The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Dan Gets Naked (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

"You're manscaping, huh?" JuJu gives feedback on the last two days of show and has a Top 5 People Who Should Have Gotten More Headlines This Week. Also, we're not kidding. Dan's naked. It's so weird. What a truly awkward weirdo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah, there you go. My one moment for the belly button too. You want to give me a couple of them just so that the internet's not quite forever? Just anything that helps me here. Oh, boy. Are we live? Were we doing this? Yeah.

And gravity is doing its thing. Is that what you think Don Bailey does on the front? Oh boy, you got a booty in the front, don't it? You look like David Hasselholl eating a burger. I think you guys should be saving all of this for air. It's where we are our ar-ar-on-the-house. Sorry, I just had like 14 crackers. You'll see why in a second.

Welcome, Juju to the post-game show. I'm not trying to look at that. Thank you. Well, what in the hell do y'all got going on down there? What's happened? Greg, you see how this is done? Greg doesn't have his headphones on, but look at this, Greg. What do you think of what Dan's doing right now?

Tremendous producing. Greg, Cody, produce this. Thank you. It was my idea. I got to give myself credit. Greg, there's a semi-naked Dan Levitard in the studio. Greg, you've been pretty unusually terrible today, Even by your standards.

Thank you. I'm nude on the floor doing what you wouldn't do, and you don't know that you're just supposed to talk when the microphone is in front of you, and we're throwing the show to you. Yeah. You know, I can't believe you don't think that I have any lines that I draw. Like, I'm just going to do anything and everything.

No, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, you're a better man than me, also a bigger man. What's your assessment of what you're looking at? I'd rather not look at it, if I'm being perfectly honest. I mean, I'm trying to shield myself here. I got blinders on. I borrowed blinders from one of my race horses, and I have them on, so I don't have to look to my left. Juju, you're not a Miami guy, so do you recognize what Dan is doing here?

No, but I do recognize that my boy got a booty in the front. A lot less hair than I thought. Borrowed blinders from one of my race horses. Full screen, good job, guys. That's how I'm punctuating the show. You're manscaping, huh? As I've seen you before, you've occasionally subjected yourself to this. That's all right.

Like nothing. I shave my chest. Like, you know, that's what's going on here? It's a good look. YouTube, lebitard and friends, if the audio experience is something that you usually are confined to, if you've always been dying to see what I look like, if I were Bert Reynolds on a bearskin rug or Don Bailey, Sr., on a carpet billboard, This is what it would look like.

Juju, do we have any other criticisms for me today that aren't just body shaming? Yes. Yesterday on the show, we had the illustrious edge on the show. So I had to skip my observations of what you was doing yesterday. But yesterday, your mama said, I don't want the camera on me. She shooed you away. And you talk about I override my mom. Excuse me, sir.

She bought you into this world. You know what she can do? take you right up on out of here. You did? So we got to throw a bit of Ms. Lord. This is a little bit more respect than we do on camera. Damn right. Okay.

Fair criticism. I also called her a communist for rooting for Fernando Mendoza and was generally disrespectful. I'm sorry, Mom. Thank you, brother. Also, I don't think that Jason Taylor is afraid of Mario Cristobal. In my opinion, I've seen that brother on the defensive line. You said Jason Taylor is afraid of Mario Cristobo.

Cristobo. I don't think so. I think it's a mutual friendship there. Mike? I think everybody's afraid of Mario Cristobal. That works for Mario Cristobal. Like a little tinge. Maybe not even one that you would publicly admit. But yeah, everyone's a little afraid of Mario. Also, yesterday's segment with Domino. Oh my goodness. Chef's Kiss, bro. That was some fun TV there, bro. But during the segment, you said that Domino is the Qaeda. You said that that you thought Tony was, come on, bro, you can't talk to folks like that, man. He is, though. I thought Tony would be wearing wrestling tights around here, being even more prodigiously Cuban than he is.

That's not a disrespect. What's the disrespect in that? Hey, touche, you don't see it? I don't see it. Also, please do know that that shot that we just saw with Dan Levitar will be on Levitare.com on plenty T-shirts every color you want asap coming to a theater near you no one's gonna pass that on the internet right wait a minute why are my Emmys there I think they're hiding their booty dude but the number one thing from yesterday

bruh we we need to stop speeding up the de illustrious Diana Roosidman has off the Diana for taking up for herself standing up for itself because I don't like how we be speaking folks up the guests the guests got 30 minutes They got 20 minutes. Look, man, I'm going to do them at my pace. I got good juice for you. You're talking about speed it up. Come on, man.

That's really good feedback. We could have been better. I could have been. I could have been. And I called her after the show to tell her that and apologize to her. So good criticism, Juju. Yeah, you were so terrible to the point where she had to say, fine, it's your show. That's never good.

Also, something from yesterday that I think requires Judge Zaz. as is ruling on because we got a big case pending right now. Yesterday during the show, Dan's mother said that Dan is not Cuban. Judge Zazz. All rise. The Hon. Jonathan Zaslow now presiding with prejudice. My dad.

My dad was an embarrassment yesterday. Like, I can't believe I'm not Cuban. I'm not Cuban. Is Dan Levitard? a legit Cuban No is Cubano Prejudice I like it

Dio Zaz has ruled Nozubano Wait so that would be guilty or not guilty Prejudice Guilty of not being Cuban Not guilty of being Cuban Also, over the weekend, I want to send a congratulations to our brother, Mero, the kid, Merro, being named Hot 97's new morning host from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. weekdays, man. Salute to Merro, man. That's a big deal right there, bro.

It is. It should have got more headlines than it did. You're right. It's perfect with that city. He'll join us inexplicably for. the live stream on Monday, but it should have gotten more headlines, Juju, because it's a perfect fit. Are you surprised at all that the last time I was with Mero in New York, he took out a pen and started signing his name on garbage cans, graffeting it? Because that dude has imprinted that

entire city in more ways than just that. It's perfect to see him on that show. Congratulations to the kid. Hell yeah, man. So it inspired me to make a top five people who should have got more headlines during this week after the week they had. Number five, Mike Jackson, man, from the Carolina Panthers and the U, you did. He was doing some things during that playoff loss to Pooka Nakua. What's his name, Devonte Adams, but he had them brothers locked down. And I don't think he got the credit he deserved on that. Number four, Peyton Watson of the Denver Nuggets right now.

The Joker has been out, and he has stepped up in a way that has outperformed everybody who getting paid way more money than he is on that roster. So salute to Payton Watson. Number three, Brock Purdy, man. Bras, seeing George Kittle go down, you had a perfect excuse to pack it in. You got every excuse to feel sorry for yourself

and be like, you know what, this ain't my year. Those boys took down the champs in Philly, man. Brought Purdy, I see you, brother. Number two, being the Don Johnson, man. My boy called his shot, man. He came on and said, look, I don't like the Packers, man. I don't like to stand on it. And here's your dab.

Take your dab with your back to Green Bay. I like what Ben Johnson doing, man. Ben the Don Johnson is great. And number one, brother, Kishon Nixon, Compton, California. Defensive back from the Packers, he had a chance to tackle the D'Andre Swift on the goal line, backed out of him. You know how the NFL do what they write, so we can't show that video. But he backed away instead of trying to tackle the punch the ball out. Man, we don't respect that over here, bro.

Still a legend, but come on, bro. Jujo, I see the jersey you're rocking. What do you think if Jean Morant takes his talents to South Beach? Yeah, I mean, I think it's a lot, signs still, didn't deliver. I'm wearing this jersey right now because this is my last chance to wear this, and it actually is real. This is the last time I will be able to wear this Jiamerang. Grizzlies jersey and he's on the Grizzlies. I think my boy is actually sent to the heat already.

You see after the three-pointer that Bam hit last night, he did Jammerant celebration. Yeah, but too true. Bam did the John Moran celebration and then he had spit hanging from his chin and that's total oral loss. That's oral loss. You're right, bro. I believe, bro. Because when I saw it, I was like, ugh. Yeah. That was a lewdie. He was celebrating. He was celebrating. He was was doing John Moran's celebration and as he spit accidentally it got caught in his goatee and it was it was a large amount of spit. Hell yeah, bro. How embarrassing publicly.

I would never do anything to embarrass myself publicly like that. Look at the arch on my boy feet, bro. My boy got the high archers. I see why you're wearing the orthopedic. I like the way Dan goes back and forth with his featsies. My feet are cold and the whole body is cold because I'm not used to being quite this nude in front of people. It's not that cold in there.

This is the longest post game of my life. Yes, please, end it. Poles. Jude, you got some polls? I've seen, yeah, there's a pool right now that I'm looking at that I don't like. Cold in there. Hello, should it be illegal for Dylan Brooks and Grayson Allen to play on the same team? 87% of the audience says, yes, it should be.

Best tight end ever. Not Dan, apparently. Travis Kelsey or Rob Grancowski? 82% of the audience. says Rob Grankowski. Wow, that's higher than I would have thought. Right. He was pretty good.

School player. Right. Can you imagine coaching Lamar Jackson and then being enamored with Quinn Ewers? 87% of the audience says, no, they can't imagine that. And those are your polls for today. You don't have to imagine this, ladies.

It's right here for you. Jesus No I seriously can't even look