The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Chris Cote Finds Out (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

"I said it, I mean it." We have breaking Uno news, a delineation between journalist and snitch, and a new descriptor for Caitlin Clark. Plus, JuJu updates some hugely important polls from today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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the connectivity of the PGA Tour. Powering possibilities. My ears are sweaty. Timeless classic. Nope, I do not wanna see it. All right, Dan, we're ready. Very, very toasty. A tad. I'm hoping that all of that is airing

is the beginning of the pre-game show, because, or the post-game show, I should say, because I don't want everything that happened there and the general insincerity of that Jeremy apology to go without everyone in the world seeing it. Everyone. Everyone seeing it. I don't know where it went.

Tell me that it aired. Can you guys promise me that somebody was recording while we were doing that so the general jovial behavior here can bury Jeremy. It's in hour two, luckily. I apologized on air. It wasn't a good apology. Privately you took it back.

Me? Juju is here now to talk about everything that we did today, so we will include him on the conversation that we were having with Dominique Manor or Manchin, Juju. I would much rather stay on a manor. Cause if you're on a manor, you can have your Batcave way down in the jungle deep.

You can have Alfred getting you a couple of things here and there. You can allow Robin to crash and let him wrench or hold your motorcycle if he wants to. Batgirl can come over. I think you can sneak in and out Catwoman, she has a little entrance of her own. And still be a playboy for the city of Gotham. So give me the manor all day.

You could probably do all that with a mansion too though, right? No, you don't get a manor. Nah, hell no. You can't get a back door with a mansion. It's too complicated. If you get that far away, the back cave is far away. If you're not seeing how I'm living then.

If the mansion has a guest house, no, no possibilities of that. No. What do we have on the subject of Vegas allowing Uno as a table game? How do we feel, how does the group feel about Uno as a table game in Vegas? We like that?

It's awesome. Yeah, why not? Yeah, we haven't been adding very many table games in Vegas recently. Now Dan, I just got this across my group text a minute ago. Uno has released a statement. Hey Uno fans, a rumor has come to our attention that there will be Uno tables on the casino floors

in Las Vegas. Sounds wild, huh? Get it, because they have wild cards. We hate to be the bears of bad news, but the casino floor isn't ready for us yet. It's fake. I'm not gonna read the whole statement. It's not happening.

Got the mortgage on the line, you get skipped three times, you're like, whoa, this is not good. I have booked a trip and everything. This isn't a reverse card, they also wrote. See, they're having fun with it. Yeah, but not as much fun as it would be to have Uno in Vegas. Why can't we have Uno in Vegas?

It does seem to be, it would be complicated. How would it work? Like skipping, like do I just not lose now? I feel like fights would break out at the table. Everyone has their own Uno rules also. Right, right. And then Uno thinks that they can come in and make the rules for you, how to play their game.

It's like, shut up Uno, I play how I want. You keep skipping someone or you keep reversing. It's gonna be something. Right, it's ugly quick. Yeah. Can you stack the same color draw twos or do you have to just put one draw two down? Now they did say, they did say while we get this sorted out,

the UNO Social Club is rolling out to bars in Los Angeles, New York City, Chicago, Atlanta, and Austin. So, be on the lookout. Alright, so be on the lookout from UNO spokesman Chris Cody on top of all of your UNO news instantaneously in a way that really caught me off guard. I'm not used to you snapping to attention like that. And it was signed, stay wild, the UNO team.

Okay, they're continually doing this. Those people really enjoy doing- Now that is journalism. The press release, Okay. Chris Cody finds out. Let's have competing episodes. See if we can climb to the place where Pablo finds himself on the charts these days. Where's the line between journalist and snitch? Wow.

Because I feel like we're kind of hovering over that line, right? Are we? I mean, Pablo's going out there saying Carmelo's name, he's throwing names out there like we're close to snitch territory I feel like. You know what happens to snitches right? Stitched up. We're worried about them Dan. Any thoughts Juju on a beef of our creation between Mike Greenberg and Schrager, too comfortable in his seat. Peter Schrager. I think that's a part of the snitch and Billy talk about.

He going to hear about it now. I don't know what you got to be with Schrager. You was like, he's looking awfully comfortable in that chair. You're supposed to be comfortable where you are. I salute the Schrags there. You feel me? Put your feet up on the desk. They're going to have you in there. Dude, I remember we're praising. We're praising. This is more just we Put your feet up on the desk, they gonna have you in there. Dude, bro.

I remember. We're praising Shrek's, we're praising Shrek's. This is more just we're seeing the fear on the other side. Yeah, but I do agree though, I'm pretty sure Greeny is like, all right, enough, somebody drop a light or something. Anvil. Can you guys get for me please,

the photo of Brock Lesnar's daughter who is getting married or has gotten married here what is her name I'm sorry for you Maya Maya Lesnar she's she's dating dating okay she is dating but it got us on the subject of whether or not you'd like to start that dating process and then be introduced to her father whether that is something that anybody wants in their life. Athlete's daughter you'd be the most afraid to date. Because Brock Lesnar would be up there for me.

Really high on the list, right? Yeah. I mean Shaq, look man, you guys tell me if you think I have it wrong, but when Shaq is saying that to RG3, if I am RG3, and that is Shaq, still, 50 years old or not, when he says I'm telling you this one time, I will not be entering those waters again. I don't, even if the threat is just an idle one, just the sheer size of Shaquille O'Neal,

I don't know why anybody in the world wouldn't be afraid of that, except for Robin Lopez, perhaps, because then Shaq would just run away from him just because it's Robin Lopez, and you can't account for crazy. Right, also when he took his shades off, that's what you gotta be afraid of. It was the move, yep. Right, you take your shades off, he's serious.

I'm gonna look right in this camera here. That's a go-to old man move. When you take off the glasses, that means you're very serious. Juju, did you have any thoughts on Zazz asking the question, does Caitlin Clark stink? It's a fair question. Look, two for 35 on the road games, two for 36.

That's a glaring sting that's happening right now. It's a glaring stink. That's a glaring stink. It's a glaring stink. And also to her dealing with the referees, you posed a question earlier, like who wouldn't be upset with that? Excuse me. $3, who wouldn't be upset with the officiating? The entire WNBA is upset with the officiating.

So we all can't just throw tantrums and call the referee ridiculous. Draymond Green would have got his ass sent out of the Oracle Arena, if he would have said that to the referee or even acted like that. But I think that what she's going through right now is just that sophomore slump. You drop an album sometime that thing off the shelves, then you got to come back and drop another one, especially with the injury

she got going on. And it's not as smelly as good as the last season. But reminder, though, as just a public service reminder, you are allowed to like Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese. You don't have to make a choice like Bob is trying to make you do. You can like both of these sisters and appreciate their game.

Salute to Bob. I just want to be clear. She's not as smelly goody as she was last year. I'm not sure what was she. Not as smelly goody. Okay. I'm glad we clarified it. So on the Brock Lesnar from Brock Lesnar, 6'3",

265 pounds. Now his daughter's boyfriend, 6'4", 300 pounds. So Drew Moss is walking into the Lesnar household saying what's up little guy no man that's different all right to be as big as you want you're gonna get grabbed by the seat of your pants back here in the back of your shirt so wait you you have this offensive lineman walking into the Lesnar strolling into the Lesnar household and saying what's up little fella yeah what's up, little fella? Yeah, what's up, little guy?

He kicks his feet up on the couch. And then there's a conversation. Brock Lesnar looks over to Sable and says, what do we do here? She's like, you should take your shoes off. He's like, I'm not taking my shoes off. Get as comfortable in the house as Schrager, as Schrager has been in Greenberg's chair.

Let's update some polls here at LeBittard show, Juju. For sure. Also before the polls, I just want to say Zazz, you are a handsome fellow today, bro. I don't know what you got going on. I'm looking for something different, but I am picking up what you are putting down, brother. Confidence player.

That's what it's about. You just gotta be confident. Yes, sir. Would you be okay with eliminating extra innings right now? 71% of the audience says yes they would. Does anyone? I think everybody would be fine. Do you think everybody would be fine

if I just said right now, baseball, here's what we're gonna do. Nobody has extra innings anymore, just 10th inning, Schwabers gonna come out and hit bombs we can find something in every sport no more overtime in football a throw off you know I would be I would be in for a blank off in every sport what if like a football game's tied and then they say you know what Kyle Schwabers coming out he's gonna start hitting home runs here on the football field you bring Kyle Bowler. He takes a knee on the 50 yard line.

Start throwing the football. It's the goalpost. Your team wins. Is it the CFL that you get a point if you miss a field goal, but it hits the net? Cause that's crazy. They got some bullshit going on. Does anyone know the rules anymore? 96% of the audience says, no, they don't. Did you know the extra inning rules last night? 94% of the audience says, no, they did not.

What a wonderful delight, by the way. I did not have wondrous discovery on my extra inning All-star game ballot like just we Learn the rules together. This is fun More cool the hang Aaron tribute or hang Aaron's actual play 60% of the audience says hang Aaron's actual play 60% of the audience says hang Aaron's actual play No, they didn't watch it. Yeah, they didn't watch did you go to you? Did you go to the game yesterday? I went to the home run derby, right? Yeah, I went to the derby yesterday

We played the battery who just outside hanging around the hang around this Yeah I'm fine Home run derby is more fun than the actual game from my experience going to cuz like by the time the game comes you're so Exhausted with all the all-star festivities leading up to it, you're like, I'm ready for this to be done already. Right, lots of, lots of bruise.

Have you ever put your socks on while standing up? 66% of the audience says yes, they have. Does somebody want to come try this? Who would like to try this behind me? You know I'm gonna do this again. Chris, you already did it. It's too sweaty in here. Every sock's gonna stain. Zazzle, why would like to try this behind me Chris you already did it It's too sweaty in here. Why don't you try it behind me? Why don't you try to see if you can if you can put a sock on behind me while standing on a foot

Only 15% of 40 year olds can allegedly do it We'll see if Zazzle can do it behind me for the YouTube audience keep going. This is gonna be a payoff Which would you rather have a mansion or a manor? Wow, very close. Move the chair, can we move his chair down? Oh no. Loser. For the audio audience, he just fell over like a loser.

Is that a real fall? Oh my God, are you okay? Workers' Cup. He got it done, he got up and said, I did it, I got it. He did get it, he did do it. My god, are you okay? 51% of the audience says they would rather live in a mansion Wow Man sprawling hills Told you mansion would win. I can't believe it. See you later, Juju. We got the biggest poll ever. The biggest poll of the day.

One more for Juju. I usually would let it ride, but we have to have this poll. Does Greenie Root forget up to be sloppy when he's on vacation? 90%. 98% of the audience says yes he does. And those are your polls.

Thanks, Juju. Thanks, Juju. Thank y'all.