The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Mystery Crate: Episode Two Hundred - Forty-Six

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

The first ever Football Broadcast Team plus a Tailgate food item draft is here! However, the team struggles to get there as they discuss David Samson's struggle to hype up his team of runners, the downfall of Chipotle, Love is Blind and other Netflix hidden gems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. So what, what do we just do now? I don't want to do the giraffe now, but I don't want to talk about doing the draft. Okay, because then we can have a discussion about tailgate food. Okay. One, two, three. Yeah, start on just- Sorry, I'm ready.

What is David Samson's- Okay, all right, we've all got each other. Let's start right now. Right now. Three, two, one, go. Three, two, one, go. Brett, we got you. We love you.

We love each other. Wait, I was like, we love you. We got you. We got each other. Let's do this right now. One, two, one, go. Three, two, one, go. Brett, we got you, we love you. We love each other. Wait, I was like, we love you. We got you. We got each other. Let's do this right now. One, two, three, Brett. One, two, three, Brett. I can hear them laughing outside.

This is the best video ever. Are we rolling? Yeah, welcome to Mystery Cray. I'm just going to do that. That's a joke. Jason, hit the clock. Let's start right now. Right now.

Now, one, two, three, Brett. One, two, three, Brett. One, two, three, Brett. It is my favorite video, I think. How far back can I go on this? You got a lot of legs out of the nine second video. Dude, I love that video. This is the best video I've ever seen. It's so good.

It's at CinemaTog Group. Yeah, CinemaTog Group. CinemaTog Group. I feel like it's just kind of in capsuleate. In capsuleate. We're back, baby. It's a capsule. It's 5 a.m. on Friday. Cinnamon.

We're all tired. Let me find this one. Cinnamonate. I'm capsuleate. There it is. I feel like that video in caps, in kind of the night. It does that to David Samson because it's like, he means well. Right.

There he's trying to like get the group together but he just comes off and it's just like, oh, it just seems, Yeah, it's very weird. It's very weird and off. One, two, three, Brett. One, two, three, Brett. Cinematically, it's great because it shows him that it shows the hands, right? And it shows the hands kind of going down and he's like, no, back up. I don't know.

I love how he's doing a nice thing and we're shitting on him. No, no, we're not shooting. Great cause. Nobody said anything about shooting. My fun does. You're the one that said it actually. Yeah, yeah, that're not shooting. I'm great. I'm not sure. Nobody said anything about shooting. My fun does. You're the one that said it actually. Yeah, yeah, that was weird of you. So we're not doing our draft today.

No, no, I'm just Tony wants to do. I want to do it. I'm ready. I don't know enough Mike says he doesn't know broadcast teams. I don't. That's why he can't do it. I don't. All I know is an episode of the day in Lava Tart Show.

We talk about sports media people like four seconds a day. Or just research. What is your, what, what do you not know? Like you don't know. Let's explain to the people what the draft is. Tony Romo, you can't come up with Tony Romo off the top of your head. I know like five guys. I know like Kevin Harlan.

Five guys. Greg Olsen. Overrated. Tony Romo. The bag of greasy fries. So good. So crazy. So good. Crazy good. I haven't had it so long

You know what same I actually saw a tiktok recently that was talking about the downfall of Chipotle I Not so accurate Accurate I haven't seen what happened to Chipotle over the last like five years. It's gotten so like I cannot eat it any I used to eat so much de pole, like my bloodstream was de pole. They beat Ecoli. And now lost to this. I literally went to de pole

during the neurovirus scandal just because I could not stop going to de pole. I didn't get it. De pole is my life. As far as I know. There has been shite leeson. I've always found that just really salty and not that great.

It's all the same for the re-package. Did you eat there between like 2009 and 2016? Because that was like the prime chipotle. We had one right next to my old job and we would go at least once or twice a week to chipotle. The appeal of it was how fresh it tastes. And it was like, wow, it felt like a healthier option. Yeah, the chicken was spicy.

It was. The rice was fresh. The salsa was fresh. It tastes old. Everything tastes old and gross now. It's not as good. It hasn't changed. Maybe I've changed. It's inspired me. The way I cook my rice now, I do it because I looked up Chipotle's cilantro. You just squeeze so much lime into this rice. And it is so good. It's my favorite way to make rice.

We all agree. Chipotle has changed right. Yes. Okay. Yeah. It's not just me. Our draft idea was play by play person, like we each draft four, a play by by person, color commentary person, sideline reporter, and a tailgate food. So you have to come up with the best combination of those. I gotta write that down. I'm gonna take Dan's notebook for a second. You best four part combination.

It has to be one of each category though. Alright, let's repeat that. I feel like sideline reporters, the toughest one there. That's right. Because you don't know too many. Oh, I have one of each category though. All right, let's repeat the sideline reporters, the toughest one there. Yeah, there are. Because you don't know too many. Oh, I have one. I know some, but I know some, but not a lot. Literally, Lucy and I just have the conversation.

I came up with seven off the top. I don't know how to rank them. Like, I just, I, you rank them. You're, you're favorite one. No, I know. I can rank them on like who you want to hang out with, who makes a good crew. So that's just for me of these four things,

is the one I have to think about the hardest. I was kind of just, because he was saying, it saying it was the play like play by plays easy. I can I can do that. It's the it's the team or is it a single person to play by play? Single person. Like you can make your own team. So let's let's go through the draft again one more time so people at home can write theirs down. So you get an entire crew like you get crew by play. Okay. Color analyst sideline reporter. You get all three. Okay. You have to take one of each. One of each. It could be like Tony Romo, Al Michaels, Harry Liles Jr.

Oh, right. You made a nice little team there. That's a pretty good team. Okay, so broadcast crew? What else? I don't remember. I was wrapped. And then, tailgate food.

Tailgate food. And I was thinking along the lines of like tailgate foods that you don't necessarily eat at any other time. Mm. But, I think we can embrace debate on if certain things qualify. Okay, well, would you consider tailgate only? Well, hold on.

No, she said, hold on. Who's that you don't eat other time? So what's tailgate only? Like things that you, like a buffalo chicken dip. I feel like I don't really eat that. Except for when I'm watching a football game. You're missing out. Yeah, you are missing out.

The public's public's public. That's like a Senator missing out. Yeah, you are missing out. Publix, Publix, that's like a son of a... Wait, really? I never tried it. Publix Buffalo Chicken Dip is like elite. Really? Elite. Is it in the deli, like, pre-prepareation? Yeah, it comes in a black like carton with a clear top.

Oh. Elite. It's a good tip. Of course you've had it right. Yeah, it's fire. Publix doesn't miss a lot on that type of stuff. I love Publix. They have a jalapeno popper dip also?

Excellent. Yeah. See, helping your poppers? Feels like a tailgate food. I don't know when and else I would eat that. Or a two-for-one at Chili's. I was just saying except for at Chili's. I love a Chili's, helping your popper.

Love it. Just tailgate food is tough though. Like, I feel like, yeah, I very rarely think of things that are just for tailgate. And usually I associate anything that I can get at a tailgate, I do like at a family barbecue thing. Yeah, I think there's a lot of overlap. Yeah, for sure.

You know, then diagram has a big middle section. But I think there are things that like you never see at a tailgate that you get at a barbecue, that you have to think about. Like what? Because it depends, right? Like there's different tailgates in different parts of the country

that do different things. Right? If you're going to like a Texas style tailgate, you're getting Texas barbecue. Or LSU, you're getting like a crawfish, like a gator. Gator's excellent. Gator's excellent.

Whatever team LSU is playing that weekend, they're gonna grill it up. I went to a game in Minnesota and they had pork chops because it's such a big farming state. And it was the best pork chops I've ever had my life in tailgate. Really? Pork chops. Well, you could draft pork chops because it's such a big farming state. And there's the best pork chops I've ever had in my life. It's really a pork chops. Well, you could draft pork chops if you want.

Just those. Any other time on the floor. You'll be the only one drafting. So are we doing the draft today? We should just talking about the draft. I guess we're going to set it up. I'll do it again. I'll play along at home.

This is what we're going to do the next time Juju Gotti's in town. What's up, Juju? Well, as I was over here making my dams. Yeah, he was already on it. It just seems like the consensus is we want to wait. And that's fine. That's fine.

It's only Mike Fuentes I want to wait. Everybody else has the list built up. I said do it every one. Thank you. Well, now we've wasted like 10 minutes. That's fine. We've got to. No, I think we need the full episode

if we're going to do a four. Like we each have to draft four personally. So now we blew it. Wait a go guys. So, probably shouldn't have talked so long about you. Chris wanted to talk about farting at work. No, I didn't. He did, you brought it up again. I just said, I always wanted.

No, I said, how do you handle it if you have to fart in your work? Just ruin your insides and hold it? Yeah. Okay, I mean, Tony was saying he walks outside into the parking garage, makes a lot. Well, I said allegedly, somebody could go outside, the parking garage makes a lot of allegedly somebody could go outside Take a lap outside and then come back not a bad plan though

You said not going into I was saying you could just go to the bathroom I know I you can't go to the bathroom But the thing is if you do it in the bathroom, then you walk out immediately It's gonna follow you out Yeah, and then you're like 40 baths. Yeah, exactly. Oh this guy totally fucking ripped one So you need to do is if you're gonna do it Then you got to sit in it for like a good three or four minutes. Let it dissipate and then you could like oh Tell me I'm wrong though. It's your own thing like I love working here

Lucy wait until the day after the Super Bowl It's gonna smell so bad in the shipping container between Chris burping Mike's bowel movements. Oh boy. It's just a nasty time Have you ever gone into a big game like that where you know you're gonna be eating a lot of things that you don't usually eat because people are gonna bring stuff over, you cater something nice, or whatever?

And you go into that week, like super well-week thinking, you know what, I'm gonna be good actually. I'm gonna drink water, I'm gonna eat something, you know, slightly not as fattening, not as unhealthy. Tony, that's every family gathering. I'm like, today I'm gonna take it easy. I literally, on Sunday, my grandma taught me and Lehman how to make her homemade meatballs on Sunday.

Nice. And I was like, all right, I'm gonna just take it easy. Maybe I'll peck some up for the flight on Monday and not, you know, go to crazy, got a travel day tomorrow. I ate like 17 meatballs. Like, I ate so many meatballs. I just went to town. A thousand meatballs.

They were so good. Just unbelievable. And every time I say it, it just never works. Never works. What's the worst thing you can bring to a suitable party? Like how many times do people like you try to have one? They're like, I bring chips. I bring sodas.

You always need chips though. Yeah, you can't, yeah, You can't have too many chips. You can't, I have been to a tailgate where everyone has gotten some version of food poisoning from the food that someone brought. Really? So I would say that. Yeah, it was terrible.

They can't be good. I was the sad tailgate at the Broncos Doffins game this past week that people were like feeling bad for us and coming over and bringing us their food. No, it was like, we literally had, we all got subs from Publix and we had one bag of chips. So we had a table. Community, that was just like one bag of chips opened.

And like, yeah, so it was like a sad looking thing. A couple of brusquies around the table. And then there was like, this guy's over here, he's got to skill it out. He like made some, some case of D is, he's like, you guys want, we were getting the pity. Like they were just like, you guys, that's the wrong with that. Someone brought over some case, so some like fresh case of from another one. like, you guys want, we were getting the pity, like they were just like, you guys,

that's the wrong with that. Someone brought over some cases, some like fresh casso from another one. I love when people do that. Like I love the tailgate community. Like I was at a tailgate this weekend and someone brought over homemade peach moonshine with shock glasses and it was just passing it out.

There's always one person in the group that's skeptical of someone other people's food though, right? There's always one person that's like, well, even not necessarily like what's in it, like just like, I don't know what, like it's just weird when someone else makes something. Because you want to homemade alcohol? Because I'm like, am I gonna, well, that's, that's a great apple pie moonshine.

I can get you some. For you to be in my house. For you to be in my house. There's a tailgate at Iowa. All send you guys a picture. Moose and Stumpy, and they make an apple pie moonshine and they put my picture on it and it's so They put just your picture my picture. I'm gonna find it and send it to you guys Moose and Stumpy. Thank you, but it didn't post my Funtas. Sounds like a terrible radio show name It doesn't stop me. It sounds like a cartoon network show. Yeah, they're awesome

But they look exactly like someone nicknamed moose and Stumpy would look like Can you find a picture and we guess which one is moose and which one is stumpy? Yes, I think they might wear like named tags on their hats. They both wear funky hats. One of them wears a corn hat. The other one is a big floppy Iowa hat. Does everyone in Iowa wear a corn hat? It's popular, yeah.

I feel like it's like the Green Bay cheese head of hats. No, no, okay. There's a lot, I would say it's a lot of quirky people and it's a lot of like NBC people. Ooh, I feel a lot of NPC people live in Iowa. Like the state is NPC. Can you explain that for the older people here? Like what's the, what is it? Sam? Mike Funt is knows what it means. Well, it stands for non-playable character. Yeah, I'm just trying to do that. A little bit about everything. To the audience. It's basically like if you're playing a video game, it's the people in the background who just

do the same routine. They have no story They just sort of stand there. There's not a lot going on That's that's a good the Iowa fan base. That's not the Iowa fan base that's the state Yeah, and I wouldn't say it's all of them some of them have great personalities my cousins live there They live wild and crazy lives. I'm just maybe I don't know. No, they don't know Yeah, what's what what's a wild and crazy life in Iowa? This is what I want stories about you have stories about the derecho what I've done I'm just maybe I don't know. No, they don't. Yeah, what's a what's a wild and crazy life in Iowa? This is what I want.

Stories about you have stories about the direction. What I've done. Met. Getting out. Met's big in Iowa. Well, that's a crazy story, right? Met in Iowa, right? It's pretty big.

That's not an island here, boys. That she's had things with the packers. Little weird, huh? Is it weird? Let's give every NFL team like a hat. Like what would the dolphins hat be a dolphin no obviously can't be the can't be the literal mascot has to be like something you're associated with a spent or a that's a good they spent her hair yes just the hair that

comes up that's a good one you know like that isn't what do you do with the Broncos hmm never necessarily driving off a cliff let's rise that's good at this it's just that hat it's just the car suspended off the hat with a wire it's going off the cliff and Russell Wilson's in the back seat about the chargers a lightning bolt, right? Yeah, but that's a little little yeah, it sounds like we're going for more like it has to be like what the area is Associated with They're not from V Kardashian. There you go. Kardashians are going all right So the Kardashians for the charges, what's for the Rams?

Of Ram. No. Ah. Every time Tony just... Tony! No! The pirate. What would the Bucks be?

A pirate hat? No, you idiot. That's so stupid. That's so stupid. It's so stupid. Wow, to be a cannon actually. The Tampa Bay Lightning. A Lightning Bolt.

A treasure chest maybe? Ooh, a treasure chest. That's what the Bucks were wearing. The a cannon actually. The Tampa Bay Lightning. There you go. A lightning bolt. Treasure chest maybe? Ooh, a treasure chest. That's what the bluffs were wearing. The gloves were wearing the Tampa Bay Lightning. Oh, okay. Because there's no one for the lightning. I got that joke.

Is it? Yeah. Tampa sucks. Tampa Bay. Tampa is kind of trash. No, they're respect to the Tampa, whatever your guys is. There's just area code is. Just like the opposite of that.

No, just the drive. It's like. The drive is like never in. What is there to do in Tampa? Scientology. Meth. Other than the Scientology. That's clear water.

Yeah. Right. But that's the same. Tampa, Jason. Um, you can see how Hogan and any dab. Yeah. The whole. You can randomly be walking around speaking

of the end work. Yeah. Um, there's a. There's a. There's a hell of a bay. You go to E. Moore City. That. That's the Cuban. No, it's like, it's an hell of a bay. You can go to Eivore City. That, man. That's the Cuban.

No, it's like, it's kind of like a little like party area, like where they have like bars and there's like a street. Did they invent the Cuban sandwich there? They did. They think they did, please. Don't install the mom, I'm sitting right here. That's where Cortez does the... That could be the dolphin tat.

Triad sandwich. Ooh, a little cup of Ceto. A little cup of Ceto. Caffecedo cup. I like that. That's cute. That actually is nice. They do. Caffecedo cup. I like that. That's cute. That actually is nice. They do serve Caffecedo at the Hardback Stadium.

It would be less ridiculous than a bunch of people wearing cheeseheads. That's true. Cheeseheads. It would be exactly the same as that. Cheeseheads are cute though. Like I don't like the Packers. I'm not a Packers fan.

But when someone walks in with that cheesehead, you just, I love cheese. And every time I see one of the cheeseheads, I'm like, I would just like take a little nibble out of that. Like, that looks so good. I just want a little piece of cheddar cheese. A little mouse. Just take a little bite out of their hat.

Let's leave her alone there, keep going. What else would you do? It just looks so good. That's gonna be the Jeff later though. Little yummy piece of cheese. So the bear's suck, huh? Yeah, they suck. Yeah.

They've always sucked, they always will suck. So the jet's suck, huh? Is this your way of taking the show and like making it sporty? It's the way of just not trying to fill dead air when I gotta do it. Oh, okay, no, no, because I was gonna say something. Oh, no, no, I mean, the time that I did it.

But then you said we weren't gonna do it. Yeah, correct, yeah. You didn't know you were gonna do it till five minutes before. And I already have a list. That's literally all the things that you're doing. Let's do it. We can do it in the next segment. Can we do it in 25 minutes? Of course. Okay, so in 10 minutes're gonna do it till five minutes before and I already have a list That's literally let's then let's do it. We can do it next segment. We can we do it in 25 minutes Of course, okay, so in 10 minutes. We'll do it. You know what that gives me time to look people up so okay guys can go ahead

Well, you want us to talk while you look up. Yes, yes, yes, do it. Yes So you can work while we yes, exactly not gonna work my point is You guys watch love is blind Jenny does I do season. Yeah, I saw the the season of the people from Dallas I don't know where my point is. Do you guys watch Love is Blind? No. Jenny does. I saw the season of the people from Dallas. Is there a Dallas season? Is that season four?

Yeah, I think so. It's whatever season was before this season. I'd, okay. I'm ready to see Ado to Portland. Yeah, I don't think the, because there's one in Dallas, so I'm a little bit of it. There's current seasons in Houston.

Love is blind. I didn't think there was a Dallas. Like there's Chicago at L. I'm gonna look at it. There's current seasons in Houston. Love is blonde. Didn't think there was a doubt. Like there in Chicago at L.A. Dallas couples here. So that was the one I didn't watch that. Okay, host Nick Lache said the Dallas season was like going through an emotional kind of washing machine. That's every season.

I feel very nervous. This show is... Okay, that one's season three. Oh, I see. They decided to go to a house school because him and his wife salute to them, but they could polish up a few areas, especially

with live shows when she was drunk talk about trying to pit him against each other. Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm talking about season couple seasons ago when Nick Lache wife was like, did you hear what he tweeted? And it was on stage. Yeah, it's a bit of back and forth. Yeah,

it was a bit of back and forth. Look at him, I'm not an expert. All right, so I've got the couples for the Dallas season. It was Alexa and Brennan Lemieux. He was a cowboy. She was from like a rich Israeli family. That's the only season I didn't watch. I just started watching the brand new season. I think it's season five in Houston.

And it is already a disaster. And I kind of feel like when I watch like Nathan for you, like I feel bad about these people being part of it. But I also kind of want to keep watching because I want to see how big of a disaster it is. He has a new show coming out. Who? The guy who did Nathan for you, whose name I can't remember. Oh Nathan Fielder. Yeah, he has a new show coming out. Nathan's name guy who did Nathan for you, whose name I can't remember.

Oh, Nathan Fielder. Yeah, he has a new show. Nathan's name's Nathan. Yeah, I don't know his last name. Correct. On Showtime. Yeah, what's it called? I don't know.

I'll tell you in a second. Okay. Good job, Mike. Yeah, how about SK? Oh, it's called the curse. It's called the curse. Is it an end? Right.

Speaking of dead air, thank you for branding Castello for sending a wonderful package in full of jerseys this week. So, hello to you, my brother. You are a manch, and I got you back and by obviously in the streets getting jumped, I'm gonna take them off. Did you bring that Portland jersey this week

because you were like, if this goes down? I mean, bro, it's ironic. I just, I had like two things that match because I'm going to Connecticut after this. So, I didn't't bring my usual bag This was just I ran in Jersey about Salute The curse is an upcoming American comedy television series created by written by Nathan Fielder Benny Saddi Safdai, I don't know and starring Emma Stone

Safdi, yeah, and starring Emma Stone. Safdi brothersy Brothers? I guess, yeah. The series is films, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Very famous in Hollywood. I guess, yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah. That guy, whoever that guy is. Is that his real last name? DiCaprio?

That's a good question. Can we look that up? Is Leonardo DiCaprio's real last name? What if it's like Leonardo like green? Or like something, you know, like something just totally normal? And he's like, you know what would make me sound really cool? Decaprio. His name is Leonardo Wilhelm DeCaprio.

No. Wilhelm Jenkins. Wilhelm, almost like Chris's middle name. Little Fred. I like that's a cute name. Thank you for doing that. You're a Willie. I am.

I was, I was said William growing up because I was an insecure child. For some reason I thought William. You're like your middle name? Yeah, people would be like, what's your middle name? And I would just say William because I was insecure. But now I say with pride, Wilfred.

That's me. Call me Willie. You know, Gino's middle name is actually Gino. Paul, wait, what is his name is Gino? Gino. His name's not Gino. Oh, his name is, it would have been more fun if it was Gino. Paul, wait, what is his name is Gino Gino? His name's not Gino. Oh, his name is, it would have been more fun if it was Gino Gino. That was his fun here. Gino Gino? Wow.

I like that. I mean, it begs the follow up. Yeah. What's his first name? Christopher. Hmm. Christopher Gino. Yeah, exactly, that's why it goes by Gino.

It's smart move. Wait, I feel like damn. Hey! He got your ass. So are you guys not talking because you're all coming up with things for your big board? I am deep dive right now. Yeah, I'm like, can we take a break then and come back and do the draft? In five minutes, we'll just see that.

We're only five minutes off. Yeah, five minutes. Yeah, we can fill the buster five minutes. Go ahead Mike, what are you saying? I'm going to say. Okay, so I'm doing like this little side project that involves the magic-created content. And you actually kind of got into it a little bit when you brought up Love is Blind Jess.

And it was thinking about, there's a lot of shows on Netflix, a lot. And there are some of those that are some gems in there. So one of them was hidden Netflix gems. We all have them stuff only we watched. And one I was going to talk about in that was this competition show called Glow Up, which is a makeup competition show.

So it's like half glam people and half, like sci-fi, like movie makeup people. And I just thought it was really interesting. And there's also a movie on there called The Fundamentals of Caring, which is a pretty old movie from 2012, as everybody Google's really viciously there. NFL duos. And it has Selena Gomez, Paul Rudd and this really funny English kid who's named my camera member and it's probably the best Netflix movie there is. Anyway are he said was that the Golden Bachelor and he said go through a few weeks, like two or three of them, I think you know this, you're nodding,

I mean, you know, just giving you feedback. Okay, thank you. So I would feed back, he's nodding. I'm just looking at him, and trying to go like, well, I said I wasn't in. 20 minutes. Well, you guys were all googling stuff,

and I was trying to do something on the show. Yeah, because we could have just said we were gonna do this this and all had five minutes before we started recording this is way better. But like what does that know? But I feel like it's always like doing it in the middle of the episode. And then only give ourselves 25 minutes draft.

Well, I feel like it was his fault though. It was his fault. How's it my fault? Because you said you didn't want to do it. No one talks to me all week and then three minutes before nobody talks to me. We talked about this three times on this three. The part topic. It's like an evolved. Nobody talks to my boy. Talks to me all week and then three minutes before nobody talk about this like three times I'm a

Heart topic second of all No, I don't know. I'm not true, you know, I'm like the smelly kid in the corner Next to me about the shit of the week and then all of a sudden like hey, we're gonna do this draft. I'm like okay Anyway, no now you're painting yourself as just and like God forbid your draft board wasn't amazing Yeah, right? Everything's a competition. I can feel it in two minutes while you guys are just wrapping it up.

Yeah, go ahead. I just want to say, it kind of put me in a way of modesty to guys take such a take, such a stance against Deion Sanders being on 60 minutes. I understand that you can get tired of certain narratives being played, the cowboys, all that jazz. But D.I. Sanders is an example for black kids around America for positivity. You feel me? He represents what we can be. He's not killing. He's not cursing even. He's

doing a good example. In 60 minutes, when I put him on, I don't see the problem in that. And he's the biggest story in sports right now. You could say over the last doing a good example in the 60 minutes when I put them all, I don't see the problem in there. And he's the biggest story in sports right now. You could say over the last few months and that is what 60 minutes does. It's like, we'll go into the sports world and show the common people who aren't following sports what's going on in the sports world.

So, it's not just about the buffalo. And what are you calling non-sports fans the common people? It's like so patronizing, but I agree with you. Yeah, but it's not just about the Buffalo. It's about D.I. Sanders, a kid from what? For my Florida, who made something of itself two teams Atlanta Braves and Atlanta Falcons, that person

had coached Jackson State. That person was now at Buffalo at Colorado. It's not just, oh, we want to be Buffalo's, we want to just ride the hype train. Yeah, it's cool But dare I say 60-minute programming now in 2023. It's not just program for middle-aged white men on Moe you feel me it's if they want us to watch this shit We got to bring us in and for me to hear through guys take that stance

It was pretty hurtful because down you got to head on this man so much that you care what 60 minutes play now, you feel me? That's a hater, you know what I mean? So, slow to my boy, I love him, but we got to hold each other accountable. And I don't think that's sick of 60 minutes was for him. So let it go because he was on there last year too, you weren't making a stink because you wasn't in your TV. You feel me? So I love my brothers through God's, but let's this inclusion, let's include all each other.

Let's remember each other like let's remember my little brother needing an example other than the rapper who said he's going to shoot somebody. Let's remember my little cousin needing an example other than the people who somebody going to kill still that what the diamonds of the change. Deion Sanchez got his sons with him. That's a big deal. For us, black people who went once single parent homes are non-parent homes. That's a big deal. For us, black people who win. One single pair of homes, a non-parent homes. That's a big deal. So him being on 60 minutes means more than the world to us. So please keep respecting on what he's trying to

do. Not just the wins and the damn losses. You feel me? It feels like it's bigger than just winning and losing, right? Like he's showing people how to do things in a certain way that nobody's really done before. Like one was the last time you saw two kids playing with their dad. You feel me? Never. I can't think of it, ever. That's why 60 Minutes want to see this shit.

You feel me? It ain't just about winning and losing. Especially Stu Gotts who goes around and follows his daughters in college and stuff. You'd think that he would relate to. Right. He would love to be coaching his daughters. If Stu Gotts coach North Western and they won today first two games, you better believe he won 60 minutes here by the pulling up. See that shit. So I mean salute to you brother

like this is not beef this is nothing. This is just inclusion like they really want my heart to see my boy on 60 minutes next to the the the the war and shit they played the war in the Russia they all that shit was in 60 minutes that episode. It wasn't just about D.R So salute to y'all for that mean say that while we draft So we're back with our NFL booth silent reporters slash tailgate food draft Jess is there working vigorously trying to figure out a final picks I see Lucy there actually using old school pen and paper. Tony has this list ready.

Judy's behind me also writing vigorously. The picks will go as follows. I'm just sitting here. I guess. Yeah, Cody, you're sitting there. Well, I see your list just sitting there. Chris's list is very, very small. Yeah.

I'm very confident that I'll get my people. Yeah. He only has like maybe I want to say 11 names there. So. Yep, more than I do. Yeah. The list will go as follows. It will be Tony followed by Chris Cody. I'm an jujugati in the back there. Myself Myfouins as Jessica Smetana and Miss Lucy Rudina at six will be a snake draft Tony. You are now on the clock. So here's the thing when when you see all good when we get a here's the thing right

I know because you got to you got to lay it out, you know. You gotta play by play, color commentary, sideline, reporter, and tailgate, right? So we have all those four. And you gotta think, what do the people around me like? And how can I take advantage of what they like to make sure that I have the right thing? And going first is tough because the boards open you, you can pick whatever you want,

but I wanna ask a question before I make my pick. What does everybody feel about, what category is the most important out of all categories? Play by play clearly. Interesting. Hmm, well I think it just depends like what you think will be the most competitive category in terms of people taking what you want.

Where's your big board the weakest? I think the tailgate is. Tailgate, you feel good about it. I'm strong all the way around I play that you create I'll call you later. Don't thank you The Lewis yeah, I knew it so I think I think play by plays that the strong like the toughest because that's like not a lot of really strong ones Mm-hmm and that that could ruin the whole thing because the other ones I talked about I've got no I've got a good big boy. Yeah, I've got a good boy

The color colors important to color has a wider range too, because sometimes you get two color people on a broadcast. Well, phrasing. All right, and jeez, speaking of. Which we're in favor of. Very progressive, guys. 2023. Split booth, that's Chris.

So with the first pick, I'm going to take a very controversial number one pick. Somebody that I love controversial. You'll say it's controversial. I love this person whenever he's doing color, I'm listening. There's no way we're gonna do it. There's only 25 minutes in the second tone. Let's go.

With the number one pick, team Tony takes, Tony Roma. Whoa! That's a great tip. Team Tony takes, Tony Roma. Whoa! That's a great tip. Good job, the fanfare. I heard this controversial at all. Mike Fuentes. Nice.

Ha ha. All right. I don't know why we play to talk about that. Tony gets Tony Roma. Who's next? My turn? Yep. I ain't Eagle.

Nice. That's a good one too. Yeah. I had this game all wrong. I didn't know what was going on. So I had written down some other people and I realized that these are not who y'all are looking for. But salute to Holly Rose, salute to Cassidy Hopper. No, Holly Rose works. Take her off them. She's color. No, you don't have to do side-life. She's cockat. She's a little bit of cock as well. She's white. Yeah. Okay, but okay, I take Holly row. Okay, so Opening it up we're opening it up

Yeah, I was saying you didn't pick her But I think you can do also you did also you did different sports right Mike. I was foiled you before Okay, I was saying what I wasn't gonna be okay They're not gonna be I was gonna pick Holly row, but right right I want to make it better. So I choose Buffalo wings Good one trading in holly rower buffalo Yeah, gonna be a run on food now. Love you Holly, but that that was probably right. Oh, she'd probably agree Mike went to us is next. Yeah, you guys know I'm gonna pick already I was talking about before we draft it's gonna be Kevin Harlan nice He was on my list so far we have a color commentary person right to

play by play people and and a tailgate food I'm gonna pick a color commentary person as well because I'm afraid someone else will take her mean of Kimes I forgot the the the the preseason. Yeah. Oh wow For my play-by-play guy give me Gus Johnson I think for my tailgate food. I don't think this is actually gonna go that high But I'm gonna take it. I think for my tailgate food, I don't think this is actually going to go that high, but I'm going to take it. I want pigs in a blanket.

Oh, that's such a good call. What am I going to add? A wedding cocktail hour? Seriously, peas and peas. Peas and peas. Peas and peas. No, it's peas. Oh, Jesus.

Oh crap, I get to go again. Jesus, not on the board. Okay, okay, this is really hard because Kevin Harlan was my top pick for play by play and not I just don't even care anymore So I'm gonna go with buffalo chicken dip. Oh Buffalo chicken. Hey, we got a party. You bring the dip. I bring the wings. She hell yeah a lot of buffalo. Is it on me? I'm confident that my tailgate food will not get picked. So I'm up in the air between We only have 20 minutes here. I know I got some names written down. I don't want to go to play by plays I don't think that would work out well

So I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go Greg Olson You've got a booth now you've got Harlan and Olson. You're not just waiting for the food. All right. I'm going to take, I'm going to go for the color commentary. And I'm going to take the illustrious Billy Gale. Whoa.

Sneak attack. I have not seen that coming. Yes, Sarski. Chris Cody. Ah, man. What do I, Billy was on my Chris Cody. Ah, man. What do I, Billy was on my big board. Was he? No.

I'm going to go with Charles Davis. Oh, CD. Charles Davis. Charles Davis. CD, a little madden for you. I ain't even on Charles Davis for Chris Cody. They work together, don't they? No.

I think they do. They do. They do. That's CBS is number two teams I feel like I just listened to them call a game like my face. Yeah. Yeah. All right Tony you get to go to my team I get to go twice All right, I'm taking Uh, I'm gonna take a play by play guy here just because I feel like they're running thin at the moment for good ones

I'm taking Joe Buck controversial Yeah, that is a little Contra creating one Dallas quarterback for another come on now Joe bucks like polarizing still right? I don't know. I don't know I like Joe book. I like Joe book. I don't have a problem But people tend to I think people had a problem with him mostly in the 2010s and have now come around to him Yeah, yeah, we're Joe bucks back. I like Joe I had a problem with him mostly in the 2010s and have now come around to him. Is that some fair, baby? Like we're in Joe Buck's back.

I like Joe Buck, I've always liked Joe Buck. I don't really have an issue with Joe Buck. I'm confident with my tailgate food that I can wait for the last pick of the draft to take my tailgate food. So with my sideline reporter filling out my team, again, Tony Romo-Color, play by play Joe Buck, I'm going the one and only Jake laser. Oh, the glazed.

The glazed. Oh, good pick. Roming the side. It was going to be Josh Darrow, but I changed it. That's a positive ass pick right there. Chris Cody's back up. I'm up again. Josh Darrow on the side lights.

I'll take a shot of Tequila. Oh, wow. Tequila. I even think of beverage. I think of it. I think of it. I think of it. You're just need a job that's nice me Yeah, I naturally feel this booth up. I got some wings. I got one announcer and I need another announcer who goes well right here Christopher Cody

I had I had advice Tony I had advice Tony the Chris Cody was on the board me and Billy I told Chris to pick himself. I couldn't do that. I was like, you know now So now jujuge is Billy Chris and wings Yeah, once a year Billy and I do it I don't know if it I mean I thought we said football only, but I'll let jujugee have it Okay, yeah, I'm so sorry. It'll crush on a pole if we put this do it, but you can yeah, if we put these all on the pole, Judges gonna win again. Damn it. No, like there's no I think he does it to win on the pole That's the smart thing to do is like Chris woulding him

Like completely did the draft frog like to do somebody that's also We're taking lady. Oh, that's right. I didn't even think about Woody. Oh, he doesn't do football. Oh, I sure. We caught him. That's true. Yeah, he does football. It is, you know, cause I can't.

Who hasn't done a play by play person? It is mine. Now he's going to be obvious when you don't pick Woody. Yeah, it is my turn. And I don't know a lot of sideline reporters. I don't know what space for him. Sorry. And most of them, I think, don't do much.

So I'm just going to counterpick Jess, and I'm going to pick her gonna pick her friend Harry Liles Jr Counter draft there you go stealing Oh, they don't do anything, but I'm gonna take the one that just one no, I'm not saying they don't do anything I just he doesn't hear him a lot on the broadcast down So no the Harry Liles you do a lot. Yeah So it dairy you do a lot How many times do you get discovered by people accidentally searching for Harry Styles and they don't put the essence right? It's a little dairy. It's a little... I lost my eyes. I lost my eyes. I'm beyond a singing being.

How many times do you think he gets discovered by people accidentally searching for Harry Styles and they don't put the essence? All the time. My dad's been every time he's a spy. He locked out with that. Yeah. Oh, nice. Get lost in that size.

Oh, by the way. Thank you. All right. I was going to pick Harry Liles instead. She's rattled, folks. I'm going gonna go with Pam Oliver nice Legend in the game. Yes, she is love Pam Oliver. I'm so

Screw you. All right for my sideline reporter. I will take Maria Taylor. Oh Good one That's not a good one. That's my cousin. She's great. She's a host. Kind of a host now. Yeah, but she's one of the five other borders. We're going to be a great couple. Back down to the front. That's fine. Once the sign went there. I guess I was just five on the border.

I guess the Vom will out in it and Maria Taylor will out. All right, Lucy, now you get one more pick. You have Gus Johnson and Maria Taylor and Pigs and a blanket. So this one I saved for the end, because I knew no one would take it, but I love him in the booth because I think he's super weird and the content is great. RG3. RG3. RG3.

RG3. We're speaking the draft. I was gonna say, no, he is great. He is. I like him. I didn't think of it. We're speaking the draft.

Hey, I'm gonna boylight that. We're talking about him. Hey, oh, sorry. Have you watched a game? Yeah, he's been great. He's got energy. He's got energy. I'm worse than the graph I'm gonna boy like that cuz I'm gonna be a real man Oh sorry Have you watched a game? Yeah, he's been great He's got his energy's great Every time I see him Previous premature snapulation

Come on He forces so many jokes And then in that commercial where he's doing the curls into himself I want to take my TV off the wall and just slam it into the ground Not even come on I'd like to see that though I don't know. My font was an RG3.

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Was that was that McDonough or more Joe Tess? McDonald's that's how to like Joe Tess. It was gonna say I was like Joe Tess. Let me find it to the test store We are here. Thank you Jess. Now McDonough. I think it's worse. Yeah, it's Joe Tess That's a Joe Tess. You were looking live Blacksburg, Virginia and that's a three-yard game Okay, my turn is anyone not picked sideline reporter yet am I competing with anyone else for sideline? You got you My turn for food.

This is the one that you declared no one was gonna get. Right, and I'm right. I love cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers in my... That's the one that I used to say before, which is cool, because I have something else that I was going to say. Mike White has took 20 minutes to make a big board and then stole two people's answers. Am I not allowed to like, hammer?

It's like, I'm not allowed to like, hammer. Oh, no, of course. I'm just saying. You're not allowed to like, whatever you want. I was in front of you. The only spife of me was a lot to like hamburgers like I'm not a lot of like of course Yeah, I'm just saying whatever you want. I was in front of you only spife a lot of I would say cheeseburger Yeah, but you admit it It's also lack of knowledge. I don't know a lot of silent people You know a lot of tailgate food and you went burger. Yeah, I'm fat like of course I'm in a fat by the I'm a little hefty Do we consider do you burger tailgate food? Yes, yeah, cuz I was gonna pick it I was burgers and dogs for sure if you're taking a grow to a tailgate you're doing burgers

Yeah, love a brot love a tailgate brought. Yeah, you're so tailgate brought. What's the top? They go give me a quick top three toppings for your brought caramelized onions. Yeah, love that really really spicy mustard Yes, I don't know No, here's the next evolution Really really spicy mustard. Yes, I'm wrong. That's it Here's the next evolution maybe no, what you do is you take the chips crush them and you put it on That's a little toucher nice That's like ladies play. I like that any of those but look it is catch up mayonnaise with the chips Spanic and you brother I don't know if I've ever listened to a Taylor Swift song

or a way. No, it's not a song. It was, there was a picture of her at the chiefs game and she had ketchup and- She looked like a waitress. Chicken tender. Yeah. Don't eat. And some-

Right? She had a queen at a university. She's next to her and one of the fan accounts that she was eating ketchup and seemingly ranch. Yeah, I saw she eating. And then it like blew up because it was like, why are they analyzing what dips Taylor Swift is eating? She could improve her clapping. She was eating ketchup and seemingly ranch. Yeah, I saw she eating. And then it blew up because it was like, why are they analyzing what dips Taylor swept is.

She could improve her clapping. We can all agree on that, right? Oh, she goes like, oh, bo's out. Oh, really? Yeah, I think that's it. She's a bit NPC if you want me to be honest. Well, I love Taylor's little. Keep doing it, that's it.

No, I'm a swifty. I love me to do one. She's a little NPC. I'm not saying it. Oh. I'm not part of it. I'm not part of it. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. Thank you.

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I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. Yeah, somebody who just stands there and claps or whatever back on track. Juju. Okay. Oh, it's on me with a sideline reporter. Ooh, I'm taking, I'm a traveler to Wemba Antonio and take old Marty Smith. You did. Wow. Good one.

You actually could have gone. You could have, you could have gone shipping container the whole way down because once upon a time, Mike Ryan Ruiz did a sideline report for El Trafico, which was L.A.F.C. versus the other team. Right, L.A. Galaxy. L.A. Galaxy, sorry. And he did that. So you could have gone the whole way. Oh, I forgot about that.

I thought we weren't crossing over sports. Yeah. What? How are we not crossing over? No, we're not crossing over. No one's crossing over. We're crossing over. It's for the entire time.

And it wasn't going to say anything and then all of a sudden you're doing it. I think our only excuse is to say that we weren't picking soccer as part of it. No, he was on my big board. I chose not to say him. Yeah. He was on your big board though. I put his name down, but he had some considering.

He's not going to knock it in a knock-o-eye. Yeah, I mean, come on. I got Kevin Harlan for that. Did my who, where we at? Is it my turn? It is now Chris Cody sir. I'm gonna I'm gonna steal one from juju He mentioned her earlier Holly row Very nice the goat love the energy You've got a fun fun little group. Oh, I love my team. I'm a mention Joe's a gaki. He should have been on Oh, thank you. I should know I appreciate that Juju. Let's go down to Josh Darrow.

Again, who is second on my big board. He's not one of the boys. He's always talented. He's not like Josh Darrow. Azami, thank you, Juju. Final pick is to. All right, final pick. Last pick.

What are you telling us? There could not be a Miami tailgate without this one thing. Banco le John. Close. I do it. Super close. Una cajcina.

Oh, which for my non-native people, the whole pig. You drafted that on your Thanksgiving. I did. I did. I considered it for the Terragate. If I wasn't going to Kiel, I think I was going to do that. That's fire, yeah. Dude, you take for my non-native of Hispanic people, you take a big ass box,

you put a entire pig in said box, and then you basically put charcoal and stuff in every part of the thing. But ever being honest, the gaha chinas look cooks the pig. Correct. So it's just a grill. Wow.

So you're really getting a little nitpicky. It's a good game. You're not gaha chinas like John? Yeah, you cook it like John inside the gaha chinas. But when you say gaha chinas, people know where you're talking about what you're taking a bigina. But when you say ca-china, people know where you're talking about. Yeah, you automatically assume that.

You're being pedantic. So, Fuente is, right? Yes, you're 100%os. Yes. I'm right and also an asshole. Mm-hmm. So, yeah, ca-china. Right, so.

All right. Hi. Hi. Hi. That was like a real sign mixed with a little bit of exasperation. How do we, how do we do this? We make a graphic now.

I don't know, I got people. Yeah, somebody's got to make a graphic. Let's all kind of go around and say our squad. All right, Tony. All right, Tony Romo. Yeah, I've got my play by play guy Joe Buck. Color, Tony Romo, sideline, Jake Laser. Thank you.

And my tailgate food is, we're not gonna have Gina. Very good. Chris Cody, who do we got? I got the B team at CBS, it's my A team. I got I and Eagle, Charles Davis. Got Holly Row on the sidelines and we're doing a shot at the killer before we go in. There we go.

There's a fun little group. I love that. I love that. I love that group. I got a fun group. I got a Billy Gill, Chris Cody, Marty Smith, and we having wings, baby. I want Juju to win.

Yaday. Damn it.. I want you to win. Yeah, dammit Usually stuff we gonna win we all wish we had jujus Fuentes This one stinks. Yeah Kevin Harlan and Greg Olson Harry Louse Jr. and cheeseburgers I just give one bill actually We just don't like how you got there. All right. Yeah, very dirty I had you the pain. Yeah, I don't I don't like how you got there. Alright. Yeah, very dirty. I had you the pain.

Yeah, I don't like any of the, just stating for the record. I don't like how any of this one does. You are on my forever shit list. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. You're probably beginning. I didn't want to do it.

I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. On my shit list. I have Mena Kym, Shama Dough, Pam Oliver, and Buff Chicken Dip. Nice. There's no bad squads here so far.

Yeah. And finally, I have RG3, Gus Johnson, Maria Taylor, and Pigs and a Blanket. Hey, that sound good. What a squad. Thank you. I think we all did a good job. Yeah, we did accept my clod does.

I didn't say it. Paites because they ain't us, you know? Chockingly, we also did Mike. But it's I didn't say it hate us because they ain't us Trackingly we also did it with six minutes. Yeah big big I could have taken a lot longer. My first pick then, huh? But a big player still on the board not selected Jim Nancy.

Yes, I thought I thought I'd Yeah, Mike Tareko. Yeah, legend Chris Collins worth. I he was my number two. I had bad comments on my you would have put Joe Buck and Chris Collins worked together Whoa crazy later night would have exploded Kind of want to hear what that sounds Also also missing the Thursday night football crew of al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreet. I had al Michaels third on my

I almost took Herbstreet, but but her herb I like her everybody goes to generic sometimes and like kind of Oh no no Chris Fowler. No Chris Fowler. I thought about I thought about Fowler but the Fowler is the tennis guy like I know No, every big Saturday football guy. Yeah, he would probably he would tell you he's a tennis guy I mean I he would also have something to get out in today's shirt walk around I feel like I've just got gaslight by everyone in the studio like he does all the tennis stuff. I mean he is number one college. He's all the college football. No, he's a follow-up on Instagram and his like he loves Wimbledon more than I know he does tennis but like I don't watch tennis so I only associate him with this so you

just said I was wrong based off of what I didn't say you were wrong when I say you're wrong. Gaslighting me. We're doing a draft about football and you want to go he's a tennis guy. Yeah, was a football draft He's a tennis guy. Okay football draft also missing my honorable mention because we was going football I went soccer football you feel me so do the Kaling cow So no Chris winning him and so do the Jenny a two oh my goodness salute so you my sister Yeah, and my boy Drake Drake or Darrow and Kevin Egan who also does WWE. Aaron Andrews didn't get taken. No, another notable name missing. Mr. Ab, some self-toy Ackman.

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I'm not talking about you. Why don't you bring those here because you bring a lot of snacks and a lot of You want me to make rice? Chris? Yeah, I would love rice. Yeah, yeah, cuz you usually bring Chris Who you do? There's a group like them or not like no? We love them I mean, I make rice crispies. Yeah, I would love rice crispies. Yeah, it's really? Yeah, cause you usually bring- Just crispies. Who you do? Does a group like them or not like them? No, we love them. I love them. No, no, no, we love them.

We're confused as to why you haven't brought them if you love them also. It's a fair question. Maybe I'll make a great- You brought us like, like, beautiful things. Like a cardamom muffin coffee. What? Cardamom muffin.

What? Cardamom, you know what I mean? Cardamom muffin. Yeah, like, you brought us like a black pepper cookie. Cartamom muffin. What? Cartamom. Cartamom. Cartamom muffin. Yeah. Like, you brought us like a black pepper cookie. Something like that, right? I'm not sure about the cookie, but it was like a sesame cookie.

Yes, I made sesame cookies. You bring us a lot of cool stuff. Rice Krispie treat. Spicy chocolate loaf. That's what it was. Spicy pumpkin chocolate. Oh, that I told you tasted like November specifically. Yeah, it was.

That was really good. It did, right? I am. The people that tasted it, I think Chris tasted it. He knew Yeah, it was. That was the taste like November. It did, right? I am. The people that tasted it, I think Chris tasted it. He knew. Mm-hmm. So ready for PSL season, by the way. That's already started.

It's a bit. Oh, it's like, my nails are already orange. Oh, yeah. What's PSL season? Pumpkin spice latte. Porting Lucy. Oh. Quentas knows a little bit about everything.

I know. Hey, what's that? Oh. Pump sub is also on my list. Pump sub is on my list. It's a high one. Yeah. As I explained earlier with my sad tailgate. Detox smoothies on my list. Detox smoothies.

Detox smoothies. So the night before you went to audio. How do we feel about spinach artichoke dip? Not for the tailgate though. I love it. Warm or cold? Cold. Really?

I'm glad you got it. Both. That's why I like that. Definitely warm. You know what you can't put on? Warm is good. Your tailgate? Cause it never stays fresh, guac. Yeah, it turns brown right away. Not even the sun, just oxygen.

Yeah, time out. I imagine oxygen and guac don't mix. For finicky. The moment it sees oxygen, it's like, ah, Chipotle. What about Chipotle? Nobody took beer. I didn't think we could do drinks.

We could do it again. We could do it again food. Yeah, we said food. Chris broke the mold with the shot of tequila. Yeah, I was trying to get wack. Chris, I'm't think we could do drinks. Yeah, well, we should food. Chris broke the mold with the shot. It's key like two. I was trying to get wack. Chris, I'm gonna give you a repick. We're taking off to Kila.

Pick something else. Nope. No, no, you can keep it. I got it. Great reaction. No, no, no, you can keep it. But what would you pick if we made you pick it? Well, I said I had pubs up here.

What would you have taken that? I don't know. Chicken tenders. Chicken tenders, like just like a thing. Nobody took any glizzies either. That is exactly. Classic glizzieta out of tailgate. Yeah. It's taken on Aida.

Fried chicken is probably where I'd go. We do the, we'll get like the chick's filet, like catering. The party pack, yeah. It's still slaps. Always a big hit. Well, this episode's had a little bit of everything. Salute to Juju, for his heartfelt thoughts

about stewgats being an asshole. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was more pro-Dion Sanders that stewgats as asshole. No, no, no, no. That is not even a matter of time. It was more pro-Dion Sanders than Stugats' holeery. He had an open in his mind. Yeah, it was as a world. We can call it spade.

I think Stugats sometimes gets lazy with takes and he's just like, Deon, I'm gonna rip this. I don't know. Like, we would Stugats, I don't think it's as deep, but it's a great point by Deon. Yeah, I think it's more about him being annoyed with the coverage of Deon than Deon himself. He said he wanted more world leaders, so. Which makes no sense. Which he definitely doesn't. Yeah, I think I think it's more about him being annoyed with the coverage of Dion than Dion. So he said he wanted more world leaders. So which makes no, which he

definitely does. Yeah, so that makes no sense. Almost ridiculous thing. He just wants to come in here. So many to want to come in here. Flip his hand up and say enough about something. Yeah. Okay. He's like, this will work today. promo time. Just another episode of mystery. Great. There you go. Listen to go like it's my new head coach. The other day, I'm a small program. NLIV on this week. And listen to DNF, we talked about the Japanese Grand Prix. Lucy. God bless football on Monday, college football recap. Lucy, you're goosey.

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Roy? Roy? OK, goodbye. There you go.