The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Derrick Henry Ravens Buddy

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

The show's reaction to Derrick Henry signing with the Ravens devolves into a showdown between Billy and Tony over the moon and Mars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. Ah, the NFL news. It never stops. It doesn't. Derek Henry, two-year, $16 million deal to sign with the Baltimore Ravens. Now, he could earn up to $20 million million with incentives, but I love good incentives. I do love that too It seems like eight mil seems to be the number for every running back except Austin Echler and say one Berkeley Barkley got a little more, but it's just seems like I just can't believe Echler couldn't say to his agent

Hey, I'm with those guys. Maybe I didn't have a great year last year, but I could be, I could be, I can't believe Eckler didn't get eight mil. Billy, you're the closest Eckler of anybody. What? You're the closest Eckler of anybody. I want to talk to you about something else. Okay. I saw this last week and I thought of you immediately. Mm-hmm.

Jeremy Tashay spoke to Nick Gordon. Mm-hmm. Miami Marlins. Oh, yes. Brother of D. Gordon. Yes. No moon, he said or something. Yeah, he doesnlins. Brother of D Gordon. Yes. No moon, he said or something. Yeah, he doesn't believe the moon is real.

He said the moon isn't real. And then he followed up, he said, what do you mean? He said the moon, the whole moon. The earth and the moon, gravitational pull. The moon's way too close, bro. It's way too close. Sometimes you go outside, you look up at night, and you will not see the moon sometimes.

You gotta see the sun or the moon. So. Sometimes direct quote. Sometimes you see the moon in the daytime. Yeah. Well this seems like you're kinda guy, cause you like these theories. I do like, I do like you. I feel like you, out of the box thinkers.

If I feel like if I were to press you I could get you on the moon landing not being real, but I'm not sure. You could get me. About the moon not being real. No, the moon is 100% real but I'm not sure about the moon not being real. The moon is 100% real right? Made of cheese? You're willing to go out there? I'm willing to go out there and say the moon is 100% real. How do you explain the tides? How do you explain certain things? Well how do you explain the moon affecting the tides? The gravitational pull. I don't know how that

works again I failed out of sciences. Math and sizes were not my strong suit. So I just kind of take your word for it But well isn't our gravitational pull around the Sun and the moon has like our gravitational pull, right? It's like a subset of gravitational pulls got it that keep everything in place, but if you press me on the moon landing No, we're talking a little bit something different. Oh, What do you think happened? What do I think happened? I think, as far as the moon landing is concerned, I think that there is a plausible deniability, okay, that you can look and say, look, United States was in a space race with Russia,

they didn't want the Soviets up there, what was going on? So it feels like the Soviets were doing a lot of work trying to get the cosmonauts up into the atmosphere into the moon and all that. United States was like, you know what? We gotta win this. Let's just fake it, say that we did it, stage it, right?

In a movie set, and then send it out there. The Russians won't believe the difference. It's like, it was original AI. Essentially what we're talking about is the United States government did the original first AI Against the Russians. So did they go into space? Yeah, the cosmonauts were in space and what it and well No, like because like they had never gone to the moon, right? Like that was 11 right when it landed on the moon, right? Did they go into space? Yeah, they were in space into the moon. That's what they say what no I'm asking you what did what happened with them? Did they go into space? Yeah, they were in space into the moon. That's what they say. What? No, I'm asking you. What did what happened with them? Did they go into space?

And then they just they went around the room orbited moon like other Apollo missions in the hypothetical of the story of the moon landing with stage. Yeah, they shot off your story. What happened? I don't know what happened. I wasn't there. What are saying happened I'm I'm saying that there is a plausible deniability that the moon landing you said no no no you said that there was a race to the moon there was there was and that they landed they did as they did a set mm-hmm where they faked it mm-hmm so I'm asking where Jared let it lives by the way what where Jared let it lives right now is where they stayed is where they stayed in the moon landing

How do you know that look it up? Look at it not look up where Jared let it lives I'm forgetting the name of the place, but he lives in a movie studio He lives in like this weird ranch that has movie studios that the government would conduct like videos In that movie out Mountain Air Force Station? Yeah, something like that. Okay, but back to. Is a formerly used defense site, which is today a private residence of actor Jared Leto.

So that's where they faked the moon landing. That's where they presumably faked the moon landing right there. But did they send the astronauts into space? Yes, they did. And then they, what? They just went around, the moon came back, and then they had actors portraying them? Correct, because I mean, they did. And then they, what? They just went around the moon and came back and then they had actors portraying them?

Correct. Because I mean, they were in the spacesuits. Did they voice the things before they left? Because they're radioing back. They could be voicing it from... So they're watching it live from space? Like there's a satellite transmitting what's happening here on Earth at Jared Leto's house up to

the moon and Then they're doing like play-by-play in like 1969 or whatever and then it's on delay and then that That's right. I'm not interested back to earth. Mm-hmm. No, I don't think that's what happened. Okay, but here's here's the thing Right, it's been this is why I say plausible deniability because Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong, all these people that said they went to the moon, say they went to the moon. Yeah.

Are they all lying? They're all lying together. That's a thing, it would be a huge cover up for them to all be lying together, saying that they didn't make it to the moon. That's what I'm saying, I don't know. Would you rather have Gabe Davis at 13 million a year or Michael Pittman just under 24 million a year?

at 13 million a year or Michael Pittman just under 24 million a year. I felt like Pittman was one of the more overpaid guys. Am I sleeping on him? I know he's a solid, is he a number one? He's like a fringe one too. That's why I like, He'd be better as a two, I think. Do you think we'll ever be able to like,

habitate the moon? And habit the moon? Yeah. Like, have people like- I think we have trouble with the moon, right? I think Mars is a better option. Why? Because the moon doesn't have the characteristics

similar to Earth that we need, right? We need water, we need a usable atmosphere. Apparently the moon doesn't have that, right? Which is why we've been trying to figure out is that something that we can do, or is it just dirt and dust in the middle of space? And that's kind of what it is. Mars has had evidence that's shown water at one point.

We don't know when, but it would feel like it would be more inhabitable at Mars. The thing is, it takes us longer to get there and imagine space travel and then bringing materials over there to build stuff, which takes a long time. Andrew Van Ginkel will make more this upcoming season than Derek Henry and Tony Pollard. Damn.

Would you live on Mars? If they figured it out. Have you seen The Martian with Matt Damon? No. It's kind of like, what's the show that you were watching that Paul Pierce was on? Stars on Mars. Stars on Mars.

It's like that, but like more dramatic. Mars seems really hard to live on. Yeah, well that's why presumably no one does. How about this, think about this Billy. So back in the day, we're talking thousands of years ago. Right, if time travel existed though, wouldn't we already be on Mars? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Time travel is tough, right? Because we have people going from, from in the future to the past. So you're saying that there's people on Mars right now that are there going from the future to the past in Mars? If time travel exists and someone can travel back to the past, then they've already been on Mars. Presumably, maybe.

They've already been on Mars. Presumably, maybe. Thanks something to Ponder, put that in your file.