The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: 1 Giant Pizza (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Episode Date: November 5, 2025"I ain't payin' for that shit." JuJu has a Top 5 based on the Disney vs. YouTube wars, a Joker of the Week, and is here to update The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....com/adchoices
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Against a spread.
Against the spread is presented by Draft Kings.
Drap Kings, the crown is yours.
Hey, give me that spread.
I've been talking about this Iowa Oregon game all week long.
Now I locked in it at six and a half.
It's now down to four and a half.
Don't like it as much.
But you know what?
We still put a little sprinkle on the money line on the hot guys.
I like Iowa here.
How is he still eating?
Tony.
Eating a massive pizza is the biggest pizza I've ever seen in my life.
Here, I'm the close to the box.
What are you talking about?
I think small.
Man, you're like disgusting today.
All right, tonight in the association, a fun game out in Denver.
Heat and Nuggets.
Hell yeah.
Very exciting game.
You're going to stay up for that game?
You see everything when you say up for that game or not?
I do see everything.
Nine o'clock to start.
9.30, I think.
I think it's 9.
You're trying to get me to tune in late.
That's not going to work.
That means the game would end at 11.
I think I'm a stay up
I think I got it in me
I guess a spread
You got what in you?
I feel it
Hey yo
Okay I'm gonna take
Your Miami Heat minus 9
Excuse me plus 9 and a half
Up in Denver
Hell yeah
Altitude
Altitude I know it's gonna be a lot
I know they've been having a lot of late games
I know that they've been playing a lot of good games
The biggest boss of
POS but
I trust in SPO
I trust in the heat
Give me a plus 9
That's a spread
That's against a spread
This one?
More nuggets tonight, huh?
Where are you?
My draft kings.
So over nuggets.
The crown is yours.
Hey, give me that.
Hey, Juju.
What's up, man?
How surprised are you that Chris Cody either A, didn't get to 99 or did get to 70?
70.
70 is.
What's more impressive?
Brut, I'm kind of surprised my boy didn't scarf down $250 because we all got an imagination when we are, you know what I mean, intoxicated or having a great night.
Man, I bet you I could do that.
And I thought my boy could do more than seven.
They ain't going to lie.
You have another slice of pizza, Chris.
You haven't eaten a couple minutes.
This shit is not easy, juju.
I was cooking for, like, the first 30, and then I was like,
mm-hmm.
It was crazy, though, to see you get the baked chit-fil-A-wins.
That's a crazy choice.
Bread.
Yeah, man, the baked.
I would, I'd rather do whatever with the...
You all right there, man?
Yeah, I'm good.
That was loud.
Oh, all right.
I hit the call button.
Sorry, dog.
It didn't work.
Sorry, dog.
Second mic in the room.
Sorry, dog.
Really did you in.
Yeah.
Look, Stan Van Gundy thought he could do more.
I thought he could do more, especially after he emptied out the tank.
I thought he could got at least to 80.
But, you know.
I think I did well.
Juju, what caught your eye from NFL trade deadline?
Man, salute to everybody.
Buffalo bills, my goodness gracious.
Like, we believe in ourselves.
A little too much for my liking.
but the Jets trade in Soussaway for two first round picks,
bro, I think the Jets got fleeced yet again.
What?
Not necessarily fleeced, but like, what are we doing if you the Jets?
Salute, I understand the move.
As a matter of fact, I don't understand the move.
I'm looking at Chris and I got this strategy.
Well, yeah, bro, I don't understand it because if you draft a first round pick,
what you hope that player turns into is Souse Gardner,
no matter who you draft.
And we're not talking about the Indiana coach,
your mom and pop's Indiana coach.
These coats are good.
That draft pick might be number 27, 28.
You feel me?
And so I don't think that that's a good trade.
And on top of that,
what good is some draft picks when you got idiots doing the drafting?
That's a good point.
They had the top draft pick.
They could have had everybody they wanted,
but they drafted Zach Wilson.
So I don't trust them to make this.
This move good.
I don't.
Like, I always think about that.
If they're awful at drafting, does that make the deal bad?
Because anyone else in the commentant front office, that would be a good deal, we would say.
It's just such an easy win for the Jets front office today to be like, look what we got.
But it's like, you've done this before, and we've seen you screw it up.
So it's like, no, this is not, the victory is not yet.
And also, newsflash, Joe Burrow ain't walking through that draft.
Justin Jefferson ain't walking through that draft.
draft. You feel me? Bo Nix
ain't coming through their draft. This draft class
is not the one to do this for, in my
opinion. Now, they may prove me wrong by
drafting somebody that we don't see,
but congratulations.
You got some more picks. Your pick
is like going to be number one. Your
ass. I just, I don't understand
it. Salute to the coach, though.
Getting better. And little sister, Oersay,
got to know.
So would you say the Jets are the
Joker the day? Oh,
yes. They
most definitely they
they get a piece of this pie
like on the old Nickelodeon show they get a piece
of the pie but I got two more
jokers other day first of all
UMass football playing the game
last night they were getting drug
I think they were getting beat like 35 to 2
or something like that
but one of their defensive
bats got a taunting
penalty
and got kicked out of the game
look at the skull
come on now
34 to 10 how is he taunting
exactly son of right way he needed to be to the locker room junker of the day also taking a piece of that
Dylan Brooks my goodness my brother we didn't even play did you right in street clothes a technical file
during crunch time they was trying to come back the sons they they were still down 10 his homeboy
had to be like now bray he was talking to me that's a great teammate right the
Jeffrey said, no, he wasn't, technical file in street clothes.
Joker of the day goes to you two, my brother.
Oh, we haven't done this today, Zaz.
What?
You guys got to do an MVP check-in.
Yeah, yes, there we go.
I need the MVP update from my brother, Zaslow, man,
because it's been a long week since we had that last update.
To me, the MVP is Chris.
I mean, come on.
Hey.
MV of the of the day.
If we're talking about the MVP and the NBA so far this year,
better have a conversation about Shay Gilgis Alexander.
Ain't no the Oklahoma City Thunder.
He had 30 last night, 30 points, 12 assists.
You know about them thunder?
I know about them thunder.
All I'm saying is, if we're going to talk MVP,
Better be talking about Chey Gildes Alexander.
I heard this.
I think it was on the broadcast.
He's got 80 consecutive games of 20 more points.
20 more.
Isn't that at home?
No.
No, overall.
In every game, the last 80 games, he's had more than 20 points.
That's why we got to have a conversation about Shay Gildas Alexander.
I don't think we have to have a conversation.
He's in the conversation bar.
And he's got the biggest section.
He's got a section.
He's inviting people.
Bottle service?
Definitely.
Bottle service is already like.
They're bringing him.
He doesn't even have to ask.
That's why I'm saying we got to have a conversation.
We got to talk about Tyrese Maxi.
Okay.
That's mine.
Who else you got in the conversation bar with us?
I mean, Victor with Miyama, man.
Like, he have, his bad games are considered bad, but they're not bad games.
I think he's going to be this year's MVP.
I'm going to talk about Pella Larson.
SGA doesn't have nine in a full game.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
I didn't like that.
I didn't like that stat line.
Mike, how's that Jaime Hockers, Hot Sells?
Shout out heat subculture.
Yeah, heat subculture, Mike.
I.
MVP.
Outsid day.
Juj, you got a top five list for us?
Oh, yeah.
That song right there.
We might need to put that on iTunes.
I don't know.
I was feeling that one.
Yeah, man, with the East Coast, West Coast beef going on,
between YouTube TV.
That's still going on
Eastern Western Western Western.
Right.
YouTube and Disney.
And Disney.
It made me think
because ESPN, guess what?
I ain't paying for that shit.
So it made me think of a top five
I'm paying for that shit, though,
lists.
That's great.
Any oil lies, Juju?
No OLI's, just straight gas.
Okay, here we go.
Number five.
Number five, Delta,
comfort plus
no matter what
bro I'm paying for that shit
because I'm 6-2
at 235 now
them seats don't hit the same
when we need that shoulder armrest
and then you got some brother sitting next to you
in the middle
and he think he's going to take the armrest
because he's in the middle
my body don't work like that
I need the comfort plus I'll tell you man I don't have
a problem I think the middle person
deserves the armrest but here's
here's my issue
you get in the arm wrist
does not mean that your elbow
and your shoulders on my side
you know what I'm saying?
That's the part that bothers you can't break the plane
you can't break the plane right
that's the part that bothers me
but you need both preach
come on you do
but you don't break the plane
you have like an invisible line
like the technology that you're looking for
on the replay at home plate
exactly three dimensional
yeah Zaz hit it right on the head
you can have the armrest bro
but I still need space
yeah brother
number four
Number four
If I'm at the fast food spot
And I want the sandwich
And I want the fries
Go ahead and make it a combo, man
I'm paying you.
Got to get that drink.
Love that.
I mean, the drink is free at that point.
That's all that's happening.
You add the fries and the sandwich
The drink is free.
Number three, Jujoo.
Number three, commercial free Hulu.
I'm paying for us.
You lost me there, brother.
I'll watch all the ads
As long as I get my free Hulu
along with my Spotify premium
That I had that deal for like 10 years
Man
10 years be like 20 now
I'm grandfathered in for life
Legacy
That's one way to stick it to Disney
Yeah watch all the ads
Pay in Spotify
Right
Number two
Uber eats
Priority
Oh no that's a racket
You know if they actually were faster
I'd pay for it
But then I look at it's like
It's like usually it's 15 to 25
Now we'll make it 10 to 20.
And there's no guarantee.
No, Juju's right.
No, I don't know how it is where you're at, but priority means it goes straight to your house.
That's right.
And I need to have the pipe and hot food.
I get so mad when I say, why are you taking my food to somebody else's house?
No, it's just going to get cold there.
I had one of them robot deliveries the other day, terrible.
Got distracted by construction about 17 times.
Off.
You ever see the Uber driver is going somewhere else first before your house?
So annoying, dude.
Send them a message goes, where are you going?
Yeah, I've done it.
I've done that.
That's the worst fear.
The worst message to get.
Your driver is on the way, but she has a few stops along the way.
This mysterious stop, I've paid priority.
Why did you make a left there?
Why have you been stopped in that one spot for four minutes?
So I'm saying.
And the number one thing that I am paying for, no matter what, YouTube TV.
Wow.
West Saeed.
You picked the side.
But the Saturday, like the Saturday slate of football games is so sad without the ABC games.
Wow, Juju.
Update us on the polls real quick.
Yes, sir.
We had one poll earlier today that I refused to put up because if things go bad, that would be a terrible poll to have a.
I agree with that.
Jeremy was the one that suggested it now he's like, what polls are you talking about?
I forgot about it, but I stand behind it.
That was a good poll, and I'd like to know how people felt.
Well, the poll was, I'll say it out loud.
The poll was, who is going to die today, Chris or Greg.
And more likely to die today, you know, because neither of them has to.
We don't need to put the root on my book.
Still no word.
All right.
Right.
Wow.
First and last poll.
Can you say that someone is in a better place if they haven't died?
51% of the audience says no you cannot
49% of y'all walking a morbid polls today
thanks a lot juju
it's pizza time for us
who pizza
cowabunga dude pizza time pizza time
pizza time
I'm coming again Elizabeth
oh lord
