The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Chris Impersonates An Italian Guy (feat. Amin Elhassan)

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

"Give me the long version." Amin continues his story from Hour 2 on Draymond Green and Kenyon Martin before Chris delivers the Stat of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Draymond Green, although I would imagine just from what little I've seen around it, that Draymond Green would evidently publicly back up a little bit on Kenyon Martin. We will see what it is that that story is. But before I get to that, Zaz, hitting Tony in the speedbag face with, you are high, you are out to lunch twice, get a clue,

you played yourself, yo, Ben Stiller, looking like a fool, Adam Silver, doing nothing. It was a ratat-tat-tat barrage of Zaz at his best, and my question to you is,

which do you like best there? You're out to lunch is a funny one. What does that mean? It's like, we're working, and meanwhile, You're over at Chick-fil-A waiting for your name to get called. But as far as insults go, it's just not even close to the edge.

You're out to lunch. Your high feels almost cliche. It's not starting very strong. But you are out to lunge twice is him trying to escalate that you are high. My favorite Tony insult today was when Dan didn't know he hosts a podcast, Keon Dueling. Yeah, Dan, that's pretty bad. Yeah. You know, I was on, and not only was on it, the clip I did with them is doing crazy.

numbers. Tony, I don't know if you noticed. No, no, I noticed. Crazy interaction, crazy engagement, particularly from NBA players. Lots of NBA players interacting with that clip. But not Dan. Super disrespectful. Not an NBA player, not a hooper. Super disrespectful of me. What is the Draymond Green Kenyon Martin story before we get to our start of the day? Okay, so basically, Kenyon Martin went on Marcellus Wiley's podcast, I believe, and he was asked about guys you don't want to see, right?

Guys, you don't want to fight, basically, because they're about that life. and so he names a bunch of players all time Charles Oakley David West yada yada James Johnson and Marcella says I noticed the name he didn't say was Draymond Green and Kenyon Martin said look I've always felt like Draymond

was a guy whose his fights are calculated he's picking on people he's trying to get a reaction out of people and most importantly the people he picks on usually aren't going to be the ones that he's afraid of or aren't trying to fight right so it's Rudy Gopier it's guys like that

that's what he said it was I thought it was I didn't think it was disrespectful in any way to draymond green's basketball as certainly not and it was more but but it's not being it's not accusing him of being a fake tough guy but it is accusing him of some of the same stuff that kevin garnett got accused of which is he would only go after the Europeans or guys who are we or he perceived as weaker than him not real fighters yes that and also uh what I would almost call a compliment of the cerebral level like The Dennis Rodman, I don't think anyone was afraid to fight Dennis Rodman, but Dennis Rodman had a way of getting under guy's skins and getting reactions,

Alonzo Mourney, Carl Malone, Shaquillo O'Neal, all these guys. And so, as how I interpreted it, I don't know if Draymond didn't listen to the whole thing or didn't listen to the clip or didn't even hear it at all. Someone gave him second-hand information, which happens a lot, happens a lot to athletes. They hear it from someone else who puts their own little crazy spin on it. So Draymond comes out, and he's basically just killing Kenyon Martin's career. Like you were the number one overall pick. You were a disappointment.

You're only a one-time All-Star. You sniff a couple of finals, but you never won the big one. And basically, who are you to tell me with your resume? Which wasn't ever what Kenyon Martin was doing. But, of course, once you do that to Kenyon Martin, Kenyon Martin comes out with the list of 44 guys. So many guys. Who thought were better than Draymond Green, including Daniel Love this,

Danny Fortson and Reggie Evans and Nenei Hilari on some other guys Nene was tough. Nene was tough, but I don't know about saying. No, but there are no insults in there to say all of those guys are not people that anyone would want to fight. No, better players. Better players. Nene better players. Because now the original

point, the original discussion, Dan. Reggie Evans. Come on. The original discussion is out the window. Now we're just playing disrespect for disrespect, which is the same thing with a John Morant and Clay Thompson thing, if my theory is correct, I think he was talking about Pat Spencer, but Clay Thompson thought he was talking about him, and so now Clay Thompson says disrespectful stuff.

So John Moran's like, well, you're going to disrespect me, I'm going to disrespect you back, but we're straight away from what the original point was. Put up the photo of Zaz and his long johns. Thank you. They're impressive. Soterroringer's body.

What's impressive. Look at all that laundry needs to be folded. Okay. Yo, I'm going to say this, Zaz. When you were talking about it earlier, I had pictured you in the red long johns, like, like lumberjackers from like the 1800s and stuff? Yeah. I thought, yeah, I thought you were going to be like one of those guys.

And then you're running, with the butt flap, you know the flat? You thought wrong. You thought about the butt flap? We got pepperoni nipples. Let's move on to stat of the day. Thank you. Good seeing you, Amin. Talk to you next week.

Happy Thanksgiving, sir. Happy Thanksgiving. Let's go ahead and play the stat of the day music. The long version, please. The long version. Start of the day. What are you doing? Start of the day, start of the day, start of the day.

This year, start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day. In this year, start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, and this year, start of the day. It's fascinating watching you work, pal. Stat of the Day is presented by Amazon. Prime Video. Black Friday football is back.

This week is the Chicago Bears take on the first. Philadelphia Eagles. Coverage begins Friday at 1.30 p.m. Eastern, only on Prime Video. You know how Homer Simpson was in charge of a nuclear reactor? I love how you said 1.30 p.m. I was also presented by Amazon. Prime Video. It's the out of the day, Dan. I have it.

We'll get to it in just a second. It's not how this works. You're going to do another topic in between the read. Yeah, you got to hit it. You got to hit it. That's the feedback that we've gotten from our partners. You just got to hit it. Jamis Winston against the Lions

had five completed passes over 20 air yards. Five of them he had on Sunday. The Steelers did not a complete. He did not a complete. You're going to love his Italian guy impression. He's a legend. He's a legend.

He did not a complete. He's like we're losing the punch line of this stat now. I made this about me. Let me do it again James Winston on Sunday God I crushed this first part about James James Winston on Sunday against the Lions had five completed passes

It was not a complete He did not a complete Over 20 air yards On Sunday he had five of them No it was not a complete Think about this He had five just on Sunday The Steelers did not a complete

A single one in the month of November The Steelers not a one Did not a complete a one Mama me Don't do this. Can I go home for the weekend? Can I leave? You got a theme Sicilian?

Did not a complete. Don't do it. He's more to it. He's all shook up.