The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Keenan and Kel Go To White Castle

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

Roadrunners, Jeopardy!, and Amin being...Amin...over the Dave Canales story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're so wrong I think Amin is going to be shocked by how wrong he was earlier in the show About the... The decimal? The ostrich is more than twice as fast as the roadrunner The ostrich is the fastest of the birds The roadrunner is the fastest of the birds.

The road runner is the fastest of the birds that take flight. But the, what are you, you're disputing this? What's the matter? What are you making faces about? It was a joke because of a cartoon character named the road runner who goes meep meep. Someone said meep meep.

Someone on the internet looked. Actually, I looked it up and I said don't run. I said don't like that. Stop taking everything so goddamn literally. It's a joke based on a cartoon character that says, meet, meet. But did you actually think the Roadrunner was fast? I did.

No, I was talking about the one that we're about to throw on the screen right now. Obviously that's what you're talking about. I know they're real ones, but I assume because of the cartoon that the actual Roadrunners are of the fastest there like this big Oh, this blew my mind hold on whoa The ostrich is fast. Oh, oh wow Who could have foreseen such a thing?

I thought that getting all my facts from cartoon characters would have sent me through life on a wave of Success and power knowledge, but no! Lorded by the ostrich! Thank you, internet! Mwah! Thank you for being so smart and on top of it, of thinking everything literally, because where will we be in a world with no nuance,

no jokes, and everything just literal? I'll tell you where we'd be, the invention of lying. That's where we would be. Great movie, Fael, who's on Cinephal. They're probably not even smart. I bet they had to look it up. Literal I'll tell you where we'd be the invention of lying. That's where we would be great movie file Who's on Cinefo? They're probably not even smart. I bet they had to look it up I don't think you needed to do all of that especially a Dan because he's the one that took it literally This is a little embarrassing, but I didn't realize the Roadrunner was a real bird until 20 seconds. I'm not gonna lie. I knew

USA was named after the cartoon character as well? Yeah, why not? Me, me. So I got your point of mean, but I'm also kind of dumb. Also for what it's worth, pound for pound. I mean, Roadrunner's pretty short, Ostrich is taller, so maybe you were right in the literal sense as well. Literally?

I didn't think Wolverines were real animals either. Put it on the poll please at LeBatard Show. Did you know the Roadrun Runner wasn't a real bird or was a real bird? However, does you want to ask the question? Can you get for me, before we go any further, the all of the Jeopardy video that was circulating everywhere recently because people have been enjoying funniest wrong answers on Jeopardy. Katie Nolan got all the way to the finals and almost won. That she choked.

Oh, just stumbled at the finish line in a way that's a bit haunting. The butler did it. Let's find out which of these is the best because I haven't seen any of this. I saw that this was trending. People were enjoying it. The only one I saw was Karim Abdul-Jabbar

getting wrong, something that he had said, which was pretty funny. Let's see what we have here. One of the topics covered in a Major League Baseball course at Arizona State is this player who broke the color barrier in 1947. Chauka. Who is Babe Ruth? Nope. Nathaniel. Who is Jackie Robinson? Yes.

4000. Alright. Chief Joseph met Teddy Roosevelt and pleaded with him to allow this tribe to return to its ancestral home. Can I change my wager? No. You can't. 2004 these two cows go to White Castle. In 2008, they escaped from Guantanamo Bay. Marion. We're keenan and cow. No.

Vinyl for 12. A recent vinyl resurgence has been aided by this musician who built a pressing plant in his Detroit hometown. Julie? Does that know? Hey, it's a six letter bra from Mr. Ed. Jerry? Was he ha? No. 100 please? Cats and dogs. Hey, it's a six letter bra from Mr. Ed. Jerry? Was he ha?

No. 100 please? Cats and dogs, the revenge of blank blank. Raya? What is pussy you furry? No. No.

Is he a orangut? What is kitty galore? Kitty galore. Jeremy with, what is that? Shock shame? What? It was a manor. You've got something on your face that suggests that you're truly horrified. I just feel terrible for someone who gets caught in the air like that on Jeopardy struggling

that way. I'm, I'm, if you could see Odd Care, my face is red. I'm truly embarrassed for that person. Oh my God. There was a silence, that crappy game show that I was on a million years ago, boardwalking baseball. I still remember this because the question was Pete Sampris wrote and, and Todd Klein at the end buzzed in, but didn't know where the question was going. And so there was this, just this long, long pause. And then he just blurts, tennis players have fuzzy balls and Chris Berman dissolved and

fell off of the set. We had to stop taping. Not as funny as I remember it. Is that why you brought up Jeopardy? Just to tell that story. No, I didn't. No, tell me if you win. So the Babe Ruth answer.

Yeah, I, yeah, no, she's not lying. She should have gotten it right. She should protest. Judges. Judges. Judges. Judges. Judges. Judges. Judges. The Babe Ruth answer. Yeah my God. Do they serve? The David Canalis, the new coach of the Panthers, the discovery,

as were introduced to him, that he wrote a book with his wife in which he reveals that he was addicted to porn. You know the name of the book? I do not. This marriage? The question that changed everything. It didn't sell particularly well, and as I pointed- You should be laughing at this. Absolutely laughing at this. I wasn't laughing at it. I'm throwing it out there because I don't know that there is something that you can have

in the way of addiction that would create something around you that would be embarrassing without an incident, right? If I tell you someone's got drug addiction, someone's got alcohol addiction, whatever addiction you choose, porn addiction is a specific thing to know about somebody as he walks into a room, as he walks into an employment with a whole bunch of people that he does not know. We've had a couple of coaches, right? Kurt Rambus and some others make some mistakes on Twitter that have been very embarrassing

for them involving porn. You do what with this story? I mean, you as someone who has worked in front offices and no- And as someone that has made a mistake with porn. Yeah, first of all, I had you What if he did him walking in the room with clammy hands? That's where you were going with that. I want to read this Just from the the news are from the New York Post it starts like this new Panthers had coach Dave canals revealed scandalous details about his infidelity Pornography addiction and binge drinking in a book he coauthored with his wife

16 months before earning his first head coaching gig. And then it says, the 42 year old who said he no longer drinks, and is not addicted to pornography. And that just leaves the door wide open. Wait a second, it's like, hey, the alcoholism was awful, you know what, I did cut it all the way out my life. I do not drink.

And the porn not addicted to it anymore it's a treat here and there i do wonder if uh... if you're addicted to porn can you ever say that you're not addicted to poor uh... porn when you go into alcoholics anonymous meetings you say i'm an alcoholic even though you've been sober for a long time can you dig can you declare yourself in a book 16 months ago no longer addicted to something just because

you say so? You can walk into the bar and grab a drink every once in a while is what he's saying. Like, I'm not an alcoholic anymore. Give me one vodka soda. That's it. And then I stop. And also, let me fire up the hub for a second. He goes on, by the way, this is what he wrote. Quote, I was living a secret life, no matter how hard I tried by going to church, reading my Bible and praying, I always had a secret dark place that was just mine. You seem like you're laughing.

You shouldn't be laughing. We're not laughing, it's just you're laughing. You also don't know if he's talking about the infidelity or the porn, or if he considers the porn the infidelity. We haven't read it the secret dark places there I know a lot of people would label their addiction. I like him scampering away. I would argue that there is no laughing matter Strength in there is strength in acknowledging this there is strength in admitting it and working on it There is strength in working on a book with your wife in which you reveal your greatest vulnerabilities, even though you don't have to do that,

but a lot of people are just going to laugh at you. That's, that this bit of information is not going to send people scurrying to read the book. This bit of information is going to make people mock him. Perhaps it was the attic or maybe the woodshed up back. He goes, where are you going, honey? Oh, I gotta go take out the trash. So you're in the class that'll just laugh at him. that up back. He goes, where are you going, honey? I gotta go take out the trash. So you're in the class, I'll just laugh at him.

Then he fires it up. The cell signals surprisingly strong in the backyard. He's got full bars. Does he have them bookmarked? Does he do what I do? Which is like researching ahead of time. So I don't have a bunch of searching when I'm ready. I know, I already got tabs open.

Let's go, go, go, go, go, go. Having tabs open is a dangerous game. Does he still have the tabs open? Now that he's controlled this, I'm not addicted anymore. I've cut the drinking out. Let me see your safari. Incognito mode only. Does he do it in incognito mode?

Was he brazen? Well, you should read the book. I know, does he, do you think he gets into that kind of detail? I don't know. Canales wrote that with the help of counseling and family he no longer has issues With infidelity or pornography and that stopped drinking completely. I have to point it out He cheats sometimes yeah, like the wording is like drinking absolutely not get that devil's juice away from me

Born and cheating I've cut back on that I went from