The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: I'm a London Lad (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

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Conditions apply to all benefits. Visit pcfinancial.ca for details. I believe that Zaslow critiquing your wardrobe is not something that anyone had coming today. Zaslow calling anyone underdressed or poorly dressed when I am certain that there are items of clothing in his closet that are older than Greg Cody. Grandfathered in, you shouldn't be calling anybody a bum.

If I was on CBS Network, I'm not wearing a holy shirt. That's why I think of me, I know Mike's right that on sidelines he does this a lot, but this is like a choice. You're doing an interview with CBS Sunday morning, like this feels like a style choice. Dog, I've seen a lot of my friends go down this path where you're in love with a woman and you love love,

like I love love, and she has suggestions and you're like, you know what, I am not a stylish person, like as my default, so why can't I? She's like, holes are your thing. You gotta lean into it. holes your thing. Yeah. You gotta lean into it. Lean into it.

Yeah, strategic. Let me clarify. Yeah, this is a little surprising. I'm not surprised by the love aspect. We followed his ex-girlfriend on IG. He would be down for all that stuff. I saw him at Gronk's Beach House, letting loose. Like this is not, the fact that he would fall this in love

and be like that public with it is not that surprising to me. It's the fact that she is seemingly replaced Michael and Barty that has surprised me Do they get some point CBS when they showed up they said is that what you're wearing? Or they're just like yeah This makes is a mean and alleging matching outfits because the New York Post is reporting today that the consensus among people around Belichick according to a source is that this relationship is quote, alarming, and Hudson is quote, a runaway train, end quote. Look man, she's a young lady who's opinionated, who has a very clear vision, and that vision

apparently inspires Bill Pellecek. And so people around him, because they're gonna be like, oh, I don't know why she's making all these decisions, but the reality is, everyone needs to just love love, and just support them. Yeah, you've mentioned that a few different times I love it too. Yes, you said that let's get to juju here You really didn't have a rebuttal though for the fact that you would admit as right that your sartorial Splendor is somewhat limited and probably a great frustration to your wife and people who love you

Using words here sartorial. I don't know what they mean, so I'm just kinda gonna shrug at that one. Does your wife approve of your closet? That was an obnoxious sentence you said there. Does your wife approve of your closet? Oh, she hates it. She hates when I think, why couldn't you have said that from the start?

Sartorial wonder. See, words, I have no idea what you're saying. You know, you say words like that, I take it as disrespect. I don't know what you mean. Juju, thank you for joining us. Good seeing you. What's the commentary? Surely you heard us fall into the quicksand with Chris Cody on wedding garters,

and you must have enjoyed that. Hell yeah. Y'all love my boy Chris on an island. But the YouTube chat was there for my dog, Chris. Jason Barber from the YouTube chat says, Chris Cody is correct. I've been to several weddings where the recipients of the bouquet and the garter belt

didn't have like a garter belt put up the leg of the bouquet recipient. So it's out there on the YouTube chat. You feel me, that Chris Cody might be a little right. You dig me? It's been settled. Chris Cody felt very alone. It was the piranha were circling on him.

Billy had a lot of very strong opinions. Amin was very judgy. Yeah, but Chris kind of did it to himself because he explained it not in the best way. You were at least not talking about a dude's leg and all that. Well, yeah, I got a little confused because I remember my wedding where they swapped him out,

so that's why. A note that Mike didn't mention from the Jordan Hudson Instagram post is that in that screen cap of an email, there is a song playing with the Instagram post, which you can do now, which is Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift. Damn.

And the email was definitely written by Bill Belichick, 100%. Juju, do you have any, now that Amin is giving a Tuesday television recommendation, do you have any television recommendations for us? We will spoil the rehearsal tomorrow. Oh, yes I do. I waited a couple weeks to make sure this show

was as good as I thought it was. But ladies and gentlemen, I give you the permission and I give you the suggestion to check out Mobland on Paramount+. Tom Hardy take a bow, Pierce Brosnan is back, Helen Mirren is back. What a show. Every episode so far has been

stupendous. So check out Mobland on Paramount Plus when you get a chance. You haven't recommended anything since Paradise, have you? Hell nah. I'm back recommending because, dawg, rarely is a show just have me hooked like these shows like I mentioned. So yeah, Mobland, Tom Hardy, the cast of this show, I love everything from British like every British television show mostly. I'm like my boy Chris Whittingham you dig me? I think I'm a London lad and a fancy one at that so check out Mobland ASAP. I loved Paradise that's my show. So good. What do you have for us in terms of a joker of the day? Do we have a joker of the day?

Yeah, I got two quick jokers of the day, you feel me? Tyler Hero, my brother. You can't say you're not gonna lose the next game and lose by 100 points. And you have four points, one for 10 shooting, one for nine three-pointers. My brother, not a great look. Also second joker of the day, Ja Morant.

You can't get swept and then be like, oh, I had him figured out. If I wouldn't have got hurt, we would have, I had it. Even though I get what she's saying, he got hurt and then it was up like what, 25, 30 points at the time. But you got swept brother You can't say that I would have beat him up if I didn't my shoe wasn't untied Yeah, so those are my two jokers other day. You feel what else you got from basketball any Golden State opinions? Yeah, that that Warriors Rockets series right now. That's prime time. I hate that is so late at night

So I gotta be staying's so late at night. So I got to be staying up so late. It's a good series. Hell yeah, now Draymond Green is unhinged. Like he should have got kicked out of the game around the second quarter, but the referees allowed it. They call it a flagrant foul instead of a technical, his second technical. I got a suggestion though for Houston Rockets. Jack Landale, who else?

Cam Whitmore, give them boys some time to get in the game just to go agitate Draymond. Just say, hey, Landell, walk up to Draymond, flick his nose and say, ah, beat your ass. And Draymond will get kicked out of the game ASAP. He has no composure. He doesn't give a damn. He had five fouls and they set him out the whole fourth quarter. But the most important part of the

fourth quarter, whenever Sangoon tried to hit the last winning shot, he was there to take care of business defensive play of the year finalists as he be, get him out of the game early. Most guys get a technical foul and their behavior gets toned down a little bit. It's like, all right, I don't want to get thrown out here. Draymond gets a technical, his behavior gets worse for the rest of the game. And none of these referees have the guts to- He's daring him.

He's daring him to be the center of the story and eject him. The best time to speed is after you just got a speeding ticket. Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at LeBataar's show. Is the best time to speed just after you got a speeding ticket? Because I've gotten two speeding tickets right. Yeah, by two different police officers. In the same drive? Yeah, like the...

Yeah, because... No way. Yes, because School Zone, yes. Because the second thing was the school The same school zone? Like you started someone stopping you and then you just... No, no, no, no, I don't want to talk about it Oh it's more awful Do you hit a crack?

I don't agree with what you're saying Bragging about a school zone ticket I'm not bragging, I wasn't bragging Look at me, Louis I can speed through school zones, I'm Dan LeBatoit That is what I shout in my convertible, smoking a cigar, blowing smoke Screw you kids Smoking, blowing smoke in the face of toddlers first grader with a backpack screw you kid. I'm Dan Levittard

I can fly through here at 60 miles an hour You and your 15 mile an hour rules. I'll put the cigar out right in your forehead call call your dad I'm Dan Levittard your dad's probably a fan Like a little kid on a scooter, and're just blowing by him, giving him the bird. Yeah, careening. Careening through the school zone. What do you have for us in the way of poll updates, Juju? Yes, sir.

Before the polls, I want to give my GM some credit. Brandon Bean was absolutely correct. Brother, we scored so many points all year long. And what killed us at the end of the year was Patrick Mahomes, hike. He looks, Ky'eer, eat him. Oh, easy, Scooby snacks. So instant passes.

Oh, Damar Hamilton, God bless the dead. Instant pass over to his side. We had no DBs. I wanted them to draft nothing but DBs. And they did take a wide receiver late. So I understand his anger and frustration with the media. You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. Neither here nor there, which also neither here nor there.

Sounds like Ron McGill kind of agreed with someone's 100 gorilla take from yesterday. Neither here nor there. Juju, you guys don't know, you guys think he just started yesterday. All weekend long, he's been fascinated. We've been in his group chat where he's Just obsessed just talking shit about gorillas the whole time

Talking wild to my gorilla afraid of a great one afraid of you guys thought Chris Cody was disrespectful to giraffes I wish I could publish the text He's disrespecting gorillas more than anybody.. Oh my God, I was laughing the whole time. I didn't engage Juju, but I was laughing the whole time. You and Jason Madison were just going in on gorillas. And so while we're doing the segment, Juju's screenshotting Ron McGill's answer and throwing it in the group chat.

It's just like case closed. Yeah. Yeah. Salute to the doctor, Ron McGill, the brilliant doctor that he is. First poll, do you want to watch extra inning West Coast baseball? 77% of the audience says no, they do not.

Billy, I thought the Dodgers and Marlins extra inning. I see the Dodgers score a billion runs. Dodgers aren't fun. We can just, they're ruining it. Dodgers aren't fun for baseball. They're're ruining it I just aren't fun for baseball They're winning every game and by the way, they should be a lot better if I if I was there I'd be looking I'd be looking into the front office and figuring out why the Dodgers who cost 500 billion dollars a year are 18 and 10 he cost him the game even though they won the game. They're not fun

It's not fun to see the Dodgers the rare ruining baseball and also why aren't they winning more? They should be winning more. They should win every single game. The Dodgers should be undefeated with what they're paying their players. But they're not. I know. But you're like complaining.

Well, it's not fun. This is like when the big three got together in Miami and Jeff Van Gundy said they're gonna go 79 and three, which everyone was like, oh, Jeff Van Gundy is really high on the heat. I'm like, no, no, no, no, that's not what he's doing. He's doing the, oh, if you bastards win it, lose any games, you messed up, you messed up royally.

Well, what Billy just did though, is the Dodgers are winning every game, they should be better. They should be better. They shouldn't be tied with the lowly giants in their division. Are we agreeing with, are we disagreeing with that? Every time I look up, they need seven runs

and they get eight. Well, first it was like, I don't want to watch them score 100 runs. I don't. But they're not doing that. But they should be. It's like, what's your argument with that? No, they scored 123 runs.

The Dodgers are a super team, but they're not that super. They have the second best record in baseball. Yeah, they should have the best by far, by leaps and bounds. Half a game. More polls, Juju. I also was flown under the radar, They should have the best by far by leaps and bounds half again more polls juju Also was flown under the radar which a lot of listeners of the show brought to my attention Dan why did you think that Anthony Edwards moment happened at WrestleMania?

What was that? That's a good point It's not that he thought is that he tried to fight me and and Tony on it. We're like Dan. No Dan He's at the scores table. I've got a couple of short circuits here and there that happen every couple of days. If hell had an eternal open bar, would you consider going? 60% of the audience says yes they would. That's why they're in hell.

Wow. It's a good crowd down there. But it's all Jagermeister and Fireball. Hitler's probably down there. Okay, now wait a minute. There's a couple Bad Apples. Jesus, a couple? Hell yeah, speaking of Bad Apples,

Pukin' Nakua brother slapped a fan in the UFO. What do we can't hear? Pukin' Nakua's brother. Right, neither here nor there. Could you memorize 143 names in two days? 78% of the audience says no, they could not. That's what it is on the NFL. Yeah, Shidor Sanders, you guys think in order, by the way.

It's not just 143 names. You guys had him drafted in order. Can't even do that over the course of 20 years. Before Thanksgiving, I get a little refresher course. Cheat sheet sheet like little notes the girl that was dating the guy with the fingers waggling like and then whatever Cynthia says she's like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Janet Janet I knew that knew that knew that it was Janet That's always the move. You just, whatever name they say,

you just agree wholeheartedly. Janet! Another poll, Juju? No, those are your polls for the day. Oh, I'm sorry, okay. They've had different results. Hell yeah. Thank you, sir, appreciate it.

Thank you, thank you, Zazz as well. Go heat. I don't love your jacket.