The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Florida Tinge

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. I don't like men's tennis. Why? Too long? Too long. Yeah. That's the three sets. Let's get this thing over with. The matches are really long. Take forever, ma'am.

It seems outdated. Like, why is it that the women play less? Because it's very taxing on the female body to participate in sports. But I bet they can handle it is my point. I'm with you. I'd rather see the men come down to three. I have a place like cross the fragile little body. That's only for the grand slams.

You know that, right? Like they played fewer. I'm not watching no non-grand slam tennis man. All right. I knew that. Grand Slam, thank you, man. I mean, it's watching the Western and Southern open. Like, yeah, this is the Demorea classic.

Miami open. Also, how can you be Western and Southern? But the other thing is, well, I live in Arizona. The other thing that sucks about men's tennis is that like now it's it's like baseball where it's got a point where everyone's got this booming serve it just fifteen love like all i want to watch tennis i don't know why people hit the

bar i went down at and erotic rabbit hole the other night on youtube and that erotic rabbit hole well i don't know if that sounds good either no i don't think that's Rodic holes because apparently he had one of the greatest serves of all time. And I'm learning this now because I recently came to tennis fan. And now I've been up all night watching, well up till 8 p.m. watching the US Open all week. And it's great. You gambling. I miss top spin man. Y'all play top spin. Oh my god. Virtua tennis was my game on the Dreamcast. Oh man.

Dude, with Carlos Moia. Oh man. Give me on that red clay. Your drop spin two on Xbox. Half arc. Slow-court. Shit. Hey man.

Why was so, it's the greatest my player of any sports game ever. Ever. Really? Better than 2k, better than- We tennis? No, better than that. I have a video game take that's gonna make me sound like such a boomer. What's up? ever, ever. Really? Better than 2K, better than... We tennis? No, better than that. I have a video game take that's gonna make me sound like such a boomer.

What's up? I don't like what video games have become with the whole like my story and as I proceed, I can get add-ons and I don't like ultimate team and I don't like all these cards and I don't like all these built-in things that are just meant for you to buy more in the game. I hate that. No, I mean, what I like to do is I like to open up franchise and I'd like to simulate for the next 30 goddamn years.

And I don't want to have to worry about how many credits I can apply to boost this and that or, oh, I can get a meridona card. I don't care. I want to play Union Berlin as it is. Madden and FIFA tried a story mode on there. I guess, either creator, player, whatever, they tried a story mode. I think it did work out for FIFA, but Madden, it was bad.

Hey, story modes. Dude, I don't want to be me in a game. And I understand other people want to be them in a game. But see, here's the thing. I want to be Damien Lillard in the game. At football, basketball, soccer, I can understand that. But tennis, dude, there was nothing like the top spin

you did the my play and you got to start at the shitty little tournaments and you're getting rocked by these people you've never heard of. But you got to do just enough, you got to finish like in sixth place to qualify for a sponsor. And then you're like, oh, I got sponsored by head.

And I get head rackets now. And they give me a little bit of money. And so now a little nicer, I'm a little better. And then you work your way up. There was nothing like that. Yeah, they were doing that with the, I just recently, because I pay way too much for this automatic PlayStation thing

that gives me access to older games. So I like that. I like your woods, 2K. Wait, wait, wait. How does that work? You pay like $59 a year and then like after a couple of months, you'll have access to not an immediate dismissal from a mean like $59. If he said $59, look, okay, a year.

I'm pretty basic. I like playing NBA 2K and like playing what is now EA FC. But if you said like 499 a month, would you have been like, oh, no, I once it's monthly, it automatically my interest dropped. You want my money? I'll give you my money. You want my money all the time? No.

So for that, I had air quotes free access when really I'm paying far too much money for the one gaming year that I take off of this service. And it was a golf game and it's like, the career mode is you start off as this person, your appearances and your swag are limited because oh, you got to play the game and I just got to recruit these credits. So I got to play this game as this terrible golfer

to get better to be able to wear a blue polo and it's just like, can I just be Tommy Fleetwood? And I can I can I can I? If I wanted to be a terrible golfer, I would just go like, can I just beat Tommy Fleetwood? Can I, can I, can I? If I wanted to be a terrible golfer, I would just go for golf. Oh, no, but see, this is where you and I, you guys different from me. I'm gonna be back, hola. I'm the same person who loves playing like red dead redemption, like outside the right

of horse. Just ride around and go hunting and shooting and all that. And I was like, why don't you just do that real life? Cause then I gotta go get 30 years. You're gonna play golf probably then to like get a horse and start shooting. Neither way, man. Although I don't know.

Not in Florida. Not in Florida. Not in Arizona. Not in Arizona. Yeah, that's true. But it's just like, why would I do all that when I could just sit on my couch and do it right here, man? It's a lot more fun.

Like jet-eye fuzz. Oh, hey, hey, what was that? Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. You guys never have conversations. Yeah, you guys never have conversations with me anymore. We were rowing the whole time. Bastards. And it was your best segment of the day.

Strongest stuff. It was a bad day for me. I'm glad you couldn't. No, I like, no, it's not, I can admit it. It's like, day for me. He was, I'm glad you couldn't admit it. No, I like, I, no, it's not, I can admit it. It's like I know it. We had bad days. It was a bad day, having solid bad days. But I think it was a good week of shows.

I'm generally, you did very little to help that. Yeah. So out of five days, I had one good day. Yep. There you go. Sounds like the Marlins pitching staff has a leg. Hey job well done once again on the Marlins. We will still talk about them. We dedicate a lot of time to them but they carried us to football and football season and for that we're eternally great. That's what they're there for.

Yep. So all right, Thursday, thundertime. And this is, got a Florida tinge to it. First leg of our Thursday. Sorry about that. What, tinge? A Florida tinge? A Florida tinge. No, Florida tinge, it's bronze. A tinge.

We're gonna go with Utah, minus four and a half. Oh! Yeah. Hello! What? Oh, that messy was talking. Hello! What? Oh, that mess he was talking. What? What mess?

Are you gonna have another bad episode of what are you talking about? What am I? Yeah. I don't know about my- What mess was I talking? You know I rate you tall here. Come on, you're bad again. Properly rated.

Yeah, the Yutes. What's our second leg? Our second leg. Jeremy, are you familiar with what our second leg is? Yes, I am. Hit it. The UCF Knights, 35 point favorites over Kent State. UCF will obviously roll and take down Kent State

by more than 35. And for the third and final leg, I didn't have say in this because if I did, I would not have gone with it because I am approximately, I'm over have say in this because if I did I would not have gone with it because I am approximately Oh, I'm over 68 on my last Miami best, but I genuinely like Miami this weekend too Which one? Miami, Florida minus 16 and a half

Chalk, chalk, chalk, Lane points. We're going Utah, minus 4 1 1-1-1, Florida. UCF, we're laying the 35 1 1-1-1-1-1-1-1 against Kent State, and we're taking Miami of Florida against Miami of Ohio in the Battle of Miami, minus 16 1 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1- this all possible. That cash is out to a juicy plus 595. Use code damn when you sign up for the app and for limited time offer for new customers. That's not what you were doing for like 10 minutes, Jerry. Jeremy's doing the UCF thing. See. Where do you do that? You were doing like, nice. You see, I'm like, this is not a sea. What is this? Just gotta be.

I got it. I don't know. I love sea creatures and ocean life. And there is this one like IG page that's dedicated to the ocean. But every time I open up my app, it's just like two chicks kissing. I don't understand what's going on.

Oh, like the freeze frame? No, no, it's like a, like there's a video, just two girls like just totally going at it. There's a weird part of Instagram that's like, people who are really interested in the ocean and people who really like to objectify women. And there are a lot of accounts that combine the two. Yeah, this is one of them. You don't ask me how I know it, but it's there.

Thank you for explaining this to me, because I'm so confused. I just want to see shark videos. Yeah. I see, this is what I thought you guys were talking about me because I'm so confused. I just wanna see shark videos. Yeah, there's, I see this is what I thought you guys were talking about because you know how the thumbnail on Instagram can be a picture that has nothing to do with the video. So what a lot of times they'll do it to show up on the export page

is the thumbnail is like a really hot chick and then you click on it and it's just like someone's stand up and I'm like, well I didn't wanna see this. Then I end up watching the stand up I actually, that's pretty funny. Now I know what you did it. No, but-

So you're the reason now. No, but here's the weird thing when you're scrolling, when you're scrolling before you pulled up the video of the next one, it'll be that screenshot of two chicks making out. And I'm like, oh, what the hell? What is this? No, I can't. This is in my feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, my feet is very pure. My x-port page and that. I mean, I can't be pulling on my phone. Like, I just didn't work. Yeah. It was just two scantily clad women. Very, very beautiful women. Yeah.

Just hugely attractive. A lot. Just going at it when all I wanted to see was sharks. It's not only that, also, there's the pun one does that too. Like, when a pun bible or whatever, like I love it, it's like all these silly kind of things, stock images with the little speech bubbles, but then they'll mix in like,

her act is at XXX Cindy, XXX, and she's like, a downward dog pretty much. And I'm like, guys. Yeah, guys, come on. Some of the puns. Some decorum pretty much. I'm like guys. Yeah guys come on. I came from the forum. Some decorum. I came for the puns. Yeah. I came for the polls. I don't have music for this. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum and our poll recap is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club Epic Raysers, Epicly Affordable, find them in stores or online. Chris, what are the polls? I love Dollar Shave Club.

Is David Samson the opposite of a black guy? 94% of the audience says yes. He indeed is. 6% said no. Salute to Farters. Question mark. 71% say yes. Salute to the middle, farders.

If you find $5,000 in cash, would you keep it? 89% said yes or no, I mean, what do you think? Oh, they said yes. Yeah, they said yes. They're keeping it. Nine out of 10 people. And those are the dollar-shape club polls. I mean, I have a poll as well.

We got more. You know what I mean? Should tinier rolls be watching South Park? 70% of the audience says no, 30% of the audience says yes. Should golf start allowing crowd noise? Yes. You already know the answer. Yes, oh, and our cooking show is considered

to be game show. Ooh, I heard this one. 64% of the audience says no, 36% says yes. What makes a game show a game show? You dig? There's gotta be a game. It's five days too long to still have a birthday balloon in your office. No.

82% said yes, 18% said no. Never heard of a birthday month, I guess. Do you see Ottomans anymore? Only in Turkey. 50% said yes, Forty-four percent says no. And is there always a mystery team? Ninety-four percent says yes. Six percent says no. And those are your Dollar Shave Club polls of the week guys. What was the context behind mystery team? Jonathan Taylor. gotcha. I think about Scooby-Doo.

Packers and they have Aaron Jones. The Packers. The Mystery Machine. Were they offering a one for one? Mike Tyson's Mystery Team, right? You guys ever watched Mike Tyson's Mystery? On Adult Swim? Yeah.

No. Great show. Sorry, I couldn't help you out there. It was a great show though. What does it feel like, Dad? Try to create content with an Albatross? With a dead fish, you mean? What does it feel like, Dad, try to create content with an albatross?

With a dead fish you mean.