The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Happy Gilmore 2 Americas

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

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Juju, before we get to the polls and to the reviews and everything, Zazzle left, but before he left, he made a proclamation that we should have one universal time zone for the entire world. It's the Lord's time, he calls it, and it just happens to be the same time zone that he lives in.

For instance. But part of this is that people who live east of us get a full day to relive, right? Because they get New Year's, and then they get to do the second New Year's as they adjust to the new time zone. But everyone who lives west of us, they're kind of screwed. I thought that kind of sucked for Hawaii.

Now, the thing that Chris said was that you live in Hawaii. You don't get to complain about losing the day. Juju, what side of the argument do you fall on? Right, it's a tough one because I do like our 1 p.m. starts here on the East Coast football starts at 1 p.m. But I always think, damn, what is it? 11 a.m. on the West Coast? That's a 10 a.m.?

Oh, that's a whole different life structure. So I'm not sure, dog. I'm gonna tell you right now, it's beautiful. I would forget to set my fantasy lineups like three times a season if it was at 10 a.m. I'm gonna tell you right now, it would happen to you a couple of times and then you'd get used to it.

Because at 10 a.m You're ready. You already get started on the day and the but I've been in Vegas It sneaks up on me the beautiful that was cuz you're just there for a day if you live there be a different story And then here's the big part you guys keep talking. Oh, it starts at 10. It ends a lot earlier, too You got your whole day after that Sunday football is done at like 8 p.m. Yeah! I love how me and Hammer's on a point by covering his mouth and talking into the microphone. It's such a good device.

It's a great audio device. Now Dan Levitard doesn't appreciate it. He's like, will you speak up? Why don't you be professional? Speak into the microphone! But, alaikim alas. I just realized which, so Chris said earlier that if you get the extra day,

that it doesn't have to be New Year's Day, right? Who said that? Somebody said that. Zaslow. Zaslow said that. So why wouldn't you just get your extra day on your birthday? You got back to back birthdays, it's all about you right there.

If you live east of here. Right, right. If you live in Hawaii, every day is a day. You're screwed. You don't just get to choose when you get an extra day. At a certain point in time, no, he was just saying you just pick a day and today's the day. Yeah, why not? We all switch back.

I mean, it could just happen to fall on your birthday, but it's not like you have a day and you're like, I want an extra day here. Who picked Daylight Savings Time Day. They just picked a day, right? All right, so we'll do it on Izzy's birthday. Sorry, let's all agree, it'll be on Izzy's birthday. It's at like halfway through the year, so it's like half a new year Izzy's birthday. Sorry. Let's all agree it'll be on Izzy's birthday. It's like halfway through the year.

So it's like half a new year. Equinox. Right. Speaking of falling into things, I'd like to get some advice for you guys, from you guys. What do you guys do whenever you open up Instagram and you just open, like you see a notification come down, but you accidentally touch it and now you're in someone's life

and it's you and three other brothers in there. And the boy you arrived on. And then they shout you out, hey, we got Dude You Got It in here. There's no more panic than you're like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna tune into this live. And there's zero people and you're the one. And it's just like, I get out so fast.

I just correct their grammar and they kick me out immediately. Oh man, I give them a good four or five minutes. I'm like, all right, man, bump it. New artist of the year right here. Let's hear it. Juju, what you gotta do is you just gotta interact. Interact a lot and then at some point they'll feel the awkwardness

and you're like, all right, I gotta run. It happened to me one time I was stuck for an hour. What? No way. I swear on my life And I just I just was very careful about that. That's when I learned what Instagram I've left comments before and then I get this weird and everyone's gonna think this is weird I get this like weird anxiety of like oh, no, they're about to read my comment. I'll like leave Oh, no, I'll just like leave a comment

And then I'm like it seems like they're at about the time they're gonna comment on it and I just I don't I can't explain it I just get this anxiety of I don't want them to say something negative that I don't on it. And I just, I don't, I can't explain it. I just get this anxiety of, I don't want them to say something negative that I don't wanna hear, so I just exit out. I'm the opposite. I wanna, I was like, read my comment, read my, I can't leave until you read my comment. Whose lives are you commenting on, Chris?

I'm trying to think where I did this last. Well, what are you saying? In Dua Lipa. Like, what's the nature of your comment? I think the last time I did it was some, like, poker guy was live, and I was just like, oh, you should've done this. And I was like, he's gonna see my opinion on this and call me an idiot. So guy was live and I was just like oh you should have done this And I was like he's gonna see my opinion on this and call me an idiot

Oh, I was like I need to get out of here. I thought you guys say that you suck Earlier in the show is you said once there's been vomit in the pool It's over with don't think about the pool right which made me think about the Stanley Cup I saw a seal eating fish fish out of the Stanley Cup yesterday. Is it done? Can you drink beer still out of it? What do y'all think about that? I mean, you can clean it.

You gotta get that lemon pledge that Billy Joel drank. Juju, I saw that same exact video. And then yesterday, they took the Stanley Cup to the Coldplay concert. They were chugging out of it. And I was like man I don't know how deep cleaning like how much deep cleaning you need to do and that thing but like to your point like a seal Sea lion whatever was was drinking out was eating raw fish out of that yesterday

Like I think I'm gonna give that a couple days is he how do you say seal in Spanish? What is it fuck? Oh Is it a seal in Spanish? What is it? Faco? Faco? Something like that. Excuse me? Like 80? I know in French.

Shane? In French it's Falk. Oh, Falco. Falco? Oh, remember Falco? Shane Falco. That was a moment. Not Shane Falco.

You were hiding behind the jukebox. Right, also another moment last week. I think Bill Belichick's press conference didn't get too crazily dissected because I feel like during the press conference is when Hulk Hogan was announced to be presumed dead. It's a great, great take there. Folka.

Hell yeah. So yeah, I think that's why I flew under the radar. PR team of Bill Belichick happy with that news. Maybe he killed him. Wow. That'd be a long one. Reckless. Okay, my bad.

Reckless, also congratulations to Freddie Gibbs put out a great CD this weekend with the Alchemist. Everybody check that out, man. Hip hop, old head hip hop is back, man. I was about to ask you that. Are we having a moment for old heads? Yeah, man. I think they to ask you that. Are we having a moment for old heads? Yeah, man. Like, I think they're just being showing that no matter what age you are, what your dream is, bro, you could do it, man.

Like, the Adam Sandler movie, you can do it. How old is Pusha T? Pusha T, 48, and Malice is 51. You feel me? All these guys are in their higher 40s. Ray Kwan just dropped the album. So whatever you out there doing, man, you're not too old. You're not too long in the tooth, man.

Jell-O-Roll just got what album of the year or one of the things that he's 40 years old. So, man, keep pushing, man. You can hear the wisdom in their lyrics too. Right, right. Older hip hop guys. Juju, speaking of of you can do it, what'd you think of Happy Gilmore to?

Happy to, Happy Gilmore to America. Look, I think it wasn't as bad as the internet is making it. Cause once Zazz put this in perspective, I was like, okay, cool. Once you go in knowing that you watching Happy Gilmore, I was like, OK, cool. Once you go in, knowing that you watch a Happy Gilmore, I get it. But I didn't necessarily crack a smile the entire time, bruh. I was happy to see Bo Bon.

I was happy to see he it was a couple of jokes that LaVar made when he was talking to Charlie Hull. That was kind of funny. But in general, I don't know, man. It might have missed me, but I'm so happy that everybody got their cameos, Cameron, Stad, Kelsey Plumb. Bad friends.

Right, I love all of that, but I don't know. I'm a comedian, so don't take me seriously. That plot twist at the beginning was just hard to get past for me. That was the biggest criticism for me. And in the first one, see I don't wanna give anything, I don't wanna ruin anything, but in the first one, there were some shocking,

similar twists that I kind of forgot about, how ridiculous those were. So it is kind of like a rinse repeat, with like, you know, something shocking, but I was just, I giggled a couple times when he was drinking out of random stuff. Come on, that was a little funny. I'm reaching here, Juju.

I'm with you, I'm trying, I'm just trying to be positive. Reaching like Mr. Fantastic. I'm trying to find something. You didn't even talk about Fantastic. I just didn't despise it. Can I say that? Okay. Yeah, that's a good one.

I didn't despise it either. Two stars. I also don't despise what C-Roll is doing at the map in a bad track record. C-Roll a bad track record. SeaWorld is back right now. Super back. You guys know about this?

No. Mike, you know about this. So SeaWorld has decided to just have a concert series back where the place where Shamu and all those guys were. Now it's like we just have like 90s and early 2000s. Fat Joe a couple weeks ago looked kinda sad. Well because they're so far away from the crowd, it does make for something awkward,

but the crowd at the Waka Flocka. Waka Flocka went crazy this weekend. Crazy this weekend. And then we had Ying Yang Twins, like about two or three weeks ago, we had, who else? I like that name, it sounds shirtless. Bow Wow Soldier Boy. It's been a great, great thing that they've done

as far as like hey We can't have these animals being you know subjugated in this torture theater anymore Let's have some rap acts That's all that's used for now. They don't even have like I didn't even know that I thought that there was like a whale show and then you know water People show up to that thing just for the music. I thought that they were getting a whale show

and then they throw a little. No, I think the whale show's done. Oh, okay. Over with. Nice, that's good. As it should be. Yeah, there you go. I would definitely pay for a show

of Bow Wow and a whale performing together. Oh my God. Who opens for who? All right, comeback of the year. Them and Red red lobster right now Your bag let me tell you something man every once in a while I realize I've turned into an old black man because when I I found out CEO he's like I'm likable No, but he's a terrible actor like he's bad at reading lines, but I was like good ideas

But red lobsters back and I'm like go ahead young brother. Go ahead reading lines but I was like, but Red Lobster's back and I'm like go ahead young brother go ahead hey look at the young brother, I just turned into an old black man on a porch I was so proud of this guy you look behind you even though no one's behind you hey you're gonna hear this from me but uh no hey I'm so happy and he's like 34 too he's a young guy you just start thinking about it and start nodding like what are you nodding about? it's really groundbreaking a fisherman's feast endless shrimp SeaWorld San Diego is the one you want to go to SeaWorld Orlando the concerts fisherman's feast endless shrimp? SeaWorld San Diego is when you want to go to SeaWorld Orlando

The concerts are not as good as the SeaWorld San Diego would have the world San Diego August 9th Mark your calendars Trina will be there And a week later on the 16th genuine Florida legend like Trina has to perform all the way in what's Orlando one Orlando on the flip side we have on August night a Luke Bryan tribute band? No, I'm building up to that one. Yeah, there's a real winner then we have Fleetwood Max is gonna be there Yeah, there go walk a plug on the screen. That's yet another tribute band and an August 24th Lee Greenwood. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Look at this, we got Waka Flaka in San Diego, look at this. They got Fuel and Lit playing on the same bill in the Orlando one. That sounds dangerous. May have to make a trip up for that one. Fuel and Lit? Don't let the Fuel. Do you do anything else you wanna get to

before we get to the polls? Nah, that's pretty much it, man. Also, great day in the WNBA yesterday. Is there anything else you want to get to before we get to the polls? That's pretty much it, man. Also great day in the WNBA yesterday. The Atlanta Dream became the first team to beat the Minnesota Lynx on their home court this year, you feel me, without Ryan Howard. Big BG in the building, neither here nor there. But yeah, man, great stuff in the W yesterday.

Awesome. Now the polls, do you get a lot of stuff done on January the 1st? 93% of the audience says no they do not. Zaz is talking about you get a whole extra day on January the 1st to get things done. I'm like no one's doing anything. Not a damn thing.

On January the 1st. Diet always starts January 2nd because it's like I need this day to recover. Unless the 2nd is a Saturday, right? Because then it starts like on the fourth. The first Monday of the New Year. There you go. Right, and the last poll,

is it sad when an adult posts their high school stats? It's my journey. 94% of the audience says, yes it is sad. Sorry, Jim. And those are your polls. Speaking of sad, I got unsolicited advice from a listener the other day, and it made me very sad. He was, I don't know why you would think

I would want help on this, but he was talking about my armpit sweat. And he just randomly said, hey, I've had this problem in the past. This thing works for me like crazy, da da da. And I was just like, do I need, am I, should I feel insulted? Should I feel insulted or should I, like,

it gives the impression that I stink. But you guys know I don't stink. Hold on, what's the advice? It's like follicle removal, like it's, it's, Oh really? I went to a natural deodorant and that, Terrible. No, it worked.

Them joints is terrible. It worked. I, you still have to spray because it doesn't do enough about the body smell, but in turn, I used to have really bad sweat around that area. Would you offer that unsolicited advice to somebody you were watching, or would you just kind of? I mean, if it's something that I saw routinely with you,

I'd be like, hey, I switched to this deodorant, I got rid of the one that I thought was working. Would it bother you? If you knew that I don't stink, but I got a little sweat under the armpits, would it bother you to see it? I would also assume it's because you wear very tight t-shirts too.

You're not really like... You know, a lot of oxygen going on over there. It's also part of your, I mean, I'd hate to describe this as a problem because it's tight because of it. It's honestly impressive your ability to pull off not like, cause I do associate you with armpit sweat, but never smell.

Wow, wow, I have an associate with armpit sweat. You haven't got nervous. The shirt you're wearing right now, the Lacoste t-shirt, I have one of those too, and I'm nervous to wear it because I'm like, this could be an armpit sweat type of t-shirt. It's very, it hugs the armpit there. The pastel colors, it really shows.

Yeah, okay. I would be more aware of it, because I didn't realize it could affect other people no Hey you brought it up I know but if somebody is willing to give me unsolicited advice who I've never met on a via DM on some social app men Maybe I should take that and also that Chris says I associate you with so armpit sweat. Yeah, that was Dude didn't know I was fat when I was a kid but associates me with armpit sweat. Armpit sweat. That's for free. Arm and hammer.

I'm a little like Billy though. I'm afraid with too many swipes that maybe one day you just get armpit cancer. Okay. You want to get away from the ones with aluminum in them. Do do. Thanks. See you tomorrow. Yes sir. Congrats Bubba Wallace. Yeah. Go ahead young brother, go ahead.