The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Five Times As Better

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Tony tells us about his three-day water fast and Roy celebrates his championship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Alright boys, so I was here for the Turk off yesterday, but I was in the back, I wasn't on the show, and I've been in the midst of a three-day water fast. And I feel like you're a guy that is into like water fasts like that occasionally. I am somebody who's just been recommended a three day fast, a just bone broth. Oh, bone broth sucks by the way. Isn't that to like get rid of cancer stuff? I've heard if you go three straight days, that's the cancer.

It's heaven days. If you do seven days of water only fast, you eliminate a lot of the cancer cells. I don't know what the exact percentage is. Everybody's different, but there's like certain aspects of fasting that are super healthy for you. Resets your immune system helps with a lot of stuff, right? But yesterday during the Turk off was one of my moments where I was like, damn,

I'm in day two of day three. I'm gonna end today, the fast today. I had the last food, solid food that I had eaten was Sunday night. So your boy is hungry. And I saw Royce Turkey and I just stared at it. I was just looking and I'm like, my mother's watering just talking about it right now.

I just feel like a one bite of Turkey. Like what could that have harmed in your fat? Everything, okay? It breaks my fast. The fast, the point of the fast is to give your digestive system total, total emptiness and no fatigue. Make it stop working for a while so that you can replenish without it having to do anything. And if you give it any kind of, like there are a couple of things you can do, like lemon or aloe and stuff that won't interfere with it.

But if you put any sugar or any food in it, it spikes your insulin It's just like week seven. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, it's just some water mixed it up a little bit, you know, kind of in pepper. Bone broth is also okay for whatever the reasons are this is a lot of people are swearing by the intermittent fasting of 16 hours and throwing in the occasional two or three day fast. Billy doesn't have time for any of it. It's just one of this is just the latest fat and a bunch of fads at three years from now.

It sounds like we're finding out that's not actually how it works because that's what happens with all of these is like, oh, you're not supposed to eat bread. Oh, you can only bread. You're not supposed to be this. You're not as only can only eat that. What are you doing? Whatever happened to breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It's bullshit. It was it was Darian three. They were trying to make it happen. It's bullshit. You guys are aware, right? I'm not breaking news to anybody. Maybe I am to somebody listening to this that the word Breakfast is to break the fast. What? Yep. I don't know good team. This guy's been listening to a lot of stuff I like that damn right. That's to Dan's point. I fast every day when I'm sleeping and then when I wake up

I break that shoe. Who was that? Impression. Sounded like Jim Carrey. Yeah, it was. It was. That's exactly what it was. I had that too.

He channeled that. Tony, how have you felt? Terrible, Dan. Do you feel weak? So here's the thing. I was also working out pretty hard during the fast. Just to kind of really rev up the system. But last night I was struggling my wife got food and I was just like staring at her

food. She's like, can you please leave because you're making me uncomfortable? Well, to get news is we still have Turkey. It's in a refrigerator. I'm going to break my fast with Roy's Turkey. That's how much respect I put on Roy's name right now. Thank you. Roy, we have to now that you're the reigning champion. We have to figure out a way to do this again because Roy has said and I don't know where this ranks for you in terms of crowning achievements of your lifetime but you are a proud cook you're a good cook and you won while sort of handcuffed because you're of the belief that if you had gotten the turkey that you wanted to get that didn't have to be brined twice that you would have

made an even better turkey than the one that is universally being to be brined twice that you would have made an even better turkey than the one that is universally being applauded in a way that has shown grace from Greg Cody that I've never seen from him in his lifetime. Oh, absolutely. I think that it would have been probably five times as better. I like the idea of like my dad would have said that's his specialty. Like Roy, we can all pick our specialty and then Roy is like, yeah, I'll make that better than you.

Roy, I don't know what's more amazing there that you came up with a totally made-up stat. Oh, it's absolutely made up. Five times or that you did it with the poor English of five times is better, which is not in any way correct. Well, I didn't want to go 10 times. That seems like it was too much. Maybe twice is good. And that made-up stat of the day is brought to you by Venmo. You were money, your move. Really? That's the stat of the day? Way to go, Chris. That's the stat of the day is brought to you by Venmo. You were money, your move. Really?

That's the stat of the day. Way to go, Chris. That's the stat of the day. That's the question. That's the question. Chris Coney rallying with a sponsored made up stat of the day with five times as better. He's five times as better as Mike Ryan.

He's Chris Coney, executive producer in training. Except we can't use it. That's right. I think we still have to do it tomorrow because it was post-game. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.