The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Bottom 5 Birthdays

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

Happy Birthday, Chris Cote! We celebrate Cote's birthday by determining the Top 5 Most Irrelevant Birthdays after JuJu explains the flaws with today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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See you later. I can't uh we can't. Whoa at the end there. Geez. Can't do better. Like his laptop closing he was taking us on a trip there. I don't know where we were going. He uh he lingered for a long time and I was happy to have him. Uh were you guys. He just didn't know what he was doing. That's correct. Uh would you guys uh did you guys get as happy made happy by that as I was? Yes. Just, I don't know, Stugats was asking and didn't want to... Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, he wanted to bring it up tomorrow for Cody, but I'm going to bring it up now.

You were just talking about, he does a lot of other roles. I can't associate him, though, with a close second place on that role. Yeah, I'm okay with you announcing what it is I told you. I'm just not certain he knows how to get out of Zoom. So we might still be there in some way, shape, or form. It's a one character hall of famer is what Stugatz was saying. Where you can associate somebody with other roles. I love him in Hacks.

I do, I've enjoyed the first two seasons of Hacks. Mike Schur was involved with that and it's a very good show on Max but I only associate him with shooter that's I can't I can't see anybody else and I'm not sure how many movies are like that I would assume comedies are better at producing that kind of character than anybody and and than any of the genres and specifically I would say the asshole, the 90s asshole, or the 80s asshole, just somebody,

who are the most memorable assholes in the history of film? Of comedy? Of who? I mean, Bradley Cooper made a really nice career for himself after playing an asshole in Wedding Crashers. And who ever the guy who played Biff, who? Asshole. Yeah, nice little career too.

Like, I guess key to being an asshole is like, And who ever the guy who played Biff, who? Asshole. Yeah, nice little career, too. I guess key to being an asshole is a sweater around your shoulders. How much of an asshole does that make you? Stan Gabriel, Revenge of the Nerds. Ted McKinley. But aren't we playing you think of this person as that one role?

Because Bradley Cooper, I think, of other roles now. He did get his start with that jerk role. What about Stifler, Sean William Scott? That's an excellent nominee. I'd go a different sort of character. Role models file. Jeremy Piven's entourage agent character is a different kind of asshole, not the same kind of asshole we're talking about, which is like kind of the universal high school

asshole. And a great comparison, because Christopher McDonald's had a great career, illustrious, a ton of roles. Jeremy Piven, a ton of roles, a ton of memorable roles, but the one role is just so head and shoulders what he's associated with. He made that show. That show wasn't that good. That character based on a real Hollywood agent, over the top asshole. It was very much of a time. I've done like occasional, I see clips pop up on my timeline. I see an episode.

I'm like, wow, I used to be like, Sunday nights I used to be about this. Hey, Ralph, Ralph Fiennes, whoever plays Voldemort, asshole forever. Oh, the best. He had, Ray Fiennes, okay, the English patient would like a word. Ray Fiennes is not in this discussion

He is a thespian. I don't believe that Schindler's list like he's known for a lot shooter McGavin I maybe he'd be insulted by this. I don't mean it as a Thespian like he's a good actor. He's indisputably a good actor But this one role and Adam Sandler movies in general don't give off thespian, even though I would say that Adam Sandler is a good actor. I would absolutely say that, and I don't think, I think most people would treat him as a punchline, but I can't watch Punch, Drunk, Love,

which is a legitimately great movie, and see him as anything other than a great actor. Juju, what'd we get right today? What'd we get wrong? What did we not cover enough? Totally different when I'm here. The guy who played Home Alone, the big brother in Home Alone, he's an asshole as well.

Also the good step brother. I think we did a great job. We didn't necessarily cover too much of Luca and the heroism that it takes for that team to get past the Thunder but I think we did a phenomenal job we got to the NASCAR a bit late though that was a little late if you ask me but supreme job bias. Supreme job why is it different when you're in person and everyone's around do I need to kick everyone out of the room so we can speak more honestly? As a matter of fact, we did have the biggest flub,

speaking of Flubber, Shudam McGavin, that was a great movie by him as well. Happy birthday to Christopher Jeffery. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. Man, he had some kind of face on when you started with the flubber mention

Yeah, I was like come on damn it. It was funny though Monday birthdays, huh? Yeah, not great celebrated you celebrated yesterday that let's be honest. We all celebrate it on Friday The worst I would argue that I am celebrating if we ranked the first hundred birthdays of one's life I would I would argue 37 is got to be bottom five birthday just in terms of relevance Do you want to rank them one? I'll do that for tomorrow. I'll rank all hundred birthdays No, actually, I'm gonna give you a second and you're gonna do it. Okay 43 is better than 37. It's just top ten Birth worst birthdays top ten worst birthdays and i'm

gonna cast a gate uh... stugats on something like in the group and it's an omission by juju in what's supposed to be a correction segment an atrocity the andretti's didn't make all my god list of top five uh... names in racing or all eyes that the andretti's didn't make anything in the top nine for you. I did say NASCAR, they're more indie drivers, so that's, but I'm upset about it.

And I will be upset about it the entire day. How do the Andretti's as a family, and just a funny name, not get into your top racing last names of all time? That's a bad job I make. An egregious omission. Page eight is really not efficient. Not great.

Not great birthday. So you guys think 37, I think 37 is a, I mean it's not a great birthday because it's just a random number, but I think I'd long to be 37. I remember that as a, I remember that as a greater time. Long to be 47.

I have the top five, I have the top five worst, no not worst, just top five useless birthdays that you don't have anything, any use for. Okay, any OLIs or we're going straight to it? No, we'll just go number five. Number five, 22. Huh.

It's like the year after the big one. It's just like what is this? Nothing changes. Trying to repeat, right. Number four, 33. These are too young. These are great years, what do you talk because once you get into the 50s and 60s you're kind of celebrating like you're just happy Oh my god, I made it I are yearning for her 33rd birthday

I talked to somebody the other day and forgot whether I was 55 or 56 First time happens to me. Number 3, 37. Number 2, 56 actually, Dan. And number 1, the most useless birthday, 11. I think we can all agree on that. For sure. It ain't useless. Nobody answered my question on which duo you want more. I think we can all agree on that. For sure. It ain't useless.

Nobody answered my question on which duo you want more. Is it Luca? Is it Kyrie? Is it Kat? Is it Ant?