The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Billy's Parting Valentine's Day Gift

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Travis Kelce has formally apologized for his egregious actions, and Billy has a Valentine's Day gift for the fans (it's everyone's favorite game...AGAINST! THE! SPREAD!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. The news is now breaking three days late, that Jason Kelsey, I'm sorry, Travis Kelsey on the podcast he does that's hosted by Jason Kelsey, his brother, his brother who careened through all of Las Vegas drunk and got spit out at the airport in a way that looked like he was in his pajamas. Travis Kelsey is publicly apologized to Andy Reid for in a rabid rage almost knocking down an

old man with a physical confrontation that no one cares about because he didn't actually fall down and have trouble getting back up. Jason said you crossed the line. Travis said I absolutely did. I regret it, but I was fired up. I wasn't playing well. The team wasn't playing well and I wanted to let Andy know. Hey, give me the ball. That's right. I crossed the line. The line was crossed, but nobody cares because I run off with the starlet and winning with the championship trophy and my drunk brother. And Andy didn't fall. That's right. Andy didn't fall. He fell later in the game on top of Chris Jones and couldn't get up, but we were celebrating. No one

cares when we win. We can be drunk as long as we're winning. We all know you've got to fall to take the charge. Thank you for playing that video again of Andy Reed, missionary position style, just landing on top of Chris Jones. The media shift has been amazing because 10 years ago, 5 years ago, 3 years ago probably, everyone, he would be the get. Travis Kelsey would be the get.

He doesn't need us. He's like, ah, wait around till Wednesday for my podcast. I'll get all the numbers on Wednesday when I apologize publicly. And I'll spend all the time since partying, and I will spend all the time with my drunken brother, creaning into bushes. And what of it?

We've got the best podcast, and the Kelceys are dominating everything. And I'm sure there's going to be another documentary about the Kelce again this time with Taylor Swift and it'll be a monster success because he's got the marketing machine behind him and nothing can stop. It is such a runaway freight train that it can run over the fat Kool-Aid man coach and no one cares. But if he fell. But if he fell. Or if he was black. If he broke his hip.

Or if he were black. If either of them were black Either of them if Andy Reed were black, we'd have a different incident as well No, the enemy got trampled there before How I feel like if he's sorry like just going go to jail for a couple days like volunteer to serve the punishment Yeah, you admitted to a crime. Just go you know, what's a community service? Whatever no am I crazy? It is assault It doesn't mean it exactly right across his fingers when he said I'm sorry This is lying. It's what holds up in court by the way. That's what I okay

Didn't you know what date is right? It's Valentine's Day. Well Pictures and catchers yeah Jessica, how did you feel about our shows Valentine's Day gift to you? I mean it was fine. What lunch will be better I actually have a Valentine's Day gift for you. Oh, yeah, Dan you want the Valentine's Day gift I have one for you, too No, that means Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Jessica, how are you doing with the airport drunkenness from Sunday in Las Vegas? Are you still okay? Are you gonna be okay? I'm gonna be okay, I think.

I probably won't make that mistake again, Dan. Which is the mistake? Being drunk around my coworkers. Never doing that again. Did you know you have a drunk face? It was talked about yesterday. No. What was the drunk face?

Apparently, you just kind of like look up and smirk. That tracks because there's a selfie of me on my phone from Vegas just smiling. It's kind of embarrassing. Jessica, you, it's not that you were drunk. If you were just drunk that'd be one thing. When I was told that you were drunker than Greg Cody, who was drunker than I've ever seen Greg Cody. When you were racing his entire drunken body of work with the volume that you're speaking with at the airport, it's a level of drunkenness that is sort of the, it's wherever Mecca resides on drunkenness. I didn't know there was a drunker

than Greg Cody available on the human spectrum. Me neither, Dan, and that's why I will never make that mistake again. There is an investigation, because you stole not one, but two, uh, waters. You took his glass of water, and then there was a mystery bottle of water that you ended up with in L.A.

And you don't even remember any of it. You stole his drink. I do remember drinking his diner water, and Lucy told me on Monday that he had already drinking out of it, and that grossed me out a little bit. Uh. It's like you kiss.

Yeah. Chris's mom, basically. I don't know. Who's first? Who's first against the spread? I can go first if you want. Alright. You're in charge, Billy.

I'm gonna take the coyotes, plus one and a half over the wild. Coming off of the, uh... That's not against the spread. What do you mean? Yeah, plus one and a half. Plus one and a half. That's a spread. The coyotes yeah yeah yeah that's because it's a line it's a sing-in that's a spread man that's hockey

first I can't pick football it's not you could just pick them to win winning by more than a goal is is not that is is a good one and a half. The money line is not a good spread. Yes, red words. You want to apologize for not understanding the rules? For not knowing the rules? Go to jail, which is quite literally the spread. Yeah, a little bit. Just for the go to jail.

Roy, what are you doing against the spread? Panthers at Penguin's tonight. The Penguins have lost no achari for long term right now. And they are going with seven defensemen tonight. but the Panthers have gone back to back games before gold scored They have great gold in right now So I'm gonna go with the Panthers who are one and a half gold favorites on the road against the spread postgame No Friday maybe Friday. No Friday is the big show. There's the hockey show. Oh, you can't do two the same day

The mother ship The mother ship of hockey on this next next week then organization. Yes. Got it. Maybe Jessica Tony you're not beating the doesn't give a shit about sports allegations back here with your hockey analysis He took the knoll a chari knew it's very hard The Knicks they're playing the magic Plus three and a half. I'm gonna take the dicks against the spread. I'm going the other way on that one I like the magic at home really This is the first head to head whichhead which like breaks out the head-to-head rules. So if Jess wins your $500

Amazing. Wow You go to jail. Yep Tony what are you doing against this? Dan UFC 298 this weekend. We'll be doing an MMA hangout location TBD We'll find that out today when me and Kristen go to the actual location my dad my dad wants to come to your dad will be next to me. We'll be smoking cigars together We are going to the main event Alexander Volkanovsky legend in the featherweight division Ilya to put ya

Spaniard I'm gonna take him plus five and a half rounds since we're going against the spread here But he'll get to put is gonna be the next Conor McGregor. We're very excited to watch him fight Plus how many rounds? Plus five and a half. It's a five and a half championship bout for the featherweight title Again Again, so spread Spread is weird in MMA because you have to go to the rounds Yeah, it's not a spread

No, but look, take Mike Show it Mike Yeah, yeah, yeah Point spread, plus five and a half He's plus 105 on the money line. Of course, we're not doing money line today. We're doing against the spread today So we're doing plus five and a half Mike Ryan. What are you doing? I wanted to take the Panthers, but Roy took them I wanted to take the magic, but Dan took them. So I will be taking the Phoenix Suns minus 13 against the Detroit Pistons Sprite watch out for the Warriors Dan they've won five straight seven of ten against the Sprint! What about you, Sturgeon?

Watch out for the Warriors, Dan. They've won five straight, seven of 10, I believe in Steph Curry. They are taking on the Clippers. I said two weeks ago, the Clippers, don't be surprised if they win the NBA finals. Now I'm saying, be surprised if they win the NBA title. I am taking the Warriors here, minus three at home.

Buy it down to two and a half if you want. Warriors by 15 points at home. Warriors, minus two and a half. Again. Again. Yes, Brad. We gonna talk about Simmons versus McAfee? Happy Valentine's Day everyone.

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