The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Greg Runs Through the Hurdles

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Lucy is furious over Greg Cote's disdain for bowl season, and Billy, Lucy, Roy, and Greg go to the Bucket of Death. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Today's episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stugots is brought to you by Peloton, a party on a bike, or a roller, or treadmill, or app, or walk, or weight room, or anywhere, Peloton. Three-law steam. That's a little weird. Right. In and of itself. But other than the three college football playoff bowl games, no bowls matter anymore. Even the big bowls in our city, the orange bowl has played great, and they have a great match up this year. The two big losers play in the orange bowl. But if you're a lower tier bowl who cares if you're playing in the bad boy lawnmower ball for example right who cares
Starting point is 00:00:51 haha am i wrong now like what is the point of what is the point of the third tier bowl game did you not watch the famous toastery bowl yesterday i did not it's so good what's a toastery bowl yesterday. I did not. It's famous. Oh, good. What's a toastery? I think it's like a toastery. It's a breakfast chain. Yeah, it's a breakfast chain. Yeah. These, no, these, the ball game is like, yes, you feel like you lose something when you're
Starting point is 00:01:14 like, all right, a lot of these starters are sitting out. It's also a great opportunity for sickos like me where you're seeing what you're going to see in college ball in two, three years. These are the players that will eventually start for the teams that they're at. Like, bulls are so fun and they're so important. And it's like a nice reward because college football is set up in such a crappy way.
Starting point is 00:01:32 We're only four teams have the chance to compete for the national title. So this gives schools that had a great year, like Ole Miss and Penn State, the chance to win something special at the end of the year, brings in a lot of money. It's so fun. And you're really running on my parade here, Greg.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Well, Greg wants some sort of purity of championship now. He doesn't care about the in-season tournament. He doesn't care about college bowl games. I'm with him. He's the only P.F.P.I. He only cares about number one and his low-boats. That's it. That's where his standard is.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Late in life and he's gonna die with his recipe. You will never get at Chris Cody because, suburnally, to the grave, he's gonna go taking things with him, including just a general misery about sports. And my money, that goes with me too. It burns up with me. You'll have dollar bills in my earn along with ashes. But those young players who are gonna lead your team
Starting point is 00:02:22 in the next two or three years that you're seeing in the meaningless bowl game That assumes that they don't enter the transfer portal next year, you know what I mean? There's so much flux and who cares if they do not diminishing the bowl games You're actually making it more appealing so I could actually see someone starting at West from Kentucky That might be starting for my Amy in three years amazing. I feel like we kind of buried the lead with the Minnesota quarterback That guy shows a wedding overplaying quarterback. 90 more.
Starting point is 00:02:46 It was one shot. 30 grand. Lewis, do me a favor here. Before we bring out the Reaper here to partake in the bucket of death, Lewis, can you please find for me that video of a kid who was doing the hurdles against other kids he's competing against? And he just starts running straight through the hurdles instead of jumping over the hurdles just stops doing the race the way it's supposed to be done. That's been Greg Cody today with the hard network out. The hard network out he just keeps talking
Starting point is 00:03:16 through and he keeps giving his points and I think we've aired it two or three times where we just keep giving the information. Let's end this segment with that video, but let's get the reaper in here now. It was picking. We've got three people in this back room picking today on a great Cody Tuesday because they won't be here on Friday. The next time we do this, it's going to be Billy Roy and Lucy in the back room here. Incidentally, we will tell the audience now.
Starting point is 00:03:45 We've been doing this during football season. Every Friday, we have been live on YouTube at 9 a.m. We're giving you an hour on Fridays that we haven't been giving you since we left ESPN. So check it out again, youtube.com slash at Levitard show. Billy is reaching into the bucket, his face is squeezed. How are you feeling, Billy? This has been, again,, harder this punishment than you thought
Starting point is 00:04:07 it would be. It seems unpleasant. It is very unpleasant. I got the Patriots. Patriots are on the road at Denver. They are plastic and I have to say. The holiday classic. Yeah. A prime time game on Sunday. Snappy holidays. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm getting fired. We had him on God bless football yesterday. Dan, I actually think you might like this because it was more of a serious interview
Starting point is 00:04:45 The chargers are a ten and a half point dog against the bills. I'm sure Eccler's feeling great guilt, right? The the season hurts their losers. Yeah, they're winners. Okay, he had an integrate your either Roy Go ahead. What did you select the Seattle sea hawks? The sea hawks are at the Titans. They are two and a half point favorite at Tennessee. Oh, I can't. I can't stand. Oh, Tennessee. Does not have Will Love as he would have could her.
Starting point is 00:05:12 He goes, I can't. I know, but it's not a terrible thing. Oh, the Golden Hillman of Life. Oh, that's an upgrade. Yay. I thought that was taking her there to Hellman of Life. The Golden Hill made of life. The golden helmet of life. The golden helmet of life.
Starting point is 00:05:30 The golden helmet of life. I am a winner today, man. Congratulations. Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey that one's easy to feel around. I got the commies. Remember we used to work with three point dog at the jets. At the jets. At the jets. At the jets. Three point dog.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I'm just gonna put it back. I'm gonna go good about it. Where? It could be Aaron Rogers, who knows? It's gonna be Trevor. That is a great game. You've got Niners Ravens, a potential Super Bowl pre-game. Yeah, that's a good one. I think I forgot to put that one on the sheet. You did. I don't see it anywhere on here. Well, it's a five-and-a-half point
Starting point is 00:06:20 spread. The Niners are favored by five-and-a-half. Or neither team could make the Super Bowl. Yeah. That's true. Just forgot to put favored by 5.5. Or neither team could make the Super Bowl. That's true. Just forgot to put it on here. I'm just looking at all the lines. It's the biggest game. It's the biggest one day. You don't know the game of the week spread off the top of your dome than you and I are not friends.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Only human. 5.5 Greg Cody is about to pick here. While he's doing this, can you throw up that video, please? Just throw up the video of the the the herdler not hurtling correctly this has been Greg Cody just running through the hard network out throughout the show today. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Oh, Greg, what have you selected there? The big apple. All right, so you got the jets of the giants. Or the rangers or the islanders or the next or the next. Or the next. That's a dumb decision. You could have taken any New York team. Yeah, he's the place you picked on. You pick a team playing at six months and everyone forgets. NYFC. That's the trick. Tampa Bay. That is in one point underdog against Jacksonville at home. He is a disgusted drag code.
Starting point is 00:07:27 For voices in protocol. Yes. Losing all day today, Greg. Baker Mayfield is one of the few remaining healthy quarterbacks. Wow. Roy is loving it. Roy! Roy, give it a little extra salt!
Starting point is 00:07:38 Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.
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