The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: I'm Trying To Warn Travis

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

Stu has some choice words for the media, KC fans and Swifties. He also says he can do the job of any sports radio host in the country. We also update the polls for the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. I'm not bad. Jesus. Not bad. It's terrible. Did we hide it? Well, how well hidden was it? Was it hidden well at all?

I was going to stop. I feel like I thought that we didn't get the visual payoff we wanted of you being truly disgusting there. I feel like you won that one. You got shirtless and you won again. That's not a- Yes, it helps them. Is it a source of shame on the internet?

You know, Kelsey's people are now coming after you. The Swifties, you're trending. now coming after you, the Swifties. You're trending, the New York Post aggregated your thoughts, they quoted you. You're in trouble with the Swifties, you're in trouble with chiefs fans, and now the latest internet image of you is just you shirtless and looking better. I think that most people would have assumed you looked, even though you used plants and markers to protect yourself. I cheated.

I did. But is it embarrassing to you? The photo I'm looking at that Mike Ryan is holding up there doesn't look hugely embarrassing. You have a scarf. You don't look necessarily fit, but it's not folds of undulating fat. The chest hair, not terrible.

No. You look a bit like a superhero, I would say. I can't. I can't. I can't look at this. What superheroes did you guys know? Exactly. You don't look at the Marys. Thank you, my name is Daniel Barron.

You're looking at Marys? I'm looking at him. He's a 15-year-old man. He's a spin-zone in this. He's got that Swifties man at him. Well, my... I'll get to the Swifties in a second, but the framework, Mike, you could see it, right? When I was 18, 19 chisel, right?

You could see it in there. Somewhere deep inside of me. No, I saw it too. Across champion, across, oh, not really. We were one in 10. I mean, I was the back of Goli. Anyway, enough of Kansas City and the Swifties. I don't really care about the Swifties,

the chiefs fans, enough. You still want Travis Maddy, you. I don't want Travis Maddy,ies, the chiefs fans, enough. I mean, you know what Travis Maddy you, I don't want Travis mad at me, but they weren't my words. They were words of chiefs fans, if this continues. And you know what I learned? It's already happening. It's already happening on 810 KHB in Kansas City, I believe. People are already calling into that radio station,

calling into the host, Nick Lowry. They are calling into certain guys and they are saying that Travis Kelsey is not as focused as he's been in years past. And that's all I was trying to say. And also happened here when you said it. The second you start taking, I'm a Jets fan, I don't care. Travis were good, okay? He's great to my daughter.

I love him. They have a nice relationship. They train together. Fantastic. But Kansas City fans, do me a favor. Like have a nice relationship. They train together. Fantastic. But Kansas City fans do me a favor Like you're above this like you're a better fan base than we are get the hell out of here, okay? Not only are you going to do it? You're already doing it according to my sources in Kansas City Okay, the grapevine the NFL grapevine in Kansas City

The larger point I was trying to make is the second you start taking away, they're feel good. I'm a fan, okay? So I could speak to this. The second you start taking away my feel good is the second you don't matter to me anymore. I don't like that, I'm like that, but I'm like that. And most fan bases are like that. In fact, every fan base is like that.

And if the chiefs continue to lose games, chief fans are gonna come down hard on Travis Kelsey and I was just trying to warn a fan. But the Kansas City people coming at me, acting like they would never do that, get at it. They're already doing it. You know what the K and K C stands for? Crybabies stand.

Oh. I mean, seriously, probably should have went with a C there. You can talk directly to them. You should be addressing them directly Because the K you're not afraid of the Swifties There was a scene it right there for you right next to it You could talk directly to the Swifties. You're not your problem here about the Swifties The Swifties are gonna get mad, I mean, no matter what, it doesn't matter. I've been ripping Taylor Swift for years.

I mean, you happen? I mean, I said, listen to the Grammy, she makes it all about her and her friends, the cameras are only on Taylor, like there are no other artists there. No. Just fill in the blank artist name with that same take. Well, we're gonna update the polls here in a second

because Chris Cody's got a few of them over there, but I just want to be clear on the controversy that ends our week that allows us to be thankful during Thanksgiving for the existence of Stugots. Stugots is trending in the news because he is dared to say that in the future, Kansas City fans, if games are more games are lost, they will say that Travis Kelsey is distracted because of his relationship with the very popular tailor swift correct little did i know not just that the podcast the commercials tailor swift not focused on the game going to espn pre-gain shows you're not you're not saying i'm not saying you're not saying this is what that's a long list of things you just mentioned that you're not saying i'm trying to warn travis because he's never been through this is always been popular in kansas city that it's about to happen of things you just mentioned that you're not saying. I'm trying to warn Travis because he's never been through this,

he's always been popular in Kansas City that it's about to happen. And little did I know, Dan, when I said it yesterday, it's already happening. How about that? But what's being reported by the New York Post is that you're saying it. Well, I didn't say it. But you're saying, well, that's a bad job of the post.

Fake news. Fake news by the New York Post. Journalism's dead, Dan. I mean, you didn't say that. I didn't say a word. I'm just trying to tell many words. Listen, you can come in every month. They're my words, but they're not my words.

You can come in every single Monday, Dan. You can. You can ask me, what is this radio host saying in this market? And I will tell you exactly what it is saying. I'd like to play that game in the future. Let's do that. Cincinnati, Ohio. Let's, uh, right now.

Season's over. Joe Barrow, but he'll be back be back next year will be good again, but you know what? Let's lose the rest of the games this season forget about the playoffs get a good draft pick get a good offensive Lime and maybe someone on defense and we'll be back next year ready to go Joe burrow injury prone No, no, no winner noxville Tennessee noxville Tennessee That's interesting no Knoxville Tennessee. Is that close to where the Titans are? Yes, that's what I'm trying to think. Don't you have Tennessee?

You do have them. Which one? I mean, it's your game. It's the same state. Some would say it's your game. Vrable hot seat. That's it. Vrable hot seat.

Can't get it done. No more Ryan Tannahill. We don't think Will Levis is any good. Malik Willis wasn't good. He's the guy who drafted both quarterbacks. The time has come for us to move on from Mike variable. Okay, Boise I know. Boise I know. That's a tough one. I have to get up to speed. Let's I'll give you some time here, Mr. God. Bluefield. It's a coaching search going on. We'll come back to that after we update the polls. We'll make it in NFL markets. Yes, that's your wheelhouse. Certainly. God bless football. A new addition out today. Chris Cody, you ready to update the polls for the week?

Born ready. Why are you? Well, then let me mention that all the polls are brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Epic razors, epically affordable. Find them in source or online. Is asked whooping an international language? 97% say yes. Wow. Russell Wilson as a flirt, robotic or romantic, 93% robotic. It's so we're clear, always said with menace. It has the...

92% of course say yes. Holidays, joyful, stressful. 62% shocking, stressful. Wow. You're shocked by that. I mean, I would think more than half would say joyful, I get it, it's stressful once you have kids. Whoa, does that all out?

You did. Is it, this is misspelled. Is it dangerous to bring an animal back from the dead? 93% say yes. Barbara Shrysend did that. So did the president of Argentina. Yeah, when it comes to proper English, what's what? What's what the right wing politicians and hair?

Hair is crazy. He's the thing of him ripping up the stuff from the thing. It was great. I loved it. He had like this big bulletin board and there was names of like this gone. This outta here. It was great content. He wants to change the currency to Bitcoin.

Go treat. I mean, let's put his picture up and his clone dog somewhere on our screen here so that people can enjoy this. This dictator the way Tony's enjoying it. When it comes to proper English, who does it better? Americans or the English? 52% of the English. Perfect. Just face off of that.

That's an English. The English. Well, the English slash British, obviously the British. Got it. Do you need a Cirque du Soleil show with your ice cream? That's for you, cold stone. 74% you know.

Just give me the ice cream. Come on, crying out loud. I like the first time I liked it. Yeah, birthday cake, the batter, the old thing. I liked it the first time. Let's take your spatula. Get out of here and just give me my cream. I got two more here.

Does two gods lead the world in In sincere apologies. Oh, come on. I mean 97% yes, you three percent. Like what are you doing this next one? Dan get ready to celebrate Canal Street, New York or New Orleans? 64% New Orleans. You asked for an apology. Mike Ryan, to demand $3,800 votes. There was contact with the fake adage. Oh, there was contacts of fake luggage. I'm sorry, Dan. Now, that fake luggage can be found on politics.

There are always, is Jerry Jones going to live forever? 76%. I said it. Say yes. And that poll was meant to protect me privately and publicly. That is not how I said it say yes and is not that that poll was meant to protect me privately and publicly and it's not how I said it thank you Chris Cody do you hate when we make you read no glad I'm not doing it anymore I read good