The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: I Like Willow...At Home

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. new series. He said he killed another woman. Inspired by a true life story. If I don't deal with him, he will never leave us alone. You don't see how the births seem to you. Anna Lee Ashford and Dennis Quaid star. I am not responsible for what my dad did. This going how you hoped? Happy Face new series now streaming exclusively on Paramount Plus. I saw some stuff, some early stuff on Juju's new alley-oop show we're gonna debut tomorrow we're gonna show you some of what it is that Juju's doing on the interwebs around basketball coverage he has been up Willow what's Willow doing what does Willow want seems like she's bothering somebody whoa Billy what's happening what are you eating that Willow wants food lunch so I got a compoio with like some black beans

here so anyway excuse me for doing that I was distracted by Willow Tony I don't know what's happening with Tony there Tony this is the first I'm hearing of any of this you said you never seen anybody bothered bothered I mean I like Willow everyone here likes Willow I like her I like her I like her at a justice house She's great there by the way, I've been to justice house and dogs been great. We've been hanging out and doing things like I'll remember this in the office Juju Your brother was at the office last week. I didn't approve of that. I don't know what happened there. I did not meet your brother. I didn't see your brother. I don't know why your brother was in the office.

You probably didn't. You just thought it was Tony. Okay, yes. They sound exactly the same. He speaks with the same vocal patterns and level of arrogance. It's like Ozzy and Jose Conteca, one of the great getroids. The problem is my brother's like 60 pounds lighter than I am. That's the only difference. Better looking too. Juju, I'm sorry to interrupt you and as I was saying, I'm very much looking forward to watching yet more. I should say debut of his show here because the Allie Hoop show is not,

he's been doing it during the postseason and been doing professional basketball coverage for us for a while. Nice to see you sir, do you have any opinions on any of the subject matter that we had today? Yes sir, I appreciate the warm welcome, you feel me? Alleyoop show, you know what I mean, a little snippet show. We did a little quick pilot with my sister Trista Crick, who could be seen on It Is What It Is, and my dog Josh Smith, Stephen A. Smith, little nephew,

who's taking the internet by storm right now. My dog from, you know what I mean dog from a couple of years right now. So I appreciate that and then check it out tomorrow when we put it up. And it's good to see my brother Johnny Z back in the studio today. You feel me? I rearranged the house. I put the floor up for you, my dog, Ethan Budowski. You dig me?

I also bought something for you as well, for you to make sure that you- That's not for me. No. Oh, no No, Oh a Celtics 2024 World Championship. I'm not out of toilet paper. Oh, no Well, yeah, I want to chime in on the comment I was talking about Cooper flag and I agree with Billy like if Cooper flag draft Dodgers this year It's a surprise. The Wizards are gonna be waiting for him

with open arms next year, so no matter what you do, you can stay an extra year and play with your Achilles tendon if you want to. And like Jess said, Duke is not a walk in the ballpark. That's, you gotta wake up and do your job at Duke, so I agree with y'all, you hear me, on both sides of that, you feel me? I'd like a camera on

Cooper flag when the draft lottery is done the second year when he skips the first year Because it was the Wizards and then the Wizards come up again the second year. She's a camera on his own which is shit Yeah, and they say the same thing about Kay Cunningham when he got drafted by the Pistons And you see that franchise has been turned around, slowly but surely. And like, I think Tony said it his word earlier, those players believe in themselves to be that person who's going to change that organization around.

So I definitely feel both sides of the argument, as well as I think that that's a big component of why college basketball rivalries aren't what they used to be anymore. You feel me? Like imagine Dalton Connect on this Tennessee team. It'll be crazy.

Imagine Jason Taylor playing with Zion. I feel like that's what we got back in the days in them one and done scenarios. Although lucrative have robbed us of that great college basketball rivalry. I think that's one of the many reasons why a lot of fans are turning to women's college basketball, because you have more continuity year to year and you know who the stars are. You can watch someone like Caitlin Clark or Juju Watkins

play two, three, four years for the same school, and you can watch someone like Hannah Hidalgo go from a freshman averaging 18 points a game or whatever to a sophomore averaging 24 points a game, and then you know she's gonna be back next year, hopefully with the same team. Right, and those rules for the women and the ladies, you gotta stay like three years or either be 22 years old.

We might need to meet halfway somewhere with the men because a lot of these ladies get to develop. And I saw a video with Haley Van Lyft yesterday after winning the game, just describing her testimony, her testimony like man some of her first years although exciting and flashy she was super duper depressed and was going through a lot of mental hurdles and so now that she's with TCU it has shown her and gave her a little a little plateau of enlightenment so I think that the growth of these college kids, it's something to be studied for, like she say, stay in a couple of extra years to develop yourself instead of going straight into the professionalism. But I understand it though.

What is going on with our tournament of sound? Was it widely rejected? Was it poo-pooed? I mean, it wasn't poo-pooed. It was just, you know what I mean, a little smell on it. So I made my own top five list of sounds that you guys forgot. Okay. You dig me. O.L.I. the PlayStation 2 load screen. It's starting up, filling the little galaxy. O.L.I. as well.

Sega. As soon as you open the Sega, turn it on. You dig it. Number five, the Netflix opener. Ta-da! You feel me? I think Jessica said this one earlier. Number four might bring bang. Double bang. Chef's kiss. Also this is for Bang! Double bang. Chef's Kiss. Also, this is for the old heads. Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat, Uppercut, Toasty! You'll love to hear it.

You dig it. And number two, whenever you're outside and you're in just a great little night spot or a club or a day party and you hear, doom doom dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun You know it's about to get live, you feel me? And the number one sound in the Impossible universe that we live in is the dun dun dun dun dun from Price is Right, loser game show. ["Loser Game Show"] Yes.

What's his? That, I've got it here, there you go. ["Loser Game Show"] It took me a minute, I'm sorry. Joker of the day, do we have a Joker of the day today? Anyone in here, anyone outside of here? Yes sir, and I think my dog Johnny Z can back me up on this one, dog.

Bob Hurley, what are you doing? Take your L and walk off the screen then crocodile? Good Lord no Gator tears just crocodile tears what you think Johnny Z. Yeah. Well first of all Dan Hurley Let's not confuse anyone that's probably Dan Hurley yes, just I just I can't wrap my head around the idea that the game ended, they were national champion back to back, and the first thing that goes through his mind is, I gotta find the Baylor players, and I gotta tell them, I hope they don't get screwed the way that we just did.

I just warned them, I warned them about what's out there. I gotta look out for those kids at Baylor. Also earlier, you said Robert De Niro was on a movie and on Netflix it was an actual TV show. Not here nor there but it's called Zero Day and it wasn't necessarily awesome but I understand the sentiment. You feel me? I feel you.

Let's get to the polls. The first poll of the day was, can Santa be 5'5"? 67% of the audience says, no, he cannot. Dang. Look at my brother Danny Bonita is though in the back, doing a great job as always. Where did we arrive on, is the cutting off point on over under for how short you're willing

for your Santa to be? 5'7", still too short, isn't it? Too short. Five ten? It's gotta be six, man. Tim Conway though in the cartoon. Yeah, it gotta be big enough to look down at the elves. However tall they are, just a couple of inches.

In the last poll, did Ed Asner play bigger than five seven? 84% of the audience says, yes he did. Ed Asner, Dream on Dream. Ed Asner reference, thank you Juju, appreciate it. Thank you Johnny Z. Ah yeah, the Heat won three of those. Celtics only two since their existence.