The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Free Glizzies For The City (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

"If you're a fan of someone, you want to see them take their top off." Dan let us know that he's a big "y' guy, and that sparks JuJu's Top 5 Names In Football That He Can Think of, a take on referees, and an update of the Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The tequila. That invented tequila. Roximo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo. Against the spread. Against the spread. Give me that spread.

I want to see that spread. We haven't started yet, yeah. Hey, look at that spread. I need that spread. Give me that spread. I want that spread. Put the ACC team in.

Need those spread. Just pick Miami. What? Is it Joe Biden not doing? Hey, oh, come on. Against it. Come on. You all would agree.

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All right. The Jets are going into Buffalo against the Sabres as a goal and a half underdog. Hey, come on, man. The reason why is because Conahelbug is still out. He's on IR with a knee injury. He had surgery a couple weeks ago. Out four to six weeks. They have lost four of the last five.

So I'm going to go with the Jets today at Buffalo. Come on. Hey, give you that spread. Hey, give me that spread. I'm going to go with an adjust it against the spread. I'm going to take the ducks favored by minus one and a half. Right now, they're a dog in that game against the blues. Sometimes goals hard to come by for the blues.

I believe the ducks would be better, so why not take the extra juicy attempt here with the Anaheim Ducks? We're going to make the playoffs, by the way. Yeah. Going to make the playoffs. Let's take them. They are looking good, aren't they, Roy? They're offensively no longer challenged.

I saw over the course of the weekend, I saw that Chris Myers and Schlerith got stuck. of course with the Saints game and the Saints versus the Dolphins. And Schlereth said of Tua, he said, he has a challenge from a height standpoint, which is the most words you can use to say someone is short, that Tua has a challenge from a height standpoint. Did you feel bad listening to Chris Myers have to do Dolphin Saints thinking that his career should be beyond this by now? It was funny to me to watch all my Dolphin fans, friends get angry at Schlerth for how much

he was praising Julian Hill. Like the Dolphins, like, third tight end. He's a good blocker for him. He loved how much he was blocking. He's a big part of their run. So, like, but he's a guy that gets trolled a lot in the Dolphins chat. Because he sucks. Every other play, he's just like, I'll tell you, this Julian Hill, you don't have to put the ball in his hands.

He does things. Wait, who sucks? Julian Hill? Julian Hill. No, Schlerth is my dog. Julian Hill sucks. Schlereth, I swear, he mentioned him like seven times. No, I remember.

He was raving about him blocking. When you consider how much has changed in professional football, I will just remind you that it was a year ago at about this time, that Iber Fluse on national television with the Bears was making that screw up at the end of the Thanksgiving game that made us all know it was his last job in professional football and that Caleb Williams was on the cusp of being ruined. A year later, they're 9 and 3 and at the top the NFC because Ben Johnson is their quarterback. Juju is ready to go. I can hear his breathing behind us. Juju is ready to go.

Juju, what do we have today? Why is there a video right now on my screen? It's a photo. a photo of a shirtless a bear is that always good better bet never let it red okay so okay so I had not seen this hold on a second where's the audio on this I have not seen this oh no we got to get that we just have this I wanted to show you shirtless Ben Johnson this Ben Johnson though good coach huh abs yeah salute to Ben Johnson by the way he took his shirt off because in

Chicago the restaurant the wiener circle promised that if Ben Johnson takes off his shirt after a bear's win free hot dolls for the whole city so my boy Ben Ben Johnson just took one for the city right in you feel me stand up Ben Johnson I see you sir how cold so this is not because it's cold Chicago he just wanted to take his shirt off because we wanted to see his abs

no he wanted he took his shirt off so the whole city could get free hot dog free glizzies for the city man come on no but I understand I understand what you were saying I just didn't understand the nature of the bet why did they want him

shirtless because it's cold Yeah, I guess they just big Ben Johnson fans, you know what I mean? They wanted to see my boy would take off his top. Yeah, if you're a fan of someone, you want them to take off their top. Everybody knows that. Okay, put it on the poll at Levitart show. If you're a fan of someone, does everyone want them to take off their top? Do you have top five plays of the weekend and are either Puka or Bauer's going to make the list?

Let's see what we've got here from Juju OLI or are we going straight to the top five plays from the weekend? Yeah, I got an O-L-L-I, and these plays, without these plays happening, their team would have lost the game. So, yes, O-L-I, the Jaguars punter threatening to murder. Do you think they would have lost to the Titans, if not for the Jags' punter, threatening to murder? Shelby? Absolutely. He had that look in his eyes. And you know how they say on Little Giants, you got to look crazy, look the part, chew on some aspirin or something.

and slob out of your mouth, he did the job for them boys the other day. Winning's an attitude, Dan. If you got an attitude that you're going to kill someone, you already won't step up. Yes, sir. Number five, Christian Benford scoop and score versus the Steelers. Who are you, Zanz? I don't recognize. I'm me.

He's this person. I'm me. But that's the problem also, too, but mentioning the bills. The bills have to get help from their defense to win these games. And they have to get the Josh Shalon who finds the person in the back of the end zone with the push pads versus just a sporadic. So the bill is going to have this problem week to week. I wouldn't pencil the Bengals in as a win or a loss for the Bengals just yet, as I think the bills are going to struggle against them as they have done because they might get T. Higgins back as well. All right.

How do you feel, Juju, about the idea that your bills yesterday, do you agree with my assessment that Aaron Rogers looks like he's in a survivor movie? where he's being hunted by other humans. Born home alone. Right. Hell yeah. And that was on that exact play, too. He got banged up on that scoop and score, which was like, man, get my boy off the field, man.

Then Mason Rudolph came in with that mustache and threw a pig instantly. I'm like, oh, man. Oh, Steelers have to be so done with the Mason Rudolph experience. Like, how tired are they of him coming into games? Number three. Number four, Nick Benito tip deflection last night for the two-point conversion. Huge play A huge play

Because brother Mitt Nichols was wide open In the flat And that was going to be A game ceiling catch So yeah Great play That sport is so bullshit

That game of course Is going to come down To the end Of course What sense does that make Number three Number three Bryce Young

To Jalen Koker On fourth down And three Touchdown Baby down the field That's when I thought the Panthers season was over. Right, bro. Either the Panthers are going to get embarrassed every week

or they are going to win the Super Bowl this year. I don't know what's going on with them. Who are they? I don't know. Number two, the referees called a field goal good when it was a missed field goal. Really? In the Texas versus the chief.

I saw that. Texans versus Colts. I wasn't sure if it was just like an angle. thing. It has to be. They're underneath. I understand that's got to be an optical illusion for that not to be a huge controversy. It's the second time I've seen it happen this season

where it looks on television like the field goal has been missed, but both officials who are under the goal pose and have the best angle can tell you when it crosses or doesn't. Because it wasn't one of those ones that was like higher than the pole, right? So like that's why it had to be obvious. Wouldn't it be easier for the referees

to tell if instead of being under the field goal post, they're sitting on top of the field goal post. I love this. Right? I like that. Wouldn't that be easier? Like a conveyor that takes them up, an elevator. Just sitting on top.

Yeah, they're just sitting on top of each post. Yeah, like a jetpack. Like a gargoyle. Yeah. I like that. I saw two, I got to take two, by the way, within the list. Referees, liars. I'm going to just put that out there, bro.

Most referees are liars. What? Ain't no way in hell. Thank you, Chris. Thank you. Ain't no way in hell, bro. You're going to tell me you were standing by the touchdown and you saw that this punt went out of bounds

on the 43 and a half yard line. Sir, you sir are a liar and I'm going to call you out. Done. Consider yourself called out. You've been called down, bro. Number two. Number one. Fibre.

Cavante Terpen. Fumble recovery. on George Pickens' fumble. Huge. Bro. Cowboys. Thank you, Chris. The Cowboys would have lost that game

to Patrick Mahomes got that ball back. So play if you want to. Yeah, it's looking good, but man, great recovery from Cavante Terp. That's the difference between us saying that now Jerry Jones is a good general manager and us not saying that. Can you play the sound of Ben Johnson in the locker room

taking his shirt off so that everyone can have weeners? No, good, good, better, bad Never let it rest Never let it rest Never let it get better That's a made That's on three Best, go to three back

No idea what that speech means But I love it I love that guy I can't imagine how excited Chicago is about this You're better And your gut gets better That's a made guy right there

You're supposed to change When I say it guys You're supposed to like Repeat what I What I don't know what you're saying Zazz That's fine I won't work.

Zaz, you are a made guy. We'll follow. Zaz, you sir, are a made guy in my book. Thanks, I think we should change the name right here to Nostra Dumbzaz, whatever the name is. Let's figure out of the do that. That didn't sound like a compliment, Nostra Dumbzaz? My lingo, I got to get it. It's on me.

Players mess up. But yeah, bro, you had, you came and you said, I got Nico getting fired. You didn't say I think he's getting fired. He may get fired. That day. That day. Two hours before the story broke. Did you have any Lane Kiffin thoughts?

We spent a lot of time there, Dick. We can't get enough of that story. Bro, yeah, I agree with Nostradamsas again, because, bro, Lane Kiffin, bro, what's wrong with America? We used to be a great country. No pun intended at all. But we sit here caring about where Lane Kiffin go. Bro, when did Lane Kiffin start mattering?

Put Langkiffin National Championship in the box. Put his, what, college football appearances, It's playoff appearances in the box. Shake him up. I don't hear a damn thing, man. And he's left five of the last six places in just total chaotic noise. Yeah, even when he left Alabama as a coordinator, Saban was like, I'm not letting you coach this conference title game.

Burning mattresses, fired on a tarmac. The only time that people were like, hey, we know that you're good was Boca. Ah, FAU. We get your vibe. Thank you for your service, sir. Is Lane Kiffin the Jimmy Butler of college football? Wow. Where, like, the highs are so high, right?

But ultimately, the way that it ends is always in flames. In his case, like, literally sometimes. And there actually aren't any championships yet to show for it. Well, not just no championships, nothing close to a championship, not a finals appearance, not anything really other than having very low expectations and exceeding very low expectation. Although as a coordinator, he racks some up. I mean, he's a good play caller. Nobody disputes it.

I just can't believe the value. I can't believe the value of just play call. now, but maybe I'm wrong. Ben Johnson seems to be a very good play caller as well. And like I said, we're a year removed from Iber Fluse. He has to live here. Now, Sky Moore, I maintain, had the coolest name in football because he spells it with two Ys. And that is why... Big Y guy? It's two wise. I have not seen a sky with two Y's. Juju, are you here to correct me? Yes, sir. I am here to correct you, brother. Sky Moore is a cool name, but I thought of some brothers in the NFL with even cooler names than my boy Skymore. So I made a top five list,

but I got OLL eyes, Daddy. I got OLL eyes. You've got a lot of names better than Skymore with two Ys. All right. Yes, sir. If you squint, and also that I can think of, that I can think of audience. Port note. OLI number one. Come on, man. Pooka Nakuwa. That's a good name. Hell yeah, man. OLI number two. Chadoby O'ousier It flows off the tongue Dan like Skymore

It's too wide Right Right Also OLLI Souse Gardner Come on man If you ain't got no sauce Then you allows

Man come on Right right Coats Time of death Next week OLLI Jackson DART That's got an X in it

We just got used to it It's very cool, man I thought you were going to go The other Jackson That's a cool name too But it's Six, seven Number five

Number five Rashid Shaheed Come on man That's a powerful name Especially in the community Rashid Shahid Come on That's definitely a great name

Number four, Diomador Lenore. It rhymes. But he's got two wise. They're two whys in his name. Number three, equanimous St. Brown. My brothers and sisters. I love it. Number two, Kool-Aid McKescri, man.

It's Guymore. Are Kool-Aid and sauce the real names? Are they nicknames? So are they real names? Come on, man. His mama call him Kool-Aid. I'm not sure his mama called him Kool-Aid. I'm not sure his mama called him Kool-Aid.

And number one, the coolest name in the NFL right now. Divine Diablo. Makes me mad. I thought you were going to Roy's top tenet at the end. No, he's got better names than I did. I'm embarrassed. I had Jeff Smith. Two Y's so high.

It's two whys, though. Imagine if Jeff spelled it with three Fs. A man, if there were four. Why do you like it so much? Because it's too wise. Keep an eye out for what James Franklin's doing at Virginia Tech, flipping all these Pensac guys, and he just secured the big commitment of Roseby Purgatory Libyntice.

It's a great name. How do you spell his name? How big is he? He's massive. He's 6'6, 340 pounds with the nickname Purgatory. Because that's where people get stuck? That's right. Between heaven and hell?

That's ahead. Do we have some... What is his first name? Rosebeat. Rosebeat. And how do we spell his last name? Lebintis? Nah.

Pergatory. I don't think you can use nicknames. Are sauce and Kool-Aid their real names? They're not their real names. But his first name is Jaquincey. Right. Jiquancy, with a G, too. With a G.

Jiquancy. Yeah. That's God Quincy. Let's go ahead and update the polls at Lebitard show. During the debate, I just put this up on the poll just to see how the crowd felt. Did Lane Kiffin do the right thing? 52% of the audience says, no, he did not. So wait a minute, you did your own poll?

I'm curious. Right. I like this. A poll's a sports fan. Okay. Yeah. I got my finger on the post of South Florida sports, Dano. Next poll.

Does Aaron Rogers look like someone in a Survivor movie towards the end of of it where he's being hunted by other humans in the jungle. 96% of the audience says, yes, he does. He had blood on his face yesterday, and he's out there playing with no use of for his left hand. Like, he's at the ravages at the end of this jungle warfare. Other humans, Rutger Hower is going to chase him down. Who does Brock Bowers look more like, the greatest tight-in ever or a 50-year-old plumber? 94% of the audience says a 50-year-old plumber.

You guys have to get, get me just a shot of Brock Bowers so that we could give that to the audio. Why we got to do my man like that? To the video audience. Just look at his face and you tell me if he looks like the young, greatest gronk you've ever seen. Because his hair is killing him. He's got to go bald here. Right. Does Brock Bowers look older than Terry Bradshaw?

72% of the audience says, yes, he does. He's got a good chin. I get some of the worst pictures. Let's look at the positives. No, but he does have a good chin in that one. Get me the photo that doesn't have the good chin because there are plenty of those. And last poll, bigger game, clue or monopoly.

Come on, man. 84% of the audience says monopoly. and oh is out your pose. Jeremy, you should be embarrassed by that. Also, add this for tomorrow because I failed to do this justice on Friday. In a fight, do you need to beware of the guy with the extra hairy shoulders?

Because I think we all know this, and Andre Drummond being seven feet tall and get squaring up like a bare-knuckle fighter, that's bad enough. But once he's got the extra hairy shoulders... He had the hairy shoulders? Yes, I think that makes it all the worst. and I think I could say as a universal life principle

in a fight, you have to be beware of the guy with extra hairy shoulders. Let's pick it up tomorrow there. Thank you, Juju. Appreciate the time. Yes, sir. Thank you. Chin still looks good.

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Well, I do know that to be true, but even during an ad reads like... Quervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious quervo. Since then, Cuervo is stayed true to its roots.

The same family, the same land, the same passion. Quervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Quervo. Quervo. The tequila. That invented tequila.

Proximo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.