The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Dan's Kinky Birthday (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

"Pat me on the six." Happy Birthday, tooooooooo Dan. I don't care. Good luck. JuJu has his Top 5 Costumes Dan Has Worn on the Show That He Can Remember. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bill Barnwell is saying that the Packers will be paying Micah Parsons the equivalent of $65 million per year over the next four years. And one of the weird things that happens where you would assume that pass rush in Denver, for example, that is great. You would assume it would result in more turnovers than last year. It has not. With Micah Parsons this year, the Packers went from third in interception rate last year to 26. sixth in interception rate this year. So, like, you need a pass rusher. Everybody would want a pass rusher. It makes sense to want a pass rusher.

The Packers can't pick the ball off all of a sudden. Jujugadi is here. I imagine he's real disappointed with the entire group at how it is you reacted to Pablo Torre being named Sports Media Person of the Year by awful announcing. He's always positive. He's always supportive. He supports his teammates.

He's got to be just generally more. certified by your indifference that Pablo is changing the entirety of the game, and Zaz and Chris Cody are shrugging their shoulders while Zaz dreams of hosting shows with Janus. Right, bro. We got to salute our brothers and sisters when we do accomplishments, man. They got few and far between a lot of cases in the world. So when our brothers and sisters do great in the world, we got to pat him on the bat, man. We're looking at two champion GMs right now in that studio right now.

I don't think that's enough been talked about. So everybody, Pablo, for sure. Jared Emi, another one. Come on now. My boy, Greg Cody, another book on the way. Come on now. Zaz 2.0 hats being made now. That's how much the fanfare has risen.

Roy playing hockey himself these days. My boy was in past other day. Come on, man. My boy, Tony, he out on the beach, on the pier, and he got other basketball podcasts going on. Come on, bro. Everybody in that studio doing great. Today is about the kid, Daniel Levertard, man.

Happy birthday, brother. We love you so much, man. Pat me on the six. Wow. Now you get it. That was more than three there. It did. It wasn't a six.

My arm not that long. You did pat me on the three. It was the microphone. It got in your way. The microphone got in your way. Juju, before we update the polls, what else do you want to get to before we get to the polls? Definitely. In Dan Levitart fashion, you always say it's not your kink, but we know. We were your family. We understand. So I'm going to go top five Dan LeBatar costumes that I can think of.

Wow. This is big. A lot to choose from here. Number five, whoever you were. I don't know if this is Goldilocks, missing the three bears, but number five, sir. Who are you wearing? I think I was Game of Thrones I think that was the whole show That's you? I think what was the What was the star the dragon woman? What was the Colise?

I think that's what I was doing there with Game of Thrones Look at those arms You look good It's a lot of arms I'm showing off there Oh man 27 inch pythons man Number four

Benito man My boy this year You were fresh in hell as Benito I loved it man You put a very Look how the effort you put into this. I don't know if it was you or Valerie, but the gloves bought it home, bro.

I think I know the answer to that. Yeah, it wasn't me making those gloves with sequins. That was Valerie. It wasn't me stitching those gloves. There was like little glasses like, oh, this would be nice. Three in the morning. Number three, my boy, he dressed up. I was like, 2023 Ken.

Look at them. Come on, man. Look at the hips on my boy. Those are skinny jeans right there. Right. It was fantastic. It went along with the season. The movie had just come out. Brilliant costume. Number two, my brother, when you was Richard Simmons. This is more epic because of what you were talking about right there. The world had been waiting on you to finally discuss Whitlock. And you said, you know what? Let's do it. And the number one costume, man, made hearts break across the country. My boy took his chest out, man.

Dan is Nacho Libre, man. Look at the kicks, man. Everywhere. Head to toe, man. Drip certified. Salute, brother. Happy birthday. Thank you, Juju. I appreciate that for my birthday, you have caused me the great national and international shame of this is not a kink.

I'm embarrassed by these all the time. Oh, you love these. Okay, you guys keep saying that. You guys are better at knowing what I feel than I am. Yes, I know that. And when I tell you, I feel differently, you're great at calling me a liar. Let's update some polls. Do you know how annoying it is for me to spend an hour in the bathroom before I come into work

with Valerie putting makeup on me and an assortment of things that are uncomfortable? You guys think I like it. I do not like it. I never like it. You love it. I do it for the audience. I do it for our loyal fans. How many penalties do you guys owe around here?

Penalties. Punishments? I think I owe two right now. Chris goes four. One. I don't know. That's three. Yeah.

Three? Well, I thought I have to sing the national anthem yet. And then I got to do a TikTok. Uh-huh. And then there's two more. I thought I thought it was one more. Okay. I'll sing that national anthem tomorrow.

You guys are not responsible. You're not accountable. Cody, Greg, do you owe any? It's week 15. No, Cody hasn't picked one even one time this year. You haven't lost? He hasn't picked one. He hasn't been here on a Thursday.

So we have them go right now for this week. So he has to? Yeah. Yes. We'll get the bucket. We won't make the Reaper dress up. I'll go get the bucket. Okay. What do you mean the Reaper dresses up? The Reaper, that's what the Reaper looks like every day. The Reaper doesn't dress up. The Reaper's always dressed as the Reaper. I don't know what the Reaper looks like underneath, but it's got clothes on, right? No, the Reaper is putting, no, put it on the pole. A Reaper can be naked.

Put it, no. Put it on the pole at Levitard show. Is the Grim Reaper ever not in costume? And does the Grim Reaper ever walk around nude around his house or her house when the Reaper? Yeah, Mrs. Reaper would like that. Being the Reaper. At Lebitard show, we will close out the show today by having Greg Cody go to the bucket. But let's update these polls, Jiu-Ju. Can you be great athletically if your name is Biff?

77% of the audience says, no, you cannot. Does Diego Pavia put the ass in class? 91% of the audience says yes he does but that kind of made me mad yesterday when we had Josh Payton and he was like well I just kind of have a Diego Pavia filter did I just nah brother that was Sador we had no Sjord damn filter

not to hear nor there Has anyone ever said anything interesting after saying I don't know if this is interesting to you 82% of the audience says no they have not and last poll can the average nine year old kid tell time on a clock that isn't digital 81% of the audience says no they can't and those are your polls so that is just officially dying telling time without digital aid is something that is dying here comes

Tony with the dent tech bucket no reaper today no reaper just Tony reach into the dent tech and let's see what we have here. I don't have points spreads in front of me. I don't have schedules in front of me either. So yeah, you like to rummage. Make sure that when you take your pick, you speak in front of the microphone, Greg. I see you're moving away from the microphone again.

San Francisco. Monday night football at Phillip Rivers. I have that in my calendar. That's how I know that so quickly. There's six point favorite at the Colts on Monday night football. I like that. Okay, he's going to keep it. Yeah. All right. So Philip Rivers

who is older than Greg Cody is starting a game against the San Francisco 49ers. Thank you, Juju. Appreciate the time, as always. Yes, sir. If we're slapping people on the six as well, I will say that you should support Alleyoop. He does a great job on all basketball matters and pop culture matters. Juju Alleyoop, wherever it is you get your podcast, also has its own YouTube page if you want to support all the things Juju is. Thank you, sir.

Yes, sir.