The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: E-H-H-Y-A-H-U-U-Y-E-A-M-E-H (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

"He was disappointed that the women seemed happy." Dan wants the crew to discuss the success of Project Hail Mary, but Amin and JuJu leave him No Other Choice but to talk Peter Parker and them boys. Plus, JuJu has, according to Dan, some free game that has no cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Juju is always good with the television and streaming recommendations. You guys won't shut up about Project Hail Mary, though, the movie, right? You guys love the movie. Are you interested? Are you interested in this? I haven't seen it. I don't know what it's about, but it's based on some sort of source material because all my friends are said, oh, the book was great. And all I know is that Ryan Gosling is in it and it looks visually stunning.

But I don't know if that's enough to get me to the theater. It's a huge hit. It is. But I'm going to tell you what's going to be an even huger hit? that new Spider-Man. Did y'all see that trailer? Oh, yeah. That new Spider-Man. Oh, yeah.

Okay, I was talking about Project Hail Mary, though. Project Hell Mary, I think, tapped into this thing that Ted Lassau did, which is like, man, I didn't know that I needed an uplift. I didn't expect. That's the kind of movie it is? I didn't expect this to be so uplifting and hopeful, and it's coming at a good time where we could use that. And I think that's why people are gravitating to it, to the degree that. they are, which is just a huge global sensation. Yeah, the plot is not necessarily, like, when you say, it's like Ted Lasso, it's not like

that in terms of the plot, but the way that it's sort of an example of, like, humanity, sort of coming together and this sort of one person helping another and that type of attitude and feel good that's behind it, I mean, Gossling is essentially acting by himself. He's spectacular in this movie. Ryan Gosling is as good as he's ever been in this movie. And there is such a feel good that you're left with, whether that's the story or not. It feels like everything the movies are supposed to be. It's a giant blockbuster for a reason.

Hear me out here. Nobody remembers Peter Parker anymore. So MJ and Ned Lee, they all don't remember him. That's what I'm saying. But he's watching them posts on Instagram having the time of their lives at MIT. Oh, this doesn't intrigue you at all? Give me the music, please, for The Joker of the Weekend from Jujugati. That's how it be.

I want to in on this damn conversation, too. I want to, before we move on, I just want to say to the movie point or whatever, the unexpected shit. I watched the best movie I've seen all this year over this weekend. I wasn't expecting much because I had to read the entire thing, because no other truth. choice, man, that might be the best movie of the last couple years other than sinners. Salute. But, man, no other choice. Go see it if you have.

I thought you wanted in on the conversation about Project Hail Mary. I did. We wanted to... Just movies you wanted to talk about. Yeah, you had a topic, and I didn't want to talk about that at all, like everyone else. But Juju. No, but when I do it, oh, when I do it. No, when they did it, I objected as well.

You feel me, Roy? Roy, you know what I mean. No, absolutely. What's that supposed to mean? Hear me out, Ju- He has to go to... You said you could say it, Dan. I didn't like that.

Go! Oh. He goes to Bruce Banner, and he says, can you help me out? And Bruce Banner says, wait, your name is, what? No, but not even the Hulk remembers him. What happened to my Joker of the Weekend music?

Yes, sir, man. We had a couple of jokers that a weekend. I'm sorry, Mike. I put you to sleep in Tony. Y'all wake up. I'm back. We're here. No, I'm looking at no other choice.

I'm reading No other choice. I'm not. I haven't seen it. I want to see it. You hear me? It's Cam Scataboo, man, for saying CTE is not real. He seems smart. He seems smart. He seems smart. He seems smart. Hold on.

Juju, would you want Cam Scadaboo to be any other way? That's on brand, man. Yes, I want him to be another way. Oh, man. He's our grunk. He's a giant's grunk. Yeah, I want him to be a role model for them kids in New York. Not here nor there.

Another Joker other day. Florida Gators basketball. coaches, man. You came pressing that situation. Boogie Flan also, he was trailing instead of cutting him off. And Boogie Flan's decision to trail instead of cut off, set off a chain reaction where everybody had to slide over and get the next man. And that's what happened to Florida in that last second. Jokers are that day. One more Joker. Another gator is involved.

LeBron James picking up his golf ball in front of the gator this weekend. man, what in the hell? You are too valuable to be that close to that alligator, sir. That's a mighty big crook over there, and you were too close to it. You're a joker. The gators, jokers, and chokers, right?

Because if you're falling apart in that situation, if you're doing something inexplicable defensively when you're a champion, that's pussycat dolls level choking. Is it not? I was definitely thinking of Pussy Riot. It is a controversial. We said Josie,

the pussycats like, yeah, they had some controversy. Like what? When Jabber Jaw came and played the drums? Do you have any Olympic thoughts based on what we were talking about flag football related? We're going to win, right? We're going to be the favorite in flag football internationally, correct? Oh, yeah. Belt to ass on everybody.

I mean, I don't know enough about other nations programs. I'm not going to pretend to because I imagine there might be something like what the pros found out. this is a whole new way to play the game and you can catch people by surprise that underestimate you. See, Tony, I would say belt to ass too, but then what happens if South Korea shows up with briefcases?

Briefcase ass. But I thought that the, Juju, I thought that the broadcast, at least in the early going, had way more juice to it than I expected it to. Yeah, for sure. And the players gave way more effort than I thought. Joe Burrow risked all his ace skills

every single player. There was a question. There was a cool moment early on in that first game where the pros kind of collectively realize, oh, shit. Like, we can't just, like, go through the motions here. These guys are kicking our ass. They thought they could just, like, five-step drop it. It's like, no, you got to get wide, dude. You need two quarterbacks on every play, so you could just keep throwing it backwards to each other.

Yeah, they kind of realize, oh, all right, we can get played here. And Hopkins caught a deep ball and you thought, okay, the pros are just going to settle out. Oh, Del. Jesus. They might need their own project, Tell Mary. There he is. No! It was so ready. As soon he saw Jeremy approached the mic, his hand was hovering.

Here we go. It is funny, though, that people wouldn't realize, professional football players wouldn't realize that if I take the power and strength completely out of the game, I'm no longer playing tackle football. Like, it's just something entirely different if everyone out there is as quick as Tyree Kill. Right. But I would have loved to have seen a healthy Tyree Kill. Hill in this environment, but I think one of the things that stuck out, look, in the game of

football, Sequin's got power, he's got strength, he's got agility, he doesn't look like the most explosive guy on the field because this dude that weighs half of that is just like bending his body and contorting them in ways and hitting these very small windows with such explosion. It didn't have a player over six feet. It was just really surprising to see how much quicker the Team USA was. was then the pros. Was it, though?

Because Grunk at this point in his life probably isn't going to be as quick as small, quick guys. Tyree Kill, honestly, is not just an anomaly because he's quick. Tyree Kill is an anomaly because at that size, you usually can't play football. It's too violent to sport. Yeah, but he's like very muscular. And Juju, I was disappointed that Grunk got hurt because it seemed to me like the only shot the pros had was Brady's just going to throw it, you know, eight yards up in the air and Grong's just going to stab at it with a paw because no one can bring him down.

Exactly for sure. And it brings me to my point about the Olympics moving forward. It was presented by my brother Pete Correlli over the weekend. I'm like, wait a second. How about this? During Olympic competitions, no flag, no country representation. You don't know where this brother who just did that triple axle is from. All of the judges know that that was the best triple axle they'd seen all day.

judge him out for that and on the gold medal stand, guess what? Surprise, I'm synagogue. So no bias can even come. I love it. If you didn't see it, Juju just pantomime ripping off a bank robber's mask to reveal that the gold medal winner was from Senegal. Before we get to the polls. Or someone from Josie and the Pussy Cats. Did he say synagogue?

Juju? Senegal. I said Senegal in case he said synagogue. I was speaking of a gym. I see a synagogue. Just looking for the laugh. I don't meet, I don't meet Jeremy. Well, yeah, man.

Juju has, as ever some game that he's giving without any cost. This is free game that he is dispensing in the event that you'd like your life improved with some juju guidance and advice. What do you got for us? Yes, sir, man. was Spartan on Thursday when my brother Dave, we all love Dave, man, but he was saying that how disappointed he was when he was talking about the WNBA CBA. My brother wasn't disappointed in the CBA. He wasn't disappointed that the owners kind of won. He was disappointed that the women seemed happy. And let that just go to show you out there. Sometimes, bro, some people just don't

want to see you happy, man. They just don't want to see you win. Don't waste your energy and time on those people trying to figure it out. Just put your hands up and say, you know what? This is the world I live in. Don't spend energy trying to figure out why people don't like you, man. Just let them don't like you and move on. Are you accusing David Sampson of, by definition, hating 101? Literally. It's in the handbook. I'm not going to put my brother name next to it. But But if the shoe fits, whee, some nice Nikes. The polls at Labitard Show, what do we have today, Juju to update? When it comes to fighting, does every 80-year-old man still think that he is 22?

91% of the audience says, yes, they do. Damn. Do you know what a boiler maker is? 61% of the audience says, no, they don't. Also, real quick, happy birthday to the Shatner, 95 years old, and still kicking. Happy birthday. To him.

I don't care. Good luck. Are you embarrassed? Are you embarrassed when you say the score of the game was, how did you spell it, J-J-J-J-J-J-J-E-H? E-A-H, no, E-H-H-Y-A-M-E-H. Perfect. Nailed it.

That's exactly. how Chris said it. 85% of the audience says yes. And also, congratulations to coach Jerry McNamara, new coach for Syracuse next year. Kianne Anthony, get ready to play 48 and a half minutes. And last poll, should we replace the Hakeem Nix laugh with the overlay of Jeremy Tashay and Kauai? Holy smokes.

Do y'all want the Twitter results or do y'all want the out? IG results. Different, different results? After you say that, I kind of won both of them. Ooh, 52% of the audience says

yes on IG, let's replace that laugh. And on Twitter, they're not going to want it replaced. 48% of the audience says, no, they do not want it. 52 says yes.

Wait, that's the same. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, right, right, wait, wait. Don't Phonics. Yeah, well, wow. Juju, that makes no sense. It was the reverse.

He was saying it was the reverse. It makes no sense. Literally no sense. It's terrible math. Well, man, 48% of the audience says yes, and 52% of the audience says no,

and that's the Twitter pose. So I'm trying to follow. But I think if you take the average, it's a 50-50 split. It's never inevitable. You got to wait. It is. How many votes are coming in on Twitter

versus how many on Instagram. Math. And how many of those people on Twitter have called you a soy boy? On Twitter, I'm guessing something a lot more. Me? Me? Senegal?

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