The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Amin Runs Out of Material

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

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Good job. And James Poole won the March Sadness tournament, so this is part of the prize. Congratulations. Let's go. Good job. To James Poole. I heard you guys really excited about some sound. It's not great sound, but it is funny because you can't totally tell what's happening here.

But a fan is asking who's number 12 for the Lakers. The Lakers have some injuries. So do the T-Wolves, actually. Anthony Edwards is heard in this clip, but he's hurt as well. Lakers won last night at Minnesota on that Austin Reeves buzzer beater that devalues both the 40-point game and the 50-point game, even though he didn't have either of those last night. Dan doesn't want any Rolexes anymore.

There are too many Rolexes out there. But Dan, the player in question is Jake LaRavia. This is a guy that Lakers were very excited to acquire this offseason, kind of bolstering their roster. He checks into the game. As you mentioned, Fanny yells out, who is number 12? Jake LaRavia, and this is what ensues. It's very hard to hear in the background,

but Anthony Edwards, who's in street close on the bench and is kind of like, you know, has a hand in his, under his chin. He looks up all of a sudden and says, that's what I'm saying. He said, I don't know. Who's number 12 for the Lakers? I don't know, says Anthony Edwards. He also had 27, which is why they were asking who he was.

Who the hell is that guy who's second in scoring for the Lakers? I came here to see Luca and LeBron. It is one of the great things when NBA players are unfamiliar with other NBA players. It's one of my great delights. One of my favorite stories in the world was we're sons. We're playing against the Miami Heat. We're blowing them out. And so the garbage time people are in the game.

And Gerald Fitch, I don't know if you guys remember Gerald Fitch, he hits a jumper in front of our bench and starts talking. And Eddie House stands up and says, MF, you didn't even make our board. Basically, there was no scouting report on Gerald Fitch because, like, what's the point? We're going to get to Thursday Thunder in a second here. We're also going to get to Juju's top 10 sports uniforms ever. Juju has a great deal more style than anyone around here, although I assume that Tony and Dameshek would both object to that contention. Levitart AF.com is where you go if you want some of Juju's stylings in our t-shirt and fashion collection.

Evidently, Cash Patel is now making another appearance here to object, I guess, to me saying that Juju's got more style than the rest of us? Jujugadi and his reign of terror on fashion has come to an end. Wow. And you can bet on that. You really run out of steam on this impersonation. I forgot to do the eyes, Dan. You sell it when you do the cross eyes.

Let's do the Thursday Thunder, please. It works every time when he crosses his eyes. That's right, Dan. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings. The Crown. is yours. Did you?

Yes, sir, man. We're going Thursday night football tonight. We're going all taking this game together, so we're going to all win together in unison tonight, baby. First leg, Mark Andrews, 2.5 receptions. The immortal. The immortal. We love him in Buffalo as well.

2.5 receptions. We're going over that tonight. Lamar is back, baby. Second leg, Derek Henry. any time touchdown. Lock it in, man. The offense defense. It's a good parlay so far.

Right. Third leg, Lamar Jackson, over four rush attempts tonight. Whoa. Is that number that low? That's some juice on that. I talk to somebody who talked to somebody about that. Got a little juice ski on that one. And the last leg of the parlay, Devon A. Chan, over 12.5.

rush attempts tonight. How is Lamar Jackson at only four rushing attempts for the game against this defense? I mean, he's probably not getting odds on that if you just bet it straight up. Then, the weather forecast has called for Thursday

Thunder. And you can bet on that. Hey, you felt the coolness in the air, boys, when you got all the That was crazy. I was surprised by that this morning. I was stunned. Wait till tomorrow.

Wait till you go trick-or-treating, Tana. It's going to be cold. It's going to be cold tomorrow. I was stunned when I went outside today and I'm like, ooh, 73 degrees, brisk. My car isn't boiling at 6 o'clock in the morning. All right. This is the post-game show, so I'm usually at the crib doing this. So I'm going to brain something.

I got a topic that I wanted to bring up. From last night, Yesavich. Oh, yes, I did not know that brother was 22 years. Oh. I'm going to put my hand up and say, I can never tell how old Caucasians are, no offense. Like, is that as 25 years old or is he 70? I get that.

We didn't talk enough about YSavage. Earlier this year, he started pitching in single A in front of 300 people. Jeremy told me like 15 times last night. I bet that's nuts. That's just crazy. How are you going to explain that a single A pitcher took out the modern day Babe Ruth? When you have to explain this to your kids, the way that they talked about Babe Ruth, your great-grandparents talked about Babe Ruth.

Shohei Otani, could not tame you savage. And you can bet on that. Let's do top 10 sports uniforms of all time. You're doing all sports here, Jujia? You're doing all of sports. Yes, sir, all of sports following the last week's hideous Steelers jerseys. This week, the Packers said they want some of that. with the blue jersey so we're going to give some credit to some people today are the dolphins doing

some bullshit tonight with the thursday i hope not i hope not good questions yes number 10 the 1998-99 florida panthers uniforms the blue oh guys fire that's stunning i remember being in college and people wearing that and i didn't even know what it was like that looks who can name all five guys i'd do it so easily Melan B in the middle Niedemeyer Bill Lindsay I don't know the other two

Paul Osgord Murphy Oh look The team that almost ruined hockey Along with the New Jersey Devils Yo I mean win a game 7 on home ice Dave You had Lemieux and Yager You had Lemieux and Yager

Too soon Number nine It's regular but they are hard The Cincinnati Bingoes jerseys Gamashek making the smell of a man who's walked into a bathroom that still has an odor. E, dad. A biased guy, dude.

What? Biased. Every AFC North team you hate. I'm on to you, buddy. First of all, I'm on to you. First of all, regarding your earlier charge that I'm biased against the Patriots, no, I'm a man of justice. And the tuck rule then was followed by we now know what's now known as SpyGate,

but they had videotape of the Steelers offense and they had videotape of the Rams offense. I mean, that's a crime, man. Your Honor? That's a pigskin crime. Your Honor. Meantime, another crime is in the top 10 of all time in the history of people. The Cincinnati Bengals jersey is one of the top 10, sheesh.

With the helmet, though. He's going to be with the helmet. He's not just the jersey. Now you're list, don't make your own list. And we need a ruling from, Judge Zez. Is Tony right? Is he bias? Dave,

your favorite team plays in the AFC North, also known as Black and Blue Division. That means your bias. Prejudice. You don't know you don't know Damashak then because You're in contempt of court. Take a little bit more.

Give a ball. I have important work to do here. Get this man out to my court. Your honor? Your honor? I need to be here to play devil Damishette. Get this man out of my court. I will not have this. You will not make a mockery. The Honorable Judge.

Your days of damning this show have come to an end. This memorand, kid, in cold blood. Get out. I told you, I found this guy on 30 seconds. Every take is tainted by Steelers or by some sort of Pittsburgh thing. Also, how old is Dave? Is he 40 or 70?

Number eight. The Las Vegas or Oakland Raiders uniforms. Very classic. Number seven, kind of regular, but I like them. We change the name for a great reason. We should not call them that anymore. But Sean Taylor's jersey, awesome. It's a beautiful jersey, beautiful helmet.

Yes. Number six, the L.A. Dodgers, classic jerseys right now. Number five, Jamal Anderson, the Dirty Bird. Absolutely. Yes, sir. Juju's got some classic bias here. You are going, you are not taking a lot of fashion chances. You are going with uniforms that are classically elegant.

Yeah, yeah, respectable. Number four, the Darrell Strawberry Mets era with the pen stripes. Look at the stripe on the pants. Classy. Number three, Oregon jerseys, choose one. They change the game, right? They are responsible in college football for changing all uniforms. Are they not?

Hell yeah. I think there's a game and then there's Oregon. They elevated the game where it's like, yeah, we're just going to make jersey for every single game and never repeat one single jersey because we just make all the jerseys. Because we're Nike? Because we know how to do this? Number two, the Michael Jordan Airman. black with the pen stripes on them.

I like them. I don't know if I can follow you down this. Would you like them if those weren't the three guys wearing the uniform? That's what's happened there. That's a bias of Pippin, Jordan, and Rodman. Show me Judd Bushler. Luke Longley and Bill Wennington.

And number one, the Orlando Magic, Jack and Penny era. That's good. And Larry Christobiac in the background. Oh, wait, no, he sits a thing. There he is, Larry Kizoviac. Your enthusiasm is more than the Khrastubiaks have when he comes home after a long journey where they thought he was lost at sea.

Your enthusiasm for seeing Kirstubiak has no measure. How is it that you do the whole show as Kash Patel, and that's what creates enthusiasm for you? Because... Oh, God. You've run out of material.