The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Get Your Hot Nuggets Here!

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

There is a MAGNIFICENT deal at Wendy's, and it has Chris Cote ready to launch a new business. Jessica has a question for the child havers about the Four Seasons Orlando baby while Greg calls out babie...s for their lack of intelligence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. That's the sound of unaged whiskey transforming into Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Around 1860, nearest green taught Jack Daniel how to filter whiskey through charcoal for a smoother taste, one drop at a time. This is one of many sounds in Tennessee with a story to tell. To hear them in person, plan your trip at TNVacation.com. Tennessee sounds perfect. Stugatz, a lot of companies are noticing that there is a lane to make
Starting point is 00:00:48 some food affordable to people because it really is hard, Stugatz, for the average 20 year old who is trying to make life work with finances and inflation keeps going up higher but the salary that you get coming out of college to work 40 hours is having a hard time keeping up with it and so businesses have noticed that they can take advantage of something and now Wendy's is offering for the first time 50 chicken nuggets for $15. $15? What, 50?
Starting point is 00:01:28 50. Five, wait, hold on. Five zero for one five. That is correct. Wow. You are hearing me correctly. It's a bucket of chicken that I'm sure is treated horribly before it gets into that bucket.
Starting point is 00:01:41 What are we doing? What is that supposed to mean? I'm sure they place it in there very delicately. Focus on the taste. Exactly right, and the price. Price is right, Jack. Do you have them just throwing the nugget into the bucket really hard?
Starting point is 00:01:52 Yeah, how do you think it gets there? Fastball? Or do you have them mistreating the chicken itself? It was very unclear, but I don't think we need clarity. The supersized nugget pack is available in spicy or regular flavors at select Wendy's locations nationwide? Select.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I don't like select. Me neither. It should be all Wendy's locations. Just mine is fine. I don't want to play a guessing game. I just want to go to Wendy's and get 50 nuggets. I used the Wendy's app yesterday. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I cashed in some points. I got a free chicken sandwich. That's a $7 sandwich. Free. Just for cashing in some coins or whatever they're called in their app. For this deal, I'm imagining the way guys will sometimes get waters at like stadiums. Like I went and bought this 50 pack of waters for three bucks
Starting point is 00:02:31 and now I can go sell them a dollar each and make a killing. I wanna do that with nuggets. Buy like four of those bad boys. You're gonna sell individual nuggets? You're gonna sell a nugget each? I could get 200 nuggets for 60 bucks. Where are you gonna do this? Outside of Marlins Park.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Nuggets here, get your hot nuggets. How much do you sell a nugget for? I mean a dollar per would probably be a little expensive. I'll give you five for four dollars. You have every single person attending the Marlins game buying a nugget for me. On the way out, we'll snack for the way home. You're scalping nuggets.
Starting point is 00:02:59 There's some Wendy's like right across the street from there too. I know, bad idea. Take a stadium where people actually go to a game Oh good one dad. Is it worth it for the 80 bucks though Chris? I know I'm doing the math on that if I charge four dollars. I did it I like the idea I like the idea of Chris getting home like to Christie and he's like I tried I guess I just have to Eat them now
Starting point is 00:03:20 Can't let him go to waste room temp nuggies He's like I made $15. She's like, that's how much you spent on me. If you're going to fail at business, the way to do it is to be able to eat the leftovers. I missed a great joke earlier because you asked me what my home court was when we were talking about the food chain
Starting point is 00:03:42 and I should have said the food court. I missed the ability to do that to earlier in the show but fifty chicken nuggets were in agreement uh... fifty chicken nuggets for fifteen dollars billy shock you may have thought it in sincere his shock was sincere he was delighted to hear that there is a affordable fast food eating out there.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I have not, I don't eat very much fast food, appearances to the contrary, but the last time I did, the Wendy's Value Meals were the greatest of the bargains, these 99 cent things. Well those are gone, but they do have like a biggie bundle I think they're called or something like that. You get a double stack, plain with cheese, $6, plus you get four chicken nuggets and a drink and fries.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Yes, please. Most of the good deals have gone away at fast food restaurants. Taco Bell used to be able to get one of those big burritos for like 89 cents, and now I saw it's like 5.26. They have the dollar menu at McDonald's, though. Even those are like $1.30 now. They've jacked up all those prices.
Starting point is 00:04:48 The best deal is when we get Pollo Tropical here and you can just take home a bucket of beans. Beans for a year. There is a bucket of beans and a bucket of corn. Just a f***ing bucket of beans. Actual buckets. How do you order Pollo and not get the garlic cilantro sauce? What an oversight out there.
Starting point is 00:05:04 I mean, geez, someone should lose their job over that. Why are you whispering? Oh, geez. My father called both me and my mother in a panic the other day because there was some sort of black bean shortage at Pollo Tropical. It was our fault. There was a legitimate shortage.
Starting point is 00:05:20 They gave you ready to our office. Look at the bucket out there. Yeah, I mean. Oh man. My father loves those. I have a question for the child havers in the room. I saw this video of a baby. Yeah, that's what I was looking for, thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:33 A video of a baby that was going viral and I was immediately taken by this baby and I wanna know if the parents' reactions to this baby are similar to my reactions of this baby. Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando? Me! I would be delighted. This baby, what was that?
Starting point is 00:05:52 This baby is like so sentient. Yeah. Are all babies like that? Like what? A baby just raising its hand. The baby understood the question and raised his hand and said, me. Jess, I have something I gotta break to you.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Babies can understand humans. What? No, I have something to break to you. You could have asked that baby, who wants to eat a piece of poop? And it'd be me. Yeah, babies are stupid. You can see the dad triggering with the baby. As soon as the dad tickled the belly,
Starting point is 00:06:16 it's like, this is your time to say me. This is your time. Babies are dumb. That's true. What did your dad want you to do about the bean shortage? I mean. Seriously. He wasn't talking want you to do about the bean shortage? I mean Just wanted an ear there wasn't that he wanted a soul Problem. Yes, he didn't understand what was happening and he wanted confirmation
Starting point is 00:06:36 I mean put it put it on the pole at LeBata show. My father doesn't have human emotions at LeBata show Our baby's dumb. I mean geez couple of banger a couple weeks for my dad here defends Greg Doyle and have human emotions. At Leventard Show, are babies dumb? I mean geez, banger a couple weeks for my dad here. Defends Greg Doyle. Now this. Calls babies dumb? Did you see dad that Fox News picked up and wrote about it? They even were distancing themselves from you.
Starting point is 00:06:58 They're like this guy, I give him credit, he had a take. It's water off the bridge or whatever that is. Off ducks back. What did you get? I can see at this point, you're keeping life and career. Water under the water off off the bridge or whatever that off ducks back What do you care? At this point a lot of life and career water under the bridge over the bridge wherever it is is water Water to me, but I don't mean to insult babies, but as a child Havre isn't that what you refer to a child have her? When they're infants they depend on you a hundred percent. They don't know how to wipe their own ass
Starting point is 00:07:23 I don't mean they're stupid dumb I mean, they're just you know intelligent. Yeah, their brains they need help This baby was so impressive to me and truly has Wowed and taken over the internet By understanding what the Four Seasons Orlando Resort is And raising his hand and saying me and now I'm being told that it's all staged this baby doesn't know what the hell the problem is. I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I'm pretty sure yeah. Scarlett Johansson baby. Yeah exactly. I believe that earlier in the show Ron McGill said anthropomorphic as a trait that people give animals that is human I believe we just gave that baby a human trait that was more evolved than that baby is capable of, I believe. It is a human baby. I know, but you were tricked into thinking that that baby knows what a Four Seasons is
Starting point is 00:08:13 and that baby does not know what a Four Seasons is. That f***ing baby knows what a Four Seasons is. No, that baby is being tickled and directed by the puppet master, that shirtless guy right there, that kid-haver. Watch Daddy here. We're not going to play the sound, but I just want to see you watch Daddy trigger the baby Directed by the puppet master that shirtless guy right there his that kid have her Watch daddy here. We're not gonna play the sound but I just want to see you watch daddy trigger the baby Yeah, little trigger the baby with a tiggle clearly Yeah, it's a good point
Starting point is 00:08:38 What is that at the end do we not have clean video of things that doesn't have adjacent sounds The internet is taking this video and they're... I would be delighted mother to accompany you on this exhilarating excursion to the Four Seasons Orlando. I will be sure to pack the required necessities for our trip. My excitement is palpable. Why is this in the video? It's the baby thinking. That's the baby.
Starting point is 00:09:09 That is a smart baby. I take back. Yeah.

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