The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Knee High Fastball, The Count Is 4-1 (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Episode Date: March 11, 2025"It was giving weirdo. It was giving tin foil hat." JuJu properly puts Dan, Greg, and the Shipping Container in their place after the debacle that started today's show. Learn more about your ad choice...s. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Gonna welcome in Juju Gadi here in just a a second but amin alhassan is now
written in again and he says that limited fake ray romano was fantastic
and you dismiss the entire series of calls shame on you again
ah ma amin says shame on me again greg cody just said of beneddy of jason beneddy
he just said man that was delightful i Jason Benetti, he just said, man, that
was delightful. I could feel my face grinning the entire time that he was on.
It's true. And I hadn't, I wasn't in here for his previous appearance. And frankly,
I don't know much about him at all. So I was catching all this really off the cuff. And
I just found him delightful, funny, great impressions.
I love a broadcaster who imitates other broadcasters.
I just think it's terrific.
That guy could do a standup routine
and I would pay to go see him.
I wish we would have had you do your generic impression.
I'm thinking of it now after he's,
cause you always do this thing.
Anytime you hear any baseball broadcaster,
you do the same voice as if they all sound the same.
Doesn't he just do Eric Reid?
Isn't it just the pukey broadcaster?
It's always Eric Reed in some form. It's a knee-high fastball the count is four and one. I guess it is Eric
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I have been positive, but not today, Jack.
Today was the most reckless speculation
in the history of recklessness.
You guys trafficked in propaganda to lead the show off to.
This platform is way too big to be going off
and speculating off the word of
Chels, honey. I mean, I think it was giving weirdo, it was giving tinfoil hat,
and I don't think the juice was worth the 23-minute squeeze. Like, what are we
doing?
Minor penalty, two minutes, spreading propaganda. Hands out of here.
Where is the mystery box when you need it?
That is maybe on me.
That's on me actually.
I let it go on too long.
I should have cut him off.
It felt reckless the whole time.
It did.
I mean, how can you?
LeBron's never been found guilty of anything that we implied might be possible.
You know who was happy about that segment?
Aaron Echblad.
That's true, that's true.
I mean there are freaks of nature, right, in sports?
Like, there was a time when Babe Ruth was hitting 35 home runs a year and the second
most home runs in the game was six.
You know, was he-
That true?
Yeah, was he doing like steroids of the day? I mean, retroactively,
we're going to accuse Babe Ruth of being on drugs. I just don't get it. I felt bad for LeBron.
I just wasn't playing against minorities. He was Dominican.
That's right. I forgot about that. That's right.
So next, I want to put some, put some positive spin on it right now.
Put some positive spin on it right now. Angel Resto, he has done it again.
He has the hookah donchit shirts available right now
on lebataraf.com.
What a talent, what a man.
Please go get you one of them t-shirts,
wear it outside and I bet you people gonna pull up on you
and be like, where did you get that?
And you should tell them Angel Resto,
go get one of these shirts from LeBretardAF.com.
You dig it.
Also, today during the show,
we did a little segment on the reality shows of all time,
which made me want to do a top five reality shows
of all times list if I can really quickly.
Let's do it.
Number five, keeping up with the Kardashians.
Strong, strong.'s do it. Number five, number five, keeping up with the Kardashians.
Strong, strong. You dig it. A lot of stars have been born from that show. Number four, 60 days in.
Then I'm on, if you believe it. Number three, flavor of love. Oh, yes. Oh, come on, man. Yes! I just dig it. Oh, no. Come on, man. New York? New York, come on, man.
A lot of legends have been born.
Hoops went on to marry Shaq.
Can you dig that?
Number two, Jersey Shore.
I love Jersey Shore.
Sleut the Snooki, man.
Sleut the situation and all the guys, man.
Love Vinny.
Great show.
Exactly, sleut the Vinny.
And number one, real world slash
real world the challenge. Don't get no better than that. You got to dig it. And also okay moving on
since Dan's not here, I got to keep this thing moving. I like Mike's list of people who did,
he didn't like people who were traded to his team and Tony's also list of people who did, he didn't like people who was traded to his team.
And Tony's also lists of people
like who's winning the off season.
I wanna send a message to the Buffalo Bills.
You guys, I mean, you know the problem
with you guys sometimes,
you guys think that you can just mosey into the draft
and become geniuses.
Last year I got scorned for being so upset
when they traded Xavier Worthy to the Kansas City Chiefs.
Fast forward umpteen months later, touchdown Xavier Worthy
in the AFC Championship.
Come on guys, we don't need Josh Palmer.
We don't need the new snack machine.
We need DBs.
We need defensive backs.
God bless the player of the combat player of the year
Snub Demar Hamlin, but please get that brother some help, please
Juju going to the other half of your split Jersey your Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles
By the way lost Josh Schwett lost Milton Williams lost Isaiah Rogers cutting Darius Slay
Milton Williams, lost Isaiah Rogers, cutting Darius Slay expected,
James Bradbury the same way,
CJ Gardner Johnson traded to Houston.
The entire defense all of a sudden vaporized.
Vaporized, man, I don't know, man.
Look, the Eagles won a Super Bowl,
so it's like, I'll let them have it for now.
Y'all got it.
I mean, I don't understand any of these moves.
I would have worked to secure every single person
that helped put a ring on that finger.
If you got it, then you should have put a ring on it.
And they did.
So maybe they got something cooking.
I don't know.
That defensive line is still pretty much intact.
Did we sign Zach Bond too?
Yeah. Salute to Zach Bond.
You got to dig it.
But hey man, above my pay grade
when it comes to the Super Bowl champions.
Juju, what polls did we have today?
The polls, oh yeah, for sure.
Salute also to Mike Ryan for reminding me to highlight,
the polls are now also in IG as well, in the IG stories.
If you're tired of going to Twitter, getting cussed out,
getting called racist names,
just trying to vote on these polls, come over to Def out, getting called racist names, just trying to vote on these polls.
Come over to Def Ro, come over to IG and where the polls are more fun. I get to put a little
bit more creativity into the polls, a little cleverness. Also, you can catch when exactly
we're live. Today, I put a sexy picture up of Mike Ryan in the tank top. Go ahead to Instagram
right now and get on these polls.
And live polls on YouTube stream as well.
You dig it?
And also speaking of the YouTube,
Tubby from YouTube says,
thank you so much for the rejoins
during the YouTube commercial breaks.
And I second that emotion.
Cause salute to JT Daily, I love you, you are a mensch.
But if I hear it's time to play football one more damn time.
You feel me?
So whoever made that change, you, sir, deserve a Wonka bar
and the golden ticket.
Shout out Jason, the director.
You dig it.
Yellow jackets.
Those girls be trippin'.
93% of the audience says, yes, those girls do be trippin'.
Should anyone who consumes peeps be jailed?
Yes, 89%.
76% of the audience says, yes, they should be.
And throw away the key.
Slip to Jessica Smetana.
Dad, have you had a peep?
I have not.
You've never had a peep?
Is that the yellow bird?
It's like the little foam looking.
Yeah, absolutely the yellow bird. They look awful. They look just terrible. Yep. Yeah. No, I've never had one
Someone who uses the word do be to describe marijuana
over 65 years old or under 65 year olds
92% of the audience says over 65 years old.
Dang.
Salute to the Ronkila.
Does a corn dog tastes better at a carnival
than anywhere else?
89% of the audience says, yes it does.
Greg, when it's hand dipped like that,
you put a little ketchup, a little mustard on top.
Oh yeah.
Oh baby.
Oh, baby. Especially mustard.
Does anyone ever use the term gallivanting positively?
76% of the audience says no, and those are your polls.
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So, you know, I know this is a bit- And the haters. Right, and the haters. I know thisju and the hood right now, so, you know, and haters
Right and the haters. I know this is a bit look at me, Louis
But hey, you know what they say being too humble sometimes will get you overlooked and underbook you guys just holler at us
Good. See you juju