The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Impressing Your Partner's Parents

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

Ed Kelce had some positive thoughts to share about Taylor Swift that spark a conversation between Stugotz and the Shipping Container on how to best impress your partner's parents. Then, Lucy is headed to Jacksonville, and the Rice Owls eat some gummy worms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. I feel like with all this Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey stuff, we've been hearing a lot from Donna Kelsey. You know, she's been next to Taylor. We've gotten to see what she's felt, but no one's really heard from Ed Kelsey, the father, but he's come out with some quotes and I think they are actually kind of revealing. You do, huh? He's talking about his first impressions, and this is a quote. He goes,

I tell you something very special that I noticed about Taylor the first time I met her. We're sitting in the suite. She gets up in front of the room. She gets up to get a drink or something, and she starts picking up empty bottles, cans, plates that are scattered around. Because in the suite, everyone just leaves stuff everywhere. And I thought that was very encouraging and very polite. And it's just like, that's a great move by Taylor. It is. Being in the suite.

But she did it mean it. Because you know, she is just, she's never done that. But you know, she is used to, probably having a lot handled for her, but that's not when you're dating someone, when you're around, when you're in a couple, and you're around the other parents, you have to put, you don't have, Billy, you do have to kind of put on a show sometimes.

You do, right. And it's not that it's insincere. It's just making an effort to be normal. This weekend I flipped on this. What? I feel like they're in love. It's real man. I feel like it's real.

Well, they feel like they're in love. They had dinner at a steakhouse in Kansas City on a non-game day. Like that's how I know it's real. Well, I feel like they're in love. They had dinner at a steakhouse in Kansas City on a non-game day. Like that's how I know it's real. She's not just there at Sundays, like middle of the week. Dinner, steakhouse, Kansas City, that's real. I'm with you. I'm agreeing with you.

Yeah, yeah. I also feel like Taylor doesn't have to impress his parents who cares. No, but what she's doing there is, hey, I know I'm this big celebrity, but I was brought up correctly. I am grounded. I do the little things. I have not forgotten who I am and where I'm from. That's what she's telling you. I was just nice and considerate. But I would assume that someone as big as Taylor could forget about the just normal mechanics of a relationship about I'm around my boyfriend or girlfriend's parents. So I just want to go a little above and beyond to

my boyfriend or girlfriend's parents. So I just wanna go a little above and beyond to make, let them know that I'm, I don't know, I took that as, I was impressed, and I didn't think she was doing a thing. I was just like, this is good. This makes me happier about this relationship. Knowing that she's doing, it makes me feel, you were upset about it before that.

It makes me believe it more. But if she's just using this as a PR stuff, what if she's just a considerate person that picks up after people make a mess? There's a difference between picking up after yourself and being that person that's gonna go around and pick up, dude, that billy plates that are left around, what is, how hard is that?

I didn't see you doing that one until yesterday. That's what I'm saying, dude, like, it's not true. You did not do that one until yesterday. I threw away all my stuff, I threw away. You were stuff, but not Chris Cody stuff, not my stuff, whatever, it's just an effort that I appreciate from her because she doesn't have to do that. She's Taylor bleeping Swift.

When did Chris stop doing the little things in his relationship with his in-laws watching? Great question. Like the first time he started dating his wife, he's like, hey, let me pick up. Hey, old man, let me help you with the grill or whatever you do. Did you ask your father a lot?

For permission of his. Yeah, I did. I was a nervous wreck. Yeah, and at our wedding in his speech He was very he acknowledged it instead while it was unnecessary. It was very much appreciated So when did you give up? Tell me his question right after I do. Yeah, I would say once we're married for a year or so a year So you were doing that for the whole time that you would go over a couple things You guys had watched dishes that you guys had me doing that Taylor Swift move of being like super clean guy. Yeah.

Well, like eight months. You just said that you did that for a year into your marriage. I was saying, you know, he just said, when did you, what was it give up? Or what was it? Yeah, when did you give up? That's a broad question. You stopped doing the little things to impress your in-laws. Quickly.

That's what we're asking. Yeah. I never really did the impress, like, how long did you guys stay? You never really impressed them. I never know. I never was in a setting. That's not nice.

Being, like, in one of us, it arrived there, yes. No, being in one of the first dates, like, we never were at a first date, or one of our first dates were with our parents. Like, you know what I mean? It's different when you're... But you met the parents at some point, and then you had to be the guy that picked up up a ticket.

I never was the guy that was like, hey, let me pick up all these plates from the dinner table. Like I take my, I take my plate to the sink because I don't want them to think that, you know, and your wife's right? Yeah. Do you call your mother a lot of mom? I feel like the move is when you're dating, right? You just like, mom, let me get that one. I don't really agree with you. You got her. I don't think I call her anything. You don't call her. So what do got her. I don't think I call her anything. You don't call her.

So, what do you mean? I was joking before. I don't trust her. No, like her dad. What's your name? Her dad, I call by name. I do know her name, but I don't call her Linda. You're not convinced you have a thing to know your mother last name.

What do you say to her name? I just say, hey, how's it going? Right. What's her name though? It's Linda. Oh, okay. Yeah, but I don't think, like, I don't call her mom. Right. I don't say, hey, Linda, I guess I would call her Linda

if I needed to get her attention, but I just, so you do the other lower end of the body. I go the body. So every time you guys do this thing, or you make it seem like I'm saying something crazy, there are a lot of people in your life that you don't say their names a ton. You're just like, hey, how's it going?

Like, I'm not often like, hey, Tony. Right. Hey, Lewis, hey, you got, like like you just, there's some people you just interact with and you might not say their name. Well, your friends and coworkers. You're just asking questions. Right. I'm your mother-in-law. What's happening here? What do you mean? You guys are very defensive? Yeah. You guys just as said, you accused me of not knowing my in-law. No, we asked. It's rude. That's wrong. All right. Well, we think we're not sure. I don't, I, Lind book in my defense. I don't know his mother-in-law's name. So Well, we think we're not sure. I don't, I, Lindbergh, in my defense, I don't know his mother-in-law's name.

So it might be Lind that may not be. Oh, look, there's a good disclaimer. Chris Cody is actually a good son-in-law. Oh, wow. That's a good one. So you call your mother-in-law mom? No. Okay.

No. But you would. I call her Bonnie. That's her name. Okay, but do you, do you walk in a line? Go, hey, Bond. Bond, Bond.

No, you don't end up saying the name, you go, hey, you just end up saying, hi, you don't end up saying names a lot because you're with them. I would say that's a name I could systemly say what I'm saying hello to. You use names more when you're talking about people. And he's fun to say though. It is, yeah, fun, yeah.

I'm a bonbon. I'm a bonbon. I'm an amp-bonny. Do you? You guys knew that. She's the one that brings a hand. And that's right. Oh yeah, and Bonn. She's's a man in the family to Greg anyways. She just she'll bring in an un

Unsanctioned ham. Yeah, she'll bring shit there. What happened there? I was trying to find the word You flustered him stew got no, yeah, I just asked well you accuse him of logging his daughter in a car yesterday No, that's not what I did. What are you talking about? I know how it works around here. I say things and everyone just jumps out and I'm about to know. Yeah, well that's your fault. That's not how it works.

I feel like Tony calls his mother like has a nickname for his mother-in-law. He does. Her name is Christina. I call her Christy. I call her Chris. I call her mom on occasions. There you go I'm a family guy. Yeah, he's a family guy. He is Roy. What Her name?

Rozelle okay, Rozelle. Yeah, but do you walk it and go hello, Rozelle? No, I was like no, he says greetings No, he doesn't say any boy does not say a word like when he says he doesn't say anything when he leaves He's silent when he leaves a Rosalblow that trash every time He leaves the house. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought his grandma And he goes in like who you talking to and he was your mama Right, right. It's your daddy boy Greg Cody set the crits Cody on a recent episode of mystery crates. Sorry the Craig Cody set to Chris Cody on a recent episode of mystery great, sorry.

The Craig I just had a bit of on the crate when I called him Kyle and he's like, it's your daddy. Lucy, have you been the Jacksonville before because? No, you're fat daddy. You're headed up there this weekend. Have you been there before? I went once. I will play in the tax lairable.

Oh, oh, wow. Did you cry? No, we lost my, I believe 30 to Tennessee. I Haven't been able to listen to Rocky Top Sense like this is the first year I can listen to it I wasn't a big fan of Jacksonville. I thought it smelled kind of weird You guys didn't spend a lot of time there. So hopefully this time is better I felt like you guys run fair to Jacksonville yesterday. What was just a consensus that it smells It smelled though when I was there most recently. I have no.

It was great. Well, I actually like the vibe. Jacksonville's got a vibe to it. It's got like a beach town. I don't think Jacksonville has a vibe to it. It's more of like a beach town. Like there's it's not a big golf town as well. I don't think it gets a bad rap.

Seems like a circus down to me. Yeah. Like the PT, Barnum and Bailey people stop and they're like, hey, couple nights in Jackson. Yeah, we're right couple nights in Jackson. Yeah, we're right up in Haiti. But Lucy, this is not one because when you walk into college football games and especially venues you haven't been to before, you cry, you will weep. This is not one of those places, right?

I don't think that Jacksonville will make me cry, but I think depending on like how people are into the game and I really hope it's close, I think this could make me cry. I think if Florida was better for sure, but there's definitely tear potential here. Right, does Florida have a chance? I won't say they don't have a chance. Grandmurse has actually been surprisingly great this year, Wisconsin kind of ruined him,

and he's been phenomenal this season. I still think Georgia's light years better, they're way more talented, but you never know. You never know. You never know. You never know. Why did they change the name from the world's largest cocktail party? Do you eyes? Yeah, I'm assuming it's something related to that, but everyone still calls it that.

So what else are you looking forward to this weekend? College football related. It's actually kind of a bummer weekend. Oregon Utah should be really, really good. Duke Louisville should be pretty solid. This is like a heavy buy week for a lot of teams. It's a bad weekend, yeah. Yeah, but what's nice is this is the last bad weekend

until the week before the season ends where every SEC team plays like Western Carolina on the same week. So it's gonna go from, okay, yeah, we only have Oregon, Utah, Georgia, Florida to LSU Alabama next week. Notre Dame Clemson, Iowa, Northwestern. Yes, oh, God.

Next week's gonna be so good. Right. I have to go to that game. I know you do. With your dad. He's a hit. You'll have so much fun. Will I? I hope so. I won't.

Why not? I mean, Billy, I'm going to Iowa and Northwestern. Your quarterback's coming back for another year. Is that a good thing? I saw it and I knew he was gonna come back. It's, it's whatever. He was a lot better than what we previously had, but even with him, Iowa was pacing

to be just as bad as last season. So, I don't think it makes that big of a difference, but better than Deacon Hill. I feel like you should have went to the organ you talking. Well, I already, already got the fans voted. Yeah, I love the fans side. It's over. It's over.

Yeah, democracy. I can't believe what they want. No, I mean, but Lucy wants to go to that game. I want to go to both games. Right. I think the atmosphere will be better at Georgia, Florida, just in sense of like tailgating. And that's that's kind of what the whole series is about.

But the game will be better for organ Utah for sure. Lucy, do you have an explanation for what I saw on the right sidelines? They're going to show it right here. It was just some guy and this is a job that I would want at a college football program. He's just handing out gummy like gummy worms. He's just walking around the sideline. A little sugar ruff. The glove is great.

Is there an explanation for this? There do you do? Do you know of this guy? Walking around the sideline, little sugar ruff. I love gummies, buddy. The glove is great. Is there an explanation for this? Or do you know of this guy? I don't know of him, but I know a lot of teams have, like, you know, the food guy, like when LSU had to play a really cold game in Arkansas, I believe like two years ago, they had like a bone broth guy. Um, yeah, I don't know.

He's got the glasses on, he's just a vibe, the black gloves. Of course, we don't want to get too many germs. Yeah, but why are we feeding the kids gummy worms? I imagine she's just... I the black love of course. We don't have we don't want to get too many germs Yeah, but why are we feeding the kids gummy worms? I imagine I get I imagine sugar sugar rush them really yeah, it must be what's the other X-Men I have no idea good so I don't think it's making much of a difference Maybe this guy just is hanging and eats this stuff and everyone's like let me get one So he's just like all right final share. I mean I brought this for myself. You don't have them working with the team.

We just found this way to the sideline with the bag of gummies. He works for the team, but he just happens to be eating gummies. And he's getting that thing where it's like, let me get one. Gummi worms are the best of the gummy products, right? Better than gummy bears, better than gummy anything. Is gummy bears a pretty bad. I don't like gummy bears, I'm glad. How about sour gummy bears?

They're good. Sour gummy bears. Oh, they're fantastic. Sour Patch Kids, counteness, because I love a sour Patchour gummy bears. Oh, they're fantastic. Sour Patch Kids Counting This, because I love a sour Patch Kids. Yeah, those, they're more like Swedish fish though. I go sour Patch Kids before it goes. I don't like Swedish, yeah, I'm a boy.

Worm way better than bear though. Worm is the best version of gummy. Yeah. Well, really? Yes. I don't know. Gummy golf. I mean, gummy golf.

Today. Ooh. Right now. And tomorrow. And Sunday. Coming off today. Ooh. Right now.

And tomorrow. And Sunday.