretty interesting.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Well, I need to shave my go. It's pretty interesting. Well, I need to shave my neck. It's pretty unkempt right now. I feel like on the edges, I feel like you don't have a fluctuation in the thickness. It's always like, do, very determined. I get it too. I don't let it get past the two. Oh, that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I got a two. Like, I don't let it get past the two. But you never get it lower though, either. I thought, like during the pandemic, I let it get past the two. Yeah. But you never, you never get it lower though, either. I thought like during the pandemic, I let it grow out and stuff when my hair was really long, but yeah, no, I like it tamed. Yeah, man, like it's food. Hey.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Yeah. Oh my god. What a wow, man. During, during the pandemic, we all obviously let ourselves go when it came to hair, because no barber shop. My wife cut my hair once, I was brutal. I still cut my own hair. My wife cut my hair once, I was brutal. I still cut my own hair. My wife cut my hair too, which is, again,
Starting point is 00:38:08 back then I still had the big top with shaved sides. So my wife was like, I can do it if you want. And I was like, okay. All right, let's try it. This is a dog house situation. So we went into the bathroom and I put a bed sheet on me and I was like, all right, here's the game plan. From here to here, just shave it up and down.
Starting point is 00:38:27 You're good. You don't do anything else. Don't get too crazy. You're not my barber. Just try and figure it out. She did a good job, but it was just still a weird time where it's like, we were just getting haircuts in our bathrooms. Like if it was 1800s.
Starting point is 00:38:38 It was a time. If you the crazy thing about that is like if she messed it up. You can't ball, buddy. I have to go, yeah, I have to come in. I have to go like the Gomer pile like, yeah, you gotta go zero on that. Zero full metal jacket style. That's a stressful situation, because that puts a pressure on the relationship too.
Starting point is 00:38:56 It does. And it was our first year of marriage. So we got married in 2020 in January. And then we went on a honeymoon. And by the time that we were getting back, we were getting back from our honeymoon, we already started to have to wear masks on the plane in Thailand,
Starting point is 00:39:09 and they were already like ringing our register like our temperature and shit. And so it was like a pressure cooker of, hey, it's our first year of marriage, also we're gonna be inside for the next six months. So, okay. You guys lived together? We made it by the way, we made it.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Did you guys live together prior to getting married? Yeah. Okay. How long? How long? For, we got married in January of 20. We started living together in March of 19. Oh, no, you're good there. But we had also been together for seven years prior to that.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Like, my mom was like, I don't know, that doesn, that video just doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. To everyone out there who's like, thinking about, let me tell you right now, you guys dating doesn't matter until the moment you live together. Because then like, right now when you date,
Starting point is 00:39:54 it's like, yo, I do whatever I do. And then I leave my house and I see you and I'm at the best of my best. Right, right. And then I go home. And then I go home and I can relax back to being who I am. You're about to be at the am in my best guesthouse. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:40:06 So when you live with someone, it's like there is no downtime. You're always on, so it's one of two things gonna happen. Either you're gonna burn out trying to be someone you're not or you're gonna finally relax around them and they're gonna see what you really are. And vice versa. Right, right you. So in all, but here's a deal like space for experience clearly.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Yeah. Because I didn't have that benefit. When I moved in, that was, now we're married. Yeah. Different, different culture leads different to them. Sure. I like, I couldn't do that culturally. Right.
Starting point is 00:40:33 But in my mind, I was like, this is crazy. Of course you'd rather live with the person before you get married because we're got to know what you're dealing with it. It does seem obvious. Yeah, man. But people don't do it. Yeah. You don't do it? bro. Did you do it?
Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah. How long? I like you. I was, I was weird together for like 10 years before marriage and we lived here like four years before. Yeah, you're good. What about you? No, first night we spent in the house was immediately after we got married. Really?
Starting point is 00:40:58 Yeah. So we did not sleep together. The outlier. But there must have been things like she discovered about you. I'm sure it was. But like never, never express like, yo, why do you do that this way? Yeah, she's, yeah. Are you a big Roy announced when you're going to take a shit
Starting point is 00:41:14 with your wife? No, that's weird. See, for me, I need to let people. I tell people I got a date with Destiny. Yeah. Oh, and I showed up. So you leave the kind of open ending, because people were like, oh, I don't really know what that means you've
Starting point is 00:41:26 Available me and then he's in the bathroom. I don't know. Maybe he's doing dude with kids our age That is just the best I need a few minutes. You gotta go the bathroom really? I'm not gonna lie. I mean I'm assuming my wife lies about it to sometimes like I It's probably the least honest I am sometimes with my marriage of like every once in a while I will just tell a wapper and just just be like, I'm in the mood, I need some space, I gotta take a shit. And I'll just go in the bathroom and just sit in there on my phone.
Starting point is 00:41:50 What is the average length of time for you to take it down? Cause I remember we're in a chat together. Yeah, yeah, I grew up in a chat. And was it your way who said like 30 seconds, everything was on, I was like, I envy you. No, that's not me. I think that was witty. I'm a strong 15 minutes. Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:06 My leg is out. Yeah, what do I back there you same? Yep, right? How many times a day do I do a day with destiny? Oh, yeah Once for sure, I would say you're the most regular in our chat. You're in our chat. Like every day you're locked in. I would say a mean in our group chat. Maybe he's just the best at logging it. But he is every morning.
Starting point is 00:42:32 He's the best at logging it. Like, you know, he tells you how it was. It's not always easy. Sometimes he's struggling. He's on time the time zone kind of messes with you. I went on vacation brother. I had trouble. Really?
Starting point is 00:42:42 You know what I'm all bull. Shitting? Yeah. How many shits in the 17 days? Like four? I started what I'm gonna pull? Shitting? Yeah. How many shits in the 17 days? Like four? I started getting regular towards the end, the first week. Bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Bada bada bada bada. Yeah, that's true. That's a gross topic. But how many? Oh, I mean, not many. It was a struggle. No. But honestly, when you go on vacation,
Starting point is 00:43:02 do you find it easy to take a shit? At one point, where you're like, I gotta eat some fruit, cuz the shit ain't going. I gotta get the pipes going. We got the pipes going. What gets to going for you? I mean, apple juice. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:12 Oh, yeah. Ever since I was a kid, it's what I've associated with apple juice since I was a kid. Like, after I drink apple juice, I'm gonna go shit. Apple day. Right, Diabolie, Ricky Wade, it's on my heat drink, apple juice, and lemonade goes. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was
Starting point is 00:43:29 It was earlier in the week. Oh you missed it Ricky joined us. He said waters. He's like there's no proof waters good for you Oh my god, and he said I don't drink water. I drink lemonade lemonade or apple juice. That was the other one Let's all the animals be very very clear Apple juice that was the other one. All the animals be very very clear. We very very clear. Respect to 34. I love you. You do an amazing job. Heisman and has men and and highs men. We chisampled some of that. I was supposed to go. I didn't go. Yes. Can can jiffy junior. It's fire. Very good. What was the other one?
Starting point is 00:44:06 Oh, Jesus Skittlesworth. Oh yeah. Also, yes. Water is good for you. Water. Yeah, you're going up there. I said necessity, but life. I had to build up.
Starting point is 00:44:18 So, you know, Ricky, you're making this more difficult than these. Ricky. Ricky, you're an idiot. Water's good for you. Ricky, does stuff where I'm like, that's you brother, you do you. I love that for you, not for me, but for you, yes. Me, no, you, yes. The water thing.
Starting point is 00:44:34 It's just questioning things. I can't say. I can't say. He's just like, hey, people of all is total, this. You're an ass. How do we really know? What, you're an ass? You're an ass.
Starting point is 00:44:43 You're an ass. You're an ass. You're an ass. You're an ass. You're honest your honest your honest your honest your honest was that your joke That was a great joke. You're honest. I did the Google Can you imagine how Like when when he's filtering that out. Yeah, what that must be like Ah, if you don't drink water now drink water. You're you're kind of in trouble It was one of the ones where he was kind of smirking through it.
Starting point is 00:45:05 So I don't know if he was doing it thing, but yeah, he said some shit, man. That was a piece of me like, oh, my. Yeah. That's what I was trying to say. Because that lemonade and apple juice is only coming out one color. Not good. Yeah. This is coming out.
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Starting point is 00:45:54 Yes, please get to this is why to take talk video. It's pretty funny It's like you know, they they acted a skit out, but it's like he's caring people and the guy comes in to the kitchen And he's got like some leftover plates and about to throw in a trash But guys tells the other guy like oh, oh, it's crazy, Jackie Chan's out there. And the other guy's like, what Jackie Chan's here? Like, yeah, is that his plate? Like, yeah. And he just dives and starts eating off the plate. And my man's like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:46:16 He's like, yo, if you eat someone's leftovers, you get all of their powers. That's not true. Yes, it is. You get it all until you take a dump and then it sends right there. And so people keep walking in, other caterers, the manager, I'm like, what are you doing? It's like, Jackie Chan's wait. And then they all start getting in. And like, what are you guys talking about? Like, trust me with this.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Like, I was like, I once ate Adele's like leftovers. And I was singing my house up. I didn't take a week, I don't for two weeks. And I don't know why I watched that thing. I was like, yo, I really like this concept, this idea that if I eat someone's leftovers, I would get their powers. Who's left over? Oh, I was just thinking.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Oh, there we go. Who ain't? I mean, just because this is a sin of folk question, man. We had a guest here for for South Beach session. Oh, big big guest. Super guest, right? Like I don't want to say the name was going to keep the excitement going, but it was a huge guest. Yes, yes. Just said it. Yeah, I was way up to you say I was way up to you to do it. Bigger than bed over. Yeah. So smaller actually. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So but this person has a brand of alcohol and they brought in a like piece offering in
Starting point is 00:47:31 them in Dan. Yeah, Joe's clean Ryan Reynolds. 50 cent. They had a sit back. When this person left, who overrun. When this person left, yo mama, when this person left, they left their glass with the thing in it, like the leftover in it. And so, when Tess was going and he's like cleaning up
Starting point is 00:47:52 and he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't toss that out. Ooh, we need that. Yeah, I would drink his leftover coffee. It was alcohol. Is alcohol even better? Is alcohol? Is alcohol? I've become warm-y, buddy.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Are you likes his alcohol? I've had it before. You've had it before. Do you like it? Okay, no. I imagine if he didn't like it, he would have pushed back on like before it was released, right? I feel like he doesn't, he doesn't,
Starting point is 00:48:15 he's like, or is he just partnering with an existing one or did he like create it? Great question, I don't know. He curated. I don't know, man, it's tough. We're getting in the way here. He likes things that are very, very good and very expensive.
Starting point is 00:48:26 He does. He feels like he has an expensive taste. So it feels like, even if I were to make something, I still like the better stuff that I like better than the stuff that you're own stuff. Then my own stuff. Right. Yeah. I don't know, man. I want to believe that he likes it. I'm bad because it was a tequila. Let me just say that. Yeah, that was a done.
Starting point is 00:48:46 I'm not a huge tequila fan. Like I like to. I'll do shots. And it was a ripo salto too, which already takes it down a notch. I'm not a sip, a tequila sipper, right? Yeah. I think I'm one by the way. Get a mezcal.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Good to kill. I mean, it depends on tequila. Mezcal, mezcal, no, even the good guy. I don't like mezcal. The smoky tequila. You like the smoky tequila? I've gotten a few like those margaritas and it just tastes like I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying, I wanted to cigarette. They are served in margaritas. Yeah, it's just a fancy restaurant. I don't like, I don't generally love smokey, like as a flavor. Really? Like when people are like, oh, this brisket's so smoky, like, I know, I'm going to do this thing again about barbecue food. I'm just not that, I mean, it depends on the reason. Cos I'm getting my juices flow.
Starting point is 00:49:38 You're a smoky guy. It doesn't get my juices flow. You do present as a guy who loves, I've got you in your backyard with a smokey guy. Yeah, it has. Yeah. Like a double, like a double barrel smoker where you do present as a God who loves, I've got you in your backyard with a smoke ball. Yeah. Yeah. Like a double, like a double barrel smoker where you cut out like a pipe thing and you put it all together and you just,
Starting point is 00:49:52 we're like an apron. This has kissed the chef. Right, yeah. That's the smoky rabbit. It's like a funny thing. It's a funny thing. Can you, that'll do for another episode of Mr. Craze.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Just go around and send a file, check it out. That's something that I love, meet you, Jugati. No, because Miami Montgomery income. Yeah. Cinephal. All right, odd ball. Oddball too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Yeah, all right. Yeah. Yeah. And now we sit. No, yeah, we get it. So it's all just sit here. Listen to the Cinephal glossary. Oh yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Ooh, exciting. And tonight live, yeah, put it up on us after the NFL games. Okay, goodbye. Drop King, so we see you. Okay, goodbye. exciting. Saturday Night Live. Yeah.
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