The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti's Top 5 People Who Would Make Him Say "Huh"

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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We open up the post-game show with Juju Gotti before, Greg put on your headphones please. Don't be annoyed. I didn't do a whole song and dance like that. I just asked you to put on your headphones. That's true. Thank you. You just like reflex. I know. You're right. He's scarred, man. PTSD. Hit dog holler in the flesh. Before we get to Juju though, just breaking news about the NFL, the Tush push vote and the Tush push lives, right? Mike?

Yeah, the Eagles actually just did a victory lap on social media with a graphic of the Packers lining up against the Eagles with the headline push on. It falls just two votes shy of being banned. It needed 24, it got 22. The irony that they needed a tush push to get that vote through. How about that?

Juju's here, he's wearing a Brandon Roy jersey, and he's unimpressed by my tush push analogy. It was a bad one. It's actually a Bonzi Wells jersey, feel me, but salute to Brandon Roy, the kid himself, and Fly Eagles Fly, you know, we live to fly another day, even though we've won so many Super Bowls at this point that I have to focus more on my Buffalo Bills. My Buffalo Bills, we need to have a great year this year. So and my cousin got traded from the Eagles this year, Dar Darius Slay, just call him Slay. So yeah, but we went again, Fly Eagles Fly.

Fly Eagles Fly, indeed. Juju, how'd you like that game last night? Game seven, or game one? That game right there was proof that you can't do the same things you did against the Warriors. Have a great first quarter, take a second quarter off. You gotta beat the Thunder every single quarter. You gotta make sure they're dead. And they did not do that.

That's kind of what scares me with the Timberwolves. They'll have those lows in games where the other team goes on a run. And without Steph Curry, the Warriors should have never been in a lot of those games. So they show last night, you can't make those mistakes against the Thunder. It's crazy how it can go, how fast it goes from,

just kind of like game seven, this is a close game. Well, this is a really close game, and then all of a sudden it's not anymore. And it's not because they hit a bunch of threes. I think that's the important thing is, they didn't blow them out because they hit a bunch of threes, quite the opposite. I think they only took like less than 25, I think.

I think it was 21. 20, yeah, 21 attempts on the game. They literally just turned them over again and again and again and got out on the break and got them in the paint and got them on the offensive glass. And to me, I think that's the thing about Oklahoma City that people don't get when they're like,

oh, well, they're not excelling because of great offensive performances. They're excelling because they're forcing you defensivelling because of great offensive performances. They're excelling because they're forcing you defensively into a bunch of mistakes. Yeah, absolutely. And they gonna make you pay. Like you say, the foul merchant himself,

and although he draws a lot of fouls, his mid-range jumper is a layup. Like every time he pull up, I'm like, ah, two points. So yeah, they gonna have a tough time with no thunder. Killer. Juju, also earlier today in the show, we talked about the Pacer fan who had the trash thrown on him.

Greg seems to think I am crossing a line when I say that guy was not an innocent bystander. He went looking for trouble. Juju, you are known as the most magnanimous of us all. You care about human beings. You care about human beings, you care about life and human decency. Am I wrong?

Am I being indecent here when I say this dude was asking for it? Yes, I agree with my brother G, man. Like, just because I wear the jersey to the game, that don't give you the right to put your hands on me or throw trash at me. You can, what happened to a boo? What happened to boo this man?

Thank you. He didn't go to the game. He didn't go to the game. He put on a Pacers jersey and showed up to the celebration. I mean that's on him. It's none of the Nick fans. Following up on a breaking news report, we now have the teams identified that's sited with the Eagles in this vote. One team actually voted against it is really good at it. Your Buffalo Bills juju. They actually voted against this even though they're probably the second best at it.

The Ravens, Patriots, Jets, and Lions sided with the Eagles. Dang, they should have banned it last year in that AFC Championship game, because we ran that play to the left over and over again, and we got stopped over and over. So I understand the Buffalo being a little tired of that play. Eagles at Packers, Monday Night Football, November 10th.

You got the bill saying, man, this shit don't work? And getting mad? Yep, that's exactly what happened. Well yeah, bro, it could have been the glass bottle or anything in them trash bags that they threw at the brother. Now here we got a whole different situation, so keep hope alive, Pacers fan,

where are your churches in New York? That's what I'm saying. Like that's why you don't be wearing it cause you don't know what they're gonna throw at you. That's exactly a bigger reason not to take your ass down there. Yeah, also my brother Andrew Hawkins, he won his sports Emmy for being a part

of the NFL live show. So yeah, so good to that show. That's a good show. Mina Khaym is also a winner. Mina Khaym is an Emmy winner. How about that? Yes, sir. Congratulations.

Linda Rutledge? Is she that? Laura. Laura. I'm thinking Linda Cole. Wow. Clearly, I watch a lot of NFL live. Like, the two people I could name were the people

I actually know, like personally. Also, earlier, Mike had mentioned that he barely gets starstruck. He don't, you know what I mean? Go through those situations. And I thought, yeah, it's kind of hard for me to get starstruck. But I made a list of people who would make me say, huh, if they were standing over there.

OK, so people that will make me say, huh. Let's let's get the fanfare ready. Hold on. All right. Hell yeah. Oh, well, I John Totoro. I think I'm with you on. All right. Hell yeah. O-L-I, John Turturro. I think I'm with you on that. Yeah. Right. It's like, he's a legend. I would do a double take.

Is that John Turturro? Right. Also, no one knows this guy's name. I had to look it up. He's always a bald head Spanish gangster in all the movies. His name is Noel Gulemi. Oh wait, you're not talking about the guy from Training Day, are you?

He was in Training Day as well. He was in the kitchen. You're in the kitchen, yeah, yeah. When they got him in the bathtub and all that, yeah, yeah. Right, I was like, oh, there you go, right there. That's a new from Training Day, that's what I would say. Right, also O-L-I, Lorenz Tate. Yeah, that's my brother right there.

He's Lorenz Tate, huh? I really loved the movie Menace of Society growing up. That was just always playing on my TV. Love Jones. Now, yeah, is he, okay, so Juju, when you see Lorenz Tate, do you think Menace of Society, you think Love Jones, or do you think Councilman Tate from Power?

100% O-Dog, Menace of society, you think Love Jones, or do you think Councilman Tate from Power? 100% oh dog, men of society, no matter what. Dead Presidents. Oh, Dead Presidents. I was gonna argue. Oh yes, Dead Presidents, I got a Dead Presidents tattoo from that movie on my neck right here, so yeah. I love Lorenz Tate, salute. I had a Dead Presidents poster

that I stole from Blockbuster Video. Well not stole, they were like, we're getting rid of these, you want them? Oh yeah, they used to do that with the cardboard cutouts too, right? Kicksave and a butte. Right. Rest in power, blockbuster. Number five is to split two people.

Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. Let me tell you right now, brother. Let me tell you right now, brother. Higher on that list. Why are you turning into Hulk Hogan? Brother. I didn't say brother. Let me tell you something, Mean Gene.

Let's just say I'm a big fan of the movie Banditas. Number four, Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter. Yeah, Harry Potter. I grew up a big Harry Potter fan, and him, Emma Watson, my other brother, like, if I saw him over there, I'd be like... Aw, poor Rupert Grint.

Is it him, Emma Watson, that other, the ginger f*** over there, whatever his name is? Funny, I didn't know what you were talking about. I didn't know his name either. Chris is in here. Right. Number three, Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, yeah.

I got to daffodil bit down in my seat. Come on man. That's why I don't think you'd be starstruck. I think Samuel L. Jackson is so iconic that the starstruck gets broken and you have to go see what's up to him. Whereas I think some of these other people are like, oh my God, is that the guy from Training Day?

Number two, Jim Carrey. Oh yeah. That brother has lived a life. He has been enlightened. He's going around giving powerful messages to graduating classes. And he's also in Dumb and Dumber. How could you not want to be like, huh?

Juju, he also told us that awards and award shows are dumb and stupid. So Hawk, nobody cares. How about that? Oh. Jim Carrey told me not to care. Who's number one? Number one, Martin Lawrence.

No matter what, I watched Martin too many times to just see him over there and not be like, there's Martin. And I left a great person off this list, Betty White, Rest In Power. By Sahara, I do way more than that. That's a good one. Yeah. Hell yeah. Martin and I left a great person off this list, Betty White, Rest in Power by Saharaj Dhoom who's way more than us. That's a good one.

Hell yeah. What about Pam? Pam from Martin. Tashina Arnold? I sent her a salute from across the room. Starstruck 2. What do we have for the polls? For the polls today, guy who calls a hockey arena a barn.

Douche or no douche? 61% of the audience says douche. Wow. That's really just a Mike poll. Yeah, pretty much, yes. I'm like from inception. From inception. All right.

Did the Pacers fan who got hit with the trash know what he was doing? Yep. 73% of the audience says yes the trash know what he was doing. Yep. 73% of the audience says, yes, he did know what he was doing. Hey, you guys win victory for me. Does not liking a five to win and make you a bad-ass 63% of the audience says no. But the coach saying I didn't like how my team played after winning 5-2. I mean that's pretty good. It's bad ass. Right. That's rich. Do you know who Ron Harper is? 82% of the audience says yes they know who he is. I thought you would be hard on

my side. I got has five rings. 82% of the audience don't watch baseball according to David. Is there a capable following of those sports? Only three of them because of Jordan. Two because of Shaq. Can you use the word unmitigated without? Oh, because I am? Yeah, crazy as hell. Can you use the word unmitigated

without using the word gall? 57% of the audience says, no, you can't. Yeah, but you guys corrected me. Unmedicated disasters up there as well. Yeah. Can you follow more than one sport? David Samson question. 87% of the audience says, yes, you can.

13% said no. The biggest poll we got today, the most impactful one. Did you know that Rod Carew is black? 64% of the audience said yes they did. They did? Wow. That's it? That's a pretty good number.

That's it? For the record, more people knew he was black, then less people knew that he was black than thought that the Pacers fans should get the shit kicked out of him. Yep. A win is a win. And last poll is Tony Khan a hot dog guy.

85% of the audience says yes that brother is. Wow. And those are your polls. Take that wild Billy. That's a high number. It's a new poll though. We'll get a lot more decision. That's true. Very fresh. How about that? Let's refresh it tomorrow. It's a new poll though. We'll get a lot more decision. That's true.

Very fresh. How about that? Let's refresh it tomorrow. How about that, Juju? Okay, cool. Oh yeah, speaking of refresh polls, it came back that 29% of the audience want the Knicks to win the championship.

Wow. 28 was the Minnesota Timber Wars. That just means that we have a lot of Knick fans following us. That's all that means. That's thanks to Taylor. I did recently reveal though that I was starstruck by prefacing it saying I don't often get starstruck.

There was a time a couple of years ago where David Beckham and Tom Brady like embraced right in front of me. I was like, yeah, all right, this is pretty cool. And by the way, a final update on Elton John, his eyes, he dealt with an eye infection last summer, but he did say that he's healing, it's a slow process, but he will get that eyesight back.

So for now, he's still standing. One more tour. Great, great. Nice. See you missed the joke. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha ha ha, that's all right.

That's a good one, Roy. That was a good one.