The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: How's Your Strarm?

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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Chris is a big hockey fan. That's true. Well, Chris, Mike watches every NHL game. Right. And he doesn't watch other sports. Right. Chris, why didn't you bring up the Rangers Devils fight that happened at face off last night? Because it's such a weird sport that that, you know, that's just that's hockey, baby. But eight players got ejected. It was remarkably weird. It was one of the ones where the puck drops and five on five. Right. Everyone's going.

Because of something that had happened, happened in, I think, February. And they police the game, that's what they say. I'm sure that that was something, it was like a, because there's one guy in the Rangers, I know, that just fights everybody at the game. So I'm sure, I can just imagine that he, at some point, did something to the devil so that the devils were like, you're mine.

But what kind of workplace is this? I've said this before, but like, give me another industry where like, we could just have a scenario where it's like, before we go, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. Like it's just. Yeah, that's, I mean, I guess MMA. Yeah, but that's what we're going in there to do, right?

What Chris is asking is, is there a place that that's not what we do for a living? What kind of workplace is this? This is such a good hockey take. I'm imagining like, in law, like in a courtroom like before the trial the two the two turn them down Let's go attorneys are just like a judge before we start here We have we had a trial six months ago against each other. We got some we got to settle the score here They just gentlemanly beef. Yeah, I

Like well lawyers could be women. Yeah, could be two women. Mm-hmm gentle. Yeah Humanly beef humanly be whatever guys It's post-game show. What do you want me to do? I'm just trying to fill in for Billy while I'm sitting in his chair has been nice not having Billy here Oh, how is that going for you Tony? Excellent? Yeah, I have free reign. I could say whatever I want without being challenged No one's undercutting your undercutting me. I just started doing you do things to yourself to a Jeremy I actually thought the other day that I think we've broken Jeremy what Jeremy I think we've broken you Chris I kind of feel that way about you a little bit like I feel like I've been a little mean to you lately like with

draft cranes but I've been broken can you play I've been broken see like yes earlier today we're broken in a different way now now you're sitting EP. It's different. You got broken here in the back. Draft cranes. There. One more time. That's so funny. When I was back there, I didn't have a care in the world.

Oh, it's so nice back here. But you were broken here, too. Just sit. I'm like, you should see my armpits when I leave the show. Let me see them. Sweaty. That's probably why Mike used to wear that, like, magic

deodorant. Oh, yeah. I'm also wearing pasties on my nipples now. It's weird what happens when you move into this seat. I was watching you desperately try to type in your password while you were trying to fit the final March sadness into the last segment. See, like right here, do it again.

I'm me, okay? I don't wanna have to type my password. Yeah, but what if you're not you? But it's like, ah. It was so hard not to laugh at, so I did laugh at it. Draft crings. Play it one more time. Draft. No, so can we talk about that for a second? Because we didn't really sure let's talk about it. Let's really dissect it. Yeah draft crings You you had you had a word draft Kings, but then there's also another word crown that's behind that exactly

So you just felt like the speed bump was draft crings the crack count is yours. I've got a heavy tongue this week, honestly. Oh yeah. It's just, it's just, I feel like. You said it brother, not me. I feel like this could be the workplace where we show up before the show and just punch each other in the face from something that happened in the previous day show.

That'd be kind of. Yeah, that's right. That'd be kind of sick actually. What? Jess walks in and is like, that's it, Jeremy, you're getting it. Throws an elbow. I think there's a few people I'd punch before Jeremy cause he doesn't seem to.

Top five? Maybe he's afraid of me. Who, top five people you'd punch in the office? I'm not afraid. Number five. Maybe you're just nice. Gino. Might be it.

Number four. Jason. number four Jason number three sorry but you know was the best stuff Robert Robert I feel like I need to even number two a little bit. Number two. Number two. Jenny. Chris. Number one. Louis. No! Congrats champ. He wears that with pride though. And if people listening, I was staring at our control room.

Robert just put his hands up like what the fuck. How'd they catch straight in here? I feel like Robert and I would be a good boxing match. What? I don't agree. No one wants you to beat up Robert. I think he would beat me up. I think I'd beat all of you up.

Why'd you look at us and say this? What if we had an arm wrestling competition? Tony, I know, Tony, you would win. If he means concentration, he's going down. Get that kid's ass again. How about weak arm arm wrestling competition? Not with your strong arm, with your weak arm. I got a pretty good weak arm, arm wrestling competition? Not with your strong arm with your weak arm. I got a pretty good weak arm.

I beat the six year old lefty too. How's your arm? You got a strong arm? I got a strong arm. Jeremy, how's your arm? Great, top tier. Wow, top tier. Why is it then, why is it not your charm?

Strong arm. Starm. Hey, you guys should watch the Heat and Sixers tonight. I'm sidelined. Selfish. I think I'm gonna watch an ESPN. Oh man. It's true.

I don't have batteries, that's why. Give me the login. Finally.