The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Billy's Big Advice (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Oh wow! Imagine how it looks. Same one? Yeah, big time. Nova Cayne. Pullman Theaters March 14th. A long, long time ago, Dan was a prodigy and his writing used to make him smile. And he knew if he had his chance, he'd rat out UM for bogus Pell grants and maybe learn from Cody for a while. But network money made him sell his soul now he

shows all his bias to the heat and now the panthers Dance fake news, oh have you heard? I can't remember if he cried when he told us with his face so white That all his morals were a lie were all I the day journalism died. So Dan was saying, oh my, how I'd love to eat pie. Oh, but if it has some gluten, then I think I may die. I'll shoot my integrity straight into the sky Bangin' Panthers drums as a Cuban born guy

Panthers drums as a Cuban born guy I don't even know what that means, Cuban born guy. I wasn't born in Cuba. That was the description of you originally for the Panthers game yesterday. It was Cuban born Dan Lebedstart. That's what they did, but I don't even know what that means. It also had to rhyme with pie.

I told them to put in alleged journalist and not Cuban born. They left in the Cuban born and didn't put in alleged journalist. Oh my God, new movie idea. Cuban born, but Jason Bourne, but Cuban. I like the way new Tony character. Wow, new Tony character is righteous. Cuban born, but Jason born, but Cuban. Yes. Wow, new Tony character is right, Jess.

Whatever happened to Cuban pilot? Well, you know. All right, good yes and, Billy. Good thinking on your feet there. I don't want to get into the airline industry, but. Juju. Executive order. We will get to the polls in a second with Juju,

and we will get to a couple of other subjects, but Mike, hurry through please your final Mount Rushmore of the day. This has been too much today from you on Mount Rushmore. Top five moments in South Florida sports history where you had to cover your children's eyes. Wow, that's a Mount Gregmore five instead of four. OLI, Dan Speedo, second list. instead of four. OLI Dan Speedo second list number four the 2014 Miami Beach Bowl between Memphis and BYU. Now I've long maintained America is racist but this might be the biggest example certainly the most recent 2014 can't think of anything more recent do you remember what happened at the 2014 Miami Beach Bowl between BYU and Memphis?

I do not. Double OT thriller and then an all out brawl, the likes of which you haven't seen at Marlins Park ever. It was crazy, crazy violent. Pukka Nakua's brother was involved. It was a disaster. No one was talking about it because it happened at like three o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday.

Yeah, it was like one of those but it was in the Bahamas No, it was at the Miami Beach Bowl, but it was at Marlins Park now did it become the Bahamas Bowl? Alright, so what's number three? number three the Miami FIU fight at the Orange Bowl Where Ned Ned came out in crutches it was it was an ugly scene It was an awesome scene. It was a great scene. The best moment ever.

Lamar Thomas was screaming, we ready. Number two, the 1997 Eastern Conference Finals against the New York Knicks Game 5. And number one, the Copa America Final of 2024. Wow, he's so right. Wow, number one already. He's so right about that. Number one already. Never scanned my ticket. Juju, do you have any nominations

on any of the Mount Rushmoors that have been submitted today? Yes, the Kenyan Drake touchdown where Gronk Screws fell out trying to tap him at the bus stop. A single play. That's a pretty good play. It's because of who you're doing it to, right? It's great under any circumstances, but Belichick and Gronk is the last line of defense where

you get to laugh at the end because he's clumsy. You don't get better punctuation than that on anything. What other thoughts from today's show? Did you have any thoughts on Mike Ryan being racist about Michael Strahan not being able to play the next Bond? I think we cleared that up. I think Carl was the racist one, if I'm not mistaken. Thank you, Jujo.

You feel me? And I agree, brother. Can you imagine Michael Strahan in downtown Beirut trying to be inconspicuous? Like, uh-uh, I don't think so. I think through the grace of God, you were a TV host, and through the grace of Tiki Barber, you are a TV host. Okay, very good.

That's true, actually. I wonder how many people actually know that Tiki Barber goes to bed at night furious that Michael Strahan took all his jobs. Like, that was all supposed to go to Tiki Barber. What else do you have for us here today? Kyrie Irving, the Dallas Mavericks, man. That is, that is, you are in more-

You feel so bad for Nico. You're in mourning right now. You love sports and you try and spread positivity. Why are you wearing the Irving gear? Exactly. I'm here for accountability. I got up here last week and said, Nico will be right, the Mavericks will win.

What the hell was I thinking? I have never been more wrong. And I just want to raise my hand and say out of bounds on me, coach. Man, get well soon, Kyrie Irving, but it has been terrible all downhill since that trade for Dallas, man. I want to keep hope alive for him, but it's getting very hard to man out for the season. Kyrie Irving, get well soon.

How do you like the timing of Dallas announcing a raise in ticket prices? Chef's kiss. The bow on top of this trash ass season, man. Salute to them and the cowboys. But speaking of chef kisses, and on a positive note, the season finale of Paradise came out yesterday. Holy moly, I will not spoil it, but chef's kiss. Juju, I'm starting tonight.

I'm starting it tonight. The first episode, once they set you with the premise and you see where all of that is headed, like if it keeps escal No, the first episode, once they set you with the premise and you see where all of that is headed, like if it keeps escalating from the first episode, I could see what you and Amin are talking about. Like, and I'm guessing it does, right? I've heard some people say that episode seven of Paradise is like episode seven of The Bear,

like some of the best television you've ever seen. Absolutely, man. I'm talking about pins and needles the entire time. In the finale last night, we stayed up till like the midnight release just to watch it because I couldn't deal with the spoilers online. Man, great. And it got renewed for another season I heard, man. Hats off to that whole show. If you're involved with that, I salute you for sure. I heard Mina also talking about this season of Love is Blind. Like it picks up. I love my sister, Mina.

That thing does not pick up. I mean, the whole season of Love is Blind is as boring as watching paint dry. Everybody's too even-killed. Everybody's too responsible. We don't have any drama, no scandals. There's only one guy who's kind of a douche because he doesn't wanna tell the girl that he's with

that he doesn't like her because she messed with his friend previously. He has no balls, but that's boring as well. It's like the prenup was an episode. It's like, oh, do not watch this season if you love love and love. Billy, you have any defense of this? No, I haven't seen it yet.

I need infidelity. Like I need cheating. I need some sloppiness. I need them going to the honeymoon suite and then looking at the other ones that they could have been like, okay Like here we go. This is what I could have had like alright, I like Jimmy. Okay, Jimmy like that's what you need Not like okay. We love each other who cares. I don't want to watch Now they know that they're gonna they don't want to be the villain of that season. You have to be. Can I tell you guys something as a connoisseur of reality television?

Are you talking to us or the contestants? Everyone listening, America as a whole, you need to be a villain or you're not invited back on the shows for any other seasons. Like if you're not on The Bachelor, cheating on The Bachelorette, you're not gonna be part of Bachelor in Paradise ever and be part of The Bachelor universe ever. You're not gonna be on The Traders, you're not gonna be on The Bachelorette, you're not gonna be part of Bachelor in Paradise ever and be part of the Bachelor universe ever.

You're not gonna be on The Traders, you're not gonna be on The Goat, you're not gonna be on any of these spin-off shows. It pays to be a piece of shit on television. Like that's how you come back year after year after year, is you act horribly, absolutely terribly to everyone around you and everyone wants a villain so they always keep casting all

of the really bad, garbage people. If you're like an upstanding citizen, you're never gonna work in reality television ever again. Well, I think America took your note. Good. Entertaining television to come. Thank you, Juju.

Juju gets it. Yes, sir, I get it. I also get what Greg Cody was saying earlier. Fantastic English accent, British accent, Greg Cody. You my big brother. I can see you playing a James Bond like character. Almost Austin Powers-ish. You feel me?

I do. I can see it. You know who Greg could be? Greg, you could be like Alfred for Batman, probably. I like that. I love it. You know who could be a good James Bond? Who? Me? James McAvoy.

He played in like Split and he played like the dog or the deer in whatever the movie was. Narnia. I think he would be a good person. And Barry Keegan would be a good villain from Saltburn. He would be a great villain. Make oneburn, he'll be a great villain. Make one of his eyes a different color. James Bond, holler at us, we got you. Dad, do you even know who Alfred is

in relation to Batman? No idea. Who is he? Batman's dad? His butler. Alfred Bond? I forgot bad news about his dad. Juju, are we gonna update the polls?

Do you have any good thoughts on anything drum banging related? Brother, you did such a great job, man. I feel like it's all about the energy you bring. I think you bought the energy. You met the moment. Salute to Ron McGill, son. Great cinematography.

I was on the edge of my seat the entire time, man. To the people who say you went too fast or too slow. Look at here like he he brought the energy. What do you want to do? Turn in a shilla, eat whenever the beat comes like he's he is who he is. We can't expect that. And for the journalists that saying journalism is dead. You know what I smell in the air? Jealousy, because you asked him to bang the drum.

They will be banging that drum instantly. And salute to my sister, Mina Times, I love you. You are my sister. But I remember you throwing out the first pitch for the Seattle Mariners. That's very beat the drum bangish, if you ask me. Neither here nor there. Good callback.

Edge of your seat, huh? During that video? Yeah. Edge of my seat for sure. You really called him on that one, Chris. The big twist at the end, gotcha, huh? video. Yeah, I see. You really called him on that one. The big twist at the end. He was leaning up in his chair. How does this end? Let's update some of the polls here at

Levitard show. Did everyone look like Mike Ditka in the 90s? 79 percent of the audience says, yes they did. That's a funny question. Should Adrian Brody ever work in this town again? 73% of the audience

says, no he should not. And take your stinking speech with you. Better name for your last reliever. Bob Save or Al Closer? On Al. 77% of the audience went Al Closer.

Of course, it's the obvious choice. Yes, sir. Will Willow eat Jessica if Jessica died near her? I think I would want her to. I don't want her to die too. Right, 89% of the audience said, yes, will I will. She knows what to do with it. But maybe she would. I don't know.

It makes me sad to think about. I think if it were between me and Lehman, she'd eat me first for sure. She respects more. Right. There's just more meat on my bones. In the last poll, can you have more than one corn dog? Sixty five percent of the audience says, can you have more than one corn dog?

65% of the audience says, yes, you can. Those are the polls. Thank you, Juju. We will talk to you tomorrow. Yes, sir. Thank you.